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Trump Is Trapped In Iran 9:32

Trump Is Trapped In Iran

Tim Dillon Show Clips · May 10, 2026
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because we're not getting out of this.
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This thing's not going to go this
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thing's not going our way. And you know
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that you can feel it. It's it's a you
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can feel that it's not going our way.
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You can feel that it's not working. You
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can feel that Trump wants out of it.
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You can feel it. This is not This is not
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what he does. He's not a real fighter.
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He's like a talker. He's a casino
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kingpin. He's a reality star and if you
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like reality stars I'm selling actually
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pretty well there at the Wilturn
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Theater. But that's what he does. This
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is not Patton.
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He's not a general. He's a reality star.
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He's a talker. He's very
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comfortable in that game. Late night
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firing off tweets at Elizabeth Warren.
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That's his game.
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Talking with Ma and Joe. Morning
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Joe. He's comfortable doing that all day
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long. No, a rally. Forget it. Standing
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there for three hours talking
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extemporaneously off the cuff. He's all
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in and that's what he does.
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This is not where he shines and he feels
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uncomfortable. You can tell he's not
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happy about this because this is not
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what he does. This is also further
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reason you can feel that he was really
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pushed into this. he felt like he he had
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to do it for whatever reason. Um but
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there's no way that he wanted to do this
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because this is not where he lives. This
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is not what he's good at. It's not what
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he's good at. Trump's the guy who was
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like walked around a military base was
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like or I I believe Walter Reed or was
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an army hospital and he was basically
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like, "Yeah, why do they do this?" Like
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because he doesn't get it. He's like,
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"Why would you go sacrifice for the
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country?" He's like, "Don't you want to
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be rich and get pussy?" Like he didn't
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get it.
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He doesn't get it. Like that's who he
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is. So he's this is not a place where he
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feels comfortable. This is not what he
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does. So the idea that he wanted to do
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this, I think he was sold on it.
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He was sold on it, but he didn't know
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what it was cuz he'd never done it.
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Everything was like kidnapping Maduro or
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uh you know, we're going to kill
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Solommani, this Iranian general. We're
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in light touch. Boom. I I destroyed
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ISIS. Whatever. Did he? The one of them
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is running Syria. It doesn't matter.
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It's a light touch. No one cares. It's
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akin to reality TV
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because that's what he's the master of.
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He's the master of creating
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um a reality that's true enough. That's
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what reality TV does. If you watch it,
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you know it's not real, but it's real
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enough. Yes, they're actually on
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the Real Housewife show. Are they put in
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these situations and plied with alcohol?
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That is also true. Are these things
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arranged to make them more entertaining?
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Of course, you suspend disbelief. But
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it's true enough.
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The divorces are real. People don't like
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each other. You know, these things are
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true enough. And Trump lived in that
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world for a very long time. So
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basically, he's a master at creating a
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reality that has elements of truth.
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But the things that are glaringly
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untrue, you don't care because it's
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entertaining.
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Because it's entertaining. So it doesn't
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matter the components of the things that
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are provably untrue, like indisputably
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lies. He doesn't care. And neither do
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you cuz you're laughing. You're smiling.
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I can't believe he said that. It's
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entertaining. This is not a good show.
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That's the biggest problem here for DT.
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This is not a good show. And he knows
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it. He knows this is not a good show.
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Trump is well aware of why he is the
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president. He knows this country better
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than most people, maybe anyone.
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And it's not a nice thing. It's the line
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from the end of Succession when Brian
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Cox looks at Jeremy Strong and goes,
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"They're having dinner and he goes, "I
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know things, not nice things, and that's
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why I turn a buck." I know things, not
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nice things, and that's why I turn a
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buck. Trump knows
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that when Zalinsky was in the Oval
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Office and Vance and Trump were berating
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him, that was great TV.
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Trump knows when he said to Hillary,
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"Because you'd be in jail." That's great
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TV.
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This is the opposite of great TV.
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It isn't exciting.
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It's not nearly
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as engaging
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as it needs to be. So, what you have is
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a bunch of people that are checking out,
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which he doesn't like.
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They're tuning out. They're turning it
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off. And so when they turn it off, you
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got to remember they go out into the
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world, the gas prices are high, the food
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prices are high. Why is this
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war,
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but they're not watching his show
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anymore. So he cannot tell them exactly
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why things are the way they are because
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people are turning this off. They
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don't understand why it happened. It's
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embarrassing. Our military bases have
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been blown to smitherines. It's
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embarrassing. The limits of our military
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power have been exposed. It's embarrass
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People don't want to watch that show.
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That's not a feel-good show.
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That's a terribly
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embarrassing and depressing show. So,
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people go, "I'm out." And and Trump
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knows that. So, so he's doing these
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little things to try to get them back
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in. There's aliens now.
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Are you are you back watching? Can you
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come and watch again? There's aliens and
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they're under the water. Or even this,
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we're moving dark eagle hypersonic
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missiles towards our It's the final
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blow. He keeps using words like that,
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the final blow. But there is no final
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blow.
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So eventually people just turn it off.
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It's like a soap opera. You never see
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the last episode of a soap opera. You
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turn it off. You get sick of it. You
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grow up. You get a job. You get a
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boyfriend. Whatever.
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What this has become for Trump
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is is a a a total unending
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nightmare. And he's in this weird
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stalemate where no one's really doing
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anything. And he keeps like threatening.
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Now hopefully he just keeps threatening
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and we never go back in there. Hopefully
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nothing even happens. Hopefully the
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trade opens up, things normalize,
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everybody apologizes, whatever. Seems
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unlikely, but that's kind of what needs
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to happen. And he just keeps tweeting
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final blow. You know, TRUTH SOCIAL LIKE
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FINAL BLOW. IT'S THE FINAL BLOW is
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coming. This is the first time that I
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have watched Trump where it feels
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boring.
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And when I say that, I don't mean to
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take away from the horrific loss of
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life. By the way, I'm not taking away
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from that. None of that's boring.
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Obviously, it's a terrible tragedy.
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Trump himself seems
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to be
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over it. He doesn't want to do this
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anymore. He's he's he's
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stuck in a web.
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If we pull out now,
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it's a an admission to the world that
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America's military might has, I believe,
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is, you know, a lot of people look at
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that and say it's been greatly
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overstated
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and that we're we're not going to make
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commitments to our allies. We're not
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going to make commitments to the the
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things we say are important, right? So,
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he doesn't feel like he can do that.
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But also, this final blow, a world war,
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dropping a nuke,
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all of this
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isn't possible. The generals have told
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him, "We can't do the things you want to
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do." Now, Trump, no one told him this at
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the Apprentice.
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Everyone was pretty much like, "Yeah,
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what do you want to do?" Yeah, we can do
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that. We'll find a way to do that. We'll
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find a version of that that will be
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okay. It'll be true enough. It'll be
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true enough. And that can't happen here.
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So, they have to start with the aliens.
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They have to start with the aliens.
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There's nothing they can really do now.
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He's stuck. And it sucks.
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And And more than that,
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he knows he's losing eyeballs. They're
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leaving him. They're going elsewhere.
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They don't care.
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They've given up.
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