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>> The Joe Rogan Experience.

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>> Let's go. We're back.

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>> We're Comedy Oasis.

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>> That's right.

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>> What's [laughter] the story? Morning

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Glory. It's been almost a year.

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>> Wow. It's flying by. What are we 12 now?

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Is this 12 episodes?

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>> I think we're way 16. 40.

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>> Damn, that's a lot of drink.

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>> How many times have we played Fle

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freeird?

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>> Oh, we're playing it again. [laughter]

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>> The exact same episode we always do.

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>> Yeah, we're going to [laughter] talk

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we're going to talk about coming out of

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the closet.

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>> Play Metallica.

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>> Yeah, play Metallica.

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>> R. Kelly.

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>> So, it turns out that that lady that

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that was a scam that was fake. The lady

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who uh forced the guy to [ __ ] her. It

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was it JP Morgan.

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>> What?

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>> Yeah. Wasn't real.

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>> She was hot.

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>> I know.

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>> Was that in the last one we did?

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>> Jamie said it's fake, right? It's fake.

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Yeah, the news is going around that it's

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like there was like a the lawsuit is not

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accurate apparently. It's like a

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retaliatory lawsuit.

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>> So, he just claimed that she said all

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those things and she made him [ __ ] her.

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>> Damn. What a [ __ ]

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>> Wait, is he an Indian guy?

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>> I believe so.

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>> Yeah. Gross.

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>> It does read like an Indian guy now that

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I'm thinking about.

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>> Like the horniest guy ever. [laughter]

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>> Just coming up with the hottest scene.

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[laughter]

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>> She called him cannons. When she once a

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lady calls her tits cannons. Who have

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you ever heard of a girl call her kids

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cannons?

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>> 18year-old, 16-year-old boy [laughter]

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thing.

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>> I've never heard cannons.

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>> Cannons. Gazongas.

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>> I've heard guys talk about a girl's

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cannons when she's nowhere near them.

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>> I've heard cans. Can torpedoes?

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>> I've heard cannons. I think I'm pretty

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sure I've heard jugs.

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>> Nick cannons. [laughter]

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>> Jugs.

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Sweater puppets. Fun bags. Knockers.

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>> They're just boobs and tits. But a lady

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saying that

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>> that's no lady.

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>> I'm sure she said she did. She said I'm

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sure you fish head Asian wife doesn't

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have [laughter] cannons like this.

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>> Fish head.

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>> That's what he said.

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>> That's what he said. She said damn.

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>> What's that to me more movies? He

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claiming it's that

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>> strip tease.

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>> No. No. Well, she was the boss and she

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made the guy [ __ ] her.

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>> Disclosure.

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>> Disclosure.

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>> Oh, I used to yank it to that one.

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>> Oh god. Article almost made me yank it

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this morning.

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>> I know, right? laying in bed seeing

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[laughter] that Twitter fish.

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>> This is hot as hell.

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>> She's hot.

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>> Indian guy should write more stuff.

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>> This guy's a writer. Yeah.

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>> So if she if he got fired and he made up

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that story like what should the

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repercussions be?

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>> Jail.

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>> Yeah.

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>> You can't just do that.

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>> Especi Well, for sure. It was a guy the

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guy would be f if it was a guy and a

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woman claimed that the guy said these

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terrible things. The guy would be fired.

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He would be shamed. But no one's mad at

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that lady.

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>> No. No. No, they were like mad at that

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lady for making him [ __ ] her.

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>> No, he loved the lady.

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>> Even in the moment before he was came

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out as a hoax when they thought it was

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true, her boss was like, "Come on, I

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can't be doing that."

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>> That's about as bad as it got.

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>> Boy pulled her into the office and go,

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"Let me see them.

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>> Let me see these cannons. [laughter]

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>> Bust out the missiles."

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>> We just got to do our research, due

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diligence. I just got to see the

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cannons. [laughter]

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>> Which also

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>> just to

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He might He might be telling the truth.

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Is it Are we sure it's fake yet? I'm

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sure you can a boy dream.

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>> What a great What a great way to have no

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one believe you is if you intentionally

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use words like that. Like I [laughter]

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would never speak that way.

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>> There's been a string of middle uh

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middle-ag horrors going around lately.

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Have you noticed that?

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>> Love it. It's back.

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>> It's back. Like the the reporter chick

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who's been banging the football coach.

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Uh Christy Gnome was cheating on that

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guy with the tits.

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>> That guy with the tits was [ __ ] the

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tits rock. Those are

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>> crazy. the chick who wrote the RFK

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article that had a deeply emotional

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relationship with him.

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Yeah. Then and then that was the second

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one. I It was crazy. Then there was a

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second one she had like that. She

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>> She likes to get to know her subjects.

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>> The text the texts were wild though.

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>> Deeply emotional.

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>> Pull them up

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>> both back and forth.

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>> His version was

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>> Wait, this is a while ago, right?

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>> Yeah, it was a couple years ago.

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>> Yeah. Something that like let my river

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flow into your It was It was odd.

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>> It's like a Dave Matthews song.

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[laughter]

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>> Damn.

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Does he does he text like he talks? Is

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it all jumbly?

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>> But see, for a lady, it's like a free

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shot. You never have to worry about

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[laughter] getting in trouble. Like, no

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one's even going to be in tr No one's

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going to be mad at her as a journalist

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even.

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>> It's not like she's discredited.

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>> No,

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>> the husband was like, um, this is kind

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of lame.

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>> The husband husband didn't love it.

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>> Oh, she's married, which a freak.

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>> Yeah.

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>> The reporter [snorts] with RFK

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>> alleged.

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>> He was a heroin addict, too. He's a fun

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dude. fun. Got after it.

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>> I like him.

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>> Lived his life.

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>> I like him a lot.

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>> Didn't used to stutter.

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>> That's true.

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>> It's not a stutter. It's a It's a

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vaccine injury. [laughter]

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Yeah.

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>> He didn't used to talk that way.

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>> No. From the flu vaccine. Yeah. You see

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videos of him from the the '9s. He had a

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great voice.

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>> Great. Black hair.

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>> Are you reading the text? They're

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hilarious. It's like Prince Charles. Any

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dude who tries to be like romant like

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they don't know how to do it.

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>> It's a poem.

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>> Oh. As soon as you're writing a lady a

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poem, it's over. How do we know this is

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true? Uh,

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>> I think it was it was verified. [snorts]

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From what I remember, it was verified.

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>> Olivia Nuzy.

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>> Nuzy.

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>> She sounds like a freak.

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>> Yeah, she she's sharing it. So, I mean,

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it could be from anybody.

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>> She sounds like Staten Island trash.

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>> You're awaiting my harvest.

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>> Hey, there we go.

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>> She looks like fun.

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>> Not too shabby. [laughter]

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>> Don't spill a drop. Oh,

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>> your open Y R. Who writes Y R for your

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>> Come on. Really?

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Your open mouth is awaiting my harvest.

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That doesn't even make sense.

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>> You think he eats ass cuz that's

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processed.

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>> This is my favorite one. I mean to

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squeeze your cheeks to force open your

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mouth. I'll hold your nose as you

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[clears throat] look up to me [laughter]

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to encourage you to swallow.

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>> Whoa.

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>> Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You

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are my canyon.

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>> Wow. Baja, baby.

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>> Wow. My love.

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>> I'm not buying this. That sounds like

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literature.

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>> But I can't have a Pop-Tart.

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[laughter]

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You can't have Froot Loops with the good

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colors.

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>> Dizzing in her mouth.

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>> I [laughter] love these great Froot

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Loops, dude.

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>> You ever seen Canadian Froot Loops?

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They're bland and dim and dull.

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>> That's what they're going to sell here

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now.

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>> Oh god, it's over.

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>> We used to be a country.

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>> It's over.

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>> But is this got to be a way to make them

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prettier?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Without giving you ass cancer?

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>> There's got to be some way,

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>> bro. A lot of people getting ass cancer

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lately. I had that.

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>> Really?

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>> That dude is like in his early 30s. He's

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got stage three ass cancer. [laughter]

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>> Yeah.

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>> But he also took four shots.

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>> Four of them.

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>> Uhhuh.

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>> Four what shots? Ask shots.

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>> Vaccines.

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>> And that gives you ass cancer.

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>> He can give you cancer. Allegedly.

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>> Did he boof the shots? [laughter]

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>> That's the way to do it. If you really

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want to get

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>> Don't tell me how to take the vaccine.

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[laughter]

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>> Stuck the actual needle right into the

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hole. in West Hollywood. They just got a

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plunger and it's like

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>> Jimmy Boofing.

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>> You got the booofer.

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[laughter]

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>> Well, Trump almost got a shot the other

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day.

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>> Is that crazy?

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>> What happened? That's the third

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assassination attempt on that dude. The

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[ __ ] guy run ran

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mentioned in passing.

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>> Assassination attempt at the White House

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press correspondents dinner

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>> where Reagan got shot.

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>> Was it Michelle?

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>> Same hotel.

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Oh, wow. So that must then trip advisor

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must be rough on that one.

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>> A correspondence dinner. Did was

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[clears throat] there a comedian there?

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>> No.

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>> Oz the mentalist.

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>> The menalist. Yeah.

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>> Oz the mentalist.

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>> You think he would have saw it coming?

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>> You think [screaming]

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>> he probably kept his mouth shut. He's

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like, I think [snorts] we're going to go

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attack two more Arab countries.

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>> You know what's [laughter] hilarious?

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Meer goes, did you see the fake

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assassination attempt?

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>> Don't you know? Don't you know

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[laughter] about Gilgamesh?

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>> Like what?

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>> He always brings in his references,

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right?

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>> The Rothschilds. What are you saying? I

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don't know. You don't need the

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references. [laughter]

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>> Oh, you don't know?

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>> If Mezer can't get it up, he's like

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Israel.

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>> Everything's Israel. [laughter]

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>> Israel.

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>> Pretty good excuse. I'm going start

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[laughter]

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Kanye clips you showed me were [ __ ]

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wild. He's the best. He's so fun.

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>> What's nice with the shooter was mixed

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race.

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>> That's nice.

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>> Is that nice?

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>> That's nice cuz you, you know, you're

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always like, "Don't be white. Don't be

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white or don't be black

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>> and don't be a combo.

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>> Don't be an Arab. Just a American

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liberal.

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>> Wow.

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>> Just a standard American liberal

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>> has had enough of the uh uh whatever you

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want to say he is

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>> dictator.

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>> Oh, right. Right. Fascism, the whole

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thing.

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>> Fascism, pedophile,

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>> you know.

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>> He was like a smart guy, valadictorian.

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He was like a scientisty guy.

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>> I think he was a teacher. Must be extra

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tough for those guys cuz they're like so

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like you haven't gotten into a fight

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since you were seven

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>> and then you're going to get a gun and

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try to like kill a highle person. It's

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like what a step up.

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>> Well, he he shot a secret service guy.

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You see him in the vest?

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>> Yeah.

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>> They don't know who shot who.

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Oh, okay.

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>> You're saying the Secret Service guy

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shot himself?

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>> Not himself. [laughter]

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>> It might have been Friendly Fire.

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>> Trying to get out.

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>> It might have been Friendly Fire.

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>> Is it that lady again?

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>> Yes, I think she

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>> The lady was [laughter] there.

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>> The one that looks like me. We were

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joking around about it in the green

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room. Imagine if she was like, "I know I

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[ __ ] up way back in July, but look

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guys, I'm better. I've been working

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out."

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>> Yeah.

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>> And then this is their second

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assignment.

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>> We didn't talk about this part yet. The

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tweet.

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>> This guy.

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>> Yeah. The weird the time machine tweet.

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Yeah. This is nuts. So the Cole Allen

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guy tried to kill Trump. It's not inside

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the White House though, right? It was at

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a hotel.

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>> Yeah. Yeah.

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>> Okay. An exac account for 2023 wrote a

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single tweet with that name.

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>> What? So just wrote Cole Allen from

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2023. The profile belongs to Henry

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Martinez, a NASA scientist who's

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missing. The background image from a

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website called Time Machine. If you

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ddigitize it, the 2024 assassination

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attempt photos appears but with a hole

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in the head instead of the ear.

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>> The profile picture is a green toad in a

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tuxedo with a glass. Exactly like Trump

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in the assassination attempt. Either

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it's the most elaborate scop in history

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or someone from the future is leaving

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clues in the past that only make sense

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once the events happen.

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>> Okay.

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>> Why do time travelers keep trying to

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kill me? I'm just [laughter]

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>> Wait a minute.

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>> How is that picture the same? That is

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not the same. That's just a bunch of

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colors and you could decide it's the

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same.

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>> No, you got to decode it.

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>> Oh, it's like a decode.

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>> You got squeeze your eyes together.

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>> I'll try.

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>> It appears if you squeeze your eyes

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together.

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>> Trying sailboat. What do you like one of

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those things where you could see like

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words in a

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>> Yeah, it was always a sailboat or

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guitar.

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>> Always is up there.

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>> Mats,

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>> do you think that makes sense, Jamie?

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>> This picture part of it does not

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[snorts] make a lot of sense, I don't

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think. But

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>> but it's weird that the guy is strange

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enough.

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>> The tweet is nuts.

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>> Yeah, the tweet is strange enough

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>> from two years ago. So, he's trying to

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work up the courage for years.

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>> 23. Yeah.

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>> Yeah. And then the fact that it's a

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frog. It's one of those kek guys,

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>> those nutty [ __ ] pranksters. It's

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funny if he was just he tried to search

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somebody's name. [laughter]

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>> He just got it right.

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>> He was just like a cool guy.

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>> Is that the only tweet this guy ever

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made?

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>> I think so.

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>> Weird.

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>> There is a bunch of random Twitter

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accounts that have tweeted random names

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just one time. So, I don't know like

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what the odds of that happening are are

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pretty slim.

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>> I believe these are the eight guys we

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have trying to like work with mentally.

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So, like one of them will be activated

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and try to kill somebody. So let's get

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insurance. So that guy really was Is

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that factual though that the guy really

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was a NASA scientist? Henry Martinez.

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>> But well, so when the people were

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looking up his [snorts]

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history, they he had a brief I think

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like an internship at JPL

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NASA, you know, Jet Labs or something.

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>> Yeah.

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>> And I think the other guy did too. That

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I don't know that anybody knows more

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than that. It is weird where you find

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out a lot of these guys have these weird

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ties like that guy who tried to shoot

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Trump in Pennsylvania was in a Black

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Rockck commercial.

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>> Oh yeah.

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>> It's all connected.

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>> I did a lot of commercials when I was

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coming up and I Black Rockck never I

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didn't get an audition for any

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[laughter] of those.

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>> Yeah, right.

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>> I don't know how you get that

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commercial. Love to get that gig.

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>> It's got to be non-union.

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>> Not only that, like you definitely get

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brought into the fold.

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>> Mhm. He was teacher of the year this

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guy.

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>> So, did this guy get a shot off? Was he

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close enough to get a shot off?

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Allegedly. Jamie said allegedly he shot

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a Secret Service guy.

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>> How are these guys getting so close?

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>> But it might have been that lady. The

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fat lady shot him.

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>> Maybe trying to get her gun out.

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>> Oh [laughter] [ __ ]

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>> P320 might have shot himself.

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>> She's handsome.

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>> It's It's just crazy that they don't

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have better security.

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>> Yeah. What the hell?

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>> How' the guy get in the hotel with a

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gun? Like, how are you not checking

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every room? How you not like checking

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everyone's bags if you know that the

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president and all Marco Rubio all these

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[ __ ] people are going to be there and

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you don't and Oz the mentalist and you

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don't have someone checking guns.

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>> Why is there better security at the

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Improv on Black Comic Night? [laughter]

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>> Yeah. Throw up a metal detector.

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>> Yeah. It's just crazy that they don't

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check for guns.

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>> That's wild.

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>> On a day where it's like the president

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is going to be there. You didn't check

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for guns.

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>> I get it if it's like a UFC sniper or

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something. It's like we can't check

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everybody like that. That's like 20,000.

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But like this is so small.

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>> They're saying he did shoot him, but I

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don't that's this was the first

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>> Secret Service agent did not shoot

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himself. I don't think there's any

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question what happened here.

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>> That video they're playing is the AI

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video.

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>> Yeah, that's

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>> Well, no. This is the real video which

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is blurry and then AI they enhanced it

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because this [ __ ] hotel is shitty old

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cameras

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>> which is crazy.

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By the way, guy's putting in some

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[ __ ] work there. There's some speed.

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>> He's got wheels.

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>> Yeah, he moves. That guy can move. Half

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black, half black, [laughter] half

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>> teacher. He can shoot. Teachers, you

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know, they work at a school.

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>> I mean, what did he think was going to

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happen? He was going to get past all the

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secret security guys, get through the

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crowd, find Trump behind the stage, and

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shoot him. Like, how did he think he was

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going to get to him?

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>> I think these guys don't think it. I bet

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they go like, I'm going to shoot him,

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then everyone's going to love me.

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>> Yeah. They're going to be Luigi or some

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[ __ ]

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>> It might be schizophrenia, too.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. He might be out of his [ __ ]

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mind,

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>> but he lived, right? Right. He's in

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jail.

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>> Yeah, he lived.

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>> The guy who shot Reagan was like, "Taxi

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driver told me to do it."

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>> Well, he rules. So, it's like all

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>> I think he's out. Hankley Hankley's out.

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>> He's playing music.

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>> Yeah, he plays music.

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>> I think we've covered this on [laughter]

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terrible Manson songs.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

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>> Yeah. He was inspired by Jodyie Foster.

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>> Jodie Foster made him shoot. There it

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is. I will be your man. Oh, that's a

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threat. Oh yeah.

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>> 2023 recent recent release. Can't we get

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Let's hear 2023.

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>> I like his job title.

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>> Let's hear criminal.

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>> I want to hear I will be your man. Let's

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hear what Hinkley's what his jams are

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like.

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>> Pay for this.

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>> We have to pay for that. No,

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>> we have to edit that. We'll see.

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>> Okay, we'll see.

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>> Oh man,

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>> he's got his name on the guitar. Just in

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case you don't know who shot Lincoln,

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[laughter and clears throat]

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[music and singing]

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>> shoot him.

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[music]

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[singing]

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>> Oh yeah, he's trying to

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>> MK Ultra.

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>> I misunderstood.

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>> That's what MK Ultra does to a man.

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>> Yeah, he looks like his brain's been

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washed.

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>> Yeah. Like they just poured bleach in

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his ears.

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>> Yeah,

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>> they're going to release MK Ultra files

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this week, I think.

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>> Yeah, I bet. [clears throat]

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>> They were supposed to release UFO files.

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>> A lot of Black Lines coming in that one.

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>> Yeah. Whatever happened to the [ __ ]

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UFO files?

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>> Did he do Kennedy yet? Did Kennedy out?

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>> No.

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>> What? He

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>> What? JFK?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. Turns out there's some stuff in

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there that we couldn't see.

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>> CIA.

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>> Yep. Maybe some other ones.

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Congresswoman Anapolina Luna Lanc's

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house hearings on MK Ultra next month.

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>> What is that? A gang?

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>> No, I did seek.

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>> You don't know what that is? That's the

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mind control experiments that the CIA

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did in the 1960s.

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>> People going to hookers. Good honest

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people going to hookers and they took

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advantage of them.

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>> That's one part of it. Yeah, that was

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Operation Midnight Climax. They ran bro.

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>> What a good name.

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>> Great name. What a good name.

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>> Solid name. Yeah, that's that's per

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that's absolutely proven. That's

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[clears throat] all from a Freedom of

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Information Act request and from some

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documents that they found.

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>> What was the guy's [clears throat] name

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that was like the head of MK Ultra?

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>> Jolly West.

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>> Yeah. And then he went and saw Jack Ruby

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and

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>> Yeah. Jack Ruby went crazy. Started

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saying they're they're lighting Jews on

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fire in hell. Like they gave him acid.

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He's also was connected to Manson.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Like this guy was running mind control

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operations all throughout the country.

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>> Wow. They ran brothel where they gave

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the John's uh acid and the the ladies

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would come out and give the John's acid

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and they would wash through a two-way

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mirror and then film them.

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>> Whoa. [ __ ] hell of a night at the

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brothel, [laughter]

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>> right?

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>> So sick.

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>> This ladies out

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>> talking to me trying to get laid and

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next thing you know you're [ __ ]

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seeing Jesus.

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>> Jesus is a candle.

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>> You lean into it. [laughter] That's a

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good night.

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>> Trying to get a hooker you go.

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If you lean into it,

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>> Meanwhile, your wife's at home waiting

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for the milk and bread to come back for

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30 minutes. [laughter]

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Just trying to get a hand. [ __ ] is he?

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>> It's the worst lie ever. The CIA, they

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drug me. What do you want?

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>> How many marriages would completely

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dissolve if prostitution was totally

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legal?

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>> It'd be a lot easier to do.

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>> Are they talking? That's the thing.

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>> Are the the hookers talking?

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>> No, but guys are bad at covering up.

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>> It's like Uber ratings, you know?

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>> Oh, that would be

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>> You know what I'm saying? Like some Uber

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drivers, they won't shut the [ __ ] up.

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They won't

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>> want to see my passenger score.

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>> Yeah. I don't want an XL either.

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[laughter]

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>> [ __ ] it.

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>> For prostitutes,

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>> you know, but I mean if they if they

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made prostitution completely legal and

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then they had scores.

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>> Do you don't think gals would do it?

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>> I think they would. I think there'd be

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plenty of gals that would sign up.

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Plenty of

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>> prostitution was only And it's illegal.

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>> How so? Oh, yeah. They are.

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>> Of course, if you took down the

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barriers,

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>> they would keep doing it. Isn't it legal

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in New York City now?

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>> Kind of.

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>> I've never been caught.

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>> What is the [laughter]

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>> How many guys are you blowing,

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>> [ __ ] I WAS A GUEST IN this

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right there.

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>> Yeah, it was a lab [clears throat] in

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that beard.

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>> Right there. Um, but they did do

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something where they like decriminalized

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sex work in New York.

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>> Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah,

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>> let's find out. J,

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>> sex work. I love when they rename that.

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>> They always have unhoused sex.

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>> It's sex work until one of them is

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[ __ ] your husband, then it's a

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hooker. Exactly. And if you call a girl

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a [ __ ] she gets mad. Like, which one

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is it?

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>> Sex worker.

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>> Call a girl sex. You're a [ __ ] sex

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worker. Hey, that's a legitimate

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profession.

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>> That it's a pretty funny way to do it.

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[clears throat]

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>> Prostitution is illegal in New York

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City, but enforcement and politics

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around sex work are in flux.

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>> Active debates about decriminalization

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and new protections for sex workers and

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trafficking survivors.

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>> Anyone else?

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>> Well, that's kind of crazy, isn't it? if

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you have protection for the survivors.

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So, you're saying that they're victims,

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but then you're also decriminalizing it.

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>> So, you're making it okay to do, but

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you're saying that they're victims.

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>> No. And and like when it's where it is

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legal, they go like no one's going to

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abuse you cuz you can go you don't need

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a pimp in public here. Probably should.

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>> That's Well, listen, if you can give

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someone a massage, you should be able to

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jerk them off, which doesn't make any

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sense. Got that right, Robert.

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[laughter]

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>> Poor guy. Old bastard.

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>> I met that guy. You can't help think

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about that when you're shaking his hands

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like [laughter] I'm sorry they got you,

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sir.

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>> Sorry they got you. Just a normal thing.

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>> It happened to so many people.

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>> 100%. They set him up.

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>> He wasn't even getting laid.

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>> No, it's handy.

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>> And he's like,

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>> I never got a massagey.

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>> Me neither.

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>> Every single massage I got, I've been

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like,

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>> you should have responded to those empty

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emails.

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>> There's an app for it now called uh Tug

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or something. [laughter]

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>> I don't think so.

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>> Don't ruin it for everybody else on

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TugU.

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>> Get on it. Somebody told me how to

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figure out which one of the hand job

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places which one are real. Epstein told

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me he goes uh

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>> you know no a no guy Epste. Yeah. And he

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[laughter] goes you know the ones with

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like locks on the door. He goes that

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there's no business doesn't want you in

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there.

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>> If you have to buzzed in they're like

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hold on stop jerking. There's a cop

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there.

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>> My friend goes on a lunch break. Like

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it's pretty popular in New York.

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>> People are totally When I moved to

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Philly, every single person was like

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yeah that's normal.

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>> Totally normal.

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>> So are the girls gross?

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>> They're Asian. There's there's I think

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there's a range

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>> and sometimes you get like a Ukrainian

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skank.

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>> Nice. [laughter]

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>> [ __ ]

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Could you imagine though skank you are?

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Have some respect for yourself. [ __ ]

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>> How many relationships would just

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completely dissolve if prostitution was

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100% legal?

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>> I think I'll tell you in Thailand it

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pretty much is. And girls [ __ ] on the

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first date.

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>> Date. You taking them out?

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>> No, not those regular girls. Cuz like if

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I make you wait, you're just going to

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get a hooker.

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>> Really?

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>> So like I better put out.

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>> Wow. I like that competition. They seem

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a little looser sexually anyway in

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Thailand, you know, with the whole lady

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boy thing and

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>> they're pretty chill with everything.

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>> Yeah, they're pretty relaxed except for

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kicking the [ __ ] out of people. They're

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really good at that.

00:21:30.159 --> 00:21:32.480
>> They're really good at that.

00:21:31.038 --> 00:21:34.640
>> They're really It's weird weird like a

00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:35.839
laid-back society is so good at [ __ ]

00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:37.759
people up with martial arts.

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>> You ever look at lady boys using their

00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:40.079
training

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>> like before they turn into full lady

00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:41.279
boys?

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>> Pull it up.

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>> They train kickboxing.

00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:44.880
>> What? Lady boys do Muay Thai too

00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:47.038
>> when they were younger.

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>> God damn. There was one famous one who

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transitioned to a woman but kept

00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:51.520
fighting men and started getting [ __ ]

00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:53.840
up

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>> because now she didn't have any hormones

00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:57.119
anymore or balls

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>> and so she's just getting the [ __ ]

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kicked out of her as a girl when she was

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dominating as a guy.

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>> Wow.

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>> Kind of sad. Like the one thing that

00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:05.679
you're really good at

00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:07.439
>> other than sucking guys dicks

00:22:05.679 --> 00:22:09.280
>> is uh [ __ ] people up.

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>> No, you can't do that.

00:22:09.279 --> 00:22:10.480
>> No, I meant [clears throat] on the

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streets.

00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:13.519
>> See, that's a guy by the way.

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>> I mean on the streets. Oh,

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>> is it?

00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:18.000
>> Yes, that's a guy. I'm right. That's a

00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:19.839
guy. That's a guy dressed like a girl.

00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:21.119
>> No, I meant on the streets. Like if you

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pick on one of the streets, they all

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come after you, but then they use their

00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:24.960
training.

00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:26.480
>> Oh, yeah. They gang up and kick the box

00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:28.005
the [ __ ] out of you and you're like, I

00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:30.000
just wanted to beat up a hooker.

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[laughter] Why are these half men coming

00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:33.359
at me?

00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:34.480
>> These dainty, dainty men. [laughter]

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>> All right, you need a drink.

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>> I got one.

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>> Oh, okay. Sorry, boys.

00:22:37.679 --> 00:22:41.080
>> Hey, we're backd

00:22:41.919 --> 00:22:45.280
>> all over Latin America. Anytime I got

00:22:43.679 --> 00:22:46.559
recognized, they'd be like they'd be

00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:48.240
like, "When are we going to get another

00:22:46.558 --> 00:22:50.000
projectile park?" I'm like, "I'm not

00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:51.599
really in the area right now. [laughter]

00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:53.038
As soon as I'm out of Uruguay, I'll I'll

00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:55.759
let them know."

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>> Yeah. I would get questions from people.

00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:59.440
It was always that.

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>> When's the next Protect Our Parks?

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>> Anytimes I run into someone somewhere

00:23:01.679 --> 00:23:05.280
>> globally, too. Australia, I got it. New

00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:06.639
Zealand, I got it. It's all over.

00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:07.839
>> It is fun though when somebody like last

00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:09.919
week somebody's like, "When's the next?"

00:23:07.839 --> 00:23:11.119
I was like, "April 30th." And they're

00:23:09.919 --> 00:23:12.545
like, "What?"

00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:13.759
>> I'm like, "Keep it quiet." Yeah,

00:23:12.545 --> 00:23:16.320
[laughter]

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>> I did that. Yeah, it's very fun.

00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:19.038
>> The world needs us.

00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:22.000
>> Oh yeah, it's good to be back.

00:23:19.038 --> 00:23:23.119
>> Goofy ass fake [ __ ] world out there.

00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.159
>> Can't believe how many we've done.

00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:26.239
>> Cannons.

00:23:24.159 --> 00:23:26.640
>> Can we [clears throat] got that going

00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:28.240
for us?

00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:30.000
>> I wonder I want to talk to that guy. I

00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:31.599
want to find out what really happened.

00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:33.519
>> Interview that Indian fell. So

00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:34.959
apparently they're saying he got fired.

00:23:33.519 --> 00:23:36.000
Is that what the story is, Jamie? He got

00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:37.679
fired then he just made up.

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>> You can't just make a public post that

00:23:37.679 --> 00:23:39.840
your your boss tried to [ __ ] you

00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:42.159
anymore?

00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:44.319
>> Not anymore. It all changed.

00:23:42.159 --> 00:23:46.000
>> I think like it was a lawsuit that was

00:23:44.319 --> 00:23:47.759
filed. I don't I'm not saying that the

00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:49.200
lawsuit is fake. Like he But they're

00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:50.558
just saying that it's horseshit is what

00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:52.319
people are saying.

00:23:50.558 --> 00:23:52.798
>> Does the lady still work there?

00:23:52.319 --> 00:23:54.960
>> I [clears throat and snorts] believe

00:23:52.798 --> 00:23:56.720
what I read was that JP Morgan

00:23:54.960 --> 00:23:58.079
investigated, didn't find it credible,

00:23:56.720 --> 00:24:00.640
and she still works there. Yeah.

00:23:58.079 --> 00:24:02.720
>> That doesn't seem a guy.

00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:03.600
>> If it was a guy, I don't

00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:04.400
>> We're going to put you on leave while we

00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:06.240
look this.

00:24:04.400 --> 00:24:06.880
>> 100%. Interesting.

00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:08.240
>> 100%.

00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:09.440
>> And then like Trevor Bower like, "Oh, he

00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:11.519
found out it's fake. Like, can I get my

00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:12.880
job back?" They're like, "Nah, Trevor,

00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:15.599
>> he works for the Long Island Ducks."

00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:19.278
>> Trevor Bower is a Sai Young, the highest

00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:20.319
award for a pitcher. He got some chick

00:24:19.278 --> 00:24:21.440
>> pretty much told all our friends like,

00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:21.839
"I'm going to go get money out of that

00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:23.600
guy."

00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:25.599
>> Yep. We got the text messages.

00:24:23.599 --> 00:24:27.519
>> Yeah, he kind of proved it all. But

00:24:25.599 --> 00:24:28.959
Dodgers, was it Dodgers? I don't

00:24:27.519 --> 00:24:30.319
remember. Was like, "Hey, you can't work

00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:31.120
here anymore."

00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:31.599
>> Brewers.

00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:32.399
>> Brewers.

00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:33.199
>> No, I don't remember.

00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:34.640
>> Moved to Japan.

00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:36.319
>> Moved to Japan. Try to pitch there. And

00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:38.799
he's like, "I'm good." But he told MLB,

00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:40.480
he goes, "I'll pitch for free and I'm a

00:24:38.798 --> 00:24:41.278
SA young winner." And everyone's like,

00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:41.839
"Ah,

00:24:41.278 --> 00:24:42.960
>> that's crazy.

00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:43.599
>> Lost 300 million."

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.200
>> Yeah.

00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:45.918
>> Now he's playing for the miners in Long

00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:46.880
Island.

00:24:45.919 --> 00:24:48.000
>> He loves playing.

00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:48.960
>> Oh my god.

00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:50.400
>> Yeah.

00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:52.079
>> And what happened to her?

00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:52.480
>> I think she got like a slap on the

00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:53.519
wrist.

00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:54.558
>> Yeah. I think she was like he was like,

00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:55.839
"Don't come after me anymore. Don't come

00:24:54.558 --> 00:24:56.399
after anybody else anymore."

00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:58.240
>> That's it.

00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:00.480
>> She did photos with black eyes. She got

00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:02.480
makeup done. He beat me up. He beat the

00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:03.360
[ __ ] out of me. It was all made up.

00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:05.440
>> Crazy story.

00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:07.119
>> Monsters out there. Crazy.

00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:09.120
>> But the crazier thing is like if you are

00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:11.439
the if it is a Dodgers say it is to not

00:25:09.119 --> 00:25:13.199
go, "Hey dude, we were fooled. I'm

00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:14.080
sorry. Here's your contract back."

00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:15.600
>> He should sue them for that.

00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:16.720
>> How old is he now, though? He's lost

00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:17.199
years of his career.

00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:18.720
>> Yeah,

00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:19.120
>> it's probably over, right?

00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:21.038
>> Yeah,

00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:21.759
>> he's still great. He just pitched a no

00:25:21.038 --> 00:25:22.319
hitter. I mean,

00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:23.200
>> really?

00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:25.119
>> Playing against nine year olds.

00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:27.038
>> That's exciting. [laughter]

00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:27.599
>> In the minor leagues.

00:25:27.038 --> 00:25:29.759
>> Um,

00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:31.599
>> so how old is he, Jamie?

00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:32.960
>> 35

00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:34.719
private lawsuit that just happened.

00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.360
That's crazy because like when it all

00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:36.159
happened with him.

00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:37.038
>> Yeah. He's 35.

00:25:36.159 --> 00:25:38.480
>> He's 35 now.

00:25:37.038 --> 00:25:39.440
>> It was about It was about eight or nine

00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:40.558
years ago, wasn't it?

00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:41.440
>> 20 uh

00:25:40.558 --> 00:25:43.119
>> 2020.

00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:45.038
>> 21 is when he was suspended.

00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:46.479
>> 5 years ago was suspended. So he lost

00:25:45.038 --> 00:25:47.278
his prime to 35.

00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:47.919
>> That's prime.

00:25:47.278 --> 00:25:49.599
>> Ruined his life.

00:25:47.919 --> 00:25:51.520
>> He had just won the Sai Young.

00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:53.918
>> He's just won it.

00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:54.879
>> Brutal. God.

00:25:53.919 --> 00:25:57.360
>> Oh my god.

00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:58.080
>> So all she gets is a slap on the wrist.

00:25:57.359 --> 00:25:59.519
>> Crazy.

00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:01.599
>> Pretty much like go away.

00:25:59.519 --> 00:26:04.158
She violated some part of the settlement

00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:06.798
and had to pay him 300 grand.

00:26:04.159 --> 00:26:08.000
>> Oh, great. That'll cover his [ __ ]

00:26:06.798 --> 00:26:10.000
monthly whatever.

00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:11.599
>> Yeah, the zen.

00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:13.599
>> Jesus Christ.

00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.599
>> That's a couple zins out of it. She only

00:26:13.599 --> 00:26:16.879
She only got fined 300 grand. She cost

00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:17.599
him 300 million.

00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:19.039
>> Exactly.

00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:20.959
>> Oh my god, that's crazy.

00:26:19.038 --> 00:26:22.640
>> You whatever you accuse someone of if

00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:23.919
it's fake, you should get that

00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:25.679
punishment trying to

00:26:23.919 --> 00:26:27.600
>> No, I completely agree. Yeah,

00:26:25.679 --> 00:26:28.960
absolutely. That's never the case

00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:31.199
though. Well, she can't play for the

00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:32.960
Dodgers.

00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:34.558
>> Who was he with? That's the thing that

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:35.120
bothered me about this. It was the

00:26:34.558 --> 00:26:36.240
Dodgers.

00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:36.558
>> When that happened, it was fake sports

00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:37.519
fan.

00:26:36.558 --> 00:26:38.720
>> Been on a bunch of teams, though.

00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.519
>> Why did I think it was the Brewers?

00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:41.440
Because of his last name,

00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:43.440
>> Bower Bower Brewer. [laughter]

00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:45.200
>> So, if he went to jail for it, that's

00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:47.519
what she should go to jail for. Cuz if

00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:49.120
she's accusing him of sexual assault,

00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:52.960
>> he was uh I think she was just suing

00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:53.599
him. Suing him and then public public um

00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:54.960
>> whatever.

00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.439
>> Destruction of reputation.

00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.759
>> Yeah.

00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:58.720
>> Oh my god, that's so awful. Poor guy.

00:26:57.759 --> 00:26:59.119
You should have him on.

00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:01.440
>> I would.

00:26:59.119 --> 00:27:03.038
>> That'd be a great convo. Have me, son.

00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:03.600
>> He's also He's also, I think, pretty

00:27:03.038 --> 00:27:05.679
funny.

00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:07.038
>> I bet he is, bro. You got to get a sense

00:27:05.679 --> 00:27:07.679
of humor after that. If you survive

00:27:07.038 --> 00:27:08.798
that,

00:27:07.679 --> 00:27:09.600
>> you survive that, I bet you have a

00:27:08.798 --> 00:27:11.038
wicked sense of humor.

00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:11.839
>> Plan in Japan where they all have tiny

00:27:11.038 --> 00:27:13.599
strike zones.

00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:14.319
>> Yeah, that's one thing I think we could

00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.519
all attest to.

00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:17.038
>> It's not the only thing.

00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:19.440
>> You survive a cancellation, you come out

00:27:17.038 --> 00:27:21.440
on the other end just a little bit more

00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:23.200
>> funny. A little funny. Nothing really. A

00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:25.440
>> little more pop. A little more pop to

00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:27.998
the punch line. [laughter]

00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:29.600
He's throw He's throwing 102 in Japan.

00:27:27.998 --> 00:27:31.120
[clears throat]

00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:33.199
>> How many kilome an hour is that?

00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:34.719
>> Kanye recovers from getting cancelled to

00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:35.360
have the biggest concerts in human

00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:36.720
history. [laughter]

00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:38.399
>> Yeah. So,

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:39.600
>> standing on top of the world with

00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:42.000
clouds.

00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:43.359
>> Bill Cosby must be amazing right now.

00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:43.839
>> He's blind though. He can't read his

00:27:43.359 --> 00:27:44.639
notes.

00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:46.720
>> Ah,

00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:47.520
>> it's tough to read off a teleprompter.

00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:48.720
Blind comic.

00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:50.400
>> Well, I don't think he ever read anyway.

00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:50.960
I think it was all in his memory anyway.

00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:53.519
But

00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:55.200
>> he I I don't even know if he writes if

00:27:53.519 --> 00:27:56.639
he or if he just like sits down and

00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:57.759
comes up with his stories cuz he's like

00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:58.799
a story guy.

00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:00.480
>> Yeah,

00:27:58.798 --> 00:28:01.839
>> he is pretty good. I heard an album it

00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:02.798
was like it really paints a picture but

00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:03.918
then you're like then you listen to like

00:28:02.798 --> 00:28:06.720
Kenisonson and you're like, "Oh, this

00:28:03.919 --> 00:28:08.399
guy Cosby is very slow."

00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:10.480
>> It's a different style. It's like

00:28:08.398 --> 00:28:12.479
listening to, you know, John Denver

00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:13.759
versus Metallica. You can't, you know,

00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:15.200
>> solid comparison.

00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:16.000
>> Yeah. You got to be in the mood.

00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:19.720
>> Yeah.

00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:19.720
>> Rocky Mountain High.

00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:28.000
blast blasting it last night,

00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:28.960
>> bro. That [ __ ] concert in Moscow.

00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:33.000
>> Yeah, it's the best ever.

00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:33.000
>> That is the greatest [ __ ] thing.

00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:35.759
>> [ __ ] yeah. Norman, don't be scared of

00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:37.360
the

00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:38.240
>> be a loop of of that.

00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:39.918
>> Fine.

00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:41.440
>> That's fine. People haven't listen to

00:28:39.919 --> 00:28:42.720
the song in a year. [laughter]

00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.159
>> It's a yearly reminder.

00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:47.440
>> We're going to close out with a live

00:28:44.159 --> 00:28:49.840
freeird from 77. [ __ ] you. [laughter]

00:28:47.440 --> 00:28:50.960
Uh,

00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:52.240
>> did you get me a beer?

00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:52.798
>> Here it is. Look at this.

00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:54.798
>> Oh god,

00:28:52.798 --> 00:28:58.000
>> we're doing it again.

00:28:54.798 --> 00:28:59.200
>> Why'd you do that?

00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:01.200
>> Imagine how pumped these people are.

00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:03.200
Communism is dead for a little bit and

00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:05.360
then Metallica's on stage.

00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:06.240
>> It's so sad that rock is dead. It's all

00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:07.599
>> We were talking about that.

00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:09.919
>> Yeah, it's all queefy now.

00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:12.558
>> When was the last time Where's the new

00:29:09.919 --> 00:29:15.200
rock bands? The new Zeppelin's been

00:29:12.558 --> 00:29:17.119
around for a while. Those smaller bands,

00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:18.880
>> but where's the big ones? It used to be

00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:22.079
Van Halen. It used to be the biggest

00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:23.760
part of music. Rolling Stones,

00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:24.319
>> AC/DC,

00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:26.720
>> I know.

00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:29.918
>> I mean, Aerosmith. It used to be the

00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:32.240
biggest part of music was rock and roll.

00:29:29.919 --> 00:29:32.720
What the [ __ ] That's kind of crazy.

00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:34.558
>> Nice

00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:36.000
>> bodega cat, ladies and gentlemen. Arrow

00:29:34.558 --> 00:29:36.558
bullet. Fine. Bodeas all across

00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.720
Manhattan.

00:29:36.558 --> 00:29:40.480
>> You got that right, Fatty. Get a bottle.

00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:42.720
But yeah, now it's country. Country is

00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:44.798
huge now, which is fine. But what

00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:46.079
happened to rock? I have no problem. I

00:29:44.798 --> 00:29:46.798
love country. I have no problem with

00:29:46.079 --> 00:29:47.599
country getting huge.

00:29:46.798 --> 00:29:48.639
>> Yeah. What happened to rock?

00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:50.398
>> What happened to rock?

00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:52.080
>> Who are the biggest?

00:29:50.398 --> 00:29:54.079
>> They said garage bands are coming back

00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:56.158
with kids, which is kind of means nature

00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:57.199
is healing. [laughter]

00:29:56.159 --> 00:29:58.080
>> Yeah,

00:29:57.200 --> 00:29:59.440
>> that's a good sign.

00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:01.918
>> Yeah, kids are tired of playing video

00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:04.080
games. Want something real. But the uh

00:30:01.919 --> 00:30:05.919
the the thing about the that doesn't

00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:06.960
make sense about rock music is everybody

00:30:05.919 --> 00:30:07.679
still loves it,

00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:09.679
>> right?

00:30:07.679 --> 00:30:11.840
>> Everybody still plays covers it.

00:30:09.679 --> 00:30:12.798
>> Oasis is doing giant arenas all over the

00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:14.319
place.

00:30:12.798 --> 00:30:15.440
>> I took I took acid at that Oasis

00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:17.200
concert. Really?

00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:18.080
>> We're fun. We're chill.

00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:20.000
>> Chicago. Chicago.

00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:21.199
>> I got MK Ultra.

00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:21.919
>> Yeah. I was just watching the concert

00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:24.480
like, "Oh,

00:30:21.919 --> 00:30:25.520
>> how fun is this gone acid? It's the

00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:27.360
best."

00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:28.879
>> See, I haven't done acid since college.

00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:30.959
I go shroom now.

00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:31.760
>> Acid.

00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:33.840
It'll get away from me.

00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:34.879
>> Grateful Dead's entire career.

00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:36.798
>> I see how it worked.

00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:38.559
>> I mean, apparently, if you listen to the

00:30:36.798 --> 00:30:40.319
dead on acid, it's a totally different.

00:30:38.558 --> 00:30:40.798
>> They were playing to acid.

00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:42.079
>> Yeah.

00:30:40.798 --> 00:30:43.519
>> Like, they weren't playing for you to

00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:44.960
not like it on acid. You're supposed to

00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:45.918
like if hey you guys are on acid let me

00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:47.360
entertain you for a second.

00:30:45.919 --> 00:30:50.480
>> Yeah you're supposed to be on acid. It's

00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:51.439
like those uh Iaska eco you listen to

00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:53.120
them normally they're not that

00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:54.558
interesting but if you jumping on DMT

00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:56.000
they're pretty [ __ ] incredible.

00:30:54.558 --> 00:30:58.079
>> I got some Roger W. We were doing a

00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:58.960
podcast here me score and Bert and you

00:30:58.079 --> 00:31:00.480
and you're like what are you doing

00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:01.759
tomorrow? You want to stay? Roger Waters

00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.278
is playing. I was like oh I got to this

00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:05.839
is so funny. He's like I was like I got

00:31:03.278 --> 00:31:07.599
to leave. He go why? I'm like uh yeah I

00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:09.678
don't know but I'm like but my hotel I

00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:11.759
have to check out tomorrow. goes

00:31:09.679 --> 00:31:12.960
extended [laughter]

00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:14.558
personal guest Roger

00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:15.919
>> Waters change Ari's flight to the next

00:31:14.558 --> 00:31:17.678
day and I was like yeah all right but

00:31:15.919 --> 00:31:19.919
then it was like I got to find acid on

00:31:17.679 --> 00:31:21.600
one day's notice

00:31:19.919 --> 00:31:24.000
>> you got to shout out Roger Waters cuz he

00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:26.000
was way ahead of everybody calling out

00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:26.880
the genocide way ahead of everybody

00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:28.720
doing it a long time ago

00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:29.440
>> a long time ago calling out how they're

00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:30.720
treating the

00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.159
>> he really got kicked up

00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:32.720
>> he's a little frosty with the heaves

00:31:32.159 --> 00:31:33.679
though is he not

00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:35.200
>> he got frosty with me

00:31:33.679 --> 00:31:35.840
>> oh there you go [laughter] he got frosty

00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.519
with you

00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:39.918
>> he was living at me

00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:41.679
>> that was We were [ __ ] with him. He

00:31:39.919 --> 00:31:43.200
was on acid and he was [ __ ] with them

00:31:41.679 --> 00:31:44.798
after the show. We were all hanging out

00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:47.600
and Roger was drinking.

00:31:44.798 --> 00:31:49.839
>> This was uh it was sober October.

00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:50.240
>> We We had a one day permission to do one

00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:52.158
thing. [laughter]

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.679
>> Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Come on,

00:31:52.159 --> 00:31:55.519
guys. I'll give you guys each a drink if

00:31:53.679 --> 00:31:57.120
you let me do one one piece of paper.

00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:58.798
>> I chose the devil's cabbage. I was

00:31:57.119 --> 00:32:00.239
scared of the acid cuz who knows where

00:31:58.798 --> 00:32:01.679
it came from. I'm like, "All right, I

00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.640
got a business to run. I can't go crazy

00:32:01.679 --> 00:32:05.919
right now."

00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:07.440
>> I did some. Tony's ex did some. And I I

00:32:05.919 --> 00:32:08.399
remember we were back at the hotel and I

00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:09.278
was looking at this picture and I was

00:32:08.398 --> 00:32:10.158
like, damn, this [clears throat] is a

00:32:09.278 --> 00:32:12.398
crazy video.

00:32:10.159 --> 00:32:13.760
>> Is full on weeping in the middle of the

00:32:12.398 --> 00:32:16.398
concert.

00:32:13.759 --> 00:32:17.278
>> Full on this is amazing.

00:32:16.398 --> 00:32:18.719
>> This is amazing.

00:32:17.278 --> 00:32:21.442
>> He came up and sat next to me and I'm

00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:22.240
like, what's wrong with Arian

00:32:21.442 --> 00:32:24.960
[laughter]

00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:25.359
freaking out? I'm like, dude, are you

00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:26.558
okay?

00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:28.158
>> I was not okay.

00:32:26.558 --> 00:32:29.918
>> He didn't even know what the dose was.

00:32:28.159 --> 00:32:31.360
He just took whatever the guy gave him.

00:32:29.919 --> 00:32:33.600
>> It was fresh. I had to let it dry in the

00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:35.839
AC of the car over there. I'd hold it on

00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:37.519
my bed and let it dry some

00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:39.439
>> blotted.

00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.558
Yeah,

00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.360
>> it was so good.

00:32:40.558 --> 00:32:42.319
>> See, that's the thing with that. You

00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:43.278
don't know when it's going to end. You

00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:44.319
don't know where it came from.

00:32:43.278 --> 00:32:45.919
>> Also, you don't really know when it's

00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.960
going to start. I took a little I took a

00:32:45.919 --> 00:32:49.360
little and I was like, this shit's not

00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:50.159
working. Give me another one.

00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:51.359
>> That old move.

00:32:50.159 --> 00:32:53.278
>> Oh boy. That old move.

00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:55.199
>> I stared at a painting in my hotel room

00:32:53.278 --> 00:32:57.038
for 12 hours.

00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:58.399
>> Ruined their [ __ ] entire life by

00:32:57.038 --> 00:32:58.720
doing that with edibles.

00:32:58.398 --> 00:33:00.798
>> Yeah.

00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:02.399
>> Gotten that second one. I don't feel

00:33:00.798 --> 00:33:03.278
[ __ ] They take that second one and then

00:33:02.398 --> 00:33:04.798
they can't escape.

00:33:03.278 --> 00:33:05.759
>> This is how those stories start. Every

00:33:04.798 --> 00:33:06.240
time you're like, maybe I'll take the

00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:08.000
other half

00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:09.519
>> and they roll right into schizophrenia

00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:10.159
land. Hey,

00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:12.720
>> in my early

00:33:10.159 --> 00:33:14.880
>> Maybe your mom's not really your mom.

00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:17.120
>> Early years of comedy, I pitched a show

00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:19.039
and and Lionsgate picked it up

00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:20.798
>> and I flew out they flew out to LA to

00:33:19.038 --> 00:33:22.960
pitch the show to Netflix and Amazon. It

00:33:20.798 --> 00:33:25.440
was the biggest deal of my life. And the

00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:27.679
night before I did Tripoli show and he

00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:29.440
gives you a bag of weed stuff, you know,

00:33:27.679 --> 00:33:30.880
and I was like, I can't do weed. I'm a

00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.399
wuss. I'm a lightweight. And he goes,

00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.000
"Well, take some CBD." And I go, "Oh,

00:33:32.398 --> 00:33:36.239
okay. I'll do that. I want to get some

00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:37.599
sleep." So, I chugged a bottle of CBD.

00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:38.240
And it was THC.

00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:40.240
>> Oh.

00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:42.880
>> I woke up. The bed was vertical. I was

00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.720
hanging on to the the post. [laughter]

00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:46.960
>> It felt like the carpet was sinking with

00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:47.839
me. I was going to chair. I had to I

00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:49.038
skipped it.

00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:50.798
>> I couldn't go. It was too high. I was

00:33:49.038 --> 00:33:52.158
high for like 14 hours.

00:33:50.798 --> 00:33:53.918
>> Oh, yeah.

00:33:52.159 --> 00:33:55.200
>> My manager's like shaking me like, "You

00:33:53.919 --> 00:33:56.159
got to go." And I'm like, "I can't do

00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:57.759
it. I can't face him."

00:33:56.159 --> 00:33:59.278
>> Like,

00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:01.440
so funny. You should have went.

00:33:59.278 --> 00:34:03.440
>> I Oh god, I would have sold shoved my

00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:04.558
hand up your ass and operated you like a

00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:06.080
puppet. [laughter]

00:34:04.558 --> 00:34:07.599
>> I would have made you go.

00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:10.719
>> I would have sold like Duncan Trussell

00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:12.078
show if I showed up. [laughter]

00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:13.279
>> But I couldn't face him and he would

00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:15.200
like I think they dropped me after.

00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:17.519
>> Doug Duncan is the absolute best at

00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:18.878
saying like [ __ ] around like he he

00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:21.838
was going, "Hold on, I just got a text

00:34:18.878 --> 00:34:23.598
from my wife's boyfriend. [laughter]

00:34:21.838 --> 00:34:25.759
>> How's he doing?" Not good. Turns out

00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:28.720
he's got syphilis. Poor guy. I hope he

00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:29.919
gets better. just casual.

00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:31.918
>> There's nothing worse than getting that

00:34:29.918 --> 00:34:33.679
high though. Like McCusker McCusker used

00:34:31.918 --> 00:34:35.039
to make weed gummies when we lived

00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:35.440
together. He would make homemade

00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:37.279
>> Wow.

00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:38.480
>> He would like try to make it was crazy.

00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:40.240
And then I'd just be sitting there

00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.838
playing Xbox and he'd be like, "Here,

00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:42.719
take some of these." And I'd just try

00:34:41.838 --> 00:34:44.799
them out.

00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:46.959
>> Uh, but one time he left, I did a show

00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:49.200
at a casino outside of Philly. He gave

00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:50.878
me a bag of gummy bears. Obviously, I

00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:53.519
got [ __ ] hammered and I was just in

00:34:50.878 --> 00:34:55.199
my hotel room just I ate them. I just

00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:56.320
ate as many as I Did you know that they

00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:56.638
were pot gummy bears or did you just

00:34:56.320 --> 00:34:59.119
think

00:34:56.639 --> 00:35:00.640
>> I did? I was hammered. I was like, "No,

00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:01.440
I don't give a [ __ ] [laughter]

00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:03.358
>> They're so good."

00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:04.800
>> I just killed that [ __ ] hotel lobby.

00:35:03.358 --> 00:35:06.559
That was great.

00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:08.640
>> And then uh I woke up and it was in a

00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:10.239
casino with no my room had no windows.

00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:12.480
It was in the [ __ ] basement.

00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:13.679
>> And I didn't know my buddy was also I

00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.960
was like, "You sleep in my room." He was

00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:17.039
on the floor. He was this kid that

00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:18.720
opened for me in the [laughter] morning.

00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:21.568
I woke up and I was still high as [ __ ]

00:35:18.719 --> 00:35:22.559
And I was just like

00:35:21.568 --> 00:35:24.239
[laughter]

00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:27.880
in the darkness. I hear somebody like

00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:27.879
Shane. I was like

00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:29.760
something waking up to me is wild.

00:35:29.429 --> 00:35:30.480
[laughter]

00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:32.480
>> Wake up.

00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.079
>> I was like who's there? Who's in here?

00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:35.119
>> You remember the days where Joey Diaz

00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:36.720
would have people in the church or

00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:40.160
what's happening now and he would swap

00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:42.000
out the 25 bills for 250s.

00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:44.078
>> He did it to me. There's like a package

00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.760
like this whatever and I see it. It says

00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:48.079
25. I'm like, you [laughter] know what?

00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:50.240
I'm a 10 guy, but when I'm with Dios,

00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:51.519
I'll go 25. And then I ate it. But then

00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:53.279
something nags in your head. You're

00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:55.199
like, why was it 20? It was like,

00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:55.680
>> why was it open? Why was it tilted a

00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:56.879
little?

00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:58.239
>> And then I was just like I kept talking

00:35:56.880 --> 00:35:59.358
and I was like picked it off and you

00:35:58.239 --> 00:35:59.838
just SEE 250.

00:35:59.358 --> 00:36:01.440
>> OH,

00:35:59.838 --> 00:36:02.480
>> LIKE JOEY,

00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:05.039
>> YOU killed me.

00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:06.079
>> Oh, you would give Leat 500s. We give

00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:08.159
him two 500.

00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:10.079
>> We just got Lee again on We did a 420

00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:11.440
episode and Lee was like, "Oh yeah, back

00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.400
to that

00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:14.000
>> indie 500."

00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:14.880
>> 500 milligrams.

00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:15.199
>> It's crazy, dude.

00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:17.440
>> Blows.

00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:18.960
>> You know what's crazy? Jamo. Jamie can

00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:19.358
do a,000 and it barely hits him.

00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:20.880
>> Shut up.

00:36:19.358 --> 00:36:22.719
>> Is that true? You have no body fat.

00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:24.000
>> No, no, no. He's got some weird enzyme.

00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:25.519
>> You got to go with a slice of pizza or

00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:26.559
something, man.

00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:27.199
>> Wow. Okay, fair.

00:36:26.559 --> 00:36:28.559
>> Damn.

00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:29.358
>> Yeah, it just doesn't work with his

00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:31.519
spectrumy.

00:36:29.358 --> 00:36:33.119
>> Yeah. Anything more than some brain, his

00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:34.800
superb brain just shuts it off. Like,

00:36:33.119 --> 00:36:35.440
nope, not interested. Bye.

00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:37.119
>> Wow.

00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:39.200
>> Mine does not, dude. If I take 10

00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:39.519
milligrams, I'm like, "Oh, we're in it."

00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:40.719
>> Same.

00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:41.679
>> Well, the UFC's are always great. We

00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:42.480
take like 50 in just [clears throat]

00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:44.754
like 6 hours.

00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.838
>> Well, you guys took acid in the UFCid.

00:36:44.755 --> 00:36:47.119
[laughter]

00:36:45.838 --> 00:36:49.519
>> We were up in the bat seat, so we took

00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:51.119
acid and me, Red Band, and Diaz. And

00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.159
then Rogan, it was kind of early on and

00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:53.039
Rogan's like, "Where are you guys?"

00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.078
We're like, "We're up there." And he's

00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:55.358
like seeing us like, "Are you guys

00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:56.640
flying?" We're like, "We're [ __ ]

00:36:55.358 --> 00:36:57.679
dude." [laughter] He's like, "Where?" He

00:36:56.639 --> 00:37:00.239
goes,

00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:01.919
>> "Half of my day was thinking about them

00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:04.078
being on acid watching these crazy

00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:07.039
fights." So, it made me jealous.

00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:08.079
>> It felt like fun. Forest Forest Griffin

00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.119
came in and everyone's cheering. I'm

00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:10.800
like, "Why are you cheering? You might

00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:13.200
get hurt." Animals.

00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:14.240
>> This is like 2005 then. This is early

00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:16.559
days.

00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:19.199
>> Imagine seeing Brock Lesnar on acid.

00:37:16.559 --> 00:37:19.519
Terrified. She's a warrior. That guy,

00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:20.239
>> bro.

00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:22.079
>> Like a Viking.

00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:24.159
>> You ever see his daughter?

00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:25.200
>> His daughter's a champion shot putter.

00:37:24.159 --> 00:37:26.480
>> What?

00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:28.799
>> Bro, what' you say?

00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:29.760
>> She's a [ __ ]

00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:31.039
athlete.

00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:33.440
>> Oh, shot put.

00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:34.639
>> She throws that iron block. You think

00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:38.159
>> he thought I was shooting a gun,

00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:39.039
>> bro? She's a [ __ ] You got to see her.

00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:40.799
>> Definitely related.

00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:43.759
>> Watch [laughter] her. Yeah, 100%. Look

00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:44.800
at those. But watch the video. So go to

00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:46.160
get to say

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:47.599
>> see if you can find a video of her

00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:50.239
talking [ __ ] Mark

00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:50.720
>> she's a beautiful sturdy lady. Mark's

00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.239
talking [ __ ]

00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.598
>> I agree with Shane. I I have nothing but

00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:56.078
respect for you and your family.

00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:58.720
>> Is she albino

00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:59.359
woman? I know you look at this pale

00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:01.199
honky

00:37:59.358 --> 00:38:02.319
>> bro. That's crazy. Imagine blowing your

00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:03.759
shoulder out trying to [ __ ] throw

00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:05.321
that thing.

00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:07.119
>> Imagine her grabbing your balls.

00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:09.679
[laughter]

00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:11.599
>> Machi over the line.

00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:12.960
>> Make a warrior with those jeans.

00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:15.599
>> Yes. You're prop buffalo.

00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:16.320
>> What's the mom look like? Huh? A dup.

00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:18.559
>> She's just a

00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:20.960
>> She's a She's a pro wrestler.

00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:24.239
>> She's a [ __ ] Transformer. [laughter]

00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:25.760
>> She's a bulldozer.

00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:26.559
>> He's She's Optimus Prime.

00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:28.079
>> Get the mom.

00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:30.320
>> The mom is hot.

00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:32.480
>> He got all She got all Brock's jeans.

00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:34.079
THAT'S THE MOM.

00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:34.719
>> Sable

00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:35.359
W.

00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:37.679
>> That's right.

00:38:35.358 --> 00:38:38.799
>> Whoa. Sable was so hot.

00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.598
>> That's what I'm talking about.

00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:41.760
>> The puppies.

00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:42.320
>> But bro, look at his jeans. Those jeans

00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:43.119
dominate.

00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:44.400
>> Nice cannons.

00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:46.640
>> Those are Viking jeans. That's why

00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:47.519
Iceland looks the way it is.

00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:48.639
>> Viking jeans.

00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:48.960
>> Oh, is that them now?

00:38:48.639 --> 00:38:49.519
>> Yeah.

00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.639
>> Oh, hell yeah.

00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:51.440
>> She's 10 years older than them. She

00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:52.879
looks stable.

00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:54.159
>> She looks great. She's got a bit of a

00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:57.280
bulge though on the right.

00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:58.159
>> That's her hands are never really

00:38:57.280 --> 00:38:59.040
risking it with

00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.559
>> I love you, Brock.

00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.159
>> Brock's going [laughter] to [ __ ] kill

00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:03.759
you. Doesn't care.

00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:06.946
>> Rock and roll. He's writing your name

00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:06.947
down with crayons right now. [laughter]

00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:11.839
>> He's got that sword tattoo right here.

00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:13.679
just a real warrior.

00:39:11.838 --> 00:39:14.960
>> Yeah. He said he got drunk and didn't

00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.480
remember it and woke up. I was like,

00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:18.639
"What the [ __ ] did I do?"

00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:20.240
>> Yeah, right. You just regret it.

00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:20.480
>> That's a lame tattoo. You just regret

00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:21.439
it.

00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.440
>> For sure.

00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:23.920
>> For sure. Well, Steo's got a dick on his

00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.440
forehead.

00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:25.920
>> Yeah, but that's for fun.

00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:28.159
>> Yeah.

00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:30.320
>> He's got tattoos on a on an ATV.

00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:32.239
>> He was on the podcast and it was like

00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:34.400
first couple of minutes and I was like,

00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:36.559
"Do you have a dick tattooed above your

00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:37.920
eyebrow?" I said, "Yeah, what?

00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:38.239
>> I've done his pod. I didn't notice

00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:40.000
that."

00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:41.598
>> Good impression. [laughter]

00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:43.760
It must be new. I missed it.

00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:44.720
>> It's pretty new. He was on He was on a

00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:45.280
few months ago.

00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:47.118
>> J Mo,

00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:48.240
>> not even new jackass coming next month.

00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:49.760
>> YEAH. LOOK.

00:39:48.239 --> 00:39:51.439
>> OH, WOW. MAN,

00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:51.920
>> what a lunatic.

00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:54.880
>> Wow.

00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:58.159
>> Yeah, I wouldn't recommended him.

00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:59.680
>> Postalone tattooed tattoo artist.

00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:00.399
>> Well, I don't think you have to be

00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:02.639
trained.

00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:03.280
>> Dick's got a quite a curve.

00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:04.400
>> Are there rules?

00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:04.800
>> Actually, he might he might actually

00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:06.960
know.

00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:08.320
>> Are there any rules as to like who can

00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:10.720
do a tattoo? Yeah,

00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:12.480
>> I don't think so. Or whatever and like

00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:14.559
have a business. Yeah, but

00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:15.440
>> you could just do it though.

00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:17.039
>> Do one to your friends.

00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.440
>> I saw fear. You could just do it with

00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:18.880
pen.

00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:19.679
>> Interesting.

00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:20.400
>> Huh.

00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:21.598
>> Interesting.

00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:22.400
>> Steo's a good egg.

00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:23.039
>> He's a fun dude.

00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:23.760
>> Steo rules.

00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:24.400
>> He's a fun dude.

00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:26.160
>> Jackass rules.

00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:27.519
>> New Jackass. I was so excited when I

00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:28.799
heard it was like,

00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:29.920
>> "Oh, they're doing another one."

00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:31.839
>> June, bro.

00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:33.838
>> He played a bunch of the scenes where in

00:40:31.838 --> 00:40:36.159
Knoxville did too them all getting

00:40:33.838 --> 00:40:37.519
concussions. And I was like, how I asked

00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:39.279
Knoxville, "How many times you've been

00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:39.838
out?" He's like, "At least 16."

00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:41.040
>> Wow.

00:40:39.838 --> 00:40:43.199
>> 16 times out cold.

00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:44.800
>> It's funny when one of them gets like

00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:46.399
Reddit wrapped for not going hard

00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:48.480
enough. Like Knoxville did once, and he

00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:50.320
goes, "Fine." That I'll step up and I'll

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:52.079
literally blow a ball off.

00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:53.359
>> And then like and like Danger had one

00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:53.920
where he's like, "I'll be the one this

00:40:53.358 --> 00:40:56.318
time."

00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:57.760
>> Knoxville always went so hard.

00:40:56.318 --> 00:40:59.519
>> Yeah. It was It was bad. It was bad

00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:01.040
feedback, but they were like, "You're

00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:02.480
protecting your face too much." He was

00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:03.599
like, "All right, I'll show you." I

00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:05.119
asked I asked we man. And I was like,

00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:07.440
"Who got PTSD this time?" He was like,

00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:08.640
"England. England's [ __ ] forever now."

00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.800
>> Oh, yeah.

00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:13.279
>> What? Why? Cuz they put him in horrible

00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:13.920
situations. I don't know. I'm waiting to

00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.560
find out.

00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:16.000
>> What, Jamie?

00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:17.039
>> I'm talking about this one cuz the last

00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:18.960
one they got him. I thought

00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:20.318
>> No, they got danger last time. Bad with

00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:21.440
the bear and [ __ ] where you could tell

00:41:20.318 --> 00:41:21.759
he's like, "This is never going to

00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:23.599
leave."

00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:25.520
>> And the [ __ ] donkey in the one. That

00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:27.039
was terrifying. Donkey kick.

00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:30.318
>> He just walked up behind one. The goal

00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:31.358
was to get him [ __ ] nuts.

00:41:30.318 --> 00:41:32.880
>> He had to stand behind him.

00:41:31.358 --> 00:41:34.000
>> Yeah. He's just behind him like shaking

00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:34.960
and they're all making fun of him

00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:36.639
>> and the donkey kicked him.

00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:38.240
>> Yeah. Got him right in the ball.

00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:40.239
>> Oh my god, dude.

00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:41.118
>> They get into a room. He obviously knew

00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:42.879
something was happening.

00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:43.440
>> He knew something's up. He's He just

00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:44.480
can't be

00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:45.760
>> He looks great.

00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:46.880
>> He does look pretty good.

00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:47.599
>> Nice skin.

00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:49.440
>> Handsome devil.

00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:51.359
>> He's a handsome guy.

00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:52.559
>> So he's in the room strapped to a table

00:41:51.358 --> 00:41:53.598
like electric chair.

00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:56.078
>> They're shocking him. He's like, "Come

00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:57.119
on, stop. It's annoying, but I get it."

00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:58.318
>> And then what happens?

00:41:57.119 --> 00:42:03.200
>> They cover him in honey.

00:41:58.318 --> 00:42:03.920
>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he's

00:42:03.199 --> 00:42:04.719
like, "What

00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.119
>> is that? Meat?"

00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:07.519
>> Yeah.

00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:09.519
>> What are you doing? [laughter]

00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:13.199
>> Relax.

00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:13.920
>> THE [ __ ] HONEY'S IN MY EYE.

00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:14.960
>> OH [ __ ]

00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:16.559
>> Oh god. [laughter]

00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:19.559
>> I love this. Oh [ __ ] That something's

00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:19.559
opening.

00:42:21.429 --> 00:42:23.039
[groaning]

00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:25.039
>> Oh my god.

00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:27.759
>> He's got a chain on the bear.

00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:29.119
>> Uh uh. Keep watching it. [laughter] The

00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.839
chain is probably just so they could

00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:30.480
pull him off.

00:42:29.838 --> 00:42:31.838
>> Stay calm.

00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:32.639
>> Yeah,

00:42:31.838 --> 00:42:36.318
>> stay calm.

00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:38.159
>> Oh, he's going to lick him.

00:42:36.318 --> 00:42:40.480
>> The chain is not attached to anything.

00:42:38.159 --> 00:42:42.239
>> That's a good point. Chain's free.

00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:42.559
>> Talk to it, Aaron. Try to calm it down.

00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:44.000
Oh.

00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.960
>> Oh, this is wild.

00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.079
>> This is crazy.

00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:47.440
>> Oh no.

00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:50.720
>> Bear.

00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:54.159
>> Are you really allergic to bees, Aaron?

00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:56.639
>> Oh, he's trembling. [laughter]

00:42:54.159 --> 00:43:00.879
>> And they shock him. little shocking.

00:42:56.639 --> 00:43:01.759
>> I didn't even get the answer. [laughter]

00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:03.119
>> No.

00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:04.560
>> All right, we can't really watch.

00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:07.280
>> Oh, is that like salmon?

00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:10.400
>> Oh my god.

00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:12.960
>> Yeah, I think so.

00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:14.880
>> Oh, this is crazy.

00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:16.480
>> HE'S SO FRIGHTENED.

00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:18.240
>> OH, HE'S GOT THE PAW.

00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:18.800
>> There's nothing more in there.

00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:20.318
>> There is though.

00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:21.440
>> There's nothing more in there.

00:43:20.318 --> 00:43:24.079
>> That's not so bad.

00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:26.720
>> What if you just

00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:28.079
Uh, you see his pants get wet.

00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:30.078
>> They [ __ ] with him real bad though.

00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:31.519
This was

00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.960
>> Get him out. Get him out.

00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:34.880
>> So, it's a trained bear

00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:35.199
>> sort of though. But it's a bear.

00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:35.599
>> Yeah.

00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:37.199
>> Yeah.

00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:38.318
>> You know what's nice is Bam. They let

00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:38.799
Bam back in the group.

00:43:38.318 --> 00:43:39.279
>> Oh, good.

00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:40.240
>> Oh, really?

00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:41.760
>> He's in the next one.

00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:42.399
>> Heard skating again.

00:43:41.760 --> 00:43:44.640
>> Yeah.

00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.760
>> Yeah. It's It's getting there.

00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:48.318
>> So, what happened to him? He just went

00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:49.440
off the rails. Drugs, pillows, pills,

00:43:48.318 --> 00:43:50.400
>> Philly stuff.

00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:52.639
>> Now he's back.

00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:54.639
>> He's back. Come back. Let's go.

00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:56.239
>> Bam rules. There's a video there's a

00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:57.598
video I saw and it was like uh asking

00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:58.799
all the jackass people who can skate and

00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:00.240
people like oh we man's pretty good and

00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:02.160
then someone's like no danger's pretty

00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:03.118
good and it just starts the Ky scoring

00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:04.399
it's BAM

00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:06.960
>> and then John Knoxville was like I can

00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:09.039
go to Ali like it's Bam

00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.920
>> I met him I met him a bunch when I was

00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:11.358
going to college

00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:13.200
>> really yeah I went to college in

00:44:11.358 --> 00:44:15.119
Westchester where they all were

00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:16.559
>> so like yeah you'd see him around town

00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:16.800
he was just the nicest

00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:17.838
>> Yeah

00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:19.359
>> he was always just the man

00:44:17.838 --> 00:44:22.639
>> he owned that town huh

00:44:19.358 --> 00:44:24.000
>> yeah purple Lambo you'd see it be it'd

00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:26.078
be at the [ __ ] Waw wa. You'd be like,

00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:26.559
"Holy [ __ ] Bam's here." [laughter] Holy

00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:27.119
[ __ ]

00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:28.239
>> Holy.

00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:31.200
>> With his eyeliner.

00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:32.559
>> Yeah. I drove by uh Castle Bam. This I

00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:33.679
You know the house they have?

00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:35.039
>> It was right where I lived when we were

00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:35.759
filming tires. I lived right next to it

00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.358
and I would

00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:37.680
>> occasionally just drive over and look at

00:44:37.358 --> 00:44:38.239
it.

00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:38.639
>> Yeah.

00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:40.479
>> Damn.

00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:41.279
>> Every kid's dreams skateboard [ __ ] in

00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:43.599
the back.

00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:45.680
>> Some trick that was off a bridge onto a

00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:46.480
moving bus and then off the bus on the

00:44:45.679 --> 00:44:47.519
road.

00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:48.639
>> I think you're thinking of the video

00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:50.318
game.

00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:53.118
>> Oh, I love the game.

00:44:50.318 --> 00:44:54.400
>> Maybe, but no, this was real. Bam's dad

00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:54.960
got [ __ ] pretty hard though.

00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:56.160
>> What happened?

00:44:54.960 --> 00:44:58.318
>> Well, he would just punch him in the

00:44:56.159 --> 00:44:59.759
face. Phil,

00:44:58.318 --> 00:45:01.599
>> he would just wake him up and just start

00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:02.160
punching him in the face.

00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:03.039
>> It was great.

00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:04.559
>> Sweetest man on the planet.

00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:05.759
>> Come on, man. Cut it out. I'm sleeping.

00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:08.159
CKY [ __ ]

00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:08.880
>> crazy that those guys did that for so

00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:09.279
long.

00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:10.960
>> Oh, yeah.

00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:12.079
>> Like that seemed like a thing you could

00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:13.440
only do like once.

00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:15.599
>> Hell, they're still going.

00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:17.440
>> One of the first the first places I ever

00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.640
did stand up and hosted my own show was

00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:19.440
his bar in Westchester.

00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:20.078
>> Wow.

00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:21.838
>> The note.

00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:23.200
>> Like, how old are they? Like how old is

00:45:21.838 --> 00:45:24.639
Steo?

00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:25.199
>> He's got to be 50.

00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:26.960
>> Yeah.

00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:30.480
>> 50.

00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:31.599
>> Here. Look with a

00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.639
>> What are you going to do to him?

00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:34.880
>> Oh,

00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:38.400
>> oh, the dad finally gets his revenge.

00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:39.519
>> He He's hiding behind the door.

00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:40.000
>> I thought he was going to beat him up.

00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:41.679
>> Yeah,

00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:43.838
>> that's all right. Yeah, Jackass rules.

00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:44.559
>> Yeah, Jackass is the best. It's the best

00:45:43.838 --> 00:45:46.000
comedies.

00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:47.599
>> That was a It's

00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:48.318
>> just crazy that those guys made a career

00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:50.318
doing that.

00:45:48.318 --> 00:45:50.880
>> Yeah. became famous just [ __ ] each

00:45:50.318 --> 00:45:52.480
other up.

00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:54.640
>> We all copied them. I Me and my friends

00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:56.480
were outside filming us jumping into

00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:57.759
trees off the roof and [ __ ]

00:45:56.480 --> 00:45:58.800
>> It was We all were like, "This is the

00:45:57.760 --> 00:45:59.920
coolest thing ever."

00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:01.920
>> They all had to be They were the first

00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:04.240
ones to be like, "Don't do this."

00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:04.559
>> Anyway, that's the legal part. No, watch

00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:06.159
it.

00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:07.279
>> This shit's fun.

00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:09.118
>> We're having a blast, though. You should

00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:12.400
try it, but don't do it legally.

00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:14.000
>> Yeah. How is the new Fear Factor? I know

00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:15.039
Fear Knoxville's hosting.

00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:17.280
>> I haven't seen it.

00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.519
>> Knoxville. Yeah. He came on to promote

00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:19.599
it.

00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:21.519
>> Yeah. hosting the new Fear Factor. It's

00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.000
very nice. I love Jackass [laughter] so

00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:22.960
much.

00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.960
>> Yeah, me too.

00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:25.599
>> He's a good dude. Johnny Knoxville is a

00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:26.159
really nice guy.

00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:26.480
>> Coolest.

00:46:26.159 --> 00:46:28.318
>> Yeah.

00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:29.519
>> Although his dick is broken. That sucks.

00:46:28.318 --> 00:46:30.159
>> I think it's fixed.

00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:31.599
>> Oh, great.

00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:33.358
>> I think they fix that nowadays.

00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:34.917
>> Just a pumpkin up stem cells.

00:46:33.358 --> 00:46:35.279
>> [ __ ] everyone's getting them.

00:46:34.916 --> 00:46:36.159
[laughter]

00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:37.359
>> I got him.

00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:37.838
>> Everyone's getting dicks these days,

00:46:37.358 --> 00:46:38.799
dude.

00:46:37.838 --> 00:46:39.279
>> Wait, you got stem?

00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:41.280
>> Yeah.

00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:42.640
>> Whoa. What does that mean?

00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:42.960
>> Well, I don't know. It's been one day. I

00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:43.920
don't know.

00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:44.400
>> How do you feel?

00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:45.440
>> Feel fine.

00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:45.838
>> Did you see that thing that I sent you

00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:46.159
today?

00:46:45.838 --> 00:46:48.159
>> No.

00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:49.598
>> I sent you an article there. this where

00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:52.239
this video this ladies are saying that

00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:53.680
the the one operation that has the least

00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:56.559
amount of success and is the most

00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:57.358
unnecessary is meniscus operations.

00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:58.400
>> I had one too.

00:46:57.358 --> 00:46:59.598
>> I couldn't walk though. What do you

00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:01.760
mean? I had to do it.

00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:03.280
>> They said rehabilitation is better. Like

00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:05.119
keeping the tissue in there and

00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:06.000
rehabbing it is better than having it

00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:06.640
removed.

00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:08.000
>> Interesting.

00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:10.318
>> Yeah. I don't know.

00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:11.039
>> I had I had mine removed on my left leg.

00:47:10.318 --> 00:47:12.559
>> Yeah.

00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:13.358
>> But it does [ __ ] with me more than my

00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:14.480
right leg.

00:47:13.358 --> 00:47:16.480
>> And what' you have on the right leg?

00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:19.519
Just I have a tear, a miniscus tear, but

00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:21.920
I just stem cellled. Yeah, it

00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:23.199
>> I to I tore it doing a kicking contest

00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:25.200
with Joe Schilling.

00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:26.399
>> Whoa. With jeans on.

00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:28.000
>> You're a jackass. [laughter]

00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:29.680
>> Jeans. Totally jackass.

00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:31.519
>> We were He just wanted to see who could

00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:33.039
kick harder. Like he heard I kick really

00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:34.318
hard. He's a world champion kickboxer.

00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:35.838
So he wanted to kick this thing and he

00:47:34.318 --> 00:47:36.480
wanted me to kick it. I did it with

00:47:35.838 --> 00:47:37.440
jeans on.

00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:40.079
>> What did you do? The bag of the

00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:41.200
>> RTO. We have this machine in the bag.

00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:42.560
You hit it and it shows you like

00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:44.159
>> to throw your miniscus on that cuz you

00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:47.621
[ __ ] rocked that thing

00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:48.399
>> with no warm up at all at 52 years old.

00:47:47.621 --> 00:47:49.759
[laughter]

00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:51.440
>> Just [ __ ] slammed it.

00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.079
>> Joe Shelly came in 3 hours early and

00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:54.400
stretching.

00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:56.318
>> No, he didn't. He did no warm up either.

00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:58.000
>> That would be a great jackass. Joe Rogan

00:47:56.318 --> 00:48:00.239
kicks you.

00:47:58.000 --> 00:48:01.760
>> He had Butterbean punch him. It's the

00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:03.199
hardest thing to watch, too, cuz he was

00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:04.240
already rocked and [ __ ] up and then

00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:05.439
Butterbean put him out

00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:06.959
>> and they're in like a target or

00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:07.920
something. [laughter]

00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:09.679
or something.

00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:10.800
>> They have the crazy the extra level

00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:12.399
though is like it's not just somebody,

00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.760
it's Butterbean punching you or it's not

00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:15.599
just taking a slapshot. It's somebody

00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:17.520
from the Predators [ __ ] slapshotting

00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:19.599
it out your face. [groaning]

00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:21.119
>> Oh, that's right. He had Francis and

00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.160
Ghano punch him in the balls.

00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.240
>> The cup test.

00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:25.440
>> Guys, this kept telling him like like a

00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:26.639
fighter's going to come today and they

00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:28.480
didn't tell him it was Francis.

00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:31.519
>> Oh my god. Hilarious.

00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:34.000
>> Oh my god. Oh, there he is.

00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:35.199
>> This is This is bean. I This is too far.

00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.960
Oh, I can't watch that.

00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:37.838
>> Yeah, you can. Watch it. Let's watch it.

00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:41.119
Watch this.

00:48:37.838 --> 00:48:43.519
>> And Francis doesn't even hold back.

00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:44.400
>> OH, I MEAN, THAT'S GOING TO RUIN your

00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:47.679
junk.

00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:49.440
>> Oh, dude, that kind of pain is crazy.

00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:49.838
>> That's a terrible cup. That's a shitty

00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:51.200
cup.

00:48:49.838 --> 00:48:52.318
>> No [clears throat] one should ever doubt

00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:54.239
danger ever again.

00:48:52.318 --> 00:48:58.558
>> WATCH THIS ONE MORE TIME.

00:48:54.239 --> 00:49:00.399
>> OH MY GOD. He put all of his 265 lbs in.

00:48:58.559 --> 00:49:01.680
>> The realization on his face when he when

00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:03.119
he's like, "It's worse than I thought it

00:49:01.679 --> 00:49:05.039
was going to be." And it's real,

00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:06.318
>> bro. It's like getting hit by a car

00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.440
right on your dick.

00:49:06.318 --> 00:49:09.039
>> That's brutal.

00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:10.880
>> Right. Look at the eyes change.

00:49:09.039 --> 00:49:12.558
>> And the thing about those shitty cups is

00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:14.400
sometimes those shitty cups hit your

00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:16.000
nut. Like [laughter] the cup actually

00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:18.160
your balls are kind of like poking out

00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:18.559
the side a little bit and the cup slams

00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:20.318
into your

00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:21.440
>> It's also It's not They just got this at

00:49:20.318 --> 00:49:23.199
Target on the way to this.

00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:24.639
>> Yeah. Like it was fitted. They were just

00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:26.558
like just give me one.

00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:29.199
>> Real solid cup with a compression

00:49:26.559 --> 00:49:31.280
shorts.

00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:32.159
>> See, Gen Z or Gen Alpha will never have

00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:34.240
a jackass.

00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:35.440
>> You don't think so? No, I think those

00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:36.000
but what about these streamers that keep

00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:36.720
getting beat up?

00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:37.838
>> Yeah, they're came up.

00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:38.959
>> Oh, is that is that a thing?

00:49:37.838 --> 00:49:40.719
>> Yeah, these streamers like picking

00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:42.159
fights at people and getting [ __ ] up.

00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:43.358
All right. All right. Yeah.

00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:45.279
>> Yeah. There's a lot of streamers that

00:49:43.358 --> 00:49:46.400
are getting that [ __ ] beaten out of them

00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:47.760
>> in a good way.

00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:49.440
>> Well, I mean they're getting they're

00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:50.640
provoking people and occasionally they

00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:51.920
provoke the wrong person.

00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:52.719
>> They fight club it until somebody picks

00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:54.720
a fight back with them.

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:56.558
>> There's this one with uh Tikki. Tikki

00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:59.358
fought for the UFC. He's like a top

00:49:56.559 --> 00:50:00.880
level trainer, manages fighters and this

00:49:59.358 --> 00:50:02.400
uh streamer kid is in his face telling

00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:03.760
him he's going to [ __ ] him up. And Tiki

00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:05.119
Tikki's like, "Oh, really?" And he's

00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:06.960
like, "Yeah, I'll [ __ ] you up for sure."

00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:08.480
And then he like moves too close to him

00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:09.358
and Tikki just cracks him.

00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:10.880
>> Is that the elbow?

00:50:09.358 --> 00:50:12.159
>> No, I think he punched him. I don't know

00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:14.000
if he elbowed him or punched. It's so

00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:14.480
hard to tell cuz it happened so fast.

00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:15.920
>> Mhm.

00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:17.440
>> But it's like the dude's in his And this

00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:20.480
is a dude that this guy, watch this. And

00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:21.760
he's got a drink in his hand.

00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.000
>> Is it an elbow? Slow that down a little

00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:23.200
bit.

00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:25.280
>> That was right on the jaw.

00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:26.879
>> That's It either is a punch or an elbow.

00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:28.559
It's hard to say cuz it happens so fast.

00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:29.680
Yeah, it's an elbow.

00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:31.359
>> Drink. What did he say to him?

00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:33.338
>> Nice elbow. You sure that was an elbow?

00:50:31.358 --> 00:50:33.759
He said he was gonna [ __ ] him up.

00:50:33.338 --> 00:50:34.159
[snorts]

00:50:33.760 --> 00:50:35.520
>> Why?

00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:36.639
>> He said he's gonna slap him. I'll slap

00:50:35.519 --> 00:50:37.119
the [ __ ] out of you. Something like

00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:39.759
that.

00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:41.519
>> No. Is that just cause the Yeah, I

00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:41.839
thought he's the wrong guy to [ __ ] with,

00:50:41.519 --> 00:50:43.838
>> right?

00:50:41.838 --> 00:50:44.799
>> Like Tikki is really good.

00:50:43.838 --> 00:50:46.639
>> Tikki Masala.

00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:48.079
>> He's big. I wouldn't even if he didn't

00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:49.279
do UFC, I wouldn't walk up to him and be

00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.640
like, "What are you going to do?" [ __ ]

00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:54.160
>> Exactly. [laughter] Crazy.

00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:55.838
>> He knew to drop it. He was like whiskey.

00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:57.279
>> Well, that's probably why so calm until

00:50:55.838 --> 00:50:57.838
the second. But he dropped it. He let it

00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:59.599
go.

00:50:57.838 --> 00:51:00.960
>> Drop and elbows.

00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:02.240
>> Nice technique, too. One more time on

00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:03.760
that. J.

00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:04.239
>> That was a hook. The kids was like

00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:05.680
really bad.

00:51:04.239 --> 00:51:07.279
>> Well, the elbow's just as powerful,

00:51:05.679 --> 00:51:08.078
dude. That's Especially coming out of

00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.839
Tiki.

00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:12.240
>> So, let's see what he says to him. He

00:51:09.838 --> 00:51:13.759
said a bunch of [ __ ] to him.

00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:15.039
>> I said straight up.

00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:15.280
>> Are you the guy that got slapped on

00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:16.558
video?

00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:16.720
>> I did. But I'll slap the [ __ ] out you

00:51:16.559 --> 00:51:18.079
though.

00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:20.480
>> Oh, you were.

00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:20.800
>> I'm going to show you the inside of the

00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:23.358
house.

00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:24.880
>> Make No, I'm making another clip.

00:51:23.358 --> 00:51:26.880
>> Don't do that.

00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:29.015
>> Seriously, don't do that.

00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:29.599
Oh,

00:51:29.014 --> 00:51:31.039
[laughter]

00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:33.039
>> there's your

00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:35.119
>> But these some of these streamers, man,

00:51:33.039 --> 00:51:37.039
they make their whole [ __ ] career out

00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:37.838
of doing stuff like that. He got up.

00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:38.800
>> Who's that guy?

00:51:37.838 --> 00:51:40.159
>> Wow, he got up.

00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:42.400
>> It's hard to say what's going on.

00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:44.318
>> Or is that the bouncer?

00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:46.000
>> It's hard to say what's happening.

00:51:44.318 --> 00:51:47.519
>> It is hard to say. It's not him that got

00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:47.838
up. It's some other It's a girl or

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:49.358
something.

00:51:47.838 --> 00:51:51.759
>> Well, I think he probably got up, too,

00:51:49.358 --> 00:51:53.519
because I see the black jacket. It's But

00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:55.599
it seems like he ran in there. That's

00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:56.480
him. ran ran there after him and threw a

00:51:55.599 --> 00:51:57.920
couple punches at him.

00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:59.358
>> I mean, the fact that he took that is

00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:01.440
pretty impressive.

00:51:59.358 --> 00:52:02.719
>> I would have gone night night.

00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.039
>> Yeah, but you wouldn't you wouldn't have

00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:04.799
been there.

00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:05.759
>> I wouldn't have been going, I'll [ __ ]

00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:07.119
knock you out.

00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:08.079
>> Never done that in the first place. The

00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:08.960
whole thing is crazy.

00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:09.839
>> I would be like, hey, he was talking

00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:11.039
more [ __ ] on the way up.

00:52:09.838 --> 00:52:12.639
>> But there's so many of these guys that

00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:14.159
are picking fights. They're just doing

00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:14.719
anything they can to get attention to go

00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:15.759
viral.

00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:17.358
>> Damn,

00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:18.400
>> it's like a nightmare walking down the

00:52:17.358 --> 00:52:19.838
street and someone's like, "What's up,

00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:20.720
bitch?"

00:52:19.838 --> 00:52:22.159
>> Oh boy.

00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:22.639
>> Well, I'm going to look like a [ __ ]

00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:24.239
I'm not going to do

00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:26.000
>> I hate those. It's some guy with his

00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:27.759
girlfriend at like at like Target and

00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:29.119
they just start mocking him and mocking

00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:31.920
the girl in front of him, forcing his

00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:33.358
hand and dude, I'm just trying to shop.

00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:34.800
>> I don't want to fight you. Who are you?

00:52:33.358 --> 00:52:35.598
>> That's how people get shot.

00:52:34.800 --> 00:52:37.440
>> Yeah, for sure.

00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:38.480
>> Yeah. You do it in the wrong place. It's

00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:40.000
terrible.

00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:41.280
>> But it's just these kids today, like

00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:42.960
there's so many of them that are just

00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:45.040
trying to get famous. Like the number

00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.639
one thing that kids want today is to get

00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:47.679
famous. You know, they used to like do a

00:52:46.639 --> 00:52:49.759
list, what do you want to do when you

00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:51.759
grow up? What are your goals? Like a

00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:53.839
giant percentage of them are get famous.

00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:55.520
>> That's true. What's up with that

00:52:53.838 --> 00:52:56.786
clavvicular homo? You know what I'm

00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:56.960
talking about? [laughter] That guy.

00:52:56.786 --> 00:52:58.639
[clears throat]

00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:00.240
>> I think he's the opposite of a homo. I

00:52:58.639 --> 00:53:00.799
think his whole thing is looks maxing to

00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:02.959
get chicks.

00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:04.079
>> That sounds gay to me.

00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:05.440
>> What is looks maxing?

00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:07.119
>> Well, one of the things he does

00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:10.079
apparently hits his face with a hammer

00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:12.880
to put micro micro breaks in his face to

00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:13.359
make his jaw trans. You're just mantoman

00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:14.079
trans.

00:53:13.358 --> 00:53:15.598
>> There you go.

00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:17.119
>> Oh, manto man trans.

00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:19.119
>> Yeah. You've just altered your looks to

00:53:17.119 --> 00:53:19.519
make yourself more abender.

00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:20.400
>> Wow.

00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:22.559
>> Yes.

00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:24.639
>> Interesting. Gender affirming.

00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:25.119
Le tits then. Is that trans for girls?

00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:26.400
>> Yeah,

00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:26.880
>> let's do it. Absolutely.

00:53:26.400 --> 00:53:28.000
>> I like it.

00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:29.200
>> No, don't take fake tits.

00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.719
>> All right, leave fake tits. But you

00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:32.399
can't [ __ ] make us You can't be It's

00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:34.239
gender affirming. If you're like men

00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:35.838
look this way, then you're like, "All

00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:36.959
right, so there's a [snorts] separate."

00:53:35.838 --> 00:53:38.706
It's like you can be something you're

00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:39.280
not.

00:53:38.706 --> 00:53:40.400
[sighs]

00:53:39.280 --> 00:53:40.800
>> He gets laid though.

00:53:40.400 --> 00:53:41.920
>> I'm sure. [clears throat]

00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:42.240
>> Oh, I'm sure he does. He's a handsome

00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:43.440
fellow.

00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:45.759
>> He's very handsome. He's handsome, but

00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:47.358
he's like apparently he does meth and he

00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:48.880
Yeah, he talks about it because like he

00:53:47.358 --> 00:53:51.679
finds it better than Adderall for

00:53:48.880 --> 00:53:53.280
controlling his appetite. [laughter]

00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:54.318
That'll do it. Like this is the thing

00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:56.000
like they want to be lean.

00:53:54.318 --> 00:53:58.400
>> The wheels are going to come possible.

00:53:56.000 --> 00:54:00.000
You can't do meth but

00:53:58.400 --> 00:54:02.000
>> entertaining. It's better than aderall

00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:04.000
for control. How about just self-will?

00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:05.679
>> I don't overdosed the other day on

00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:07.199
stream.

00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:08.480
>> Easy. [laughter]

00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:09.199
>> What do you overdose on?

00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:10.000
>> I don't.

00:54:09.199 --> 00:54:12.078
>> Which one is he?

00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:14.000
>> They don't say.

00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:14.800
>> That's him. Yeah, he is handsome.

00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:16.159
>> It's a longer clip.

00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:16.880
>> He's pretty handsome. So, what did he

00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:18.239
just fall apart?

00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:20.079
>> Oh, they took it off the camera, but

00:54:18.239 --> 00:54:20.879
yeah, he's just like falling down a kh.

00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:22.240
could be about.

00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:23.838
>> You know what? I I actually saw this and

00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:24.959
he was What was cool about was how nice

00:54:23.838 --> 00:54:25.358
he was to everybody.

00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:26.880
>> Oh,

00:54:25.358 --> 00:54:27.279
>> like even while he's like

00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:28.720
>> overdosing

00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:29.760
>> overdosing, he's like people are coming

00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:31.118
up. Can I get a picture? He's like,

00:54:29.760 --> 00:54:33.200
yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:33.599
>> Molly

00:54:33.199 --> 00:54:34.879
Molly.

00:54:33.599 --> 00:54:36.559
>> He looks like he's having a good

00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:37.838
>> definitely Molly. It could be Molly.

00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:38.160
That may maybe why he's so nice to

00:54:37.838 --> 00:54:39.838
everybody.

00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:42.318
>> Yeah, that's not a Khole. I bet one of

00:54:39.838 --> 00:54:43.199
those. You don't smile.

00:54:42.318 --> 00:54:46.159
>> Oh [ __ ]

00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:47.759
>> But is that overdosing or is he just on

00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:50.399
it? That's why it's the clips are going

00:54:47.760 --> 00:54:51.920
around saying overdosing again.

00:54:50.400 --> 00:54:53.519
>> It's not overdosing.

00:54:51.920 --> 00:54:56.318
>> Gesture maxing is so funny.

00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:58.880
>> These terms look like a boy band mocking

00:54:56.318 --> 00:55:00.400
and streamer. Everything is toxic and

00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:03.280
dangerous. Look at that. Streamer looks

00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:04.559
maxing culture is tough and culture.

00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:05.200
>> What is culture?

00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:07.040
>> What is gooning?

00:55:05.199 --> 00:55:08.239
>> Gooning is a thing. We've had this

00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:10.079
argument. What's gooning?

00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:11.679
>> It's

00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:13.280
masturbating to just really obsessing

00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:14.078
over anything.

00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:14.319
>> It's hilarious.

00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:16.960
>> Okay.

00:55:14.318 --> 00:55:18.239
>> Yeah. So like a stalker is gooning.

00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:19.039
>> Could be.

00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:20.318
>> I don't know if you're getting that

00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:21.759
right. Double goon.

00:55:20.318 --> 00:55:23.039
>> It just means like you obsess over

00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:24.800
something which is like like

00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:27.199
masturbation all the time. And that that

00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:28.720
has become like obsession.

00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:30.239
>> But I think it stayed with masturbation.

00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:31.598
>> It's definitely just masturbating. It's

00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:33.039
It's all It's basically just being as

00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:33.599
horny as you can [ __ ] be. And it's

00:55:33.039 --> 00:55:34.318
very funny.

00:55:33.599 --> 00:55:36.160
>> All right. It is.

00:55:34.318 --> 00:55:38.000
>> I've quite a bit in my day.

00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:39.039
>> Yeah. Oh yeah. You're a gooner.

00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.440
>> I'm a gooner.

00:55:39.039 --> 00:55:41.358
>> Yeah.

00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:41.519
>> All right.

00:55:41.358 --> 00:55:42.639
>> What?

00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:44.480
>> Can I get one of them beers?

00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:44.639
>> Yeah. It's beer time. Feel like one of

00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:45.838
those.

00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:46.799
>> JOE ROGAN'S BACK.

00:55:45.838 --> 00:55:49.519
>> YEAH.

00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:50.480
>> EIGHT MONTHS off the sauce.

00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:51.838
>> M moderation.

00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.159
>> He went on a He went on moderation is

00:55:51.838 --> 00:55:54.639
the key.

00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:56.399
>> He went on a drink back in a drinking uh

00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:57.440
withdrawal until Trump said he could do

00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:58.960
mushrooms as well. And then he goes,

00:55:57.440 --> 00:55:59.838
"Okay, [laughter] fine. Fine. I'll drink

00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:01.519
it."

00:55:59.838 --> 00:56:03.119
>> What was that like beating the oval off?

00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:04.559
>> Pretty [ __ ] strange. The whole thing

00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:06.160
was strange. How about sending him a

00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:07.920
text message explaining everything to

00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:09.279
him and him saying, "Let's do it."

00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:10.720
>> Wow,

00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:10.960
>> dude. Let's do it. And then the next

00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:12.159
day,

00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:14.318
>> I think that's his problem. He keeps

00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:15.598
saying, "Yeah, let's do it." [laughter]

00:56:14.318 --> 00:56:17.440
>> He's getting texts from BB. He goes,

00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:18.960
"Yeah, [ __ ] it."

00:56:17.440 --> 00:56:21.280
>> It always works out for me.

00:56:18.960 --> 00:56:24.000
>> Shut down the straight. He gives a [ __ ]

00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:25.599
>> He showed up at the UFC event. He shakes

00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:25.838
my hand. He goes, "It's done."

00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:27.200
>> What?

00:56:25.838 --> 00:56:28.960
>> And then a week later, we were in the

00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:31.199
White House with all the vets. All those

00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:31.920
vets that had taken Iberane and saved

00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:33.519
their life.

00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.559
>> You should have had Okay, it's missed

00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:35.920
opportunity. You should have had all

00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:37.920
those vets and then a couple like

00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:39.119
dreadlocked white guys who are also

00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:39.358
like, "This is going to help me a lot,

00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:41.200
too.

00:56:39.358 --> 00:56:42.000
>> This is going to [ __ ] rule. I should

00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:43.039
have had Duncan.

00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:43.920
>> I should have had Duncan.

00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:46.159
>> Duncan [clears throat] dressed like a

00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:47.280
shaman. [laughter]

00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:49.313
>> Everyone's going to benefit from this

00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:50.480
>> with a hat on like you're wearing.

00:56:49.313 --> 00:56:52.798
[laughter]

00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:54.000
>> We should have wore that [ __ ] hat

00:56:52.798 --> 00:56:56.159
with a suit behind the

00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:57.358
>> president. Well, I had a suit jacket and

00:56:56.159 --> 00:56:58.399
everything. I was prepared, but it was

00:56:57.358 --> 00:57:00.239
in the other room, but he goes, "Come on

00:56:58.400 --> 00:57:01.440
in the Oval Office." So, he brought me

00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:02.639
in the Oval Office early.

00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:02.960
>> You were not wearing a suit? I didn't

00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:04.400
see

00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:05.599
>> I had a jacket, a suit jack. I didn't

00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:07.200
have a I was going to wear a tie, but I

00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:09.119
hate ties. I said, "Let me just dress

00:57:07.199 --> 00:57:10.719
like I dress at the UFC. It looks fine."

00:57:09.119 --> 00:57:12.480
I wore my UFC [ __ ] outfit.

00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:14.959
>> You were like Zillinsky in a tracksuit.

00:57:12.480 --> 00:57:17.519
>> No, I had a nice button-up shirt, nice

00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:19.199
pair of pants, nice dress shoes. I was

00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:20.880
respectable, but I just wasn't wearing a

00:57:19.199 --> 00:57:22.000
tie. And but I did have a suit jacket,

00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:23.358
but it was in the other room. But he

00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:24.719
dragged me into the Oval Office. Come

00:57:23.358 --> 00:57:26.558
over here. Look at this. It looks so

00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:28.639
beautiful. Now he's like showing me all

00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:30.720
the new gold work. The Oval Office has

00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:32.159
like gold everywhere now. It's like all

00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:33.679
gold leaf everywhere. It's pretty

00:57:32.159 --> 00:57:34.159
impressive.

00:57:33.679 --> 00:57:35.679
Him.

00:57:34.159 --> 00:57:36.719
>> Oh, he loves gold.

00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:39.519
>> Definitely not the Persian.

00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:41.358
>> Bin Laden loved gold. He loves it. He He

00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:44.239
like loves doing up the Oval Office.

00:57:41.358 --> 00:57:45.279
>> Shane and I took a tour in Oklahoma. We

00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:46.399
took a tour of the White House

00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:47.200
>> when

00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:48.000
>> two years ago.

00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:49.439
>> No, a year.

00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:50.318
>> A year.

00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:51.760
>> DC. No.

00:57:50.318 --> 00:57:52.719
>> No. Trump years. He wasn't there. So we

00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:54.640
got in, but they're like you can't go

00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:56.480
into the Oval Office. We're like craning

00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:58.719
our head in with like our feet just on

00:57:56.480 --> 00:58:01.199
the outside like hold my hand like in

00:57:58.719 --> 00:58:02.639
there. Saw the big Gulf of America post.

00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:04.480
>> Oh, this is back. Yeah. He had literally

00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:05.949
just had a map next to his desk that

00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:06.480
says Gulf of America. You're like, damn,

00:58:05.949 --> 00:58:07.919
[laughter]

00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:09.280
>> it's a map of water.

00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:10.480
>> God damn. Especially cuz you're like

00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:10.960
walking through and you're like, damn,

00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:12.400
Lincoln.

00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:13.838
>> There's a lot. Look at all these cool

00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:15.200
things. And then you see Gulf of America

00:58:13.838 --> 00:58:17.920
next to the desk. You're like,

00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:19.439
>> hey, [laughter] what is that really

00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:21.280
gross bill that they just passed,

00:58:19.440 --> 00:58:22.318
though? What is that FISA bill that they

00:58:21.280 --> 00:58:23.280
just passed, Jamie?

00:58:22.318 --> 00:58:24.798
>> Uh,

00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:27.200
>> yeah. Something just happened where

00:58:24.798 --> 00:58:27.838
every people are freaking the [ __ ] out.

00:58:27.199 --> 00:58:29.598
Bill,

00:58:27.838 --> 00:58:31.679
>> it's something

00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:33.359
it has something to do with uh them

00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:35.358
being able to look into all your private

00:58:33.358 --> 00:58:35.838
communications without a warrant. Oh, I

00:58:35.358 --> 00:58:37.679
don't like that.

00:58:35.838 --> 00:58:39.440
>> Is there a new one? Someone told me that

00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:41.440
every new car is going to have AI

00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:42.798
testing to see if you're drunk or not.

00:58:41.440 --> 00:58:43.920
And then they also won't abuse it

00:58:42.798 --> 00:58:46.400
>> in 2027.

00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:47.599
>> Bad news. Look at you while you're

00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:50.240
driving to make sure that you're not

00:58:47.599 --> 00:58:52.480
hammered to get video of you.

00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:54.239
>> No more smoking joint drive.

00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:55.039
>> Get an old car.

00:58:54.239 --> 00:58:56.000
>> Get an old Mustang.

00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:57.358
>> Is that a real thing?

00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:57.838
>> Senate's likely to reject the House

00:58:57.358 --> 00:58:58.558
pass.

00:58:57.838 --> 00:59:00.558
>> Good.

00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:02.798
>> Thank God. We should force him to reject

00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:04.798
it. Jesus Christ. This is crazy. um

00:59:02.798 --> 00:59:06.239
three-year extension of section 702

00:59:04.798 --> 00:59:07.920
foreign intelligence surveillance act

00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:09.838
that allows federal government to

00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:12.000
collect communications of non-citizens

00:59:09.838 --> 00:59:14.558
outside the US though it's often

00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:15.599
includes communications with American

00:59:14.559 --> 00:59:17.839
citizens

00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:20.480
>> but then if they suspect you of it like

00:59:17.838 --> 00:59:22.480
with Tucker Tucker was communicating

00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:24.240
with uh Putin's people to do an

00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:27.358
interview through signal

00:59:24.239 --> 00:59:30.719
>> so they took his encoded is like so it's

00:59:27.358 --> 00:59:33.358
all encrypted they took his encrypted

00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:35.519
signal and They decrypted it. Someone

00:59:33.358 --> 00:59:38.639
who knows this stuff explained it to me.

00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:41.440
Said it cost about $600,000 to do that.

00:59:38.639 --> 00:59:43.440
They said they can decrypt encrypted

00:59:41.440 --> 00:59:44.960
messages. They just have to get the

00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:47.039
data. So somehow or another, they got

00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:49.199
the data off of his phone. They

00:59:47.039 --> 00:59:50.558
unencrypted it and then they contacted

00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:51.759
him said, "We know that you're meeting

00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:53.200
with Putin." He's like, "How the [ __ ] do

00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:55.200
you know?" They're like, "We read your

00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:56.318
signal." And he's like, "What?" Like,

00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:56.960
>> but he's like, "Yeah, I mean I am

00:59:56.318 --> 00:59:58.239
meeting with him. I'm doing an

00:59:56.960 --> 00:59:59.920
interview. I'm a journalist."

00:59:58.239 --> 01:00:01.919
>> Yeah. Well, that was his position. But

00:59:59.920 --> 01:00:04.240
it was also his position that he's using

01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:06.079
an encrypted app. Like they unless

01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:07.118
they're suspecting him of a crime, they

01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:09.039
shouldn't be able to look at his

01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:10.960
encrypted messages.

01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:12.880
>> So like this idea that, you know, you're

01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:14.480
sending things on signal and no one can

01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:16.880
read them. I think that's [ __ ] I

01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:18.480
think it's more difficult to read them.

01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:19.760
>> So local cops are not going to do it if

01:00:18.480 --> 01:00:21.119
you're just buying Molly, right?

01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:22.160
>> That's not worth 600 grand.

01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:24.400
>> Exactly.

01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:26.399
>> Didn't Heg Seth [ __ ] get leaked too on

01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:28.960
Signal? Remember that like a year ago? I

01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:31.200
think that was because th those people

01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:33.679
accidentally included a journalist.

01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:35.039
>> So it was like a giant group of like 10

01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:36.879
people or something like that and one of

01:00:35.039 --> 01:00:39.039
them was a [ __ ] journalist,

01:00:36.880 --> 01:00:40.640
>> these knuckleheads. And the journalist

01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:42.159
just released all the text me. So they

01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:42.558
were sending emojis after we bombed

01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:43.598
Iran.

01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:44.480
>> Here's a fun story today.

01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:46.000
>> Wait, that guy

01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:47.519
>> suicide note purportedly written by

01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:49.039
Jeffrey Epstein weeks before his death

01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:50.719
in jail has been kept secret for years,

01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:52.318
locked up in a courthouse. That means

01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:54.159
investigators scrutinizing his death

01:00:52.318 --> 01:00:55.759
lacked what could have been a key piece

01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:58.000
of evidence. last hour they're saying

01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:59.599
there's a a note they found that just

01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:01.280
>> there's a brand new note

01:00:59.599 --> 01:01:02.720
>> just all of a sudden exists. No one's

01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:04.640
just they haven't shown it or said what

01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:05.199
it says. They're just everyone's not

01:01:04.639 --> 01:01:07.838
reporting.

01:01:05.199 --> 01:01:10.480
>> Well, how about the [ __ ] autopsy that

01:01:07.838 --> 01:01:12.078
says that his prostate was unremarkable.

01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:12.880
But meanwhile, he had his prostate

01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:14.000
removed.

01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:14.960
>> Oh boy.

01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:15.519
>> There's a lot of people that don't even

01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:17.599
believe he died.

01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:18.798
>> I think he's alive. I think they just

01:01:17.599 --> 01:01:20.240
face off him

01:01:18.798 --> 01:01:20.719
>> and [snorts] he's living a good life

01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:22.000
somewhere.

01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:23.279
>> You just think changed him?

01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:24.719
>> Yeah. I think that all the people that

01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:26.079
all go to that stuff like don't worry if

01:01:24.719 --> 01:01:27.519
we kill you then we're all worried about

01:01:26.079 --> 01:01:28.079
ourselves. We're just going to relocate

01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:28.880
you.

01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:29.680
>> Israel.

01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:31.680
>> Israel maybe.

01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:33.199
>> That's what I heard from Mezer.

01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:34.558
>> For Mezer. [laughter] It wouldn't be

01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:35.679
Israel. He'd live somewhere like

01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:36.798
>> Why would he live in Israel? That's a

01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:38.480
place where he's most protected.

01:01:36.798 --> 01:01:40.239
>> Be like Cambodia. True.

01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:41.199
>> No, they'll kill him in Cambodia. You

01:01:40.239 --> 01:01:42.959
got to live in Israel.

01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:43.919
>> No, there's parents in Israel.

01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:44.400
>> Of who?

01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:45.440
>> People.

01:01:44.400 --> 01:01:46.559
>> Yeah, but you know that's like the

01:01:45.440 --> 01:01:48.318
number one place where like sex

01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:49.839
offenders [laughter] go from America

01:01:48.318 --> 01:01:50.719
that are Jewish that are in trouble.

01:01:49.838 --> 01:01:52.000
Yeah.

01:01:50.719 --> 01:01:52.239
>> Take anybody in. I didn't know that.

01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:54.079
>> Yeah,

01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:55.279
>> they take anybody in.

01:01:54.079 --> 01:01:56.160
>> Especially Jewish people. They'll just

01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:58.079
take you.

01:01:56.159 --> 01:02:00.639
>> Wow. Jews have had a run. You get maid

01:01:58.079 --> 01:02:01.039
off Weinstein. Thank you. Hell yeah.

01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:02.159
Thank you.

01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:02.960
>> The other guy.

01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:04.078
>> Nice.

01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:05.682
>> Hell of a run. You guys are

01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:07.702
>> Cosby.

01:02:05.681 --> 01:02:07.702
[laughter]

01:02:08.318 --> 01:02:10.798
>> Yeah. Kind of proves Kanye's point a

01:02:10.318 --> 01:02:12.880
little bit.

01:02:10.798 --> 01:02:14.559
>> I don't love the uh the Kimmel [ __ ] is

01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:16.480
annoying. Like the fighting with Kimmel

01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:18.559
over the jokes. Like come on, man.

01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:20.318
>> I mean, here's the thing about Adam

01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:22.559
Collo had a really good point. He said

01:02:20.318 --> 01:02:24.880
that joke. He said that joke on a

01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:27.760
Thursday. On Friday, nobody gave a [ __ ]

01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:29.760
because the Kimmel. He said a joke about

01:02:27.760 --> 01:02:31.599
Melania. He made his own mock White

01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:34.319
House press correspondents dinner and he

01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:35.920
said Melania has the the glow of a woman

01:02:34.318 --> 01:02:36.480
who's recently widowed.

01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:37.358
>> Okay.

01:02:36.480 --> 01:02:38.880
>> Just that's it.

01:02:37.358 --> 01:02:39.440
>> It's an old guy joke like he's going to

01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:41.440
die soon.

01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:42.639
>> Yeah, it could be. Or an assassination

01:02:41.440 --> 01:02:45.119
joke if you want to take it that way.

01:02:42.639 --> 01:02:47.598
But he is old after the attempt.

01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:49.119
>> No, before. So it's on Thursday. And

01:02:47.599 --> 01:02:50.559
this is Caro's point. It's a really good

01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:52.318
point. He said no one gave a [ __ ] on

01:02:50.559 --> 01:02:54.079
Friday. It came out It came out on

01:02:52.318 --> 01:02:55.679
Thursday. No one cared on Friday. No one

01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:57.200
cared on Saturday until Saturday night

01:02:55.679 --> 01:02:58.798
when the assassination attempt and then

01:02:57.199 --> 01:03:00.798
all a sudden everyone's blaming Kimmel.

01:02:58.798 --> 01:03:02.880
>> It's so funny that the right-wing turned

01:03:00.798 --> 01:03:05.199
into the same [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and

01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:05.760
the leftwing are the same [ __ ] It is

01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:08.000
the same.

01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:09.760
>> It's human behavior patterns. You could

01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:13.280
call them left or right. I mean, this is

01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:15.039
why the left supports war in Ukraine.

01:03:13.280 --> 01:03:17.119
It's like the why the left supports

01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:19.039
censorship. It's like the same patterns.

01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:20.240
It's control. Control and power.

01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:20.960
>> You want your side to win?

01:03:20.239 --> 01:03:22.239
>> Yeah, 100%.

01:03:20.960 --> 01:03:22.798
>> That's where they found the note.

01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:24.639
>> Where?

01:03:22.798 --> 01:03:25.280
>> Nicholas Tartagalone FOUND IT.

01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:26.078
>> AH,

01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:27.920
>> WHO'S THAT?

01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:30.240
>> The guy who killed him. The [ __ ]

01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:32.798
super jacked

01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:33.919
>> contract killer cellmate that he had.

01:03:32.798 --> 01:03:35.759
>> You know that story?

01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:38.318
>> No. His cellmate was a [ __ ] super

01:03:35.760 --> 01:03:40.640
jacked cop who killed drug dealers.

01:03:38.318 --> 01:03:42.159
>> Yeah. Dude was a gorilla. I mean, [ __ ]

01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:45.440
Show Ari a picture of the guy.

01:03:42.159 --> 01:03:48.000
Tartagleon is this [ __ ] huge evil

01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:49.519
corrupt cop. Yeah. Super Guinea. He's

01:03:48.000 --> 01:03:50.719
like a roided up guinea.

01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:51.519
>> Damn.

01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:52.639
>> Get an image.

01:03:51.519 --> 01:03:53.759
>> I'd like to see this cat.

01:03:52.639 --> 01:03:56.000
>> Look at Damn,

01:03:53.760 --> 01:03:57.680
>> bro. Imagine that guy's your [ __ ]

01:03:56.000 --> 01:03:59.920
cellmate and sucks.

01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:01.279
>> And he's killed four guys, four drug

01:03:59.920 --> 01:04:02.480
dealers and contract killers.

01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:03.039
>> What's he in jail for?

01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:03.440
>> Murder.

01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:04.799
>> Oh,

01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:06.639
>> quadruple slaying.

01:04:04.798 --> 01:04:08.880
>> He was in there for [ __ ] dogs.

01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:09.838
>> No,

01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:11.280
the picture. [laughter]

01:04:09.838 --> 01:04:11.920
>> Dogs are all his buddies.

01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:13.440
>> Cute dogs.

01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:14.079
>> Cute little doggies.

01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.519
>> He's a pretty good dog.

01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:18.000
>> I told you he was kissing those dogs.

01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:20.000
He's [ __ ] murdering people and then

01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:21.358
they put him in the sale with with

01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:23.760
Epstein and then he said Epstein tried

01:04:21.358 --> 01:04:25.119
to kill him 18 days before he died. He

01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:28.160
complained or excuse me he said

01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:30.079
Tartagleion uh tried to kill Epstein.

01:04:28.159 --> 01:04:32.159
Epste complained tried to kill him.

01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:32.880
Yeah. But we tried to strangle him to

01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:33.199
death.

01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:34.720
>> Whoa.

01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:36.399
>> And he found him they found him

01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:39.608
unconscious and unresponsive.

01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:40.240
>> McGra to break out of it. McGra say

01:04:39.608 --> 01:04:42.558
[laughter]

01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:43.358
whatever they do.

01:04:42.559 --> 01:04:44.880
>> Whatever they do.

01:04:43.358 --> 01:04:48.318
>> Yeah.

01:04:44.880 --> 01:04:50.000
Crab mega hat. [laughter]

01:04:48.318 --> 01:04:51.358
>> That whole Epstein thing is so crazy

01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:52.719
that no one's gone to jail for that.

01:04:51.358 --> 01:04:53.679
>> It's pretty surprising that they're

01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:57.358
still not releasing it.

01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:59.679
>> Here's crazy. No arrests. No, no, no

01:04:57.358 --> 01:05:02.558
one's like being brought in. Meanwhile,

01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:04.798
Comey is getting arrested for a photo of

01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:06.079
seashells that say 8647.

01:05:04.798 --> 01:05:07.358
>> He's getting arrested for that.

01:05:06.079 --> 01:05:08.559
>> Yeah. What's 86?

01:05:07.358 --> 01:05:11.440
>> What's 8647?

01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:14.559
>> 86 get rid of President 47.

01:05:11.440 --> 01:05:16.079
>> But you could say kill. But 86 is if you

01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:17.119
get fired, what happened to Mike? He got

01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:19.039
86, right?

01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:20.720
>> It doesn't mean you got killed.

01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.359
>> But this is a crazy thing to arrest

01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:21.838
someone for.

01:05:21.358 --> 01:05:24.480
>> Of course,

01:05:21.838 --> 01:05:25.440
>> FBI arrested in Virginia, appears

01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:27.039
briefly in court.

01:05:25.440 --> 01:05:27.280
>> Well, they already like had it out for

01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:30.960
him.

01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:33.839
>> I know excuse a cra This is the problem

01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:36.480
with these guys is it sets a crazy

01:05:33.838 --> 01:05:37.119
precedent

01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:39.440
precedent.

01:05:37.119 --> 01:05:42.480
>> That's already That's the worst. Like

01:05:39.440 --> 01:05:43.679
that's crazy. FBI like, "Oh, you went

01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:45.039
after me." Well, now we're going after

01:05:43.679 --> 01:05:46.719
you for nothing. It doesn't matter.

01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:48.319
>> It's nuts. It's nuts. Like, you're going

01:05:46.719 --> 01:05:52.239
after someone for something that's just

01:05:48.318 --> 01:05:53.759
silly. 8647 is get rid of 47,

01:05:52.239 --> 01:05:55.519
>> right? Speech,

01:05:53.760 --> 01:05:56.960
>> but it's just like arresting a guy for

01:05:55.519 --> 01:05:58.318
that is nuts.

01:05:56.960 --> 01:06:00.720
>> Come don't play that.

01:05:58.318 --> 01:06:03.599
>> Yeah. I mean, it's one thing like if you

01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:05.919
have like a photo of him, like an AI,

01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:07.280
you post an AI photo of him dead,

01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:08.720
>> you know, with bullet holes in him.

01:06:07.280 --> 01:06:09.760
Like, wouldn't that be nice?

01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:10.318
>> I guess. But also,

01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:12.880
>> but even that,

01:06:10.318 --> 01:06:14.960
>> but even that's okay.

01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:16.880
>> FBI director, not as a FBI director,

01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:18.639
>> right? But he's a former FBI director,

01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.640
so he's a private citizen at that point.

01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:22.480
He'd already left the office.

01:06:20.639 --> 01:06:23.118
>> It's crazy. Trump could take a shot, but

01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:24.719
not a joke.

01:06:23.119 --> 01:06:25.838
>> It's just retaliation for going after

01:06:24.719 --> 01:06:27.519
Trump.

01:06:25.838 --> 01:06:29.599
>> Well, it is, but it's like they're just

01:06:27.519 --> 01:06:31.038
looking for any reason. But it just

01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:32.880
doesn't seem It seems like there should

01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:34.480
be other reasons. Like if the guy really

01:06:32.880 --> 01:06:36.559
was dirty, you should have something on

01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:38.559
him other than this seashell picture.

01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:39.359
>> It's not. He just hates him and he's

01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:41.440
using that.

01:06:39.358 --> 01:06:43.119
>> I [clears throat] know, but it sets such

01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:44.798
This was my thing when people weren't

01:06:43.119 --> 01:06:47.039
upset about ICE people in the street

01:06:44.798 --> 01:06:49.119
with masks on and no identification. I'm

01:06:47.039 --> 01:06:50.960
like, this sets a crazy precedent. Yeah,

01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:53.119
I understand you want the undocumented

01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:56.639
criminals out of the country. I agree.

01:06:53.119 --> 01:06:58.798
However, you're setting a precedent for

01:06:56.639 --> 01:07:00.879
militarized people with seven weeks

01:06:58.798 --> 01:07:03.519
training to be walking around with

01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:06.240
[ __ ] weapons of war and flack jackets

01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:08.400
with no ID and masks on. That's all I'm

01:07:06.239 --> 01:07:09.519
saying. Like this is a slippery [ __ ]

01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.960
slope you're going down.

01:07:09.519 --> 01:07:12.880
>> Yeah, it's no bueno.

01:07:10.960 --> 01:07:14.318
>> But then also they wouldn't have to be

01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:15.519
there like that if there wasn't these or

01:07:14.318 --> 01:07:18.239
there wouldn't be any conflict if it

01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:20.719
wasn't organized paid for protests. They

01:07:18.239 --> 01:07:22.239
paid people to protest. They paid people

01:07:20.719 --> 01:07:24.318
because they had the [ __ ] all that

01:07:22.239 --> 01:07:26.798
fraud in Minnesota. The reason why it

01:07:24.318 --> 01:07:28.639
was in Minneapolis why the [ __ ] the

01:07:26.798 --> 01:07:30.318
protests were strongest in Minneapolis

01:07:28.639 --> 01:07:31.759
and organized cuz that's where all the

01:07:30.318 --> 01:07:32.558
fraud was. That's where all the people

01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:35.839
were getting caught. So they said,

01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:37.119
"Let's diffuse this." and Mike Benz.

01:07:35.838 --> 01:07:39.519
>> But it's not it's not you don't just

01:07:37.119 --> 01:07:41.280
give Rando guns and go, "All right, they

01:07:39.519 --> 01:07:43.679
went over they overstep. So here you're

01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:45.760
seven weeks training. Go ahead, go

01:07:43.679 --> 01:07:48.798
guns." They gave him $50,000 signing

01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:50.480
bonus. So yeah, you get a $50,000

01:07:48.798 --> 01:07:53.920
signing bonus. Joy. And by the way, a

01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:55.199
lot of them lot of them Mexican. A lot

01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:57.280
of them Mexican,

01:07:55.199 --> 01:07:59.519
>> including the two guys that shot that

01:07:57.280 --> 01:08:02.480
dude in Minneapolis. Both Mexicans. Got

01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:04.318
to make my note. Excuse me. Hispanic,

01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:05.119
Latino, had Latin names.

01:08:04.318 --> 01:08:07.279
>> Oh, interesting.

01:08:05.119 --> 01:08:09.519
>> I was at the airport in Philly and a ICE

01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:12.720
agent was like, "Yo, my man, what's up?"

01:08:09.519 --> 01:08:14.079
And I was like, "Yo, chill." [laughter]

01:08:12.719 --> 01:08:14.399
What the [ __ ] Don't ask me for a

01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:16.239
picture.

01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:17.759
>> Do you see that Trump renamed it instead

01:08:16.238 --> 01:08:19.759
of ICE? Now it's nice.

01:08:17.759 --> 01:08:21.439
>> I saw that.

01:08:19.759 --> 01:08:22.798
>> It's nice now instead of ICE.

01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:24.639
>> So now you're protesting nice.

01:08:22.798 --> 01:08:26.960
>> It's National

01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:28.000
Immigrations, Customs Enforcement.

01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:30.480
>> He's done it again.

01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:31.359
>> Never mind. [laughter] Oh yeah, man. Our

01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:31.919
leader.

01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:32.880
>> That's funny.

01:08:31.920 --> 01:08:33.679
>> He's a wild boy.

01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:35.199
>> Still funny.

01:08:33.679 --> 01:08:36.480
>> That is funny calling it nice.

01:08:35.198 --> 01:08:37.198
>> Did you Is your thing about to go off?

01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:38.479
Is that why you stop it?

01:08:37.198 --> 01:08:40.000
>> I just realized I left my kid in a

01:08:38.479 --> 01:08:41.599
Somali daycare.

01:08:40.000 --> 01:08:42.560
>> I got to go pick him up.

01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:44.719
>> He'll be fine.

01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:45.039
>> Nice while I was gone. Did they go nuts?

01:08:44.719 --> 01:08:45.759
>> No.

01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:47.838
>> Yeah.

01:08:45.759 --> 01:08:48.798
>> Well, you don't know about Alex.

01:08:47.838 --> 01:08:49.920
>> Executed two citizens.

01:08:48.798 --> 01:08:51.359
>> Good for you.

01:08:49.920 --> 01:08:51.759
>> Boy, you've been gone, huh? [laughter]

01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:52.880
>> But

01:08:51.759 --> 01:08:54.880
>> killed two citizens.

01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:56.719
>> Well, there's one lady that got killed

01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:58.719
in a car because she was they were

01:08:56.719 --> 01:09:00.719
trying to tell her to stay put. She was

01:08:58.719 --> 01:09:02.798
protesting and [ __ ] with them and

01:09:00.719 --> 01:09:04.960
then she drove when the cop tried to

01:09:02.798 --> 01:09:07.278
step in front of her car. She's clearly

01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:09.359
turning her wheel away from him. She's

01:09:07.279 --> 01:09:10.239
not trying to run him over and he just

01:09:09.359 --> 01:09:10.719
>> a cop or ice.

01:09:10.238 --> 01:09:11.358
>> Ice guy.

01:09:10.719 --> 01:09:11.679
>> Ice.

01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:12.640
>> Yeah.

01:09:11.679 --> 01:09:14.399
>> And he said [ __ ]

01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:16.960
>> an American born citizen.

01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:18.639
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Fat lady. A crazy lady

01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:19.279
who say anyone but Yes.

01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:20.719
>> Yeah.

01:09:19.279 --> 01:09:22.960
>> Lesbian

01:09:20.719 --> 01:09:23.439
>> allegedly. Yeah. I mean the girlfriend

01:09:22.960 --> 01:09:25.279
was there.

01:09:23.439 --> 01:09:28.318
>> Do you believe in them though for real?

01:09:25.279 --> 01:09:28.880
>> Oh yeah. She looked like a lesbian.

01:09:28.319 --> 01:09:30.640
You don't think?

01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:32.159
>> No, they seemed legit. [laughter]

01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:32.640
>> She had a kid. She looked like Brock

01:09:32.158 --> 01:09:36.079
Lesnar.

01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:36.560
>> She She's a newly lesbian lady.

01:09:36.079 --> 01:09:37.278
>> Okay.

01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:38.719
>> Newly lesbian.

01:09:37.279 --> 01:09:41.359
>> What was the backlash on that?

01:09:38.719 --> 01:09:44.079
>> It was pretty bad. Yeah, pretty bad

01:09:41.359 --> 01:09:46.640
backlash. And then this Alex guy that

01:09:44.079 --> 01:09:48.798
did manage that one. The Alex Freddy guy

01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:52.239
was not the Alex Prey guy was carrying a

01:09:48.798 --> 01:09:54.560
gun and so he was open carrying or

01:09:52.238 --> 01:09:56.479
concealed carrying and like phys

01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:58.159
physically pushing cops

01:09:56.479 --> 01:09:59.919
>> like it was kind of crazy. And then they

01:09:58.158 --> 01:10:01.198
tackle him. They found out he's a gun.

01:09:59.920 --> 01:10:03.279
This is where it gets crazy. One of the

01:10:01.198 --> 01:10:05.279
border protections agents grabs the gun

01:10:03.279 --> 01:10:07.920
and is taking it away. And unfortunately

01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:09.679
the gun accidentally goes off. The gun

01:10:07.920 --> 01:10:13.359
that he was carrying is called a SIG

01:10:09.679 --> 01:10:16.480
P320 and it's notorious for accidental

01:10:13.359 --> 01:10:17.679
discharges. So, this is confusing

01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:19.198
because it's hard to tell because the

01:10:17.679 --> 01:10:21.679
video is a little grainy, but most

01:10:19.198 --> 01:10:23.599
people who are experts look at it say

01:10:21.679 --> 01:10:26.239
that that at least that videos that I've

01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:27.520
watched say that that gun accident

01:10:26.238 --> 01:10:29.359
accident accidentally went off without

01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:31.600
the guy touching the trigger. So, the

01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:34.079
cop has the gun. The cops moving away

01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:34.960
with the gun. They say he has a gun for

01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:37.760
the ICE people.

01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:39.279
>> The cops say he it's border protections.

01:10:37.760 --> 01:10:41.840
It's not even ICE. It's a different

01:10:39.279 --> 01:10:45.119
organization. So the border protections

01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:47.440
guys are moving away with the gun. The

01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:49.119
gun goes off and these guys think the

01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:50.559
guy has another gun and then they start

01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:51.519
shooting him and they shoot him and kill

01:10:50.560 --> 01:10:52.480
him while they have him down. Right.

01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:55.120
>> It's a rough video.

01:10:52.479 --> 01:10:57.519
>> This is all my interpretation based on

01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:59.279
videos. I I might not be accurate, but

01:10:57.520 --> 01:11:01.280
I've seen the video. It does look like

01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:03.359
the slide moves. It does look like the

01:11:01.279 --> 01:11:05.519
sound of a gun going off corresponds

01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:08.639
with that slide moving. And that gun is

01:11:05.520 --> 01:11:11.040
notorious. Like if you look up Sig P320

01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:13.119
online, accidental discharge, you'll see

01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:13.920
tons of videos of these guns

01:11:13.119 --> 01:11:16.920
accidentally go off

01:11:13.920 --> 01:11:16.920
>> discharge.

01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:19.759
>> I haven't had one of those in a long

01:11:18.399 --> 01:11:22.158
time. I used to have them when I was

01:11:19.760 --> 01:11:24.400
kid. The wet dreams

01:11:22.158 --> 01:11:28.719
too early [laughter] been there.

01:11:24.399 --> 01:11:29.198
>> That's why [ __ ] sick. Sorry.

01:11:28.719 --> 01:11:31.520
>> [ __ ]

01:11:29.198 --> 01:11:34.000
>> Let's talk for 20 minutes. Get back to

01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:35.679
it in a second. [laughter]

01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:36.319
>> Yeah. So, you missed all the ice, all

01:11:35.679 --> 01:11:37.039
the fun.

01:11:36.319 --> 01:11:38.479
>> Good for you.

01:11:37.039 --> 01:11:40.079
>> But it's like the only reason why there

01:11:38.479 --> 01:11:41.439
were violent people in the streets

01:11:40.079 --> 01:11:43.439
protesting is because it was an

01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:45.839
organized, paid for protest. They

01:11:43.439 --> 01:11:47.759
actually physically paid people to be

01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:49.199
there and protest. They gave them signs.

01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:49.840
>> How do you get on that list to to get

01:11:49.198 --> 01:11:51.839
paid for that?

01:11:49.840 --> 01:11:53.760
>> You got to get on some wacky left-wing

01:11:51.840 --> 01:11:55.119
newsletter. I don't know.

01:11:53.760 --> 01:11:56.880
>> Still like,

01:11:55.119 --> 01:11:57.760
>> yeah, you don't just put random people

01:11:56.880 --> 01:11:59.359
in charge of people.

01:11:57.760 --> 01:12:00.960
>> I mean, you do have to get rid of all

01:11:59.359 --> 01:12:02.479
the cartel members and all the criminals

01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:04.640
that came across the border. I mean,

01:12:02.479 --> 01:12:06.399
they let more than 10 million people

01:12:04.640 --> 01:12:07.840
into the country over four years.

01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:09.439
>> America has a great way of like

01:12:07.840 --> 01:12:11.039
overreacting to stuff. They're like,

01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:12.559
"Oh, Saddam Hussein's a problem. Let's

01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:13.679
go in there and kill a million people."

01:12:12.560 --> 01:12:14.000
>> Yeah, America does that.

01:12:13.679 --> 01:12:15.600
>> Yeah,

01:12:14.000 --> 01:12:16.960
>> we we're like not the best people to

01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:17.679
handle stuff and we're like still like

01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:18.640
we should handle it.

01:12:17.679 --> 01:12:19.279
>> You know who else does that?

01:12:18.640 --> 01:12:19.920
>> Who?

01:12:19.279 --> 01:12:22.800
>> Israel.

01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:24.560
>> Blame everything on Israel.

01:12:22.800 --> 01:12:25.119
>> I'm not blaming everything.

01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:26.560
>> Yeah,

01:12:25.119 --> 01:12:29.359
>> they're they're a part of it. It is

01:12:26.560 --> 01:12:31.600
amazing how many high-profile Jewish

01:12:29.359 --> 01:12:33.519
people just they have a opinion about

01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:36.000
everything. But when it gets to this

01:12:33.520 --> 01:12:37.199
like

01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:39.520
>> Yes. [laughter]

01:12:37.198 --> 01:12:43.039
They just avoid that or come up with

01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:44.239
some random way to justify annihilating

01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:45.760
an entire city.

01:12:44.238 --> 01:12:48.399
>> Yeah. It's just funny to me when

01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:49.760
Americans are like, "Hey, this other

01:12:48.399 --> 01:12:51.279
country's overstepping."

01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:53.360
>> Yeah, we bumped the twice.

01:12:51.279 --> 01:12:55.359
>> Yeah, we were pretty a second.

01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:56.479
>> Afghanistan, Iraq. These [ __ ] had it

01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:57.759
really coming

01:12:56.479 --> 01:12:59.439
>> twice.

01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:00.400
>> The second one was just going, "Hey,

01:12:59.439 --> 01:13:01.039
check this out. Russia."

01:13:00.399 --> 01:13:02.719
>> Yeah, [laughter]

01:13:01.039 --> 01:13:04.960
>> I guess so.

01:13:02.719 --> 01:13:05.760
>> But yeah, whatever. Well, that was a

01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:06.319
long time ago.

01:13:05.760 --> 01:13:08.640
>> That's true.

01:13:06.319 --> 01:13:09.599
>> Everybody did That's dead. But based on

01:13:08.640 --> 01:13:13.360
today,

01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:14.880
>> oi ve [laughter]

01:13:13.359 --> 01:13:16.079
like Lebanon, bro, what they're doing in

01:13:14.880 --> 01:13:17.920
Lebanon right now is crazy.

01:13:16.079 --> 01:13:20.319
>> Well, they're looking for Hezbollah.

01:13:17.920 --> 01:13:22.560
>> They got to look under rubble.

01:13:20.319 --> 01:13:26.158
>> Barney rubble.

01:13:22.560 --> 01:13:29.039
One more time with that lighter there.

01:13:26.158 --> 01:13:30.799
>> Thank you. There we go.

01:13:29.039 --> 01:13:31.519
>> It's a wild time to be alive, kids.

01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:32.400
>> It's wild.

01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:32.960
>> But at least we're going to have drugs

01:13:32.399 --> 01:13:33.839
soon.

01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:35.119
>> That's pretty nice.

01:13:33.840 --> 01:13:36.480
>> Well, at least all those people that are

01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:38.399
hooked on pills are going to get off of

01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:39.519
them. A lot of them are. At least it's

01:13:38.399 --> 01:13:41.359
going to at least give them something

01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:43.360
that works.

01:13:41.359 --> 01:13:44.158
>> How come we can't get free healthcare?

01:13:43.359 --> 01:13:45.039
>> Yeah, right.

01:13:44.158 --> 01:13:46.479
>> Why don't we do that?

01:13:45.039 --> 01:13:47.840
>> I'm paying out the ass.

01:13:46.479 --> 01:13:49.759
>> Why can't we do that? I bet if they took

01:13:47.840 --> 01:13:51.039
all the money from fraud, it would pay

01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:52.400
for healthcare 10 times more

01:13:51.039 --> 01:13:53.840
>> or in Ukraine or Israel.

01:13:52.399 --> 01:13:54.319
>> Oh yeah, why not?

01:13:53.840 --> 01:13:55.279
>> Right.

01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:56.799
>> Well, that's what's annoying. All these

01:13:55.279 --> 01:13:59.198
politic like if we get this much money,

01:13:56.800 --> 01:13:59.840
we can cure this handle this money. What

01:13:59.198 --> 01:14:02.158
are you doing?

01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:05.119
>> I think 100% free healthcare would be an

01:14:02.158 --> 01:14:07.039
awesome thing. But you also want doctors

01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:07.519
to be incentivized to be really good at

01:14:07.039 --> 01:14:09.359
their jobs.

01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:11.280
>> For sure. But also you want like Dr.

01:14:09.359 --> 01:14:14.399
Gman, the guy that did your knee and did

01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:15.840
my knee. That's a he's a bad Why can't

01:14:14.399 --> 01:14:17.599
we have universal healthcare and private

01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:18.239
doctors? We should be able to have both

01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:19.760
of those things.

01:14:18.238 --> 01:14:21.198
>> Like public school and private school,

01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:22.079
right? Public defenders. You're allowed

01:14:21.198 --> 01:14:23.839
to have a public defender.

01:14:22.079 --> 01:14:26.559
>> Dude, the ease at which I got treated in

01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:27.679
third world countries was like

01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:28.640
>> Yeah. You just go in.

01:14:27.679 --> 01:14:30.158
>> Yeah. You go to a pharmacy,

01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:31.440
>> see somebody like here's your pills you

01:14:30.158 --> 01:14:32.079
need. Here's your here's your drops you

01:14:31.439 --> 01:14:33.839
need.

01:14:32.079 --> 01:14:34.399
>> Dirty needles and weird equipment over

01:14:33.840 --> 01:14:34.800
there.

01:14:34.399 --> 01:14:35.279
>> No.

01:14:34.800 --> 01:14:35.600
>> No.

01:14:35.279 --> 01:14:37.039
>> Really?

01:14:35.600 --> 01:14:37.679
>> It's Harvard trained doctors.

01:14:37.039 --> 01:14:39.279
>> Come on.

01:14:37.679 --> 01:14:40.880
>> Yeah. There just no upsell for

01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:43.759
>> universal healthcare system in America

01:14:40.880 --> 01:14:45.760
would cost approximately 3.0 to 3.2

01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:46.400
trillion annually. Oh,

01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:47.679
>> that's a lot.

01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:49.599
>> Which is actually less than the current

01:14:47.679 --> 01:14:51.359
system that costs around 5.3 trillion

01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:53.840
per year. So, you're talking about a

01:14:51.359 --> 01:14:55.198
savings of almost 50%.

01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:55.840
>> Why don't we get why don't we get free

01:14:55.198 --> 01:14:59.519
healthcare?

01:14:55.840 --> 01:15:01.199
>> So, a savings of 450 billion annually

01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:03.360
while providing coverage to all

01:15:01.198 --> 01:15:05.599
Americans. According to Perplexity, our

01:15:03.359 --> 01:15:07.599
AI sponsor, which is never wrong, the

01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:11.520
United States currently spends about 5.3

01:15:07.600 --> 01:15:14.159
trillion in healthcare, $15,474

01:15:11.520 --> 01:15:15.600
per person as of 2024. Even when

01:15:14.158 --> 01:15:17.759
something goes wrong and you have

01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:19.600
insurance, it's not paid for. You got to

01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:21.119
spend five grand to get anesthesia and

01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:22.960
then another five grand to go downstairs

01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:24.960
for the surgery.

01:15:22.960 --> 01:15:27.600
>> So, what do you think is the problem?

01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:29.198
What is it? What is causing

01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:29.840
the money insurance companies trying to

01:15:29.198 --> 01:15:32.799
make you president?

01:15:29.840 --> 01:15:33.760
>> Oh, thanks. It's insurance companies.

01:15:32.800 --> 01:15:35.360
>> When I read a Jew,

01:15:33.760 --> 01:15:36.480
>> I got my I got my teeth checked in in

01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:37.759
Ecuador and they were like, "You have

01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:38.959
impacted gums." I was like, "All right,

01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:40.400
I was about to go home in a week." I was

01:15:38.960 --> 01:15:42.158
like, "When I go home, I'll do I'll fix

01:15:40.399 --> 01:15:44.238
it." And they're like, "Are you nuts?

01:15:42.158 --> 01:15:44.879
>> Do it." People fly here to get that

01:15:44.238 --> 01:15:45.279
surgery.

01:15:44.880 --> 01:15:46.800
>> Mhm.

01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:48.319
>> Cuz it's so much cheaper. Flight,

01:15:46.800 --> 01:15:50.719
hotels, all that

01:15:48.319 --> 01:15:52.158
>> is much cheaper than doing it there.

01:15:50.719 --> 01:15:53.679
>> And like we have a surgeon and I was

01:15:52.158 --> 01:15:55.359
like, "Is he like trained?" And they're

01:15:53.679 --> 01:15:55.760
like, "Yeah, he went to Yale Medical

01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:59.561
School."

01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:59.561
>> Dude shows up, sacrifices, [laughter]

01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:04.640
>> why they clip Bernie, cuz he was trying

01:16:02.319 --> 01:16:05.840
to do this. So they got rid of him.

01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:07.360
>> That was one thing he was trying to do.

01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:08.719
>> It kind of blows. It's embarrassing.

01:16:07.359 --> 01:16:11.519
>> All right, let's put it this way. How

01:16:08.719 --> 01:16:14.399
much would it cost if uh school like

01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:15.760
higher education was was free?

01:16:14.399 --> 01:16:16.399
>> Oh, there's too much money in that. They

01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:17.840
won't do it.

01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:18.399
>> Well, that's the same exact thing with

01:16:17.840 --> 01:16:18.880
healthcare.

01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:20.879
>> Yeah.

01:16:18.880 --> 01:16:22.319
>> Yeah.

01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:23.199
>> That's where we're at as a country. It's

01:16:22.319 --> 01:16:24.880
all

01:16:23.198 --> 01:16:25.359
>> the same reason we're doing wars.

01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:26.400
>> Yeah.

01:16:25.359 --> 01:16:28.559
>> Money to make money.

01:16:26.399 --> 01:16:31.359
>> Of course, nothing else. Not even just

01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:32.800
oil, but defense contracts. They need

01:16:31.359 --> 01:16:33.519
>> raing it in.

01:16:32.800 --> 01:16:34.960
>> I thought it was just

01:16:33.520 --> 01:16:36.560
>> I mean, the war has already cost how

01:16:34.960 --> 01:16:38.480
much? Let's find out that. How much is

01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:40.239
the war? Let's just say globally. No,

01:16:38.479 --> 01:16:41.678
no, let's just let's just look at how

01:16:40.238 --> 01:16:43.039
much Iran has cost us.

01:16:41.679 --> 01:16:44.960
>> There we go. That's what I mean. Wait,

01:16:43.039 --> 01:16:45.359
take a guess. Shut down the [ __ ]

01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:48.079
Ukraine,

01:16:45.359 --> 01:16:51.519
>> right? But I mean just us spending money

01:16:48.079 --> 01:16:53.760
to bomb Iran. Just that the simplest

01:16:51.520 --> 01:16:54.719
lowest run without the economic impact,

01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:56.640
the oil impact.

01:16:54.719 --> 01:16:57.279
>> What about the hormuz and all that cuz

01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:58.640
all that's a

01:16:57.279 --> 01:17:00.559
>> Well, that's that's a factor. But let's

01:16:58.640 --> 01:17:01.920
just find out how much the raw money

01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:02.640
spent on the bombs.

01:17:01.920 --> 01:17:03.840
>> 25 billion.

01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:05.920
>> 25 billion.

01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:06.640
>> Ah, that's dropping the bucket. 60 days

01:17:05.920 --> 01:17:08.000
into the war.

01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:09.360
>> How much is Ukraine?

01:17:08.000 --> 01:17:12.158
>> That's a lot more.

01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:13.679
>> So, what what concerns me, not just

01:17:12.158 --> 01:17:15.039
well, all of it concerns me. One of the

01:17:13.679 --> 01:17:16.880
things that someone told me was that

01:17:15.039 --> 01:17:17.760
we've kind of depleted our weapon

01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:20.079
supplies

01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:22.320
>> cuz we b we don't have that many of

01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:23.439
those [ __ ] missiles. We gave them all

01:17:22.319 --> 01:17:24.639
Well, we gave them all to Ukraine. We

01:17:23.439 --> 01:17:26.639
gave them all to Israel, and then we

01:17:24.640 --> 01:17:28.880
gave them Now we're [ __ ] using them.

01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:29.679
>> But Zillinsky's a mooch. He just keeps

01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:31.279
wanting more.

01:17:29.679 --> 01:17:32.399
>> I don't think it's

01:17:31.279 --> 01:17:35.920
>> Oh, you think it's his?

01:17:32.399 --> 01:17:36.158
>> No, I think it's us. It's us. It's the

01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:37.840
US.

01:17:36.158 --> 01:17:41.439
>> It's money. But it's all it's all

01:17:37.840 --> 01:17:43.039
together. Every It's all big scam. Ponzi

01:17:41.439 --> 01:17:45.279
scheme. Everybody's making money.

01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:47.198
>> We should get Trump on here. [snorts]

01:17:45.279 --> 01:17:49.679
>> We're doing great. Don't let anybody lie

01:17:47.198 --> 01:17:51.759
to you. [laughter]

01:17:49.679 --> 01:17:52.560
>> Maybe maybe next time we smoo them into

01:17:51.760 --> 01:17:53.840
free healthcare.

01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:56.080
>> Maybe next time we smoo him into a

01:17:53.840 --> 01:17:56.640
protect our parks

01:17:56.079 --> 01:17:57.920
in here,

01:17:56.640 --> 01:17:59.360
>> brother. Let's do free.

01:17:57.920 --> 01:18:00.560
>> Come on, dog. Yeah.

01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:02.399
>> It's crazy too because I've gotten there

01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:04.000
was a pill I had to get like three of

01:18:02.399 --> 01:18:05.599
when I went to Asia or something and it

01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:07.439
was like I got two here. They cost me

01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:09.679
like 400 each and then the same it's the

01:18:07.439 --> 01:18:10.960
same drug in Myanmar. It's like $40.

01:18:09.679 --> 01:18:12.960
>> Well, that's one thing that he has

01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:15.760
fixed. One thing that Trump is working

01:18:12.960 --> 01:18:17.279
on is making whatever the low price is

01:18:15.760 --> 01:18:19.280
internationally the price that people

01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:21.039
pay in America. And he he told he's

01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:22.238
[ __ ] hilarious. He was telling guy

01:18:21.039 --> 01:18:24.719
I've got a friend. I don't want to say

01:18:22.238 --> 01:18:27.039
his name. Very successful. He's a big

01:18:24.719 --> 01:18:28.194
guy. He took the fat pill. It didn't

01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:28.960
work.

01:18:28.194 --> 01:18:31.039
>> [laughter]

01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:33.439
>> But he was going on about how his friend

01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:35.519
went overseas. He forgot his fat pill.

01:18:33.439 --> 01:18:37.678
He went overseas and he was in Europe

01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:39.679
and he got it for like a hundred bucks.

01:18:37.679 --> 01:18:41.520
And he's like, "This is like $1,300 in

01:18:39.679 --> 01:18:44.079
America." He's like, "It's not right.

01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:46.080
It's not right." And so he made it so

01:18:44.079 --> 01:18:47.760
that whatever the low cost is in these

01:18:46.079 --> 01:18:49.039
other countries, that's the low cost in

01:18:47.760 --> 01:18:49.679
America. That's what it costs here now.

01:18:49.039 --> 01:18:50.560
>> Is that right?

01:18:49.679 --> 01:18:51.440
>> Yes.

01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:52.960
>> Everybody's on it.

01:18:51.439 --> 01:18:53.359
>> It's like you're not going to get all

01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:53.920
good

01:18:53.359 --> 01:18:54.960
>> any drug,

01:18:53.920 --> 01:18:56.560
>> you know? You're not going to get all

01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:58.560
good with any president either, you

01:18:56.560 --> 01:19:00.480
know? you you're going to get a lot of

01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:02.560
bad [ __ ] because all these people are

01:19:00.479 --> 01:19:05.039
surrounded by demons. They're surrounded

01:19:02.560 --> 01:19:07.199
by war hawks and demons and defense

01:19:05.039 --> 01:19:08.880
contractors and scam artists in the

01:19:07.198 --> 01:19:10.559
pharmaceutical industry. There's all

01:19:08.880 --> 01:19:11.920
these [ __ ] people that are trying to

01:19:10.560 --> 01:19:13.920
make sure that they can make the most

01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:15.760
amount of money possible. Just all coke

01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:16.800
snorting demons

01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:18.560
>> allegedly.

01:19:16.800 --> 01:19:20.880
>> I was watching this documentary on uh

01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:22.480
the homeless here in Austin and they're

01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:24.079
talking about how like I was on

01:19:22.479 --> 01:19:25.839
schizophrenia medicine. I can't afford

01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:27.760
it anymore. Ah,

01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:29.360
>> and they're out there just sprinting.

01:19:27.760 --> 01:19:30.239
>> What happens if you take schizophrenia

01:19:29.359 --> 01:19:31.198
medicine and you don't have

01:19:30.238 --> 01:19:34.348
schizophrenia?

01:19:31.198 --> 01:19:35.198
>> Oo, that's I think I did that at

01:19:34.349 --> 01:19:37.279
[laughter]

01:19:35.198 --> 01:19:39.519
>> I think I took some antiscychotics and

01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:40.158
slept for 4 days. [laughter] Huge

01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:42.159
mistake.

01:19:40.158 --> 01:19:43.839
>> It helps you expired [ __ ]

01:19:42.158 --> 01:19:46.000
antiscychotic. He was like, you're take

01:19:43.840 --> 01:19:47.679
this. Does he take it? I don't know if

01:19:46.000 --> 01:19:48.079
he takes it. Was expired, so I guess

01:19:47.679 --> 01:19:49.279
not.

01:19:48.079 --> 01:19:49.679
>> Jesus Christ.

01:19:49.279 --> 01:19:51.039
>> It helps.

01:19:49.679 --> 01:19:52.239
>> Yeah, but expired medication, I was just

01:19:51.039 --> 01:19:54.479
reading this thing about that. Like most

01:19:52.238 --> 01:19:57.279
expired medication is actually still

01:19:54.479 --> 01:19:57.599
usable like up to 300% longer than they

01:19:57.279 --> 01:19:58.880
say it.

01:19:57.600 --> 01:20:00.079
>> Yeah. It's like a little bit less

01:19:58.880 --> 01:20:01.119
effective but still good.

01:20:00.079 --> 01:20:02.399
>> Yeah.

01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:03.760
>> Yeah. But I don't even know if it's less

01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:05.439
effective. This this thing was saying

01:20:03.760 --> 01:20:06.960
that it's 100% effective for a long

01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:08.000
period of time after the expiration

01:20:06.960 --> 01:20:09.760
date.

01:20:08.000 --> 01:20:11.119
>> I don't know why they have an expiration

01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:11.679
date. It's not like milk,

01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:12.000
>> right?

01:20:11.679 --> 01:20:13.199
>> You know.

01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:15.520
>> Yeah. The healthcare thing is really

01:20:13.198 --> 01:20:16.879
embarrassing to be honest.

01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:19.199
>> Institutions and some free healthcare

01:20:16.880 --> 01:20:20.800
for these fellas outside. I don't know

01:20:19.198 --> 01:20:23.198
how to I don't know how to obviously no

01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:24.640
one knows how to do something a giant

01:20:23.198 --> 01:20:27.519
percentage of those people are addicted

01:20:24.640 --> 01:20:29.679
to drugs right a giant fentinel zombies

01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:31.840
you need I gain for all those people

01:20:29.679 --> 01:20:33.600
mental health facilities you need to get

01:20:31.840 --> 01:20:34.319
them on whatever medication to fix their

01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:35.840
schizophrenia

01:20:34.319 --> 01:20:38.319
>> and it's also it's not even like a

01:20:35.840 --> 01:20:41.360
[ __ ] goodwill thing it's also like we

01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:43.119
need to [ __ ] clean

01:20:41.359 --> 01:20:44.000
it's for everybody so what are we doing

01:20:43.119 --> 01:20:45.599
why whatever

01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:46.319
>> skid in Los Angeles

01:20:45.600 --> 01:20:49.280
>> [ __ ] hold up

01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:51.599
>> skid row in Los Angeles is 50 blocks.

01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:53.039
>> 50 blocks. Five zeros.

01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:56.960
>> When I last time I looked, it said

01:20:53.039 --> 01:20:59.198
American health. Americans pay more than

01:20:56.960 --> 01:21:00.880
two times the next country for

01:20:59.198 --> 01:21:02.158
healthcare and we get the 17th best

01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:03.119
coverage.

01:21:02.158 --> 01:21:04.079
>> And we're the sickest.

01:21:03.119 --> 01:21:05.599
>> We're the sickest.

01:21:04.079 --> 01:21:07.840
>> Yeah. It's nuts. We spend the most

01:21:05.600 --> 01:21:09.039
money. Once in Toronto, it was clean.

01:21:07.840 --> 01:21:10.480
>> Yeah. You just go right to a doctor.

01:21:09.039 --> 01:21:12.158
Even just driving around, I was like,

01:21:10.479 --> 01:21:14.000
"This is crazy. How did How are we

01:21:12.158 --> 01:21:15.759
getting Why is America dog shit?"

01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:18.079
>> I know. And our [ __ ] is locked up at the

01:21:15.760 --> 01:21:18.719
CVS. They don't have that. Everybody's

01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:21.039
stealing.

01:21:18.719 --> 01:21:21.520
>> Wow. There's a lot of stealing me the

01:21:21.039 --> 01:21:22.800
most.

01:21:21.520 --> 01:21:24.239
>> Yeah. Yeah. I love to steal.

01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:26.159
>> Yeah. You steal. [laughter]

01:21:24.238 --> 01:21:27.439
>> Why you locking it up?

01:21:26.158 --> 01:21:28.319
>> Call. You got to do this before you're

01:21:27.439 --> 01:21:30.559
about to steal.

01:21:28.319 --> 01:21:31.920
>> I got a problem. Just in like airports

01:21:30.560 --> 01:21:33.520
and stuff.

01:21:31.920 --> 01:21:34.960
>> Movie theaters. You do everywhere. Come

01:21:33.520 --> 01:21:37.960
on. Don't sell yourself short.

01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:37.960
>> Watch.

01:21:40.000 --> 01:21:42.399
A little bit of a thrill. Can I get the

01:21:41.198 --> 01:21:43.678
Winona Rider thing?

01:21:42.399 --> 01:21:45.198
>> It's cheaper, too.

01:21:43.679 --> 01:21:47.359
>> Yeah, it's cheaper. Mark, the last time

01:21:45.198 --> 01:21:50.590
I saw I saw Mark Steel was we're in a

01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:52.158
movie theater and I got some popcorn and

01:21:50.591 --> 01:21:53.840
[laughter] it's I'm sure it's closed by

01:21:52.158 --> 01:21:55.679
now. And then the lady turned around and

01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:57.199
got my popcorn and then he just had beef

01:21:55.679 --> 01:21:58.319
jerky in the movie.

01:21:57.198 --> 01:21:59.439
>> Yeah, they were selling it.

01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:00.960
>> How did you get that? [laughter] He goes

01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:01.839
most expensive item. I just reached for

01:22:00.960 --> 01:22:03.439
it.

01:22:01.840 --> 01:22:04.719
>> Oh boy.

01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:05.678
>> Too they up the prices. It's

01:22:04.719 --> 01:22:07.198
>> up the prices.

01:22:05.679 --> 01:22:09.359
>> I mean, you get you get a Hudson News

01:22:07.198 --> 01:22:09.519
Cliff Bar, it's eight bucks. Not on my

01:22:09.359 --> 01:22:10.399
watch.

01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:11.199
>> It's ridiculous.

01:22:10.399 --> 01:22:12.238
>> Not on my watch.

01:22:11.198 --> 01:22:13.039
>> Once you're on the plane, you're home

01:22:12.238 --> 01:22:14.399
free. You know,

01:22:13.039 --> 01:22:14.719
>> you're raising the cost for the rest of

01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:16.479
us.

01:22:14.719 --> 01:22:17.439
>> Yeah, you are. You are. That's why I say

01:22:16.479 --> 01:22:19.039
goddamn cliff bars.

01:22:17.439 --> 01:22:19.919
>> They put that in. They they factor the

01:22:19.039 --> 01:22:21.279
the theft in.

01:22:19.920 --> 01:22:22.880
>> You're a successful person. [laughter]

01:22:21.279 --> 01:22:23.679
That's outrageous.

01:22:22.880 --> 01:22:24.960
>> Habits die hard.

01:22:23.679 --> 01:22:26.639
>> Yeah. You don't No one's going to be

01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:28.000
sympathetic towards you. You have money.

01:22:26.639 --> 01:22:29.440
>> I'm not asking you to. I'm just saying

01:22:28.000 --> 01:22:31.119
it. It's [laughter] a fun ride.

01:22:29.439 --> 01:22:32.559
>> I don't want it.

01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:33.519
>> The beef jerky tastes better when it's

01:22:32.560 --> 01:22:34.639
stolen.

01:22:33.520 --> 01:22:35.360
>> Everything tastes better when it's

01:22:34.639 --> 01:22:37.359
stolen.

01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:39.039
>> That's so weird. Diaz one time at the at

01:22:37.359 --> 01:22:40.399
the uh airport, he just comes off from

01:22:39.039 --> 01:22:41.920
one of those bodeas and he comes out, he

01:22:40.399 --> 01:22:43.439
just shows me tic tacs and it was like,

01:22:41.920 --> 01:22:45.279
"What is that for?" He goes, "Yeah,

01:22:43.439 --> 01:22:46.158
right. I got some." And they just threw

01:22:45.279 --> 01:22:46.399
in the garbage.

01:22:46.158 --> 01:22:47.519
>> Wow.

01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:49.039
>> And I was like, "What are you doing?" I

01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:52.000
was trying to stay sharp.

01:22:49.039 --> 01:22:52.719
>> That's a steel. It [laughter] rattles.

01:22:52.000 --> 01:22:53.439
>> That's a hard steel.

01:22:52.719 --> 01:22:56.800
>> That's a hard steel.

01:22:53.439 --> 01:22:57.919
>> That's right. Sharp is hilarious.

01:22:56.800 --> 01:22:58.960
>> What? [laughter]

01:22:57.920 --> 01:23:00.158
>> I don't throw it out. I

01:22:58.960 --> 01:23:01.840
>> I don't throw it out. Yeah. Yeah.

01:23:00.158 --> 01:23:04.606
>> Joey's going in for surgery today.

01:23:01.840 --> 01:23:06.480
>> Uhoh. Tits me. He's getting some.

01:23:04.606 --> 01:23:08.319
[laughter] He's getting cannons.

01:23:06.479 --> 01:23:10.399
>> Cannon cannon reduction surgery.

01:23:08.319 --> 01:23:12.799
>> He's getting top surgery.

01:23:10.399 --> 01:23:14.000
>> He's getting his tits removed.

01:23:12.800 --> 01:23:16.560
>> He's getting that big scar

01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:17.840
>> about him. Shirtless is rough.

01:23:16.560 --> 01:23:21.280
>> How many times have you seen it?

01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:23.440
>> Just once and it's burned in. [laughter]

01:23:21.279 --> 01:23:26.719
>> I've seen it. Joey Karate.

01:23:23.439 --> 01:23:29.599
>> Joey. Yeah. Joey Karate's great. Yeah.

01:23:26.719 --> 01:23:30.880
That [ __ ] guy is such an animal. High

01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:31.679
kicks and he's got his leg up to about

01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:34.319
his knee height.

01:23:31.679 --> 01:23:36.158
>> He's pretty good, dude.

01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:37.679
Is he around? Did he move here yet?

01:23:36.158 --> 01:23:39.359
>> No, but he's coming back and forth all

01:23:37.679 --> 01:23:42.158
the time. There he is.

01:23:39.359 --> 01:23:43.119
>> Look at that thing. That looks like AI.

01:23:42.158 --> 01:23:45.359
>> That's crazy.

01:23:43.119 --> 01:23:47.359
>> Jesus [laughter] Christ. How's he alive

01:23:45.359 --> 01:23:49.759
>> without context of a background? It's

01:23:47.359 --> 01:23:51.119
wild, bro. That belly is crazy.

01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:52.639
>> You got to have a decent hog if you're

01:23:51.119 --> 01:23:54.079
going to have that gut. Got a hell.

01:23:52.639 --> 01:23:55.520
>> Is he grubbing or boozing? What's that?

01:23:54.079 --> 01:23:57.439
What is that? Food.

01:23:55.520 --> 01:23:58.080
>> Food. He's grubbing. Oh, yeah. Joey

01:23:57.439 --> 01:23:59.839
can't stop beating.

01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:01.519
>> He doesn't really drink. He doesn't

01:23:59.840 --> 01:24:03.199
drink at all. I go to eat with Joey.

01:24:01.520 --> 01:24:03.840
It's It's a scene. It's a fun time.

01:24:03.198 --> 01:24:04.960
>> He loves it.

01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:08.239
>> Oh, that poor ghee.

01:24:04.960 --> 01:24:10.000
>> He goes off. He eats. He eats. He

01:24:08.238 --> 01:24:11.439
[ __ ] loves food. But he's just

01:24:10.000 --> 01:24:12.719
>> Oh, we got a new Chinese place by my

01:24:11.439 --> 01:24:14.000
place. You got to come.

01:24:12.719 --> 01:24:15.520
>> He's the most fun human.

01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:17.119
>> Sucks. [laughter]

01:24:15.520 --> 01:24:17.760
>> He's the most fun human that's ever

01:24:17.119 --> 01:24:18.158
existed.

01:24:17.760 --> 01:24:19.440
>> Yeah.

01:24:18.158 --> 01:24:20.319
>> No one's more fun.

01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:22.319
>> It's good egg.

01:24:20.319 --> 01:24:22.639
>> He's barely a real person. He's a human

01:24:22.319 --> 01:24:24.399
cartoon.

01:24:22.639 --> 01:24:26.480
>> Barely real. He's so funny.

01:24:24.399 --> 01:24:27.679
>> So, he's still getting up on stage. He's

01:24:26.479 --> 01:24:29.919
still doing sets.

01:24:27.679 --> 01:24:31.440
>> Oh, he killed He killed. He was here. He

01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:32.800
did an hour. He's He's running out.

01:24:31.439 --> 01:24:34.960
Yeah. He's got all these great stories.

01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:35.600
It's really, really good. Really well

01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:36.158
done.

01:24:35.600 --> 01:24:36.719
>> All right.

01:24:36.158 --> 01:24:38.960
>> Is the man.

01:24:36.719 --> 01:24:40.158
>> Good to have him back.

01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:43.279
>> That's the thing about comedy. We're

01:24:40.158 --> 01:24:44.479
kind of losing the uh the wildness. You

01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:46.399
know, when I when I started comedy, it

01:24:44.479 --> 01:24:47.119
was like Geraldo and all these guys are

01:24:46.399 --> 01:24:47.839
all dead now.

01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:49.760
>> Drugs.

01:24:47.840 --> 01:24:51.600
>> I think it's kind of coming back now,

01:24:49.760 --> 01:24:53.760
though. I think it's coming back because

01:24:51.600 --> 01:24:55.520
TV is going away. So, it's like it gets

01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:57.600
down to the root of what is really

01:24:55.520 --> 01:24:59.920
effective in comedy. It's wildness is

01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:01.360
more effective. It's It's more fun if

01:24:59.920 --> 01:25:03.039
you're sitting there drunk in a crowd

01:25:01.359 --> 01:25:05.279
and some dude's on stage going off

01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:05.920
saying crazy [ __ ] It's more fun.

01:25:05.279 --> 01:25:07.039
>> Yeah,

01:25:05.920 --> 01:25:08.560
>> it is more fun. But I don't know if

01:25:07.039 --> 01:25:10.158
that's actually here. I think there's a

01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:12.320
lot of [ __ ] guys with jobs.

01:25:10.158 --> 01:25:13.679
>> Sober. A lot of sobriety.

01:25:12.319 --> 01:25:14.319
>> Got to get up early for a podcast

01:25:13.679 --> 01:25:15.920
tomorrow.

01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:17.359
>> These young guys though, these young

01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:19.440
guys aren't like that. A lot of these

01:25:17.359 --> 01:25:20.399
young guys coming up are doing drugs.

01:25:19.439 --> 01:25:21.759
>> Oh, good.

01:25:20.399 --> 01:25:22.799
>> Well, they're doing clips, but they're

01:25:21.760 --> 01:25:23.920
they're still wild boys.

01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:24.560
>> Some people are still giving it.

01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:26.319
Bringing it.

01:25:24.560 --> 01:25:28.480
>> You hope so. used to be late night at

01:25:26.319 --> 01:25:30.000
the cell used to be so much fun when

01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:30.879
Mackie was drinking when it was just a

01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:32.719
drinking crowd.

01:25:30.880 --> 01:25:34.560
>> It was a lot of go a lot of whiskey.

01:25:32.719 --> 01:25:34.960
>> They There's There's that here.

01:25:34.560 --> 01:25:36.320
>> Here.

01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:37.119
>> Here for sure. Yeah, here

01:25:36.319 --> 01:25:37.920
>> like last night.

01:25:37.119 --> 01:25:38.960
>> Yeah, last night was nice.

01:25:37.920 --> 01:25:39.119
>> We did it last night.

01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:40.399
>> Yeah.

01:25:39.119 --> 01:25:41.359
>> Oh, what did I miss?

01:25:40.399 --> 01:25:42.719
>> We just some boozy.

01:25:41.359 --> 01:25:43.839
>> Just had a couple drinks.

01:25:42.719 --> 01:25:45.920
>> Just some Bruley and Bros.

01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:46.639
>> I was begging him to I was I've changed

01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:48.319
my new uh

01:25:46.639 --> 01:25:49.359
>> He has a new tattoo. He's like, "Oh,

01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:50.079
come on. Drink." I'm like, "No, I got to

01:25:49.359 --> 01:25:51.279
get up early tomorrow." He's like,

01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:52.559
"Dude, I'm like, "Oh, you're going to

01:25:51.279 --> 01:25:54.399
call me gay

01:25:52.560 --> 01:25:55.520
>> and lame, bro. I've been gone. I've had

01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:57.039
time to ruminate on this.

01:25:55.520 --> 01:25:57.280
>> You can peer. You can peer with the

01:25:57.039 --> 01:25:58.719
best.

01:25:57.279 --> 01:26:00.000
>> I got to do peer pressure.

01:25:58.719 --> 01:26:01.279
>> No, I'm just saying like I want to drink

01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:04.319
and I don't want to be alone. If you

01:26:01.279 --> 01:26:05.359
were friends, it's like you such a homo.

01:26:04.319 --> 01:26:07.119
>> I was like, "Tomorrow is going to be

01:26:05.359 --> 01:26:09.839
tough for me. I'd like it to be tough

01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:11.039
for somebody else. Do me a favor. Chug

01:26:09.840 --> 01:26:13.039
that [ __ ] drink." [laughter]

01:26:11.039 --> 01:26:14.880
>> Yeah, dear one.

01:26:13.039 --> 01:26:16.238
>> He always comes in. He has no idea what

01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:17.039
your count is. He just comes in. He

01:26:16.238 --> 01:26:18.559
goes, "You could do more." I'm like,

01:26:17.039 --> 01:26:20.639
"Yeah, I could have done one or seven

01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:21.199
and you would have no clue." Like, you

01:26:20.639 --> 01:26:23.679
got to go more.

01:26:21.198 --> 01:26:25.759
>> D Rose is up there. Doris is the worst.

01:26:23.679 --> 01:26:28.560
>> Give him a shot. It's my birthday month.

01:26:25.760 --> 01:26:30.719
>> Yes. [laughter] Yes. He's like a chick.

01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:32.719
>> He's the biggest pig in comedy. He is a

01:26:30.719 --> 01:26:34.560
pig, dude. I hate him.

01:26:32.719 --> 01:26:35.760
>> He'll he'll pour shots in your mouth. He

01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:37.280
doesn't care. He'll tilt your hand.

01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:39.280
>> He'll also go like, "Come on, don't be a

01:26:37.279 --> 01:26:41.119
[ __ ] Do a shot." And then you do. And

01:26:39.279 --> 01:26:44.719
then 10 minutes later, he's gone. And

01:26:41.119 --> 01:26:46.238
he's at KFC. [laughter]

01:26:44.719 --> 01:26:47.760
>> He's so funny how he shits on weed

01:26:46.238 --> 01:26:48.559
people, too. It's hilarious.

01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:49.360
>> He hates weed.

01:26:48.560 --> 01:26:51.920
>> It's so weird.

01:26:49.359 --> 01:26:52.399
>> I like his classic drinker. I'm with

01:26:51.920 --> 01:26:53.600
him, dude.

01:26:52.399 --> 01:26:55.359
>> He's classic drinker.

01:26:53.600 --> 01:26:56.960
>> I think he was just around a lot of all

01:26:55.359 --> 01:26:58.559
the New York comics got sober and then

01:26:56.960 --> 01:26:59.198
just smoked weed constantly

01:26:58.560 --> 01:27:00.320
>> got

01:26:59.198 --> 01:27:02.079
>> and then they're like, "Oh, you're

01:27:00.319 --> 01:27:04.000
drinking again." It's like, dude, you

01:27:02.079 --> 01:27:06.238
haven't had a thought in [ __ ] seven

01:27:04.000 --> 01:27:06.639
years. So, what are you [ __ ] talking

01:27:06.238 --> 01:27:08.000
to?

01:27:06.639 --> 01:27:08.880
>> It's all munchies.

01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:10.319
>> Ah,

01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:11.199
>> yeah. There's some I mean, everything

01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:12.559
could be abused.

01:27:11.198 --> 01:27:16.000
>> There's only a couple people in comedy

01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:17.920
that do weed like real good like Soder

01:27:16.000 --> 01:27:19.520
Jay where they're like they're just the

01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:20.239
same. They're just happy.

01:27:19.520 --> 01:27:22.880
>> Chappelle.

01:27:20.238 --> 01:27:25.919
>> Chappelle. Cuz yes, most people go in on

01:27:22.880 --> 01:27:27.840
weed. They still are out in fun.

01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:29.520
>> It's a personality thing. Totally.

01:27:27.840 --> 01:27:29.840
>> They're still still active a lot. Yeah,

01:27:29.520 --> 01:27:31.440
most people.

01:27:29.840 --> 01:27:33.440
>> It's also I think it's a biological

01:27:31.439 --> 01:27:34.238
thing cuz I think it affects people very

01:27:33.439 --> 01:27:35.839
differently. Definitely.

01:27:34.238 --> 01:27:37.198
>> Can you get high when you smoke?

01:27:35.840 --> 01:27:37.600
>> Yeah, Jamie gets smokes.

01:27:37.198 --> 01:27:39.198
>> Okay, cool.

01:27:37.600 --> 01:27:40.239
>> Edibles just don't work on the kid.

01:27:39.198 --> 01:27:42.000
>> That's wild.

01:27:40.238 --> 01:27:42.479
>> Young Jamie shrugs him off. That's

01:27:42.000 --> 01:27:43.760
crazy.

01:27:42.479 --> 01:27:44.479
>> You try to dose him up, he'll smile

01:27:43.760 --> 01:27:45.679
right in your face.

01:27:44.479 --> 01:27:46.479
>> Jamie, I'd like I'd like you to have a

01:27:45.679 --> 01:27:48.399
bruski. What's going on?

01:27:46.479 --> 01:27:49.759
>> It'd be nice. Give it.

01:27:48.399 --> 01:27:50.960
>> We talked about this earlier and I'd

01:27:49.760 --> 01:27:51.280
like I'd love for you to get involved

01:27:50.960 --> 01:27:54.239
today.

01:27:51.279 --> 01:27:55.840
>> You talked to me. I didn't really

01:27:54.238 --> 01:27:56.959
put on the beer. Put on the beer.

01:27:55.840 --> 01:27:59.679
>> All of a sudden, I'm talking. Well, it

01:27:56.960 --> 01:28:01.520
worked. He's drinking.

01:27:59.679 --> 01:28:03.279
>> It works. He said he said something

01:28:01.520 --> 01:28:05.360
nasty and that's fine.

01:28:03.279 --> 01:28:06.960
>> You for that. You talked at me. I'm

01:28:05.359 --> 01:28:07.519
trying to include you and have it. Let's

01:28:06.960 --> 01:28:08.719
have fun.

01:28:07.520 --> 01:28:10.400
>> J's a sassy [ __ ]

01:28:08.719 --> 01:28:11.198
>> He's just being just clarifying.

01:28:10.399 --> 01:28:12.719
>> He's an assassin.

01:28:11.198 --> 01:28:14.079
>> He talked at me. I didn't talk at you.

01:28:12.719 --> 01:28:15.520
How did I talk [laughter] at least was a

01:28:14.079 --> 01:28:16.639
discussion. I mean, it was one.

01:28:15.520 --> 01:28:18.239
>> Yeah, a little discussion. And I said,

01:28:16.639 --> 01:28:19.039
"Let's go watch Sixers Celtics. Let's

01:28:18.238 --> 01:28:19.678
have a couple beers."

01:28:19.039 --> 01:28:23.519
>> That's a great night.

01:28:19.679 --> 01:28:25.279
>> Go to a bar, watch the Celtics.

01:28:23.520 --> 01:28:26.239
>> Peer pressure.

01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:26.639
>> Upload the podcast.

01:28:26.238 --> 01:28:28.879
>> Fun times.

01:28:26.639 --> 01:28:30.159
>> You can upload it with four beers.

01:28:28.880 --> 01:28:31.679
>> You're Pierce Morgan.

01:28:30.158 --> 01:28:32.479
>> Yeah. Leave it till Monday. We don't

01:28:31.679 --> 01:28:34.079
care.

01:28:32.479 --> 01:28:34.799
>> When are you getting that car?

01:28:34.079 --> 01:28:35.359
>> Tomorrow.

01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:37.679
>> Yeah.

01:28:35.359 --> 01:28:38.559
>> A a tree fell on his car.

01:28:37.679 --> 01:28:40.158
>> Crash my car.

01:28:38.560 --> 01:28:41.760
>> Really? From what? The wind's here.

01:28:40.158 --> 01:28:43.198
>> They were doing some [ __ ] road work

01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:46.079
right in front of my house. And the the

01:28:43.198 --> 01:28:49.119
vi the vibrations. [laughter] Oh, they

01:28:46.079 --> 01:28:50.319
they building savage your your your car.

01:28:49.119 --> 01:28:50.639
>> You got second [laughter] tower.

01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:53.439
>> Wow.

01:28:50.639 --> 01:28:54.719
>> I I really did, dude.

01:28:53.439 --> 01:28:57.198
>> The house I live in, I'm renting this

01:28:54.719 --> 01:28:58.960
house. It's like a one of those new

01:28:57.198 --> 01:29:01.279
prefab [ __ ] or whatever those things.

01:28:58.960 --> 01:29:02.960
These new Austin houses, which are all

01:29:01.279 --> 01:29:05.119
the exact same, which I kind of don't

01:29:02.960 --> 01:29:05.679
[ __ ] like at all. Is it the same one

01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:07.679
you've been in?

01:29:05.679 --> 01:29:09.359
>> Yeah. It's like a 15t ceiling for no

01:29:07.679 --> 01:29:11.600
reason. It's one floor.

01:29:09.359 --> 01:29:12.719
>> It looks It has this type of wall that's

01:29:11.600 --> 01:29:14.159
like standard.

01:29:12.719 --> 01:29:15.840
>> It's a beautiful house.

01:29:14.158 --> 01:29:18.000
>> It is very nice. And I've The last house

01:29:15.840 --> 01:29:19.360
I was in was a [ __ ] queen's

01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:21.439
apartment, but

01:29:19.359 --> 01:29:23.679
>> that had more soul than this place.

01:29:21.439 --> 01:29:25.198
>> More soul for sure. But when I first

01:29:23.679 --> 01:29:27.679
walked into the house I'm in now, I was

01:29:25.198 --> 01:29:28.799
like, "Holy [ __ ] this is incredible."

01:29:27.679 --> 01:29:31.279
>> Yeah.

01:29:28.800 --> 01:29:32.800
>> It's not a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] house.

01:29:31.279 --> 01:29:35.198
>> It looks like a house from a porn.

01:29:32.800 --> 01:29:35.600
>> It's an Airbnb, too. It is an Airbnb.

01:29:35.198 --> 01:29:37.599
Yeah.

01:29:35.600 --> 01:29:37.920
>> It is weird how money changes you.

01:29:37.600 --> 01:29:39.520
>> Yeah.

01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:40.158
>> Like it changes what you're accustomed

01:29:39.520 --> 01:29:40.719
to.

01:29:40.158 --> 01:29:42.960
>> Mhm.

01:29:40.719 --> 01:29:44.399
>> You get a little accustom to

01:29:42.960 --> 01:29:45.920
>> I was thinking about this. Yeah. You get

01:29:44.399 --> 01:29:48.399
accustomed to the nice things, but I I

01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:49.199
keep trying to change and I'm just not

01:29:48.399 --> 01:29:49.920
really changing.

01:29:49.198 --> 01:29:52.238
>> What do you mean?

01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:53.920
>> As a human. No. Yeah. The cement is dry.

01:29:52.238 --> 01:29:55.119
You're always mechanicsburg.

01:29:53.920 --> 01:29:56.399
>> Yeah. It's Mechanicsburg. It's light

01:29:55.119 --> 01:29:57.760
beers. It's like all of a sudden I

01:29:56.399 --> 01:29:59.039
realized I'm just getting drunk at

01:29:57.760 --> 01:29:59.520
higher places,

01:29:59.039 --> 01:30:01.039
>> right?

01:29:59.520 --> 01:30:01.600
>> Like I'm just in a taller building

01:30:01.039 --> 01:30:02.960
getting drunk.

01:30:01.600 --> 01:30:05.360
>> Yeah. With more expensive beer.

01:30:02.960 --> 01:30:06.399
>> The exact same.

01:30:05.359 --> 01:30:08.238
Everybody at Deep Creek.

01:30:06.399 --> 01:30:09.519
>> It's the same beer, but the prices Yeah.

01:30:08.238 --> 01:30:11.279
Everybody at Deep Creek was like poor

01:30:09.520 --> 01:30:12.960
white trash in like Maryland. And then

01:30:11.279 --> 01:30:14.238
they like got rich and like when they

01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:15.520
were poor like we could just barely

01:30:14.238 --> 01:30:17.198
afford one Bud Light and now they're

01:30:15.520 --> 01:30:17.600
rich like 10 Bud Lights.

01:30:17.198 --> 01:30:18.238
>> What is it? [laughter]

01:30:17.600 --> 01:30:20.079
>> Deep Creek.

01:30:18.238 --> 01:30:21.759
>> Deep Creek Lake is where pontooners go

01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:22.479
to party.

01:30:21.760 --> 01:30:25.039
>> Where is that?

01:30:22.479 --> 01:30:27.439
>> It's like deep almost by West Virginia.

01:30:25.039 --> 01:30:28.000
>> Manade giant lake. It

01:30:27.439 --> 01:30:29.678
>> rules.

01:30:28.000 --> 01:30:31.920
>> Same with New Orleans. We'd go out to

01:30:29.679 --> 01:30:34.158
the boga and tube all day. Remember

01:30:31.920 --> 01:30:35.440
tubing? You sit on a river with a beer

01:30:34.158 --> 01:30:37.759
and a float in a circle.

01:30:35.439 --> 01:30:38.719
>> You just jump down, walk a long way down

01:30:37.760 --> 01:30:39.920
the [laughter] water.

01:30:38.719 --> 01:30:41.920
>> I think it's good that you're not

01:30:39.920 --> 01:30:43.840
changing. It's a good sign. It'd

01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:45.920
>> be nice if I could.

01:30:43.840 --> 01:30:48.560
>> No, I mean, you change a little. You

01:30:45.920 --> 01:30:50.079
know, you got some good stuff going on.

01:30:48.560 --> 01:30:51.840
>> Literally, if you said this to Shane

01:30:50.079 --> 01:30:53.600
yesterday, if you go, you've changed.

01:30:51.840 --> 01:30:54.319
He'd be like, "What the [ __ ] is that

01:30:53.600 --> 01:30:55.600
supposed to mean?"

01:30:54.319 --> 01:30:56.000
>> Well, it's just wrong.

01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:57.679
>> I know.

01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:58.960
>> And I'd go, "God damn, I wish I could."

01:30:57.679 --> 01:30:59.920
>> He dressed the same,

01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:01.679
>> but you're not going to stay in a

01:30:59.920 --> 01:31:02.239
Holiday Express.

01:31:01.679 --> 01:31:03.440
>> Sure.

01:31:02.238 --> 01:31:05.039
>> You've handled a nice hotel.

01:31:03.439 --> 01:31:06.079
>> You've handled fame very well. You've

01:31:05.039 --> 01:31:07.679
handled it pretty well. You haven't

01:31:06.079 --> 01:31:09.439
gotten weird at all. Now, some people

01:31:07.679 --> 01:31:10.800
get weird just from the pressure of it.

01:31:09.439 --> 01:31:11.279
Almost everybody.

01:31:10.800 --> 01:31:14.159
>> Yeah,

01:31:11.279 --> 01:31:14.639
>> almost everybody. 98% get like

01:31:14.158 --> 01:31:16.000
different.

01:31:14.639 --> 01:31:17.840
>> I'm thinking of eight comics in my head

01:31:16.000 --> 01:31:20.079
right now who have gone full diva.

01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:21.440
>> Yeah, they get weird. It's very strange.

01:31:20.079 --> 01:31:23.679
>> Shane, I know you have not changed.

01:31:21.439 --> 01:31:25.599
>> Oh, the bottom. [laughter]

01:31:23.679 --> 01:31:28.480
>> You've changed, bro. You [ __ ]

01:31:25.600 --> 01:31:30.000
changed. What the [ __ ] Wait,

01:31:28.479 --> 01:31:30.479
[ __ ] [laughter] You work for

01:31:30.000 --> 01:31:34.000
Israel.

01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:36.000
>> Now, this is this is taste of aluminum.

01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:37.760
Some people like the aluminum taste.

01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:38.800
>> Bottle beer taste in a can. commercial.

01:31:37.760 --> 01:31:39.119
I remember when I was little.

01:31:38.800 --> 01:31:40.960
>> What?

01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:42.880
>> It was some It was It was some out some

01:31:40.960 --> 01:31:44.239
beer and they go bottle beer taste in a

01:31:42.880 --> 01:31:45.039
can. I was like, "Is bottle beer

01:31:44.238 --> 01:31:47.198
better?"

01:31:45.039 --> 01:31:48.399
>> People like the aluminum flavor.

01:31:47.198 --> 01:31:52.079
>> Yeah.

01:31:48.399 --> 01:31:53.439
>> I like Give me a glass bottle a lot.

01:31:52.079 --> 01:31:54.960
>> What's this?

01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:56.719
>> Bottle beer tone.

01:31:54.960 --> 01:31:57.359
>> That's what it was.

01:31:56.719 --> 01:31:58.960
>> In a can.

01:31:57.359 --> 01:32:01.279
>> What? My memory served

01:31:58.960 --> 01:32:03.520
>> bad beer across those Keystones.

01:32:01.279 --> 01:32:05.119
>> This is a commercial from 1948.

01:32:03.520 --> 01:32:06.719
>> That's what I remember. grain.

01:32:05.119 --> 01:32:08.880
>> I remember Israel got independence and I

01:32:06.719 --> 01:32:10.639
was watching this commercial. [laughter]

01:32:08.880 --> 01:32:11.279
>> Yo, you guys you guys watch the Hogan

01:32:10.639 --> 01:32:12.639
doc?

01:32:11.279 --> 01:32:14.000
>> It's good. It's great.

01:32:12.639 --> 01:32:15.199
>> I [ __ ] cried. Good.

01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:16.800
>> Really? So good.

01:32:15.198 --> 01:32:17.759
>> When he's getting sued for taking down

01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:18.320
Belzer,

01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:20.480
>> he rules.

01:32:18.319 --> 01:32:22.479
>> And he's like, I was making 3500 a month

01:32:20.479 --> 01:32:24.319
and I'm getting sued for 500,000. I was

01:32:22.479 --> 01:32:25.359
famous but not rich.

01:32:24.319 --> 01:32:26.639
>> And they're like, "What are we going to

01:32:25.359 --> 01:32:28.399
do?" Oh, he rules.

01:32:26.639 --> 01:32:30.480
>> I didn't even know he got sued for that

01:32:28.399 --> 01:32:32.158
>> to go into MSG. I mean, he choked the

01:32:30.479 --> 01:32:34.638
guy unconscious.

01:32:32.158 --> 01:32:36.238
drop too far.

01:32:34.639 --> 01:32:37.359
>> He did. He could have Jon Jones used to

01:32:36.238 --> 01:32:39.039
do this all the time, but at least it

01:32:37.359 --> 01:32:40.479
was soft matte. This was like hard

01:32:39.039 --> 01:32:41.840
floor. He just just like threw.

01:32:40.479 --> 01:32:44.000
>> Yeah, but Jon Jones was doing it in a

01:32:41.840 --> 01:32:46.000
UFC fight against Machito.

01:32:44.000 --> 01:32:47.840
>> Someone who agreed. Yeah, [laughter]

01:32:46.000 --> 01:32:49.439
>> he does it and then he he if he just

01:32:47.840 --> 01:32:50.159
laid him down, it'd be like point

01:32:49.439 --> 01:32:50.638
proven,

01:32:50.158 --> 01:32:53.279
>> right?

01:32:50.639 --> 01:32:56.639
>> But he had to bring it. He's on TV.

01:32:53.279 --> 01:32:58.000
>> Drunk and on steroids and on Coke.

01:32:56.639 --> 01:32:59.760
Someone's like, "Yo, your shit's fake."

01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:00.560
You take it off. Is that what Bowser

01:32:59.760 --> 01:33:02.159
said that he's fake?

01:33:00.560 --> 01:33:03.520
>> It's so funny to him cuz he's like cuz

01:33:02.158 --> 01:33:04.559
he's like, "Oh, you think I'm fake? Is

01:33:03.520 --> 01:33:07.040
that fake?" You're like, "No, but you

01:33:04.560 --> 01:33:07.360
don't do that when I'm talking." It is

01:33:07.039 --> 01:33:08.719
fake.

01:33:07.359 --> 01:33:10.960
>> Do you remember when John Staceil

01:33:08.719 --> 01:33:12.880
confronted that wrestler backstage and

01:33:10.960 --> 01:33:14.239
the wrestler just [ __ ] slapped him a

01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:15.520
bunch of times? Slapped the [ __ ] out of

01:33:14.238 --> 01:33:16.238
him. I think that ruined that guy's

01:33:15.520 --> 01:33:17.120
career though. I think

01:33:16.238 --> 01:33:17.678
>> Staceel the wrestler.

01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:18.238
>> The wrestler.

01:33:17.679 --> 01:33:19.279
>> Yeah.

01:33:18.238 --> 01:33:20.799
>> Uh I never heard of this.

01:33:19.279 --> 01:33:21.279
>> I don't know. I think Who was the

01:33:20.800 --> 01:33:22.320
wrestler?

01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:23.599
>> Staceel's still around.

01:33:22.319 --> 01:33:24.799
>> Staceel's still around. But I think it

01:33:23.600 --> 01:33:25.280
ruined the wrestler's career.

01:33:24.800 --> 01:33:26.639
>> Whoa.

01:33:25.279 --> 01:33:28.479
>> Cuz he beat the [ __ ] out of He looks

01:33:26.639 --> 01:33:29.520
like I feel like he in my head he looks

01:33:28.479 --> 01:33:31.599
like Sid Vicious or

01:33:29.520 --> 01:33:33.440
>> Well, he's a giant dude and he [ __ ]

01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:35.199
slapped him open palm to the ear, which

01:33:33.439 --> 01:33:37.119
could definitely make you go deaf.

01:33:35.198 --> 01:33:39.839
>> But I mean, if you told BJ Penn in his

01:33:37.119 --> 01:33:40.960
prime or or or or or anybody like, "I

01:33:39.840 --> 01:33:42.159
think what you do is fake." They'd be

01:33:40.960 --> 01:33:44.560
like, "It's not."

01:33:42.158 --> 01:33:46.960
>> John Stace was slapped twice by WWF

01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:48.400
wrestled Dr. D. David Schultz backstage

01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:51.600
Madison Square Garden after calling pro

01:33:48.399 --> 01:33:53.198
wrestling fake during a 2020 expose. The

01:33:51.600 --> 01:33:55.199
incident left Stacele with pain and

01:33:53.198 --> 01:33:56.799
ringing in his ears leading to a lawsuit

01:33:55.198 --> 01:33:57.599
against WWF.

01:33:56.800 --> 01:33:59.600
>> Jewish wrestling.

01:33:57.600 --> 01:34:00.079
>> You think he made money? Oh, you slipped

01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:01.039
right out.

01:34:00.079 --> 01:34:02.639
>> [ __ ] It was like bad.

01:34:01.039 --> 01:34:02.960
>> At least he's not pissing in a kombucha

01:34:02.639 --> 01:34:03.679
jar.

01:34:02.960 --> 01:34:04.239
>> He probably is.

01:34:03.679 --> 01:34:06.319
>> Give it on.

01:34:04.238 --> 01:34:08.879
>> But here it is. So, he's grabbing him.

01:34:06.319 --> 01:34:11.198
He gets him in this sleeper hold and he

01:34:08.880 --> 01:34:12.639
go he slumps and then he just drops him.

01:34:11.198 --> 01:34:13.759
>> Head hit the hit the floor.

01:34:12.639 --> 01:34:14.079
>> How professional is he though when he

01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:16.880
gets

01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:19.198
>> incident is from a 1985 episode of

01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:21.760
>> What the [ __ ] H.

01:34:19.198 --> 01:34:22.638
So Bzer was talking [ __ ] saying it was

01:34:21.760 --> 01:34:24.079
fake.

01:34:22.639 --> 01:34:24.719
>> Great host, though. He pops right up and

01:34:24.079 --> 01:34:25.760
goes commercial.

01:34:24.719 --> 01:34:28.399
>> All right, we'll be right back.

01:34:25.760 --> 01:34:30.320
>> Yeah, heads bleeding and everything.

01:34:28.399 --> 01:34:32.000
>> That is crazy. Oh, wow. Look at the

01:34:30.319 --> 01:34:32.639
blood on the back of his head.

01:34:32.000 --> 01:34:34.158
>> You know who.

01:34:32.639 --> 01:34:35.520
>> It's spurting out onto his jacket. Look

01:34:34.158 --> 01:34:36.719
at that.

01:34:35.520 --> 01:34:37.520
>> What a pro.

01:34:36.719 --> 01:34:38.560
>> Yeah, that is

01:34:37.520 --> 01:34:40.880
>> Chris Rock could have learned that.

01:34:38.560 --> 01:34:42.000
>> Quite professional. He seems happy.

01:34:40.880 --> 01:34:43.920
>> Look at Mr. T. That

01:34:42.000 --> 01:34:45.119
>> he doesn't seem upset at all. And then

01:34:43.920 --> 01:34:47.679
he sued.

01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:50.639
>> Yep. But you got to be a pro,

01:34:47.679 --> 01:34:51.279
>> but also you got to be,

01:34:50.639 --> 01:34:54.480
>> you know,

01:34:51.279 --> 01:34:57.039
>> that makes head look like Kennedy.

01:34:54.479 --> 01:34:58.879
>> $400,000 settlement. Famously used the

01:34:57.039 --> 01:35:01.359
money to buy a home in France. Jokingly

01:34:58.880 --> 01:35:01.920
named it Chezza Hogan.

01:35:01.359 --> 01:35:03.599
>> That's fun.

01:35:01.920 --> 01:35:05.359
>> He bought a house in France. He lived in

01:35:03.600 --> 01:35:06.719
France for a while and then he was a

01:35:05.359 --> 01:35:08.960
Jew. He's had to be.

01:35:06.719 --> 01:35:10.239
>> Sounds like got a lawsuit for that.

01:35:08.960 --> 01:35:11.600
>> Latigious.

01:35:10.238 --> 01:35:13.439
>> Yeah. He didn't used to pay medical

01:35:11.600 --> 01:35:15.280
bills. He bought a house. It's like that

01:35:13.439 --> 01:35:17.039
means that's a bonus in France.

01:35:15.279 --> 01:35:18.800
>> It's a Jew move. And I think he was

01:35:17.039 --> 01:35:20.639
still doing that Law and Order show and

01:35:18.800 --> 01:35:21.840
just flying back and forth to France.

01:35:20.639 --> 01:35:23.679
>> Met him once. It's the funniest thing

01:35:21.840 --> 01:35:25.199
cuz I saw him in like early early like

01:35:23.679 --> 01:35:25.840
doing those late night shows, you know,

01:35:25.198 --> 01:35:26.158
as a kid.

01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:27.039
>> Mhm.

01:35:26.158 --> 01:35:28.799
>> And it was like, "Oh, that's a

01:35:27.039 --> 01:35:30.960
comedian." And then he's done a lot of

01:35:28.800 --> 01:35:31.679
comics have this trajectory. Do nothing

01:35:30.960 --> 01:35:32.239
comedic.

01:35:31.679 --> 01:35:34.480
>> Yep.

01:35:32.238 --> 01:35:36.399
>> It's like comedic, coded, serious.

01:35:34.479 --> 01:35:38.718
>> Well, he was a comic. He did a lot of

01:35:36.399 --> 01:35:40.158
comedy. I saw him do standup in Boston

01:35:38.719 --> 01:35:41.439
in the 80s.

01:35:40.158 --> 01:35:43.359
>> Then he became like just serious. It's

01:35:41.439 --> 01:35:44.479
just a funny guy in serious roles and

01:35:43.359 --> 01:35:46.000
not even that funny.

01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:48.559
>> No. And then drop standup.

01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:49.279
>> Well, I think it's just money and ease.

01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:51.039
>> It's so easy.

01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:52.960
>> It's that velvet prison. They start

01:35:51.039 --> 01:35:55.279
giving you money. You start showing up.

01:35:52.960 --> 01:35:56.560
You service. You're eating.

01:35:55.279 --> 01:35:59.039
>> Stand up is a blue.

01:35:56.560 --> 01:36:00.480
>> Also, his coworker is a guy who made a

01:35:59.039 --> 01:36:02.399
song called Cop Killer. Like, he's like,

01:36:00.479 --> 01:36:03.599
"All right, I'm rich. I'm rich now, too.

01:36:02.399 --> 01:36:04.238
We're both rich. Don't even worry about

01:36:03.600 --> 01:36:04.719
who we used to be.

01:36:04.238 --> 01:36:05.519
>> Maloney."

01:36:04.719 --> 01:36:06.319
>> Yeah.

01:36:05.520 --> 01:36:08.706
>> That's interesting.

01:36:06.319 --> 01:36:08.706
>> Chris Maloney. [laughter]

01:36:09.039 --> 01:36:10.800
>> Just kidding.

01:36:09.439 --> 01:36:12.158
>> Yeah. Eventually they go, "I'm just not

01:36:10.800 --> 01:36:13.600
that. I'm not 25 anymore."

01:36:12.158 --> 01:36:15.679
>> I know, but I mean it's still like

01:36:13.600 --> 01:36:16.560
Carlin did it till he died.

01:36:15.679 --> 01:36:18.079
>> Was the real one.

01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:19.920
>> Yeah. Rickles. Rickles did it till he

01:36:18.079 --> 01:36:22.000
died. Rivers was like

01:36:19.920 --> 01:36:22.719
anti-establishment. Never changed who he

01:36:22.000 --> 01:36:24.399
was. And it was

01:36:22.719 --> 01:36:25.119
>> Tell us what Bzer was beginning in the

01:36:24.399 --> 01:36:27.759
beginning.

01:36:25.119 --> 01:36:30.399
>> He was kind of very conspiracy theory.

01:36:27.760 --> 01:36:32.400
He wrote a book on Elvis, Bigfoot, and

01:36:30.399 --> 01:36:33.439
flying saucers, I think, was the book. I

01:36:32.399 --> 01:36:35.439
read it back in the day. It's a

01:36:33.439 --> 01:36:36.879
conspiracy theory book by Belzer.

01:36:35.439 --> 01:36:37.439
>> Five different conspiracy books.

01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:40.319
>> Did he really?

01:36:37.439 --> 01:36:41.839
>> What the [ __ ] UFOs, JFKs, and Elvis.

01:36:40.319 --> 01:36:42.559
Conspiracies you don't have to be CRAZY

01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:43.360
TO BELIEVE.

01:36:42.560 --> 01:36:44.800
>> WOW.

01:36:43.359 --> 01:36:46.639
>> Dead wrong. Straight facts on the

01:36:44.800 --> 01:36:48.400
country's most controversial cover-ups.

01:36:46.639 --> 01:36:50.800
Hit list. An in-depth investigation to

01:36:48.399 --> 01:36:51.519
mysterious deaths of witnesses. The JFK

01:36:50.800 --> 01:36:52.960
assassination.

01:36:51.520 --> 01:36:53.280
>> Wow. He's ahead of his time with that

01:36:52.960 --> 01:36:54.880
[ __ ]

01:36:53.279 --> 01:36:56.880
>> Yeah, he's he was an interesting guy.

01:36:54.880 --> 01:36:58.719
>> Juvenon.

01:36:56.880 --> 01:37:00.639
>> Very interesting guy.

01:36:58.719 --> 01:37:02.158
>> Wow. He people loved him. He was a

01:37:00.639 --> 01:37:04.000
respected comedian. He was a crowdwork

01:37:02.158 --> 01:37:06.399
guy. He was like the host. He was always

01:37:04.000 --> 01:37:08.479
the host. Crowd work for SNL FOR FIVE

01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:08.960
YEARS. OH,

01:37:08.479 --> 01:37:10.879
>> REALLY?

01:37:08.960 --> 01:37:13.359
>> Crowd warm-up.

01:37:10.880 --> 01:37:14.560
>> Back in the day, he was, you know, like

01:37:13.359 --> 01:37:14.799
a comics comic.

01:37:14.560 --> 01:37:16.639
>> Yeah.

01:37:14.800 --> 01:37:18.480
>> But there was a bunch of those like like

01:37:16.639 --> 01:37:19.520
Leno was the comics comic. Totally.

01:37:18.479 --> 01:37:20.638
>> Back in the day.

01:37:19.520 --> 01:37:22.320
>> When I started, they were like the

01:37:20.639 --> 01:37:23.840
second best. They also prior, but like

01:37:22.319 --> 01:37:25.118
the second best comic. Who is who is

01:37:23.840 --> 01:37:26.560
that going to be? And a lot of people

01:37:25.118 --> 01:37:27.198
were like, it was Leno. I'm like, isn't

01:37:26.560 --> 01:37:27.600
>> that nuts?

01:37:27.198 --> 01:37:28.238
>> Yeah.

01:37:27.600 --> 01:37:30.000
>> What?

01:37:28.238 --> 01:37:31.279
>> Apparently in the 70s was a [ __ ]

01:37:30.000 --> 01:37:32.960
animal.

01:37:31.279 --> 01:37:34.880
>> Like you get that for a reason.

01:37:32.960 --> 01:37:36.399
>> Yeah. You get you don't just some open

01:37:34.880 --> 01:37:38.079
micer who gets a Tonight Show.

01:37:36.399 --> 01:37:41.118
>> Yeah, but it's that thing. The Tonight

01:37:38.079 --> 01:37:44.936
Show was just the golden thing. Oh, he's

01:37:41.118 --> 01:37:45.519
got the [ __ ] He's got glasses on now.

01:37:44.936 --> 01:37:47.920
[laughter]

01:37:45.520 --> 01:37:50.800
>> Eagles.

01:37:47.920 --> 01:37:52.319
The 70s was like the golden era for

01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:54.320
those kind of comics.

01:37:52.319 --> 01:37:56.399
>> Yeah. I mean, you had Carlin was he got

01:37:54.319 --> 01:37:57.599
I think four heart attacks from Coke.

01:37:56.399 --> 01:37:59.279
>> Whoa. Really?

01:37:57.600 --> 01:38:00.960
>> Something like that. Yeah.

01:37:59.279 --> 01:38:02.800
>> Maybe Prior was four and he was three,

01:38:00.960 --> 01:38:04.239
but they were both up there. Jesus

01:38:02.800 --> 01:38:04.960
Christ. I didn't know Carlin had that

01:38:04.238 --> 01:38:07.279
many heart attacks.

01:38:04.960 --> 01:38:09.359
>> I mean, give it a go, GMO. I could be.

01:38:07.279 --> 01:38:11.198
>> How many heart attacks did Carl He had?

01:38:09.359 --> 01:38:11.920
Three heart attacks. Cocaine.

01:38:11.198 --> 01:38:14.158
>> Yeah.

01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:15.760
>> We also had a pill problem for a while.

01:38:14.158 --> 01:38:17.039
He had to get off pills. This is like

01:38:15.760 --> 01:38:17.440
later in his life,

01:38:17.039 --> 01:38:19.039
>> right?

01:38:17.439 --> 01:38:19.919
>> Like late late in his life, he was

01:38:19.039 --> 01:38:20.880
hooked on the pills.

01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:23.279
>> Oh, yeah.

01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:24.800
>> Carlin. Yeah. Late in his life. Deep

01:38:23.279 --> 01:38:26.960
into his 60s and 70s. I think

01:38:24.800 --> 01:38:29.440
>> he was the coolest of all the old

01:38:26.960 --> 01:38:32.399
amazing guys I met. Up there for sure.

01:38:29.439 --> 01:38:33.118
But like I had to go get him a sandwich

01:38:32.399 --> 01:38:33.359
in the door.

01:38:33.118 --> 01:38:34.880
>> What?

01:38:33.359 --> 01:38:35.439
>> He did like a month at the store.

01:38:34.880 --> 01:38:36.719
>> Shut up.

01:38:35.439 --> 01:38:37.678
>> Yeah. Month of main room shows.

01:38:36.719 --> 01:38:38.560
>> Oh yeah.

01:38:37.679 --> 01:38:39.199
>> Year.

01:38:38.560 --> 01:38:41.360
>> Uh 20

01:38:39.198 --> 01:38:41.678
>> 2001 2002 2003.

01:38:41.359 --> 01:38:43.519
>> Wow.

01:38:41.679 --> 01:38:45.039
>> And I got him a green blast. I go here

01:38:43.520 --> 01:38:46.560
go. He gave me 20 bucks. I was like,

01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:49.439
"Oh, no, no, man. They covered it." He

01:38:46.560 --> 01:38:50.960
goes, "I know. It's for [laughter] you."

01:38:49.439 --> 01:38:52.799
I was like, "Oh, all right. Sorry, Mr.

01:38:50.960 --> 01:38:55.359
Carly." Go, don't call me that.

01:38:52.800 --> 01:38:56.960
>> He was cool. He was very unassuming. He

01:38:55.359 --> 01:38:58.479
was hanging out in the back area by the

01:38:56.960 --> 01:39:00.399
parking lot. He would also sit in the

01:38:58.479 --> 01:39:02.718
back in Mitsy's chair, you know that.

01:39:00.399 --> 01:39:04.638
And and if you did well, he stayed over

01:39:02.719 --> 01:39:05.760
mic sometimes. But only if you did well,

01:39:04.639 --> 01:39:06.079
he'd be like, "Good job, man."

01:39:05.760 --> 01:39:07.360
>> Wow.

01:39:06.079 --> 01:39:08.719
>> And then other people didn't. And he'd

01:39:07.359 --> 01:39:09.039
be like, "Hi."

01:39:08.719 --> 01:39:11.760
>> Yeah.

01:39:09.039 --> 01:39:13.760
>> Wow. He zing me pretty good once. Comic.

01:39:11.760 --> 01:39:15.679
>> I I did a he did a book signing cuz he

01:39:13.760 --> 01:39:17.600
had all those books. And I brought like

01:39:15.679 --> 01:39:19.199
four books to meet him at Borders on

01:39:17.600 --> 01:39:20.239
Wall Street. And I waited in line and

01:39:19.198 --> 01:39:21.599
all these people are going like, "I love

01:39:20.238 --> 01:39:23.039
you in Jersey girl. I love you in Bill

01:39:21.600 --> 01:39:24.639
and Teds." I was like, "Ah, these people

01:39:23.039 --> 01:39:26.399
don't know comedy." So I went up and I

01:39:24.639 --> 01:39:28.239
was like, "I love this this special.

01:39:26.399 --> 01:39:29.759
Back in town, amazing, whatever." And he

01:39:28.238 --> 01:39:31.519
goes, "What do you do?" I go, "I'm a

01:39:29.760 --> 01:39:33.360
com." He goes, "Yeah, you got a real

01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:34.080
talent for jacking around." That's what

01:39:33.359 --> 01:39:34.880
he said.

01:39:34.079 --> 01:39:35.840
>> Jacking around?

01:39:34.880 --> 01:39:36.960
>> I don't even know what that means.

01:39:35.840 --> 01:39:39.199
What's jacking around mean?

01:39:36.960 --> 01:39:41.118
>> It seemed like he hated me. [laughter]

01:39:39.198 --> 01:39:42.399
>> You got a real talent for jacking

01:39:41.118 --> 01:39:43.839
around.

01:39:42.399 --> 01:39:44.960
>> He goes, "You sound like a comic." I go,

01:39:43.840 --> 01:39:46.079
"Oh, yeah." He goes, "Yeah, you got a

01:39:44.960 --> 01:39:47.198
real talent for jacking around."

01:39:46.079 --> 01:39:48.719
>> Jacking around.

01:39:47.198 --> 01:39:49.039
>> I don't know what that means, but I I'll

01:39:48.719 --> 01:39:50.239
take it.

01:39:49.039 --> 01:39:52.000
>> 70s lingo.

01:39:50.238 --> 01:39:53.759
>> Yeah. I mean, he was around in the day

01:39:52.000 --> 01:39:55.439
when Lenny Bruce was around. Oh yeah, he

01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:56.000
got arrested at his show.

01:39:55.439 --> 01:39:57.279
>> Did he really?

01:39:56.000 --> 01:39:58.639
>> He got arrested with Lenny Bruce.

01:39:57.279 --> 01:40:00.719
>> Yeah, they were in the same cop car.

01:39:58.639 --> 01:40:01.279
Really? That's a big story.

01:40:00.719 --> 01:40:04.719
>> That was his hero.

01:40:01.279 --> 01:40:05.118
>> Cara came in shoplift.

01:40:04.719 --> 01:40:06.079
>> What?

01:40:05.118 --> 01:40:06.960
>> Delete that, Jamie.

01:40:06.079 --> 01:40:07.439
>> No. [laughter]

01:40:06.960 --> 01:40:08.319
Jamie.

01:40:07.439 --> 01:40:10.638
>> Jamie, delete that, please.

01:40:08.319 --> 01:40:12.238
>> That was a Keep it dry.

01:40:10.639 --> 01:40:15.520
>> Jamie, delete that, please. [laughter]

01:40:12.238 --> 01:40:16.238
>> I didn't catch it out. We didn't even

01:40:15.520 --> 01:40:18.320
know you were joking.

01:40:16.238 --> 01:40:18.799
>> We all tried to sort it out like what am

01:40:18.319 --> 01:40:20.319
I messing up?

01:40:18.800 --> 01:40:22.849
>> What does he mean by Leave it to Israel

01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:22.849
to bomb? [laughter]

01:40:27.679 --> 01:40:30.319
Oh, those guys paved the [ __ ] road.

01:40:29.920 --> 01:40:30.880
>> Mhm.

01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:32.719
>> Tell you that.

01:40:30.880 --> 01:40:34.480
>> Getting arrested for jokes. Forget a

01:40:32.719 --> 01:40:35.198
heckler or some blogger.

01:40:34.479 --> 01:40:36.158
>> What? Ruined

01:40:35.198 --> 01:40:38.000
>> going to jail.

01:40:36.158 --> 01:40:39.359
>> Ruined Lenny Bruce's life. Like at the

01:40:38.000 --> 01:40:40.960
end of his life, he was just reading off

01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:42.399
court transcripts on stage and the

01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:43.679
people get so bummed out. They're like,

01:40:42.399 --> 01:40:45.439
"Hey, tell some jokes."

01:40:43.679 --> 01:40:45.760
>> Yeah. Like we're here for you to do the

01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:47.759
thing.

01:40:45.760 --> 01:40:50.560
>> There's video of it. I bought video back

01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:53.280
in the day, VHS tapes of his recordings,

01:40:50.560 --> 01:40:55.520
and one of the recordings was him on

01:40:53.279 --> 01:40:57.118
stage in this small club like just

01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:57.600
reading off court transcripts.

01:40:57.118 --> 01:40:58.559
>> Oh.

01:40:57.600 --> 01:40:59.840
>> And it was just terrible.

01:40:58.560 --> 01:41:01.039
>> It's like guys who get canceled and

01:40:59.840 --> 01:41:01.679
that's all they talk about,

01:41:01.039 --> 01:41:02.639
>> right?

01:41:01.679 --> 01:41:03.840
>> That's what happens.

01:41:02.639 --> 01:41:05.760
>> Yeah.

01:41:03.840 --> 01:41:07.199
>> Becomes their thing. It's so crazy. You

01:41:05.760 --> 01:41:08.960
did an off-handed thing and then now

01:41:07.198 --> 01:41:10.879
it's your everything.

01:41:08.960 --> 01:41:12.399
>> You got beaten one race by a chick and

01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:14.719
now that's your whole life

01:41:12.399 --> 01:41:16.399
>> by a trans chick. That one, she went

01:41:14.719 --> 01:41:18.079
nuts. That girl who lost who came in

01:41:16.399 --> 01:41:19.359
fifth at a [ __ ] race by a trans

01:41:18.079 --> 01:41:19.840
>> Hold on a second. That one's kind of

01:41:19.359 --> 01:41:21.599
fair.

01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:22.719
>> Yeah, that's a different she go. Why the

01:41:21.600 --> 01:41:24.079
[ __ ] is this allowed?

01:41:22.719 --> 01:41:24.560
>> Not 10 years later.

01:41:24.079 --> 01:41:25.519
>> What are you talking about? [snorts]

01:41:24.560 --> 01:41:27.199
>> She still made her life.

01:41:25.520 --> 01:41:27.520
>> What are you a comic? Got beaten in a

01:41:27.198 --> 01:41:28.158
race.

01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:30.719
>> Not a comic.

01:41:28.158 --> 01:41:32.238
>> He's talking about like your analogies.

01:41:30.719 --> 01:41:32.880
Female athlete who lost to a trans

01:41:32.238 --> 01:41:34.079
athlete.

01:41:32.880 --> 01:41:34.800
>> She's going we should have laws about

01:41:34.079 --> 01:41:36.319
this.

01:41:34.800 --> 01:41:38.079
>> Which one? Oh, that's Riley Gains.

01:41:36.319 --> 01:41:39.840
>> It's her whole [ __ ] personality now.

01:41:38.079 --> 01:41:42.719
She didn't go to school for that. She

01:41:39.840 --> 01:41:44.319
was on a track. One thing happened and

01:41:42.719 --> 01:41:45.520
that she's like completely changed. Same

01:41:44.319 --> 01:41:46.319
as when comics get cancelceled. It's

01:41:45.520 --> 01:41:47.520
like, "Oh, it's all beautiful."

01:41:46.319 --> 01:41:49.439
>> She actually had a good point because

01:41:47.520 --> 01:41:53.520
not only did she not lose to that

01:41:49.439 --> 01:41:55.599
person, the Leah guy, but tied. And then

01:41:53.520 --> 01:41:57.920
the Leah guy got the trophy and not

01:41:55.600 --> 01:42:00.000
>> No, no, but there's more to that.

01:41:57.920 --> 01:42:00.480
>> No, they tied for fourth.

01:42:00.000 --> 01:42:02.079
>> Yeah.

01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:03.759
>> Fourth and fifth. And they go, "Hey, we

01:42:02.079 --> 01:42:05.439
only have four trophies. We're going to

01:42:03.760 --> 01:42:07.440
get killed if we don't give it to the

01:42:05.439 --> 01:42:07.759
trans lady. Can we just send you one

01:42:07.439 --> 01:42:09.439
later?"

01:42:07.760 --> 01:42:10.800
>> Do you know how crazy that is, though?

01:42:09.439 --> 01:42:12.158
Do you know how crazy that is? Get it.

01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:13.520
Give it to a guy who pretended.

01:42:12.158 --> 01:42:15.599
>> I'd be mad if that was at a [ __ ]

01:42:13.520 --> 01:42:17.040
comedy competition that no one saw.

01:42:15.600 --> 01:42:17.440
>> No, they'll say, "We'll send it to you

01:42:17.039 --> 01:42:18.800
next week."

01:42:17.439 --> 01:42:20.079
>> Well, wait. Why is the guy coming in

01:42:18.800 --> 01:42:21.119
fourth? He should be one.

01:42:20.079 --> 01:42:22.158
>> Yeah, for sure.

01:42:21.118 --> 01:42:22.960
>> This guy sucks.

01:42:22.158 --> 01:42:24.079
>> All of them lost.

01:42:22.960 --> 01:42:25.359
>> Well, he sucked.

01:42:24.079 --> 01:42:27.118
>> First, second, and third. And none of

01:42:25.359 --> 01:42:28.319
these people involved came in first,

01:42:27.118 --> 01:42:29.839
second, and third. First, second, and

01:42:28.319 --> 01:42:31.039
third nobody cares about.

01:42:29.840 --> 01:42:32.239
>> Fourth, and fifth is what they're

01:42:31.039 --> 01:42:34.079
arguing about.

01:42:32.238 --> 01:42:36.158
>> Wait, I I don't understand what your

01:42:34.079 --> 01:42:37.279
argument is, though. Is like who cares?

01:42:36.158 --> 01:42:38.879
is like, "Yeah, obvious."

01:42:37.279 --> 01:42:40.000
>> No, no, no. To make it your whole life

01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:41.440
after that is what you're saying about

01:42:40.000 --> 01:42:41.920
cancelled comics where they they become

01:42:41.439 --> 01:42:42.799
that thing.

01:42:41.920 --> 01:42:46.000
>> I understand, but

01:42:42.800 --> 01:42:46.880
>> she was going to school for not that and

01:42:46.000 --> 01:42:48.399
now that's her job.

01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:49.600
>> Here's what they're going to school for.

01:42:48.399 --> 01:42:50.079
>> You're saying it changed your whole

01:42:49.600 --> 01:42:51.520
trajectory.

01:42:50.079 --> 01:42:53.039
>> What'd you go to school for, [ __ ]

01:42:51.520 --> 01:42:54.960
>> English, literature, breaking down

01:42:53.039 --> 01:42:56.319
analysis of life and stuff.

01:42:54.960 --> 01:42:57.279
>> Are you doing well on that right now?

01:42:56.319 --> 01:42:58.559
>> Yeah, pretty much.

01:42:57.279 --> 01:43:00.800
>> Yeah, you're doing terrible. [laughter]

01:42:58.560 --> 01:43:01.119
This moment right here that's failing

01:43:00.800 --> 01:43:02.800
you.

01:43:01.118 --> 01:43:04.399
>> No, you say these cancel comments go and

01:43:02.800 --> 01:43:07.119
they can make that their whole life.

01:43:04.399 --> 01:43:08.879
This chick is not doing that. She tied a

01:43:07.118 --> 01:43:09.920
race for fourth and fifth and now that's

01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:11.440
all she does for a living.

01:43:09.920 --> 01:43:13.039
>> What is an example of a canceled comic

01:43:11.439 --> 01:43:15.439
that's made it their whole life.

01:43:13.039 --> 01:43:15.920
>> Like who what I don't want to name

01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:16.399
anybody,

01:43:15.920 --> 01:43:17.760
>> right?

01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:18.399
>> But you we've just talked about that.

01:43:17.760 --> 01:43:19.679
There's a lot of

01:43:18.399 --> 01:43:20.399
>> I understand I understand what you're

01:43:19.679 --> 01:43:20.960
saying.

01:43:20.399 --> 01:43:22.158
>> Sort of.

01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:22.960
>> Jew is on Netflix.

01:43:22.158 --> 01:43:24.479
>> Jew's on Netflix.

01:43:22.960 --> 01:43:26.639
>> It's on Netflix now. That is pretty cool

01:43:24.479 --> 01:43:27.678
that Netflix bought it out on YouTube.

01:43:26.639 --> 01:43:29.440
>> They didn't buy it. THEY'RE JUST PUTTING

01:43:27.679 --> 01:43:32.800
IT UP.

01:43:29.439 --> 01:43:34.399
>> [ __ ] JESUS.

01:43:32.800 --> 01:43:35.440
It was already on YouTube.

01:43:34.399 --> 01:43:36.960
No, I'm totally happy with it.

01:43:35.439 --> 01:43:38.479
>> Can you keep it on YouTube as well or

01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:39.760
you have to take it down? Hey, that's

01:43:38.479 --> 01:43:40.638
very How many views did it have on

01:43:39.760 --> 01:43:41.119
YouTube?

01:43:40.639 --> 01:43:42.159
>> Millions.

01:43:41.118 --> 01:43:44.000
>> 8 million.

01:43:42.158 --> 01:43:45.359
>> 8 million. It should have been six.

01:43:44.000 --> 01:43:47.520
>> That would have been great.

01:43:45.359 --> 01:43:48.639
>> Shane at the creek is like 50.

01:43:47.520 --> 01:43:50.880
>> That's insane.

01:43:48.639 --> 01:43:53.199
>> Yeah. There's a Indian guy that broke

01:43:50.880 --> 01:43:53.760
the record in a week.

01:43:53.198 --> 01:43:56.319
>> Wow.

01:43:53.760 --> 01:43:57.360
>> Oh, is that Indian comic put it up and I

01:43:56.319 --> 01:43:59.118
somebody sent it to me and they're like,

01:43:57.359 --> 01:44:00.719
he broke your record in a week.

01:43:59.118 --> 01:44:02.880
>> Dang. 55.

01:44:00.719 --> 01:44:04.239
>> Is it in Indian? Is it in Hindu?

01:44:02.880 --> 01:44:05.840
>> Yeah. Is it the Canadian guy?

01:44:04.238 --> 01:44:08.319
>> 50 languages.

01:44:05.840 --> 01:44:09.920
>> Yeah, he's going crazy. So, there's

01:44:08.319 --> 01:44:11.920
billions of them.

01:44:09.920 --> 01:44:13.600
>> But how do you know with the This is a

01:44:11.920 --> 01:44:15.279
thing with views these days, though.

01:44:13.600 --> 01:44:16.079
There's companies that will jack your

01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:16.639
views up.

01:44:16.079 --> 01:44:17.760
>> Yeah, but that's

01:44:16.639 --> 01:44:19.039
>> Sure. You got to pay for that.

01:44:17.760 --> 01:44:20.639
>> Yeah, but you could pay for it, but you

01:44:19.039 --> 01:44:22.238
could get millions of views that way.

01:44:20.639 --> 01:44:23.279
>> You can see the difference in like we

01:44:22.238 --> 01:44:23.839
always do this when we talk [ __ ] about

01:44:23.279 --> 01:44:24.399
people who do it.

01:44:23.840 --> 01:44:26.000
>> Engagement.

01:44:24.399 --> 01:44:28.079
>> Yeah. They're like they're like 5

01:44:26.000 --> 01:44:30.158
million views, 30 comments.

01:44:28.079 --> 01:44:31.679
>> Right. What's up, bro? What's that

01:44:30.158 --> 01:44:33.359
about? Right. Right. Right.

01:44:31.679 --> 01:44:34.719
>> And what is a view? How much of you do

01:44:33.359 --> 01:44:36.079
you have to watch for a view to count?

01:44:34.719 --> 01:44:37.198
>> I think it's just a click and click off

01:44:36.079 --> 01:44:38.000
counts as a view.

01:44:37.198 --> 01:44:39.519
>> That's a good question.

01:44:38.000 --> 01:44:41.840
>> The best is when you send someone uh

01:44:39.520 --> 01:44:43.520
like an agent or something like a clip,

01:44:41.840 --> 01:44:44.560
you know, for them to see and they go,

01:44:43.520 --> 01:44:45.760
"We watched it. We're not happy with

01:44:44.560 --> 01:44:47.360
it." And you look at it like, "It still

01:44:45.760 --> 01:44:49.039
has zero views."

01:44:47.359 --> 01:44:50.238
>> It's a private clip.

01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:52.002
>> You definitely didn't watch it.

01:44:50.238 --> 01:44:52.799
>> We liked it. We're not happy with it.

01:44:52.002 --> 01:44:54.960
[laughter]

01:44:52.800 --> 01:44:57.279
>> Or or more embarrassing when someone

01:44:54.960 --> 01:44:58.960
sends you something like I just did.

01:44:57.279 --> 01:45:00.960
That guy sent me something and I've

01:44:58.960 --> 01:45:02.880
watched it 30 times. Oh, over and over.

01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:04.000
>> And it's just me and he's going to see

01:45:02.880 --> 01:45:05.440
all the views are just me [laughter]

01:45:04.000 --> 01:45:07.359
going private private.

01:45:05.439 --> 01:45:08.799
>> Oh, that's so sick.

01:45:07.359 --> 01:45:10.479
>> Oh, that's so sick.

01:45:08.800 --> 01:45:12.880
>> I feel bad for Young Comics. Everything

01:45:10.479 --> 01:45:14.158
is about views, shares, number,

01:45:12.880 --> 01:45:16.000
followers. How many followers do you

01:45:14.158 --> 01:45:17.759
have? It's not even about funny.

01:45:16.000 --> 01:45:18.319
>> Yeah, it's not. I still think it is

01:45:17.760 --> 01:45:18.719
though.

01:45:18.319 --> 01:45:20.399
>> It is.

01:45:18.719 --> 01:45:21.760
>> I think eventually the cream rises, but

01:45:20.399 --> 01:45:22.479
managers will literally be like, "We got

01:45:21.760 --> 01:45:23.440
to hire this guy."

01:45:22.479 --> 01:45:24.158
>> They don't know [ __ ]

01:45:23.439 --> 01:45:25.039
>> Well, yeah.

01:45:24.158 --> 01:45:26.479
>> It's kind of like the industry in

01:45:25.039 --> 01:45:28.158
general. They're like, "How much money

01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:30.319
did your movie make?" And then if they

01:45:28.158 --> 01:45:31.839
don't mind getting an Oscar nomination,

01:45:30.319 --> 01:45:33.198
but that's not what they're really in it

01:45:31.840 --> 01:45:35.520
for.

01:45:33.198 --> 01:45:37.919
>> I just with the comics today being

01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:39.840
worried about you got to put out click

01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:41.600
or clips, you got to do that. It's like

01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:42.400
sure. Yeah. It's like do it, but it's

01:45:41.600 --> 01:45:43.119
like

01:45:42.399 --> 01:45:45.759
>> build an act.

01:45:43.118 --> 01:45:47.519
>> I don't know. I comedians always have

01:45:45.760 --> 01:45:49.199
excuses for why they're not successful,

01:45:47.520 --> 01:45:49.840
which is fine. I did the exact same

01:45:49.198 --> 01:45:51.919
thing,

01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:53.279
>> but they're all like, "Well, this guy,

01:45:51.920 --> 01:45:54.880
yeah, he's only got it cuz he put all

01:45:53.279 --> 01:45:55.840
those clips out and did all It's like I

01:45:54.880 --> 01:45:57.520
don't I don't know.

01:45:55.840 --> 01:45:59.199
>> Whatever works. try to be funny and

01:45:57.520 --> 01:46:00.560
>> yeah, who gives a [ __ ] why someone's

01:45:59.198 --> 01:46:02.319
doing well? Who gives a [ __ ] of a

01:46:00.560 --> 01:46:03.920
YouTuber selling out a comedy club? Who

01:46:02.319 --> 01:46:04.479
[ __ ] cares? It's about you. What are

01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:04.960
you doing

01:46:04.479 --> 01:46:05.678
>> exactly?

01:46:04.960 --> 01:46:07.118
>> Just do your [ __ ]

01:46:05.679 --> 01:46:07.600
>> And I understand. Again, by the way, I

01:46:07.118 --> 01:46:09.198
understand.

01:46:07.600 --> 01:46:11.520
>> I [ __ ] loved that thing that you did

01:46:09.198 --> 01:46:13.279
where you did that documentary showing

01:46:11.520 --> 01:46:14.400
all the leading up to Boulder, the new

01:46:13.279 --> 01:46:16.800
thing that you did. Did you watch that?

01:46:14.399 --> 01:46:17.118
>> Yeah, it was great. The background.

01:46:16.800 --> 01:46:19.360
Thanks.

01:46:17.118 --> 01:46:21.118
>> It's great. And it's a great insight as

01:46:19.359 --> 01:46:22.238
to like the development of bits. I

01:46:21.118 --> 01:46:24.238
really enjoy it.

01:46:22.238 --> 01:46:25.759
>> Appreciate it. I wish you were my dad,

01:46:24.238 --> 01:46:26.399
>> by [laughter] the way. I could be your

01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:27.920
dad.

01:46:26.399 --> 01:46:28.638
>> Mark, I want you to know he told me that

01:46:27.920 --> 01:46:29.440
behind your [clears throat] back

01:46:28.639 --> 01:46:29.840
earlier.

01:46:29.439 --> 01:46:30.960
>> Whoa.

01:46:29.840 --> 01:46:32.079
>> Me and him were just sitting out there.

01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:33.359
He was like, "You see that thing?" I was

01:46:32.079 --> 01:46:33.600
like, "Fuck no, I'm not watching Mark's

01:46:33.359 --> 01:46:34.799
shit."

01:46:33.600 --> 01:46:36.719
>> Yeah, it's an hour long. [laughter]

01:46:34.800 --> 01:46:37.199
It's good. I watch.

01:46:36.719 --> 01:46:38.719
>> It's really good.

01:46:37.198 --> 01:46:40.879
>> What on the way to the special?

01:46:38.719 --> 01:46:43.279
>> Yeah, I did a 10 sold out at the Dallas

01:46:40.880 --> 01:46:44.800
Improv and the special taped like a week

01:46:43.279 --> 01:46:46.399
or two later. So, I was just tweaking

01:46:44.800 --> 01:46:48.079
and fine-tuning and I filmed all the

01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:48.719
bombs and all that [ __ ]

01:46:48.079 --> 01:46:50.479
>> It's really great.

01:46:48.719 --> 01:46:52.800
>> Cool. is really great because it's like

01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:54.959
him in a bodega going over the bits like

01:46:52.800 --> 01:46:56.480
reading drinking coffee reading over his

01:46:54.960 --> 01:46:57.359
lines and then tweaking them and

01:46:56.479 --> 01:46:57.839
changing them.

01:46:57.359 --> 01:46:59.759
>> Yeah.

01:46:57.840 --> 01:47:01.600
>> Yeah. Hour and 12 minutes.

01:46:59.760 --> 01:47:03.280
>> Uh oh. Not the gay quote.

01:47:01.600 --> 01:47:06.000
>> Gay. It's really good.

01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:07.118
>> So yeah, go back.

01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:08.479
>> The quote is relevant.

01:47:07.118 --> 01:47:10.319
>> Struggle itself towards the heights is

01:47:08.479 --> 01:47:13.959
enough to fill a man's heart. One must

01:47:10.319 --> 01:47:13.960
imagine syphus.

01:47:15.760 --> 01:47:18.960
The boulder boulder.

01:47:17.198 --> 01:47:23.759
>> Did you do this? I didn't do that part.

01:47:18.960 --> 01:47:25.520
>> Who did the director Pet

01:47:23.760 --> 01:47:28.639
is a little pretentious for what this is

01:47:25.520 --> 01:47:29.520
>> a little bit

01:47:28.639 --> 01:47:30.800
sheath underwear.

01:47:29.520 --> 01:47:32.639
>> Come back to Earth. Yeah.

01:47:30.800 --> 01:47:36.400
>> Oh god. Mark, [laughter] why you have a

01:47:32.639 --> 01:47:37.359
nice ass, you [ __ ] homo.

01:47:36.399 --> 01:47:38.638
>> I'm clvicular.

01:47:37.359 --> 01:47:39.279
>> Why you have [laughter] nice legs, you

01:47:38.639 --> 01:47:41.199
[ __ ]

01:47:39.279 --> 01:47:42.960
>> He micro fractures his butt cheeks.

01:47:41.198 --> 01:47:43.759
>> I was deadly hung over there.

01:47:42.960 --> 01:47:45.439
>> That's hilarious.

01:47:43.760 --> 01:47:46.960
>> Just [ __ ] it out. But it's a great

01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:48.479
uh it's really great for comics to see

01:47:46.960 --> 01:47:50.480
especially young guys coming up like

01:47:48.479 --> 01:47:52.079
what the process is like you know to see

01:47:50.479 --> 01:47:54.158
a guy like you who's been in the game a

01:47:52.079 --> 01:47:55.840
long time is really good. Yeah. See a

01:47:54.158 --> 01:47:57.359
bunch of specials already see you

01:47:55.840 --> 01:47:58.880
bombing and tweaking and showing

01:47:57.359 --> 01:48:00.399
everybody the bits not working well and

01:47:58.880 --> 01:48:01.679
then working really well.

01:48:00.399 --> 01:48:02.638
>> Thanks. I appreciate it.

01:48:01.679 --> 01:48:04.480
>> Yeah. There's this idea that

01:48:02.639 --> 01:48:05.760
everything's magic

01:48:04.479 --> 01:48:06.638
>> when you show them like their struggle.

01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:08.159
They're like, "Oh, okay.

01:48:06.639 --> 01:48:09.840
>> Just trial and error." Like I How many

01:48:08.158 --> 01:48:12.319
times seen Louis bomb and you're like

01:48:09.840 --> 01:48:14.159
this guy's the best ever. Why? Chris

01:48:12.319 --> 01:48:15.359
Rock used to come to the store and the

01:48:14.158 --> 01:48:16.879
the crowd would go nuts and he would

01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:17.198
say, "Relax. It's not going to be that

01:48:16.880 --> 01:48:18.159
funny."

01:48:17.198 --> 01:48:19.439
>> Right. Right. Low.

01:48:18.158 --> 01:48:22.158
>> He would tell them that because he was

01:48:19.439 --> 01:48:24.879
just running material and trying to find

01:48:22.158 --> 01:48:26.879
every possible angle and get laughs

01:48:24.880 --> 01:48:27.920
occasionally and sometimes not and then

01:48:26.880 --> 01:48:29.440
tweak it afterwards.

01:48:27.920 --> 01:48:31.199
>> Yep. Yep. That's part of it. Bomb.

01:48:29.439 --> 01:48:32.399
That's why Eddie Murphy can't come back

01:48:31.198 --> 01:48:33.519
cuz I don't think he's willing to bomb.

01:48:32.399 --> 01:48:34.960
>> I don't think he's willing to bomb.

01:48:33.520 --> 01:48:36.320
>> Uh, you know, six months.

01:48:34.960 --> 01:48:37.359
>> It's not even six months. It's years.

01:48:36.319 --> 01:48:40.799
We've had this discussion on this

01:48:37.359 --> 01:48:43.599
podcast. Play. Kelly. It's also it's the

01:48:40.800 --> 01:48:45.360
velvet prison, the movies, the [ __ ]

01:48:43.600 --> 01:48:46.159
craft service, getting picked up in a

01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:48.079
limo.

01:48:46.158 --> 01:48:49.439
>> It's like the grind of writing your own

01:48:48.079 --> 01:48:51.039
material, putting it all together,

01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:53.279
everything riding on your back. Like

01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:54.399
that is a warriors game and some people

01:48:53.279 --> 01:48:56.319
don't want to do that anymore.

01:48:54.399 --> 01:48:58.719
>> It's also like you got to do a Tuesday

01:48:56.319 --> 01:49:00.960
at the stand where there's 19 people.

01:48:58.719 --> 01:49:03.439
>> I also understand older comics back in

01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:05.118
the day not wanting to do it cuz movies

01:49:03.439 --> 01:49:07.599
were so much more lucrative.

01:49:05.118 --> 01:49:09.519
>> Oh yeah. And stand up now. Standup is 10

01:49:07.600 --> 01:49:11.280
times more lucrative. Good point. And

01:49:09.520 --> 01:49:11.920
it's like, dude, do standup.

01:49:11.279 --> 01:49:14.559
>> Yeah.

01:49:11.920 --> 01:49:15.840
>> Like just do stand. I mean,

01:49:14.560 --> 01:49:17.360
>> a couple people back then go, I would

01:49:15.840 --> 01:49:19.039
take a pay cut if I did a sitcom. And it

01:49:17.359 --> 01:49:20.319
was like a couple people. And now it's

01:49:19.039 --> 01:49:20.800
like kind of everybody.

01:49:20.319 --> 01:49:22.719
>> Yeah.

01:49:20.800 --> 01:49:25.199
>> You'd have to make Seinfeld money like

01:49:22.719 --> 01:49:26.719
season 7 and beyond to go, I'll take off

01:49:25.198 --> 01:49:29.198
the road for this guy.

01:49:26.719 --> 01:49:31.359
>> And now there is no Seinfeld money. It

01:49:29.198 --> 01:49:32.559
doesn't exist. Miss Pat is the only

01:49:31.359 --> 01:49:33.599
person with a sitcom right now.

01:49:32.560 --> 01:49:34.000
>> No. What about this guy?

01:49:33.600 --> 01:49:36.000
>> BT.

01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:37.279
>> Oh, that's right. But you have Tires is

01:49:36.000 --> 01:49:40.639
different though cuz it's a single

01:49:37.279 --> 01:49:43.840
camera. Like Tires is like a show. It's

01:49:40.639 --> 01:49:45.520
a show. It's a great funny show. But

01:49:43.840 --> 01:49:47.440
it's like there's a difference between

01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:50.880
the the the thing that everybody wanted

01:49:47.439 --> 01:49:53.759
was the live audience for camera. You do

01:49:50.880 --> 01:49:55.118
it on NBC, CBS, you get residuals. That

01:49:53.760 --> 01:49:56.159
was like the golden carrot that they

01:49:55.118 --> 01:49:58.960
hung over your head.

01:49:56.158 --> 01:50:00.799
>> Stand up. Stand up couldn't pay.

01:49:58.960 --> 01:50:03.279
>> No, nobody did anything but clubs back

01:50:00.800 --> 01:50:04.639
then. It was like dice clay and weird

01:50:03.279 --> 01:50:06.319
and then afterwards it was Dane Cook.

01:50:04.639 --> 01:50:08.560
>> We saw a billboard of a poster. His

01:50:06.319 --> 01:50:10.000
thing's like a museum and a poster for

01:50:08.560 --> 01:50:10.719
Evening of the Improv with him and Chris

01:50:10.000 --> 01:50:11.520
Rock.

01:50:10.719 --> 01:50:12.560
>> Who's that?

01:50:11.520 --> 01:50:13.119
>> Uh David Spade.

01:50:12.560 --> 01:50:14.880
>> Oh wow.

01:50:13.118 --> 01:50:16.719
>> And uh I was there with Nate. And and he

01:50:14.880 --> 01:50:19.039
goes, "Uh you did like club for this."

01:50:16.719 --> 01:50:20.639
And he goes, "Bro, we only did clubs.

01:50:19.039 --> 01:50:22.000
None of us ever did theaters back then.

01:50:20.639 --> 01:50:22.880
If we were really good, you do six days

01:50:22.000 --> 01:50:25.039
at a club." But

01:50:22.880 --> 01:50:25.520
>> Carlin did theaters. Yeah. Legends did

01:50:25.039 --> 01:50:27.118
theaters.

01:50:25.520 --> 01:50:29.119
>> Dice did MSG once.

01:50:27.118 --> 01:50:31.920
>> Yeah. Steve Martin a couple times. Oh,

01:50:29.118 --> 01:50:34.639
Dice did MSG many times. He did Nassau

01:50:31.920 --> 01:50:36.399
Coliseum. Dice did Dice was doing two

01:50:34.639 --> 01:50:38.880
nights in a row actually [clears throat]

01:50:36.399 --> 01:50:41.198
places when no one was doing it. Dice

01:50:38.880 --> 01:50:43.279
was the original stadium act.

01:50:41.198 --> 01:50:43.599
>> But then it was no one until Dane,

01:50:43.279 --> 01:50:46.238
>> right?

01:50:43.600 --> 01:50:47.600
>> Between Dice and Dane. There was nobody.

01:50:46.238 --> 01:50:49.039
>> And now people are playing at De Mo.

01:50:47.600 --> 01:50:50.960
They're playing the arenas.

01:50:49.039 --> 01:50:52.719
>> Yeah, it's not that many guys.

01:50:50.960 --> 01:50:53.439
>> I mean, it's probably at least 20

01:50:52.719 --> 01:50:55.520
>> compared

01:50:53.439 --> 01:50:56.799
>> arenas. Margotsi, Kevin,

01:50:55.520 --> 01:50:57.520
>> Sebastian, Tom

01:50:56.800 --> 01:50:59.520
>> regularly,

01:50:57.520 --> 01:51:01.600
>> Hinchcliffe, Lou.

01:50:59.520 --> 01:51:02.960
>> Well, hold on, fellas.

01:51:01.600 --> 01:51:06.560
>> Let's not diminish it. [laughter]

01:51:02.960 --> 01:51:09.039
>> No, you Sebastian. Gabriel, Gabriel.

01:51:06.560 --> 01:51:10.960
>> Gabriel doing giant Joe Koy. Giant

01:51:09.039 --> 01:51:15.118
places

01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:16.000
>> Matt Matt Rfe giant places

01:51:15.118 --> 01:51:17.759
doing arenas.

01:51:16.000 --> 01:51:18.880
>> I met a guy I met a guy Indian kid

01:51:17.760 --> 01:51:19.766
outside New York comedy club.

01:51:18.880 --> 01:51:19.920
>> Indian kids will do something.

01:51:19.765 --> 01:51:20.879
[laughter]

01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:21.760
>> And I was like, "Oh, what are you doing

01:51:20.880 --> 01:51:22.639
in town?" He goes, "Go doing comedy."

01:51:21.760 --> 01:51:24.400
He's like, "Oh, it's cool, man. What are

01:51:22.639 --> 01:51:25.118
you playing?" And he goes, "MSG,

01:51:24.399 --> 01:51:26.158
>> that doesn't count."

01:51:25.118 --> 01:51:27.039
>> I was like, "What?

01:51:26.158 --> 01:51:28.158
>> Indians don't count?

01:51:27.039 --> 01:51:29.519
>> Congratulations." [laughter]

01:51:28.158 --> 01:51:30.879
Indians don't count. Indians count as

01:51:29.520 --> 01:51:31.440
much as Christian movies counts in the

01:51:30.880 --> 01:51:32.239
box office.

01:51:31.439 --> 01:51:33.839
>> Yeah.

01:51:32.238 --> 01:51:36.638
>> Like you'll be top 10 every time. It

01:51:33.840 --> 01:51:38.639
doesn't removal.

01:51:36.639 --> 01:51:41.920
>> That's hilarious. [laughter]

01:51:38.639 --> 01:51:42.400
>> Yeah. There's pro how probably 10 10 12

01:51:41.920 --> 01:51:44.239
you know

01:51:42.399 --> 01:51:45.039
>> 10 to 20 arenas.

01:51:44.238 --> 01:51:46.559
>> You see on it.

01:51:45.039 --> 01:51:49.920
>> We're doing arena every once in a while.

01:51:46.560 --> 01:51:51.520
>> Refe looks Matt Refe doing a lot.

01:51:49.920 --> 01:51:52.880
>> Yeah. It's a matter of whether you want

01:51:51.520 --> 01:51:54.639
to do arenas all the time.

01:51:52.880 --> 01:51:56.400
>> The point is way more than no one

01:51:54.639 --> 01:51:58.159
between Dne and Dice,

01:51:56.399 --> 01:51:59.198
>> right? For sure. Yeah, for sure. Because

01:51:58.158 --> 01:52:01.118
comedy is so big now.

01:51:59.198 --> 01:52:02.000
>> Yeah. And there's a ton of guys doing

01:52:01.118 --> 01:52:02.479
1500 seaters.

01:52:02.000 --> 01:52:04.158
>> Yeah.

01:52:02.479 --> 01:52:05.118
>> Yeah. A lot of them. Oh, Schultz, I

01:52:04.158 --> 01:52:05.839
think, does arena. I don't know if he's

01:52:05.118 --> 01:52:07.279
regular.

01:52:05.840 --> 01:52:09.039
>> Oh, he does regular arenas. Yeah, he

01:52:07.279 --> 01:52:09.519
does arenas regularly. Whenever he

01:52:09.039 --> 01:52:10.238
wants.

01:52:09.520 --> 01:52:11.360
>> Whenever he wants.

01:52:10.238 --> 01:52:13.439
>> Bert.

01:52:11.359 --> 01:52:14.880
>> Tom Bert. Yeah. Tom. Yeah, there you go.

01:52:13.439 --> 01:52:15.759
>> Tony. There's a lot of people doing

01:52:14.880 --> 01:52:17.520
arenas now.

01:52:15.760 --> 01:52:18.400
>> Mostly guys from my storytelling show.

01:52:17.520 --> 01:52:22.159
Oh,

01:52:18.399 --> 01:52:24.238
>> which is also online behind a payw wall.

01:52:22.158 --> 01:52:25.118
>> And these these three guys are on it.

01:52:24.238 --> 01:52:25.598
Arena comic.

01:52:25.118 --> 01:52:27.598
>> Nice.

01:52:25.599 --> 01:52:30.319
>> Theater comic club almost sells out

01:52:27.599 --> 01:52:34.679
Saturdays. [laughter]

01:52:30.319 --> 01:52:34.679
>> Denver likable.

01:52:35.092 --> 01:52:38.319
[laughter]

01:52:36.079 --> 01:52:41.760
>> Yeah. Tony, Nate, who? We had a bunch.

01:52:38.319 --> 01:52:42.960
You, Tony, Nate, Tom.

01:52:41.760 --> 01:52:44.800
Four arena comics.

01:52:42.960 --> 01:52:47.279
>> That's wild. The three private jets were

01:52:44.800 --> 01:52:48.159
at that show. That's insane. And we got

01:52:47.279 --> 01:52:49.920
paid 500 bucks.

01:52:48.158 --> 01:52:51.279
>> I got a story. You can cut this out. You

01:52:49.920 --> 01:52:51.520
can cut this out if you want. Cut back

01:52:51.279 --> 01:52:52.399
in.

01:52:51.520 --> 01:52:53.599
>> And we're back.

01:52:52.399 --> 01:52:55.118
>> We're back. [laughter]

01:52:53.599 --> 01:52:56.159
>> You shouldn't be mad.

01:52:55.118 --> 01:52:57.039
>> It was It stunk.

01:52:56.158 --> 01:52:58.158
>> I wouldn't want to do that.

01:52:57.039 --> 01:52:58.880
>> It stunk.

01:52:58.158 --> 01:53:00.079
>> Well, that last

01:52:58.880 --> 01:53:00.560
>> We need a transition. We need a

01:53:00.079 --> 01:53:03.118
transition.

01:53:00.560 --> 01:53:04.239
>> Let's go back. That last 911.

01:53:03.118 --> 01:53:06.319
>> Yeah.

01:53:04.238 --> 01:53:09.279
>> What? What was that sound?

01:53:06.319 --> 01:53:10.639
>> Go, baby. Go.

01:53:09.279 --> 01:53:14.759
[ __ ] yeah.

01:53:10.639 --> 01:53:14.760
>> Oh, look at the gay Ayatollah.

01:53:14.960 --> 01:53:18.239
>> [ __ ] yeah. Freedom.

01:53:17.279 --> 01:53:19.439
>> Freedom is the only way.

01:53:18.238 --> 01:53:21.598
>> Stretch of hormones.

01:53:19.439 --> 01:53:23.039
>> Iran needs to understand freedom is the

01:53:21.599 --> 01:53:24.239
only way.

01:53:23.039 --> 01:53:26.158
>> [ __ ] the regime.

01:53:24.238 --> 01:53:28.147
>> We're coming back, brother.

01:53:26.158 --> 01:53:28.719
>> We're bombing everybody, brother.

01:53:28.148 --> 01:53:30.560
[laughter]

01:53:28.719 --> 01:53:32.319
>> America, we need to bomb everybody. [ __ ]

01:53:30.560 --> 01:53:33.520
healthcare. Homeless people.

01:53:32.319 --> 01:53:34.880
>> Dude, I'll tell you, I met so many

01:53:33.520 --> 01:53:36.159
people who [ __ ] on America when I was

01:53:34.880 --> 01:53:37.039
traveling. It made me more

01:53:36.158 --> 01:53:38.960
nationalistic.

01:53:37.039 --> 01:53:40.238
>> I couldn't agree more, dude. If I go to

01:53:38.960 --> 01:53:41.840
another country and somebody's like,

01:53:40.238 --> 01:53:43.198
"Ah, you guys are blah blah blah." I go,

01:53:41.840 --> 01:53:45.199
"Dude, you guys are doing nothing.

01:53:43.198 --> 01:53:46.399
>> Me and you, we need healthare. We're

01:53:45.198 --> 01:53:47.198
doing we're [ __ ] up. Somebody's like,

01:53:46.399 --> 01:53:48.638
"Why don't you guys have healthcare?"

01:53:47.198 --> 01:53:50.638
I'm like, "Why don't you shut your mouth

01:53:48.639 --> 01:53:52.079
cuz we have stealth bombers, bitch."

01:53:50.639 --> 01:53:53.359
>> All the Australians like, "You treat

01:53:52.079 --> 01:53:54.238
your minorities bad." I'm like, "You

01:53:53.359 --> 01:53:54.559
wiped yours out."

01:53:54.238 --> 01:53:56.559
>> Yeah.

01:53:54.560 --> 01:53:57.920
>> Yes. We have football. Blow me.

01:53:56.560 --> 01:53:59.679
>> Yeah. [laughter]

01:53:57.920 --> 01:54:01.520
>> Yeah. We have college football. We have

01:53:59.679 --> 01:54:02.880
college points. Solid points by

01:54:01.520 --> 01:54:04.159
everybody. Once you go to another

01:54:02.880 --> 01:54:05.279
country, that's when you go.

01:54:04.158 --> 01:54:07.039
>> Why don't you guys shut up?

01:54:05.279 --> 01:54:08.000
>> Who's number two with standup comedy?

01:54:07.039 --> 01:54:10.000
What country is number two?

01:54:08.000 --> 01:54:12.000
>> England. England.

01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:12.639
>> Jerves. Jimmy Carr. Those are two great.

01:54:12.000 --> 01:54:15.118
Car is great.

01:54:12.639 --> 01:54:15.840
>> Carr is a national international great.

01:54:15.118 --> 01:54:16.799
Car is the best.

01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:18.159
>> Steuart Lee

01:54:16.800 --> 01:54:19.599
>> Carr is so good.

01:54:18.158 --> 01:54:20.879
>> He was so good. He performed at the

01:54:19.599 --> 01:54:22.319
mothership. He's running all these new

01:54:20.880 --> 01:54:24.239
jokes. I was like, "This guy is a

01:54:22.319 --> 01:54:26.319
[ __ ] dude. Great writer."

01:54:24.238 --> 01:54:29.359
>> Just dominant and so calm.

01:54:26.319 --> 01:54:30.559
>> So smart, man. Such a smart dude.

01:54:29.359 --> 01:54:31.039
>> One of those bruskies. I'd like to get

01:54:30.560 --> 01:54:32.080
involved with

01:54:31.039 --> 01:54:33.679
>> What are you looking for this time,

01:54:32.079 --> 01:54:35.519
>> man? Glass or can.

01:54:33.679 --> 01:54:36.960
>> I would never waste a glass on a bong.

01:54:35.520 --> 01:54:37.840
>> Shane Shane, [laughter] you haven't

01:54:36.960 --> 01:54:39.760
changed at all.

01:54:37.840 --> 01:54:40.079
>> I wish I could, brother. It's time to

01:54:39.760 --> 01:54:42.000
change.

01:54:40.079 --> 01:54:43.039
>> You don't want to change. I haven't

01:54:42.000 --> 01:54:45.520
changed.

01:54:43.039 --> 01:54:46.479
>> You have not. I don't think I have.

01:54:45.520 --> 01:54:48.080
>> You can't go out as much.

01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:49.039
>> You did change very little. You changed.

01:54:48.079 --> 01:54:51.359
You changed. Yeah.

01:54:49.039 --> 01:54:53.039
>> You changed in un unimportant ways.

01:54:51.359 --> 01:54:53.759
You're more into hunting.

01:54:53.039 --> 01:54:54.719
>> Well,

01:54:53.760 --> 01:54:58.079
>> but like it's not like

01:54:54.719 --> 01:54:59.760
>> archery. But that to me is like my way

01:54:58.079 --> 01:55:01.920
of staying sane. You just got

01:54:59.760 --> 01:55:03.920
>> I do a bunch of things like pool,

01:55:01.920 --> 01:55:05.599
archery, martial arts. Those things just

01:55:03.920 --> 01:55:07.359
keep me sane. I have to do some things

01:55:05.599 --> 01:55:08.000
that keep me from going off the rails.

01:55:07.359 --> 01:55:09.519
>> Yeah.

01:55:08.000 --> 01:55:10.479
>> And staying off of Twitter.

01:55:09.520 --> 01:55:11.280
>> Didn't you have a thing where

01:55:10.479 --> 01:55:12.799
>> That's a big one.

01:55:11.279 --> 01:55:14.880
>> Oh yeah. Did you have a thing where your

01:55:12.800 --> 01:55:16.719
manager or business manager, one of them

01:55:14.880 --> 01:55:18.079
was like, "Hey Joe, we got to when you

01:55:16.719 --> 01:55:18.960
just started headlining, correct? I'm

01:55:18.079 --> 01:55:20.000
wrong." We're like, "We got to have a

01:55:18.960 --> 01:55:21.198
talk with you." And you're like, "What's

01:55:20.000 --> 01:55:22.639
the matter?" And they're like,

01:55:21.198 --> 01:55:24.158
>> "Buddy, we we don't want to get this out

01:55:22.639 --> 01:55:25.840
of hand. We we know you have a gambling

01:55:24.158 --> 01:55:26.879
addiction and we want to get you help."

01:55:25.840 --> 01:55:28.639
And you're like, "What do you mean?"

01:55:26.880 --> 01:55:30.079
Like, "You're blowing through money in a

01:55:28.639 --> 01:55:31.039
way." And he goes, "No, I just love

01:55:30.079 --> 01:55:32.559
lobster and steak."

01:55:31.039 --> 01:55:33.359
>> Oh, I was eating steak and lobster every

01:55:32.560 --> 01:55:36.239
night. [laughter]

01:55:33.359 --> 01:55:37.839
My first my first development deal. My

01:55:36.238 --> 01:55:39.198
manager thought that I had a gambling

01:55:37.840 --> 01:55:40.239
problem cuz I was spending so much

01:55:39.198 --> 01:55:42.638
money. And I'm like, "Bro, I'm eating

01:55:40.238 --> 01:55:43.919
steak and lobster every night."

01:55:42.639 --> 01:55:44.960
>> And he's like, "You're not worried at

01:55:43.920 --> 01:55:46.399
all. You're going to run out of money?"

01:55:44.960 --> 01:55:48.480
I'll go, "I'll make more money. We'll

01:55:46.399 --> 01:55:50.638
figure it out." I'm like, "Once it

01:55:48.479 --> 01:55:51.839
>> once we get in the gate?" Like, I I'm

01:55:50.639 --> 01:55:53.279
one of those people that like if I

01:55:51.840 --> 01:55:54.719
figured out how to get in the gate, I'm

01:55:53.279 --> 01:55:55.920
going I'm going to keep my foot on the

01:55:54.719 --> 01:55:57.760
gas. I'll be fine.

01:55:55.920 --> 01:56:00.765
>> Joe, you brought so many openers with

01:55:57.760 --> 01:56:02.000
you that we made more money than you.

01:56:00.765 --> 01:56:03.760
[laughter]

01:56:02.000 --> 01:56:04.560
>> We did the math once. Like, he's barely

01:56:03.760 --> 01:56:05.840
making more than us.

01:56:04.560 --> 01:56:08.239
>> But it was about fun.

01:56:05.840 --> 01:56:10.560
>> It was so fun. It has to be about fun

01:56:08.238 --> 01:56:12.158
because I did gigs with like local guys

01:56:10.560 --> 01:56:14.239
and some of them were great. Like that's

01:56:12.158 --> 01:56:15.598
how I got to meet Sabura, you know? I

01:56:14.238 --> 01:56:17.118
mean, I met a bunch of guys who became

01:56:15.599 --> 01:56:19.360
my friends that were like local guys,

01:56:17.118 --> 01:56:21.759
but it was like one out of 10 and that

01:56:19.359 --> 01:56:24.880
means nine times I'm in a town bored

01:56:21.760 --> 01:56:26.639
watching TV, [ __ ] not enjoying myself

01:56:24.880 --> 01:56:28.079
>> and them being sometimes they're mean.

01:56:26.639 --> 01:56:30.000
>> Sometimes they they step on your

01:56:28.079 --> 01:56:31.039
material on purpose.

01:56:30.000 --> 01:56:32.399
>> Yeah. Sometimes they'll be like they'll

01:56:31.039 --> 01:56:33.599
do the negging thing a woman will do

01:56:32.399 --> 01:56:34.799
where she's like they'll like [ __ ] on

01:56:33.599 --> 01:56:36.480
you on purpose like I don't know you

01:56:34.800 --> 01:56:37.760
that I'm trying to be nice to you.

01:56:36.479 --> 01:56:39.359
>> Well, there's a lot of weirdness cuz

01:56:37.760 --> 01:56:40.400
you're the headliner and they're jealous

01:56:39.359 --> 01:56:41.198
and they think they should be the

01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:43.039
headliner.

01:56:41.198 --> 01:56:43.759
>> You going to go do local material and

01:56:43.039 --> 01:56:45.599
you're like all right.

01:56:43.760 --> 01:56:46.159
>> Okay, buddy. [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]

01:56:45.599 --> 01:56:47.440
>> There's a lot of

01:56:46.158 --> 01:56:48.960
>> Hey, you should do this. Hey, let's

01:56:47.439 --> 01:56:50.079
switch tomorrow.

01:56:48.960 --> 01:56:52.639
>> You go on last.

01:56:50.079 --> 01:56:55.519
>> But the gigs were always a party. We had

01:56:52.639 --> 01:56:57.760
fun everywhere we went. We had fun.

01:56:55.520 --> 01:57:00.159
>> Fun is key. Like I'll do fest and you

01:56:57.760 --> 01:57:01.679
make what? $17. But you know, my

01:57:00.158 --> 01:57:03.359
friend's like, "Ah, you make no money."

01:57:01.679 --> 01:57:03.679
I'm like, "It's fun. It's a great

01:57:03.359 --> 01:57:05.118
weekend."

01:57:03.679 --> 01:57:08.000
>> We were I was trying to explain this to

01:57:05.118 --> 01:57:10.158
guys in the [laughter]

01:57:08.000 --> 01:57:12.000
>> one of Tony's agents was trying to pitch

01:57:10.158 --> 01:57:13.279
this [ __ ] horrible idea. Not even

01:57:12.000 --> 01:57:14.479
Tony's agent. [laughter]

01:57:13.279 --> 01:57:16.399
>> Someone was trying to pitch this

01:57:14.479 --> 01:57:18.559
horrible idea where Tony would take a

01:57:16.399 --> 01:57:20.319
percentage of everybody's podcast that

01:57:18.560 --> 01:57:23.039
was on Kill Tony. He was like, "No

01:57:20.319 --> 01:57:25.279
[ __ ] way." Like and and I was like,

01:57:23.039 --> 01:57:26.639
"That money, if you got it from them,

01:57:25.279 --> 01:57:28.719
you wouldn't it wouldn't change the way

01:57:26.639 --> 01:57:30.560
you feel. You would feel the same. You

01:57:28.719 --> 01:57:32.319
wouldn't you wouldn't say, "I feel so

01:57:30.560 --> 01:57:34.800
much better now that I have x more

01:57:32.319 --> 01:57:37.118
dollars in the bank." But you would feel

01:57:34.800 --> 01:57:39.440
like a piece of [ __ ] because you were

01:57:37.118 --> 01:57:42.000
[ __ ] people over. It's you would pay

01:57:39.439 --> 01:57:42.319
all that money back plus to not feel

01:57:42.000 --> 01:57:43.840
that way.

01:57:42.319 --> 01:57:44.399
>> To not feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give

01:57:43.840 --> 01:57:46.639
it all back.

01:57:44.399 --> 01:57:47.759
>> You would to not be a piece of [ __ ]

01:57:46.639 --> 01:57:49.279
It's like

01:57:47.760 --> 01:57:49.760
>> there's nothing better than helping your

01:57:49.279 --> 01:57:50.238
buddies.

01:57:49.760 --> 01:57:51.679
>> Nothing better.

01:57:50.238 --> 01:57:53.598
>> It's kind of the only nice thing.

01:57:51.679 --> 01:57:56.079
>> Shane pays Shane pays people on the road

01:57:53.599 --> 01:57:57.039
out of spite. [snorts]

01:57:56.079 --> 01:57:58.960
>> What do you mean? I do it.

01:57:57.039 --> 01:58:00.399
>> Like [laughter] Lev Lev was talking dumb

01:57:58.960 --> 01:58:02.239
[ __ ] He was so [ __ ] couldn't get out

01:58:00.399 --> 01:58:03.679
of his own fat way. And and he goes,

01:58:02.238 --> 01:58:04.879
"No, clubs are better than arenas.

01:58:03.679 --> 01:58:07.279
You're crazy." And Shane's like, "You've

01:58:04.880 --> 01:58:09.840
never done an arena." He goes, "Dude,

01:58:07.279 --> 01:58:11.439
you know how is all Jews?" He's like, "I

01:58:09.840 --> 01:58:13.119
know what I'm talking about." And then

01:58:11.439 --> 01:58:16.158
Shane out of spite, he goes, "I can give

01:58:13.118 --> 01:58:18.158
you a a lot of cash to come over for me

01:58:16.158 --> 01:58:20.079
on the road." And and Le's like, "Arenas

01:58:18.158 --> 01:58:22.246
are better." And I I paid my rent for

01:58:20.079 --> 01:58:23.439
the year.

01:58:22.246 --> 01:58:25.039
[laughter]

01:58:23.439 --> 01:58:27.118
>> Yeah, those those shows your crowds are

01:58:25.039 --> 01:58:28.960
great. Those shows are so fun. You do 15

01:58:27.118 --> 01:58:29.598
to 20. You just play the hits. It's a

01:58:28.960 --> 01:58:31.760
great time.

01:58:29.599 --> 01:58:32.000
>> Fun is fun. Fun is fun everywhere you

01:58:31.760 --> 01:58:33.520
go.

01:58:32.000 --> 01:58:36.079
>> And I play Xbox with a bunch of guys

01:58:33.520 --> 01:58:38.800
from the NHL. [laughter]

01:58:36.079 --> 01:58:40.586
>> Crazy. I I don't think I've had a woman

01:58:38.800 --> 01:58:41.760
in my green room. It's just 15

01:58:40.587 --> 01:58:42.480
[laughter] dudes.

01:58:41.760 --> 01:58:43.360
>> Have a good time. We're

01:58:42.479 --> 01:58:45.118
>> playing Xbox.

01:58:43.359 --> 01:58:46.639
>> You can see the guy who owns Arena is so

01:58:45.118 --> 01:58:47.920
disappointed, too. They come in thinking

01:58:46.639 --> 01:58:49.359
it's going to be cool cuz stand up is

01:58:47.920 --> 01:58:51.199
cool now. And they come in, it's me,

01:58:49.359 --> 01:58:53.039
Soder, and Shane playing some [ __ ]

01:58:51.198 --> 01:58:55.039
video game. It just smells like body

01:58:53.039 --> 01:58:56.639
odor. And they're just like Chicken

01:58:55.039 --> 01:58:58.960
nuggets and the rider. [laughter]

01:58:56.639 --> 01:59:01.199
>> So my rider's chicken tenders in a case

01:58:58.960 --> 01:59:02.480
of beer and an Xbox.

01:59:01.198 --> 01:59:05.879
>> Second worst [laughter] pizza in town

01:59:02.479 --> 01:59:05.879
and bring it.

01:59:06.158 --> 01:59:09.759
>> But that video game you play brings

01:59:07.679 --> 01:59:10.079
everybody in. It's a great icebreaker.

01:59:09.760 --> 01:59:12.239
>> Yeah,

01:59:10.079 --> 01:59:14.719
>> it's the hangout afterwards. I so many

01:59:12.238 --> 01:59:16.238
memories of us like some town and just

01:59:14.719 --> 01:59:17.760
going to anybody in the street like is

01:59:16.238 --> 01:59:20.000
there a place to eat around here? Like I

01:59:17.760 --> 01:59:20.480
don't know. Does it foc like what?

01:59:20.000 --> 01:59:22.158
>> Yeah.

01:59:20.479 --> 01:59:23.359
>> Well, all you need is us like in a green

01:59:22.158 --> 01:59:24.960
room sometimes. I'm like I don't even

01:59:23.359 --> 01:59:26.319
want to go to the bar. This is the best.

01:59:24.960 --> 01:59:27.760
It's the hang. The hang is everything.

01:59:26.319 --> 01:59:28.639
>> Yeah. At the at the mothership, it was

01:59:27.760 --> 01:59:30.159
like whenever it was like, "We're going

01:59:28.639 --> 01:59:33.039
under Mitsys." I'm like, "Nah, this is a

01:59:30.158 --> 01:59:33.920
great place here. We got liquor right

01:59:33.039 --> 01:59:36.079
here."

01:59:33.920 --> 01:59:37.039
>> Yeah. But Mitsy's once once it clears

01:59:36.079 --> 01:59:37.760
out is perfect.

01:59:37.039 --> 01:59:39.599
>> Yeah.

01:59:37.760 --> 01:59:40.239
>> Well, once the the regular people are

01:59:39.599 --> 01:59:41.679
out. Yeah.

01:59:40.238 --> 01:59:42.479
>> Yeah. Once the once the crowd leaves.

01:59:41.679 --> 01:59:44.560
>> Well, that's the cool thing about

01:59:42.479 --> 01:59:45.919
Mitsy's. It becomes a private club after

01:59:44.560 --> 01:59:46.719
11.

01:59:45.920 --> 01:59:48.079
>> That's nice.

01:59:46.719 --> 01:59:51.039
>> Always lose my voice in there, though.

01:59:48.079 --> 01:59:53.198
>> Oh, same. Well, Tonyy's chain smoking.

01:59:51.039 --> 01:59:54.319
>> He's chain smoking. Everybody's drinking

01:59:53.198 --> 01:59:57.359
music playing. [laughter]

01:59:54.319 --> 01:59:58.799
>> He's like, I'll tell you.

01:59:57.359 --> 02:00:00.880
>> Tony needs a cigarette extender.

01:59:58.800 --> 02:00:01.679
>> Lesson may [laughter]

02:00:00.880 --> 02:00:04.000
genius.

02:00:01.679 --> 02:00:06.000
>> His ability to write roast jokes is

02:00:04.000 --> 02:00:08.399
extraordinary. It's very weird.

02:00:06.000 --> 02:00:09.359
>> I gave him an angle yesterday on the on

02:00:08.399 --> 02:00:10.719
the

02:00:09.359 --> 02:00:11.118
>> Can we say

02:00:10.719 --> 02:00:12.800
>> what

02:00:11.118 --> 02:00:14.719
>> is he on the roast?

02:00:12.800 --> 02:00:15.760
>> Oh, yeah. I think I just gave him an

02:00:14.719 --> 02:00:16.960
angle. I was like, "What about this?" He

02:00:15.760 --> 02:00:18.320
goes, "Ooh." I'm like, "Something like

02:00:16.960 --> 02:00:20.158
this?" He goes, "Yeah, but wittier than

02:00:18.319 --> 02:00:21.359
that." Yes. And I'm like, "Yeah, I don't

02:00:20.158 --> 02:00:22.960
know how to write a joke." Well, as soon

02:00:21.359 --> 02:00:24.399
as you go like they're there.

02:00:22.960 --> 02:00:25.387
>> Yeah, they're like, "Yeah, now you do."

02:00:24.399 --> 02:00:25.759
You're like, "Those jokes are there."

02:00:25.387 --> 02:00:28.238
[laughter]

02:00:25.760 --> 02:00:30.560
>> He thinks in like that kind of joke like

02:00:28.238 --> 02:00:33.759
roast joke form. Like that's how like

02:00:30.560 --> 02:00:34.719
he's so fat he like that's how his mind

02:00:33.760 --> 02:00:36.880
works. [laughter]

02:00:34.719 --> 02:00:38.158
>> It's really fun to watch. It's like I

02:00:36.880 --> 02:00:38.480
cuz I don't that muscle is a different

02:00:38.158 --> 02:00:39.519
muscle.

02:00:38.479 --> 02:00:41.678
>> It's a different muscle.

02:00:39.520 --> 02:00:44.159
>> Both your guys was good yesterday.

02:00:41.679 --> 02:00:46.158
>> It was funny watching them do a going to

02:00:44.158 --> 02:00:48.079
be a massive thing ahead of time for a

02:00:46.158 --> 02:00:49.198
crowd. The crowd's like this is so cool.

02:00:48.079 --> 02:00:50.399
>> Yeah. Well, it's cool cuz they get to

02:00:49.198 --> 02:00:51.919
see it worked out and they're going to

02:00:50.399 --> 02:00:54.158
get to see it live. The jokes

02:00:51.920 --> 02:00:54.480
>> and you get to see people go on that

02:00:54.158 --> 02:00:55.598
one.

02:00:54.479 --> 02:00:56.879
>> I'm very happy with the jokes

02:00:55.599 --> 02:00:57.520
>> and you're going out cold, right? You

02:00:56.880 --> 02:00:58.560
got to open it.

02:00:57.520 --> 02:01:01.280
>> Yeah, that's tough.

02:00:58.560 --> 02:01:02.800
>> I'm worried about uh I don't think I'm a

02:01:01.279 --> 02:01:04.800
good host

02:01:02.800 --> 02:01:06.800
>> as far as the Hey everybody, we're on

02:01:04.800 --> 02:01:07.599
live on Netflix. Welcome to the I don't

02:01:06.800 --> 02:01:09.520
think I'm going to be able to do that.

02:01:07.599 --> 02:01:11.840
I'm going to go all right, [ __ ] that. Uh

02:01:09.520 --> 02:01:13.679
>> just be my joke.

02:01:11.840 --> 02:01:14.319
>> It don't matter once you start talking

02:01:13.679 --> 02:01:15.679
it's all good,

02:01:14.319 --> 02:01:17.759
>> dude. There's a video I saw Wayan

02:01:15.679 --> 02:01:19.679
Jennings Jr. I think it was him and

02:01:17.760 --> 02:01:21.199
they're doing a like a roast like a

02:01:19.679 --> 02:01:22.319
barbecue and they're like we're here

02:01:21.198 --> 02:01:23.759
waiting for him to show up and he's been

02:01:22.319 --> 02:01:25.920
barbecuing into this thing for the last

02:01:23.760 --> 02:01:27.520
you know 14 hours and then they they

02:01:25.920 --> 02:01:28.719
come in some lady's like interviewing

02:01:27.520 --> 02:01:30.960
like so we're ready for your roast goes

02:01:28.719 --> 02:01:33.118
oh that's not mine [laughter] he was

02:01:30.960 --> 02:01:35.679
like no she was like what do you mean go

02:01:33.118 --> 02:01:36.960
no that's a TV thing [laughter] like

02:01:35.679 --> 02:01:38.800
what goes no mine would be on the ground

02:01:36.960 --> 02:01:40.880
and we'd have like moonshine and she

02:01:38.800 --> 02:01:43.760
goes for the base thing no for fun while

02:01:40.880 --> 02:01:45.920
we're waiting for the meat to come out

02:01:43.760 --> 02:01:47.039
>> just like ruin the TV version of it like

02:01:45.920 --> 02:01:48.560
no That's a lie.

02:01:47.039 --> 02:01:50.079
>> Yeah, I got kicked off of Last Comic

02:01:48.560 --> 02:01:51.119
Standing for that cuz they they they put

02:01:50.079 --> 02:01:52.158
you in a room and they're like, they

02:01:51.118 --> 02:01:53.198
want you to have drama. They're like,

02:01:52.158 --> 02:01:54.238
"What do you think? Who are you going to

02:01:53.198 --> 02:01:55.598
beat?" And I'm like, "I'm probably going

02:01:54.238 --> 02:01:56.959
to lose." And they're like, "No, no, no.

02:01:55.599 --> 02:01:58.319
You got to like talk shit." I'm like,

02:01:56.960 --> 02:01:59.439
"Oh, they don't want me on here. I'm

02:01:58.319 --> 02:02:01.920
going to bomb." And they're like, "What

02:01:59.439 --> 02:02:03.198
are you doing? You're ruining the show."

02:02:01.920 --> 02:02:04.480
>> They want you to be like, "Fuck that

02:02:03.198 --> 02:02:05.839
guy. I'm going to take him down."

02:02:04.479 --> 02:02:06.799
>> Just say, "Hey guys." Well, anyway, we

02:02:05.840 --> 02:02:08.480
know what this I don't know how you

02:02:06.800 --> 02:02:09.199
would do it. That's a tough part. That's

02:02:08.479 --> 02:02:11.039
a hard part.

02:02:09.198 --> 02:02:12.719
>> I'll do it. There's just a couple jokes

02:02:11.039 --> 02:02:15.039
that I'm like, I know they're funny, but

02:02:12.719 --> 02:02:16.639
it's like, man, that's going to be tough

02:02:15.039 --> 02:02:18.639
to tell publicly.

02:02:16.639 --> 02:02:20.800
>> You You [laughter] had a couple jokes in

02:02:18.639 --> 02:02:23.599
there that were like, you can hear the

02:02:20.800 --> 02:02:25.840
reaction of like laughter or like, oh,

02:02:23.599 --> 02:02:27.199
>> and that's a [ __ ] mothership crowd.

02:02:25.840 --> 02:02:28.560
>> Yeah, exactly. [laughter]

02:02:27.198 --> 02:02:30.399
>> A bunch of people that are like, I paid

02:02:28.560 --> 02:02:32.080
good money to see somebody be racist

02:02:30.399 --> 02:02:33.519
tonight.

02:02:32.079 --> 02:02:35.359
>> And they're like, [laughter] bro, calm

02:02:33.520 --> 02:02:36.560
down.

02:02:35.359 --> 02:02:37.759
>> It's hilarious.

02:02:36.560 --> 02:02:40.080
>> The black jokes go hard.

02:02:37.760 --> 02:02:41.440
>> The black jokes go hard. They do. But

02:02:40.079 --> 02:02:42.880
hey, you know, it's a rose. This is this

02:02:41.439 --> 02:02:44.559
is what we this is what we want to see.

02:02:42.880 --> 02:02:45.039
>> I know, but I got to go [ __ ] first.

02:02:44.560 --> 02:02:46.239
That's true.

02:02:45.039 --> 02:02:47.599
>> Yeah, the MCing is tough because you

02:02:46.238 --> 02:02:49.519
haven't MCed in forever.

02:02:47.599 --> 02:02:51.760
>> But is is Kevin Hart going to be there?

02:02:49.520 --> 02:02:54.239
>> MCing. I've never done anything. But

02:02:51.760 --> 02:02:54.880
like when he's when he's out%

02:02:54.238 --> 02:02:56.559
he has to be there.

02:02:54.880 --> 02:02:57.920
>> If he's laughing, you're golden.

02:02:56.560 --> 02:02:58.239
>> He'll laugh. Oh, he'll laugh at

02:02:57.920 --> 02:03:00.079
everything.

02:02:58.238 --> 02:03:01.598
>> Yeah. So the black jokes with the black

02:03:00.079 --> 02:03:04.319
guy laughing, you're you're good to go.

02:03:01.599 --> 02:03:04.800
>> Yeah. I'm not It's more the

02:03:04.319 --> 02:03:05.439
>> internet.

02:03:04.800 --> 02:03:06.560
>> How you guys doing?

02:03:05.439 --> 02:03:07.279
>> The crowd.

02:03:06.560 --> 02:03:09.280
>> Oh,

02:03:07.279 --> 02:03:10.399
>> cuz it's in LA. I am going to be it's

02:03:09.279 --> 02:03:12.319
going to be live and I'm going to say

02:03:10.399 --> 02:03:13.759
some pretty offensive things and then

02:03:12.319 --> 02:03:15.439
I'm going to have to stay in the pocket

02:03:13.760 --> 02:03:16.320
of being like I know the people at home

02:03:15.439 --> 02:03:16.799
like this.

02:03:16.319 --> 02:03:19.759
>> Yes.

02:03:16.800 --> 02:03:21.279
>> But now an entire room of famous people

02:03:19.760 --> 02:03:23.039
don't like me.

02:03:21.279 --> 02:03:24.559
>> Dude, they're going to kill.

02:03:23.039 --> 02:03:25.439
>> On paper it sounds easy.

02:03:24.560 --> 02:03:27.599
>> I get it. I get it,

02:03:25.439 --> 02:03:29.118
>> bro. I know people in the WNBA like

02:03:27.599 --> 02:03:30.880
people that work in like management and

02:03:29.118 --> 02:03:33.839
the and the and the players

02:03:30.880 --> 02:03:34.239
>> and I was going to war over your SP

02:03:33.840 --> 02:03:35.440
thing.

02:03:34.238 --> 02:03:37.118
>> Yeah. What were they saying?

02:03:35.439 --> 02:03:38.479
>> They were not happy with it at all.

02:03:37.118 --> 02:03:40.579
Well, they seem like not happy with it.

02:03:38.479 --> 02:03:40.959
>> They seem like a grumpy bunch anyway.

02:03:40.579 --> 02:03:42.238
[laughter]

02:03:40.960 --> 02:03:43.198
>> Not happy with They go, "You got to know

02:03:42.238 --> 02:03:45.118
you're playing for it." And I was like,

02:03:43.198 --> 02:03:46.479
"Right to me at home watching." Yeah.

02:03:45.118 --> 02:03:48.158
And they go, "That's not. We're the

02:03:46.479 --> 02:03:49.839
audience." I'm like, "No, you're in the

02:03:48.158 --> 02:03:50.960
in the room. We're all at home

02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:51.920
laughing." And we thought it was

02:03:50.960 --> 02:03:53.439
hilarious.

02:03:51.920 --> 02:03:54.319
>> Like, she didn't even know this lady's

02:03:53.439 --> 02:03:56.719
name. It was like,

02:03:54.319 --> 02:03:58.399
>> "Well, that's the point of the day."

02:03:56.719 --> 02:03:59.118
>> But the the ESP was a good training

02:03:58.399 --> 02:04:00.960
ground.

02:03:59.118 --> 02:04:01.519
>> Is great. I was nervous and awkward on

02:04:00.960 --> 02:04:03.520
that.

02:04:01.520 --> 02:04:05.760
>> No, but it got 10 million views or

02:04:03.520 --> 02:04:07.440
whatever. Anyway, it's for the internet.

02:04:05.760 --> 02:04:10.159
America.

02:04:07.439 --> 02:04:12.079
[ __ ] yeah.

02:04:10.158 --> 02:04:14.319
The [ __ ] day.

02:04:12.079 --> 02:04:14.800
>> What night is the roast? Just so

02:04:14.319 --> 02:04:15.920
>> Sunday.

02:04:14.800 --> 02:04:16.960
>> Uh, Sunday.

02:04:15.920 --> 02:04:17.359
>> Oh, [ __ ] I want

02:04:16.960 --> 02:04:17.679
>> I'm going.

02:04:17.359 --> 02:04:18.719
>> Damn.

02:04:17.679 --> 02:04:20.319
>> Where you at? The first one?

02:04:18.719 --> 02:04:21.198
>> I'm getting there Tuesday.

02:04:20.319 --> 02:04:22.319
>> Oh, no. Next.

02:04:21.198 --> 02:04:23.118
>> Why don't you go there early?

02:04:22.319 --> 02:04:24.719
>> What do you get?

02:04:23.118 --> 02:04:25.279
>> I get there Sunday and then

02:04:24.719 --> 02:04:26.399
>> it's the 10th.

02:04:25.279 --> 02:04:29.039
>> It's the next Sunday.

02:04:26.399 --> 02:04:30.238
>> Oh, okay. Okay. All right.

02:04:29.039 --> 02:04:31.679
>> I think I have a gig.

02:04:30.238 --> 02:04:32.479
>> Me and Lewis got matching Legion of

02:04:31.679 --> 02:04:35.039
Skanks outfits.

02:04:32.479 --> 02:04:37.839
>> Oh. Oh, you're on the team now. You're

02:04:35.039 --> 02:04:38.880
you're a member of the gangst

02:04:37.840 --> 02:04:41.199
with with Jay.

02:04:38.880 --> 02:04:42.319
>> Does this stop you from moving to UK?

02:04:41.198 --> 02:04:44.879
>> Unfortunately, it does.

02:04:42.319 --> 02:04:46.158
>> Good. Thank God. [ __ ] those lines.

02:04:44.880 --> 02:04:48.319
>> Not even unfortunately. This is a

02:04:46.158 --> 02:04:50.238
massive opportunity for me creatively.

02:04:48.319 --> 02:04:52.479
I've This is like a dream. I've been

02:04:50.238 --> 02:04:53.118
gone for the [ __ ] Mossad plant to got

02:04:52.479 --> 02:04:55.039
out of there.

02:04:53.118 --> 02:04:57.198
>> The MSAD [laughter] couple.

02:04:55.039 --> 02:04:58.000
>> So, I was like, oo,

02:04:57.198 --> 02:04:58.719
>> yeah, maybe I'll stab.

02:04:58.000 --> 02:05:00.079
>> Yeah, it'll be fun.

02:04:58.719 --> 02:05:01.359
>> Yeah, you have to. [ __ ] going to

02:05:00.079 --> 02:05:01.760
England. They were going to stab you

02:05:01.359 --> 02:05:04.319
anyway.

02:05:01.760 --> 02:05:06.480
>> You left enough. [laughter]

02:05:04.319 --> 02:05:07.920
That's true. They'll stab you. They do

02:05:06.479 --> 02:05:10.000
get stabby overab.

02:05:07.920 --> 02:05:12.239
>> Getting stabbed would [ __ ] blow dick.

02:05:10.000 --> 02:05:13.279
>> Suck. You're right there with the guy,

02:05:12.238 --> 02:05:14.319
too. At least a gunshot.

02:05:13.279 --> 02:05:14.960
>> Gunshot could be like, "Where did it

02:05:14.319 --> 02:05:17.198
even come from?"

02:05:14.960 --> 02:05:19.039
>> Some distance like, "I know.

02:05:17.198 --> 02:05:22.039
>> It's you. I hate you." [laughter]

02:05:19.039 --> 02:05:22.039
>> Right.

02:05:22.238 --> 02:05:23.759
>> Yeah. Anyway,

02:05:23.118 --> 02:05:25.039
>> you're better off.

02:05:23.760 --> 02:05:26.239
>> Yeah, you're better off. I think it's

02:05:25.039 --> 02:05:28.158
good. It's divine.

02:05:26.238 --> 02:05:28.959
>> Well, nothing's better off than skanks.

02:05:28.158 --> 02:05:30.879
>> Yeah.

02:05:28.960 --> 02:05:32.079
>> There you go. It's What is it? 15 years

02:05:30.880 --> 02:05:33.920
running.

02:05:32.079 --> 02:05:35.118
>> Yeah. This is perfect for you, Ari.

02:05:33.920 --> 02:05:36.158
>> It's the It's my show.

02:05:35.118 --> 02:05:36.719
>> England's not perfect for you.

02:05:36.158 --> 02:05:38.000
>> Vice president.

02:05:36.719 --> 02:05:39.118
>> Although, it's weird seeing you tied

02:05:38.000 --> 02:05:39.599
down to something.

02:05:39.118 --> 02:05:41.756
>> Yeah, [clears throat] it is.

02:05:39.599 --> 02:05:41.920
>> I've never seen you.

02:05:41.756 --> 02:05:43.039
[laughter]

02:05:41.920 --> 02:05:44.639
>> Well, you got to do it once a week.

02:05:43.039 --> 02:05:46.079
>> When Shane and I ran for president and

02:05:44.639 --> 02:05:48.400
vice president, we'll get into another

02:05:46.079 --> 02:05:50.271
episode, but it was the log line was

02:05:48.399 --> 02:05:51.679
until one of us betrays the other. Until

02:05:50.271 --> 02:05:52.800
[laughter] one of us double crosses the

02:05:51.679 --> 02:05:53.440
other one. [gasps]

02:05:52.800 --> 02:05:56.000
>> We didn't.

02:05:53.439 --> 02:05:57.519
>> We didn't. Only because you found out

02:05:56.000 --> 02:05:58.560
Lewis was going to [ __ ] with me and you

02:05:57.520 --> 02:05:59.280
double crossed him.

02:05:58.560 --> 02:06:00.080
>> Yes,

02:05:59.279 --> 02:06:01.840
>> dude. That was nice.

02:06:00.079 --> 02:06:03.118
>> Of course. I would never do I'm not

02:06:01.840 --> 02:06:05.199
going to let my present go down like

02:06:03.118 --> 02:06:06.000
that. I'm JD Vance, bro. [laughter]

02:06:05.198 --> 02:06:07.839
>> I'm Vance.

02:06:06.000 --> 02:06:10.577
>> Underrated something that happened in co

02:06:07.840 --> 02:06:11.760
is Shane. Uh, we're like we're making a

02:06:10.577 --> 02:06:13.520
[laughter]

02:06:11.760 --> 02:06:15.440
>> I you guys were making the biggest

02:06:13.520 --> 02:06:17.280
mistake comedically.

02:06:15.439 --> 02:06:19.919
>> I was so mad. There was a video going

02:06:17.279 --> 02:06:22.399
around of of all these stars singing

02:06:19.920 --> 02:06:24.000
some like Beatles song. Imagine. Yeah.

02:06:22.399 --> 02:06:26.879
Imagine there's no heaven.

02:06:24.000 --> 02:06:28.319
>> So Louis's idea was like, let's do

02:06:26.880 --> 02:06:30.239
something making fun of it. We'll all

02:06:28.319 --> 02:06:32.158
sing a song with the sickness. down with

02:06:30.238 --> 02:06:33.919
the sickness and we'll make a video. And

02:06:32.158 --> 02:06:35.198
I was like, "Oh, I'll I'll edit it."

02:06:33.920 --> 02:06:36.719
>> So, we just got to sing,

02:06:35.198 --> 02:06:37.919
>> but I need every single one of you to

02:06:36.719 --> 02:06:38.800
sing the full song

02:06:37.920 --> 02:06:40.399
>> and I can choose

02:06:38.800 --> 02:06:42.159
>> and then I'll pick and then I just have

02:06:40.399 --> 02:06:43.439
a full video of every single one of

02:06:42.158 --> 02:06:44.799
these dumb asses singing that [laughter]

02:06:43.439 --> 02:06:46.960
song. And I was like, first off, the

02:06:44.800 --> 02:06:47.360
idea was not funny. That is gay. I will

02:06:46.960 --> 02:06:49.760
not.

02:06:47.359 --> 02:06:51.519
>> I was doing it as a favor to Lewis. I

02:06:49.760 --> 02:06:54.639
was like, if you think this is good, and

02:06:51.520 --> 02:06:56.480
then Shane Shane called me goes, how how

02:06:54.639 --> 02:06:57.737
bad will your retaliation be if I

02:06:56.479 --> 02:06:57.919
release your video?

02:06:57.737 --> 02:06:59.840
>> [laughter]

02:06:57.920 --> 02:07:01.279
>> I was like, "Dude, I didn't put anyone's

02:06:59.840 --> 02:07:02.880
videos." I was like, "Bro,

02:07:01.279 --> 02:07:05.439
>> you have right now. Send it to

02:07:02.880 --> 02:07:06.719
>> J comedian. You should do it. I will

02:07:05.439 --> 02:07:09.678
scorch the earth to get back.

02:07:06.719 --> 02:07:11.760
>> Send to Jamie right now."

02:07:09.679 --> 02:07:14.766
>> Do you have it categorized?

02:07:11.760 --> 02:07:16.239
>> I was. And I kept trying to like like

02:07:14.766 --> 02:07:18.319
[snorts] it was hard to make sure they

02:07:16.238 --> 02:07:19.359
did it seriously. So, I was like, "No,

02:07:18.319 --> 02:07:20.719
like don't [ __ ] around. It would be

02:07:19.359 --> 02:07:23.359
funnier if you guys are like really

02:07:20.719 --> 02:07:24.399
singing as the best you can." You [ __ ]

02:07:23.359 --> 02:07:27.039
around in yours.

02:07:24.399 --> 02:07:29.519
>> I did. Oh, thank God. But I mean it's

02:07:27.039 --> 02:07:31.359
still a horrific and embarrassing video.

02:07:29.520 --> 02:07:34.079
>> That whole thing was karaoke.

02:07:31.359 --> 02:07:35.679
>> Imagine there's no heaven while granny

02:07:34.078 --> 02:07:37.759
just died of co.

02:07:35.679 --> 02:07:39.359
>> Also, it's like this is this is like

02:07:37.760 --> 02:07:40.239
it's a war song.

02:07:39.359 --> 02:07:41.920
>> Yeah.

02:07:40.238 --> 02:07:42.479
>> It's a war and religion song.

02:07:41.920 --> 02:07:43.359
>> Yeah.

02:07:42.479 --> 02:07:45.198
>> What are we doing?

02:07:43.359 --> 02:07:47.519
>> Very that was a very strange time where

02:07:45.198 --> 02:07:49.198
people just got into smelling their own

02:07:47.520 --> 02:07:51.280
farts.

02:07:49.198 --> 02:07:52.960
>> Well, the co hit and actors had no juice

02:07:51.279 --> 02:07:53.840
anymore. They were like, "Oh, we got to

02:07:52.960 --> 02:07:55.679
stand out.

02:07:53.840 --> 02:07:57.440
>> Please don't." Oh my god. The real one,

02:07:55.679 --> 02:07:58.319
the one that I imagine video.

02:07:57.439 --> 02:07:59.598
>> I can't watch this.

02:07:58.319 --> 02:08:02.158
>> Throwing it up for you guys to see.

02:07:59.599 --> 02:08:03.360
>> Actors really made themselves worthless.

02:08:02.158 --> 02:08:04.559
>> Yeah, I can't.

02:08:03.359 --> 02:08:05.679
>> Okay, we can't sing it.

02:08:04.560 --> 02:08:07.039
>> The Beatles are probably

02:08:05.679 --> 02:08:08.399
>> Sarah Silverman being all serious.

02:08:07.039 --> 02:08:09.439
>> She's like, "What stars are in this?

02:08:08.399 --> 02:08:10.479
I'll do it."

02:08:09.439 --> 02:08:11.598
>> Oh, she was being joked.

02:08:10.479 --> 02:08:13.039
>> I don't know who that is.

02:08:11.599 --> 02:08:14.000
>> Who is that?

02:08:13.039 --> 02:08:15.039
>> Timothy Shalomé.

02:08:14.000 --> 02:08:17.599
>> What's wrong with his teeth?

02:08:15.039 --> 02:08:20.268
>> Oh, Fallon. Oh, Fallon.

02:08:17.599 --> 02:08:21.279
>> He's an opener now.

02:08:20.268 --> 02:08:24.078
[laughter]

02:08:21.279 --> 02:08:24.639
>> You can kind of hear it. Oh, [ __ ]

02:08:24.078 --> 02:08:26.319
insane.

02:08:24.639 --> 02:08:27.840
>> This is worse than being like Epste.

02:08:26.319 --> 02:08:30.158
>> Get an iPhone clamp.

02:08:27.840 --> 02:08:31.599
>> God, actors.

02:08:30.158 --> 02:08:32.799
>> So [ __ ] weird.

02:08:31.599 --> 02:08:34.000
>> Well, they're not as important as they

02:08:32.800 --> 02:08:36.239
used to be. So they're like, "Oh, this

02:08:34.000 --> 02:08:37.439
will be about they were like, I'm not

02:08:36.238 --> 02:08:38.799
getting attention. Let's just do it

02:08:37.439 --> 02:08:39.759
ourselves." And you're like, "You guys

02:08:38.800 --> 02:08:41.039
can't do this."

02:08:39.760 --> 02:08:43.199
>> The worst was the black and white one

02:08:41.039 --> 02:08:44.078
when they're like, "I am ashamed of my

02:08:43.198 --> 02:08:44.960
whiteness."

02:08:44.078 --> 02:08:46.559
>> Yeah.

02:08:44.960 --> 02:08:47.198
>> That wasn't even a song. That was just

02:08:46.560 --> 02:08:50.320
them talking.

02:08:47.198 --> 02:08:52.559
>> The blackm

02:08:50.319 --> 02:08:53.198
BLM Brian. There's so many good ones.

02:08:52.560 --> 02:08:58.259
>> You do.

02:08:53.198 --> 02:08:58.879
>> It's so good. Da da da. I gota going.

02:08:58.259 --> 02:09:00.800
[laughter]

02:08:58.880 --> 02:09:01.520
>> Send that to Jamie right now. Send that

02:09:00.800 --> 02:09:02.960
to Jamie right now.

02:09:01.520 --> 02:09:04.320
>> D. Roa will get sincere.

02:09:02.960 --> 02:09:05.599
>> D. Roa gets sincere. Especially when

02:09:04.319 --> 02:09:08.078
he's drunk. Dude, you're such a good

02:09:05.599 --> 02:09:09.599
friend. I'm like, "Shut up, cat.

02:09:08.078 --> 02:09:10.559
>> You're [laughter] adopted. Shut up.

02:09:09.599 --> 02:09:12.000
>> Shut up. I would never be friends with

02:09:10.560 --> 02:09:13.199
an adopted guy.

02:09:12.000 --> 02:09:15.039
>> You Egyptian weirdo."

02:09:13.198 --> 02:09:17.439
>> Everybody was like trying to be silly,

02:09:15.039 --> 02:09:18.880
but the bit sucked so bad.

02:09:17.439 --> 02:09:20.158
>> I was so happy when you guys were doing

02:09:18.880 --> 02:09:22.880
I was at Stan Hopes when this was going

02:09:20.158 --> 02:09:24.158
on. Oh my god. I didn't get the drunken

02:09:22.880 --> 02:09:25.279
like you guys suck.

02:09:24.158 --> 02:09:27.759
>> You [laughter] killed us.

02:09:25.279 --> 02:09:32.519
>> Me and Stan over hammered.

02:09:27.760 --> 02:09:32.520
>> You killed how much these dudes suck.

02:09:32.719 --> 02:09:35.198
>> That [ __ ] blew, dude. I can't believe

02:09:34.560 --> 02:09:36.320
you guys did that.

02:09:35.198 --> 02:09:37.839
>> How much you got left in there?

02:09:36.319 --> 02:09:39.840
>> It's such a weird thing where people

02:09:37.840 --> 02:09:41.199
decide to do things to make themselves

02:09:39.840 --> 02:09:43.119
look like they care.

02:09:41.198 --> 02:09:44.960
>> Look like they care. That's the thing

02:09:43.118 --> 02:09:45.759
about Hollywood. They want to look like

02:09:44.960 --> 02:09:48.239
they care

02:09:45.760 --> 02:09:49.440
>> and it's so [ __ ] transparent. That's

02:09:48.238 --> 02:09:50.879
always a bummer you get that text like,

02:09:49.439 --> 02:09:52.479
"Hey, can you make a video for this?"

02:09:50.880 --> 02:09:54.000
I'm like, "Ah, it's going to ruin my

02:09:52.479 --> 02:09:55.839
whole day because you like have to think

02:09:54.000 --> 02:09:56.800
about it and spend time on it.

02:09:55.840 --> 02:09:57.760
>> It's a nightmare."

02:09:56.800 --> 02:09:59.119
>> Change your number.

02:09:57.760 --> 02:10:00.639
>> Yeah. Like, can you help me with this?

02:09:59.118 --> 02:10:01.519
>> You get You get one or two of those.

02:10:00.639 --> 02:10:04.078
Change your number.

02:10:01.520 --> 02:10:04.719
>> There we go. Jojo Rabbit.

02:10:04.078 --> 02:10:06.479
>> Music, please.

02:10:04.719 --> 02:10:08.960
>> Music, please.

02:10:06.479 --> 02:10:11.359
>> Oh, it's going to be cold. [music]

02:10:08.960 --> 02:10:14.359
>> Woo! He's back, baby.

02:10:11.359 --> 02:10:14.359
>> I

02:10:15.198 --> 02:10:18.638
mushroom. Yeah. Congrats. Congrats on

02:10:17.359 --> 02:10:21.359
the Ivy game, bro. That's sick,

02:10:18.639 --> 02:10:23.760
>> dude. That is such a win. That is such a

02:10:21.359 --> 02:10:24.639
gigantic win.

02:10:23.760 --> 02:10:26.239
>> They're going to reschedule the

02:10:24.639 --> 02:10:27.279
psychedelics and have them available to

02:10:26.238 --> 02:10:29.279
people.

02:10:27.279 --> 02:10:30.800
>> But what's interesting is that all this

02:10:29.279 --> 02:10:33.118
was done during the Nixon administration

02:10:30.800 --> 02:10:34.480
to squash the civil rights movement,

02:10:33.118 --> 02:10:34.880
>> civil rights movement, and the anti-war

02:10:34.479 --> 02:10:36.158
movement.

02:10:34.880 --> 02:10:37.279
>> Black people don't even like mushrooms.

02:10:36.158 --> 02:10:38.559
>> And that was also one of the things that

02:10:37.279 --> 02:10:39.679
I got to say.

02:10:38.560 --> 02:10:41.920
>> Yeah, this is one of the things that I

02:10:39.679 --> 02:10:42.880
got to say during the whole Trump thing.

02:10:41.920 --> 02:10:43.920
>> You said black people don't like

02:10:42.880 --> 02:10:45.520
>> I said, no, I didn't say that.

02:10:43.920 --> 02:10:48.239
>> Okay. [laughter]

02:10:45.520 --> 02:10:49.679
Black people don't like modern. I said

02:10:48.238 --> 02:10:53.198
they love certain foods, but you can't

02:10:49.679 --> 02:10:55.118
bring them up. I uh I said the these

02:10:53.198 --> 02:10:56.399
things weren't made illegal. It was like

02:10:55.118 --> 02:10:57.839
because it was all live. They couldn't

02:10:56.399 --> 02:11:00.078
stop me from saying it. And Trump just

02:10:57.840 --> 02:11:01.840
let me talk. So I said, "These aren't

02:11:00.078 --> 02:11:04.719
illegal because they're harmful. They're

02:11:01.840 --> 02:11:06.880
illegal because of the sweeping um

02:11:04.719 --> 02:11:08.319
controlled substances act of the 1970s

02:11:06.880 --> 02:11:09.599
and the Richard Nixon administration to

02:11:08.319 --> 02:11:10.880
target the civil rights movement and the

02:11:09.599 --> 02:11:12.319
anti-war movement.

02:11:10.880 --> 02:11:13.440
>> That's why they made them illegal.

02:11:12.319 --> 02:11:15.279
They're not illegal because they're

02:11:13.439 --> 02:11:17.039
harmful. And the idea that they were

02:11:15.279 --> 02:11:18.399
schedule one for all these years when so

02:11:17.039 --> 02:11:20.639
many people are using them to quit

02:11:18.399 --> 02:11:22.960
smoking, to quit drinking, to quit

02:11:20.639 --> 02:11:25.440
drugs, to get their life together, to

02:11:22.960 --> 02:11:26.639
like relax before they're dying. Like so

02:11:25.439 --> 02:11:28.559
many people that are like filled with

02:11:26.639 --> 02:11:29.840
anxiety cuz they're dying of cancer.

02:11:28.560 --> 02:11:30.800
They take mushrooms and they're like, I

02:11:29.840 --> 02:11:32.719
think I'm going to be okay.

02:11:30.800 --> 02:11:34.560
>> Can you get [ __ ] up on Ibaane?

02:11:32.719 --> 02:11:35.920
>> No, it's not recreational at all.

02:11:34.560 --> 02:11:37.119
>> Oh, really? It's bad.

02:11:35.920 --> 02:11:37.520
>> It's a bad experience.

02:11:37.118 --> 02:11:38.799
>> What?

02:11:37.520 --> 02:11:41.040
>> Yeah. It's not like a fun time,

02:11:38.800 --> 02:11:42.800
>> but it's it's neurogenerative. like it

02:11:41.039 --> 02:11:45.840
it helps people that have like Rick

02:11:42.800 --> 02:11:47.920
Perry the the governor he had some sort

02:11:45.840 --> 02:11:49.599
of like natural atrophy of his brain

02:11:47.920 --> 02:11:53.039
that happens when you get older

02:11:49.599 --> 02:11:55.840
>> within 6 weeks or so after doing it 25%

02:11:53.039 --> 02:11:57.519
of the atrophy was gone 6 months later

02:11:55.840 --> 02:12:01.279
100% of it was gone

02:11:57.520 --> 02:12:03.119
>> what it's nuts it's it's very positive

02:12:01.279 --> 02:12:06.158
but a bad feeling when you're doing it

02:12:03.118 --> 02:12:08.319
>> who is this Perry Rick Perry the former

02:12:06.158 --> 02:12:10.879
governor of Texas Republican governor

02:12:08.319 --> 02:12:12.960
who is a staunch anti-drug guy his whole

02:12:10.880 --> 02:12:14.719
life. And then he talked to all these

02:12:12.960 --> 02:12:16.719
veterans that were using it to get off

02:12:14.719 --> 02:12:18.639
of whatever opiates that they were on.

02:12:16.719 --> 02:12:19.599
>> Let me try it in secret. Let me try it

02:12:18.639 --> 02:12:21.199
in secret.

02:12:19.599 --> 02:12:22.800
>> I don't know if it was, let me try it in

02:12:21.198 --> 02:12:24.879
secret cuz he was open about talking

02:12:22.800 --> 02:12:26.800
about it. And and he did it and he said

02:12:24.880 --> 02:12:28.800
it changed his life, too. And he says,

02:12:26.800 --> 02:12:30.000
"This is my life now. I'm dedicated to

02:12:28.800 --> 02:12:31.920
trying to make this stuff legal."

02:12:30.000 --> 02:12:33.039
>> So, it's kind of like Ozic. It makes you

02:12:31.920 --> 02:12:34.880
stop doing stuff.

02:12:33.039 --> 02:12:36.800
>> Well, Ompic is weird because it does

02:12:34.880 --> 02:12:37.599
make you stop doing addictive things,

02:12:36.800 --> 02:12:39.520
too. It does,

02:12:37.599 --> 02:12:41.360
>> but it cuts down your sex drive, too. It

02:12:39.520 --> 02:12:43.360
cuts down love. Like, you don't get

02:12:41.359 --> 02:12:44.479
excited about stuff. Yeah. People are

02:12:43.359 --> 02:12:46.000
saying it keeps you from being

02:12:44.479 --> 02:12:46.879
passionate about it.

02:12:46.000 --> 02:12:48.399
>> Cuts down love.

02:12:46.880 --> 02:12:50.239
>> It's just weird when you see, we were

02:12:48.399 --> 02:12:52.078
talking about that lady, some of these

02:12:50.238 --> 02:12:53.839
hot actresses that are doing it and they

02:12:52.078 --> 02:12:55.359
don't need to do it. Drink it.

02:12:53.840 --> 02:12:57.119
>> Be fat and horny.

02:12:55.359 --> 02:12:58.799
>> Fat and horny. Yeah,

02:12:57.118 --> 02:13:01.039
>> that's a good radio team. Fat and horny

02:12:58.800 --> 02:13:03.440
in the morning. It's also girls don't

02:13:01.039 --> 02:13:04.078
realize like a little bit of fat on them

02:13:03.439 --> 02:13:06.479
is hot.

02:13:04.078 --> 02:13:08.639
>> Yeah. Little jiggle. When girls are like

02:13:06.479 --> 02:13:09.678
10 lb overweight, it's like when they

02:13:08.639 --> 02:13:10.560
think they're overweight, you're like,

02:13:09.679 --> 02:13:12.639
"Yeah."

02:13:10.560 --> 02:13:15.760
>> Especially if they're confident with it.

02:13:12.639 --> 02:13:17.279
Just gives them curves, makes sexy.

02:13:15.760 --> 02:13:18.719
>> When you when they lose all that weight

02:13:17.279 --> 02:13:19.519
and get that ompic face, it's like,

02:13:18.719 --> 02:13:21.198
"What are you doing?"

02:13:19.520 --> 02:13:23.760
>> Pull up Olivia Wild. You see her? She

02:13:21.198 --> 02:13:25.279
looks like before you got here.

02:13:23.760 --> 02:13:27.840
>> Oh man. [laughter]

02:13:25.279 --> 02:13:29.198
>> Pull up her and a lemur. It's dead. The

02:13:27.840 --> 02:13:30.560
eyes. It's dead on.

02:13:29.198 --> 02:13:34.198
>> Who's Olivia Wild? She's a really

02:13:30.560 --> 02:13:34.199
beautiful actress.

02:13:34.639 --> 02:13:39.440
>> She's so fat at all, man. But she's been

02:13:38.078 --> 02:13:40.078
>> Look how hot.

02:13:39.439 --> 02:13:42.238
>> Gorgeous.

02:13:40.078 --> 02:13:44.639
>> But now look at the most recent video of

02:13:42.238 --> 02:13:46.319
her where Yeah. Look at that.

02:13:44.639 --> 02:13:46.800
>> Now pull up a ringtail lemur if you can

02:13:46.319 --> 02:13:48.399
find one.

02:13:46.800 --> 02:13:48.800
>> I know exactly what a lemur looks like,

02:13:48.399 --> 02:13:51.046
bro.

02:13:48.800 --> 02:13:51.840
>> It's a cute little little nugget.

02:13:51.046 --> 02:13:54.319
[snorts]

02:13:51.840 --> 02:13:55.440
>> LOOK AT THAT. SAME EYES. [laughter]

02:13:54.319 --> 02:13:57.118
>> SAME EYES.

02:13:55.439 --> 02:13:59.519
>> WAIT, what happened to her? Did she just

02:13:57.118 --> 02:14:01.359
hit the wall? No, there's no way. She

02:13:59.520 --> 02:14:01.920
just hit the wall. She's She's still

02:14:01.359 --> 02:14:02.799
fairly young.

02:14:01.920 --> 02:14:04.719
>> How old is she?

02:14:02.800 --> 02:14:06.000
>> And she was really hot. She was on a

02:14:04.719 --> 02:14:08.480
some 42. She's

02:14:06.000 --> 02:14:09.760
>> She was in house in 2007. She's older.

02:14:08.479 --> 02:14:10.000
She's 20 years older than she was on

02:14:09.760 --> 02:14:11.920
House.

02:14:10.000 --> 02:14:12.560
>> Yeah, but dude, recently she looked

02:14:11.920 --> 02:14:14.480
really hot.

02:14:12.560 --> 02:14:15.119
>> Also, she's gorgeous.

02:14:14.479 --> 02:14:16.799
>> Gorgeous.

02:14:15.118 --> 02:14:18.559
>> No, I don't think it's the wall, dude.

02:14:16.800 --> 02:14:20.960
>> Her real name is Cockburn. That's funny.

02:14:18.560 --> 02:14:21.920
>> Okay, but does anybody know if she's

02:14:20.960 --> 02:14:22.800
taken that stuff?

02:14:21.920 --> 02:14:24.239
>> No, I don't think so.

02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:26.159
>> That's not even Obzimpic. That's the

02:14:24.238 --> 02:14:28.238
eyes. That's a different thing. Look at

02:14:26.158 --> 02:14:30.479
the giant eyeballs.

02:14:28.238 --> 02:14:34.319
>> We She might feel bad doing this.

02:14:30.479 --> 02:14:36.078
>> I don't want to the lady epic.

02:14:34.319 --> 02:14:37.759
>> It's still

02:14:36.078 --> 02:14:40.078
I think it's a little bit of it is just

02:14:37.760 --> 02:14:41.119
like just women have this thing where

02:14:40.078 --> 02:14:42.238
they think they're supposed to be

02:14:41.118 --> 02:14:42.719
skinny.

02:14:42.238 --> 02:14:43.598
>> Yeah.

02:14:42.719 --> 02:14:44.560
>> Oh, 42.

02:14:43.599 --> 02:14:46.560
>> Well, they are.

02:14:44.560 --> 02:14:49.119
>> Yeah, but dude, 42. Look at look at

02:14:46.560 --> 02:14:50.719
[ __ ] what's her name? Jennifer Lopez.

02:14:49.118 --> 02:14:52.158
>> Yeah. Yeah. Look at Outliers.

02:14:50.719 --> 02:14:53.599
>> She's hot as [ __ ] That's a Puerto

02:14:52.158 --> 02:14:56.638
Rican. Yeah. Look at LeBron, but

02:14:53.599 --> 02:14:58.159
everybody else it goes out at 38.

02:14:56.639 --> 02:14:59.168
>> Could you hand me one of those bruskies?

02:14:58.158 --> 02:15:00.078
>> Absolutely, buddy. What are you

02:14:59.167 --> 02:15:01.118
[laughter] looking for?

02:15:00.078 --> 02:15:02.960
>> A bottle.

02:15:01.118 --> 02:15:04.479
>> Hey, bottle rust.

02:15:02.960 --> 02:15:08.679
>> This is sad that so many of these women

02:15:04.479 --> 02:15:08.678
think that they have to be way.

02:15:09.279 --> 02:15:13.198
I think it's just a bad picture. Bad

02:15:10.719 --> 02:15:14.399
night or night.

02:15:13.198 --> 02:15:16.319
>> I thought that was a great picture.

02:15:14.399 --> 02:15:17.598
>> She's still beautiful. And she doesn't

02:15:16.319 --> 02:15:19.359
even look remotely overweight.

02:15:17.599 --> 02:15:19.840
>> Dude, Seth Rogan looks like a troll next

02:15:19.359 --> 02:15:21.598
to her.

02:15:19.840 --> 02:15:22.480
>> That's from two weeks ago. [snorts]

02:15:21.599 --> 02:15:23.679
>> Two weeks. What?

02:15:22.479 --> 02:15:24.718
>> Oh, no. That's just

02:15:23.679 --> 02:15:26.639
>> fine. That was what

02:15:24.719 --> 02:15:28.639
>> she might have been bad video.

02:15:26.639 --> 02:15:30.400
>> Let's leave her alone. Leave her alone.

02:15:28.639 --> 02:15:32.000
Leave her alone lady. Yeah, I was wrong.

02:15:30.399 --> 02:15:32.238
You didn't hit the wall at all. A lot of

02:15:32.000 --> 02:15:33.840
[ __ ]

02:15:32.238 --> 02:15:35.598
>> You know what I like is uh the big fat

02:15:33.840 --> 02:15:36.319
guys that need the ompic.

02:15:35.599 --> 02:15:36.639
>> Need it.

02:15:36.319 --> 02:15:36.880
>> Yeah.

02:15:36.639 --> 02:15:37.760
>> Yeah.

02:15:36.880 --> 02:15:39.199
>> I like that,

02:15:37.760 --> 02:15:40.560
>> my friend. He's on the fat pill.

02:15:39.198 --> 02:15:42.479
>> Some of them defeat it.

02:15:40.560 --> 02:15:44.159
>> Yeah, I know a guy. We know a guy fully.

02:15:42.479 --> 02:15:45.519
I didn't want to say plowed right

02:15:44.158 --> 02:15:46.719
through.

02:15:45.520 --> 02:15:47.760
>> How [laughter] did he do that? He just

02:15:46.719 --> 02:15:49.279
keeps eating.

02:15:47.760 --> 02:15:50.639
>> He has habits, dude. When we were doing

02:15:49.279 --> 02:15:54.078
the 999,

02:15:50.639 --> 02:15:55.840
>> he he three hot dogs in. We had nine hot

02:15:54.078 --> 02:15:57.519
dogs, nine beers, and nine innings. And

02:15:55.840 --> 02:15:58.560
by the way, pitch clock, so it's way

02:15:57.520 --> 02:15:59.920
harder than when it was invented.

02:15:58.560 --> 02:16:02.000
>> Although we did get there early. We got

02:15:59.920 --> 02:16:03.199
there. Okconor had seven hot dogs before

02:16:02.000 --> 02:16:04.719
the national anthem.

02:16:03.198 --> 02:16:07.039
>> Conor Conor [laughter]

02:16:04.719 --> 02:16:09.279
Okconor like what's your strategy? I'm

02:16:07.039 --> 02:16:11.219
going to just chug these hot dogs. Chug

02:16:09.279 --> 02:16:11.759
hot dogs. Passed out till the sixth.

02:16:11.219 --> 02:16:13.198
[laughter]

02:16:11.760 --> 02:16:14.880
Woke up. You didn't wake him up in the

02:16:13.198 --> 02:16:15.839
night to be like, dude, you're too late.

02:16:14.880 --> 02:16:18.560
You got to get it.

02:16:15.840 --> 02:16:19.599
>> He got it. He was like, [laughter]

02:16:18.560 --> 02:16:21.840
>> I'm a champion.

02:16:19.599 --> 02:16:22.560
>> It's the bread. The salt gets you.

02:16:21.840 --> 02:16:24.480
>> It's disgusting.

02:16:22.560 --> 02:16:26.000
>> Yeah, but H Foley, three hot dogs in,

02:16:24.479 --> 02:16:27.919
you look over, he's eating a cheese

02:16:26.000 --> 02:16:31.800
steak.

02:16:27.920 --> 02:16:31.800
>> He's getting other grare

02:16:34.959 --> 02:16:39.199
[ __ ] how full I am. If you put a

02:16:37.519 --> 02:16:39.840
cheese steak in front of me, I'm eating

02:16:39.200 --> 02:16:40.559
that [ __ ]

02:16:39.840 --> 02:16:42.398
>> It's like

02:16:40.558 --> 02:16:44.318
>> There's a new place in Austin. There's a

02:16:42.398 --> 02:16:47.039
food truck that Tony turned me on to

02:16:44.318 --> 02:16:49.439
that has cheese steaks. Air just had

02:16:47.040 --> 02:16:50.319
one. What is that place, Jamie? Do you

02:16:49.439 --> 02:16:51.359
know the place?

02:16:50.318 --> 02:16:53.119
>> Do you know what it is, Jamie?

02:16:51.359 --> 02:16:53.599
>> Don't say it. We'll never get in again.

02:16:53.120 --> 02:16:55.040
>> What's that?

02:16:53.599 --> 02:16:57.200
>> No, not at all.

02:16:55.040 --> 02:16:59.439
>> I think I think I saw it on uh on

02:16:57.200 --> 02:16:59.840
Seamless. I almost got it all day. So

02:16:59.439 --> 02:17:01.120
legit.

02:16:59.840 --> 02:17:01.920
>> Is it on Sixth Street? Cuz the food

02:17:01.120 --> 02:17:04.079
sucks over there.

02:17:01.920 --> 02:17:06.079
>> This food sucks on Six. You got to go.

02:17:04.079 --> 02:17:07.920
>> Yeah, it's a weird spot because it used

02:17:06.079 --> 02:17:10.079
to be the Dirty Six. It was all just

02:17:07.920 --> 02:17:10.638
like drunk people food. It didn't have

02:17:10.079 --> 02:17:12.398
to be good.

02:17:10.638 --> 02:17:12.959
>> Still, it's getting worse, dude.

02:17:12.398 --> 02:17:14.718
>> But

02:17:12.959 --> 02:17:16.398
>> you got Black Rabbit. That's it. But

02:17:14.718 --> 02:17:17.438
there's a fog to chow a block away.

02:17:16.398 --> 02:17:18.879
>> I think it might be R&B.

02:17:17.439 --> 02:17:19.359
>> There's a Fogo de Chow block away from

02:17:18.879 --> 02:17:20.079
the club.

02:17:19.359 --> 02:17:22.399
>> Where?

02:17:20.079 --> 02:17:23.280
>> It's It's down the street.

02:17:22.398 --> 02:17:25.439
>> It's R&B.

02:17:23.280 --> 02:17:28.399
>> It's on like second or third. I've never

02:17:25.439 --> 02:17:29.280
seen Fogo. It's on Congress. So, it's

02:17:28.398 --> 02:17:31.279
two blocks away.

02:17:29.280 --> 02:17:34.479
>> Yeah. But it's not 36. It's way off.

02:17:31.280 --> 02:17:35.439
>> Right. Right. But but it's it's not far.

02:17:34.478 --> 02:17:35.920
I get what you're saying. It's still

02:17:35.439 --> 02:17:37.280
downtown.

02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:39.200
>> These are the guys. These are the guys.

02:17:37.280 --> 02:17:40.559
>> I'm going there tonight. So, uh what is

02:17:39.200 --> 02:17:41.840
it? What's the name of it?

02:17:40.558 --> 02:17:44.239
>> R&B. R&B.

02:17:41.840 --> 02:17:46.880
>> R&B Steak and Fries. Bro, I'm telling

02:17:44.239 --> 02:17:49.599
you, their [ __ ] cheese steaks are so

02:17:46.879 --> 02:17:52.000
legit. These guys brought them to the

02:17:49.599 --> 02:17:53.280
the club and I was like and Tonyy's

02:17:52.000 --> 02:17:54.718
like, "Dude, you got to try this." I was

02:17:53.280 --> 02:17:57.040
like, "I'm not I'm not really hungry,

02:17:54.718 --> 02:17:59.039
but let me I start one bite and I

02:17:57.040 --> 02:18:00.960
scarfed it. I scarfed it."

02:17:59.040 --> 02:18:03.760
>> Oh, they got the [ __ ] sauteed onions.

02:18:00.959 --> 02:18:05.279
>> Oh, it's so good, dude. It's so good.

02:18:03.760 --> 02:18:06.159
These guys are so And they're cool,

02:18:05.280 --> 02:18:07.359
dudes.

02:18:06.159 --> 02:18:08.398
>> Very, very, very legit.

02:18:07.359 --> 02:18:09.040
>> Wait, go back up. I want to see his

02:18:08.398 --> 02:18:09.840
nickname.

02:18:09.040 --> 02:18:11.200
>> Boo.

02:18:09.840 --> 02:18:13.840
>> Boo. [laughter]

02:18:11.200 --> 02:18:16.240
>> Black guys rule.

02:18:13.840 --> 02:18:17.920
Boo Bradley.

02:18:16.239 --> 02:18:19.039
>> Man, it's almost time for Jeremiah Love

02:18:17.920 --> 02:18:19.760
highlights.

02:18:19.040 --> 02:18:21.040
>> Easy.

02:18:19.760 --> 02:18:22.478
>> It's almost time, dude.

02:18:21.040 --> 02:18:22.960
>> Jeremiah Love.

02:18:22.478 --> 02:18:23.599
>> Oh, yeah.

02:18:22.959 --> 02:18:25.438
>> Who that is?

02:18:23.599 --> 02:18:26.719
>> I love that you're asking who that is.

02:18:25.439 --> 02:18:28.000
>> What are we talking about here?

02:18:26.718 --> 02:18:28.398
>> Is that politics?

02:18:28.000 --> 02:18:30.398
>> No.

02:18:28.398 --> 02:18:32.079
>> No. Football running back.

02:18:30.398 --> 02:18:32.638
>> Jeremiah Love sounds like a football

02:18:32.079 --> 02:18:33.120
player.

02:18:32.638 --> 02:18:33.920
>> Yeah, it does.

02:18:33.120 --> 02:18:34.240
>> He certainly is.

02:18:33.920 --> 02:18:35.679
>> Yeah.

02:18:34.239 --> 02:18:36.558
>> If he was a fighter, he'd probably quit

02:18:35.679 --> 02:18:38.478
in the third round.

02:18:36.558 --> 02:18:41.279
>> I don't know if a guy with that name

02:18:38.478 --> 02:18:43.679
>> if he had autism or I think he does.

02:18:41.280 --> 02:18:45.840
He's got at least OCD, but they they did

02:18:43.679 --> 02:18:47.359
a nice docu like a before the game they

02:18:45.840 --> 02:18:50.478
always like college game day always runs

02:18:47.359 --> 02:18:52.639
like a a heartwarming story, but he had

02:18:50.478 --> 02:18:53.760
like autism as a kid and they were like

02:18:52.638 --> 02:18:55.279
we don't know what to do. And then we

02:18:53.760 --> 02:18:56.318
got him in football and he was just a

02:18:55.280 --> 02:18:56.960
[ __ ] animal. [laughter]

02:18:56.318 --> 02:19:00.079
>> Oh wow.

02:18:56.959 --> 02:19:00.638
>> He's just

02:19:00.079 --> 02:19:01.920
so fast.

02:19:00.638 --> 02:19:02.558
>> Wow. Look at him go.

02:19:01.920 --> 02:19:04.318
>> Wow.

02:19:02.558 --> 02:19:06.000
>> Look at looking at his own sideline.

02:19:04.318 --> 02:19:08.000
>> Dude, autism is a superpower.

02:19:06.000 --> 02:19:09.200
>> Well, you just got to channel it.

02:19:08.000 --> 02:19:12.239
>> Tell me about it. You're going to like

02:19:09.200 --> 02:19:14.559
this one. Norman talk speak on it.

02:19:12.239 --> 02:19:16.239
>> Find a piano or comedy. I can speak

02:19:14.558 --> 02:19:17.039
about Neanderl jeans. You can speak

02:19:16.239 --> 02:19:18.478
about autism.

02:19:17.040 --> 02:19:20.319
>> These guys are tackling wrong.

02:19:18.478 --> 02:19:21.920
>> Look at him go, dude. Wow.

02:19:20.318 --> 02:19:23.119
>> Trying to catch a guy.

02:19:21.920 --> 02:19:25.200
>> You see him jumping over people.

02:19:23.120 --> 02:19:26.960
>> These guys are tackling wrong. He's like

02:19:25.200 --> 02:19:28.639
the correspondent shooter. Hey Jamie,

02:19:26.959 --> 02:19:30.718
who is that guy that they just signed

02:19:28.638 --> 02:19:32.638
from Africa? He's a 21-year-old guy

02:19:30.718 --> 02:19:33.839
who's never played football before.

02:19:32.638 --> 02:19:35.580
>> Philly did.

02:19:33.840 --> 02:19:36.639
>> Yeah, he's with the Eagles. Football

02:19:35.581 --> 02:19:38.000
[laughter] Football does that where

02:19:36.638 --> 02:19:40.000
you're like, "As long as you got As long

02:19:38.000 --> 02:19:42.000
as you got the skills, we got you."

02:19:40.000 --> 02:19:42.879
>> That was a nice rolling for a second.

02:19:42.000 --> 02:19:43.679
Look at that.

02:19:42.879 --> 02:19:44.558
>> What a wiggle.

02:19:43.679 --> 02:19:46.000
>> Oh my goodness.

02:19:44.558 --> 02:19:47.119
>> All they got to do to tackle him is look

02:19:46.000 --> 02:19:47.840
him directly in the eyes.

02:19:47.120 --> 02:19:48.479
>> No.

02:19:47.840 --> 02:19:50.880
>> Why?

02:19:48.478 --> 02:19:52.719
>> Cuz autism hates that [ __ ] Don't you

02:19:50.879 --> 02:19:54.000
ever shut the [ __ ] up. You look an

02:19:52.719 --> 02:19:55.920
autistic guy in the eyes, please.

02:19:54.000 --> 02:19:56.959
>> They don't look at you back though. It's

02:19:55.920 --> 02:19:57.520
not going to work if he doesn't look at

02:19:56.959 --> 02:19:58.239
you back.

02:19:57.520 --> 02:19:59.439
>> He's just dodging. Do

02:19:58.239 --> 02:20:00.478
>> you hate hugs? [laughter]

02:19:59.439 --> 02:20:01.920
>> He's dodging a hug.

02:20:00.478 --> 02:20:05.119
>> Hate a hug,

02:20:01.920 --> 02:20:10.000
>> bro. HE GET AWAY FROM [screaming] GET

02:20:05.120 --> 02:20:11.439
HIM. Get him. Get him. Take him down.

02:20:10.000 --> 02:20:12.239
>> Right in the lips. He got tongue there

02:20:11.439 --> 02:20:14.936
for the listeners.

02:20:12.239 --> 02:20:14.936
>> Assault, brother. [laughter]

02:20:15.840 --> 02:20:20.239
>> You should sue Joe.

02:20:18.318 --> 02:20:21.199
>> His whole body was vibrating when I was

02:20:20.239 --> 02:20:22.639
hugging him.

02:20:21.200 --> 02:20:25.840
>> Good [laughter] lord. I mean,

02:20:22.639 --> 02:20:28.959
>> that's how sick is touching,

02:20:25.840 --> 02:20:29.760
>> bro. I love a great show. Show Joe him

02:20:28.959 --> 02:20:30.879
jumping over some people.

02:20:29.760 --> 02:20:31.600
>> Hey, what are you boys doing next

02:20:30.879 --> 02:20:33.839
weekend?

02:20:31.600 --> 02:20:35.280
>> Oh, I think I got a gig. What do you got

02:20:33.840 --> 02:20:36.799
to next week is a roast?

02:20:35.280 --> 02:20:39.520
>> Next Saturday. Next Saturday.

02:20:36.799 --> 02:20:40.799
>> Oh yeah. At Netflix TD Garden

02:20:39.520 --> 02:20:41.600
>> in Boston. Damn.

02:20:40.799 --> 02:20:44.079
>> What are you doing?

02:20:41.600 --> 02:20:48.079
>> UFC. The UFC in New Jersey.

02:20:44.079 --> 02:20:49.520
>> Sean Strickland. Hamza Chamayv.

02:20:48.079 --> 02:20:50.559
>> Bro, they they're not even going to have

02:20:49.520 --> 02:20:51.920
a face off.

02:20:50.559 --> 02:20:54.239
>> They're worried about putting them close

02:20:51.920 --> 02:20:55.120
to each other cuz Shawn has talked so

02:20:54.239 --> 02:20:56.079
much [ __ ]

02:20:55.120 --> 02:20:58.399
>> He's a wild dude.

02:20:56.079 --> 02:21:02.478
>> He's a wild dude. And that [ __ ] talking

02:20:58.398 --> 02:21:03.920
that he does, it's emotional warfare cuz

02:21:02.478 --> 02:21:06.799
like you'll think about the [ __ ] He

02:21:03.920 --> 02:21:08.398
calls him a goat [ __ ] He's like he he

02:21:06.799 --> 02:21:09.358
won't stop talking [ __ ]

02:21:08.398 --> 02:21:11.760
>> No filter.

02:21:09.359 --> 02:21:14.000
>> Sean Strickland said that he said if

02:21:11.760 --> 02:21:17.120
those three goat [ __ ] he comes up to me

02:21:14.000 --> 02:21:18.879
with three of his goats goats.

02:21:17.120 --> 02:21:20.240
>> He said he Sean was like I'll shoot

02:21:18.879 --> 02:21:21.279
them. I'll pull out my gun. I'll shoot

02:21:20.239 --> 02:21:22.719
all three of them. And he's going like

02:21:21.280 --> 02:21:26.399
this. Boom boom boom. Jesus.

02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:28.799
>> He's talking so much [ __ ] But that it's

02:21:26.398 --> 02:21:30.639
emotional warfare. It's like what Connor

02:21:28.799 --> 02:21:33.039
used to do. What Connor did with Jose

02:21:30.639 --> 02:21:35.358
Aldo. He had him so [ __ ] up before

02:21:33.040 --> 02:21:38.560
that fight and he was just like so emo

02:21:35.359 --> 02:21:40.079
because Aldo was a legend. Nobody talked

02:21:38.559 --> 02:21:42.799
[ __ ] about him. Everybody was terrified

02:21:40.079 --> 02:21:45.280
of him. And Connor was just constantly

02:21:42.799 --> 02:21:47.119
talking [ __ ] about him. Stole his belt

02:21:45.280 --> 02:21:48.880
at a press conference and like was

02:21:47.120 --> 02:21:50.880
holding [laughter] it up. And by the

02:21:48.879 --> 02:21:52.959
time the fight happened, Aldo was just

02:21:50.879 --> 02:21:55.438
so worked up and Connor was just like

02:21:52.959 --> 02:21:57.919
super relaxed and smiling. That's how

02:21:55.439 --> 02:21:58.960
Roberto Duran beat Robinson because he

02:21:57.920 --> 02:21:59.920
called his wife a horror.

02:21:58.959 --> 02:22:02.559
>> Who's Robinson?

02:21:59.920 --> 02:22:05.840
>> Sugar. Noonard. No, Leonard. Leonard.

02:22:02.559 --> 02:22:07.840
Sorry, wrong. Dare you. It was he talked

02:22:05.840 --> 02:22:10.000
Sugar Ray into fighting his kind of

02:22:07.840 --> 02:22:11.359
fight. He literally like Do you think

02:22:10.000 --> 02:22:11.760
Strickland can do that?

02:22:11.359 --> 02:22:12.880
>> No.

02:22:11.760 --> 02:22:15.359
>> Strickland is a

02:22:12.879 --> 02:22:17.358
>> He's good, but he's not.

02:22:15.359 --> 02:22:19.200
Strickland is one of the best fighters

02:22:17.359 --> 02:22:22.000
on planet Earth. Make no mistake about

02:22:19.200 --> 02:22:24.079
it. So is Hamza. But Strickland is also

02:22:22.000 --> 02:22:26.159
a legitimate world champion. He's a guy

02:22:24.079 --> 02:22:28.239
who's accustomed to five rounders. He's

02:22:26.159 --> 02:22:29.920
got phenomenal cardio. He's one of the

02:22:28.239 --> 02:22:31.359
hardest guys to hit in the sport.

02:22:29.920 --> 02:22:36.159
>> But can he

02:22:31.359 --> 02:22:38.960
>> 100% he has underrated grappling? Listen

02:22:36.159 --> 02:22:40.959
to me as an expert. He's allegedly he's

02:22:38.959 --> 02:22:42.318
one of the best take down. He's got some

02:22:40.959 --> 02:22:44.079
of the best takedown defense in the

02:22:42.318 --> 02:22:45.039
game. Underrated grappling. Strickland

02:22:44.079 --> 02:22:46.559
has a legit chance.

02:22:45.040 --> 02:22:49.120
>> Can I Can I just say this as someone

02:22:46.559 --> 02:22:51.680
who's heard you talk about this kind of

02:22:49.120 --> 02:22:54.319
stuff for many, many years. You give it

02:22:51.680 --> 02:22:55.120
up more for the person you think is not

02:22:54.318 --> 02:22:56.719
gonna win.

02:22:55.120 --> 02:22:58.240
>> Oh, interesting.

02:22:56.719 --> 02:22:59.279
>> Because you didn't say about Hamza in

02:22:58.239 --> 02:23:01.840
this. You just said

02:22:59.280 --> 02:23:04.399
>> No, no. I will tell you a lot about it's

02:23:01.840 --> 02:23:05.120
obvious. So, you go, but don't count out

02:23:04.398 --> 02:23:06.719
the underdog.

02:23:05.120 --> 02:23:08.240
>> No, I'll say that eventually if you give

02:23:06.719 --> 02:23:09.279
me a chance, you [ __ ] blabber out.

02:23:08.239 --> 02:23:12.239
>> You stopped talking. [laughter]

02:23:09.280 --> 02:23:15.600
>> Jesus, you stopped. You already made

02:23:12.239 --> 02:23:17.600
your point. No, Tom's 100% can win. He

02:23:15.600 --> 02:23:19.040
looked he dominated Drekus Dupacy like

02:23:17.600 --> 02:23:21.200
he didn't even belong in there with him

02:23:19.040 --> 02:23:23.600
and Drius was the world champion and

02:23:21.200 --> 02:23:25.120
Drius had beaten Stron Sean Strickland

02:23:23.600 --> 02:23:27.040
but the last time he beat Strickland in

02:23:25.120 --> 02:23:29.359
the second fight Strickland they made

02:23:27.040 --> 02:23:31.200
him fight he had a shoulder injury like

02:23:29.359 --> 02:23:34.800
Strickland's a wild boy and he crashed

02:23:31.200 --> 02:23:36.960
his dirt bike and [ __ ] his shoulder up

02:23:34.799 --> 02:23:39.438
they oh he's an Strickland's an animal

02:23:36.959 --> 02:23:41.358
and they allowed him I mean they forced

02:23:39.439 --> 02:23:43.120
him I should say to fight

02:23:41.359 --> 02:23:44.880
>> plus 340 damn

02:23:43.120 --> 02:23:47.040
>> listen man I'm telling

02:23:44.879 --> 02:23:49.039
He can win. Not only did he beat Adagna,

02:23:47.040 --> 02:23:50.399
but the guy does not get tired.

02:23:49.040 --> 02:23:52.160
Strickland has some of the best [ __ ]

02:23:50.398 --> 02:23:54.879
cardio in the sport. He's one of the

02:23:52.159 --> 02:23:56.398
hardest guys to hit. He's very clever

02:23:54.879 --> 02:23:58.478
with his boxing. He's got one of the

02:23:56.398 --> 02:23:59.760
best jabs in the sport. Strickland can

02:23:58.478 --> 02:24:01.358
win this fight.

02:23:59.760 --> 02:24:04.398
>> It's not saying he's going to win.

02:24:01.359 --> 02:24:04.880
Hamzad is the best grappler at 185,

02:24:04.398 --> 02:24:05.760
period.

02:24:04.879 --> 02:24:08.318
>> If he gets him on the ground

02:24:05.760 --> 02:24:09.920
>> and Hamzot can [ __ ] strike, too. It's

02:24:08.318 --> 02:24:10.799
not just a grappler. He's an animal.

02:24:09.920 --> 02:24:12.478
>> Well, I mean, that's what I mean with

02:24:10.799 --> 02:24:13.840
the [ __ ] talk. He's maybe he's trying to

02:24:12.478 --> 02:24:16.398
talk him into standing,

02:24:13.840 --> 02:24:18.559
>> right? Or talk him into a war or talk

02:24:16.398 --> 02:24:21.199
him into hitting the gas. Full clip

02:24:18.559 --> 02:24:22.879
trying to take Aljine Sterling Aljine

02:24:21.200 --> 02:24:24.720
Sterling did a video about this and

02:24:22.879 --> 02:24:28.079
Aljine said, "Here's the thing. If

02:24:24.719 --> 02:24:29.920
Hamzot tries to just run him over, tries

02:24:28.079 --> 02:24:32.559
to just take him down, run him over,

02:24:29.920 --> 02:24:34.478
submit him, and can't do it, then that's

02:24:32.559 --> 02:24:36.079
a problem because then he gasses himself

02:24:34.478 --> 02:24:38.959
out in the first round. This is a five

02:24:36.079 --> 02:24:41.039
round fight. Strickland is notoriously

02:24:38.959 --> 02:24:44.318
durable, notoriously in incredible

02:24:41.040 --> 02:24:46.640
shape, and he's calm. He knows how to

02:24:44.318 --> 02:24:49.039
fight in wars. Like he's he's like

02:24:46.639 --> 02:24:51.199
accustomed to that, you know? He had a

02:24:49.040 --> 02:24:53.680
very abusive childhood. He doesn't like

02:24:51.200 --> 02:24:56.159
bullies. Like Strickland's he's a tough

02:24:53.680 --> 02:24:58.720
nut, dude. Oh, yeah. In my mind, this is

02:24:56.159 --> 02:25:00.799
like I would give Hans on fire me up.

02:24:58.719 --> 02:25:02.318
>> Yeah, dude. This is a great fight, dude.

02:25:00.799 --> 02:25:06.000
>> Have you heard his trans rant? This is

02:25:02.318 --> 02:25:07.680
one Strickland is the best at [ __ ]

02:25:06.000 --> 02:25:08.959
just talking wild [ __ ] at press

02:25:07.680 --> 02:25:11.280
conferences.

02:25:08.959 --> 02:25:13.358
>> He's a wild fellow. He was on the

02:25:11.280 --> 02:25:15.040
podcast, too. He's fun, man. He's fun.

02:25:13.359 --> 02:25:16.159
>> He gets so angry and worked up about

02:25:15.040 --> 02:25:17.200
[ __ ] but he's [ __ ] fun.

02:25:16.159 --> 02:25:20.239
>> You know what's fun?

02:25:17.200 --> 02:25:22.079
>> Like now back. Fun whites.

02:25:20.239 --> 02:25:23.280
>> Fun whites are coming back. Oh, he's one

02:25:22.079 --> 02:25:25.359
of the funnest whites ever.

02:25:23.280 --> 02:25:26.000
>> I I blame Ched Hanks. He brought it. He

02:25:25.359 --> 02:25:26.880
broke it open.

02:25:26.000 --> 02:25:30.079
>> Chad Hanks.

02:25:26.879 --> 02:25:31.438
>> Yeah. White boy summer. The whites.

02:25:30.079 --> 02:25:32.559
>> He's got a new accent. He broke that

02:25:31.439 --> 02:25:33.600
accent. What's his new one?

02:25:32.559 --> 02:25:34.719
>> I don't know. He dropped his old one. He

02:25:33.600 --> 02:25:35.600
was like, "I'm done with that fakeness.

02:25:34.719 --> 02:25:37.199
I got a new fakess."

02:25:35.600 --> 02:25:37.600
>> Can you imagine it was Tom Hanks as your

02:25:37.200 --> 02:25:38.640
dad?

02:25:37.600 --> 02:25:40.239
>> That's wild.

02:25:38.639 --> 02:25:41.920
>> You got that shadow.

02:25:40.239 --> 02:25:43.039
>> Colin and Chad, they couldn't be more

02:25:41.920 --> 02:25:44.398
opposite.

02:25:43.040 --> 02:25:45.520
>> Collins's other son. You've seen he's in

02:25:44.398 --> 02:25:46.559
a ton of movies.

02:25:45.520 --> 02:25:48.800
>> Less of a phony.

02:25:46.559 --> 02:25:49.680
>> Well, he's more straight laced.

02:25:48.799 --> 02:25:52.000
>> Yeah.

02:25:49.680 --> 02:25:54.239
>> Uh, Shia Labou, he's getting drunk,

02:25:52.000 --> 02:25:55.600
going to jail, coming back out. Is Shia

02:25:54.239 --> 02:25:59.840
Le famous?

02:25:55.600 --> 02:26:01.439
>> No, I'm just saying looks just like Tom.

02:25:59.840 --> 02:26:02.880
>> He's in a ton of movies.

02:26:01.439 --> 02:26:04.479
>> God, he looks just like Tom. That's

02:26:02.879 --> 02:26:05.119
crazy. He could be Forest Gump, too.

02:26:04.478 --> 02:26:06.799
>> Good actor.

02:26:05.120 --> 02:26:07.439
>> He looks more Forest Gumpy than Forest

02:26:06.799 --> 02:26:08.559
Gump.

02:26:07.439 --> 02:26:11.040
>> He looks more Philadelphia.

02:26:08.559 --> 02:26:11.920
>> What is this? What? Chad is singing. Oh,

02:26:11.040 --> 02:26:12.640
he's singing now.

02:26:11.920 --> 02:26:13.200
>> He's doing country music.

02:26:12.639 --> 02:26:14.318
>> Oh boy.

02:26:13.200 --> 02:26:15.439
>> Oh god. He can't.

02:26:14.318 --> 02:26:17.199
>> I thought he was a rapper.

02:26:15.439 --> 02:26:19.200
>> He was, but country's big now.

02:26:17.200 --> 02:26:20.159
>> He's just swinging at every goes

02:26:19.200 --> 02:26:21.840
wherever is popular. [snorts]

02:26:20.159 --> 02:26:23.520
>> Renaissance.

02:26:21.840 --> 02:26:26.000
He doesn't suck. That guy sucks. Kind of

02:26:23.520 --> 02:26:27.920
jacked by

02:26:26.000 --> 02:26:30.000
Ted Higs Jamaican accents.

02:26:27.920 --> 02:26:31.920
>> Could you imagine what it's like having

02:26:30.000 --> 02:26:32.959
Tom Hanks as a dad and trying to find

02:26:31.920 --> 02:26:34.398
your own identity?

02:26:32.959 --> 02:26:35.919
>> I'm sure it's tough if your father was a

02:26:34.398 --> 02:26:38.879
molester, but it doesn't she's

02:26:35.920 --> 02:26:40.960
molestation. [screaming]

02:26:38.879 --> 02:26:44.799
>> Come on. You're talking about [ __ ]

02:26:40.959 --> 02:26:48.398
>> J time stamp. How [laughter] dare you

02:26:44.799 --> 02:26:50.719
>> talking about Woody here.

02:26:48.398 --> 02:26:52.000
>> Jesus,

02:26:50.719 --> 02:26:54.159
>> he was [laughter] he was good. He was

02:26:52.000 --> 02:26:56.398
good in Atlanta and that's about it.

02:26:54.159 --> 02:26:58.799
>> Atlanta. Atlanta. Philadelphia.

02:26:56.398 --> 02:27:00.879
>> Did an episode of Atlanta. He was good.

02:26:58.799 --> 02:27:01.599
>> Oh, which which one? Oh,

02:27:00.879 --> 02:27:03.358
>> Chad.

02:27:01.600 --> 02:27:04.239
>> Chad rules. He was also great in uh

02:27:03.359 --> 02:27:04.720
Curb.

02:27:04.239 --> 02:27:05.760
>> Yes.

02:27:04.719 --> 02:27:06.478
>> Played the soldier.

02:27:05.760 --> 02:27:07.200
>> That's right.

02:27:06.478 --> 02:27:08.799
>> I didn't see that one.

02:27:07.200 --> 02:27:12.000
>> You want to talk great athletes? What

02:27:08.799 --> 02:27:12.398
about the uh ampute cornhole guy?

02:27:12.000 --> 02:27:14.079
>> What?

02:27:12.398 --> 02:27:15.920
>> What? Where'd that come from?

02:27:14.079 --> 02:27:17.760
>> You haven't seen this guy.

02:27:15.920 --> 02:27:18.079
>> What kind of a [ __ ] transition was

02:27:17.760 --> 02:27:20.559
that?

02:27:18.079 --> 02:27:22.000
>> I know it. We're talking about athletes.

02:27:20.559 --> 02:27:22.398
The guy got in trouble for shooting

02:27:22.000 --> 02:27:25.280
someone.

02:27:22.398 --> 02:27:26.398
>> He's got no arms, no legs

02:27:25.280 --> 02:27:27.280
on the window with his legs.

02:27:26.398 --> 02:27:28.239
>> He shot a guy.

02:27:27.280 --> 02:27:29.600
>> Did he really shoot somebody

02:27:28.239 --> 02:27:31.039
>> with a nub?

02:27:29.600 --> 02:27:32.079
>> 100% he shot him.

02:27:31.040 --> 02:27:32.399
>> What's cornhole? I thought he's playing

02:27:32.079 --> 02:27:33.600
cornhole.

02:27:32.398 --> 02:27:35.199
>> What does he have to do? Does he have to

02:27:33.600 --> 02:27:35.920
attach like a stick to the nub so he

02:27:35.200 --> 02:27:38.640
could pull the trigger?

02:27:35.920 --> 02:27:39.280
>> He's got a little tiny thumb right on

02:27:38.639 --> 02:27:40.000
the stump

02:27:39.280 --> 02:27:41.200
>> and he could trigger

02:27:40.000 --> 02:27:41.680
>> and he pulled a trigger and killed a

02:27:41.200 --> 02:27:42.240
guy.

02:27:41.680 --> 02:27:42.639
>> Whoa.

02:27:42.239 --> 02:27:43.680
>> Yeah.

02:27:42.639 --> 02:27:45.199
>> Why did he kill the guy?

02:27:43.680 --> 02:27:46.318
>> I think he [ __ ] his stump. I don't

02:27:45.200 --> 02:27:47.520
know what happened. Actually, [laughter]

02:27:46.318 --> 02:27:48.159
I remember reading the story.

02:27:47.520 --> 02:27:49.680
>> Son of a [ __ ]

02:27:48.159 --> 02:27:51.200
>> He was driving the car, too. There was

02:27:49.680 --> 02:27:52.239
three other GUYS IN THE CAR AND he's the

02:27:51.200 --> 02:27:53.280
one driving it.

02:27:52.239 --> 02:27:54.318
>> What an alpha.

02:27:53.280 --> 02:27:54.800
>> Drove the car.

02:27:54.318 --> 02:27:55.760
>> Wow.

02:27:54.799 --> 02:27:56.879
>> This guy's a badass.

02:27:55.760 --> 02:27:58.159
>> Was it down a straight road?

02:27:56.879 --> 02:27:58.398
>> And he was a professional cornhole

02:27:58.159 --> 02:27:59.840
player.

02:27:58.398 --> 02:28:01.199
>> He was number one cornhole.

02:27:59.840 --> 02:28:02.639
>> No. Was he a bag?

02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:03.840
>> Here's a video of him [laughter] again.

02:28:02.639 --> 02:28:04.799
There's a video of him CLIMBING A

02:28:03.840 --> 02:28:05.760
LADDER.

02:28:04.799 --> 02:28:06.879
>> CLIMBING A LADDER.

02:28:05.760 --> 02:28:08.239
>> YEAH, I'LL show you that after this.

02:28:06.879 --> 02:28:09.279
>> He's getting passed around in prison

02:28:08.239 --> 02:28:10.639
like a cornhole bag.

02:28:09.280 --> 02:28:12.239
>> Juan on suspicion of shooting and

02:28:10.639 --> 02:28:13.199
killing a pastor in his car during an

02:28:12.239 --> 02:28:14.079
argument.

02:28:13.200 --> 02:28:16.159
>> Look at this badass.

02:28:14.079 --> 02:28:17.840
>> Oh, he can shoot guns. Shoot. Well,

02:28:16.159 --> 02:28:18.239
>> you got to hand it to him.

02:28:17.840 --> 02:28:20.079
>> Well,

02:28:18.239 --> 02:28:21.439
>> okay. [snorts] Maybe if you

02:28:20.079 --> 02:28:23.439
>> leg to stand on there, Mark.

02:28:21.439 --> 02:28:26.079
>> Less [laughter] limbs, less movement.

02:28:23.439 --> 02:28:27.040
>> Less less limbs. It's not this endless.

02:28:26.079 --> 02:28:28.559
>> It's more stable.

02:28:27.040 --> 02:28:30.479
>> I went out on a limb.

02:28:28.559 --> 02:28:31.760
>> Oh, you son of a [ __ ]

02:28:30.478 --> 02:28:32.959
>> There's his cornhole strategy.

02:28:31.760 --> 02:28:33.680
>> He's unbelievable.

02:28:32.959 --> 02:28:35.759
>> He's really good.

02:28:33.680 --> 02:28:36.559
>> Look at this. HE'S JUST SINKING THEM.

02:28:35.760 --> 02:28:38.079
>> CRAZY.

02:28:36.559 --> 02:28:40.639
>> BAGS.

02:28:38.079 --> 02:28:42.959
>> And now he's in jail. Poor guy. He could

02:28:40.639 --> 02:28:44.719
have been a hero of our generation.

02:28:42.959 --> 02:28:48.159
>> Um, so did he

02:28:44.719 --> 02:28:50.079
>> kill the guy for a reason? Sure.

02:28:48.159 --> 02:28:52.000
>> Lost his limbs, bacterial infection at

02:28:50.079 --> 02:28:54.079
10 years old, demonstrating shooting.

02:28:52.000 --> 02:28:56.719
So, what is the story?

02:28:54.079 --> 02:28:58.079
>> Accused of shooting a guy during a

02:28:56.719 --> 02:28:59.840
driving argument.

02:28:58.079 --> 02:29:01.120
>> He he wanted the two guys in the car to

02:28:59.840 --> 02:29:03.472
help him get rid of the body. They

02:29:01.120 --> 02:29:04.720
refused. And then he dropped them

02:29:03.472 --> 02:29:06.079
[laughter] out of the car. Went and

02:29:04.719 --> 02:29:08.239
dropped the body somewhere. Someone

02:29:06.079 --> 02:29:09.760
found the body and then they came after.

02:29:08.239 --> 02:29:11.680
>> [ __ ] That'd be tough to dig a hole.

02:29:09.760 --> 02:29:13.280
>> Bro, the way I think he died

02:29:11.680 --> 02:29:15.120
astonishing.

02:29:13.280 --> 02:29:16.720
>> Ari leaves like a ghost in the night.

02:29:15.120 --> 02:29:17.040
>> Well, he's old. They got a piss every 10

02:29:16.719 --> 02:29:18.079
minutes.

02:29:17.040 --> 02:29:20.720
>> More than him.

02:29:18.079 --> 02:29:23.680
>> He drinks prune juice. [laughter]

02:29:20.719 --> 02:29:26.559
>> Goes right through you.

02:29:23.680 --> 02:29:28.398
>> So, uh, so is an argument. He just shot

02:29:26.559 --> 02:29:29.920
the guy. It would, you think it would

02:29:28.398 --> 02:29:31.599
take so long for him to pull out the

02:29:29.920 --> 02:29:32.000
gun, you would just smack it out of his

02:29:31.600 --> 02:29:33.760
stub.

02:29:32.000 --> 02:29:34.799
>> You'd think, but I think when that guy

02:29:33.760 --> 02:29:36.398
comes up to you, you're like, what are

02:29:34.799 --> 02:29:37.519
you going to do? You're not scared. So,

02:29:36.398 --> 02:29:39.199
the guy's got all the time in the world.

02:29:37.520 --> 02:29:39.760
>> I see a gun. I'd be so scared if I saw

02:29:39.200 --> 02:29:41.280
that guy.

02:29:39.760 --> 02:29:41.760
>> Climb a hunting blind with a rifle on

02:29:41.280 --> 02:29:43.520
his back.

02:29:41.760 --> 02:29:45.520
>> Look at this psycho.

02:29:43.520 --> 02:29:47.120
>> Oh, wow. God, he's like a slug. Very

02:29:45.520 --> 02:29:49.979
capable.

02:29:47.120 --> 02:29:50.399
>> Toe jam. Tow jam and Earl. Toe jam and

02:29:49.978 --> 02:29:52.000
[laughter] Earl.

02:29:50.398 --> 02:29:53.760
>> What a pull.

02:29:52.000 --> 02:29:55.040
>> Wow. I mean, you got to hand the guy for

02:29:53.760 --> 02:29:56.318
just being independent.

02:29:55.040 --> 02:29:57.600
>> Yeah. I mean, we're being mean to him. I

02:29:56.318 --> 02:29:58.879
want to make sure he's a murderer before

02:29:57.600 --> 02:30:00.079
I make fun of him for being

02:29:58.879 --> 02:30:00.799
>> Maybe the guy in the back seat was a

02:30:00.079 --> 02:30:02.559
real disabled.

02:30:00.799 --> 02:30:03.039
>> He's definitely a murderer.

02:30:02.559 --> 02:30:05.199
>> He's in jail.

02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:06.720
>> I wonder he's in jail right now.

02:30:05.200 --> 02:30:09.120
>> You better believe it.

02:30:06.719 --> 02:30:10.318
>> Huh? Found a nearby yard.

02:30:09.120 --> 02:30:11.200
>> That's who you want as your bunk mate.

02:30:10.318 --> 02:30:12.478
He's not ready.

02:30:11.200 --> 02:30:14.640
>> Dead at the scene. He was tracked to

02:30:12.478 --> 02:30:16.478
Virginia hospital and arrested set to be

02:30:14.639 --> 02:30:16.879
he was in a hospital. Why was he in a

02:30:16.478 --> 02:30:18.239
hospital?

02:30:16.879 --> 02:30:20.239
>> Maryland.

02:30:18.239 --> 02:30:21.359
>> Well, did they get in a fight?

02:30:20.239 --> 02:30:22.239
>> Yeah. Witnesses said they got

02:30:21.359 --> 02:30:24.000
>> so rarely in the news.

02:30:22.239 --> 02:30:25.199
>> So the guy punched him and he had to go

02:30:24.000 --> 02:30:26.879
to the hospital.

02:30:25.200 --> 02:30:29.200
>> So he was he was tracked to a hospital.

02:30:26.879 --> 02:30:30.879
So the guy who he shot was the guy

02:30:29.200 --> 02:30:32.000
punching him.

02:30:30.879 --> 02:30:32.239
>> Sounds about right. You know what I'm

02:30:32.000 --> 02:30:34.159
saying?

02:30:32.239 --> 02:30:35.840
>> If you're punching a guy with no arms

02:30:34.159 --> 02:30:37.039
and no legs, he's got to do something to

02:30:35.840 --> 02:30:37.600
fight back.

02:30:37.040 --> 02:30:39.760
>> Shoot you.

02:30:37.600 --> 02:30:40.159
>> But that's what's weird. It's like it

02:30:39.760 --> 02:30:41.840
says that

02:30:40.159 --> 02:30:43.840
>> he looks so happy. But it say if it says

02:30:41.840 --> 02:30:45.680
he went to a hospital, like why did he

02:30:43.840 --> 02:30:46.398
have to go to a hospital? [laughter]

02:30:45.680 --> 02:30:47.200
>> Mad ride.

02:30:46.398 --> 02:30:47.840
>> Mad rifle.

02:30:47.200 --> 02:30:49.920
>> Mad rifle.

02:30:47.840 --> 02:30:51.120
>> That's what they say.

02:30:49.920 --> 02:30:52.478
>> Riding high in April.

02:30:51.120 --> 02:30:53.600
>> Yeah. It says officer tracked him in the

02:30:52.478 --> 02:30:55.039
hospital. That's all it says.

02:30:53.600 --> 02:30:56.720
>> Yeah, but why was he in the hospital?

02:30:55.040 --> 02:30:58.720
So, did they get in a fist fight and he

02:30:56.719 --> 02:30:59.438
pulled the gun

02:30:58.719 --> 02:31:01.920
beating his ass?

02:30:59.439 --> 02:31:03.200
>> [ __ ] Let's get him to a hospital.

02:31:01.920 --> 02:31:04.398
>> Probably fine. They were like, "Holy

02:31:03.200 --> 02:31:06.720
[ __ ] take him to an ER."

02:31:04.398 --> 02:31:08.079
>> But it's a weird situation. If he was at

02:31:06.719 --> 02:31:08.639
a hospital, like, why was he at a

02:31:08.079 --> 02:31:10.559
hospital?

02:31:08.639 --> 02:31:11.760
>> Yeah.

02:31:10.559 --> 02:31:12.879
We don't know the whole story.

02:31:11.760 --> 02:31:14.478
>> I don't know.

02:31:12.879 --> 02:31:16.239
>> Anyway, he can the part I read.

02:31:14.478 --> 02:31:18.318
>> He plays a mean cornhole. Ask

02:31:16.239 --> 02:31:20.639
>> them to pull the car out of the or pull

02:31:18.318 --> 02:31:22.079
the body out of the car. They said no.

02:31:20.639 --> 02:31:23.519
They got out of the car instead and he

02:31:22.079 --> 02:31:24.000
drove off with the body still in the

02:31:23.520 --> 02:31:24.640
car.

02:31:24.000 --> 02:31:25.760
>> Oh boy.

02:31:24.639 --> 02:31:27.439
>> How's he going to get him out of the

02:31:25.760 --> 02:31:28.159
car? He's got no arms. Damn. Is that

02:31:27.439 --> 02:31:28.880
Bieber in the middle?

02:31:28.159 --> 02:31:30.478
>> It's Bieber.

02:31:28.879 --> 02:31:31.519
>> Oh, I thought it was the same crime. I

02:31:30.478 --> 02:31:32.879
was like, wait.

02:31:31.520 --> 02:31:33.200
>> Celebrity. What did Bieber get arrested

02:31:32.879 --> 02:31:34.959
for?

02:31:33.200 --> 02:31:36.479
>> By the way, go back up. Look how dashing

02:31:34.959 --> 02:31:37.759
Bieber is in his mug shot.

02:31:36.478 --> 02:31:39.840
>> Did Bieber get arrested for looking

02:31:37.760 --> 02:31:41.680
cute? Perfectly straight teeth.

02:31:39.840 --> 02:31:43.120
>> Lowan's not bad either.

02:31:41.680 --> 02:31:43.600
>> Lowan's not bad there.

02:31:43.120 --> 02:31:44.560
>> Rules, dude.

02:31:43.600 --> 02:31:45.680
>> Lowan's hot again.

02:31:44.559 --> 02:31:46.398
>> I co-starred in a movie.

02:31:45.680 --> 02:31:47.359
>> She's back.

02:31:46.398 --> 02:31:48.799
>> Oh, good. Low.

02:31:47.359 --> 02:31:50.079
>> You co-starred in a movie with Lohan.

02:31:48.799 --> 02:31:51.358
>> Yeah. Worst movie of all time.

02:31:50.079 --> 02:31:53.600
>> Who was that?

02:31:51.359 --> 02:31:55.920
>> Inappropriate comedy star directed by

02:31:53.600 --> 02:31:57.600
the Shamwell guy.

02:31:55.920 --> 02:31:59.520
>> Low. You're in that

02:31:57.600 --> 02:32:00.559
>> Lohan. We had an Academy Award winner.

02:31:59.520 --> 02:32:01.200
ADRIEN BRODY.

02:32:00.559 --> 02:32:02.239
>> WHAT?

02:32:01.200 --> 02:32:04.240
>> WHAT?

02:32:02.239 --> 02:32:05.439
>> Adrien Brody. The pianist.

02:32:04.239 --> 02:32:07.680
>> Uh, who's the chick who got drunk

02:32:05.439 --> 02:32:09.359
driving? Who was in the Avatar? Boom.

02:32:07.680 --> 02:32:09.680
That one at the end. Rodriguez.

02:32:09.359 --> 02:32:11.120
>> What?

02:32:09.680 --> 02:32:12.398
>> Oh, I don't know. She got a DUI.

02:32:11.120 --> 02:32:13.680
>> Rob Schneider's in that.

02:32:12.398 --> 02:32:15.519
>> Oh, but everybody.

02:32:13.680 --> 02:32:17.120
>> Who's the middle lady with the

02:32:15.520 --> 02:32:19.600
>> Is that really the worst movie ever?

02:32:17.120 --> 02:32:20.880
>> It's on It was on Rotten Tomatoes as the

02:32:19.600 --> 02:32:22.720
worst movie of all time. And for a while

02:32:20.879 --> 02:32:24.478
it had zero.

02:32:22.719 --> 02:32:24.719
>> How did Adrian Brody get roped into

02:32:24.478 --> 02:32:26.079
that?

02:32:24.719 --> 02:32:27.199
>> How? Yeah. What happened to him? Did he

02:32:26.079 --> 02:32:29.280
get roped into that?

02:32:27.200 --> 02:32:31.280
>> He was on a downturn of his career. He

02:32:29.280 --> 02:32:32.720
came back. He was on a down swing.

02:32:31.280 --> 02:32:33.439
>> You know what's crazy about Brody? He's

02:32:32.719 --> 02:32:34.639
banging Harvey.

02:32:33.439 --> 02:32:37.359
>> Wait, am I in there? Oh, you know who

02:32:34.639 --> 02:32:39.840
else in there? Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Uh,

02:32:37.359 --> 02:32:40.880
uh, Theo Vaughn, mountain climber. All

02:32:39.840 --> 02:32:43.200
right. Wow.

02:32:40.879 --> 02:32:43.599
>> Ari Shafir. There we go. The amazing

02:32:43.200 --> 02:32:46.479
racist

02:32:43.600 --> 02:32:47.600
>> with some writing. Uh, Christina Paziski

02:32:46.478 --> 02:32:48.879
did some writing on this.

02:32:47.600 --> 02:32:51.520
>> Okay. How about

02:32:48.879 --> 02:32:52.959
>> Dante as the racist assistant.

02:32:51.520 --> 02:32:54.079
>> Rob Schneider is JD.

02:32:52.959 --> 02:32:58.019
>> That's when I was offering black people

02:32:54.079 --> 02:32:58.020
a free trip back to Africa. [laughter]

02:32:58.719 --> 02:33:01.920
>> You really did it, man.

02:32:59.920 --> 02:33:03.760
>> You really went for it back then.

02:33:01.920 --> 02:33:04.719
>> So, when you got the script, did you

02:33:03.760 --> 02:33:06.800
realize it was going to be that bad?

02:33:04.719 --> 02:33:08.239
There was no script. Vince came to me

02:33:06.799 --> 02:33:09.679
was like, "Hey, those amazing races you

02:33:08.239 --> 02:33:11.520
did, can we make more of those?" And I'm

02:33:09.680 --> 02:33:12.639
like, "I don't own them." And he goes,

02:33:11.520 --> 02:33:13.840
"Can we make new ones?" And I was like,

02:33:12.639 --> 02:33:17.614
"Yeah, if you want to."

02:33:13.840 --> 02:33:18.639
>> Hey, it earned 172K

02:33:17.614 --> 02:33:23.719
[laughter]

02:33:18.639 --> 02:33:23.719
>> for a $725. It's over.

02:33:24.398 --> 02:33:27.279
>> All these like pictures of one person in

02:33:26.559 --> 02:33:29.119
the theater.

02:33:27.280 --> 02:33:32.560
>> I like how it says inappropriate, but

02:33:29.120 --> 02:33:34.479
for some reason AP was about apps.

02:33:32.559 --> 02:33:36.079
>> Dude, it was all about apps. There's a

02:33:34.478 --> 02:33:36.478
whole backstory line. None of it made

02:33:36.079 --> 02:33:37.760
any sense.

02:33:36.478 --> 02:33:38.398
>> Like dating apps.

02:33:37.760 --> 02:33:39.760
>> Yeah.

02:33:38.398 --> 02:33:40.318
>> But wait, what year was this?

02:33:39.760 --> 02:33:41.120
>> Oh, okay.

02:33:40.318 --> 02:33:44.159
>> It's a good question.

02:33:41.120 --> 02:33:44.800
>> 2013. I remember I saw this by myself.

02:33:44.159 --> 02:33:46.000
>> 2013.

02:33:44.799 --> 02:33:48.318
>> It was getting a match. It was a

02:33:46.000 --> 02:33:50.000
>> big 625. [laughter]

02:33:48.318 --> 02:33:51.359
>> Dude, this movie was so fun.

02:33:50.000 --> 02:33:52.799
>> I've never heard of this in my life.

02:33:51.359 --> 02:33:54.720
>> We went to the border and I was doing a

02:33:52.799 --> 02:33:56.079
setup scene and some people were [ __ ]

02:33:54.719 --> 02:33:58.398
running and crossing.

02:33:56.079 --> 02:33:59.920
>> But it's so crazy. Like Adrien Broer is

02:33:58.398 --> 02:34:02.719
a [ __ ] legit actor.

02:33:59.920 --> 02:34:04.799
>> He was he was down and then back up.

02:34:02.719 --> 02:34:05.039
They gave him who gets why did he go

02:34:04.799 --> 02:34:06.879
down

02:34:05.040 --> 02:34:08.080
>> do a movie with you

02:34:06.879 --> 02:34:10.959
>> well he was in a separate scene he was

02:34:08.079 --> 02:34:12.318
in dirt flirty Harry

02:34:10.959 --> 02:34:14.559
>> Flirty Harry

02:34:12.318 --> 02:34:17.439
>> flirty Harry so but why

02:34:14.559 --> 02:34:17.840
>> what the [ __ ] is going on

02:34:17.439 --> 02:34:19.040
guys

02:34:17.840 --> 02:34:20.478
>> he went to jail

02:34:19.040 --> 02:34:23.280
>> Theo

02:34:20.478 --> 02:34:24.398
>> oh my god look at [laughter]

02:34:23.280 --> 02:34:25.680
>> Wow.

02:34:24.398 --> 02:34:27.279
>> Oh my god. Bro, we should have a

02:34:25.680 --> 02:34:28.079
screening of this on the next Protect

02:34:27.280 --> 02:34:29.120
Our Parks.

02:34:28.079 --> 02:34:31.439
>> I would love to see this.

02:34:29.120 --> 02:34:34.319
>> Let's Let's watch it and talk. Bro, this

02:34:31.439 --> 02:34:35.120
looks so bad.

02:34:34.318 --> 02:34:36.639
>> It's so bad.

02:34:35.120 --> 02:34:37.359
>> Who's the girl? The girl with the the

02:34:36.639 --> 02:34:38.159
brunette right there.

02:34:37.359 --> 02:34:40.000
>> Rodriguez.

02:34:38.159 --> 02:34:42.239
>> Oh, the girl from Aliens.

02:34:40.000 --> 02:34:43.600
>> Isn't she in Aliens, too?

02:34:42.239 --> 02:34:44.879
>> I don't Maybe.

02:34:43.600 --> 02:34:46.800
>> See if she's in Aliens.

02:34:44.879 --> 02:34:48.879
>> She's Vin Diesel's lady.

02:34:46.799 --> 02:34:49.920
>> That's crazy. They got her in this.

02:34:48.879 --> 02:34:50.719
>> Yeah. Kids in cages

02:34:49.920 --> 02:34:52.960
>> getting arrested.

02:34:50.719 --> 02:34:55.039
>> How does this How does this Shamwow guy

02:34:52.959 --> 02:34:57.519
talk everybody into this?

02:34:55.040 --> 02:34:58.479
>> Money, bro. GS gave me advice. He was

02:34:57.520 --> 02:34:59.760
like, "Hey, do you want me to do this

02:34:58.478 --> 02:35:02.079
thing?" I think he goes Ari every once

02:34:59.760 --> 02:35:03.520
in a while. So people in H [laughter]

02:35:02.079 --> 02:35:04.719
>> Oh, there he is.

02:35:03.520 --> 02:35:06.479
>> Shane, you can't laugh at this.

02:35:04.719 --> 02:35:09.119
>> Young Ari,

02:35:06.478 --> 02:35:10.398
>> should I send this one out? Uh,

02:35:09.120 --> 02:35:12.319
>> I will say, [laughter]

02:35:10.398 --> 02:35:12.959
so like you guys were making dog [ __ ]

02:35:12.318 --> 02:35:13.439
like this.

02:35:12.959 --> 02:35:15.438
>> Yeah.

02:35:13.439 --> 02:35:16.318
>> And then I was like, cuz I wasn't really

02:35:15.439 --> 02:35:16.720
around for that.

02:35:16.318 --> 02:35:18.239
>> Yeah.

02:35:16.719 --> 02:35:20.398
>> And then it's like, man, I can't believe

02:35:18.239 --> 02:35:21.439
cancel culture exists. It's like, oh,

02:35:20.398 --> 02:35:22.318
now I get it.

02:35:21.439 --> 02:35:24.688
>> Yeah.

02:35:22.318 --> 02:35:25.199
>> Like, put an end to this horseshit.

02:35:24.688 --> 02:35:26.639
[laughter]

02:35:25.200 --> 02:35:30.760
>> That's so bad.

02:35:26.639 --> 02:35:30.760
>> 2000. with the lit

02:35:31.120 --> 02:35:35.120
inspire everybody. [laughter]

02:35:33.680 --> 02:35:36.159
>> 2013.

02:35:35.120 --> 02:35:36.479
>> Yeah.

02:35:36.159 --> 02:35:37.840
>> Wow.

02:35:36.478 --> 02:35:39.920
>> Those Amazing Races videos were probably

02:35:37.840 --> 02:35:42.398
like 2005, six, seven.

02:35:39.920 --> 02:35:44.079
>> Yeah. Five, I think. Cuz it was before I

02:35:42.398 --> 02:35:46.559
think those videos were before the whole

02:35:44.079 --> 02:35:48.318
Mensia thing at the store.

02:35:46.559 --> 02:35:49.920
>> That's right. Because he was like, "Why

02:35:48.318 --> 02:35:51.199
do Who are you to say anything about

02:35:49.920 --> 02:35:51.840
racial jokes?" Somebody like, "Amazing

02:35:51.200 --> 02:35:53.680
racist."

02:35:51.840 --> 02:35:55.520
>> Yeah. [laughter]

02:35:53.680 --> 02:35:57.920
>> Before that. Yeah.

02:35:55.520 --> 02:36:00.000
>> Wow. Oh, that's crazy. They got Adrien

02:35:57.920 --> 02:36:01.439
Brody because

02:36:00.000 --> 02:36:03.600
>> he's probably paid money to try to get

02:36:01.439 --> 02:36:04.318
that released like deleted.

02:36:03.600 --> 02:36:05.359
>> I've never heard of it.

02:36:04.318 --> 02:36:06.079
>> No one even knows about it.

02:36:05.359 --> 02:36:07.600
>> They do now.

02:36:06.079 --> 02:36:08.799
>> They do now. That's right. You have a

02:36:07.600 --> 02:36:10.720
million platform.

02:36:08.799 --> 02:36:11.599
>> People are currently listening.

02:36:10.719 --> 02:36:13.039
>> Yeah. You guys [laughter] are actually

02:36:11.600 --> 02:36:15.200
going to make a [ __ ] ton of money on

02:36:13.040 --> 02:36:19.200
that movie.

02:36:15.200 --> 02:36:20.479
>> Oh yeah. Tony

02:36:19.200 --> 02:36:22.000
got caught biting that hook. No, the

02:36:20.478 --> 02:36:23.840
hooker was biting his tongue and he had

02:36:22.000 --> 02:36:24.478
to like get off my [ __ ] tongue and he

02:36:23.840 --> 02:36:26.880
was like

02:36:24.478 --> 02:36:27.519
>> like I he did something like

02:36:26.879 --> 02:36:28.639
arrested.

02:36:27.520 --> 02:36:29.760
>> That's not so bad.

02:36:28.639 --> 02:36:30.398
>> What was he doing with his tongue? She

02:36:29.760 --> 02:36:30.800
bit it.

02:36:30.398 --> 02:36:32.000
>> He was

02:36:30.799 --> 02:36:33.358
>> Why would you have your tongue involved

02:36:32.000 --> 02:36:34.000
in a hooker at all?

02:36:33.359 --> 02:36:35.120
>> What's happening?

02:36:34.000 --> 02:36:36.159
>> Yeah, you don't kiss a hooker.

02:36:35.120 --> 02:36:36.880
>> What do you do if you're drunk?

02:36:36.159 --> 02:36:37.359
>> Passionately.

02:36:36.879 --> 02:36:37.839
>> Yeah.

02:36:37.359 --> 02:36:39.120
>> Let's go.

02:36:37.840 --> 02:36:41.920
>> You pay for just kisses.

02:36:39.120 --> 02:36:43.439
>> Let's go. I wish you were my girlfriend.

02:36:41.920 --> 02:36:45.200
>> We knew a guy We knew a guy at the

02:36:43.439 --> 02:36:46.880
comedy store who would pay extra. I'm

02:36:45.200 --> 02:36:50.079
not going to say who, but but uh who

02:36:46.879 --> 02:36:52.318
would pay extra to [ __ ] to go down on

02:36:50.079 --> 02:36:55.840
hookers um

02:36:52.318 --> 02:36:57.039
>> without uh Really? Yes. to go down.

02:36:55.840 --> 02:36:57.840
>> You don't know him.

02:36:57.040 --> 02:37:01.200
>> Wow.

02:36:57.840 --> 02:37:02.960
>> He would pay for that

02:37:01.200 --> 02:37:03.680
[ __ ] dumb man.

02:37:02.959 --> 02:37:05.519
>> He's the funniest.

02:37:03.680 --> 02:37:06.720
>> He would be open about it. He's like,

02:37:05.520 --> 02:37:08.800
"Nah, they won't let you."

02:37:06.719 --> 02:37:09.438
>> Wow. Guy is running for Congress.

02:37:08.799 --> 02:37:11.599
>> I'll vote for it.

02:37:09.439 --> 02:37:13.600
>> Make America grow some balls again.

02:37:11.600 --> 02:37:14.000
>> Like here, it's like Cedar Park.

02:37:13.600 --> 02:37:14.479
>> What?

02:37:14.000 --> 02:37:16.000
>> Yeah.

02:37:14.478 --> 02:37:17.119
>> What is his first nine bills in

02:37:16.000 --> 02:37:18.318
Congress?

02:37:17.120 --> 02:37:20.319
>> With a headset.

02:37:18.318 --> 02:37:20.879
>> No tax on social security. That's

02:37:20.318 --> 02:37:21.359
reasonable.

02:37:20.879 --> 02:37:22.959
>> Great.

02:37:21.359 --> 02:37:23.840
>> Parental class view.

02:37:22.959 --> 02:37:26.000
>> Don't know what that What does that

02:37:23.840 --> 02:37:27.840
mean? Ring cameras to protect our homes.

02:37:26.000 --> 02:37:28.398
We do not Oh, in classes.

02:37:27.840 --> 02:37:30.159
>> Woke buster.

02:37:28.398 --> 02:37:34.000
>> Oh, ring cameras in classes. That's not

02:37:30.159 --> 02:37:35.680
a bad idea. NX on X. Pornography on Oh,

02:37:34.000 --> 02:37:37.120
boo.

02:37:35.680 --> 02:37:38.559
>> It sounds like this guy wants to jerk

02:37:37.120 --> 02:37:40.160
off the kids [laughter]

02:37:38.559 --> 02:37:41.760
>> and he's pretending to be a congressman

02:37:40.159 --> 02:37:42.398
to go, we should set up cameras in

02:37:41.760 --> 02:37:43.520
schools.

02:37:42.398 --> 02:37:44.559
>> Healthy screen act.

02:37:43.520 --> 02:37:45.200
>> I like number five.

02:37:44.559 --> 02:37:47.199
>> Cowboy code.

02:37:45.200 --> 02:37:49.200
>> Has to be a human at customer service.

02:37:47.200 --> 02:37:53.200
>> I like [laughter] that. That's annoying

02:37:49.200 --> 02:37:54.079
like agent. AGENT. YEAH, that'll ruin

02:37:53.200 --> 02:37:56.479
India.

02:37:54.079 --> 02:37:57.359
>> Oh, interesting. Children need to pray.

02:37:56.478 --> 02:37:58.879
Oh, come on.

02:37:57.359 --> 02:37:59.439
>> Lot of kids stuff coming out of this

02:37:58.879 --> 02:38:01.519
guy.

02:37:59.439 --> 02:38:02.398
>> Yeah. Does he have children?

02:38:01.520 --> 02:38:03.600
>> Cowboy codes for kids.

02:38:02.398 --> 02:38:05.039
>> We'll find out if he actually has

02:38:03.600 --> 02:38:06.479
children.

02:38:05.040 --> 02:38:09.280
>> Let's find out the Shamwell guy.

02:38:06.478 --> 02:38:12.000
>> We got here.

02:38:09.280 --> 02:38:14.334
>> He sent me a Shamwell jacket.

02:38:12.000 --> 02:38:15.600
>> Did you wear out of Shamwell?

02:38:14.334 --> 02:38:17.359
[clears throat]

02:38:15.600 --> 02:38:18.640
He is a charming fellow.

02:38:17.359 --> 02:38:21.439
>> He must be great when it rains out and

02:38:18.639 --> 02:38:22.799
that thing weighs 80 lbs. [laughter]

02:38:21.439 --> 02:38:25.470
wear that for the roast.

02:38:22.799 --> 02:38:26.318
>> I go, great. Now I weigh 375 lbs.

02:38:25.469 --> 02:38:28.639
[laughter]

02:38:26.318 --> 02:38:30.398
>> Wait, find out if that guy has a family.

02:38:28.639 --> 02:38:31.358
>> His story is actually kind of odd that

02:38:30.398 --> 02:38:32.799
he's concentrating so much.

02:38:31.359 --> 02:38:34.640
>> He would just sell [ __ ] in Atlantic City

02:38:32.799 --> 02:38:36.239
like on the streets. Boardwalk and he

02:38:34.639 --> 02:38:37.840
was just great at it. And he goes, I'll

02:38:36.239 --> 02:38:39.760
take out like Byron Allen like late

02:38:37.840 --> 02:38:40.318
night spots and just sell to more

02:38:39.760 --> 02:38:42.159
people.

02:38:40.318 --> 02:38:43.840
>> He must have made so much money. Great

02:38:42.159 --> 02:38:46.079
money. Shamwow was nice. I'll tell you,

02:38:43.840 --> 02:38:48.559
I got a good Shamwow story. One time I

02:38:46.079 --> 02:38:50.478
was staying at my buddy's house and uh I

02:38:48.559 --> 02:38:52.398
stood up in the middle of the night. I

02:38:50.478 --> 02:38:53.920
was He gave me his bed, so I was in

02:38:52.398 --> 02:38:56.239
that, but his roommate was in the other

02:38:53.920 --> 02:38:58.478
bed. It was in college, and I just stood

02:38:56.239 --> 02:38:59.680
up and pissed on the other guy's bed

02:38:58.478 --> 02:39:00.398
while he was in it.

02:38:59.680 --> 02:39:02.318
>> Oh, damn.

02:39:00.398 --> 02:39:03.760
>> And then in the morning, I got a

02:39:02.318 --> 02:39:04.559
shamwow. [laughter]

02:39:03.760 --> 02:39:06.559
>> Soaked it all up.

02:39:04.559 --> 02:39:07.920
>> He just pressed it against this guy.

02:39:06.559 --> 02:39:09.439
>> Is that what it does? It soaks.

02:39:07.920 --> 02:39:11.439
>> Yeah. Soaks really well.

02:39:09.439 --> 02:39:12.800
>> It's a shammy cloth. A shammy cloth is a

02:39:11.439 --> 02:39:13.359
thing they used to wash cars with

02:39:12.799 --> 02:39:14.799
forever.

02:39:13.359 --> 02:39:16.720
>> He said he said he went to seven

02:39:14.799 --> 02:39:18.318
companies in Korea. He goes, "Send me

02:39:16.719 --> 02:39:19.760
each one." He goes, "This one's the best

02:39:18.318 --> 02:39:20.079
one." or I put my name on that and run

02:39:19.760 --> 02:39:22.079
them out.

02:39:20.079 --> 02:39:24.079
>> So, is it like a synthetic version of a

02:39:22.079 --> 02:39:26.079
shammy cloth? Cuz a shammy cloth is like

02:39:24.079 --> 02:39:27.439
an animal skin cloth that you use to

02:39:26.079 --> 02:39:28.239
clean cars with.

02:39:27.439 --> 02:39:29.920
>> No, I do.

02:39:28.239 --> 02:39:31.439
>> Yeah. Shammy cloth is like you wash the

02:39:29.920 --> 02:39:33.680
car and then the car has all this water

02:39:31.439 --> 02:39:35.359
on it. You use the shammy cloth first

02:39:33.680 --> 02:39:36.800
and then you polish it with like

02:39:35.359 --> 02:39:38.800
microfiber cloths.

02:39:36.799 --> 02:39:41.438
>> That's what it is actually. Uh yeah,

02:39:38.799 --> 02:39:43.119
it's very absorbent. So, I use I like

02:39:41.439 --> 02:39:45.439
the shammy thing. Yeah,

02:39:43.120 --> 02:39:47.520
>> you bring them up. Reminds me of Yeah,

02:39:45.439 --> 02:39:48.720
>> I used to do that. I used to work at a

02:39:47.520 --> 02:39:50.239
car wash for the studio.

02:39:48.719 --> 02:39:51.358
>> I used to work in an auto auction in a

02:39:50.239 --> 02:39:52.239
dealership in a garage.

02:39:51.359 --> 02:39:52.559
>> Oh, there you go. I used to do it all

02:39:52.239 --> 02:39:54.549
the time.

02:39:52.559 --> 02:39:54.719
>> Which is why tires is so good.

02:39:54.549 --> 02:39:56.318
[laughter]

02:39:54.719 --> 02:39:56.959
>> Insider knowledge for sure.

02:39:56.318 --> 02:39:58.639
>> You're right. What you know,

02:39:56.959 --> 02:40:01.039
>> bro. You need a muscle car.

02:39:58.639 --> 02:40:03.439
>> You need a muscle car, Shane. I

02:40:01.040 --> 02:40:04.560
>> Hey, Shane, you know this purchase made

02:40:03.439 --> 02:40:05.600
>> doing it wrong.

02:40:04.559 --> 02:40:06.639
>> No, no, no, he's not doing it wrong.

02:40:05.600 --> 02:40:08.318
>> I'm happy with that one. That's the

02:40:06.639 --> 02:40:10.559
one's great. But how about also How

02:40:08.318 --> 02:40:12.879
about also you get like a modern muscle

02:40:10.559 --> 02:40:15.359
car that works really well. Do you know

02:40:12.879 --> 02:40:17.759
Do you know about Revology Mustangs?

02:40:15.359 --> 02:40:20.159
Have you ever seen my 68 Mustang? Yes.

02:40:17.760 --> 02:40:21.920
>> My bullet Mustangs rocks, right? There's

02:40:20.159 --> 02:40:25.359
a company, this company, Revology.

02:40:21.920 --> 02:40:26.799
They're the [ __ ] They make a brand new

02:40:25.359 --> 02:40:28.559
1969.

02:40:26.799 --> 02:40:30.079
>> That's what I wanted.

02:40:28.559 --> 02:40:30.478
>> I wanted I wanted an old You know what I

02:40:30.079 --> 02:40:32.159
wanted?

02:40:30.478 --> 02:40:33.920
>> Look at that. This is Revology. What do

02:40:32.159 --> 02:40:36.879
>> you mean brand new?

02:40:33.920 --> 02:40:39.439
>> So, this is No, it's a The guy Tom

02:40:36.879 --> 02:40:40.159
Scarpello. He worked at Ford. He made

02:40:39.439 --> 02:40:41.200
the Ford GT.

02:40:40.159 --> 02:40:42.478
>> Can you imagine me getting out of that

02:40:41.200 --> 02:40:44.880
in [ __ ] gym shorts?

02:40:42.478 --> 02:40:45.760
>> Me. I do it all the time. You look cool.

02:40:44.879 --> 02:40:47.839
I I would look

02:40:45.760 --> 02:40:49.280
>> You look cool. YOU LOOK LIKE A [ __ ]

02:40:47.840 --> 02:40:51.200
AMERICAN.

02:40:49.280 --> 02:40:53.680
>> YOU DO LOOK AMERICAN. You look American.

02:40:51.200 --> 02:40:55.359
So that's what I have. I have that car.

02:40:53.680 --> 02:40:57.760
I have that car on the left. [laughter]

02:40:55.359 --> 02:40:58.559
>> I have that car on the left.

02:40:57.760 --> 02:41:00.478
>> I have um

02:40:58.559 --> 02:41:03.519
>> What? You have that one? The the blue.

02:41:00.478 --> 02:41:04.879
>> I have the Well, mine is actually green

02:41:03.520 --> 02:41:07.280
like Steve McQueen's.

02:41:04.879 --> 02:41:08.879
>> I have a green one 68. But but point is

02:41:07.280 --> 02:41:11.840
he makes the new one which is even

02:41:08.879 --> 02:41:13.519
cooler looking. The 69. The six. Go to

02:41:11.840 --> 02:41:16.318
models, Jamie. 67 is the one.

02:41:13.520 --> 02:41:18.479
>> Go to models. And this is a half.

02:41:16.318 --> 02:41:20.239
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. The new 69 is

02:41:18.478 --> 02:41:22.079
the [ __ ] That one. The boss. The boss

02:41:20.239 --> 02:41:24.159
429. Click on that.

02:41:22.079 --> 02:41:26.159
>> So, it's just a old body with a new car.

02:41:24.159 --> 02:41:26.879
>> Ex. But it's not an old body. It's a

02:41:26.159 --> 02:41:28.959
brand new.

02:41:26.879 --> 02:41:31.839
>> So, he makes the metal version. Yes.

02:41:28.959 --> 02:41:33.839
It's a factory. It's a full factory, but

02:41:31.840 --> 02:41:36.239
it's completely reliable.

02:41:33.840 --> 02:41:37.920
>> I can't drive that. Jordan ones.

02:41:36.239 --> 02:41:40.079
>> I will force you at gunpoint to drive

02:41:37.920 --> 02:41:40.559
that. You need one of those. You need a

02:41:40.079 --> 02:41:42.959
black one.

02:41:40.559 --> 02:41:44.398
>> No, I need a 97 Land Cruiser.

02:41:42.959 --> 02:41:46.000
>> Oh, that's a 95.

02:41:44.398 --> 02:41:46.318
>> Oh, you do? That's what That's what I

02:41:46.000 --> 02:41:49.359
was

02:41:46.318 --> 02:41:49.680
>> I have a 95 with my car charged Corvette

02:41:49.359 --> 02:41:51.200
engine

02:41:49.680 --> 02:41:52.880
>> and I need a new car. I couldn't wait

02:41:51.200 --> 02:41:55.520
long enough to get one. What you got is

02:41:52.879 --> 02:41:56.719
perfect. What you got is Buick Regal.

02:41:55.520 --> 02:41:58.800
>> You want to tell people what you got?

02:41:56.719 --> 02:42:02.398
>> You need a Leber. Don't tell me what you

02:41:58.799 --> 02:42:02.959
got. But what you got So that's what I

02:42:02.398 --> 02:42:04.079
real car.

02:42:02.959 --> 02:42:07.358
>> I love those.

02:42:04.079 --> 02:42:09.200
>> Jamie, pull up mine. I have a 1995 that

02:42:07.359 --> 02:42:10.960
TLC made me and I had to put a

02:42:09.200 --> 02:42:13.520
supercharged Corvette engine in it and

02:42:10.959 --> 02:42:15.519
then I had Culvin Automotive change the

02:42:13.520 --> 02:42:17.120
supercharger jack it up to 800

02:42:15.520 --> 02:42:18.880
horsepower.

02:42:17.120 --> 02:42:20.960
>> It's got dual exhaust now. Oh, it's a

02:42:18.879 --> 02:42:22.159
total apocalypse car. It's got a gun

02:42:20.959 --> 02:42:23.039
safe in it. It's got everything.

02:42:22.159 --> 02:42:24.719
>> Who's the nerd?

02:42:23.040 --> 02:42:26.880
>> That's my friend Jonathan Ward who

02:42:24.719 --> 02:42:27.438
[ __ ] built the car for me. He's the

02:42:26.879 --> 02:42:29.119
man.

02:42:27.439 --> 02:42:30.800
>> Now Jamie, call the 20 [laughter] Call

02:42:29.120 --> 02:42:31.760
the 2017 Toyota Corolla.

02:42:30.799 --> 02:42:34.639
>> That guy needs a wedge.

02:42:31.760 --> 02:42:36.398
>> But you need you need a 69 boss. That's

02:42:34.639 --> 02:42:37.519
what you need. 69.

02:42:36.398 --> 02:42:39.439
>> Oh, you got the winch.

02:42:37.520 --> 02:42:41.760
>> Yeah. Oh, it's got everything. Well, I

02:42:39.439 --> 02:42:43.280
got this when I was worried that Well, I

02:42:41.760 --> 02:42:44.639
had a family and I was worried that at

02:42:43.280 --> 02:42:45.920
one point in time, LA was going to

02:42:44.639 --> 02:42:47.119
experience an apocalypse and I had to be

02:42:45.920 --> 02:42:49.600
able to drive somewhere where there's no

02:42:47.120 --> 02:42:51.359
roads. So, I got an extra large gas tank

02:42:49.600 --> 02:42:53.680
on that thing.

02:42:51.359 --> 02:42:55.600
>> I have steel bumpers all around, rock

02:42:53.680 --> 02:42:57.520
sliders on the side. I wanted to make it

02:42:55.600 --> 02:42:58.479
so I could just go run over protest.

02:42:57.520 --> 02:43:00.640
>> I can't wait to get away.

02:42:58.478 --> 02:43:02.159
>> I can't wait to die at the gates in

02:43:00.639 --> 02:43:02.478
front of your house when the apocalypse

02:43:02.159 --> 02:43:03.600
happens.

02:43:02.478 --> 02:43:04.239
>> You're not going to die. I can't wait

02:43:03.600 --> 02:43:06.000
for

02:43:04.239 --> 02:43:08.478
>> let

02:43:06.000 --> 02:43:10.879
I'm going to let you in. Come on, dog.

02:43:08.478 --> 02:43:12.079
Please, please, come in. How dare you

02:43:10.879 --> 02:43:13.438
save [laughter] me?

02:43:12.079 --> 02:43:14.318
>> You're parked there like do not get out

02:43:13.439 --> 02:43:16.000
of your car.

02:43:14.318 --> 02:43:17.519
>> By then, we'll be at the ranch. We'll

02:43:16.000 --> 02:43:19.359
have the ranch. We'll have the ranch

02:43:17.520 --> 02:43:21.040
fully operational by now. But between

02:43:19.359 --> 02:43:23.120
then, now and then, you need a [ __ ]

02:43:21.040 --> 02:43:25.200
Mustang. You need a boss, brother.

02:43:23.120 --> 02:43:26.560
>> Is it Mustang the only one they make?

02:43:25.200 --> 02:43:27.280
>> Can we get like an old Porsche? Can I

02:43:26.559 --> 02:43:28.639
get an old

02:43:27.280 --> 02:43:29.840
>> Well, there's plenty of cont.

02:43:28.639 --> 02:43:32.159
>> I'm too big for an old Porsche.

02:43:29.840 --> 02:43:35.120
>> You're too big for a Porsche. Land

02:43:32.159 --> 02:43:38.799
Cruiser is another company called RSR

02:43:35.120 --> 02:43:40.880
Recreations. They make a 911. It you can

02:43:38.799 --> 02:43:43.802
get it with no [ __ ] AC, no nothing.

02:43:40.879 --> 02:43:45.599
It only weighs 2,000 lbs.

02:43:43.802 --> 02:43:46.799
[laughter]

02:43:45.600 --> 02:43:48.000
>> Dancing shoes.

02:43:46.799 --> 02:43:50.719
>> I knew about it on 910.

02:43:48.000 --> 02:43:53.359
>> Dancing Israelis.

02:43:50.719 --> 02:43:55.599
>> Don't Google Dancing Israelis. Whatever

02:43:53.359 --> 02:43:57.040
you do, don't read into that story.

02:43:55.600 --> 02:43:59.040
You'll go, "Hey, what?

02:43:57.040 --> 02:44:00.640
>> Wait a second.

02:43:59.040 --> 02:44:02.000
Apac.

02:44:00.639 --> 02:44:03.119
>> Okay, back. All right, there's there's

02:44:02.000 --> 02:44:04.959
my [ __ ] platform.

02:44:03.120 --> 02:44:08.000
>> Okay, what about Let's get rid of AP

02:44:04.959 --> 02:44:08.639
pack. Let's get rid all those [ __ ]

02:44:08.000 --> 02:44:10.000
lobbies.

02:44:08.639 --> 02:44:11.119
>> Yeah, all lobbies.

02:44:10.000 --> 02:44:13.200
>> The ones that are convenient.

02:44:11.120 --> 02:44:14.880
>> You need a muscle car.

02:44:13.200 --> 02:44:19.439
>> If you don't want to get that, how about

02:44:14.879 --> 02:44:21.920
a new muscle car? How about a Shelby?

02:44:19.439 --> 02:44:23.439
>> A Shelby Super Snake R.

02:44:21.920 --> 02:44:25.040
>> Brother, I'm never driving that,

02:44:23.439 --> 02:44:26.318
brother. I bet you should.

02:44:25.040 --> 02:44:28.800
>> You need one car.

02:44:26.318 --> 02:44:30.478
>> You need No. What? You need one car.

02:44:28.799 --> 02:44:31.920
>> I need one car. I have a pretty small

02:44:30.478 --> 02:44:33.679
house in a tiny garage.

02:44:31.920 --> 02:44:35.200
>> What are you a communist? [laughter]

02:44:33.680 --> 02:44:38.398
>> You need to get a new house. First of

02:44:35.200 --> 02:44:40.479
all, you need to do your [ __ ]

02:44:38.398 --> 02:44:42.559
>> baller now. So, you need a new Look at

02:44:40.478 --> 02:44:43.199
that. That's a Shelby Super Snake. He

02:44:42.559 --> 02:44:44.478
can't drive that.

02:44:43.200 --> 02:44:47.120
>> You know what that would look like? Me

02:44:44.478 --> 02:44:48.000
getting out or bringing I got Look, I'm

02:44:47.120 --> 02:44:50.240
not going to get hard.

02:44:48.000 --> 02:44:51.840
>> 850 [ __ ] horsepower. That's

02:44:50.239 --> 02:44:52.799
>> going to be great to pull into a parking

02:44:51.840 --> 02:44:55.520
lot.

02:44:52.799 --> 02:44:57.759
>> Shut up, Ari.

02:44:55.520 --> 02:44:59.783
>> Shut up. I was telling Ari back when Ari

02:44:57.760 --> 02:45:01.680
started making money. I go, Ari, please

02:44:59.783 --> 02:45:03.439
[laughter] get a nice car. Please just

02:45:01.680 --> 02:45:04.000
get a nice car. How about a Cadillac

02:45:03.439 --> 02:45:04.800
Blackwing?

02:45:04.000 --> 02:45:08.478
>> 2022.

02:45:04.799 --> 02:45:09.840
>> How about one of these? How about a CT5V

02:45:08.478 --> 02:45:10.959
Blackwing? How about that?

02:45:09.840 --> 02:45:11.439
>> Can't have a Caddy.

02:45:10.959 --> 02:45:14.159
>> Come on.

02:45:11.439 --> 02:45:16.318
>> I agree. If I saw someone [ __ ] my

02:45:14.159 --> 02:45:18.239
dad's car,

02:45:16.318 --> 02:45:22.079
that is not your dad's car. That's a

02:45:18.239 --> 02:45:22.799
black. That thing has almost 700. Very

02:45:22.079 --> 02:45:23.600
cord.

02:45:22.799 --> 02:45:25.599
>> Very reliable.

02:45:23.600 --> 02:45:26.318
>> You can solder the [ __ ] hood shut for

02:45:25.600 --> 02:45:28.079
5 years.

02:45:26.318 --> 02:45:29.359
>> Why would you do that, Ari? You have You

02:45:28.079 --> 02:45:31.200
have money, too, Ari. You drive me

02:45:29.359 --> 02:45:33.359
crazy. I was trying to get him to buy a

02:45:31.200 --> 02:45:34.960
BMW M3 in like 2008.

02:45:33.359 --> 02:45:36.000
>> Oo, that'd be nice. I love a BMW.

02:45:34.959 --> 02:45:37.199
>> Why didn't you do it?

02:45:36.000 --> 02:45:40.079
>> Because I had to put all my money to

02:45:37.200 --> 02:45:40.640
this goddamn storytelling show. I put my

02:45:40.079 --> 02:45:42.239
money into that.

02:45:40.639 --> 02:45:42.639
>> Yeah, but you made it back already. You

02:45:42.239 --> 02:45:43.840
made it back.

02:45:42.639 --> 02:45:45.439
>> You spent more money. Yeah, I did make

02:45:43.840 --> 02:45:46.079
the budget back. The end available right

02:45:45.439 --> 02:45:48.960
now.

02:45:46.079 --> 02:45:50.559
>> I've tried for years, maybe decades, to

02:45:48.959 --> 02:45:50.879
try to talk you into buying a nice car.

02:45:50.559 --> 02:45:52.000
Yeah,

02:45:50.879 --> 02:45:53.599
>> he can't. Look at that hat.

02:45:52.000 --> 02:45:53.920
>> It's New York. You can't have a nice car

02:45:53.600 --> 02:45:55.359
anymore.

02:45:53.920 --> 02:45:56.960
>> Yeah, you can't have a nice car.

02:45:55.359 --> 02:45:58.479
>> You got enough money to have a house

02:45:56.959 --> 02:46:00.318
other places.

02:45:58.478 --> 02:46:01.760
>> You should get a house out here.

02:46:00.318 --> 02:46:03.119
>> Get a house out here with a garage and

02:46:01.760 --> 02:46:03.680
keep some nice cars in it so you could

02:46:03.120 --> 02:46:05.760
[ __ ] roll.

02:46:03.680 --> 02:46:07.760
>> Do you have enough money for that?

02:46:05.760 --> 02:46:09.200
>> You spent all your money in.

02:46:07.760 --> 02:46:10.079
>> I'll give you the [ __ ] money. Tell me

02:46:09.200 --> 02:46:11.520
what car you want to buy.

02:46:10.079 --> 02:46:12.079
>> Hold on a second. You buying houses?

02:46:11.520 --> 02:46:13.680
>> Lamborghini.

02:46:12.079 --> 02:46:13.920
>> I'm buying him [laughter] a car, not a

02:46:13.680 --> 02:46:15.200
house.

02:46:13.920 --> 02:46:16.879
>> I'm still waiting to get a watch.

02:46:15.200 --> 02:46:17.680
>> I held out. He said watch. I'm like I'll

02:46:16.879 --> 02:46:19.278
hold out for car.

02:46:17.680 --> 02:46:21.680
>> He gave you a watch. You wear it. You

02:46:19.279 --> 02:46:22.960
wear that piece of [ __ ] It's a Rolex.

02:46:21.680 --> 02:46:24.159
>> I would buy you a watch if you'd wear

02:46:22.959 --> 02:46:24.719
it. If I bought you a watch, will you

02:46:24.159 --> 02:46:25.520
wear it?

02:46:24.719 --> 02:46:26.398
>> Sure.

02:46:25.520 --> 02:46:26.960
>> How many times?

02:46:26.398 --> 02:46:27.920
>> Every day.

02:46:26.959 --> 02:46:29.199
>> I'm thinking the same.

02:46:27.920 --> 02:46:30.639
>> I shower with this.

02:46:29.200 --> 02:46:31.040
>> Right. But if I bought you a real watch,

02:46:30.639 --> 02:46:33.439
would you

02:46:31.040 --> 02:46:34.479
>> I mean, Rolex, one of those astronaut

02:46:33.439 --> 02:46:36.159
[ __ ]

02:46:34.478 --> 02:46:37.358
>> Rolex.

02:46:36.159 --> 02:46:39.840
Yeah. But I don't want to I don't want

02:46:37.359 --> 02:46:40.960
to protect our parks. I'm going to get

02:46:39.840 --> 02:46:42.478
you a Speed Master.

02:46:40.959 --> 02:46:42.719
>> Hold on. Omega's Can I tell you what he

02:46:42.478 --> 02:46:43.840
wants?

02:46:42.719 --> 02:46:45.519
>> Sham was a Speed Master.

02:46:43.840 --> 02:46:47.279
>> He wants that size watch, not a bulky

02:46:45.520 --> 02:46:49.120
one. He wants a thinner watch.

02:46:47.279 --> 02:46:52.079
>> All right. Listen. I like a small watch.

02:46:49.120 --> 02:46:54.240
>> This is not too big. This is a a Rolex,

02:46:52.079 --> 02:46:56.239
but it's on a but it's on a a rubber

02:46:54.239 --> 02:46:58.398
strap. It's a little understated.

02:46:56.239 --> 02:46:59.119
>> Ghock.

02:46:58.398 --> 02:47:00.318
Would you wear that?

02:46:59.120 --> 02:47:00.960
>> Indiglow.

02:47:00.318 --> 02:47:03.199
>> Would you wear that?

02:47:00.959 --> 02:47:05.119
>> I like a a metal band. But yeah, it's a

02:47:03.200 --> 02:47:06.960
good looking watch.

02:47:05.120 --> 02:47:09.920
>> What did What did Louis get you?

02:47:06.959 --> 02:47:10.799
>> He got me the uh Oyster face or what do

02:47:09.920 --> 02:47:12.559
you call it? Okay.

02:47:10.799 --> 02:47:13.759
>> It's really nice and it's inscribed in

02:47:12.559 --> 02:47:14.398
the back. Thanks for working with me,

02:47:13.760 --> 02:47:15.359
LC.

02:47:14.398 --> 02:47:17.358
>> You don't even wear it.

02:47:15.359 --> 02:47:19.920
>> I It's on my shelf. It's propped up.

02:47:17.359 --> 02:47:20.479
Okay. So, if I buy you an Omega, you're

02:47:19.920 --> 02:47:21.760
gonna wear it.

02:47:20.478 --> 02:47:23.199
>> Hell yeah.

02:47:21.760 --> 02:47:24.398
>> No, you don't have to buy me an Omega.

02:47:23.200 --> 02:47:26.479
Just [ __ ] around. It's over.

02:47:24.398 --> 02:47:28.318
>> Norman. Norman, you're gonna love this.

02:47:26.478 --> 02:47:31.119
>> Eat gave me the coolest thing that I

02:47:28.318 --> 02:47:34.879
have, which was Nor McDonald's

02:47:31.120 --> 02:47:37.439
>> cup on the late night with Letterman.

02:47:34.879 --> 02:47:40.959
>> The actual mug from the late night.

02:47:37.439 --> 02:47:42.639
>> Gave me this pull that from uh Norm

02:47:40.959 --> 02:47:43.599
doing uh

02:47:42.639 --> 02:47:45.119
>> talk show. Oh, letter.

02:47:43.600 --> 02:47:45.760
>> So, he had that. He brought it home.

02:47:45.120 --> 02:47:48.160
That's cool.

02:47:45.760 --> 02:47:48.398
>> Wow. Oh, that's a great one. Best gift I

02:47:48.159 --> 02:47:51.439
got.

02:47:48.398 --> 02:47:52.239
>> That's I would protect that.

02:47:51.439 --> 02:47:53.600
Break that.

02:47:52.239 --> 02:47:54.719
>> Imagine if a chick comes over your house

02:47:53.600 --> 02:47:56.239
and drops that.

02:47:54.719 --> 02:47:56.478
>> Can I have a cup of tea? I would punch

02:47:56.239 --> 02:47:57.199
it.

02:47:56.478 --> 02:47:58.639
>> Whoopsies.

02:47:57.200 --> 02:48:00.079
>> Oh, I protect it. It's on my mantle.

02:47:58.639 --> 02:48:00.639
It's in the middle of It's above my

02:48:00.079 --> 02:48:01.680
face.

02:48:00.639 --> 02:48:03.519
>> That's great.

02:48:01.680 --> 02:48:04.000
>> I put like ring ropes around it to

02:48:03.520 --> 02:48:04.720
cushion it.

02:48:04.000 --> 02:48:05.520
>> Yeah, I probably should.

02:48:04.719 --> 02:48:07.679
>> Mickey Man.

02:48:05.520 --> 02:48:09.439
>> Yeah, Mickey [laughter] M.

02:48:07.680 --> 02:48:10.239
>> That's a That's a good one.

02:48:09.439 --> 02:48:11.840
>> That's the best one.

02:48:10.239 --> 02:48:13.199
>> Those Rodney notes are great.

02:48:11.840 --> 02:48:14.960
>> Oh my god. Isn't that amazing in the

02:48:13.200 --> 02:48:17.200
green room? those handwritten Rodney

02:48:14.959 --> 02:48:19.438
notes from his Tonight Show special.

02:48:17.200 --> 02:48:20.960
>> Whitney got us those. Rodney's wife

02:48:19.439 --> 02:48:22.159
donated. She found out about the club.

02:48:20.959 --> 02:48:23.199
She knew we were doing it and she

02:48:22.159 --> 02:48:25.119
donated it to us.

02:48:23.200 --> 02:48:27.359
>> Wow. Very cool. So, we had them all

02:48:25.120 --> 02:48:29.200
framed in there. It's amazing. And you

02:48:27.359 --> 02:48:31.680
get to read them and you see how like

02:48:29.200 --> 02:48:34.000
would like make the punchlines bold and

02:48:31.680 --> 02:48:34.639
all the notes then bold punchline.

02:48:34.000 --> 02:48:36.239
>> Oh yeah.

02:48:34.639 --> 02:48:38.159
>> It's cool. Just it's like the feeling

02:48:36.239 --> 02:48:38.799
the spirit of like jokew writing is in

02:48:38.159 --> 02:48:41.039
that room.

02:48:38.799 --> 02:48:42.879
>> He was he was a drug addict

02:48:41.040 --> 02:48:44.240
>> allegedly. No, I was

02:48:42.879 --> 02:48:45.278
>> the coolest thing about Robbie was that

02:48:44.239 --> 02:48:47.279
when weed was illegal,

02:48:45.279 --> 02:48:48.319
>> he enjoyed drugs. I don't know if he was

02:48:47.279 --> 02:48:50.319
a drug addict.

02:48:48.318 --> 02:48:51.680
>> When weed was illegal and cops would

02:48:50.318 --> 02:48:52.959
come into a club he was in, he was just

02:48:51.680 --> 02:48:54.318
smoking weed. He would just go up to him

02:48:52.959 --> 02:48:56.318
like, "Hello, officer. How you doing?"

02:48:54.318 --> 02:48:57.359
Just holding. He knew he was immune. No

02:48:56.318 --> 02:48:58.799
one's going to touch him.

02:48:57.359 --> 02:49:00.559
>> I told you guys when I worked as a

02:48:58.799 --> 02:49:01.840
security guard, when I got to see Rodney

02:49:00.559 --> 02:49:02.239
perform, when I worked as a security

02:49:01.840 --> 02:49:03.840
guard.

02:49:02.239 --> 02:49:05.439
>> Whoa.

02:49:03.840 --> 02:49:07.040
Beat up a guy with a walkie-talkie.

02:49:05.439 --> 02:49:09.342
>> No, I didn't beat him up. No, that was

02:49:07.040 --> 02:49:10.479
Alleycat. That was my boss. Alley

02:49:09.342 --> 02:49:11.840
[laughter]

02:49:10.478 --> 02:49:13.199
first day.

02:49:11.840 --> 02:49:15.040
>> That was the first thing I heard you

02:49:13.200 --> 02:49:16.720
say. That was I was like, damn, Joe's

02:49:15.040 --> 02:49:18.080
old [laughter]

02:49:16.719 --> 02:49:18.799
boy. He was like, "No, that was my boy,

02:49:18.079 --> 02:49:20.799
Alicat."

02:49:18.799 --> 02:49:21.519
>> That was the boss. Alley Cat was the

02:49:20.799 --> 02:49:23.679
boss.

02:49:21.520 --> 02:49:27.200
>> So, what happened was uh one of the guys

02:49:23.680 --> 02:49:28.960
from my Taekwondo gym got uh hired to be

02:49:27.200 --> 02:49:30.640
security and they were like, "Bro, it's

02:49:28.959 --> 02:49:32.478
like 50 bucks an hour. It's really cool.

02:49:30.639 --> 02:49:34.239
You get to see concerts." So, we all

02:49:32.478 --> 02:49:37.199
went and I got to see Rodney there.

02:49:34.239 --> 02:49:38.639
Rodney was backstage with nothing on but

02:49:37.200 --> 02:49:40.880
a bathrobe.

02:49:38.639 --> 02:49:42.398
>> He was completely naked. No, I didn't

02:49:40.879 --> 02:49:44.079
see that. I saw him walking around with

02:49:42.398 --> 02:49:46.879
slippers and a bathrobe and then he went

02:49:44.079 --> 02:49:48.398
on stage with nothing but a bathrobe.

02:49:46.879 --> 02:49:50.318
>> Bathrobe naked underneath it.

02:49:48.398 --> 02:49:51.920
>> Went on stage that way.

02:49:50.318 --> 02:49:56.000
>> 1986.

02:49:51.920 --> 02:49:58.559
Okay. And [ __ ] destroyed. I was 19. I

02:49:56.000 --> 02:50:00.000
was mesmerized. And back then I wasn't

02:49:58.559 --> 02:50:02.000
even thinking about doing comedy. I was

02:50:00.000 --> 02:50:03.760
just fighting and I was enjoying it. And

02:50:02.000 --> 02:50:05.760
I was like, "This is this guy's so

02:50:03.760 --> 02:50:08.639
free." I remember thinking that like

02:50:05.760 --> 02:50:10.719
this guy's on stage with a I mean

02:50:08.639 --> 02:50:12.959
destroying.

02:50:10.719 --> 02:50:14.879
I got no respect. No respect at all. And

02:50:12.959 --> 02:50:17.679
the [ __ ] place is going nuts. He was

02:50:14.879 --> 02:50:20.239
killing punchline after punchline after

02:50:17.680 --> 02:50:20.479
punchline. I was 19. I mean, I was blown

02:50:20.239 --> 02:50:21.520
away.

02:50:20.478 --> 02:50:23.519
>> Wow. And you were working?

02:50:21.520 --> 02:50:25.279
>> I was working. I was a security guard.

02:50:23.520 --> 02:50:27.120
>> That's a good gig. Got to see the shows.

02:50:25.279 --> 02:50:28.399
Well, that was also the job that I quit

02:50:27.120 --> 02:50:30.160
when, you know, the whole thing with

02:50:28.398 --> 02:50:31.920
happened with co where Neil Young pulled

02:50:30.159 --> 02:50:33.279
his music off Spotify cuz I was giving

02:50:31.920 --> 02:50:34.478
out vaccine misinformation.

02:50:33.279 --> 02:50:35.520
>> Wait, is that until he couldn't get it

02:50:34.478 --> 02:50:37.358
played elsewhere?

02:50:35.520 --> 02:50:39.279
>> Yeah, it was not real. He didn't even

02:50:37.359 --> 02:50:41.600
own his music. It's all [ __ ] But

02:50:39.279 --> 02:50:42.880
anyway, I I didn't [ __ ] on him at the

02:50:41.600 --> 02:50:45.279
time, even though he's trying to ruin my

02:50:42.879 --> 02:50:46.799
life because I was a Neil Young fan. And

02:50:45.279 --> 02:50:48.640
I told the story about how when I was a

02:50:46.799 --> 02:50:50.559
security guard, the last day on the job

02:50:48.639 --> 02:50:52.478
was a Neil Young concert cuz a riot

02:50:50.559 --> 02:50:54.159
broke out. And a riot broke out and I

02:50:52.478 --> 02:50:56.398
was like, I'm not fighting for 50 bucks

02:50:54.159 --> 02:50:58.159
an hour. I [ __ ] zipped up my hoodie

02:50:56.398 --> 02:51:01.199
and I just walked out and I never even

02:50:58.159 --> 02:51:03.119
got my last check. It was cold out and

02:51:01.200 --> 02:51:05.200
Great Woods in Mansfield has a whole

02:51:03.120 --> 02:51:07.920
lawn. It's an amphitheater. So the the

02:51:05.200 --> 02:51:09.680
the front part that's all seated has a

02:51:07.920 --> 02:51:11.359
cover over it and then the back part's a

02:51:09.680 --> 02:51:13.040
lawn and it was a little cold out. So

02:51:11.359 --> 02:51:15.439
these [ __ ] animals at the Neil Young

02:51:13.040 --> 02:51:17.359
concert started lighting bonfires and so

02:51:15.439 --> 02:51:19.040
the security guys had to come over and

02:51:17.359 --> 02:51:21.120
tell him, "Hey, put out the fires." And

02:51:19.040 --> 02:51:22.399
drunk guys were like, "Fuck you." And my

02:51:21.120 --> 02:51:23.600
friend Larry punched some guy and

02:51:22.398 --> 02:51:24.719
Larry's like the nicest guy in the

02:51:23.600 --> 02:51:27.120
world. I'm like, "Oh my god, we're

02:51:24.719 --> 02:51:28.799
having a war." And so the fight started

02:51:27.120 --> 02:51:30.160
breaking up. And as soon as like my

02:51:28.799 --> 02:51:32.132
friends were safe and we were I'm like,

02:51:30.159 --> 02:51:33.920
"Let's get the [ __ ] out of here." I put

02:51:32.132 --> 02:51:35.680
[laughter] on my hoodie and I just quit.

02:51:33.920 --> 02:51:37.120
I just I'm like I'm not fighting these

02:51:35.680 --> 02:51:38.398
[ __ ] people. And that was my last day

02:51:37.120 --> 02:51:40.319
on the job as a security guard.

02:51:38.398 --> 02:51:42.239
>> Bonfires and fist fighting at a [ __ ]

02:51:40.318 --> 02:51:45.799
Neil Young.

02:51:42.239 --> 02:51:45.799
It's so crazy

02:51:45.888 --> 02:51:49.679
[laughter]

02:51:47.359 --> 02:51:51.760
10 taekwond do black belts including

02:51:49.680 --> 02:51:53.120
like national level competitors that

02:51:51.760 --> 02:51:54.880
were all security guards. They were just

02:51:53.120 --> 02:51:56.800
waiting to kick somebody into house and

02:51:54.879 --> 02:51:59.119
Neil Young fans.

02:51:56.799 --> 02:52:02.559
>> We never I mean Joe

02:51:59.120 --> 02:52:04.884
>> D Roa one guy. Okay, let's hear this.

02:52:02.559 --> 02:52:05.600
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

02:52:04.884 --> 02:52:08.478
[laughter]

02:52:05.600 --> 02:52:10.318
All right. Go.

02:52:08.478 --> 02:52:12.000
>> Uh, hold on. Where's the volume?

02:52:10.318 --> 02:52:14.239
>> I don't know. There's no sound before.

02:52:12.000 --> 02:52:15.279
>> I remember that was his co time, huh?

02:52:14.239 --> 02:52:17.840
>> I remember you'd wear that.

02:52:15.279 --> 02:52:19.840
>> Oh my gosh. [ __ ]

02:52:17.840 --> 02:52:21.040
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, I was like,

02:52:19.840 --> 02:52:22.639
I'll add the song.

02:52:21.040 --> 02:52:23.879
>> What's the with the glasses?

02:52:22.639 --> 02:52:24.719
>> I don't know. I was doing something.

02:52:23.879 --> 02:52:25.439
[clears throat]

02:52:24.719 --> 02:52:26.559
Oh my god.

02:52:25.439 --> 02:52:28.079
>> This is brutal.

02:52:26.559 --> 02:52:31.793
>> I forgot that was my best part is I

02:52:28.079 --> 02:52:31.793
said, I'll add the music. [laughter]

02:52:32.719 --> 02:52:37.519
This is like a hostage video.

02:52:36.079 --> 02:52:39.599
>> Please turn this off.

02:52:37.520 --> 02:52:41.618
>> This is horrific.

02:52:39.599 --> 02:52:41.618
[screaming]

02:52:42.719 --> 02:52:45.358
>> I love the roast.

02:52:44.000 --> 02:52:49.680
>> WHERE DID YOU GO?

02:52:45.359 --> 02:52:52.043
>> OH MAN, HE TOOK IT SO SERIOUS.

02:52:49.680 --> 02:52:53.439
>> That's not as fun as Rodney naked.

02:52:52.043 --> 02:52:55.039
[laughter]

02:52:53.439 --> 02:52:55.840
>> God damn Shane, you killed me.

02:52:55.040 --> 02:52:57.439
>> Tough.

02:52:55.840 --> 02:52:59.359
>> I did not enjoy that at all.

02:52:57.439 --> 02:53:01.120
>> That was bad. I'll turn it. Did you see

02:52:59.359 --> 02:53:03.600
the Scientology speedruns that were

02:53:01.120 --> 02:53:05.600
going around that week or two? Kids are

02:53:03.600 --> 02:53:07.200
breaking into Scientology places all

02:53:05.600 --> 02:53:09.040
over the country, mostly LA.

02:53:07.200 --> 02:53:10.640
>> They're breaking into them. Why

02:53:09.040 --> 02:53:12.399
>> they're called speedruns?

02:53:10.639 --> 02:53:14.079
>> Speeduns. No, let me see this.

02:53:12.398 --> 02:53:15.760
>> They're trying to get as deep as they

02:53:14.079 --> 02:53:19.680
can possibly get into a Scientology

02:53:15.760 --> 02:53:21.279
building removed all the door secret.

02:53:19.680 --> 02:53:21.680
>> Speeduns.

02:53:21.279 --> 02:53:24.319
>> Wow.

02:53:21.680 --> 02:53:26.559
>> That guy at the White House corresponds.

02:53:24.318 --> 02:53:27.600
>> Yeah. So cold.

02:53:26.559 --> 02:53:29.379
>> Oh, you want to play games?

02:53:27.600 --> 02:53:30.318
>> No, I don't.

02:53:29.379 --> 02:53:31.839
[laughter]

02:53:30.318 --> 02:53:32.398
Wow.

02:53:31.840 --> 02:53:34.159
>> Damn.

02:53:32.398 --> 02:53:36.959
>> Speed runs is such a great way to go

02:53:34.159 --> 02:53:38.799
through something. Just run as fast as

02:53:36.959 --> 02:53:40.559
>> they'll kill you. Those guys are right

02:53:38.799 --> 02:53:42.639
now that they've like uh they've taken

02:53:40.559 --> 02:53:43.119
the the handles off the doors on the

02:53:42.639 --> 02:53:44.719
outside.

02:53:43.120 --> 02:53:46.880
>> I went [laughter]

02:53:44.719 --> 02:53:49.599
>> I went me and Natasha went to a to a

02:53:46.879 --> 02:53:51.519
Scientology once on Vine. Yeah. And and

02:53:49.600 --> 02:53:52.479
I was they kind of got me a little. They

02:53:51.520 --> 02:53:53.760
were like, "Can we get some information

02:53:52.478 --> 02:53:54.799
for you?" I'm like, "I mean my home

02:53:53.760 --> 02:53:56.398
address if you want." And she was like,

02:53:54.799 --> 02:53:58.159
"What the [ __ ] are you doing?" And I'm

02:53:56.398 --> 02:54:00.398
like, "I don't know. They're getting me.

02:53:58.159 --> 02:54:02.000
The book they saw was it's good for ages

02:54:00.398 --> 02:54:03.760
8 to 8. Wow.

02:54:02.000 --> 02:54:05.920
>> So this kid just ran through.

02:54:03.760 --> 02:54:06.398
>> Yeah. So they're just busting through

02:54:05.920 --> 02:54:08.639
noise.

02:54:06.398 --> 02:54:10.000
>> Maybe whites are coming back as much as

02:54:08.639 --> 02:54:11.920
they can in like 10 seconds. They're not

02:54:10.000 --> 02:54:13.359
really doing anything other than just

02:54:11.920 --> 02:54:14.960
>> all these other people behind them. Are

02:54:13.359 --> 02:54:16.000
they Scientologists or these just all

02:54:14.959 --> 02:54:16.799
the kids?

02:54:16.000 --> 02:54:18.318
>> The kids running.

02:54:16.799 --> 02:54:18.959
>> So there's more than one kid. There's

02:54:18.318 --> 02:54:20.079
multiple kids.

02:54:18.959 --> 02:54:21.039
>> 30 of them.

02:54:20.079 --> 02:54:22.239
>> Some will get through.

02:54:21.040 --> 02:54:23.279
>> Oh, look how deep they're going.

02:54:22.239 --> 02:54:24.639
>> Yeah, they're just trying to like What's

02:54:23.279 --> 02:54:26.399
inside? What are you guys hiding?

02:54:24.639 --> 02:54:27.519
>> I love these guys. No one really has

02:54:26.398 --> 02:54:28.159
ever seen inside those buildings.

02:54:27.520 --> 02:54:28.960
>> They're having fun.

02:54:28.159 --> 02:54:30.478
>> Oh, how weird.

02:54:28.959 --> 02:54:32.639
>> They just run out the exit.

02:54:30.478 --> 02:54:34.398
>> Well, they're like the second biggest

02:54:32.639 --> 02:54:34.639
real estate holders in Los Angeles, I

02:54:34.398 --> 02:54:35.439
think.

02:54:34.639 --> 02:54:37.039
>> Yeah, they're crazy.

02:54:35.439 --> 02:54:38.880
>> Oh my god, look at this guy trying.

02:54:37.040 --> 02:54:40.640
>> I think it's like China and then

02:54:38.879 --> 02:54:41.679
Scientology raid with Jesus. They're

02:54:40.639 --> 02:54:42.398
trying to open the door.

02:54:41.680 --> 02:54:43.200
>> Oh, I love it.

02:54:42.398 --> 02:54:44.639
>> Oh, this is

02:54:43.200 --> 02:54:46.720
>> Dude, it's over. They got you.

02:54:44.639 --> 02:54:48.000
>> They deserve this. Those guys are [ __ ]

02:54:46.719 --> 02:54:48.719
I mean, look at the inside though, too.

02:54:48.000 --> 02:54:50.559
I've never seen

02:54:48.719 --> 02:54:51.278
>> Scientology has a voting block in Los

02:54:50.559 --> 02:54:52.318
Angeles.

02:54:51.279 --> 02:54:53.040
>> Pretty cool inside.

02:54:52.318 --> 02:54:53.840
>> It's like a museum.

02:54:53.040 --> 02:54:56.560
>> Look at that.

02:54:53.840 --> 02:54:58.000
>> Wow. I want to go in there. Wow. Yeah.

02:54:56.559 --> 02:54:59.278
Kind of want to take you take a photo

02:54:58.000 --> 02:54:59.840
outside their building, they'll they'll

02:54:59.279 --> 02:55:01.840
tackle you.

02:54:59.840 --> 02:55:03.359
>> Well, I remember during the '9s, a lot

02:55:01.840 --> 02:55:04.639
of people were thinking about joining

02:55:03.359 --> 02:55:07.520
Scientology because it was really good

02:55:04.639 --> 02:55:09.840
for your career. They had acting class

02:55:07.520 --> 02:55:10.239
some

02:55:09.840 --> 02:55:13.120
West,

02:55:10.239 --> 02:55:14.959
>> Tom Cruz, Talon was in an acting class

02:55:13.120 --> 02:55:16.800
with a Scientology guy.

02:55:14.959 --> 02:55:18.398
>> And I remember he was like telling me

02:55:16.799 --> 02:55:20.000
that like a lot of these Scientologists,

02:55:18.398 --> 02:55:22.159
they like get really far in acting

02:55:20.000 --> 02:55:24.000
because like you get connected,

02:55:22.159 --> 02:55:26.959
>> right? Damn, they just recorded

02:55:24.000 --> 02:55:28.398
Scientology run. [laughter]

02:55:26.959 --> 02:55:30.398
>> Just started recently. I think like this

02:55:28.398 --> 02:55:32.478
month. Good for them.

02:55:30.398 --> 02:55:34.000
>> Look at this guy moving. Look at this

02:55:32.478 --> 02:55:34.959
guy with the [ __ ] suits trying to

02:55:34.000 --> 02:55:36.478
stop him. [laughter]

02:55:34.959 --> 02:55:36.799
>> Put a hand out as if that's going to do

02:55:36.478 --> 02:55:38.398
it.

02:55:36.799 --> 02:55:40.559
>> Very unenthusiastic.

02:55:38.398 --> 02:55:41.920
>> Hey, did you guys see the fat principal

02:55:40.559 --> 02:55:42.559
who stopped the school shooting?

02:55:41.920 --> 02:55:44.719
>> Yeah,

02:55:42.559 --> 02:55:46.639
>> that was amazing.

02:55:44.719 --> 02:55:48.239
>> I think it was in Virginia. He got shot.

02:55:46.639 --> 02:55:49.920
The guy came into the building with a

02:55:48.239 --> 02:55:52.398
gun and this [ __ ] principal just

02:55:49.920 --> 02:55:54.079
rushes him, grabs him, tackles him,

02:55:52.398 --> 02:55:54.719
holds on the gun. He got shot in the leg

02:55:54.079 --> 02:55:56.639
apparently.

02:55:54.719 --> 02:55:58.559
>> Badass.

02:55:56.639 --> 02:56:01.199
And then he went into a party. It was

02:55:58.559 --> 02:56:03.039
like the Yeah, it was the prom like a

02:56:01.200 --> 02:56:03.520
week later and everybody went crazy and

02:56:03.040 --> 02:56:05.439
cheered.

02:56:03.520 --> 02:56:07.680
>> He became very emotional.

02:56:05.439 --> 02:56:09.439
>> Very emotional. He stopped 20 deaths.

02:56:07.680 --> 02:56:10.880
>> Yeah. I mean, stopped it in its tracks

02:56:09.439 --> 02:56:11.439
as the guy came in through the front

02:56:10.879 --> 02:56:13.199
door.

02:56:11.439 --> 02:56:14.398
>> You do have one moment where like you

02:56:13.200 --> 02:56:16.800
see it, you realize, and you're like,

02:56:14.398 --> 02:56:18.478
"Let's go." school principal injured in

02:56:16.799 --> 02:56:19.119
school shooting. Shooter identified as

02:56:18.478 --> 02:56:19.840
former student.

02:56:19.120 --> 02:56:20.479
>> This is in Oklahoma.

02:56:19.840 --> 02:56:22.079
>> Former student

02:56:20.478 --> 02:56:22.639
>> Oklahoma. That's where it is.

02:56:22.079 --> 02:56:23.039
>> Coin.

02:56:22.639 --> 02:56:25.119
>> Yeah.

02:56:23.040 --> 02:56:26.800
>> Wow. Look at the guy. That's the guy.

02:56:25.120 --> 02:56:29.200
>> But if you watch the video, the guy

02:56:26.799 --> 02:56:31.679
[ __ ] literally threw himself on the

02:56:29.200 --> 02:56:32.800
guy with the gun. Completely heroic.

02:56:31.680 --> 02:56:34.479
>> Show me his face again, dude. That's a

02:56:32.799 --> 02:56:34.959
guy who loves bruskies.

02:56:34.478 --> 02:56:36.639
>> Oh yeah.

02:56:34.959 --> 02:56:38.398
>> Oh yeah.

02:56:36.639 --> 02:56:39.199
Give me a barbecue.

02:56:38.398 --> 02:56:41.039
>> This [ __ ] weirdo.

02:56:39.200 --> 02:56:41.680
>> Oh, he's probably not worried about his

02:56:41.040 --> 02:56:43.120
death.

02:56:41.680 --> 02:56:45.040
>> Hey Mark, I can't even drink that yet.

02:56:43.120 --> 02:56:47.847
worry about. You know what I'm saying?

02:56:45.040 --> 02:56:48.240
He's ready to go to Val. He's a Viking.

02:56:47.846 --> 02:56:50.000
[laughter]

02:56:48.239 --> 02:56:52.079
>> That's an American Viking, dude. You get

02:56:50.000 --> 02:56:54.398
fed [ __ ] you drink beers, you go [ __ ]

02:56:52.079 --> 02:56:54.879
it. I've been waiting for somebody,

02:56:54.398 --> 02:56:57.119
brother.

02:56:54.879 --> 02:56:58.559
>> He's a hero. Godamn it.

02:56:57.120 --> 02:57:00.880
>> Didn't Cash Patel say that about

02:56:58.559 --> 02:57:03.199
somebody? See you about Charlie Kirk.

02:57:00.879 --> 02:57:04.398
The corniest [ __ ] [ __ ] ever.

02:57:03.200 --> 02:57:05.760
>> That's a rough one.

02:57:04.398 --> 02:57:08.239
>> Your watch is over. We'll see you in

02:57:05.760 --> 02:57:11.520
Valhalla, brother. Shut up. I was

02:57:08.239 --> 02:57:15.119
watching a video on what a 30 odd six

02:57:11.520 --> 02:57:17.760
round actually would do to a neck.

02:57:15.120 --> 02:57:20.079
>> Yeah. They showed like what the actual

02:57:17.760 --> 02:57:21.760
rifle round would do to a person's neck

02:57:20.079 --> 02:57:23.200
versus like what you saw from Charlie

02:57:21.760 --> 02:57:25.120
Kirk. There's a lot of people that don't

02:57:23.200 --> 02:57:26.880
think it was really that guy on the roof

02:57:25.120 --> 02:57:28.880
that shot him. That was something else.

02:57:26.879 --> 02:57:30.639
Some people think it was a microphone.

02:57:28.879 --> 02:57:31.920
>> But I the problem with the Yeah, the

02:57:30.639 --> 02:57:33.439
microphone shot him in the neck like

02:57:31.920 --> 02:57:35.120
there was some sort of an implemented

02:57:33.439 --> 02:57:36.559
destruction device. Oh,

02:57:35.120 --> 02:57:38.000
>> the problem I have with that is you

02:57:36.559 --> 02:57:39.600
don't see any fire coming off of the

02:57:38.000 --> 02:57:40.719
microphone. Like if a microphone is

02:57:39.600 --> 02:57:42.880
going to kill you, it's going to shoot

02:57:40.719 --> 02:57:44.959
you somehow or another. It's got to be

02:57:42.879 --> 02:57:46.559
an explosive charge and then you'll see

02:57:44.959 --> 02:57:48.559
a flash and then something will

02:57:46.559 --> 02:57:50.719
projectile from that into your neck.

02:57:48.559 --> 02:57:52.478
>> You say a microphone in the Yeah,

02:57:50.719 --> 02:57:53.760
somebody shot him, right? Somebody shot

02:57:52.478 --> 02:57:54.959
him. If a rifle shoots your neck,

02:57:53.760 --> 02:57:56.639
wouldn't it go far away?

02:57:54.959 --> 02:57:59.039
>> You would imagine it would. And in these

02:57:56.639 --> 02:58:00.719
videos that I saw, it like shows massive

02:57:59.040 --> 02:58:02.720
destruction. So what they're using is

02:58:00.719 --> 02:58:04.559
ballistic gel. And so they have like a

02:58:02.719 --> 02:58:06.559
fake neck and a fake head and like a

02:58:04.559 --> 02:58:09.519
spine. They show ballistic gel what it

02:58:06.559 --> 02:58:12.559
looks like. And it just blows the neck

02:58:09.520 --> 02:58:15.279
completely apart. It's just splatter, a

02:58:12.559 --> 02:58:17.359
giant opening wound cuz this tissue is

02:58:15.279 --> 02:58:19.680
very soft. I mean, this is not durable

02:58:17.359 --> 02:58:20.640
tissue. And he got shot and it was not

02:58:19.680 --> 02:58:22.398
even an exit hole.

02:58:20.639 --> 02:58:26.079
>> Did they catch the guy

02:58:22.398 --> 02:58:27.760
>> supposedly? You know that you

02:58:26.079 --> 02:58:28.959
guys are so

02:58:27.760 --> 02:58:30.000
>> I remember at a bar in Guatemala

02:58:28.959 --> 02:58:31.278
someone's like who's Charlie Kirk? I'm

02:58:30.000 --> 02:58:33.359
like, I think he makes I think he makes

02:58:31.279 --> 02:58:34.800
fun of college kids.

02:58:33.359 --> 02:58:35.439
>> You're right about that. That's not

02:58:34.799 --> 02:58:37.840
wrong.

02:58:35.439 --> 02:58:39.439
>> And then I was like, why? Like, I think

02:58:37.840 --> 02:58:42.000
he got killed. And I was like, oh,

02:58:39.439 --> 02:58:42.880
>> bro, there's many many many many layers

02:58:42.000 --> 02:58:43.840
to that story.

02:58:42.879 --> 02:58:46.159
>> Pass the weed.

02:58:43.840 --> 02:58:48.398
>> And his wife

02:58:46.159 --> 02:58:49.119
outdoor bar like Yeah. Anyway, bro, that

02:58:48.398 --> 02:58:51.039
over

02:58:49.120 --> 02:58:52.960
>> pass the weed. So, yeah,

02:58:51.040 --> 02:58:54.240
>> this many levels.

02:58:52.959 --> 02:58:56.079
>> I don't mean to come down on you, but

02:58:54.239 --> 02:58:57.840
that's weed.

02:58:56.079 --> 02:58:58.239
>> Oh, man. I don't even know. Pass the

02:58:57.840 --> 02:58:59.680
weed,

02:58:58.239 --> 02:59:01.359
>> dude. I was looking for weed and the

02:58:59.680 --> 02:59:02.159
time was smoking. I'm like I'm looking

02:59:01.359 --> 02:59:03.200
for that weed

02:59:02.159 --> 02:59:03.920
>> in Guatemala.

02:59:03.200 --> 02:59:05.359
>> Yeah. At a bar.

02:59:03.920 --> 02:59:06.318
>> What is the legality of weed in

02:59:05.359 --> 02:59:10.880
Guatemala?

02:59:06.318 --> 02:59:12.799
>> Same as like 5 years ago here. Like do

02:59:10.879 --> 02:59:15.039
>> Oh, you can get arrested though.

02:59:12.799 --> 02:59:16.559
>> And you wind up in a Guatemalan jail.

02:59:15.040 --> 02:59:18.000
Imagine if we had to bail you out like

02:59:16.559 --> 02:59:18.639
[ __ ]

02:59:18.000 --> 02:59:19.840
>> You wouldn't even know.

02:59:18.639 --> 02:59:20.799
>> We would never bail you out.

02:59:19.840 --> 02:59:21.279
>> I would.

02:59:20.799 --> 02:59:24.000
>> I'd go there.

02:59:21.279 --> 02:59:26.239
>> I can sit there for a little Guatemala

02:59:24.000 --> 02:59:27.520
>> 100%. [laughter] 100%.

02:59:26.239 --> 02:59:28.959
>> Yeah. Yeah, if he was in jail in

02:59:27.520 --> 02:59:30.319
Guatemala, 100% we get him out.

02:59:28.959 --> 02:59:31.199
>> No, that'd be fun though to let him sit

02:59:30.318 --> 02:59:31.519
for a few days.

02:59:31.200 --> 02:59:33.840
>> Yeah,

02:59:31.520 --> 02:59:35.359
>> he needs to learn his lessons.

02:59:33.840 --> 02:59:36.960
>> Of course I'm going to get weed. I'm the

02:59:35.359 --> 02:59:38.159
guy who gets weed. The lesson is keep

02:59:36.959 --> 02:59:39.599
getting weed, man.

02:59:38.159 --> 02:59:40.959
>> We'd have to go get him.

02:59:39.600 --> 02:59:42.000
>> I'd make you guys come with me.

02:59:40.959 --> 02:59:43.839
>> We'd have to film [laughter] it.

02:59:42.000 --> 02:59:46.478
>> Yeah. Protect our parts from

02:59:43.840 --> 02:59:48.318
>> from a [ __ ] national park in whoever

02:59:46.478 --> 02:59:51.039
filmed your [ __ ] that whole run that

02:59:48.318 --> 02:59:52.318
you did that guy. He'll put some witty

02:59:51.040 --> 02:59:54.240
quotes three.

02:59:52.318 --> 02:59:56.239
>> Get him in there. Get Ari in there.

02:59:54.239 --> 02:59:58.879
>> Look at this. state of emergency because

02:59:56.239 --> 03:00:00.639
>> gang prisons prison riots and the gangs.

02:59:58.879 --> 03:00:02.000
You'd be in that gang getting [ __ ]

03:00:00.639 --> 03:00:03.760
>> Good to get you back in the camps.

03:00:02.000 --> 03:00:04.799
>> I can't have you in there, Ari getting

03:00:03.760 --> 03:00:05.920
[ __ ] by these Guatemalans.

03:00:04.799 --> 03:00:07.519
>> Dude, those guys who gave me weed who

03:00:05.920 --> 03:00:08.559
told me about Charlie Kirk, he they were

03:00:07.520 --> 03:00:10.159
like, "What do you think about Trump?"

03:00:08.559 --> 03:00:11.920
I'm like, "I I don't really know." And

03:00:10.159 --> 03:00:13.359
then I figured out how to turn it away

03:00:11.920 --> 03:00:16.000
from that conversation. I go, "How how's

03:00:13.359 --> 03:00:18.239
your guy?" And they go, "OUR GUY SUCKS.

03:00:16.000 --> 03:00:19.840
HE'S SO CROOKED." MADURO. Our guy. No,

03:00:18.239 --> 03:00:20.959
it was somebody in Guatemala.

03:00:19.840 --> 03:00:22.719
>> Oh, sorry. Wrong country.

03:00:20.959 --> 03:00:24.559
>> You just turn it on their guy. They love

03:00:22.719 --> 03:00:27.920
talking about it. [laughter] Yeah, I'm

03:00:24.559 --> 03:00:29.519
far away. Like, he's crooked. He takes

03:00:27.920 --> 03:00:30.398
money from corporations. I'm like,

03:00:29.520 --> 03:00:31.680
"Yeah, we do that."

03:00:30.398 --> 03:00:33.680
>> Boo.

03:00:31.680 --> 03:00:34.720
>> Better than El Salvador. That place is

03:00:33.680 --> 03:00:36.079
even crazier.

03:00:34.719 --> 03:00:38.719
>> No. What they rules?

03:00:36.079 --> 03:00:39.600
>> They stopped all

03:00:38.719 --> 03:00:42.239
ton of gangs.

03:00:39.600 --> 03:00:43.439
>> They threw them all giant prisons and

03:00:42.239 --> 03:00:45.199
stopped all the crime.

03:00:43.439 --> 03:00:46.479
>> They drove them out, killed the rest.

03:00:45.200 --> 03:00:49.120
>> Can we do that?

03:00:46.478 --> 03:00:49.840
>> Their crime dropped off

03:00:49.120 --> 03:00:50.560
here, Mark.

03:00:49.840 --> 03:00:52.318
>> I guess [laughter] so.

03:00:50.559 --> 03:00:54.000
>> No, that guy is a hero to everyone

03:00:52.318 --> 03:00:54.639
there. They all love him.

03:00:54.000 --> 03:00:56.159
>> Look at this.

03:00:54.639 --> 03:00:57.519
>> Agreed.

03:00:56.159 --> 03:00:58.719
>> Everyone who was there loves him.

03:00:57.520 --> 03:00:59.680
Everyone who came in later was like,

03:00:58.719 --> 03:01:01.278
"Oh, so

03:00:59.680 --> 03:01:02.398
>> that's El Salvador's prison. We should

03:01:01.279 --> 03:01:03.439
do that to our civilians."

03:01:02.398 --> 03:01:05.199
>> Look at the guy in the back. He's kind

03:01:03.439 --> 03:01:06.079
of fat.

03:01:05.200 --> 03:01:07.520
>> Well, couple chunks.

03:01:06.079 --> 03:01:08.639
>> I bet there's a few guys in there that

03:01:07.520 --> 03:01:11.040
don't belong.

03:01:08.639 --> 03:01:12.639
>> Uh, no. There's a story here that anyone

03:01:11.040 --> 03:01:14.560
with a tattoo get arrested. And they're

03:01:12.639 --> 03:01:16.239
like, "No, no, it's anyone with a tattoo

03:01:14.559 --> 03:01:18.000
of a cop you've killed with his badge

03:01:16.239 --> 03:01:19.199
number. You get arrested."

03:01:18.000 --> 03:01:20.478
>> All the Nate Diaz's.

03:01:19.200 --> 03:01:22.640
>> All Nate Diaz.

03:01:20.478 --> 03:01:23.199
>> Yeah, they do look like Nate.

03:01:22.639 --> 03:01:24.318
Nate,

03:01:23.200 --> 03:01:25.520
>> they're all going to stand up and go.

03:01:24.318 --> 03:01:26.478
What's up?

03:01:25.520 --> 03:01:28.479
>> You got their country back.

03:01:26.478 --> 03:01:29.119
>> Damn. The tattoo guys are see cleaning

03:01:28.478 --> 03:01:31.199
up out there.

03:01:29.120 --> 03:01:33.040
>> Wait, wait. Let's see if we can see

03:01:31.200 --> 03:01:34.720
tattoos. When you tattoo your face up

03:01:33.040 --> 03:01:35.040
like that, that you are not [ __ ]

03:01:34.719 --> 03:01:36.799
around.

03:01:35.040 --> 03:01:38.319
>> So, a lot of the face tattoos are loved

03:01:36.799 --> 03:01:39.438
ones they've raped.

03:01:38.318 --> 03:01:41.199
>> No.

03:01:39.439 --> 03:01:41.600
>> You get extra No, I didn't just make it

03:01:41.200 --> 03:01:44.000
up.

03:01:41.600 --> 03:01:45.040
>> You get extra points for raping a mom, a

03:01:44.000 --> 03:01:45.840
sister, an aunt.

03:01:45.040 --> 03:01:47.520
>> Your own mom.

03:01:45.840 --> 03:01:48.639
>> Yeah, buddy.

03:01:47.520 --> 03:01:50.319
>> This can't This

03:01:48.639 --> 03:01:51.439
>> It wasn't a great situation. Where are

03:01:50.318 --> 03:01:53.199
you coming up with this?

03:01:51.439 --> 03:01:53.760
>> Talking to El Salvadorans.

03:01:53.200 --> 03:01:54.800
>> Oh my god.

03:01:53.760 --> 03:01:56.000
>> In El Salvador,

03:01:54.799 --> 03:01:56.639
>> I think your Spanish was a little

03:01:56.000 --> 03:01:58.000
broken.

03:01:56.639 --> 03:02:00.799
>> They had a soccer game.

03:01:58.000 --> 03:02:02.879
>> That's non-existent.

03:02:00.799 --> 03:02:06.679
>> Oh yeah, they had a soccer game. Say

03:02:02.879 --> 03:02:06.679
something. Order pizza.

03:02:06.959 --> 03:02:10.079
Una pizza. Poor F.

03:02:08.559 --> 03:02:11.359
>> Oh, come on. That was [laughter] Yoko

03:02:10.079 --> 03:02:13.760
Taco Bell with pizza.

03:02:11.359 --> 03:02:15.680
>> They had a soccer game they play in the

03:02:13.760 --> 03:02:17.359
four town where they cut babies out of a

03:02:15.680 --> 03:02:20.639
woman and play soccer with it.

03:02:17.359 --> 03:02:24.079
>> Oh my god. Hey, make soccer interesting.

03:02:20.639 --> 03:02:25.519
>> Their their gangs are trained by us, but

03:02:24.079 --> 03:02:26.639
uh pretty strong,

03:02:25.520 --> 03:02:28.079
>> so they get rid of it.

03:02:26.639 --> 03:02:29.760
>> Well, they what they did was nuts,

03:02:28.079 --> 03:02:31.680
though. They like just made these giant

03:02:29.760 --> 03:02:33.439
super prisons and just put everybody in

03:02:31.680 --> 03:02:34.559
there. And the crime dropped off a

03:02:33.439 --> 03:02:35.359
cliff.

03:02:34.559 --> 03:02:37.600
>> Damn.

03:02:35.359 --> 03:02:40.000
>> I went to Independence Day parade there.

03:02:37.600 --> 03:02:41.680
It was wild how much everybody is like,

03:02:40.000 --> 03:02:43.200
"What are you doing here? This is wild.

03:02:41.680 --> 03:02:44.318
Our guy is the best."

03:02:43.200 --> 03:02:46.000
>> It's the only country where they're

03:02:44.318 --> 03:02:47.359
like, "We love our guy."

03:02:46.000 --> 03:02:49.439
>> Everyone else, we hate our guy. They

03:02:47.359 --> 03:02:51.520
love their

03:02:49.439 --> 03:02:54.559
Nicaragua.

03:02:51.520 --> 03:02:56.239
>> They wouldn't let Ari into Nicaragua.

03:02:54.559 --> 03:02:57.519
>> They love that guy.

03:02:56.239 --> 03:02:59.039
>> They love that guy. There was the first

03:02:57.520 --> 03:03:00.960
time they could they could go out in

03:02:59.040 --> 03:03:01.200
public and like and like and like do

03:03:00.959 --> 03:03:03.039
anything.

03:03:01.200 --> 03:03:03.680
>> What's his name? What's the name of the

03:03:03.040 --> 03:03:06.479
Lel?

03:03:03.680 --> 03:03:08.239
>> He's half half Arab. They don't care

03:03:06.478 --> 03:03:08.799
what kind of

03:03:08.239 --> 03:03:10.318
>> I don't know.

03:03:08.799 --> 03:03:10.879
>> The good kind,

03:03:10.318 --> 03:03:12.000
>> is there?

03:03:10.879 --> 03:03:14.239
>> Not Palestinian. No.

03:03:12.000 --> 03:03:14.639
>> No. No. No. I just mean it.

03:03:14.239 --> 03:03:15.279
>> Wow.

03:03:14.639 --> 03:03:15.760
>> Is it Jewish?

03:03:15.279 --> 03:03:18.239
>> I bet.

03:03:15.760 --> 03:03:19.760
>> No. No. not supported. The the the claim

03:03:18.239 --> 03:03:21.680
that specific face tattoos in El

03:03:19.760 --> 03:03:22.960
Salvador mark someone is being raped who

03:03:21.680 --> 03:03:24.639
has raped a family member is not

03:03:22.959 --> 03:03:26.745
supported by credible evidence. By the

03:03:24.639 --> 03:03:27.039
way, what credible evidence do you get?

03:03:26.745 --> 03:03:29.039
[clears throat]

03:03:27.040 --> 03:03:30.720
>> Talked to so many people there. So,

03:03:29.040 --> 03:03:31.359
disagree with this.

03:03:30.719 --> 03:03:33.679
>> Uh

03:03:31.359 --> 03:03:35.200
>> it's hard to know because like how many

03:03:33.680 --> 03:03:37.120
people are documenting this stuff in

03:03:35.200 --> 03:03:38.000
like peer-reviewed papers?

03:03:37.120 --> 03:03:40.560
>> You know what I mean? Like what is

03:03:38.000 --> 03:03:42.079
Perpexity drawing from?

03:03:40.559 --> 03:03:43.039
>> Yeah. People on the streets are like

03:03:42.079 --> 03:03:44.799
this is what happens.

03:03:43.040 --> 03:03:47.040
>> Yeah. Well, I'm sure a lot of it did

03:03:44.799 --> 03:03:48.799
happen. I'm sure a lot of it h you know

03:03:47.040 --> 03:03:50.399
I there was a guy that used to be the

03:03:48.799 --> 03:03:52.239
[ __ ] door man at the improv and he

03:03:50.398 --> 03:03:54.159
showed me this cartel video of this guy

03:03:52.239 --> 03:03:56.159
getting eaten by a pitbull

03:03:54.159 --> 03:03:58.318
>> and it still haunts my dreams.

03:03:56.159 --> 03:04:01.760
>> The guy was he was tied up arms and legs

03:03:58.318 --> 03:04:03.600
and the pit bull was eating HIS DICK.

03:04:01.760 --> 03:04:05.600
>> THE PIT bull was just completely locked

03:04:03.600 --> 03:04:06.559
on this guy's crotch and this guy was

03:04:05.600 --> 03:04:07.520
screaming.

03:04:06.559 --> 03:04:08.879
>> Michael Dick.

03:04:07.520 --> 03:04:10.399
>> And he goes, "Hey man, check this out.

03:04:08.879 --> 03:04:11.759
This my friend sent me this from the

03:04:10.398 --> 03:04:13.599
cartel." And I'm like, "Why are you

03:04:11.760 --> 03:04:15.279
showing me this? I have to go do on

03:04:13.600 --> 03:04:16.479
stage for 20 minutes.

03:04:15.279 --> 03:04:18.079
>> Oh man.

03:04:16.478 --> 03:04:19.599
>> Damn. [laughter]

03:04:18.079 --> 03:04:21.840
>> I was trying to do the sound. I couldn't

03:04:19.600 --> 03:04:24.000
do it in my head. I was thinking about

03:04:21.840 --> 03:04:26.239
doing it. I couldn't think of it.

03:04:24.000 --> 03:04:30.239
>> What was

03:04:26.239 --> 03:04:32.239
doing sound? That was damn good. Michael

03:04:30.239 --> 03:04:33.520
>> just this giant headed pitbull was

03:04:32.239 --> 03:04:34.799
locked on this guy's dick and he was

03:04:33.520 --> 03:04:36.560
screaming and I've never forgot it.

03:04:34.799 --> 03:04:38.639
>> Well, it's it's Yeah. The internet hit

03:04:36.559 --> 03:04:40.239
us at different ages like that cuz I got

03:04:38.639 --> 03:04:40.799
hit with those when I was young.

03:04:40.239 --> 03:04:42.719
>> You're right.

03:04:40.799 --> 03:04:43.358
>> And I was like, "That's enough." Yeah,

03:04:42.719 --> 03:04:44.639
they're not fun.

03:04:43.359 --> 03:04:46.079
>> But if I was an adult and somebody

03:04:44.639 --> 03:04:47.519
showed me something horrific like that,

03:04:46.079 --> 03:04:50.079
that does stick with you.

03:04:47.520 --> 03:04:51.760
>> Me and Sigura, we have a text chain. Me

03:04:50.079 --> 03:04:53.279
and Sigur, it's the worst [ __ ] that

03:04:51.760 --> 03:04:54.639
either one of us find on the internet.

03:04:53.279 --> 03:04:55.680
>> They don't really toss those around

03:04:54.639 --> 03:04:56.559
anymore.

03:04:55.680 --> 03:04:58.000
>> Cartel videos.

03:04:56.559 --> 03:05:00.318
>> Yeah, this was You got to find those.

03:04:58.000 --> 03:05:03.520
>> This was someone who was a cop sent it

03:05:00.318 --> 03:05:05.359
to this guy and then this guy showed me.

03:05:03.520 --> 03:05:06.399
>> God, the [ __ ] cops must see.

03:05:05.359 --> 03:05:06.960
>> Oh, right.

03:05:06.398 --> 03:05:08.239
>> Tough.

03:05:06.959 --> 03:05:09.679
>> They need the IBA game.

03:05:08.239 --> 03:05:12.159
>> They got a high suicide.

03:05:09.680 --> 03:05:14.000
>> Oh, very high. Very high. They all first

03:05:12.159 --> 03:05:15.760
responders, they all have much higher

03:05:14.000 --> 03:05:17.840
suicide rates in general population.

03:05:15.760 --> 03:05:18.559
That's not normal to see that much

03:05:17.840 --> 03:05:19.760
damage.

03:05:18.559 --> 03:05:21.359
>> Imagine you're a guy who just shows up

03:05:19.760 --> 03:05:22.880
at car accidents every day.

03:05:21.359 --> 03:05:25.439
>> Every day you see one, you're like, I

03:05:22.879 --> 03:05:28.000
got to go to therapy. You see a family a

03:05:25.439 --> 03:05:29.040
legs and splatter and dead babies and

03:05:28.000 --> 03:05:30.079
[ __ ] moms.

03:05:29.040 --> 03:05:31.439
>> Have somebody go, "Am I going to be

03:05:30.079 --> 03:05:33.359
okay?" And you're like, you look at his

03:05:31.439 --> 03:05:34.800
arm and leg over there and you're like,

03:05:33.359 --> 03:05:36.479
>> "Yeah."

03:05:34.799 --> 03:05:37.119
>> And people hate you on top of that.

03:05:36.478 --> 03:05:38.959
>> That's true.

03:05:37.120 --> 03:05:41.439
>> That sucks. You can't you can't win,

03:05:38.959 --> 03:05:41.919
>> especially cops. But first responders,

03:05:41.439 --> 03:05:43.600
people don't.

03:05:41.920 --> 03:05:44.000
>> Nobody really hates ambulance drivers.

03:05:43.600 --> 03:05:45.120
>> No.

03:05:44.000 --> 03:05:46.959
>> No. Or firemen.

03:05:45.120 --> 03:05:48.560
>> They're firemen. Yeah.

03:05:46.959 --> 03:05:49.039
>> Well, that's crooked.

03:05:48.559 --> 03:05:52.359
>> What?

03:05:49.040 --> 03:05:52.359
>> They're not.

03:05:52.959 --> 03:05:54.639
>> What?

03:05:53.359 --> 03:05:57.200
>> Boys, we got to wrap this up.

03:05:54.639 --> 03:06:00.159
>> I don't think we just started.

03:05:57.200 --> 03:06:01.359
>> We just started. We're just going drunk.

03:06:00.159 --> 03:06:02.639
>> You're not going anywhere, brother.

03:06:01.359 --> 03:06:04.159
You're going to bong another beer.

03:06:02.639 --> 03:06:04.478
>> I got to do a thing soon. What do you

03:06:04.159 --> 03:06:06.879
have to do?

03:06:04.478 --> 03:06:08.000
>> I got to do a thing on my

03:06:06.879 --> 03:06:08.478
do your kids

03:06:08.000 --> 03:06:10.000
>> tonight.

03:06:08.478 --> 03:06:12.398
>> Yeah. Yeah, I got to go to a thing.

03:06:10.000 --> 03:06:13.840
>> Ra drunk for this. You can bong one more

03:06:12.398 --> 03:06:15.840
and then that's it.

03:06:13.840 --> 03:06:17.680
>> What do you got? A class. Uh, play

03:06:15.840 --> 03:06:18.559
>> a thing. I got to go to a thing.

03:06:17.680 --> 03:06:19.439
>> Show and tell.

03:06:18.559 --> 03:06:20.000
>> You can bong a beer.

03:06:19.439 --> 03:06:22.639
>> PTA.

03:06:20.000 --> 03:06:24.398
>> I can't I can't not a beer before.

03:06:22.639 --> 03:06:25.519
>> I got to [laughter] I got to be out of

03:06:24.398 --> 03:06:26.239
here in a little bit.

03:06:25.520 --> 03:06:27.600
>> Talent show.

03:06:26.239 --> 03:06:29.359
>> I got to the bathroom one more time, but

03:06:27.600 --> 03:06:30.640
we're not ending here.

03:06:29.359 --> 03:06:31.600
>> How many times you gone to the bathroom?

03:06:30.639 --> 03:06:34.719
You dirty on three.

03:06:31.600 --> 03:06:36.318
>> I've gone once, you [ __ ] dirty

03:06:34.719 --> 03:06:38.159
competition with you. Yeah, you drew

03:06:36.318 --> 03:06:39.519
sipping a [ __ ] bullseye. I haven't

03:06:38.159 --> 03:06:41.760
even seen you refill that thing.

03:06:39.520 --> 03:06:43.439
>> I I make the noise every time.

03:06:41.760 --> 03:06:44.398
>> Twice. [laughter] It's true. Twice.

03:06:43.439 --> 03:06:47.359
Twice.

03:06:44.398 --> 03:06:48.639
>> I remember the noise twice.

03:06:47.359 --> 03:06:50.960
>> So nice to be back, boys.

03:06:48.639 --> 03:06:51.119
>> It is. This is so fun. It is good to be

03:06:50.959 --> 03:06:52.959
back.

03:06:51.120 --> 03:06:53.600
>> I want to speak out. This might be the

03:06:52.959 --> 03:06:54.639
best one.

03:06:53.600 --> 03:06:56.318
>> We missed you, dude.

03:06:54.639 --> 03:06:57.760
>> It was weird not knowing where you were.

03:06:56.318 --> 03:06:58.239
It was very uncomfortable. I didn't like

03:06:57.760 --> 03:07:00.934
it.

03:06:58.239 --> 03:07:01.920
>> Sorry. I was completely fine with it,

03:07:00.933 --> 03:07:03.599
[laughter]

03:07:01.920 --> 03:07:05.520
>> dude. When I texted you when I was back,

03:07:03.600 --> 03:07:07.920
you're like, "Who is this?" I was like,

03:07:05.520 --> 03:07:08.960
"Hey, it's the Jew." I say very specific

03:07:07.920 --> 03:07:09.920
things like, "Who is this?" Like, "You

03:07:08.959 --> 03:07:10.879
know who the [ __ ] it is." And you're

03:07:09.920 --> 03:07:13.439
like, "Yes, motherfucker."

03:07:10.879 --> 03:07:15.199
>> Well, I still get a million getting text

03:07:13.439 --> 03:07:16.880
messages from an unknown number that

03:07:15.200 --> 03:07:17.680
like new things about me. I'm like, "Who

03:07:16.879 --> 03:07:18.398
the [ __ ] is this?"

03:07:17.680 --> 03:07:20.159
>> Yes, you did that.

03:07:18.398 --> 03:07:22.079
>> But I've been meaning to change my phone

03:07:20.159 --> 03:07:23.920
number for so long. Like, every time a

03:07:22.079 --> 03:07:25.120
new one comes like, "Oh, [ __ ] this.

03:07:23.920 --> 03:07:26.239
>> I got the same one since."

03:07:25.120 --> 03:07:29.120
>> Oh, here we go.

03:07:26.239 --> 03:07:32.439
>> Here we go. [screaming]

03:07:29.120 --> 03:07:32.439
>> Oh, tits.

03:07:32.879 --> 03:07:37.679
>> This is Moscow [ __ ]

03:07:35.120 --> 03:07:38.960
>> No. This is this is Florida.

03:07:37.680 --> 03:07:39.520
>> Oakland Coliseum.

03:07:38.959 --> 03:07:40.639
>> Oakland.

03:07:39.520 --> 03:07:41.439
>> Oak. Wow.

03:07:40.639 --> 03:07:45.239
>> Oakland was light.

03:07:41.439 --> 03:07:45.239
>> This is where the Raiders played.

03:07:47.120 --> 03:07:50.240
>> I will never get tired of this song.

03:07:49.279 --> 03:07:54.000
>> Wow.

03:07:50.239 --> 03:07:55.600
>> I'll never get tired of this song.

03:07:54.000 --> 03:07:55.920
>> We can't go out on this cuz they can't

03:07:55.600 --> 03:07:59.229
hear it.

03:07:55.920 --> 03:07:59.840
>> We got a following one.

03:07:59.228 --> 03:08:01.039
[cough]

03:07:59.840 --> 03:08:01.600
>> Wait, they actually they're not allowed

03:08:01.040 --> 03:08:02.399
to hear this?

03:08:01.600 --> 03:08:04.399
>> I don't know. Right.

03:08:02.398 --> 03:08:06.879
>> Sometimes they'll see what happens. But

03:08:04.398 --> 03:08:07.920
yeah, that's that's a hell of a tune.

03:08:06.879 --> 03:08:09.358
>> Let's get Jo one.

03:08:07.920 --> 03:08:10.000
>> I went to see them recently and the

03:08:09.359 --> 03:08:10.640
whole game.

03:08:10.000 --> 03:08:13.760
>> Really?

03:08:10.639 --> 03:08:15.039
>> Yeah. But it's like it's so many people

03:08:13.760 --> 03:08:16.260
are dead.

03:08:15.040 --> 03:08:16.880
>> It's not the same band. You got to see

03:08:16.260 --> 03:08:18.000
[clears throat] them when they're all

03:08:16.879 --> 03:08:20.478
there. It's like

03:08:18.000 --> 03:08:23.120
>> Yeah. It's It's like It's a tribute band

03:08:20.478 --> 03:08:25.278
a little bit, but they did great. It was

03:08:23.120 --> 03:08:26.960
It was still the great songs, but part

03:08:25.279 --> 03:08:28.319
of you is like, "Ah, I wish the real

03:08:26.959 --> 03:08:30.398
guys were alive." It's like if you went

03:08:28.318 --> 03:08:30.879
to see a a Hendrickx tribute band, you

03:08:30.398 --> 03:08:32.239
just get sad.

03:08:30.879 --> 03:08:34.000
>> Tribute band.

03:08:32.239 --> 03:08:34.478
>> Yeah. They just get sad like a missed

03:08:34.000 --> 03:08:36.478
Hendricks.

03:08:34.478 --> 03:08:37.519
>> I don't want to see Le Zepp again.

03:08:36.478 --> 03:08:40.398
>> Well, you know what's weird is like

03:08:37.520 --> 03:08:41.920
Jouri they have like Ste that guy Steve,

03:08:40.398 --> 03:08:42.318
what is his name? The lead singer of

03:08:41.920 --> 03:08:43.840
Journey.

03:08:42.318 --> 03:08:45.600
>> Steve, what was Steve Perry?

03:08:43.840 --> 03:08:47.359
>> Steve Perry. He's still alive

03:08:45.600 --> 03:08:48.399
>> and he doesn't sing for Journey anymore.

03:08:47.359 --> 03:08:49.520
There's another guy who sings for

03:08:48.398 --> 03:08:50.959
Journey. He's like a Filipino.

03:08:49.520 --> 03:08:53.040
>> You can replace drummer. You can play

03:08:50.959 --> 03:08:53.358
guitars. You cannot replace lead singer.

03:08:53.040 --> 03:08:53.920
>> Right.

03:08:53.359 --> 03:08:54.640
>> No way.

03:08:53.920 --> 03:08:56.079
>> Exactly.

03:08:54.639 --> 03:08:56.879
>> Need a front man.

03:08:56.079 --> 03:08:58.799
>> Jameson.

03:08:56.879 --> 03:08:59.119
>> Although I saw a foreigner

03:08:58.799 --> 03:09:00.318
>> really

03:08:59.120 --> 03:09:02.560
>> with the new guy.

03:09:00.318 --> 03:09:05.439
>> How was it? I was so excited.

03:09:02.559 --> 03:09:06.799
>> Yeah. To see June Hero Live. I saw that,

03:09:05.439 --> 03:09:09.920
>> bro. I saw

03:09:06.799 --> 03:09:11.759
>> Foreigner Sticks and Death Leopard. I

03:09:09.920 --> 03:09:13.760
was there for Foreigner. And then I

03:09:11.760 --> 03:09:14.398
worked in a factory the next day at 4:00

03:09:13.760 --> 03:09:15.200
a.m.

03:09:14.398 --> 03:09:16.478
>> Damn. That

03:09:15.200 --> 03:09:18.880
>> [ __ ] sucked.

03:09:16.478 --> 03:09:19.199
>> What kind of factory were you making? No

03:09:18.879 --> 03:09:21.438
way.

03:09:19.200 --> 03:09:23.760
>> I shoveled glue into a machine for 12

03:09:21.439 --> 03:09:24.800
hours the next day. [laughter]

03:09:23.760 --> 03:09:26.000
>> Glue.

03:09:24.799 --> 03:09:27.438
>> Glue ice cream.

03:09:26.000 --> 03:09:28.639
>> Throw up. Yeah, we were making the

03:09:27.439 --> 03:09:29.200
packaging.

03:09:28.639 --> 03:09:31.119
>> Glue.

03:09:29.200 --> 03:09:31.520
>> We made the packaging. Wow, that's

03:09:31.120 --> 03:09:32.640
crazy.

03:09:31.520 --> 03:09:33.359
>> Did you get free ice cream?

03:09:32.639 --> 03:09:36.171
>> That's crazy.

03:09:33.359 --> 03:09:36.640
>> Uh, you could stick your hand in the ice

03:09:36.171 --> 03:09:38.000
[laughter] cream.

03:09:36.639 --> 03:09:40.000
>> We don't make ice cream you love. We

03:09:38.000 --> 03:09:41.439
make the pocket ice cream.

03:09:40.000 --> 03:09:42.719
>> Glue it into a machine. Sounds like

03:09:41.439 --> 03:09:45.120
[ __ ] a sex doll.

03:09:42.719 --> 03:09:46.959
>> It was Yeah, a lot of glue.

03:09:45.120 --> 03:09:48.560
>> All right. When When do you decide when

03:09:46.959 --> 03:09:50.719
you're going to do these walkabouts?

03:09:48.559 --> 03:09:53.278
Like, how far out?

03:09:50.719 --> 03:09:54.959
>> Well, in advance. Probably like a year.

03:09:53.279 --> 03:09:56.000
>> So, like how much time between now and

03:09:54.959 --> 03:09:57.039
the next walkabout?

03:09:56.000 --> 03:09:58.478
>> No plans for the next one.

03:09:57.040 --> 03:10:01.600
>> You've done Asia, you've done South

03:09:58.478 --> 03:10:01.840
America. Go. Russ, no interest in

03:10:01.600 --> 03:10:03.120
Russia.

03:10:01.840 --> 03:10:04.990
>> Yeah, go to

03:10:03.120 --> 03:10:06.960
>> Go get arrested, [ __ ] Africa

03:10:04.990 --> 03:10:10.239
[laughter] would be cool.

03:10:06.959 --> 03:10:12.000
>> Yeah, do it, [ __ ]

03:10:10.239 --> 03:10:15.520
>> Go to Ghana.

03:10:12.000 --> 03:10:16.398
>> Go to Ghana. Go to Go to [ __ ] Gaza.

03:10:15.520 --> 03:10:17.040
>> I don't know where it'd [snorts] be

03:10:16.398 --> 03:10:17.680
next.

03:10:17.040 --> 03:10:19.600
>> I dare you.

03:10:17.680 --> 03:10:22.000
>> Gaza's got no good coffee shops.

03:10:19.600 --> 03:10:23.520
>> Not anymore. They're They're roasting.

03:10:22.000 --> 03:10:24.478
>> But [laughter] they do. They do. You

03:10:23.520 --> 03:10:26.399
did. They definitely did.

03:10:24.478 --> 03:10:29.599
>> Jesus Christ.

03:10:26.398 --> 03:10:32.559
>> Off the cuff. Off the cuff. You son of a

03:10:29.600 --> 03:10:32.880
[ __ ] Uh yeah, I don't know where else

03:10:32.559 --> 03:10:33.760
could you go.

03:10:32.879 --> 03:10:34.719
>> Yeah, where you've done everything.

03:10:33.760 --> 03:10:35.760
>> I want to go back to Asia. There's more

03:10:34.719 --> 03:10:37.599
of Asia.

03:10:35.760 --> 03:10:38.318
>> Philippines. I know. I really want to go

03:10:37.600 --> 03:10:40.559
to Philippines.

03:10:38.318 --> 03:10:41.359
>> Bombshell sex araxment suit against

03:10:40.559 --> 03:10:43.359
who's that guy?

03:10:41.359 --> 03:10:46.318
>> Lorna video has nothing to do with

03:10:43.359 --> 03:10:48.720
>> JP Morgan branded complete fabrication

03:10:46.318 --> 03:10:49.439
as John Doe unmasked. What is What is

03:10:48.719 --> 03:10:50.559
this? You're showing us

03:10:49.439 --> 03:10:52.159
>> story about earlier today.

03:10:50.559 --> 03:10:53.039
>> Oh, with the lady. That's the guy who

03:10:52.159 --> 03:10:54.079
made it.

03:10:53.040 --> 03:10:54.880
>> Yeah,

03:10:54.079 --> 03:10:57.279
>> that's the guy.

03:10:54.879 --> 03:11:00.318
>> That's the guy. This is the guy who

03:10:57.279 --> 03:11:03.040
worked. I knew it was fabricated to

03:11:00.318 --> 03:11:04.559
>> everything is fabricated

03:11:03.040 --> 03:11:05.359
fabricated.

03:11:04.559 --> 03:11:06.239
>> Let me see the guy.

03:11:05.359 --> 03:11:08.239
>> So what is this?

03:11:06.239 --> 03:11:11.359
>> Show again. Show the girl

03:11:08.239 --> 03:11:12.639
>> Indian Jared Fogle.

03:11:11.359 --> 03:11:14.318
>> Think of her being like

03:11:12.639 --> 03:11:15.920
>> not bad wood.

03:11:14.318 --> 03:11:17.278
>> But imagine her. She's walking around

03:11:15.920 --> 03:11:18.559
and everybody thinks that she said those

03:11:17.279 --> 03:11:20.000
horrible things and talked about her

03:11:18.559 --> 03:11:20.559
tits like they're cannons.

03:11:20.000 --> 03:11:22.478
>> Cannon.

03:11:20.559 --> 03:11:24.559
>> I'm so sorry you're embarrassed about

03:11:22.478 --> 03:11:26.239
your bush. I'm embarrassed.

03:11:24.559 --> 03:11:29.760
>> So this guy just made it all up.

03:11:26.239 --> 03:11:32.879
>> Yeah. Look at it. The alleged face man.

03:11:29.760 --> 03:11:33.920
>> He's got a [ __ ] name. Leno knows

03:11:32.879 --> 03:11:35.119
>> he does.

03:11:33.920 --> 03:11:37.200
>> Have you seen this? Have you heard about

03:11:35.120 --> 03:11:38.000
>> now? Deleted court [laughter] papers.

03:11:37.200 --> 03:11:39.200
>> The cannons.

03:11:38.000 --> 03:11:42.799
>> Ah, he fell down a hill.

03:11:39.200 --> 03:11:44.720
>> Whoa. Even turned up unannounced at R's

03:11:42.799 --> 03:11:47.679
apartment and forced him to have sex.

03:11:44.719 --> 03:11:48.719
Oh, that was the that was the lie.

03:11:47.680 --> 03:11:50.159
>> The lie.

03:11:48.719 --> 03:11:50.959
>> Well, good for her. She's been

03:11:50.159 --> 03:11:52.639
exonerated.

03:11:50.959 --> 03:11:54.478
>> Lady got to force you to have sex.

03:11:52.639 --> 03:11:56.239
>> She categorically denies the

03:11:54.478 --> 03:11:57.679
allegations. She never engaged in any

03:11:56.239 --> 03:11:59.279
inappropriate conduct with this

03:11:57.680 --> 03:12:01.600
individual of any kind and has never

03:11:59.279 --> 03:12:03.520
been to the loca location where the

03:12:01.600 --> 03:12:05.600
alleged sexual assault supposedly took

03:12:03.520 --> 03:12:06.079
place. It's not sexual assault if a

03:12:05.600 --> 03:12:07.279
girl.

03:12:06.079 --> 03:12:08.478
>> Yeah. What do you forced you?

03:12:07.279 --> 03:12:11.040
>> Like what are we talking about?

03:12:08.478 --> 03:12:12.879
>> Come on. Just said come on 20 times in a

03:12:11.040 --> 03:12:14.880
row. Sexually assault the guy.

03:12:12.879 --> 03:12:17.199
>> I lost my virginity to a hooker when I

03:12:14.879 --> 03:12:19.438
was 16. She was probably 50. It was the

03:12:17.200 --> 03:12:21.600
best night of my life. I'm a survivor.

03:12:19.439 --> 03:12:22.318
>> Oh man, look at they're posting pretty

03:12:21.600 --> 03:12:23.920
pictures.

03:12:22.318 --> 03:12:25.439
>> What about Winona Ryder? You heard about

03:12:23.920 --> 03:12:27.520
her and Jamira?

03:12:25.439 --> 03:12:28.880
>> What? No, she dating Jamquai and her

03:12:27.520 --> 03:12:30.560
used to [ __ ] and he said I couldn't keep

03:12:28.879 --> 03:12:30.959
up with her. She wanted to bang so much.

03:12:30.559 --> 03:12:32.079
>> Wow.

03:12:30.959 --> 03:12:33.919
>> It was like annoying.

03:12:32.079 --> 03:12:35.279
>> Jamar Quai is making a comeback.

03:12:33.920 --> 03:12:36.398
>> Unbelievable.

03:12:35.279 --> 03:12:36.640
>> After that story.

03:12:36.398 --> 03:12:40.478
>> Yeah,

03:12:36.639 --> 03:12:41.920
>> I know. Huge. He said she had huge tits

03:12:40.478 --> 03:12:43.760
and it was a problem. They were bigger

03:12:41.920 --> 03:12:44.318
than they looked. But pull it up, J Mo.

03:12:43.760 --> 03:12:45.680
I tripped.

03:12:44.318 --> 03:12:46.398
>> I trained for that. You got to work out.

03:12:45.680 --> 03:12:48.000
You got to go. Hey,

03:12:46.398 --> 03:12:48.719
>> you got to be prepared for that level of

03:12:48.000 --> 03:12:49.840
the game.

03:12:48.719 --> 03:12:51.599
>> Yeah. [laughter]

03:12:49.840 --> 03:12:53.600
>> He wasn't ready. The lights were too

03:12:51.600 --> 03:12:55.439
bright. But how crazy is that with Nona

03:12:53.600 --> 03:12:56.880
Ryder? Like imagine kicking her out of

03:12:55.439 --> 03:12:58.318
bed like you want to [ __ ] too much.

03:12:56.879 --> 03:13:01.519
>> And this is like 30 years ago.

03:12:58.318 --> 03:13:03.119
>> Think about it. Go to Jamur Cry.

03:13:01.520 --> 03:13:03.439
>> Jamie, delete that. Jamie.

03:13:03.120 --> 03:13:04.720
>> Nope.

03:13:03.439 --> 03:13:05.200
>> No. Keep [laughter] it in.

03:13:04.719 --> 03:13:07.039
>> Keep it in.

03:13:05.200 --> 03:13:10.358
>> It was actually good. But you're just

03:13:07.040 --> 03:13:11.600
It's your liability is the issue.

03:13:10.358 --> 03:13:13.040
[laughter]

03:13:11.600 --> 03:13:15.840
>> It was a really good joke. If I said it,

03:13:13.040 --> 03:13:17.680
we'd all be going

03:13:15.840 --> 03:13:19.040
quiet. Such a weird name. What was his

03:13:17.680 --> 03:13:19.600
big song? He had that one really good

03:13:19.040 --> 03:13:22.240
song.

03:13:19.600 --> 03:13:23.760
>> Virtual Insanity.

03:13:22.239 --> 03:13:25.920
sick ass music video where he was

03:13:23.760 --> 03:13:26.800
dancing dancing really cool. Yeah.

03:13:25.920 --> 03:13:28.238
>> No, Jamar.

03:13:26.799 --> 03:13:29.920
>> Yeah, that one. What was the song?

03:13:28.238 --> 03:13:31.520
>> Oh, huge mommy milkers is what he said

03:13:29.920 --> 03:13:32.719
about her tits. There's a bunch of memes

03:13:31.520 --> 03:13:33.200
going around. So, the story.

03:13:32.719 --> 03:13:34.559
>> No thanks.

03:13:33.200 --> 03:13:35.760
>> Are we sure that this is true though?

03:13:34.559 --> 03:13:36.639
Did he really say this?

03:13:35.760 --> 03:13:38.159
>> There it is.

03:13:36.639 --> 03:13:39.840
>> Mommy, what's a mommy milker?

03:13:38.159 --> 03:13:41.279
>> The memes about the shocking viral

03:13:39.840 --> 03:13:43.120
story. Look how hot she was.

03:13:41.279 --> 03:13:44.880
>> She was very

03:13:43.120 --> 03:13:46.000
>> She was hot and she liked to shoplift.

03:13:44.879 --> 03:13:46.879
She's your kind of girl, Nor.

03:13:46.000 --> 03:13:48.559
>> Oh, yeah. Big fan.

03:13:46.879 --> 03:13:49.759
>> You guys shoplift together?

03:13:48.559 --> 03:13:51.840
>> Oh, yeah. I'll show her some [snorts]

03:13:49.760 --> 03:13:53.680
strange things. Wow.

03:13:51.840 --> 03:13:55.279
Her boobs are too big and she wanted to

03:13:53.680 --> 03:13:56.639
have sex all the Why do they have to

03:13:55.279 --> 03:13:57.600
cross out sex?

03:13:56.639 --> 03:13:59.358
>> What happened to America?

03:13:57.600 --> 03:14:01.279
>> It's an algorithm thing. It's just like

03:13:59.359 --> 03:14:03.680
things don't get suppressed. I know.

03:14:01.279 --> 03:14:04.319
>> But are too big. Well, it's everything.

03:14:03.680 --> 03:14:06.159
>> What does that mean?

03:14:04.318 --> 03:14:08.799
>> You know, in uh on Tik Tok, you can't

03:14:06.159 --> 03:14:11.039
use a juice box emoji. That's right.

03:14:08.799 --> 03:14:11.438
>> People using it for the juice.

03:14:11.040 --> 03:14:12.880
>> Yes.

03:14:11.439 --> 03:14:15.680
>> But we love juice boxes.

03:14:12.879 --> 03:14:17.519
>> Yeah. But they they don't

03:14:15.680 --> 03:14:19.600
talk about free juice box, buddy. Jews

03:14:17.520 --> 03:14:20.880
are all about that. But now the Jews own

03:14:19.600 --> 03:14:21.760
Tik Tok.

03:14:20.879 --> 03:14:22.159
>> That's right.

03:14:21.760 --> 03:14:23.520
>> Really?

03:14:22.159 --> 03:14:24.559
>> I think. Did it go through?

03:14:23.520 --> 03:14:26.238
>> Yeah. What's that guy's name?

03:14:24.559 --> 03:14:28.639
>> They took it from China and sold it to

03:14:26.238 --> 03:14:29.840
>> They purchased it at a reasonable rate.

03:14:28.639 --> 03:14:32.000
>> Ellison.

03:14:29.840 --> 03:14:33.040
>> Yeah, Ellison's Jewish.

03:14:32.000 --> 03:14:35.439
>> You got to see that face.

03:14:33.040 --> 03:14:39.439
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Larson mug. It

03:14:35.439 --> 03:14:39.840
looks like his mantle. [laughter]

03:14:39.439 --> 03:14:41.760
[gasps]

03:14:39.840 --> 03:14:43.600
>> Yeah. I think Well, it's like they own

03:14:41.760 --> 03:14:44.318
Tik Tok now and I think they're trying

03:14:43.600 --> 03:14:45.359
to own

03:14:44.318 --> 03:14:48.559
>> the weather.

03:14:45.359 --> 03:14:51.040
>> ABC. hate the weather. That was that

03:14:48.559 --> 03:14:53.039
thing true about Iran that like they

03:14:51.040 --> 03:14:54.319
they shot down some weather station and

03:14:53.040 --> 03:14:56.239
then all a sudden started raining LIKE

03:14:54.318 --> 03:14:57.760
CRAZY IN IRAN.

03:14:56.238 --> 03:15:00.000
>> BUT THEN I READ that that's horseshit

03:14:57.760 --> 03:15:00.880
and that they have the same amount of

03:15:00.000 --> 03:15:02.398
rain every year.

03:15:00.879 --> 03:15:04.478
>> So that's the thing. You can't buy into

03:15:02.398 --> 03:15:06.238
all those. Those are conspiracies

03:15:04.478 --> 03:15:07.119
created by

03:15:06.238 --> 03:15:08.398
>> you guys are hilarious.

03:15:07.120 --> 03:15:10.560
>> They go you guys are dumb as [ __ ]

03:15:08.398 --> 03:15:12.398
You'll believe we created the weather.

03:15:10.559 --> 03:15:15.039
And then when you say that control it,

03:15:12.398 --> 03:15:17.439
of course, but then you go, but you

03:15:15.040 --> 03:15:19.279
definitely bombed kids

03:15:17.439 --> 03:15:20.238
>> and that's not a conspiracy,

03:15:19.279 --> 03:15:20.800
>> right?

03:15:20.238 --> 03:15:22.000
>> But also

03:15:20.799 --> 03:15:24.000
>> they bombed everybody.

03:15:22.000 --> 03:15:25.600
>> The US to the Jerusalem Post has

03:15:24.000 --> 03:15:26.398
>> bombed way more children. It

03:15:25.600 --> 03:15:28.880
>> was stolen, right?

03:15:26.398 --> 03:15:30.799
>> What do you mean? The United States

03:15:28.879 --> 03:15:31.599
>> has killed way more children than what

03:15:30.799 --> 03:15:34.079
you're talking about.

03:15:31.600 --> 03:15:35.760
>> Oh, but can we do this the way you guys

03:15:34.079 --> 03:15:36.478
The way you guys did where it was uh

03:15:35.760 --> 03:15:37.840
Look at this story.

03:15:36.478 --> 03:15:39.599
>> Yeah, you guys. I don't know.

03:15:37.840 --> 03:15:41.680
>> Well, you're you're going against the

03:15:39.600 --> 03:15:42.880
US. Look at this story. As fighting

03:15:41.680 --> 03:15:44.479
escalated, air corridors were

03:15:42.879 --> 03:15:46.478
restricted, social media posts alleged

03:15:44.478 --> 03:15:48.559
that cloud seeding aircraft used by the

03:15:46.478 --> 03:15:51.119
US and its allies have been grounded,

03:15:48.559 --> 03:15:53.278
causing stolen rains to return.

03:15:51.120 --> 03:15:54.720
>> So, we've been stealing rains from Iran

03:15:53.279 --> 03:15:56.880
for a long time.

03:15:54.719 --> 03:15:58.799
>> Wow. Look at that. Look how dope that

03:15:56.879 --> 03:16:00.079
building is. Look at that building.

03:15:58.799 --> 03:16:00.639
>> Is that an Iranian building?

03:16:00.079 --> 03:16:03.120
>> Looks like it.

03:16:00.639 --> 03:16:06.000
>> That building is dope as [ __ ]

03:16:03.120 --> 03:16:07.120
>> We should make a tag. When When I buy a

03:16:06.000 --> 03:16:09.200
ranch, [laughter]

03:16:07.120 --> 03:16:11.040
>> when I buy a ranch, we should cause that

03:16:09.200 --> 03:16:11.760
make that our podcast studio.

03:16:11.040 --> 03:16:13.439
>> I don't know. Don't

03:16:11.760 --> 03:16:14.478
>> make it look just like that.

03:16:13.439 --> 03:16:16.720
>> I'm not sure you want that.

03:16:14.478 --> 03:16:18.318
>> AI is going to detect it.

03:16:16.719 --> 03:16:20.799
>> See what it says on the outside.

03:16:18.318 --> 03:16:22.079
>> Maybe it says something cool.

03:16:20.799 --> 03:16:23.039
>> [ __ ] [laughter] yeah.

03:16:22.079 --> 03:16:24.079
>> In Arabic. [ __ ]

03:16:23.040 --> 03:16:26.080
>> It says America.

03:16:24.079 --> 03:16:27.840
>> America. [ __ ] yeah. In Arabic.

03:16:26.079 --> 03:16:28.318
>> The Arabic writing is dope as [ __ ]

03:16:27.840 --> 03:16:29.359
though.

03:16:28.318 --> 03:16:30.879
>> They invented. It looks cool.

03:16:29.359 --> 03:16:31.840
>> It looks pretty slick. They invented

03:16:30.879 --> 03:16:33.278
writing. Where'd you hear that?

03:16:31.840 --> 03:16:34.559
>> Well, numbers, I should say.

03:16:33.279 --> 03:16:35.120
>> I thought that's great. They came up

03:16:34.559 --> 03:16:35.920
with numbers.

03:16:35.120 --> 03:16:37.600
>> What did Greek do?

03:16:35.920 --> 03:16:38.879
>> Give them that. But look, thanks, guys.

03:16:37.600 --> 03:16:39.760
What a great episode we had.

03:16:38.879 --> 03:16:42.580
>> We had a good time.

03:16:39.760 --> 03:16:42.719
>> Hey, should we get dinner? I'm starving.

03:16:42.581 --> 03:16:44.719
[laughter]

03:16:42.719 --> 03:16:47.679
>> Fun time, boys. Uh

03:16:44.719 --> 03:16:49.119
>> oh jeez. Next one. Two months. Let's do

03:16:47.680 --> 03:16:50.238
two [laughter] months. Let's keep them

03:16:49.120 --> 03:16:51.120
regular.

03:16:50.238 --> 03:16:52.639
>> Two months.

03:16:51.120 --> 03:16:52.960
>> Come on. We can do [laughter] two

03:16:52.639 --> 03:16:54.639
months.

03:16:52.959 --> 03:16:56.398
>> Come on. We're in May right now. Is it

03:16:54.639 --> 03:16:57.278
May yet? It's close.

03:16:56.398 --> 03:16:59.119
>> Tomorrow is first.

03:16:57.279 --> 03:17:01.200
>> Tomorrow's May. Yeah. Today when this

03:16:59.120 --> 03:17:03.920
comes out, it's May 1st. These guys go a

03:17:01.200 --> 03:17:04.800
lot of editing for JMO.

03:17:03.920 --> 03:17:07.120
Just the end part.

03:17:04.799 --> 03:17:09.199
>> Speaking of the end, new story available

03:17:07.120 --> 03:17:09.920
at.com right now. Starring Shane Gillis

03:17:09.200 --> 03:17:12.560
and Mark Norman.

03:17:09.920 --> 03:17:13.760
>> Available at reshafir.com.

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There it is. The end.

03:17:13.760 --> 03:17:16.960
>> Look at all those people. Look how

03:17:14.639 --> 03:17:18.478
terrible. Look at you. Handsome son of a

03:17:16.959 --> 03:17:19.519
[ __ ] You look like you belong in that

03:17:18.478 --> 03:17:21.278
period of time.

03:17:19.520 --> 03:17:23.600
>> I wish. I got I got a Netflix special

03:17:21.279 --> 03:17:25.439
out. Check it out. Let's bump it back up

03:17:23.600 --> 03:17:28.640
and uh Tuesday stories. We might be

03:17:25.439 --> 03:17:30.479
drunk. Praise Allah. Jews kill Jesus.

03:17:28.639 --> 03:17:31.199
Uh, tires, new season. When's the new

03:17:30.478 --> 03:17:33.278
season coming out?

03:17:31.200 --> 03:17:34.479
>> Uh, I don't know if I'm allowed to say.

03:17:33.279 --> 03:17:34.720
Should be around August.

03:17:34.478 --> 03:17:35.599
>> Okay.

03:17:34.719 --> 03:17:37.438
>> Okay. Yeah.

03:17:35.600 --> 03:17:38.559
>> Oh, yeah.

03:17:37.439 --> 03:17:40.398
>> Love you guys.

03:17:38.559 --> 03:17:41.600
>> Love you guys. Shout out to everybody

03:17:40.398 --> 03:17:44.150
out there listening.

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>> Parks are safe. Chihuahua.

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