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whoa whoa whoa what what what the hell

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are you guys doing here I'm sorry uh we

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happened to be here to solve a case uh

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we were here first well you know this is

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a free country dude and we are here to

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go to work free country but this is our

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beat you know yeah but we're here to go

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to work we've been cold and that's why

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we're here you know what I tell you how

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about you just turn around and walk away

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no I don't think so you know we do not

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walk away I'll get you

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started we now return to Tom and Jerry

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the final episode so that's it that's it

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this is so much easier I I don't know

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why I didn't do this years ago what do

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you want me to do with the body I don't

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care throw it in the garbage do you want

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any of his oversized mallets I will take

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a mallet

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sh be very very quiet I'm hunting

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rabbits what's up

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dck oh God oh God

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okay Chef fud I was a little

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disappointed in you this week your dish

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was just a live rabbit who thought he

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was taking a bath but I used carots and

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celery yes I saw he was scrubbing his

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back with a long Celery Stock Chef

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Sylvester on the otherand I'm happy to

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say your suffering suckatash was

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absolutely delicious

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thanks comrade movitz did you think you

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could run forever hi I think you've got

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the wrong Mouse I'm just regular old

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frank Maxwell and I'm very late for work

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good day

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[Music]

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ma'am who you killed him that was not me

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someone else got to him

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first tough break Jew Mouse

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ha hey Uncle Brian let's go check out

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that noise I don't know Scrappy Brian

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might be better just to stay put I'm Not

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Afraid never get him let me get

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him damn it I told my sister this wasn't

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a good

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weekend hey boo boo let's see what we

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got in this picnic

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basket tell the other Bears what you

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just

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saw sir I think you should know these

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growths on your forearms they're giant

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tumors

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oh dear yeah I'm surprised you haven't

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realized this is not how a human being

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is supposed to

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look and the speech thing and what

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you're doing with your eye uh you had a

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stroke about 7 years

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ago that you've managed to be walking

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around all this time is nothing short of

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a

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miracle I'd say about two months

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yeah well what' you want uh you called

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me right oh no no I wasn't calling

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you oh oh oh this is funny to you yeah

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you know what a pain in the ass it is to

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get across town this time of day huh

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listen uh mister we don't want any

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trouble here I don't fly you know I take

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the subway like everybody else oh and

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people don't stare you make me puke

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[Music]

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holy [ __ ] I did it he's under there I

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got him I [ __ ] got

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him Jesus I'm going to need a

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shovel oh this is delicious I I mean you

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know it's like when you work for your

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meal when you really work for it it just

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tastes that much better you know so what

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are you going to do

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now huh never really thought about it

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been chasing this damn bird for 20 years

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I not really trained for anything else I

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guess I kind of let my life get away

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from me well I'm sure something will

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turn up

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[Applause]

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okay uh that's a pastrami on rye a pasta

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salad uh two Diet Coke no no no it was

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one Coke and one Diet Coke oh God I'm

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sorry we've been waiting an hour I know

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I'm sorry what the hell kind of place is

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it I'm sorry God damn it I'm sorry all

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right I'm just having some [ __ ]

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identity issues right now and I I can't

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think straight and just get off my back

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because you don't know what it's like Wy

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you're

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fired Mom and Dad [ __ ] forgive me for

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this

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and then all of a sudden it hit me I

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knew who I wanted to be and I untied

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myself from that catapult and here I am

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well that is such a relief I know I know

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so if you have about 45 minutes I'd like

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to talk to you about the Lord Jesus

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Christ oh [ __ ]