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>> What's [laughter] the story? Morning
Glory. It's been almost a year.
>> Wow. It's flying by. What are we 12 now?
Is this 12 episodes?
>> I think we're way 16. 40.
>> Damn, that's a lot of drink.
>> How many times have we played Fle
freeird?
>> Oh, we're playing it again. [laughter]
>> The exact same episode we always do.
>> Yeah, we're going to [laughter] talk
we're going to talk about coming out of
the closet.
>> Play Metallica.
>> Yeah, play Metallica.
>> R. Kelly.
>> So, it turns out that that lady that
that was a scam that was fake. The lady
who uh forced the guy to [ __ ] her. It
was it JP Morgan.
>> What?
>> Yeah. Wasn't real.
>> She was hot.
>> I know.
>> Was that in the last one we did?
>> Jamie said it's fake, right? It's fake.
Yeah, the news is going around that it's
like there was like a the lawsuit is not
accurate apparently. It's like a
retaliatory lawsuit.
>> So, he just claimed that she said all
those things and she made him [ __ ] her.
>> Damn. What a [ __ ]
>> Wait, is he an Indian guy?
>> I believe so.
>> Yeah. Gross.
>> It does read like an Indian guy now that
I'm thinking about.
>> Like the horniest guy ever. [laughter]
>> Just coming up with the hottest scene.
[laughter]
>> She called him cannons. When she once a
lady calls her tits cannons. Who have
you ever heard of a girl call her kids
cannons?
>> 18year-old, 16-year-old boy [laughter]
thing.
>> I've never heard cannons.
>> Cannons. Gazongas.
>> I've heard guys talk about a girl's
cannons when she's nowhere near them.
>> I've heard cans. Can torpedoes?
>> I've heard cannons. I think I'm pretty
sure I've heard jugs.
>> Nick cannons. [laughter]
>> Jugs.
Sweater puppets. Fun bags. Knockers.
>> They're just boobs and tits. But a lady
saying that
>> that's no lady.
>> I'm sure she said she did. She said I'm
sure you fish head Asian wife doesn't
have [laughter] cannons like this.
>> Fish head.
>> That's what he said.
>> That's what he said. She said damn.
>> What's that to me more movies? He
claiming it's that
>> strip tease.
>> No. No. Well, she was the boss and she
made the guy [ __ ] her.
>> Disclosure.
>> Oh, I used to yank it to that one.
>> Oh god. Article almost made me yank it
this morning.
>> I know, right? laying in bed seeing
[laughter] that Twitter fish.
>> This is hot as hell.
>> She's hot.
>> Indian guy should write more stuff.
>> This guy's a writer. Yeah.
>> So if she if he got fired and he made up
that story like what should the
repercussions be?
>> Jail.
>> Yeah.
>> You can't just do that.
>> Especi Well, for sure. It was a guy the
guy would be f if it was a guy and a
woman claimed that the guy said these
terrible things. The guy would be fired.
He would be shamed. But no one's mad at
that lady.
>> No. No. No, they were like mad at that
lady for making him [ __ ] her.
>> No, he loved the lady.
>> Even in the moment before he was came
out as a hoax when they thought it was
true, her boss was like, "Come on, I
can't be doing that."
>> That's about as bad as it got.
>> Boy pulled her into the office and go,
"Let me see them.
>> Let me see these cannons. [laughter]
>> Bust out the missiles."
>> We just got to do our research, due
diligence. I just got to see the
cannons. [laughter]
>> Which also
>> just to
He might He might be telling the truth.
Is it Are we sure it's fake yet? I'm
sure you can a boy dream.
>> What a great What a great way to have no
one believe you is if you intentionally
use words like that. Like I [laughter]
would never speak that way.
>> There's been a string of middle uh
middle-ag horrors going around lately.
Have you noticed that?
>> Love it. It's back.
>> It's back. Like the the reporter chick
who's been banging the football coach.
Uh Christy Gnome was cheating on that
guy with the tits.
>> That guy with the tits was [ __ ] the
tits rock. Those are
>> crazy. the chick who wrote the RFK
article that had a deeply emotional
relationship with him.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. Then and then that was the second
one. I It was crazy. Then there was a
second one she had like that. She
>> She likes to get to know her subjects.
>> The text the texts were wild though.
>> Deeply emotional.
>> Pull them up
>> both back and forth.
>> His version was
>> Wait, this is a while ago, right?
>> Yeah, it was a couple years ago.
>> Yeah. Something that like let my river
flow into your It was It was odd.
>> It's like a Dave Matthews song.
[laughter]
>> Damn.
Does he does he text like he talks? Is
it all jumbly?
>> But see, for a lady, it's like a free
shot. You never have to worry about
[laughter] getting in trouble. Like, no
one's even going to be in tr No one's
going to be mad at her as a journalist
even.
>> It's not like she's discredited.
>> No,
>> the husband was like, um, this is kind
of lame.
>> The husband husband didn't love it.
>> Oh, she's married, which a freak.
>> Yeah.
>> The reporter [snorts] with RFK
>> alleged.
>> He was a heroin addict, too. He's a fun
dude. fun. Got after it.
>> I like him.
>> Lived his life.
>> I like him a lot.
>> Didn't used to stutter.
>> That's true.
>> It's not a stutter. It's a It's a
vaccine injury. [laughter]
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah.
>> He didn't used to talk that way.
>> No. From the flu vaccine. Yeah. You see
videos of him from the the '9s. He had a
great voice.
>> Great. Black hair.
>> Are you reading the text? They're
hilarious. It's like Prince Charles. Any
dude who tries to be like romant like
they don't know how to do it.
>> It's a poem.
>> Oh. As soon as you're writing a lady a
poem, it's over. How do we know this is
true? Uh,
>> I think it was it was verified. [snorts]
From what I remember, it was verified.
>> Olivia Nuzy.
>> Nuzy.
>> She sounds like a freak.
>> Yeah, she she's sharing it. So, I mean,
it could be from anybody.
>> She sounds like Staten Island trash.
>> You're awaiting my harvest.
>> Hey, there we go.
>> She looks like fun.
>> Not too shabby. [laughter]
>> Don't spill a drop. Oh,
>> your open Y R. Who writes Y R for your
>> Come on. Really?
Your open mouth is awaiting my harvest.
That doesn't even make sense.
>> You think he eats ass cuz that's
processed.
>> This is my favorite one. I mean to
squeeze your cheeks to force open your
mouth. I'll hold your nose as you
[clears throat] look up to me [laughter]
to encourage you to swallow.
>> Whoa.
>> Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You
are my canyon.
>> Wow. Baja, baby.
>> Wow. My love.
>> I'm not buying this. That sounds like
literature.
>> But I can't have a Pop-Tart.
[laughter]
You can't have Froot Loops with the good
colors.
>> Dizzing in her mouth.
>> I [laughter] love these great Froot
Loops, dude.
>> You ever seen Canadian Froot Loops?
They're bland and dim and dull.
>> That's what they're going to sell here
now.
>> Oh god, it's over.
>> We used to be a country.
>> It's over.
>> But is this got to be a way to make them
prettier?
>> Yeah.
>> Without giving you ass cancer?
>> There's got to be some way,
>> bro. A lot of people getting ass cancer
lately. I had that.
>> Really?
>> That dude is like in his early 30s. He's
got stage three ass cancer. [laughter]
>> Yeah.
>> But he also took four shots.
>> Four of them.
>> Uhhuh.
>> Four what shots? Ask shots.
>> Vaccines.
>> And that gives you ass cancer.
>> He can give you cancer. Allegedly.
>> Did he boof the shots? [laughter]
>> That's the way to do it. If you really
want to get
>> Don't tell me how to take the vaccine.
[laughter]
>> Stuck the actual needle right into the
hole. in West Hollywood. They just got a
plunger and it's like
>> Jimmy Boofing.
>> You got the booofer.
[laughter]
>> Well, Trump almost got a shot the other
day.
>> Is that crazy?
>> What happened? That's the third
assassination attempt on that dude. The
[ __ ] guy run ran
mentioned in passing.
>> Assassination attempt at the White House
press correspondents dinner
>> where Reagan got shot.
>> Was it Michelle?
>> Same hotel.
>> Oh, really?
>> Oh, wow. So that must then trip advisor
must be rough on that one.
>> A correspondence dinner. Did was
[clears throat] there a comedian there?
>> No.
>> Oz the mentalist.
>> The menalist. Yeah.
>> Oz the mentalist.
>> You think he would have saw it coming?
>> You think [screaming]
>> he probably kept his mouth shut. He's
like, I think [snorts] we're going to go
attack two more Arab countries.
>> You know what's [laughter] hilarious?
Meer goes, did you see the fake
assassination attempt?
>> Don't you know? Don't you know
[laughter] about Gilgamesh?
>> Like what?
>> He always brings in his references,
right?
>> The Rothschilds. What are you saying? I
don't know. You don't need the
references. [laughter]
>> Oh, you don't know?
>> If Mezer can't get it up, he's like
Israel.
>> Everything's Israel. [laughter]
>> Israel.
>> Pretty good excuse. I'm going start
[laughter]
Kanye clips you showed me were [ __ ]
wild. He's the best. He's so fun.
>> What's nice with the shooter was mixed
race.
>> That's nice.
>> Is that nice?
>> That's nice cuz you, you know, you're
always like, "Don't be white. Don't be
white or don't be black
>> and don't be a combo.
>> Don't be an Arab. Just a American
liberal.
>> Wow.
>> Just a standard American liberal
>> has had enough of the uh uh whatever you
want to say he is
>> dictator.
>> Oh, right. Right. Fascism, the whole
thing.
>> Fascism, pedophile,
>> you know.
>> He was like a smart guy, valadictorian.
He was like a scientisty guy.
>> I think he was a teacher. Must be extra
tough for those guys cuz they're like so
like you haven't gotten into a fight
since you were seven
>> and then you're going to get a gun and
try to like kill a highle person. It's
like what a step up.
>> Well, he he shot a secret service guy.
You see him in the vest?
>> Yeah.
>> They don't know who shot who.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, okay.
>> You're saying the Secret Service guy
shot himself?
>> Not himself. [laughter]
>> It might have been Friendly Fire.
>> Trying to get out.
>> It might have been Friendly Fire.
>> Is it that lady again?
>> Yes, I think she
>> The lady was [laughter] there.
>> The one that looks like me. We were
joking around about it in the green
room. Imagine if she was like, "I know I
[ __ ] up way back in July, but look
guys, I'm better. I've been working
out."
>> Yeah.
>> And then this is their second
assignment.
>> We didn't talk about this part yet. The
tweet.
>> This guy.
>> Yeah. The weird the time machine tweet.
Yeah. This is nuts. So the Cole Allen
guy tried to kill Trump. It's not inside
the White House though, right? It was at
a hotel.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Okay. An exac account for 2023 wrote a
single tweet with that name.
>> What? So just wrote Cole Allen from
2023. The profile belongs to Henry
Martinez, a NASA scientist who's
missing. The background image from a
website called Time Machine. If you
ddigitize it, the 2024 assassination
attempt photos appears but with a hole
in the head instead of the ear.
>> The profile picture is a green toad in a
tuxedo with a glass. Exactly like Trump
in the assassination attempt. Either
it's the most elaborate scop in history
or someone from the future is leaving
clues in the past that only make sense
once the events happen.
>> Okay.
>> Why do time travelers keep trying to
kill me? I'm just [laughter]
>> Wait a minute.
>> How is that picture the same? That is
not the same. That's just a bunch of
colors and you could decide it's the
same.
>> No, you got to decode it.
>> Oh, it's like a decode.
>> You got squeeze your eyes together.
>> I'll try.
>> It appears if you squeeze your eyes
together.
>> Trying sailboat. What do you like one of
those things where you could see like
words in a
>> Yeah, it was always a sailboat or
guitar.
>> Always is up there.
>> Mats,
>> do you think that makes sense, Jamie?
>> This picture part of it does not
[snorts] make a lot of sense, I don't
think. But
>> but it's weird that the guy is strange
enough.
>> The tweet is nuts.
>> Yeah, the tweet is strange enough
>> from two years ago. So, he's trying to
work up the courage for years.
>> 23. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And then the fact that it's a
frog. It's one of those kek guys,
>> those nutty [ __ ] pranksters. It's
funny if he was just he tried to search
somebody's name. [laughter]
>> He just got it right.
>> He was just like a cool guy.
>> Is that the only tweet this guy ever
made?
>> I think so.
>> Weird.
>> There is a bunch of random Twitter
accounts that have tweeted random names
just one time. So, I don't know like
what the odds of that happening are are
pretty slim.
>> I believe these are the eight guys we
have trying to like work with mentally.
So, like one of them will be activated
and try to kill somebody. So let's get
insurance. So that guy really was Is
that factual though that the guy really
was a NASA scientist? Henry Martinez.
>> But well, so when the people were
looking up his [snorts]
history, they he had a brief I think
like an internship at JPL
NASA, you know, Jet Labs or something.
>> Yeah.
>> And I think the other guy did too. That
I don't know that anybody knows more
than that. It is weird where you find
out a lot of these guys have these weird
ties like that guy who tried to shoot
Trump in Pennsylvania was in a Black
Rockck commercial.
>> Oh yeah.
>> It's all connected.
>> I did a lot of commercials when I was
coming up and I Black Rockck never I
didn't get an audition for any
[laughter] of those.
>> Yeah, right.
>> I don't know how you get that
commercial. Love to get that gig.
>> It's got to be non-union.
>> Not only that, like you definitely get
brought into the fold.
>> Mhm. He was teacher of the year this
guy.
>> So, did this guy get a shot off? Was he
close enough to get a shot off?
Allegedly. Jamie said allegedly he shot
a Secret Service guy.
>> How are these guys getting so close?
>> But it might have been that lady. The
fat lady shot him.
>> Maybe trying to get her gun out.
>> Oh [laughter] [ __ ]
>> P320 might have shot himself.
>> She's handsome.
>> It's It's just crazy that they don't
have better security.
>> Yeah. What the hell?
>> How' the guy get in the hotel with a
gun? Like, how are you not checking
every room? How you not like checking
everyone's bags if you know that the
president and all Marco Rubio all these
[ __ ] people are going to be there and
you don't and Oz the mentalist and you
don't have someone checking guns.
>> Why is there better security at the
Improv on Black Comic Night? [laughter]
>> Yeah. Throw up a metal detector.
>> Yeah. It's just crazy that they don't
check for guns.
>> That's wild.
>> On a day where it's like the president
is going to be there. You didn't check
for guns.
>> I get it if it's like a UFC sniper or
something. It's like we can't check
everybody like that. That's like 20,000.
But like this is so small.
>> They're saying he did shoot him, but I
don't that's this was the first
>> Secret Service agent did not shoot
himself. I don't think there's any
question what happened here.
>> That video they're playing is the AI
video.
>> Yeah, that's
>> Well, no. This is the real video which
is blurry and then AI they enhanced it
because this [ __ ] hotel is shitty old
cameras
>> which is crazy.
By the way, guy's putting in some
[ __ ] work there. There's some speed.
>> He's got wheels.
>> Yeah, he moves. That guy can move. Half
black, half black, [laughter] half
>> teacher. He can shoot. Teachers, you
know, they work at a school.
>> I mean, what did he think was going to
happen? He was going to get past all the
secret security guys, get through the
crowd, find Trump behind the stage, and
shoot him. Like, how did he think he was
going to get to him?
>> I think these guys don't think it. I bet
they go like, I'm going to shoot him,
then everyone's going to love me.
>> Yeah. They're going to be Luigi or some
[ __ ]
>> It might be schizophrenia, too.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. He might be out of his [ __ ]
mind,
>> but he lived, right? Right. He's in
jail.
>> Yeah, he lived.
>> The guy who shot Reagan was like, "Taxi
driver told me to do it."
>> Well, he rules. So, it's like all
>> I think he's out. Hankley Hankley's out.
>> He's playing music.
>> Yeah, he plays music.
>> I think we've covered this on [laughter]
terrible Manson songs.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
>> Yeah. He was inspired by Jodyie Foster.
>> Jodie Foster made him shoot. There it
is. I will be your man. Oh, that's a
threat. Oh yeah.
>> 2023 recent recent release. Can't we get
Let's hear 2023.
>> I like his job title.
>> Let's hear criminal.
>> I want to hear I will be your man. Let's
hear what Hinkley's what his jams are
like.
>> Pay for this.
>> We have to pay for that. No,
>> we have to edit that. We'll see.
>> Okay, we'll see.
>> Oh man,
>> he's got his name on the guitar. Just in
case you don't know who shot Lincoln,
[laughter and clears throat]
[music and singing]
>> shoot him.
[music]
[singing]
>> Oh yeah, he's trying to
>> MK Ultra.
>> I misunderstood.
>> That's what MK Ultra does to a man.
>> Yeah, he looks like his brain's been
washed.
>> Yeah. Like they just poured bleach in
his ears.
>> Yeah,
>> they're going to release MK Ultra files
this week, I think.
>> Yeah, I bet. [clears throat]
>> They were supposed to release UFO files.
>> A lot of Black Lines coming in that one.
>> Yeah. Whatever happened to the [ __ ]
UFO files?
>> Did he do Kennedy yet? Did Kennedy out?
>> No.
>> What? He
>> What? JFK?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Turns out there's some stuff in
there that we couldn't see.
>> CIA.
>> Yep. Maybe some other ones.
Congresswoman Anapolina Luna Lanc's
house hearings on MK Ultra next month.
>> What is that? A gang?
>> No, I did seek.
>> You don't know what that is? That's the
mind control experiments that the CIA
did in the 1960s.
>> People going to hookers. Good honest
people going to hookers and they took
advantage of them.
>> That's one part of it. Yeah, that was
Operation Midnight Climax. They ran bro.
>> What a good name.
>> Great name. What a good name.
>> Solid name. Yeah, that's that's per
that's absolutely proven. That's
[clears throat] all from a Freedom of
Information Act request and from some
documents that they found.
>> What was the guy's [clears throat] name
that was like the head of MK Ultra?
>> Jolly West.
>> Yeah. And then he went and saw Jack Ruby
and
>> Yeah. Jack Ruby went crazy. Started
saying they're they're lighting Jews on
fire in hell. Like they gave him acid.
He's also was connected to Manson.
>> Yeah.
>> Like this guy was running mind control
operations all throughout the country.
>> Wow. They ran brothel where they gave
the John's uh acid and the the ladies
would come out and give the John's acid
and they would wash through a two-way
mirror and then film them.
>> Whoa. [ __ ] hell of a night at the
brothel, [laughter]
>> right?
>> So sick.
>> This ladies out
>> talking to me trying to get laid and
next thing you know you're [ __ ]
seeing Jesus.
>> Jesus is a candle.
>> You lean into it. [laughter] That's a
good night.
>> Trying to get a hooker you go.
If you lean into it,
>> Meanwhile, your wife's at home waiting
for the milk and bread to come back for
30 minutes. [laughter]
Just trying to get a hand. [ __ ] is he?
>> It's the worst lie ever. The CIA, they
drug me. What do you want?
>> How many marriages would completely
dissolve if prostitution was totally
legal?
>> It'd be a lot easier to do.
>> Are they talking? That's the thing.
>> Are the the hookers talking?
>> No, but guys are bad at covering up.
>> It's like Uber ratings, you know?
>> Oh, that would be
>> You know what I'm saying? Like some Uber
drivers, they won't shut the [ __ ] up.
They won't
>> want to see my passenger score.
>> Yeah. I don't want an XL either.
[laughter]
>> [ __ ] it.
>> For prostitutes,
>> you know, but I mean if they if they
made prostitution completely legal and
then they had scores.
>> Do you don't think gals would do it?
>> I think they would. I think there'd be
plenty of gals that would sign up.
Plenty of
>> prostitution was only And it's illegal.
>> How so? Oh, yeah. They are.
>> Of course, if you took down the
barriers,
>> they would keep doing it. Isn't it legal
in New York City now?
>> Kind of.
>> I've never been caught.
>> What is the [laughter]
>> How many guys are you blowing,
>> [ __ ] I WAS A GUEST IN this
right there.
>> Yeah, it was a lab [clears throat] in
that beard.
>> Right there. Um, but they did do
something where they like decriminalized
sex work in New York.
>> Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah,
>> let's find out. J,
>> sex work. I love when they rename that.
>> They always have unhoused sex.
>> It's sex work until one of them is
[ __ ] your husband, then it's a
hooker. Exactly. And if you call a girl
a [ __ ] she gets mad. Like, which one
is it?
>> Sex worker.
>> Call a girl sex. You're a [ __ ] sex
worker. Hey, that's a legitimate
profession.
>> That it's a pretty funny way to do it.
[clears throat]
>> Prostitution is illegal in New York
City, but enforcement and politics
around sex work are in flux.
>> Active debates about decriminalization
and new protections for sex workers and
trafficking survivors.
>> Anyone else?
>> Well, that's kind of crazy, isn't it? if
you have protection for the survivors.
So, you're saying that they're victims,
but then you're also decriminalizing it.
>> So, you're making it okay to do, but
you're saying that they're victims.
>> No. And and like when it's where it is
legal, they go like no one's going to
abuse you cuz you can go you don't need
a pimp in public here. Probably should.
>> That's Well, listen, if you can give
someone a massage, you should be able to
jerk them off, which doesn't make any
sense. Got that right, Robert.
[laughter]
>> Poor guy. Old bastard.
>> I met that guy. You can't help think
about that when you're shaking his hands
like [laughter] I'm sorry they got you,
sir.
>> Sorry they got you. Just a normal thing.
>> It happened to so many people.
>> 100%. They set him up.
>> He wasn't even getting laid.
>> No, it's handy.
>> And he's like,
>> I never got a massagey.
>> Me neither.
>> Every single massage I got, I've been
like,
>> you should have responded to those empty
emails.
>> There's an app for it now called uh Tug
or something. [laughter]
>> I don't think so.
>> Don't ruin it for everybody else on
TugU.
>> Get on it. Somebody told me how to
figure out which one of the hand job
places which one are real. Epstein told
me he goes uh
>> you know no a no guy Epste. Yeah. And he
[laughter] goes you know the ones with
like locks on the door. He goes that
there's no business doesn't want you in
there.
>> If you have to buzzed in they're like
hold on stop jerking. There's a cop
there.
>> My friend goes on a lunch break. Like
it's pretty popular in New York.
>> People are totally When I moved to
Philly, every single person was like
yeah that's normal.
>> Totally normal.
>> So are the girls gross?
>> They're Asian. There's there's I think
there's a range
>> and sometimes you get like a Ukrainian
skank.
>> Nice. [laughter]
>> [ __ ]
Could you imagine though skank you are?
Have some respect for yourself. [ __ ]
>> How many relationships would just
completely dissolve if prostitution was
100% legal?
>> I think I'll tell you in Thailand it
pretty much is. And girls [ __ ] on the
first date.
>> Date. You taking them out?
>> No, not those regular girls. Cuz like if
I make you wait, you're just going to
get a hooker.
>> Really?
>> So like I better put out.
>> Wow. I like that competition. They seem
a little looser sexually anyway in
Thailand, you know, with the whole lady
boy thing and
>> they're pretty chill with everything.
>> Yeah, they're pretty relaxed except for
kicking the [ __ ] out of people. They're
really good at that.
>> They're really good at that.
>> They're really It's weird weird like a
laid-back society is so good at [ __ ]
people up with martial arts.
>> You ever look at lady boys using their
training
>> like before they turn into full lady
boys?
>> Pull it up.
>> They train kickboxing.
>> What? Lady boys do Muay Thai too
>> when they were younger.
>> God damn. There was one famous one who
transitioned to a woman but kept
fighting men and started getting [ __ ]
up
>> because now she didn't have any hormones
anymore or balls
>> and so she's just getting the [ __ ]
kicked out of her as a girl when she was
dominating as a guy.
>> Wow.
>> Kind of sad. Like the one thing that
you're really good at
>> other than sucking guys dicks
>> is uh [ __ ] people up.
>> No, you can't do that.
>> No, I meant [clears throat] on the
streets.
>> See, that's a guy by the way.
>> I mean on the streets. Oh,
>> is it?
>> Yes, that's a guy. I'm right. That's a
guy. That's a guy dressed like a girl.
>> No, I meant on the streets. Like if you
pick on one of the streets, they all
come after you, but then they use their
training.
>> Oh, yeah. They gang up and kick the box
the [ __ ] out of you and you're like, I
just wanted to beat up a hooker.
[laughter] Why are these half men coming
at me?
>> These dainty, dainty men. [laughter]
>> All right, you need a drink.
>> I got one.
>> Oh, okay. Sorry, boys.
>> Hey, we're backd
>> all over Latin America. Anytime I got
recognized, they'd be like they'd be
like, "When are we going to get another
projectile park?" I'm like, "I'm not
really in the area right now. [laughter]
As soon as I'm out of Uruguay, I'll I'll
let them know."
>> Yeah. I would get questions from people.
It was always that.
>> When's the next Protect Our Parks?
>> Anytimes I run into someone somewhere
>> globally, too. Australia, I got it. New
Zealand, I got it. It's all over.
>> It is fun though when somebody like last
week somebody's like, "When's the next?"
I was like, "April 30th." And they're
like, "What?"
>> I'm like, "Keep it quiet." Yeah,
[laughter]
>> I did that. Yeah, it's very fun.
>> The world needs us.
>> Oh yeah, it's good to be back.
>> Goofy ass fake [ __ ] world out there.
>> Can't believe how many we've done.
>> Cannons.
>> Can we [clears throat] got that going
for us?
>> I wonder I want to talk to that guy. I
want to find out what really happened.
>> Interview that Indian fell. So
apparently they're saying he got fired.
Is that what the story is, Jamie? He got
fired then he just made up.
>> You can't just make a public post that
your your boss tried to [ __ ] you
anymore?
>> Not anymore. It all changed.
>> I think like it was a lawsuit that was
filed. I don't I'm not saying that the
lawsuit is fake. Like he But they're
just saying that it's horseshit is what
people are saying.
>> Does the lady still work there?
>> I [clears throat and snorts] believe
what I read was that JP Morgan
investigated, didn't find it credible,
and she still works there. Yeah.
>> That doesn't seem a guy.
>> If it was a guy, I don't
>> We're going to put you on leave while we
look this.
>> 100%. Interesting.
>> 100%.
>> And then like Trevor Bower like, "Oh, he
found out it's fake. Like, can I get my
job back?" They're like, "Nah, Trevor,
>> he works for the Long Island Ducks."
>> Trevor Bower is a Sai Young, the highest
award for a pitcher. He got some chick
>> pretty much told all our friends like,
"I'm going to go get money out of that
guy."
>> Yep. We got the text messages.
>> Yeah, he kind of proved it all. But
Dodgers, was it Dodgers? I don't
remember. Was like, "Hey, you can't work
here anymore."
>> Brewers.
>> No, I don't remember.
>> Moved to Japan.
>> Moved to Japan. Try to pitch there. And
he's like, "I'm good." But he told MLB,
he goes, "I'll pitch for free and I'm a
SA young winner." And everyone's like,
"Ah,
>> that's crazy.
>> Lost 300 million."
>> Yeah.
>> Now he's playing for the miners in Long
Island.
>> He loves playing.
>> Oh my god.
>> Yeah.
>> And what happened to her?
>> I think she got like a slap on the
wrist.
>> Yeah. I think she was like he was like,
"Don't come after me anymore. Don't come
after anybody else anymore."
>> That's it.
>> She did photos with black eyes. She got
makeup done. He beat me up. He beat the
[ __ ] out of me. It was all made up.
>> Crazy story.
>> Monsters out there. Crazy.
>> But the crazier thing is like if you are
the if it is a Dodgers say it is to not
go, "Hey dude, we were fooled. I'm
sorry. Here's your contract back."
>> He should sue them for that.
>> How old is he now, though? He's lost
years of his career.
>> Yeah,
>> it's probably over, right?
>> Yeah,
>> he's still great. He just pitched a no
hitter. I mean,
>> really?
>> Playing against nine year olds.
>> That's exciting. [laughter]
>> In the minor leagues.
>> Um,
>> so how old is he, Jamie?
>> 35
private lawsuit that just happened.
That's crazy because like when it all
happened with him.
>> Yeah. He's 35.
>> He's 35 now.
>> It was about It was about eight or nine
years ago, wasn't it?
>> 20 uh
>> 2020.
>> 21 is when he was suspended.
>> 5 years ago was suspended. So he lost
his prime to 35.
>> That's prime.
>> Ruined his life.
>> He had just won the Sai Young.
>> He's just won it.
>> Brutal. God.
>> Oh my god.
>> So all she gets is a slap on the wrist.
>> Crazy.
>> Pretty much like go away.
She violated some part of the settlement
and had to pay him 300 grand.
>> Oh, great. That'll cover his [ __ ]
monthly whatever.
>> Yeah, the zen.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> That's a couple zins out of it. She only
She only got fined 300 grand. She cost
him 300 million.
>> Exactly.
>> Oh my god, that's crazy.
>> You whatever you accuse someone of if
it's fake, you should get that
punishment trying to
>> No, I completely agree. Yeah,
absolutely. That's never the case
though. Well, she can't play for the
Dodgers.
>> Who was he with? That's the thing that
bothered me about this. It was the
Dodgers.
>> When that happened, it was fake sports
fan.
>> Been on a bunch of teams, though.
>> Why did I think it was the Brewers?
Because of his last name,
>> Bower Bower Brewer. [laughter]
>> So, if he went to jail for it, that's
what she should go to jail for. Cuz if
she's accusing him of sexual assault,
>> he was uh I think she was just suing
him. Suing him and then public public um
>> whatever.
>> Destruction of reputation.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god, that's so awful. Poor guy.
You should have him on.
>> I would.
>> That'd be a great convo. Have me, son.
>> He's also He's also, I think, pretty
funny.
>> I bet he is, bro. You got to get a sense
of humor after that. If you survive
that,
>> you survive that, I bet you have a
wicked sense of humor.
>> Plan in Japan where they all have tiny
strike zones.
>> Yeah, that's one thing I think we could
all attest to.
>> It's not the only thing.
>> You survive a cancellation, you come out
on the other end just a little bit more
>> funny. A little funny. Nothing really. A
>> little more pop. A little more pop to
the punch line. [laughter]
He's throw He's throwing 102 in Japan.
[clears throat]
>> How many kilome an hour is that?
>> Kanye recovers from getting cancelled to
have the biggest concerts in human
history. [laughter]
>> Yeah. So,
>> standing on top of the world with
clouds.
>> Bill Cosby must be amazing right now.
>> He's blind though. He can't read his
notes.
>> Ah,
>> it's tough to read off a teleprompter.
Blind comic.
>> Well, I don't think he ever read anyway.
I think it was all in his memory anyway.
But
>> he I I don't even know if he writes if
he or if he just like sits down and
comes up with his stories cuz he's like
a story guy.
>> Yeah,
>> he is pretty good. I heard an album it
was like it really paints a picture but
then you're like then you listen to like
Kenisonson and you're like, "Oh, this
guy Cosby is very slow."
>> It's a different style. It's like
listening to, you know, John Denver
versus Metallica. You can't, you know,
>> solid comparison.
>> Yeah. You got to be in the mood.
>> Yeah.
>> Rocky Mountain High.
blast blasting it last night,
>> bro. That [ __ ] concert in Moscow.
>> Yeah, it's the best ever.
>> That is the greatest [ __ ] thing.
>> [ __ ] yeah. Norman, don't be scared of
the
>> be a loop of of that.
>> Fine.
>> That's fine. People haven't listen to
the song in a year. [laughter]
>> It's a yearly reminder.
>> We're going to close out with a live
freeird from 77. [ __ ] you. [laughter]
Uh,
>> did you get me a beer?
>> Here it is. Look at this.
>> Oh god,
>> we're doing it again.
>> Why'd you do that?
>> Imagine how pumped these people are.
Communism is dead for a little bit and
then Metallica's on stage.
>> It's so sad that rock is dead. It's all
>> We were talking about that.
>> Yeah, it's all queefy now.
>> When was the last time Where's the new
rock bands? The new Zeppelin's been
around for a while. Those smaller bands,
>> but where's the big ones? It used to be
Van Halen. It used to be the biggest
part of music. Rolling Stones,
>> AC/DC,
>> I know.
>> I mean, Aerosmith. It used to be the
biggest part of music was rock and roll.
What the [ __ ] That's kind of crazy.
>> Nice
>> bodega cat, ladies and gentlemen. Arrow
bullet. Fine. Bodeas all across
Manhattan.
>> You got that right, Fatty. Get a bottle.
But yeah, now it's country. Country is
huge now, which is fine. But what
happened to rock? I have no problem. I
love country. I have no problem with
country getting huge.
>> Yeah. What happened to rock?
>> What happened to rock?
>> Who are the biggest?
>> They said garage bands are coming back
with kids, which is kind of means nature
is healing. [laughter]
>> Yeah,
>> that's a good sign.
>> Yeah, kids are tired of playing video
games. Want something real. But the uh
the the thing about the that doesn't
make sense about rock music is everybody
still loves it,
>> right?
>> Everybody still plays covers it.
>> Oasis is doing giant arenas all over the
place.
>> I took I took acid at that Oasis
concert. Really?
>> We're fun. We're chill.
>> Chicago. Chicago.
>> I got MK Ultra.
>> Yeah. I was just watching the concert
like, "Oh,
>> how fun is this gone acid? It's the
best."
>> See, I haven't done acid since college.
I go shroom now.
>> Acid.
It'll get away from me.
>> Grateful Dead's entire career.
>> I see how it worked.
>> I mean, apparently, if you listen to the
dead on acid, it's a totally different.
>> They were playing to acid.
>> Yeah.
>> Like, they weren't playing for you to
not like it on acid. You're supposed to
like if hey you guys are on acid let me
entertain you for a second.
>> Yeah you're supposed to be on acid. It's
like those uh Iaska eco you listen to
them normally they're not that
interesting but if you jumping on DMT
they're pretty [ __ ] incredible.
>> I got some Roger W. We were doing a
podcast here me score and Bert and you
and you're like what are you doing
tomorrow? You want to stay? Roger Waters
is playing. I was like oh I got to this
is so funny. He's like I was like I got
to leave. He go why? I'm like uh yeah I
don't know but I'm like but my hotel I
have to check out tomorrow. goes
extended [laughter]
personal guest Roger
>> Waters change Ari's flight to the next
day and I was like yeah all right but
then it was like I got to find acid on
one day's notice
>> you got to shout out Roger Waters cuz he
was way ahead of everybody calling out
the genocide way ahead of everybody
doing it a long time ago
>> a long time ago calling out how they're
treating the
>> he really got kicked up
>> he's a little frosty with the heaves
though is he not
>> he got frosty with me
>> oh there you go [laughter] he got frosty
with you
>> he was living at me
>> that was We were [ __ ] with him. He
was on acid and he was [ __ ] with them
after the show. We were all hanging out
and Roger was drinking.
>> This was uh it was sober October.
>> We We had a one day permission to do one
thing. [laughter]
>> Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Come on,
guys. I'll give you guys each a drink if
you let me do one one piece of paper.
>> I chose the devil's cabbage. I was
scared of the acid cuz who knows where
it came from. I'm like, "All right, I
got a business to run. I can't go crazy
right now."
>> I did some. Tony's ex did some. And I I
remember we were back at the hotel and I
was looking at this picture and I was
like, damn, this [clears throat] is a
crazy video.
>> Is full on weeping in the middle of the
concert.
>> Full on this is amazing.
>> This is amazing.
>> He came up and sat next to me and I'm
like, what's wrong with Arian
[laughter]
freaking out? I'm like, dude, are you
okay?
>> I was not okay.
>> He didn't even know what the dose was.
He just took whatever the guy gave him.
>> It was fresh. I had to let it dry in the
AC of the car over there. I'd hold it on
my bed and let it dry some
>> blotted.
Yeah,
>> it was so good.
>> See, that's the thing with that. You
don't know when it's going to end. You
don't know where it came from.
>> Also, you don't really know when it's
going to start. I took a little I took a
little and I was like, this shit's not
working. Give me another one.
>> That old move.
>> Oh boy. That old move.
>> I stared at a painting in my hotel room
for 12 hours.
>> Ruined their [ __ ] entire life by
doing that with edibles.
>> Yeah.
>> Gotten that second one. I don't feel
[ __ ] They take that second one and then
they can't escape.
>> This is how those stories start. Every
time you're like, maybe I'll take the
other half
>> and they roll right into schizophrenia
land. Hey,
>> in my early
>> Maybe your mom's not really your mom.
>> Early years of comedy, I pitched a show
and and Lionsgate picked it up
>> and I flew out they flew out to LA to
pitch the show to Netflix and Amazon. It
was the biggest deal of my life. And the
night before I did Tripoli show and he
gives you a bag of weed stuff, you know,
and I was like, I can't do weed. I'm a
wuss. I'm a lightweight. And he goes,
"Well, take some CBD." And I go, "Oh,
okay. I'll do that. I want to get some
sleep." So, I chugged a bottle of CBD.
And it was THC.
>> Oh.
>> I woke up. The bed was vertical. I was
hanging on to the the post. [laughter]
>> It felt like the carpet was sinking with
me. I was going to chair. I had to I
skipped it.
>> I couldn't go. It was too high. I was
high for like 14 hours.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> My manager's like shaking me like, "You
got to go." And I'm like, "I can't do
it. I can't face him."
>> Like,
so funny. You should have went.
>> I Oh god, I would have sold shoved my
hand up your ass and operated you like a
puppet. [laughter]
>> I would have made you go.
>> I would have sold like Duncan Trussell
show if I showed up. [laughter]
>> But I couldn't face him and he would
like I think they dropped me after.
>> Doug Duncan is the absolute best at
saying like [ __ ] around like he he
was going, "Hold on, I just got a text
from my wife's boyfriend. [laughter]
>> How's he doing?" Not good. Turns out
he's got syphilis. Poor guy. I hope he
gets better. just casual.
>> There's nothing worse than getting that
high though. Like McCusker McCusker used
to make weed gummies when we lived
together. He would make homemade
>> Wow.
>> He would like try to make it was crazy.
And then I'd just be sitting there
playing Xbox and he'd be like, "Here,
take some of these." And I'd just try
them out.
>> Uh, but one time he left, I did a show
at a casino outside of Philly. He gave
me a bag of gummy bears. Obviously, I
got [ __ ] hammered and I was just in
my hotel room just I ate them. I just
ate as many as I Did you know that they
were pot gummy bears or did you just
think
>> I did? I was hammered. I was like, "No,
I don't give a [ __ ] [laughter]
>> They're so good."
>> I just killed that [ __ ] hotel lobby.
That was great.
>> And then uh I woke up and it was in a
casino with no my room had no windows.
It was in the [ __ ] basement.
>> And I didn't know my buddy was also I
was like, "You sleep in my room." He was
on the floor. He was this kid that
opened for me in the [laughter] morning.
I woke up and I was still high as [ __ ]
And I was just like
[laughter]
in the darkness. I hear somebody like
Shane. I was like
something waking up to me is wild.
[laughter]
>> Wake up.
>> I was like who's there? Who's in here?
>> You remember the days where Joey Diaz
would have people in the church or
what's happening now and he would swap
out the 25 bills for 250s.
>> He did it to me. There's like a package
like this whatever and I see it. It says
25. I'm like, you [laughter] know what?
I'm a 10 guy, but when I'm with Dios,
I'll go 25. And then I ate it. But then
something nags in your head. You're
like, why was it 20? It was like,
>> why was it open? Why was it tilted a
little?
>> And then I was just like I kept talking
and I was like picked it off and you
just SEE 250.
>> OH,
>> LIKE JOEY,
>> YOU killed me.
>> Oh, you would give Leat 500s. We give
him two 500.
>> We just got Lee again on We did a 420
episode and Lee was like, "Oh yeah, back
to that
>> indie 500."
>> 500 milligrams.
>> It's crazy, dude.
>> Blows.
>> You know what's crazy? Jamo. Jamie can
do a,000 and it barely hits him.
>> Shut up.
>> Is that true? You have no body fat.
>> No, no, no. He's got some weird enzyme.
>> You got to go with a slice of pizza or
something, man.
>> Wow. Okay, fair.
>> Damn.
>> Yeah, it just doesn't work with his
spectrumy.
>> Yeah. Anything more than some brain, his
superb brain just shuts it off. Like,
nope, not interested. Bye.
>> Wow.
>> Mine does not, dude. If I take 10
milligrams, I'm like, "Oh, we're in it."
>> Same.
>> Well, the UFC's are always great. We
take like 50 in just [clears throat]
like 6 hours.
>> Well, you guys took acid in the UFCid.
[laughter]
>> We were up in the bat seat, so we took
acid and me, Red Band, and Diaz. And
then Rogan, it was kind of early on and
Rogan's like, "Where are you guys?"
We're like, "We're up there." And he's
like seeing us like, "Are you guys
flying?" We're like, "We're [ __ ]
dude." [laughter] He's like, "Where?" He
goes,
>> "Half of my day was thinking about them
being on acid watching these crazy
fights." So, it made me jealous.
>> It felt like fun. Forest Forest Griffin
came in and everyone's cheering. I'm
like, "Why are you cheering? You might
get hurt." Animals.
>> This is like 2005 then. This is early
days.
>> Imagine seeing Brock Lesnar on acid.
Terrified. She's a warrior. That guy,
>> bro.
>> Like a Viking.
>> You ever see his daughter?
>> His daughter's a champion shot putter.
>> What?
>> Bro, what' you say?
>> She's a [ __ ]
athlete.
>> Oh, shot put.
>> She throws that iron block. You think
>> he thought I was shooting a gun,
>> bro? She's a [ __ ] You got to see her.
>> Definitely related.
>> Watch [laughter] her. Yeah, 100%. Look
at those. But watch the video. So go to
get to say
>> see if you can find a video of her
talking [ __ ] Mark
>> she's a beautiful sturdy lady. Mark's
talking [ __ ]
>> I agree with Shane. I I have nothing but
respect for you and your family.
>> Is she albino
woman? I know you look at this pale
honky
>> bro. That's crazy. Imagine blowing your
shoulder out trying to [ __ ] throw
that thing.
>> Imagine her grabbing your balls.
[laughter]
>> Machi over the line.
>> Make a warrior with those jeans.
>> Yes. You're prop buffalo.
>> What's the mom look like? Huh? A dup.
>> She's just a
>> She's a She's a pro wrestler.
>> She's a [ __ ] Transformer. [laughter]
>> She's a bulldozer.
>> He's She's Optimus Prime.
>> Get the mom.
>> The mom is hot.
>> He got all She got all Brock's jeans.
THAT'S THE MOM.
>> Sable
W.
>> That's right.
>> Whoa. Sable was so hot.
>> That's what I'm talking about.
>> The puppies.
>> But bro, look at his jeans. Those jeans
dominate.
>> Nice cannons.
>> Those are Viking jeans. That's why
Iceland looks the way it is.
>> Viking jeans.
>> Oh, is that them now?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, hell yeah.
>> She's 10 years older than them. She
looks stable.
>> She looks great. She's got a bit of a
bulge though on the right.
>> That's her hands are never really
risking it with
>> I love you, Brock.
>> Brock's going [laughter] to [ __ ] kill
you. Doesn't care.
>> Rock and roll. He's writing your name
down with crayons right now. [laughter]
>> He's got that sword tattoo right here.
just a real warrior.
>> Yeah. He said he got drunk and didn't
remember it and woke up. I was like,
"What the [ __ ] did I do?"
>> Yeah, right. You just regret it.
>> That's a lame tattoo. You just regret
it.
>> For sure.
>> For sure. Well, Steo's got a dick on his
forehead.
>> Yeah, but that's for fun.
>> Yeah.
>> He's got tattoos on a on an ATV.
>> He was on the podcast and it was like
first couple of minutes and I was like,
"Do you have a dick tattooed above your
eyebrow?" I said, "Yeah, what?
>> I've done his pod. I didn't notice
that."
>> Good impression. [laughter]
It must be new. I missed it.
>> It's pretty new. He was on He was on a
few months ago.
>> J Mo,
>> not even new jackass coming next month.
>> YEAH. LOOK.
>> OH, WOW. MAN,
>> what a lunatic.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah, I wouldn't recommended him.
>> Postalone tattooed tattoo artist.
>> Well, I don't think you have to be
trained.
>> Dick's got a quite a curve.
>> Are there rules?
>> Actually, he might he might actually
know.
>> Are there any rules as to like who can
do a tattoo? Yeah,
>> I don't think so. Or whatever and like
have a business. Yeah, but
>> you could just do it though.
>> Do one to your friends.
>> I saw fear. You could just do it with
pen.
>> Interesting.
>> Huh.
>> Interesting.
>> Steo's a good egg.
>> He's a fun dude.
>> Steo rules.
>> He's a fun dude.
>> Jackass rules.
>> New Jackass. I was so excited when I
heard it was like,
>> "Oh, they're doing another one."
>> June, bro.
>> He played a bunch of the scenes where in
Knoxville did too them all getting
concussions. And I was like, how I asked
Knoxville, "How many times you've been
out?" He's like, "At least 16."
>> Wow.
>> 16 times out cold.
>> It's funny when one of them gets like
Reddit wrapped for not going hard
enough. Like Knoxville did once, and he
goes, "Fine." That I'll step up and I'll
literally blow a ball off.
>> And then like and like Danger had one
where he's like, "I'll be the one this
time."
>> Knoxville always went so hard.
>> Yeah. It was It was bad. It was bad
feedback, but they were like, "You're
protecting your face too much." He was
like, "All right, I'll show you." I
asked I asked we man. And I was like,
"Who got PTSD this time?" He was like,
"England. England's [ __ ] forever now."
>> Oh, yeah.
>> What? Why? Cuz they put him in horrible
situations. I don't know. I'm waiting to
find out.
>> What, Jamie?
>> I'm talking about this one cuz the last
one they got him. I thought
>> No, they got danger last time. Bad with
the bear and [ __ ] where you could tell
he's like, "This is never going to
leave."
>> And the [ __ ] donkey in the one. That
was terrifying. Donkey kick.
>> He just walked up behind one. The goal
was to get him [ __ ] nuts.
>> He had to stand behind him.
>> Yeah. He's just behind him like shaking
and they're all making fun of him
>> and the donkey kicked him.
>> Yeah. Got him right in the ball.
>> Oh my god, dude.
>> They get into a room. He obviously knew
something was happening.
>> He knew something's up. He's He just
can't be
>> He looks great.
>> He does look pretty good.
>> Nice skin.
>> Handsome devil.
>> He's a handsome guy.
>> So he's in the room strapped to a table
like electric chair.
>> They're shocking him. He's like, "Come
on, stop. It's annoying, but I get it."
>> And then what happens?
>> They cover him in honey.
>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he's
like, "What
>> is that? Meat?"
>> Yeah.
>> What are you doing? [laughter]
>> Relax.
>> THE [ __ ] HONEY'S IN MY EYE.
>> OH [ __ ]
>> Oh god. [laughter]
>> I love this. Oh [ __ ] That something's
opening.
[groaning]
>> Oh my god.
>> He's got a chain on the bear.
>> Uh uh. Keep watching it. [laughter] The
chain is probably just so they could
pull him off.
>> Stay calm.
>> Yeah,
>> stay calm.
>> Oh, he's going to lick him.
>> The chain is not attached to anything.
>> That's a good point. Chain's free.
>> Talk to it, Aaron. Try to calm it down.
Oh.
>> Oh, this is wild.
>> This is crazy.
>> Oh no.
>> Bear.
>> Are you really allergic to bees, Aaron?
>> Oh, he's trembling. [laughter]
>> And they shock him. little shocking.
>> I didn't even get the answer. [laughter]
>> No.
>> All right, we can't really watch.
>> Oh, is that like salmon?
>> Oh my god.
>> Yeah, I think so.
>> Oh, this is crazy.
>> HE'S SO FRIGHTENED.
>> OH, HE'S GOT THE PAW.
>> There's nothing more in there.
>> There is though.
>> There's nothing more in there.
>> That's not so bad.
>> What if you just
Uh, you see his pants get wet.
>> They [ __ ] with him real bad though.
This was
>> Get him out. Get him out.
>> So, it's a trained bear
>> sort of though. But it's a bear.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what's nice is Bam. They let
Bam back in the group.
>> Oh, good.
>> Oh, really?
>> He's in the next one.
>> Heard skating again.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. It's It's getting there.
>> So, what happened to him? He just went
off the rails. Drugs, pillows, pills,
>> Philly stuff.
>> Now he's back.
>> He's back. Come back. Let's go.
>> Bam rules. There's a video there's a
video I saw and it was like uh asking
all the jackass people who can skate and
people like oh we man's pretty good and
then someone's like no danger's pretty
good and it just starts the Ky scoring
it's BAM
>> and then John Knoxville was like I can
go to Ali like it's Bam
>> I met him I met him a bunch when I was
going to college
>> really yeah I went to college in
Westchester where they all were
>> so like yeah you'd see him around town
he was just the nicest
>> Yeah
>> he was always just the man
>> he owned that town huh
>> yeah purple Lambo you'd see it be it'd
be at the [ __ ] Waw wa. You'd be like,
"Holy [ __ ] Bam's here." [laughter] Holy
[ __ ]
>> Holy.
>> With his eyeliner.
>> Yeah. I drove by uh Castle Bam. This I
You know the house they have?
>> It was right where I lived when we were
filming tires. I lived right next to it
and I would
>> occasionally just drive over and look at
it.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn.
>> Every kid's dreams skateboard [ __ ] in
the back.
>> Some trick that was off a bridge onto a
moving bus and then off the bus on the
road.
>> I think you're thinking of the video
game.
>> Oh, I love the game.
>> Maybe, but no, this was real. Bam's dad
got [ __ ] pretty hard though.
>> What happened?
>> Well, he would just punch him in the
face. Phil,
>> he would just wake him up and just start
punching him in the face.
>> It was great.
>> Sweetest man on the planet.
>> Come on, man. Cut it out. I'm sleeping.
CKY [ __ ]
>> crazy that those guys did that for so
long.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Like that seemed like a thing you could
only do like once.
>> Hell, they're still going.
>> One of the first the first places I ever
did stand up and hosted my own show was
his bar in Westchester.
>> Wow.
>> The note.
>> Like, how old are they? Like how old is
Steo?
>> He's got to be 50.
>> Yeah.
>> 50.
>> Here. Look with a
>> What are you going to do to him?
>> Oh,
>> oh, the dad finally gets his revenge.
>> He He's hiding behind the door.
>> I thought he was going to beat him up.
>> Yeah,
>> that's all right. Yeah, Jackass rules.
>> Yeah, Jackass is the best. It's the best
comedies.
>> That was a It's
>> just crazy that those guys made a career
doing that.
>> Yeah. became famous just [ __ ] each
other up.
>> We all copied them. I Me and my friends
were outside filming us jumping into
trees off the roof and [ __ ]
>> It was We all were like, "This is the
coolest thing ever."
>> They all had to be They were the first
ones to be like, "Don't do this."
>> Anyway, that's the legal part. No, watch
it.
>> This shit's fun.
>> We're having a blast, though. You should
try it, but don't do it legally.
>> Yeah. How is the new Fear Factor? I know
Fear Knoxville's hosting.
>> I haven't seen it.
>> Knoxville. Yeah. He came on to promote
it.
>> Yeah. hosting the new Fear Factor. It's
very nice. I love Jackass [laughter] so
much.
>> Yeah, me too.
>> He's a good dude. Johnny Knoxville is a
really nice guy.
>> Coolest.
>> Yeah.
>> Although his dick is broken. That sucks.
>> I think it's fixed.
>> Oh, great.
>> I think they fix that nowadays.
>> Just a pumpkin up stem cells.
>> [ __ ] everyone's getting them.
[laughter]
>> I got him.
>> Everyone's getting dicks these days,
dude.
>> Wait, you got stem?
>> Yeah.
>> Whoa. What does that mean?
>> Well, I don't know. It's been one day. I
don't know.
>> How do you feel?
>> Feel fine.
>> Did you see that thing that I sent you
today?
>> No.
>> I sent you an article there. this where
this video this ladies are saying that
the the one operation that has the least
amount of success and is the most
unnecessary is meniscus operations.
>> I had one too.
>> I couldn't walk though. What do you
mean? I had to do it.
>> They said rehabilitation is better. Like
keeping the tissue in there and
rehabbing it is better than having it
removed.
>> Interesting.
>> Yeah. I don't know.
>> I had I had mine removed on my left leg.
>> Yeah.
>> But it does [ __ ] with me more than my
right leg.
>> And what' you have on the right leg?
Just I have a tear, a miniscus tear, but
I just stem cellled. Yeah, it
>> I to I tore it doing a kicking contest
with Joe Schilling.
>> Whoa. With jeans on.
>> You're a jackass. [laughter]
>> Jeans. Totally jackass.
>> We were He just wanted to see who could
kick harder. Like he heard I kick really
hard. He's a world champion kickboxer.
So he wanted to kick this thing and he
wanted me to kick it. I did it with
jeans on.
>> What did you do? The bag of the
>> RTO. We have this machine in the bag.
You hit it and it shows you like
>> to throw your miniscus on that cuz you
[ __ ] rocked that thing
>> with no warm up at all at 52 years old.
[laughter]
>> Just [ __ ] slammed it.
>> Joe Shelly came in 3 hours early and
stretching.
>> No, he didn't. He did no warm up either.
>> That would be a great jackass. Joe Rogan
kicks you.
>> He had Butterbean punch him. It's the
hardest thing to watch, too, cuz he was
already rocked and [ __ ] up and then
Butterbean put him out
>> and they're in like a target or
something. [laughter]
or something.
>> They have the crazy the extra level
though is like it's not just somebody,
it's Butterbean punching you or it's not
just taking a slapshot. It's somebody
from the Predators [ __ ] slapshotting
it out your face. [groaning]
>> Oh, that's right. He had Francis and
Ghano punch him in the balls.
>> The cup test.
>> Guys, this kept telling him like like a
fighter's going to come today and they
didn't tell him it was Francis.
>> Oh my god. Hilarious.
>> Oh my god. Oh, there he is.
>> This is This is bean. I This is too far.
Oh, I can't watch that.
>> Yeah, you can. Watch it. Let's watch it.
Watch this.
>> And Francis doesn't even hold back.
>> OH, I MEAN, THAT'S GOING TO RUIN your
junk.
>> Oh, dude, that kind of pain is crazy.
>> That's a terrible cup. That's a shitty
cup.
>> No [clears throat] one should ever doubt
danger ever again.
>> WATCH THIS ONE MORE TIME.
>> OH MY GOD. He put all of his 265 lbs in.
>> The realization on his face when he when
he's like, "It's worse than I thought it
was going to be." And it's real,
>> bro. It's like getting hit by a car
right on your dick.
>> That's brutal.
>> Right. Look at the eyes change.
>> And the thing about those shitty cups is
sometimes those shitty cups hit your
nut. Like [laughter] the cup actually
your balls are kind of like poking out
the side a little bit and the cup slams
into your
>> It's also It's not They just got this at
Target on the way to this.
>> Yeah. Like it was fitted. They were just
like just give me one.
>> Real solid cup with a compression
shorts.
>> See, Gen Z or Gen Alpha will never have
a jackass.
>> You don't think so? No, I think those
but what about these streamers that keep
getting beat up?
>> Yeah, they're came up.
>> Oh, is that is that a thing?
>> Yeah, these streamers like picking
fights at people and getting [ __ ] up.
All right. All right. Yeah.
>> Yeah. There's a lot of streamers that
are getting that [ __ ] beaten out of them
>> in a good way.
>> Well, I mean they're getting they're
provoking people and occasionally they
provoke the wrong person.
>> They fight club it until somebody picks
a fight back with them.
>> There's this one with uh Tikki. Tikki
fought for the UFC. He's like a top
level trainer, manages fighters and this
uh streamer kid is in his face telling
him he's going to [ __ ] him up. And Tiki
Tikki's like, "Oh, really?" And he's
like, "Yeah, I'll [ __ ] you up for sure."
And then he like moves too close to him
and Tikki just cracks him.
>> Is that the elbow?
>> No, I think he punched him. I don't know
if he elbowed him or punched. It's so
hard to tell cuz it happened so fast.
>> Mhm.
>> But it's like the dude's in his And this
is a dude that this guy, watch this. And
he's got a drink in his hand.
>> Is it an elbow? Slow that down a little
bit.
>> That was right on the jaw.
>> That's It either is a punch or an elbow.
It's hard to say cuz it happens so fast.
Yeah, it's an elbow.
>> Drink. What did he say to him?
>> Nice elbow. You sure that was an elbow?
He said he was gonna [ __ ] him up.
[snorts]
>> Why?
>> He said he's gonna slap him. I'll slap
the [ __ ] out of you. Something like
that.
>> No. Is that just cause the Yeah, I
thought he's the wrong guy to [ __ ] with,
>> right?
>> Like Tikki is really good.
>> Tikki Masala.
>> He's big. I wouldn't even if he didn't
do UFC, I wouldn't walk up to him and be
like, "What are you going to do?" [ __ ]
>> Exactly. [laughter] Crazy.
>> He knew to drop it. He was like whiskey.
>> Well, that's probably why so calm until
the second. But he dropped it. He let it
go.
>> Drop and elbows.
>> Nice technique, too. One more time on
that. J.
>> That was a hook. The kids was like
really bad.
>> Well, the elbow's just as powerful,
dude. That's Especially coming out of
Tiki.
>> So, let's see what he says to him. He
said a bunch of [ __ ] to him.
>> I said straight up.
>> Are you the guy that got slapped on
video?
>> I did. But I'll slap the [ __ ] out you
though.
>> Oh, you were.
>> I'm going to show you the inside of the
house.
>> Make No, I'm making another clip.
>> Don't do that.
>> Seriously, don't do that.
Oh,
[laughter]
>> there's your
>> But these some of these streamers, man,
they make their whole [ __ ] career out
of doing stuff like that. He got up.
>> Who's that guy?
>> Wow, he got up.
>> It's hard to say what's going on.
>> Or is that the bouncer?
>> It's hard to say what's happening.
>> It is hard to say. It's not him that got
up. It's some other It's a girl or
something.
>> Well, I think he probably got up, too,
because I see the black jacket. It's But
it seems like he ran in there. That's
him. ran ran there after him and threw a
couple punches at him.
>> I mean, the fact that he took that is
pretty impressive.
>> I would have gone night night.
>> Yeah, but you wouldn't you wouldn't have
been there.
>> I wouldn't have been going, I'll [ __ ]
knock you out.
>> Never done that in the first place. The
whole thing is crazy.
>> I would be like, hey, he was talking
more [ __ ] on the way up.
>> But there's so many of these guys that
are picking fights. They're just doing
anything they can to get attention to go
viral.
>> Damn,
>> it's like a nightmare walking down the
street and someone's like, "What's up,
bitch?"
>> Oh boy.
>> Well, I'm going to look like a [ __ ]
I'm not going to do
>> I hate those. It's some guy with his
girlfriend at like at like Target and
they just start mocking him and mocking
the girl in front of him, forcing his
hand and dude, I'm just trying to shop.
>> I don't want to fight you. Who are you?
>> That's how people get shot.
>> Yeah, for sure.
>> Yeah. You do it in the wrong place. It's
terrible.
>> But it's just these kids today, like
there's so many of them that are just
trying to get famous. Like the number
one thing that kids want today is to get
famous. You know, they used to like do a
list, what do you want to do when you
grow up? What are your goals? Like a
giant percentage of them are get famous.
>> That's true. What's up with that
clavvicular homo? You know what I'm
talking about? [laughter] That guy.
[clears throat]
>> I think he's the opposite of a homo. I
think his whole thing is looks maxing to
get chicks.
>> That sounds gay to me.
>> What is looks maxing?
>> Well, one of the things he does
apparently hits his face with a hammer
to put micro micro breaks in his face to
make his jaw trans. You're just mantoman
trans.
>> There you go.
>> Oh, manto man trans.
>> Yeah. You've just altered your looks to
make yourself more abender.
>> Wow.
>> Yes.
>> Interesting. Gender affirming.
Le tits then. Is that trans for girls?
>> Yeah,
>> let's do it. Absolutely.
>> I like it.
>> No, don't take fake tits.
>> All right, leave fake tits. But you
can't [ __ ] make us You can't be It's
gender affirming. If you're like men
look this way, then you're like, "All
right, so there's a [snorts] separate."
It's like you can be something you're
not.
[sighs]
>> He gets laid though.
>> I'm sure. [clears throat]
>> Oh, I'm sure he does. He's a handsome
fellow.
>> He's very handsome. He's handsome, but
he's like apparently he does meth and he
Yeah, he talks about it because like he
finds it better than Adderall for
controlling his appetite. [laughter]
That'll do it. Like this is the thing
like they want to be lean.
>> The wheels are going to come possible.
You can't do meth but
>> entertaining. It's better than aderall
for control. How about just self-will?
>> I don't overdosed the other day on
stream.
>> Easy. [laughter]
>> What do you overdose on?
>> I don't.
>> Which one is he?
>> They don't say.
>> That's him. Yeah, he is handsome.
>> It's a longer clip.
>> He's pretty handsome. So, what did he
just fall apart?
>> Oh, they took it off the camera, but
yeah, he's just like falling down a kh.
could be about.
>> You know what? I I actually saw this and
he was What was cool about was how nice
he was to everybody.
>> Oh,
>> like even while he's like
>> overdosing
>> overdosing, he's like people are coming
up. Can I get a picture? He's like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> Molly
Molly.
>> He looks like he's having a good
>> definitely Molly. It could be Molly.
That may maybe why he's so nice to
everybody.
>> Yeah, that's not a Khole. I bet one of
those. You don't smile.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> But is that overdosing or is he just on
it? That's why it's the clips are going
around saying overdosing again.
>> It's not overdosing.
>> Gesture maxing is so funny.
>> These terms look like a boy band mocking
and streamer. Everything is toxic and
dangerous. Look at that. Streamer looks
maxing culture is tough and culture.
>> What is culture?
>> What is gooning?
>> Gooning is a thing. We've had this
argument. What's gooning?
>> It's
masturbating to just really obsessing
over anything.
>> It's hilarious.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. So like a stalker is gooning.
>> Could be.
>> I don't know if you're getting that
right. Double goon.
>> It just means like you obsess over
something which is like like
masturbation all the time. And that that
has become like obsession.
>> But I think it stayed with masturbation.
>> It's definitely just masturbating. It's
It's all It's basically just being as
horny as you can [ __ ] be. And it's
very funny.
>> All right. It is.
>> I've quite a bit in my day.
>> Yeah. Oh yeah. You're a gooner.
>> I'm a gooner.
>> Yeah.
>> All right.
>> What?
>> Can I get one of them beers?
>> Yeah. It's beer time. Feel like one of
those.
>> JOE ROGAN'S BACK.
>> YEAH.
>> EIGHT MONTHS off the sauce.
>> M moderation.
>> He went on a He went on moderation is
the key.
>> He went on a drink back in a drinking uh
withdrawal until Trump said he could do
mushrooms as well. And then he goes,
"Okay, [laughter] fine. Fine. I'll drink
it."
>> What was that like beating the oval off?
>> Pretty [ __ ] strange. The whole thing
was strange. How about sending him a
text message explaining everything to
him and him saying, "Let's do it."
>> Wow,
>> dude. Let's do it. And then the next
day,
>> I think that's his problem. He keeps
saying, "Yeah, let's do it." [laughter]
>> He's getting texts from BB. He goes,
"Yeah, [ __ ] it."
>> It always works out for me.
>> Shut down the straight. He gives a [ __ ]
>> He showed up at the UFC event. He shakes
my hand. He goes, "It's done."
>> What?
>> And then a week later, we were in the
White House with all the vets. All those
vets that had taken Iberane and saved
their life.
>> You should have had Okay, it's missed
opportunity. You should have had all
those vets and then a couple like
dreadlocked white guys who are also
like, "This is going to help me a lot,
too.
>> This is going to [ __ ] rule. I should
have had Duncan.
>> I should have had Duncan.
>> Duncan [clears throat] dressed like a
shaman. [laughter]
>> Everyone's going to benefit from this
>> with a hat on like you're wearing.
[laughter]
>> We should have wore that [ __ ] hat
with a suit behind the
>> president. Well, I had a suit jacket and
everything. I was prepared, but it was
in the other room, but he goes, "Come on
in the Oval Office." So, he brought me
in the Oval Office early.
>> You were not wearing a suit? I didn't
see
>> I had a jacket, a suit jack. I didn't
have a I was going to wear a tie, but I
hate ties. I said, "Let me just dress
like I dress at the UFC. It looks fine."
I wore my UFC [ __ ] outfit.
>> You were like Zillinsky in a tracksuit.
>> No, I had a nice button-up shirt, nice
pair of pants, nice dress shoes. I was
respectable, but I just wasn't wearing a
tie. And but I did have a suit jacket,
but it was in the other room. But he
dragged me into the Oval Office. Come
over here. Look at this. It looks so
beautiful. Now he's like showing me all
the new gold work. The Oval Office has
like gold everywhere now. It's like all
gold leaf everywhere. It's pretty
impressive.
Him.
>> Oh, he loves gold.
>> Definitely not the Persian.
>> Bin Laden loved gold. He loves it. He He
like loves doing up the Oval Office.
>> Shane and I took a tour in Oklahoma. We
took a tour of the White House
>> when
>> two years ago.
>> No, a year.
>> A year.
>> DC. No.
>> No. Trump years. He wasn't there. So we
got in, but they're like you can't go
into the Oval Office. We're like craning
our head in with like our feet just on
the outside like hold my hand like in
there. Saw the big Gulf of America post.
>> Oh, this is back. Yeah. He had literally
just had a map next to his desk that
says Gulf of America. You're like, damn,
[laughter]
>> it's a map of water.
>> God damn. Especially cuz you're like
walking through and you're like, damn,
Lincoln.
>> There's a lot. Look at all these cool
things. And then you see Gulf of America
next to the desk. You're like,
>> hey, [laughter] what is that really
gross bill that they just passed,
though? What is that FISA bill that they
just passed, Jamie?
>> Uh,
>> yeah. Something just happened where
every people are freaking the [ __ ] out.
Bill,
>> it's something
it has something to do with uh them
being able to look into all your private
communications without a warrant. Oh, I
don't like that.
>> Is there a new one? Someone told me that
every new car is going to have AI
testing to see if you're drunk or not.
And then they also won't abuse it
>> in 2027.
>> Bad news. Look at you while you're
driving to make sure that you're not
hammered to get video of you.
>> No more smoking joint drive.
>> Get an old car.
>> Get an old Mustang.
>> Is that a real thing?
>> Senate's likely to reject the House
pass.
>> Good.
>> Thank God. We should force him to reject
it. Jesus Christ. This is crazy. um
three-year extension of section 702
foreign intelligence surveillance act
that allows federal government to
collect communications of non-citizens
outside the US though it's often
includes communications with American
citizens
>> but then if they suspect you of it like
with Tucker Tucker was communicating
with uh Putin's people to do an
interview through signal
>> so they took his encoded is like so it's
all encrypted they took his encrypted
signal and They decrypted it. Someone
who knows this stuff explained it to me.
Said it cost about $600,000 to do that.
They said they can decrypt encrypted
messages. They just have to get the
data. So somehow or another, they got
the data off of his phone. They
unencrypted it and then they contacted
him said, "We know that you're meeting
with Putin." He's like, "How the [ __ ] do
you know?" They're like, "We read your
signal." And he's like, "What?" Like,
>> but he's like, "Yeah, I mean I am
meeting with him. I'm doing an
interview. I'm a journalist."
>> Yeah. Well, that was his position. But
it was also his position that he's using
an encrypted app. Like they unless
they're suspecting him of a crime, they
shouldn't be able to look at his
encrypted messages.
>> So like this idea that, you know, you're
sending things on signal and no one can
read them. I think that's [ __ ] I
think it's more difficult to read them.
>> So local cops are not going to do it if
you're just buying Molly, right?
>> That's not worth 600 grand.
>> Exactly.
>> Didn't Heg Seth [ __ ] get leaked too on
Signal? Remember that like a year ago? I
think that was because th those people
accidentally included a journalist.
>> So it was like a giant group of like 10
people or something like that and one of
them was a [ __ ] journalist,
>> these knuckleheads. And the journalist
just released all the text me. So they
were sending emojis after we bombed
Iran.
>> Here's a fun story today.
>> Wait, that guy
>> suicide note purportedly written by
Jeffrey Epstein weeks before his death
in jail has been kept secret for years,
locked up in a courthouse. That means
investigators scrutinizing his death
lacked what could have been a key piece
of evidence. last hour they're saying
there's a a note they found that just
>> there's a brand new note
>> just all of a sudden exists. No one's
just they haven't shown it or said what
it says. They're just everyone's not
reporting.
>> Well, how about the [ __ ] autopsy that
says that his prostate was unremarkable.
But meanwhile, he had his prostate
removed.
>> Oh boy.
>> There's a lot of people that don't even
believe he died.
>> I think he's alive. I think they just
face off him
>> and [snorts] he's living a good life
somewhere.
>> You just think changed him?
>> Yeah. I think that all the people that
all go to that stuff like don't worry if
we kill you then we're all worried about
ourselves. We're just going to relocate
you.
>> Israel.
>> Israel maybe.
>> That's what I heard from Mezer.
>> For Mezer. [laughter] It wouldn't be
Israel. He'd live somewhere like
>> Why would he live in Israel? That's a
place where he's most protected.
>> Be like Cambodia. True.
>> No, they'll kill him in Cambodia. You
got to live in Israel.
>> No, there's parents in Israel.
>> Of who?
>> People.
>> Yeah, but you know that's like the
number one place where like sex
offenders [laughter] go from America
that are Jewish that are in trouble.
Yeah.
>> Take anybody in. I didn't know that.
>> Yeah,
>> they take anybody in.
>> Especially Jewish people. They'll just
take you.
>> Wow. Jews have had a run. You get maid
off Weinstein. Thank you. Hell yeah.
Thank you.
>> The other guy.
>> Nice.
>> Hell of a run. You guys are
>> Cosby.
[laughter]
>> Yeah. Kind of proves Kanye's point a
little bit.
>> I don't love the uh the Kimmel [ __ ] is
annoying. Like the fighting with Kimmel
over the jokes. Like come on, man.
>> I mean, here's the thing about Adam
Collo had a really good point. He said
that joke. He said that joke on a
Thursday. On Friday, nobody gave a [ __ ]
because the Kimmel. He said a joke about
Melania. He made his own mock White
House press correspondents dinner and he
said Melania has the the glow of a woman
who's recently widowed.
>> Okay.
>> Just that's it.
>> It's an old guy joke like he's going to
die soon.
>> Yeah, it could be. Or an assassination
joke if you want to take it that way.
But he is old after the attempt.
>> No, before. So it's on Thursday. And
this is Caro's point. It's a really good
point. He said no one gave a [ __ ] on
Friday. It came out It came out on
Thursday. No one cared on Friday. No one
cared on Saturday until Saturday night
when the assassination attempt and then
all a sudden everyone's blaming Kimmel.
>> It's so funny that the right-wing turned
into the same [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and
the leftwing are the same [ __ ] It is
the same.
>> It's human behavior patterns. You could
call them left or right. I mean, this is
why the left supports war in Ukraine.
It's like the why the left supports
censorship. It's like the same patterns.
It's control. Control and power.
>> You want your side to win?
>> Yeah, 100%.
>> That's where they found the note.
>> Where?
>> Nicholas Tartagalone FOUND IT.
>> AH,
>> WHO'S THAT?
>> The guy who killed him. The [ __ ]
super jacked
>> contract killer cellmate that he had.
>> You know that story?
>> No. His cellmate was a [ __ ] super
jacked cop who killed drug dealers.
>> Yeah. Dude was a gorilla. I mean, [ __ ]
Show Ari a picture of the guy.
Tartagleon is this [ __ ] huge evil
corrupt cop. Yeah. Super Guinea. He's
like a roided up guinea.
>> Damn.
>> Get an image.
>> I'd like to see this cat.
>> Look at Damn,
>> bro. Imagine that guy's your [ __ ]
cellmate and sucks.
>> And he's killed four guys, four drug
dealers and contract killers.
>> What's he in jail for?
>> Murder.
>> Oh,
>> quadruple slaying.
>> He was in there for [ __ ] dogs.
>> No,
the picture. [laughter]
>> Dogs are all his buddies.
>> Cute dogs.
>> Cute little doggies.
>> He's a pretty good dog.
>> I told you he was kissing those dogs.
He's [ __ ] murdering people and then
they put him in the sale with with
Epstein and then he said Epstein tried
to kill him 18 days before he died. He
complained or excuse me he said
Tartagleion uh tried to kill Epstein.
Epste complained tried to kill him.
Yeah. But we tried to strangle him to
death.
>> Whoa.
>> And he found him they found him
unconscious and unresponsive.
>> McGra to break out of it. McGra say
[laughter]
whatever they do.
>> Whatever they do.
>> Yeah.
Crab mega hat. [laughter]
>> That whole Epstein thing is so crazy
that no one's gone to jail for that.
>> It's pretty surprising that they're
still not releasing it.
>> Here's crazy. No arrests. No, no, no
one's like being brought in. Meanwhile,
Comey is getting arrested for a photo of
seashells that say 8647.
>> He's getting arrested for that.
>> Yeah. What's 86?
>> What's 8647?
>> 86 get rid of President 47.
>> But you could say kill. But 86 is if you
get fired, what happened to Mike? He got
86, right?
>> It doesn't mean you got killed.
>> But this is a crazy thing to arrest
someone for.
>> Of course,
>> FBI arrested in Virginia, appears
briefly in court.
>> Well, they already like had it out for
him.
>> I know excuse a cra This is the problem
with these guys is it sets a crazy
precedent
precedent.
>> That's already That's the worst. Like
that's crazy. FBI like, "Oh, you went
after me." Well, now we're going after
you for nothing. It doesn't matter.
>> It's nuts. It's nuts. Like, you're going
after someone for something that's just
silly. 8647 is get rid of 47,
>> right? Speech,
>> but it's just like arresting a guy for
that is nuts.
>> Come don't play that.
>> Yeah. I mean, it's one thing like if you
have like a photo of him, like an AI,
you post an AI photo of him dead,
>> you know, with bullet holes in him.
Like, wouldn't that be nice?
>> I guess. But also,
>> but even that,
>> but even that's okay.
>> FBI director, not as a FBI director,
>> right? But he's a former FBI director,
so he's a private citizen at that point.
He'd already left the office.
>> It's crazy. Trump could take a shot, but
not a joke.
>> It's just retaliation for going after
Trump.
>> Well, it is, but it's like they're just
looking for any reason. But it just
doesn't seem It seems like there should
be other reasons. Like if the guy really
was dirty, you should have something on
him other than this seashell picture.
>> It's not. He just hates him and he's
using that.
>> I [clears throat] know, but it sets such
This was my thing when people weren't
upset about ICE people in the street
with masks on and no identification. I'm
like, this sets a crazy precedent. Yeah,
I understand you want the undocumented
criminals out of the country. I agree.
However, you're setting a precedent for
militarized people with seven weeks
training to be walking around with
[ __ ] weapons of war and flack jackets
with no ID and masks on. That's all I'm
saying. Like this is a slippery [ __ ]
slope you're going down.
>> Yeah, it's no bueno.
>> But then also they wouldn't have to be
there like that if there wasn't these or
there wouldn't be any conflict if it
wasn't organized paid for protests. They
paid people to protest. They paid people
because they had the [ __ ] all that
fraud in Minnesota. The reason why it
was in Minneapolis why the [ __ ] the
protests were strongest in Minneapolis
and organized cuz that's where all the
fraud was. That's where all the people
were getting caught. So they said,
"Let's diffuse this." and Mike Benz.
>> But it's not it's not you don't just
give Rando guns and go, "All right, they
went over they overstep. So here you're
seven weeks training. Go ahead, go
guns." They gave him $50,000 signing
bonus. So yeah, you get a $50,000
signing bonus. Joy. And by the way, a
lot of them lot of them Mexican. A lot
of them Mexican,
>> including the two guys that shot that
dude in Minneapolis. Both Mexicans. Got
to make my note. Excuse me. Hispanic,
Latino, had Latin names.
>> Oh, interesting.
>> I was at the airport in Philly and a ICE
agent was like, "Yo, my man, what's up?"
And I was like, "Yo, chill." [laughter]
What the [ __ ] Don't ask me for a
picture.
>> Do you see that Trump renamed it instead
of ICE? Now it's nice.
>> I saw that.
>> It's nice now instead of ICE.
>> So now you're protesting nice.
>> It's National
Immigrations, Customs Enforcement.
>> He's done it again.
>> Never mind. [laughter] Oh yeah, man. Our
leader.
>> That's funny.
>> He's a wild boy.
>> Still funny.
>> That is funny calling it nice.
>> Did you Is your thing about to go off?
Is that why you stop it?
>> I just realized I left my kid in a
Somali daycare.
>> I got to go pick him up.
>> He'll be fine.
>> Nice while I was gone. Did they go nuts?
>> No.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, you don't know about Alex.
>> Executed two citizens.
>> Good for you.
>> Boy, you've been gone, huh? [laughter]
>> But
>> killed two citizens.
>> Well, there's one lady that got killed
in a car because she was they were
trying to tell her to stay put. She was
protesting and [ __ ] with them and
then she drove when the cop tried to
step in front of her car. She's clearly
turning her wheel away from him. She's
not trying to run him over and he just
>> a cop or ice.
>> Ice guy.
>> Ice.
>> Yeah.
>> And he said [ __ ]
>> an American born citizen.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Fat lady. A crazy lady
who say anyone but Yes.
>> Yeah.
>> Lesbian
>> allegedly. Yeah. I mean the girlfriend
was there.
>> Do you believe in them though for real?
>> Oh yeah. She looked like a lesbian.
You don't think?
>> No, they seemed legit. [laughter]
>> She had a kid. She looked like Brock
Lesnar.
>> She She's a newly lesbian lady.
>> Okay.
>> Newly lesbian.
>> What was the backlash on that?
>> It was pretty bad. Yeah, pretty bad
backlash. And then this Alex guy that
did manage that one. The Alex Freddy guy
was not the Alex Prey guy was carrying a
gun and so he was open carrying or
concealed carrying and like phys
physically pushing cops
>> like it was kind of crazy. And then they
tackle him. They found out he's a gun.
This is where it gets crazy. One of the
border protections agents grabs the gun
and is taking it away. And unfortunately
the gun accidentally goes off. The gun
that he was carrying is called a SIG
P320 and it's notorious for accidental
discharges. So, this is confusing
because it's hard to tell because the
video is a little grainy, but most
people who are experts look at it say
that that at least that videos that I've
watched say that that gun accident
accident accidentally went off without
the guy touching the trigger. So, the
cop has the gun. The cops moving away
with the gun. They say he has a gun for
the ICE people.
>> The cops say he it's border protections.
It's not even ICE. It's a different
organization. So the border protections
guys are moving away with the gun. The
gun goes off and these guys think the
guy has another gun and then they start
shooting him and they shoot him and kill
him while they have him down. Right.
>> It's a rough video.
>> This is all my interpretation based on
videos. I I might not be accurate, but
I've seen the video. It does look like
the slide moves. It does look like the
sound of a gun going off corresponds
with that slide moving. And that gun is
notorious. Like if you look up Sig P320
online, accidental discharge, you'll see
tons of videos of these guns
accidentally go off
>> discharge.
>> I haven't had one of those in a long
time. I used to have them when I was
kid. The wet dreams
too early [laughter] been there.
>> That's why [ __ ] sick. Sorry.
>> [ __ ]
>> Let's talk for 20 minutes. Get back to
it in a second. [laughter]
>> Yeah. So, you missed all the ice, all
the fun.
>> Good for you.
>> But it's like the only reason why there
were violent people in the streets
protesting is because it was an
organized, paid for protest. They
actually physically paid people to be
there and protest. They gave them signs.
>> How do you get on that list to to get
paid for that?
>> You got to get on some wacky left-wing
newsletter. I don't know.
>> Still like,
>> yeah, you don't just put random people
in charge of people.
>> I mean, you do have to get rid of all
the cartel members and all the criminals
that came across the border. I mean,
they let more than 10 million people
into the country over four years.
>> America has a great way of like
overreacting to stuff. They're like,
"Oh, Saddam Hussein's a problem. Let's
go in there and kill a million people."
>> Yeah, America does that.
>> Yeah,
>> we we're like not the best people to
handle stuff and we're like still like
we should handle it.
>> You know who else does that?
>> Who?
>> Israel.
>> Blame everything on Israel.
>> I'm not blaming everything.
>> Yeah,
>> they're they're a part of it. It is
amazing how many high-profile Jewish
people just they have a opinion about
everything. But when it gets to this
like
>> Yes. [laughter]
They just avoid that or come up with
some random way to justify annihilating
an entire city.
>> Yeah. It's just funny to me when
Americans are like, "Hey, this other
country's overstepping."
>> Yeah, we bumped the twice.
>> Yeah, we were pretty a second.
>> Afghanistan, Iraq. These [ __ ] had it
really coming
>> twice.
>> The second one was just going, "Hey,
check this out. Russia."
>> Yeah, [laughter]
>> I guess so.
>> But yeah, whatever. Well, that was a
long time ago.
>> That's true.
>> Everybody did That's dead. But based on
today,
>> oi ve [laughter]
like Lebanon, bro, what they're doing in
Lebanon right now is crazy.
>> Well, they're looking for Hezbollah.
>> They got to look under rubble.
>> Barney rubble.
One more time with that lighter there.
>> Thank you. There we go.
>> It's a wild time to be alive, kids.
>> It's wild.
>> But at least we're going to have drugs
soon.
>> That's pretty nice.
>> Well, at least all those people that are
hooked on pills are going to get off of
them. A lot of them are. At least it's
going to at least give them something
that works.
>> How come we can't get free healthcare?
>> Yeah, right.
>> Why don't we do that?
>> I'm paying out the ass.
>> Why can't we do that? I bet if they took
all the money from fraud, it would pay
for healthcare 10 times more
>> or in Ukraine or Israel.
>> Oh yeah, why not?
>> Right.
>> Well, that's what's annoying. All these
politic like if we get this much money,
we can cure this handle this money. What
are you doing?
>> I think 100% free healthcare would be an
awesome thing. But you also want doctors
to be incentivized to be really good at
their jobs.
>> For sure. But also you want like Dr.
Gman, the guy that did your knee and did
my knee. That's a he's a bad Why can't
we have universal healthcare and private
doctors? We should be able to have both
of those things.
>> Like public school and private school,
right? Public defenders. You're allowed
to have a public defender.
>> Dude, the ease at which I got treated in
third world countries was like
>> Yeah. You just go in.
>> Yeah. You go to a pharmacy,
>> see somebody like here's your pills you
need. Here's your here's your drops you
need.
>> Dirty needles and weird equipment over
there.
>> No.
>> Really?
>> It's Harvard trained doctors.
>> Come on.
>> Yeah. There just no upsell for
>> universal healthcare system in America
would cost approximately 3.0 to 3.2
trillion annually. Oh,
>> that's a lot.
>> Which is actually less than the current
system that costs around 5.3 trillion
per year. So, you're talking about a
savings of almost 50%.
>> Why don't we get why don't we get free
healthcare?
>> So, a savings of 450 billion annually
while providing coverage to all
Americans. According to Perplexity, our
AI sponsor, which is never wrong, the
United States currently spends about 5.3
trillion in healthcare, $15,474
per person as of 2024. Even when
something goes wrong and you have
insurance, it's not paid for. You got to
spend five grand to get anesthesia and
then another five grand to go downstairs
for the surgery.
>> So, what do you think is the problem?
What is it? What is causing
the money insurance companies trying to
make you president?
>> Oh, thanks. It's insurance companies.
>> When I read a Jew,
>> I got my I got my teeth checked in in
Ecuador and they were like, "You have
impacted gums." I was like, "All right,
I was about to go home in a week." I was
like, "When I go home, I'll do I'll fix
it." And they're like, "Are you nuts?
>> Do it." People fly here to get that
surgery.
>> Mhm.
>> Cuz it's so much cheaper. Flight,
hotels, all that
>> is much cheaper than doing it there.
>> And like we have a surgeon and I was
like, "Is he like trained?" And they're
like, "Yeah, he went to Yale Medical
School."
>> Dude shows up, sacrifices, [laughter]
>> why they clip Bernie, cuz he was trying
to do this. So they got rid of him.
>> That was one thing he was trying to do.
>> It kind of blows. It's embarrassing.
>> All right, let's put it this way. How
much would it cost if uh school like
higher education was was free?
>> Oh, there's too much money in that. They
won't do it.
>> Well, that's the same exact thing with
healthcare.
>> Yeah.
>> That's where we're at as a country. It's
all
>> the same reason we're doing wars.
>> Yeah.
>> Money to make money.
>> Of course, nothing else. Not even just
oil, but defense contracts. They need
>> raing it in.
>> I thought it was just
>> I mean, the war has already cost how
much? Let's find out that. How much is
the war? Let's just say globally. No,
no, let's just let's just look at how
much Iran has cost us.
>> There we go. That's what I mean. Wait,
take a guess. Shut down the [ __ ]
Ukraine,
>> right? But I mean just us spending money
to bomb Iran. Just that the simplest
lowest run without the economic impact,
the oil impact.
>> What about the hormuz and all that cuz
all that's a
>> Well, that's that's a factor. But let's
just find out how much the raw money
spent on the bombs.
>> 25 billion.
>> Ah, that's dropping the bucket. 60 days
into the war.
>> How much is Ukraine?
>> That's a lot more.
>> So, what what concerns me, not just
well, all of it concerns me. One of the
things that someone told me was that
we've kind of depleted our weapon
supplies
>> cuz we b we don't have that many of
those [ __ ] missiles. We gave them all
Well, we gave them all to Ukraine. We
gave them all to Israel, and then we
gave them Now we're [ __ ] using them.
>> But Zillinsky's a mooch. He just keeps
wanting more.
>> I don't think it's
>> Oh, you think it's his?
>> No, I think it's us. It's us. It's the
US.
>> It's money. But it's all it's all
together. Every It's all big scam. Ponzi
scheme. Everybody's making money.
>> We should get Trump on here. [snorts]
>> We're doing great. Don't let anybody lie
to you. [laughter]
>> Maybe maybe next time we smoo them into
free healthcare.
>> Maybe next time we smoo him into a
protect our parks
in here,
>> brother. Let's do free.
>> Come on, dog. Yeah.
>> It's crazy too because I've gotten there
was a pill I had to get like three of
when I went to Asia or something and it
was like I got two here. They cost me
like 400 each and then the same it's the
same drug in Myanmar. It's like $40.
>> Well, that's one thing that he has
fixed. One thing that Trump is working
on is making whatever the low price is
internationally the price that people
pay in America. And he he told he's
[ __ ] hilarious. He was telling guy
I've got a friend. I don't want to say
his name. Very successful. He's a big
guy. He took the fat pill. It didn't
work.
>> [laughter]
>> But he was going on about how his friend
went overseas. He forgot his fat pill.
He went overseas and he was in Europe
and he got it for like a hundred bucks.
And he's like, "This is like $1,300 in
America." He's like, "It's not right.
It's not right." And so he made it so
that whatever the low cost is in these
other countries, that's the low cost in
America. That's what it costs here now.
>> Is that right?
>> Yes.
>> Everybody's on it.
>> It's like you're not going to get all
good
>> any drug,
>> you know? You're not going to get all
good with any president either, you
know? you you're going to get a lot of
bad [ __ ] because all these people are
surrounded by demons. They're surrounded
by war hawks and demons and defense
contractors and scam artists in the
pharmaceutical industry. There's all
these [ __ ] people that are trying to
make sure that they can make the most
amount of money possible. Just all coke
snorting demons
>> allegedly.
>> I was watching this documentary on uh
the homeless here in Austin and they're
talking about how like I was on
schizophrenia medicine. I can't afford
it anymore. Ah,
>> and they're out there just sprinting.
>> What happens if you take schizophrenia
medicine and you don't have
schizophrenia?
>> Oo, that's I think I did that at
[laughter]
>> I think I took some antiscychotics and
slept for 4 days. [laughter] Huge
mistake.
>> It helps you expired [ __ ]
antiscychotic. He was like, you're take
this. Does he take it? I don't know if
he takes it. Was expired, so I guess
not.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> It helps.
>> Yeah, but expired medication, I was just
reading this thing about that. Like most
expired medication is actually still
usable like up to 300% longer than they
say it.
>> Yeah. It's like a little bit less
effective but still good.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. But I don't even know if it's less
effective. This this thing was saying
that it's 100% effective for a long
period of time after the expiration
date.
>> I don't know why they have an expiration
date. It's not like milk,
>> right?
>> You know.
>> Yeah. The healthcare thing is really
embarrassing to be honest.
>> Institutions and some free healthcare
for these fellas outside. I don't know
how to I don't know how to obviously no
one knows how to do something a giant
percentage of those people are addicted
to drugs right a giant fentinel zombies
you need I gain for all those people
mental health facilities you need to get
them on whatever medication to fix their
schizophrenia
>> and it's also it's not even like a
[ __ ] goodwill thing it's also like we
need to [ __ ] clean
it's for everybody so what are we doing
why whatever
>> skid in Los Angeles
>> [ __ ] hold up
>> skid row in Los Angeles is 50 blocks.
>> 50 blocks. Five zeros.
>> When I last time I looked, it said
American health. Americans pay more than
two times the next country for
healthcare and we get the 17th best
coverage.
>> And we're the sickest.
>> We're the sickest.
>> Yeah. It's nuts. We spend the most
money. Once in Toronto, it was clean.
>> Yeah. You just go right to a doctor.
Even just driving around, I was like,
"This is crazy. How did How are we
getting Why is America dog shit?"
>> I know. And our [ __ ] is locked up at the
CVS. They don't have that. Everybody's
stealing.
>> Wow. There's a lot of stealing me the
most.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I love to steal.
>> Yeah. You steal. [laughter]
>> Why you locking it up?
>> Call. You got to do this before you're
about to steal.
>> I got a problem. Just in like airports
and stuff.
>> Movie theaters. You do everywhere. Come
on. Don't sell yourself short.
>> Watch.
A little bit of a thrill. Can I get the
Winona Rider thing?
>> It's cheaper, too.
>> Yeah, it's cheaper. Mark, the last time
I saw I saw Mark Steel was we're in a
movie theater and I got some popcorn and
[laughter] it's I'm sure it's closed by
now. And then the lady turned around and
got my popcorn and then he just had beef
jerky in the movie.
>> Yeah, they were selling it.
>> How did you get that? [laughter] He goes
most expensive item. I just reached for
it.
>> Oh boy.
>> Too they up the prices. It's
>> up the prices.
>> I mean, you get you get a Hudson News
Cliff Bar, it's eight bucks. Not on my
watch.
>> It's ridiculous.
>> Not on my watch.
>> Once you're on the plane, you're home
free. You know,
>> you're raising the cost for the rest of
us.
>> Yeah, you are. You are. That's why I say
goddamn cliff bars.
>> They put that in. They they factor the
the theft in.
>> You're a successful person. [laughter]
That's outrageous.
>> Habits die hard.
>> Yeah. You don't No one's going to be
sympathetic towards you. You have money.
>> I'm not asking you to. I'm just saying
it. It's [laughter] a fun ride.
>> I don't want it.
>> The beef jerky tastes better when it's
stolen.
>> Everything tastes better when it's
stolen.
>> That's so weird. Diaz one time at the at
the uh airport, he just comes off from
one of those bodeas and he comes out, he
just shows me tic tacs and it was like,
"What is that for?" He goes, "Yeah,
right. I got some." And they just threw
in the garbage.
>> Wow.
>> And I was like, "What are you doing?" I
was trying to stay sharp.
>> That's a steel. It [laughter] rattles.
>> That's a hard steel.
>> That's right. Sharp is hilarious.
>> What? [laughter]
>> I don't throw it out. I
>> I don't throw it out. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Joey's going in for surgery today.
>> Uhoh. Tits me. He's getting some.
[laughter] He's getting cannons.
>> Cannon cannon reduction surgery.
>> He's getting top surgery.
>> He's getting his tits removed.
>> He's getting that big scar
>> about him. Shirtless is rough.
>> How many times have you seen it?
>> Just once and it's burned in. [laughter]
>> I've seen it. Joey Karate.
>> Joey. Yeah. Joey Karate's great. Yeah.
That [ __ ] guy is such an animal. High
kicks and he's got his leg up to about
his knee height.
>> He's pretty good, dude.
Is he around? Did he move here yet?
>> No, but he's coming back and forth all
the time. There he is.
>> Look at that thing. That looks like AI.
>> That's crazy.
>> Jesus [laughter] Christ. How's he alive
>> without context of a background? It's
wild, bro. That belly is crazy.
>> You got to have a decent hog if you're
going to have that gut. Got a hell.
>> Is he grubbing or boozing? What's that?
What is that? Food.
>> Food. He's grubbing. Oh, yeah. Joey
can't stop beating.
>> He doesn't really drink. He doesn't
drink at all. I go to eat with Joey.
It's It's a scene. It's a fun time.
>> He loves it.
>> Oh, that poor ghee.
>> He goes off. He eats. He eats. He
[ __ ] loves food. But he's just
>> Oh, we got a new Chinese place by my
place. You got to come.
>> He's the most fun human.
>> Sucks. [laughter]
>> He's the most fun human that's ever
existed.
>> Yeah.
>> No one's more fun.
>> It's good egg.
>> He's barely a real person. He's a human
cartoon.
>> Barely real. He's so funny.
>> So, he's still getting up on stage. He's
still doing sets.
>> Oh, he killed He killed. He was here. He
did an hour. He's He's running out.
Yeah. He's got all these great stories.
It's really, really good. Really well
done.
>> All right.
>> Is the man.
>> Good to have him back.
>> That's the thing about comedy. We're
kind of losing the uh the wildness. You
know, when I when I started comedy, it
was like Geraldo and all these guys are
all dead now.
>> Drugs.
>> I think it's kind of coming back now,
though. I think it's coming back because
TV is going away. So, it's like it gets
down to the root of what is really
effective in comedy. It's wildness is
more effective. It's It's more fun if
you're sitting there drunk in a crowd
and some dude's on stage going off
saying crazy [ __ ] It's more fun.
>> Yeah,
>> it is more fun. But I don't know if
that's actually here. I think there's a
lot of [ __ ] guys with jobs.
>> Sober. A lot of sobriety.
>> Got to get up early for a podcast
tomorrow.
>> These young guys though, these young
guys aren't like that. A lot of these
young guys coming up are doing drugs.
>> Oh, good.
>> Well, they're doing clips, but they're
they're still wild boys.
>> Some people are still giving it.
Bringing it.
>> You hope so. used to be late night at
the cell used to be so much fun when
Mackie was drinking when it was just a
drinking crowd.
>> It was a lot of go a lot of whiskey.
>> They There's There's that here.
>> Here.
>> Here for sure. Yeah, here
>> like last night.
>> Yeah, last night was nice.
>> We did it last night.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, what did I miss?
>> We just some boozy.
>> Just had a couple drinks.
>> Just some Bruley and Bros.
>> I was begging him to I was I've changed
my new uh
>> He has a new tattoo. He's like, "Oh,
come on. Drink." I'm like, "No, I got to
get up early tomorrow." He's like,
"Dude, I'm like, "Oh, you're going to
call me gay
>> and lame, bro. I've been gone. I've had
time to ruminate on this.
>> You can peer. You can peer with the
best.
>> I got to do peer pressure.
>> No, I'm just saying like I want to drink
and I don't want to be alone. If you
were friends, it's like you such a homo.
>> I was like, "Tomorrow is going to be
tough for me. I'd like it to be tough
for somebody else. Do me a favor. Chug
that [ __ ] drink." [laughter]
>> Yeah, dear one.
>> He always comes in. He has no idea what
your count is. He just comes in. He
goes, "You could do more." I'm like,
"Yeah, I could have done one or seven
and you would have no clue." Like, you
got to go more.
>> D Rose is up there. Doris is the worst.
>> Give him a shot. It's my birthday month.
>> Yes. [laughter] Yes. He's like a chick.
>> He's the biggest pig in comedy. He is a
pig, dude. I hate him.
>> He'll he'll pour shots in your mouth. He
doesn't care. He'll tilt your hand.
>> He'll also go like, "Come on, don't be a
[ __ ] Do a shot." And then you do. And
then 10 minutes later, he's gone. And
he's at KFC. [laughter]
>> He's so funny how he shits on weed
people, too. It's hilarious.
>> He hates weed.
>> It's so weird.
>> I like his classic drinker. I'm with
him, dude.
>> He's classic drinker.
>> I think he was just around a lot of all
the New York comics got sober and then
just smoked weed constantly
>> got
>> and then they're like, "Oh, you're
drinking again." It's like, dude, you
haven't had a thought in [ __ ] seven
years. So, what are you [ __ ] talking
to?
>> It's all munchies.
>> Ah,
>> yeah. There's some I mean, everything
could be abused.
>> There's only a couple people in comedy
that do weed like real good like Soder
Jay where they're like they're just the
same. They're just happy.
>> Chappelle.
>> Chappelle. Cuz yes, most people go in on
weed. They still are out in fun.
>> It's a personality thing. Totally.
>> They're still still active a lot. Yeah,
most people.
>> It's also I think it's a biological
thing cuz I think it affects people very
differently. Definitely.
>> Can you get high when you smoke?
>> Yeah, Jamie gets smokes.
>> Okay, cool.
>> Edibles just don't work on the kid.
>> That's wild.
>> Young Jamie shrugs him off. That's
crazy.
>> You try to dose him up, he'll smile
right in your face.
>> Jamie, I'd like I'd like you to have a
bruski. What's going on?
>> It'd be nice. Give it.
>> We talked about this earlier and I'd
like I'd love for you to get involved
today.
>> You talked to me. I didn't really
put on the beer. Put on the beer.
>> All of a sudden, I'm talking. Well, it
worked. He's drinking.
>> It works. He said he said something
nasty and that's fine.
>> You for that. You talked at me. I'm
trying to include you and have it. Let's
have fun.
>> J's a sassy [ __ ]
>> He's just being just clarifying.
>> He's an assassin.
>> He talked at me. I didn't talk at you.
How did I talk [laughter] at least was a
discussion. I mean, it was one.
>> Yeah, a little discussion. And I said,
"Let's go watch Sixers Celtics. Let's
have a couple beers."
>> That's a great night.
>> Go to a bar, watch the Celtics.
>> Peer pressure.
>> Upload the podcast.
>> Fun times.
>> You can upload it with four beers.
>> You're Pierce Morgan.
>> Yeah. Leave it till Monday. We don't
care.
>> When are you getting that car?
>> Tomorrow.
>> Yeah.
>> A a tree fell on his car.
>> Crash my car.
>> Really? From what? The wind's here.
>> They were doing some [ __ ] road work
right in front of my house. And the the
vi the vibrations. [laughter] Oh, they
they building savage your your your car.
>> You got second [laughter] tower.
>> Wow.
>> I I really did, dude.
>> The house I live in, I'm renting this
house. It's like a one of those new
prefab [ __ ] or whatever those things.
These new Austin houses, which are all
the exact same, which I kind of don't
[ __ ] like at all. Is it the same one
you've been in?
>> Yeah. It's like a 15t ceiling for no
reason. It's one floor.
>> It looks It has this type of wall that's
like standard.
>> It's a beautiful house.
>> It is very nice. And I've The last house
I was in was a [ __ ] queen's
apartment, but
>> that had more soul than this place.
>> More soul for sure. But when I first
walked into the house I'm in now, I was
like, "Holy [ __ ] this is incredible."
>> Yeah.
>> It's not a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] house.
>> It looks like a house from a porn.
>> It's an Airbnb, too. It is an Airbnb.
Yeah.
>> It is weird how money changes you.
>> Yeah.
>> Like it changes what you're accustomed
to.
>> Mhm.
>> You get a little accustom to
>> I was thinking about this. Yeah. You get
accustomed to the nice things, but I I
keep trying to change and I'm just not
really changing.
>> What do you mean?
>> As a human. No. Yeah. The cement is dry.
You're always mechanicsburg.
>> Yeah. It's Mechanicsburg. It's light
beers. It's like all of a sudden I
realized I'm just getting drunk at
higher places,
>> right?
>> Like I'm just in a taller building
getting drunk.
>> Yeah. With more expensive beer.
>> The exact same.
Everybody at Deep Creek.
>> It's the same beer, but the prices Yeah.
Everybody at Deep Creek was like poor
white trash in like Maryland. And then
they like got rich and like when they
were poor like we could just barely
afford one Bud Light and now they're
rich like 10 Bud Lights.
>> What is it? [laughter]
>> Deep Creek.
>> Deep Creek Lake is where pontooners go
to party.
>> Where is that?
>> It's like deep almost by West Virginia.
>> Manade giant lake. It
>> rules.
>> Same with New Orleans. We'd go out to
the boga and tube all day. Remember
tubing? You sit on a river with a beer
and a float in a circle.
>> You just jump down, walk a long way down
the [laughter] water.
>> I think it's good that you're not
changing. It's a good sign. It'd
>> be nice if I could.
>> No, I mean, you change a little. You
know, you got some good stuff going on.
>> Literally, if you said this to Shane
yesterday, if you go, you've changed.
He'd be like, "What the [ __ ] is that
supposed to mean?"
>> Well, it's just wrong.
>> I know.
>> And I'd go, "God damn, I wish I could."
>> He dressed the same,
>> but you're not going to stay in a
Holiday Express.
>> Sure.
>> You've handled a nice hotel.
>> You've handled fame very well. You've
handled it pretty well. You haven't
gotten weird at all. Now, some people
get weird just from the pressure of it.
Almost everybody.
>> Yeah,
>> almost everybody. 98% get like
different.
>> I'm thinking of eight comics in my head
right now who have gone full diva.
>> Yeah, they get weird. It's very strange.
>> Shane, I know you have not changed.
>> Oh, the bottom. [laughter]
>> You've changed, bro. You [ __ ]
changed. What the [ __ ] Wait,
[ __ ] [laughter] You work for
Israel.
>> Now, this is this is taste of aluminum.
Some people like the aluminum taste.
>> Bottle beer taste in a can. commercial.
I remember when I was little.
>> What?
>> It was some It was It was some out some
beer and they go bottle beer taste in a
can. I was like, "Is bottle beer
better?"
>> People like the aluminum flavor.
>> Yeah.
>> I like Give me a glass bottle a lot.
>> What's this?
>> Bottle beer tone.
>> That's what it was.
>> In a can.
>> What? My memory served
>> bad beer across those Keystones.
>> This is a commercial from 1948.
>> That's what I remember. grain.
>> I remember Israel got independence and I
was watching this commercial. [laughter]
>> Yo, you guys you guys watch the Hogan
doc?
>> It's good. It's great.
>> I [ __ ] cried. Good.
>> Really? So good.
>> When he's getting sued for taking down
Belzer,
>> he rules.
>> And he's like, I was making 3500 a month
and I'm getting sued for 500,000. I was
famous but not rich.
>> And they're like, "What are we going to
do?" Oh, he rules.
>> I didn't even know he got sued for that
>> to go into MSG. I mean, he choked the
guy unconscious.
drop too far.
>> He did. He could have Jon Jones used to
do this all the time, but at least it
was soft matte. This was like hard
floor. He just just like threw.
>> Yeah, but Jon Jones was doing it in a
UFC fight against Machito.
>> Someone who agreed. Yeah, [laughter]
>> he does it and then he he if he just
laid him down, it'd be like point
proven,
>> right?
>> But he had to bring it. He's on TV.
>> Drunk and on steroids and on Coke.
Someone's like, "Yo, your shit's fake."
You take it off. Is that what Bowser
said that he's fake?
>> It's so funny to him cuz he's like cuz
he's like, "Oh, you think I'm fake? Is
that fake?" You're like, "No, but you
don't do that when I'm talking." It is
fake.
>> Do you remember when John Staceil
confronted that wrestler backstage and
the wrestler just [ __ ] slapped him a
bunch of times? Slapped the [ __ ] out of
him. I think that ruined that guy's
career though. I think
>> Staceel the wrestler.
>> The wrestler.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh I never heard of this.
>> I don't know. I think Who was the
wrestler?
>> Staceel's still around.
>> Staceel's still around. But I think it
ruined the wrestler's career.
>> Whoa.
>> Cuz he beat the [ __ ] out of He looks
like I feel like he in my head he looks
like Sid Vicious or
>> Well, he's a giant dude and he [ __ ]
slapped him open palm to the ear, which
could definitely make you go deaf.
>> But I mean, if you told BJ Penn in his
prime or or or or or anybody like, "I
think what you do is fake." They'd be
like, "It's not."
>> John Stace was slapped twice by WWF
wrestled Dr. D. David Schultz backstage
Madison Square Garden after calling pro
wrestling fake during a 2020 expose. The
incident left Stacele with pain and
ringing in his ears leading to a lawsuit
against WWF.
>> Jewish wrestling.
>> You think he made money? Oh, you slipped
right out.
>> [ __ ] It was like bad.
>> At least he's not pissing in a kombucha
jar.
>> He probably is.
>> Give it on.
>> But here it is. So, he's grabbing him.
He gets him in this sleeper hold and he
go he slumps and then he just drops him.
>> Head hit the hit the floor.
>> How professional is he though when he
gets
>> incident is from a 1985 episode of
>> What the [ __ ] H.
So Bzer was talking [ __ ] saying it was
fake.
>> Great host, though. He pops right up and
goes commercial.
>> All right, we'll be right back.
>> Yeah, heads bleeding and everything.
>> That is crazy. Oh, wow. Look at the
blood on the back of his head.
>> You know who.
>> It's spurting out onto his jacket. Look
at that.
>> What a pro.
>> Yeah, that is
>> Chris Rock could have learned that.
>> Quite professional. He seems happy.
>> Look at Mr. T. That
>> he doesn't seem upset at all. And then
he sued.
>> Yep. But you got to be a pro,
>> but also you got to be,
>> you know,
>> that makes head look like Kennedy.
>> $400,000 settlement. Famously used the
money to buy a home in France. Jokingly
named it Chezza Hogan.
>> That's fun.
>> He bought a house in France. He lived in
France for a while and then he was a
Jew. He's had to be.
>> Sounds like got a lawsuit for that.
>> Latigious.
>> Yeah. He didn't used to pay medical
bills. He bought a house. It's like that
means that's a bonus in France.
>> It's a Jew move. And I think he was
still doing that Law and Order show and
just flying back and forth to France.
>> Met him once. It's the funniest thing
cuz I saw him in like early early like
doing those late night shows, you know,
as a kid.
>> Mhm.
>> And it was like, "Oh, that's a
comedian." And then he's done a lot of
comics have this trajectory. Do nothing
comedic.
>> Yep.
>> It's like comedic, coded, serious.
>> Well, he was a comic. He did a lot of
comedy. I saw him do standup in Boston
in the 80s.
>> Then he became like just serious. It's
just a funny guy in serious roles and
not even that funny.
>> No. And then drop standup.
>> Well, I think it's just money and ease.
>> It's so easy.
>> It's that velvet prison. They start
giving you money. You start showing up.
You service. You're eating.
>> Stand up is a blue.
>> Also, his coworker is a guy who made a
song called Cop Killer. Like, he's like,
"All right, I'm rich. I'm rich now, too.
We're both rich. Don't even worry about
who we used to be.
>> Maloney."
>> Yeah.
>> That's interesting.
>> Chris Maloney. [laughter]
>> Just kidding.
>> Yeah. Eventually they go, "I'm just not
that. I'm not 25 anymore."
>> I know, but I mean it's still like
Carlin did it till he died.
>> Was the real one.
>> Yeah. Rickles. Rickles did it till he
died. Rivers was like
anti-establishment. Never changed who he
was. And it was
>> Tell us what Bzer was beginning in the
beginning.
>> He was kind of very conspiracy theory.
He wrote a book on Elvis, Bigfoot, and
flying saucers, I think, was the book. I
read it back in the day. It's a
conspiracy theory book by Belzer.
>> Five different conspiracy books.
>> Did he really?
>> What the [ __ ] UFOs, JFKs, and Elvis.
Conspiracies you don't have to be CRAZY
TO BELIEVE.
>> WOW.
>> Dead wrong. Straight facts on the
country's most controversial cover-ups.
Hit list. An in-depth investigation to
mysterious deaths of witnesses. The JFK
assassination.
>> Wow. He's ahead of his time with that
[ __ ]
>> Yeah, he's he was an interesting guy.
>> Juvenon.
>> Very interesting guy.
>> Wow. He people loved him. He was a
respected comedian. He was a crowdwork
guy. He was like the host. He was always
the host. Crowd work for SNL FOR FIVE
YEARS. OH,
>> REALLY?
>> Crowd warm-up.
>> Back in the day, he was, you know, like
a comics comic.
>> Yeah.
>> But there was a bunch of those like like
Leno was the comics comic. Totally.
>> Back in the day.
>> When I started, they were like the
second best. They also prior, but like
the second best comic. Who is who is
that going to be? And a lot of people
were like, it was Leno. I'm like, isn't
>> that nuts?
>> Yeah.
>> What?
>> Apparently in the 70s was a [ __ ]
animal.
>> Like you get that for a reason.
>> Yeah. You get you don't just some open
micer who gets a Tonight Show.
>> Yeah, but it's that thing. The Tonight
Show was just the golden thing. Oh, he's
got the [ __ ] He's got glasses on now.
[laughter]
>> Eagles.
The 70s was like the golden era for
those kind of comics.
>> Yeah. I mean, you had Carlin was he got
I think four heart attacks from Coke.
>> Whoa. Really?
>> Something like that. Yeah.
>> Maybe Prior was four and he was three,
but they were both up there. Jesus
Christ. I didn't know Carlin had that
many heart attacks.
>> I mean, give it a go, GMO. I could be.
>> How many heart attacks did Carl He had?
Three heart attacks. Cocaine.
>> Yeah.
>> We also had a pill problem for a while.
He had to get off pills. This is like
later in his life,
>> right?
>> Like late late in his life, he was
hooked on the pills.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Carlin. Yeah. Late in his life. Deep
into his 60s and 70s. I think
>> he was the coolest of all the old
amazing guys I met. Up there for sure.
But like I had to go get him a sandwich
in the door.
>> What?
>> He did like a month at the store.
>> Shut up.
>> Yeah. Month of main room shows.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Year.
>> Uh 20
>> 2001 2002 2003.
>> Wow.
>> And I got him a green blast. I go here
go. He gave me 20 bucks. I was like,
"Oh, no, no, man. They covered it." He
goes, "I know. It's for [laughter] you."
I was like, "Oh, all right. Sorry, Mr.
Carly." Go, don't call me that.
>> He was cool. He was very unassuming. He
was hanging out in the back area by the
parking lot. He would also sit in the
back in Mitsy's chair, you know that.
And and if you did well, he stayed over
mic sometimes. But only if you did well,
he'd be like, "Good job, man."
>> Wow.
>> And then other people didn't. And he'd
be like, "Hi."
>> Yeah.
>> Wow. He zing me pretty good once. Comic.
>> I I did a he did a book signing cuz he
had all those books. And I brought like
four books to meet him at Borders on
Wall Street. And I waited in line and
all these people are going like, "I love
you in Jersey girl. I love you in Bill
and Teds." I was like, "Ah, these people
don't know comedy." So I went up and I
was like, "I love this this special.
Back in town, amazing, whatever." And he
goes, "What do you do?" I go, "I'm a
com." He goes, "Yeah, you got a real
talent for jacking around." That's what
he said.
>> Jacking around?
>> I don't even know what that means.
What's jacking around mean?
>> It seemed like he hated me. [laughter]
>> You got a real talent for jacking
around.
>> He goes, "You sound like a comic." I go,
"Oh, yeah." He goes, "Yeah, you got a
real talent for jacking around."
>> Jacking around.
>> I don't know what that means, but I I'll
take it.
>> 70s lingo.
>> Yeah. I mean, he was around in the day
when Lenny Bruce was around. Oh yeah, he
got arrested at his show.
>> Did he really?
>> He got arrested with Lenny Bruce.
>> Yeah, they were in the same cop car.
Really? That's a big story.
>> That was his hero.
>> Cara came in shoplift.
>> What?
>> Delete that, Jamie.
>> No. [laughter]
Jamie.
>> Jamie, delete that, please.
>> That was a Keep it dry.
>> Jamie, delete that, please. [laughter]
>> I didn't catch it out. We didn't even
know you were joking.
>> We all tried to sort it out like what am
I messing up?
>> What does he mean by Leave it to Israel
to bomb? [laughter]
Oh, those guys paved the [ __ ] road.
>> Mhm.
>> Tell you that.
>> Getting arrested for jokes. Forget a
heckler or some blogger.
>> What? Ruined
>> going to jail.
>> Ruined Lenny Bruce's life. Like at the
end of his life, he was just reading off
court transcripts on stage and the
people get so bummed out. They're like,
"Hey, tell some jokes."
>> Yeah. Like we're here for you to do the
thing.
>> There's video of it. I bought video back
in the day, VHS tapes of his recordings,
and one of the recordings was him on
stage in this small club like just
reading off court transcripts.
>> Oh.
>> And it was just terrible.
>> It's like guys who get canceled and
that's all they talk about,
>> right?
>> That's what happens.
>> Yeah.
>> Becomes their thing. It's so crazy. You
did an off-handed thing and then now
it's your everything.
>> You got beaten one race by a chick and
now that's your whole life
>> by a trans chick. That one, she went
nuts. That girl who lost who came in
fifth at a [ __ ] race by a trans
>> Hold on a second. That one's kind of
fair.
>> Yeah, that's a different she go. Why the
[ __ ] is this allowed?
>> Not 10 years later.
>> What are you talking about? [snorts]
>> She still made her life.
>> What are you a comic? Got beaten in a
race.
>> Not a comic.
>> He's talking about like your analogies.
Female athlete who lost to a trans
athlete.
>> She's going we should have laws about
this.
>> Which one? Oh, that's Riley Gains.
>> It's her whole [ __ ] personality now.
She didn't go to school for that. She
was on a track. One thing happened and
that she's like completely changed. Same
as when comics get cancelceled. It's
like, "Oh, it's all beautiful."
>> She actually had a good point because
not only did she not lose to that
person, the Leah guy, but tied. And then
the Leah guy got the trophy and not
>> No, no, but there's more to that.
>> No, they tied for fourth.
>> Yeah.
>> Fourth and fifth. And they go, "Hey, we
only have four trophies. We're going to
get killed if we don't give it to the
trans lady. Can we just send you one
later?"
>> Do you know how crazy that is, though?
Do you know how crazy that is? Get it.
Give it to a guy who pretended.
>> I'd be mad if that was at a [ __ ]
comedy competition that no one saw.
>> No, they'll say, "We'll send it to you
next week."
>> Well, wait. Why is the guy coming in
fourth? He should be one.
>> Yeah, for sure.
>> This guy sucks.
>> All of them lost.
>> Well, he sucked.
>> First, second, and third. And none of
these people involved came in first,
second, and third. First, second, and
third nobody cares about.
>> Fourth, and fifth is what they're
arguing about.
>> Wait, I I don't understand what your
argument is, though. Is like who cares?
is like, "Yeah, obvious."
>> No, no, no. To make it your whole life
after that is what you're saying about
cancelled comics where they they become
that thing.
>> I understand, but
>> she was going to school for not that and
now that's her job.
>> Here's what they're going to school for.
>> You're saying it changed your whole
trajectory.
>> What'd you go to school for, [ __ ]
>> English, literature, breaking down
analysis of life and stuff.
>> Are you doing well on that right now?
>> Yeah, pretty much.
>> Yeah, you're doing terrible. [laughter]
This moment right here that's failing
you.
>> No, you say these cancel comments go and
they can make that their whole life.
This chick is not doing that. She tied a
race for fourth and fifth and now that's
all she does for a living.
>> What is an example of a canceled comic
that's made it their whole life.
>> Like who what I don't want to name
anybody,
>> right?
>> But you we've just talked about that.
There's a lot of
>> I understand I understand what you're
saying.
>> Sort of.
>> Jew is on Netflix.
>> Jew's on Netflix.
>> It's on Netflix now. That is pretty cool
that Netflix bought it out on YouTube.
>> They didn't buy it. THEY'RE JUST PUTTING
IT UP.
>> [ __ ] JESUS.
It was already on YouTube.
No, I'm totally happy with it.
>> Can you keep it on YouTube as well or
you have to take it down? Hey, that's
very How many views did it have on
YouTube?
>> Millions.
>> 8 million.
>> 8 million. It should have been six.
>> That would have been great.
>> Shane at the creek is like 50.
>> That's insane.
>> Yeah. There's a Indian guy that broke
the record in a week.
>> Wow.
>> Oh, is that Indian comic put it up and I
somebody sent it to me and they're like,
he broke your record in a week.
>> Dang. 55.
>> Is it in Indian? Is it in Hindu?
>> Yeah. Is it the Canadian guy?
>> 50 languages.
>> Yeah, he's going crazy. So, there's
billions of them.
>> But how do you know with the This is a
thing with views these days, though.
There's companies that will jack your
views up.
>> Yeah, but that's
>> Sure. You got to pay for that.
>> Yeah, but you could pay for it, but you
could get millions of views that way.
>> You can see the difference in like we
always do this when we talk [ __ ] about
people who do it.
>> Engagement.
>> Yeah. They're like they're like 5
million views, 30 comments.
>> Right. What's up, bro? What's that
about? Right. Right. Right.
>> And what is a view? How much of you do
you have to watch for a view to count?
>> I think it's just a click and click off
counts as a view.
>> That's a good question.
>> The best is when you send someone uh
like an agent or something like a clip,
you know, for them to see and they go,
"We watched it. We're not happy with
it." And you look at it like, "It still
has zero views."
>> It's a private clip.
>> You definitely didn't watch it.
>> We liked it. We're not happy with it.
[laughter]
>> Or or more embarrassing when someone
sends you something like I just did.
That guy sent me something and I've
watched it 30 times. Oh, over and over.
>> And it's just me and he's going to see
all the views are just me [laughter]
going private private.
>> Oh, that's so sick.
>> I feel bad for Young Comics. Everything
is about views, shares, number,
followers. How many followers do you
have? It's not even about funny.
>> Yeah, it's not. I still think it is
though.
>> It is.
>> I think eventually the cream rises, but
managers will literally be like, "We got
to hire this guy."
>> They don't know [ __ ]
>> Well, yeah.
>> It's kind of like the industry in
general. They're like, "How much money
did your movie make?" And then if they
don't mind getting an Oscar nomination,
but that's not what they're really in it
for.
>> I just with the comics today being
worried about you got to put out click
or clips, you got to do that. It's like
sure. Yeah. It's like do it, but it's
like
>> build an act.
>> I don't know. I comedians always have
excuses for why they're not successful,
which is fine. I did the exact same
thing,
>> but they're all like, "Well, this guy,
yeah, he's only got it cuz he put all
those clips out and did all It's like I
don't I don't know.
>> Whatever works. try to be funny and
>> yeah, who gives a [ __ ] why someone's
doing well? Who gives a [ __ ] of a
YouTuber selling out a comedy club? Who
[ __ ] cares? It's about you. What are
you doing
>> exactly?
>> Just do your [ __ ]
>> And I understand. Again, by the way, I
understand.
>> I [ __ ] loved that thing that you did
where you did that documentary showing
all the leading up to Boulder, the new
thing that you did. Did you watch that?
>> Yeah, it was great. The background.
Thanks.
>> It's great. And it's a great insight as
to like the development of bits. I
really enjoy it.
>> Appreciate it. I wish you were my dad,
>> by [laughter] the way. I could be your
dad.
>> Mark, I want you to know he told me that
behind your [clears throat] back
earlier.
>> Whoa.
>> Me and him were just sitting out there.
He was like, "You see that thing?" I was
like, "Fuck no, I'm not watching Mark's
shit."
>> Yeah, it's an hour long. [laughter]
It's good. I watch.
>> It's really good.
>> What on the way to the special?
>> Yeah, I did a 10 sold out at the Dallas
Improv and the special taped like a week
or two later. So, I was just tweaking
and fine-tuning and I filmed all the
bombs and all that [ __ ]
>> It's really great.
>> Cool. is really great because it's like
him in a bodega going over the bits like
reading drinking coffee reading over his
lines and then tweaking them and
changing them.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Hour and 12 minutes.
>> Uh oh. Not the gay quote.
>> Gay. It's really good.
>> So yeah, go back.
>> The quote is relevant.
>> Struggle itself towards the heights is
enough to fill a man's heart. One must
imagine syphus.
The boulder boulder.
>> Did you do this? I didn't do that part.
>> Who did the director Pet
is a little pretentious for what this is
>> a little bit
sheath underwear.
>> Come back to Earth. Yeah.
>> Oh god. Mark, [laughter] why you have a
nice ass, you [ __ ] homo.
>> I'm clvicular.
>> Why you have [laughter] nice legs, you
[ __ ]
>> He micro fractures his butt cheeks.
>> I was deadly hung over there.
>> That's hilarious.
>> Just [ __ ] it out. But it's a great
uh it's really great for comics to see
especially young guys coming up like
what the process is like you know to see
a guy like you who's been in the game a
long time is really good. Yeah. See a
bunch of specials already see you
bombing and tweaking and showing
everybody the bits not working well and
then working really well.
>> Thanks. I appreciate it.
>> Yeah. There's this idea that
everything's magic
>> when you show them like their struggle.
They're like, "Oh, okay.
>> Just trial and error." Like I How many
times seen Louis bomb and you're like
this guy's the best ever. Why? Chris
Rock used to come to the store and the
the crowd would go nuts and he would
say, "Relax. It's not going to be that
funny."
>> Right. Right. Low.
>> He would tell them that because he was
just running material and trying to find
every possible angle and get laughs
occasionally and sometimes not and then
tweak it afterwards.
>> Yep. Yep. That's part of it. Bomb.
That's why Eddie Murphy can't come back
cuz I don't think he's willing to bomb.
>> I don't think he's willing to bomb.
>> Uh, you know, six months.
>> It's not even six months. It's years.
We've had this discussion on this
podcast. Play. Kelly. It's also it's the
velvet prison, the movies, the [ __ ]
craft service, getting picked up in a
limo.
>> It's like the grind of writing your own
material, putting it all together,
everything riding on your back. Like
that is a warriors game and some people
don't want to do that anymore.
>> It's also like you got to do a Tuesday
at the stand where there's 19 people.
>> I also understand older comics back in
the day not wanting to do it cuz movies
were so much more lucrative.
>> Oh yeah. And stand up now. Standup is 10
times more lucrative. Good point. And
it's like, dude, do standup.
>> Yeah.
>> Like just do stand. I mean,
>> a couple people back then go, I would
take a pay cut if I did a sitcom. And it
was like a couple people. And now it's
like kind of everybody.
>> Yeah.
>> You'd have to make Seinfeld money like
season 7 and beyond to go, I'll take off
the road for this guy.
>> And now there is no Seinfeld money. It
doesn't exist. Miss Pat is the only
person with a sitcom right now.
>> No. What about this guy?
>> BT.
>> Oh, that's right. But you have Tires is
different though cuz it's a single
camera. Like Tires is like a show. It's
a show. It's a great funny show. But
it's like there's a difference between
the the the thing that everybody wanted
was the live audience for camera. You do
it on NBC, CBS, you get residuals. That
was like the golden carrot that they
hung over your head.
>> Stand up. Stand up couldn't pay.
>> No, nobody did anything but clubs back
then. It was like dice clay and weird
and then afterwards it was Dane Cook.
>> We saw a billboard of a poster. His
thing's like a museum and a poster for
Evening of the Improv with him and Chris
Rock.
>> Who's that?
>> Uh David Spade.
>> Oh wow.
>> And uh I was there with Nate. And and he
goes, "Uh you did like club for this."
And he goes, "Bro, we only did clubs.
None of us ever did theaters back then.
If we were really good, you do six days
at a club." But
>> Carlin did theaters. Yeah. Legends did
theaters.
>> Dice did MSG once.
>> Yeah. Steve Martin a couple times. Oh,
Dice did MSG many times. He did Nassau
Coliseum. Dice did Dice was doing two
nights in a row actually [clears throat]
places when no one was doing it. Dice
was the original stadium act.
>> But then it was no one until Dane,
>> right?
>> Between Dice and Dane. There was nobody.
>> And now people are playing at De Mo.
They're playing the arenas.
>> Yeah, it's not that many guys.
>> I mean, it's probably at least 20
>> compared
>> arenas. Margotsi, Kevin,
>> Sebastian, Tom
>> regularly,
>> Hinchcliffe, Lou.
>> Well, hold on, fellas.
>> Let's not diminish it. [laughter]
>> No, you Sebastian. Gabriel, Gabriel.
>> Gabriel doing giant Joe Koy. Giant
places
>> Matt Matt Rfe giant places
doing arenas.
>> I met a guy I met a guy Indian kid
outside New York comedy club.
>> Indian kids will do something.
[laughter]
>> And I was like, "Oh, what are you doing
in town?" He goes, "Go doing comedy."
He's like, "Oh, it's cool, man. What are
you playing?" And he goes, "MSG,
>> that doesn't count."
>> I was like, "What?
>> Indians don't count?
>> Congratulations." [laughter]
Indians don't count. Indians count as
much as Christian movies counts in the
box office.
>> Yeah.
>> Like you'll be top 10 every time. It
doesn't removal.
>> That's hilarious. [laughter]
>> Yeah. There's pro how probably 10 10 12
you know
>> 10 to 20 arenas.
>> You see on it.
>> We're doing arena every once in a while.
>> Refe looks Matt Refe doing a lot.
>> Yeah. It's a matter of whether you want
to do arenas all the time.
>> The point is way more than no one
between Dne and Dice,
>> right? For sure. Yeah, for sure. Because
comedy is so big now.
>> Yeah. And there's a ton of guys doing
1500 seaters.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. A lot of them. Oh, Schultz, I
think, does arena. I don't know if he's
regular.
>> Oh, he does regular arenas. Yeah, he
does arenas regularly. Whenever he
wants.
>> Whenever he wants.
>> Bert.
>> Tom Bert. Yeah. Tom. Yeah, there you go.
>> Tony. There's a lot of people doing
arenas now.
>> Mostly guys from my storytelling show.
Oh,
>> which is also online behind a payw wall.
>> And these these three guys are on it.
Arena comic.
>> Nice.
>> Theater comic club almost sells out
Saturdays. [laughter]
>> Denver likable.
[laughter]
>> Yeah. Tony, Nate, who? We had a bunch.
You, Tony, Nate, Tom.
Four arena comics.
>> That's wild. The three private jets were
at that show. That's insane. And we got
paid 500 bucks.
>> I got a story. You can cut this out. You
can cut this out if you want. Cut back
in.
>> And we're back.
>> We're back. [laughter]
>> You shouldn't be mad.
>> It was It stunk.
>> I wouldn't want to do that.
>> It stunk.
>> Well, that last
>> We need a transition. We need a
transition.
>> Let's go back. That last 911.
>> Yeah.
>> What? What was that sound?
>> Go, baby. Go.
[ __ ] yeah.
>> Oh, look at the gay Ayatollah.
>> [ __ ] yeah. Freedom.
>> Freedom is the only way.
>> Stretch of hormones.
>> Iran needs to understand freedom is the
only way.
>> [ __ ] the regime.
>> We're coming back, brother.
>> We're bombing everybody, brother.
[laughter]
>> America, we need to bomb everybody. [ __ ]
healthcare. Homeless people.
>> Dude, I'll tell you, I met so many
people who [ __ ] on America when I was
traveling. It made me more
nationalistic.
>> I couldn't agree more, dude. If I go to
another country and somebody's like,
"Ah, you guys are blah blah blah." I go,
"Dude, you guys are doing nothing.
>> Me and you, we need healthare. We're
doing we're [ __ ] up. Somebody's like,
"Why don't you guys have healthcare?"
I'm like, "Why don't you shut your mouth
cuz we have stealth bombers, bitch."
>> All the Australians like, "You treat
your minorities bad." I'm like, "You
wiped yours out."
>> Yeah.
>> Yes. We have football. Blow me.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> Yeah. We have college football. We have
college points. Solid points by
everybody. Once you go to another
country, that's when you go.
>> Why don't you guys shut up?
>> Who's number two with standup comedy?
What country is number two?
>> England. England.
>> Jerves. Jimmy Carr. Those are two great.
Car is great.
>> Carr is a national international great.
Car is the best.
>> Steuart Lee
>> Carr is so good.
>> He was so good. He performed at the
mothership. He's running all these new
jokes. I was like, "This guy is a
[ __ ] dude. Great writer."
>> Just dominant and so calm.
>> So smart, man. Such a smart dude.
>> One of those bruskies. I'd like to get
involved with
>> What are you looking for this time,
>> man? Glass or can.
>> I would never waste a glass on a bong.
>> Shane Shane, [laughter] you haven't
changed at all.
>> I wish I could, brother. It's time to
change.
>> You don't want to change. I haven't
changed.
>> You have not. I don't think I have.
>> You can't go out as much.
>> You did change very little. You changed.
You changed. Yeah.
>> You changed in un unimportant ways.
You're more into hunting.
>> Well,
>> but like it's not like
>> archery. But that to me is like my way
of staying sane. You just got
>> I do a bunch of things like pool,
archery, martial arts. Those things just
keep me sane. I have to do some things
that keep me from going off the rails.
>> Yeah.
>> And staying off of Twitter.
>> Didn't you have a thing where
>> That's a big one.
>> Oh yeah. Did you have a thing where your
manager or business manager, one of them
was like, "Hey Joe, we got to when you
just started headlining, correct? I'm
wrong." We're like, "We got to have a
talk with you." And you're like, "What's
the matter?" And they're like,
>> "Buddy, we we don't want to get this out
of hand. We we know you have a gambling
addiction and we want to get you help."
And you're like, "What do you mean?"
Like, "You're blowing through money in a
way." And he goes, "No, I just love
lobster and steak."
>> Oh, I was eating steak and lobster every
night. [laughter]
My first my first development deal. My
manager thought that I had a gambling
problem cuz I was spending so much
money. And I'm like, "Bro, I'm eating
steak and lobster every night."
>> And he's like, "You're not worried at
all. You're going to run out of money?"
I'll go, "I'll make more money. We'll
figure it out." I'm like, "Once it
>> once we get in the gate?" Like, I I'm
one of those people that like if I
figured out how to get in the gate, I'm
going I'm going to keep my foot on the
gas. I'll be fine.
>> Joe, you brought so many openers with
you that we made more money than you.
[laughter]
>> We did the math once. Like, he's barely
making more than us.
>> But it was about fun.
>> It was so fun. It has to be about fun
because I did gigs with like local guys
and some of them were great. Like that's
how I got to meet Sabura, you know? I
mean, I met a bunch of guys who became
my friends that were like local guys,
but it was like one out of 10 and that
means nine times I'm in a town bored
watching TV, [ __ ] not enjoying myself
>> and them being sometimes they're mean.
>> Sometimes they they step on your
material on purpose.
>> Yeah. Sometimes they'll be like they'll
do the negging thing a woman will do
where she's like they'll like [ __ ] on
you on purpose like I don't know you
that I'm trying to be nice to you.
>> Well, there's a lot of weirdness cuz
you're the headliner and they're jealous
and they think they should be the
headliner.
>> You going to go do local material and
you're like all right.
>> Okay, buddy. [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]
>> There's a lot of
>> Hey, you should do this. Hey, let's
switch tomorrow.
>> You go on last.
>> But the gigs were always a party. We had
fun everywhere we went. We had fun.
>> Fun is key. Like I'll do fest and you
make what? $17. But you know, my
friend's like, "Ah, you make no money."
I'm like, "It's fun. It's a great
weekend."
>> We were I was trying to explain this to
guys in the [laughter]
>> one of Tony's agents was trying to pitch
this [ __ ] horrible idea. Not even
Tony's agent. [laughter]
>> Someone was trying to pitch this
horrible idea where Tony would take a
percentage of everybody's podcast that
was on Kill Tony. He was like, "No
[ __ ] way." Like and and I was like,
"That money, if you got it from them,
you wouldn't it wouldn't change the way
you feel. You would feel the same. You
wouldn't you wouldn't say, "I feel so
much better now that I have x more
dollars in the bank." But you would feel
like a piece of [ __ ] because you were
[ __ ] people over. It's you would pay
all that money back plus to not feel
that way.
>> To not feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give
it all back.
>> You would to not be a piece of [ __ ]
It's like
>> there's nothing better than helping your
buddies.
>> Nothing better.
>> It's kind of the only nice thing.
>> Shane pays Shane pays people on the road
out of spite. [snorts]
>> What do you mean? I do it.
>> Like [laughter] Lev Lev was talking dumb
[ __ ] He was so [ __ ] couldn't get out
of his own fat way. And and he goes,
"No, clubs are better than arenas.
You're crazy." And Shane's like, "You've
never done an arena." He goes, "Dude,
you know how is all Jews?" He's like, "I
know what I'm talking about." And then
Shane out of spite, he goes, "I can give
you a a lot of cash to come over for me
on the road." And and Le's like, "Arenas
are better." And I I paid my rent for
the year.
[laughter]
>> Yeah, those those shows your crowds are
great. Those shows are so fun. You do 15
to 20. You just play the hits. It's a
great time.
>> Fun is fun. Fun is fun everywhere you
go.
>> And I play Xbox with a bunch of guys
from the NHL. [laughter]
>> Crazy. I I don't think I've had a woman
in my green room. It's just 15
[laughter] dudes.
>> Have a good time. We're
>> playing Xbox.
>> You can see the guy who owns Arena is so
disappointed, too. They come in thinking
it's going to be cool cuz stand up is
cool now. And they come in, it's me,
Soder, and Shane playing some [ __ ]
video game. It just smells like body
odor. And they're just like Chicken
nuggets and the rider. [laughter]
>> So my rider's chicken tenders in a case
of beer and an Xbox.
>> Second worst [laughter] pizza in town
and bring it.
>> But that video game you play brings
everybody in. It's a great icebreaker.
>> Yeah,
>> it's the hangout afterwards. I so many
memories of us like some town and just
going to anybody in the street like is
there a place to eat around here? Like I
don't know. Does it foc like what?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, all you need is us like in a green
room sometimes. I'm like I don't even
want to go to the bar. This is the best.
It's the hang. The hang is everything.
>> Yeah. At the at the mothership, it was
like whenever it was like, "We're going
under Mitsys." I'm like, "Nah, this is a
great place here. We got liquor right
here."
>> Yeah. But Mitsy's once once it clears
out is perfect.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, once the the regular people are
out. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Once the once the crowd leaves.
>> Well, that's the cool thing about
Mitsy's. It becomes a private club after
11.
>> That's nice.
>> Always lose my voice in there, though.
>> Oh, same. Well, Tonyy's chain smoking.
>> He's chain smoking. Everybody's drinking
music playing. [laughter]
>> He's like, I'll tell you.
>> Tony needs a cigarette extender.
>> Lesson may [laughter]
genius.
>> His ability to write roast jokes is
extraordinary. It's very weird.
>> I gave him an angle yesterday on the on
the
>> Can we say
>> what
>> is he on the roast?
>> Oh, yeah. I think I just gave him an
angle. I was like, "What about this?" He
goes, "Ooh." I'm like, "Something like
this?" He goes, "Yeah, but wittier than
that." Yes. And I'm like, "Yeah, I don't
know how to write a joke." Well, as soon
as you go like they're there.
>> Yeah, they're like, "Yeah, now you do."
You're like, "Those jokes are there."
[laughter]
>> He thinks in like that kind of joke like
roast joke form. Like that's how like
he's so fat he like that's how his mind
works. [laughter]
>> It's really fun to watch. It's like I
cuz I don't that muscle is a different
muscle.
>> It's a different muscle.
>> Both your guys was good yesterday.
>> It was funny watching them do a going to
be a massive thing ahead of time for a
crowd. The crowd's like this is so cool.
>> Yeah. Well, it's cool cuz they get to
see it worked out and they're going to
get to see it live. The jokes
>> and you get to see people go on that
one.
>> I'm very happy with the jokes
>> and you're going out cold, right? You
got to open it.
>> Yeah, that's tough.
>> I'm worried about uh I don't think I'm a
good host
>> as far as the Hey everybody, we're on
live on Netflix. Welcome to the I don't
think I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm going to go all right, [ __ ] that. Uh
>> just be my joke.
>> It don't matter once you start talking
it's all good,
>> dude. There's a video I saw Wayan
Jennings Jr. I think it was him and
they're doing a like a roast like a
barbecue and they're like we're here
waiting for him to show up and he's been
barbecuing into this thing for the last
you know 14 hours and then they they
come in some lady's like interviewing
like so we're ready for your roast goes
oh that's not mine [laughter] he was
like no she was like what do you mean go
no that's a TV thing [laughter] like
what goes no mine would be on the ground
and we'd have like moonshine and she
goes for the base thing no for fun while
we're waiting for the meat to come out
>> just like ruin the TV version of it like
no That's a lie.
>> Yeah, I got kicked off of Last Comic
Standing for that cuz they they they put
you in a room and they're like, they
want you to have drama. They're like,
"What do you think? Who are you going to
beat?" And I'm like, "I'm probably going
to lose." And they're like, "No, no, no.
You got to like talk shit." I'm like,
"Oh, they don't want me on here. I'm
going to bomb." And they're like, "What
are you doing? You're ruining the show."
>> They want you to be like, "Fuck that
guy. I'm going to take him down."
>> Just say, "Hey guys." Well, anyway, we
know what this I don't know how you
would do it. That's a tough part. That's
a hard part.
>> I'll do it. There's just a couple jokes
that I'm like, I know they're funny, but
it's like, man, that's going to be tough
to tell publicly.
>> You You [laughter] had a couple jokes in
there that were like, you can hear the
reaction of like laughter or like, oh,
>> and that's a [ __ ] mothership crowd.
>> Yeah, exactly. [laughter]
>> A bunch of people that are like, I paid
good money to see somebody be racist
tonight.
>> And they're like, [laughter] bro, calm
down.
>> It's hilarious.
>> The black jokes go hard.
>> The black jokes go hard. They do. But
hey, you know, it's a rose. This is this
is what we this is what we want to see.
>> I know, but I got to go [ __ ] first.
That's true.
>> Yeah, the MCing is tough because you
haven't MCed in forever.
>> But is is Kevin Hart going to be there?
>> MCing. I've never done anything. But
like when he's when he's out%
he has to be there.
>> If he's laughing, you're golden.
>> He'll laugh. Oh, he'll laugh at
everything.
>> Yeah. So the black jokes with the black
guy laughing, you're you're good to go.
>> Yeah. I'm not It's more the
>> internet.
>> How you guys doing?
>> The crowd.
>> Oh,
>> cuz it's in LA. I am going to be it's
going to be live and I'm going to say
some pretty offensive things and then
I'm going to have to stay in the pocket
of being like I know the people at home
like this.
>> Yes.
>> But now an entire room of famous people
don't like me.
>> Dude, they're going to kill.
>> On paper it sounds easy.
>> I get it. I get it,
>> bro. I know people in the WNBA like
people that work in like management and
the and the and the players
>> and I was going to war over your SP
thing.
>> Yeah. What were they saying?
>> They were not happy with it at all.
Well, they seem like not happy with it.
>> They seem like a grumpy bunch anyway.
[laughter]
>> Not happy with They go, "You got to know
you're playing for it." And I was like,
"Right to me at home watching." Yeah.
And they go, "That's not. We're the
audience." I'm like, "No, you're in the
in the room. We're all at home
laughing." And we thought it was
hilarious.
>> Like, she didn't even know this lady's
name. It was like,
>> "Well, that's the point of the day."
>> But the the ESP was a good training
ground.
>> Is great. I was nervous and awkward on
that.
>> No, but it got 10 million views or
whatever. Anyway, it's for the internet.
America.
[ __ ] yeah.
The [ __ ] day.
>> What night is the roast? Just so
>> Sunday.
>> Uh, Sunday.
>> Oh, [ __ ] I want
>> I'm going.
>> Damn.
>> Where you at? The first one?
>> I'm getting there Tuesday.
>> Oh, no. Next.
>> Why don't you go there early?
>> What do you get?
>> I get there Sunday and then
>> it's the 10th.
>> It's the next Sunday.
>> Oh, okay. Okay. All right.
>> I think I have a gig.
>> Me and Lewis got matching Legion of
Skanks outfits.
>> Oh. Oh, you're on the team now. You're
you're a member of the gangst
with with Jay.
>> Does this stop you from moving to UK?
>> Unfortunately, it does.
>> Good. Thank God. [ __ ] those lines.
>> Not even unfortunately. This is a
massive opportunity for me creatively.
I've This is like a dream. I've been
gone for the [ __ ] Mossad plant to got
out of there.
>> The MSAD [laughter] couple.
>> So, I was like, oo,
>> yeah, maybe I'll stab.
>> Yeah, it'll be fun.
>> Yeah, you have to. [ __ ] going to
England. They were going to stab you
anyway.
>> You left enough. [laughter]
That's true. They'll stab you. They do
get stabby overab.
>> Getting stabbed would [ __ ] blow dick.
>> Suck. You're right there with the guy,
too. At least a gunshot.
>> Gunshot could be like, "Where did it
even come from?"
>> Some distance like, "I know.
>> It's you. I hate you." [laughter]
>> Right.
>> Yeah. Anyway,
>> you're better off.
>> Yeah, you're better off. I think it's
good. It's divine.
>> Well, nothing's better off than skanks.
>> Yeah.
>> There you go. It's What is it? 15 years
running.
>> Yeah. This is perfect for you, Ari.
>> It's the It's my show.
>> England's not perfect for you.
>> Vice president.
>> Although, it's weird seeing you tied
down to something.
>> Yeah, [clears throat] it is.
>> I've never seen you.
[laughter]
>> Well, you got to do it once a week.
>> When Shane and I ran for president and
vice president, we'll get into another
episode, but it was the log line was
until one of us betrays the other. Until
[laughter] one of us double crosses the
other one. [gasps]
>> We didn't.
>> We didn't. Only because you found out
Lewis was going to [ __ ] with me and you
double crossed him.
>> Yes,
>> dude. That was nice.
>> Of course. I would never do I'm not
going to let my present go down like
that. I'm JD Vance, bro. [laughter]
>> I'm Vance.
>> Underrated something that happened in co
is Shane. Uh, we're like we're making a
[laughter]
>> I you guys were making the biggest
mistake comedically.
>> I was so mad. There was a video going
around of of all these stars singing
some like Beatles song. Imagine. Yeah.
Imagine there's no heaven.
>> So Louis's idea was like, let's do
something making fun of it. We'll all
sing a song with the sickness. down with
the sickness and we'll make a video. And
I was like, "Oh, I'll I'll edit it."
>> So, we just got to sing,
>> but I need every single one of you to
sing the full song
>> and I can choose
>> and then I'll pick and then I just have
a full video of every single one of
these dumb asses singing that [laughter]
song. And I was like, first off, the
idea was not funny. That is gay. I will
not.
>> I was doing it as a favor to Lewis. I
was like, if you think this is good, and
then Shane Shane called me goes, how how
bad will your retaliation be if I
release your video?
>> [laughter]
>> I was like, "Dude, I didn't put anyone's
videos." I was like, "Bro,
>> you have right now. Send it to
>> J comedian. You should do it. I will
scorch the earth to get back.
>> Send to Jamie right now."
>> Do you have it categorized?
>> I was. And I kept trying to like like
[snorts] it was hard to make sure they
did it seriously. So, I was like, "No,
like don't [ __ ] around. It would be
funnier if you guys are like really
singing as the best you can." You [ __ ]
around in yours.
>> I did. Oh, thank God. But I mean it's
still a horrific and embarrassing video.
>> That whole thing was karaoke.
>> Imagine there's no heaven while granny
just died of co.
>> Also, it's like this is this is like
it's a war song.
>> Yeah.
>> It's a war and religion song.
>> Yeah.
>> What are we doing?
>> Very that was a very strange time where
people just got into smelling their own
farts.
>> Well, the co hit and actors had no juice
anymore. They were like, "Oh, we got to
stand out.
>> Please don't." Oh my god. The real one,
the one that I imagine video.
>> I can't watch this.
>> Throwing it up for you guys to see.
>> Actors really made themselves worthless.
>> Yeah, I can't.
>> Okay, we can't sing it.
>> The Beatles are probably
>> Sarah Silverman being all serious.
>> She's like, "What stars are in this?
I'll do it."
>> Oh, she was being joked.
>> I don't know who that is.
>> Who is that?
>> Timothy Shalomé.
>> What's wrong with his teeth?
>> Oh, Fallon. Oh, Fallon.
>> He's an opener now.
[laughter]
>> You can kind of hear it. Oh, [ __ ]
insane.
>> This is worse than being like Epste.
>> Get an iPhone clamp.
>> God, actors.
>> So [ __ ] weird.
>> Well, they're not as important as they
used to be. So they're like, "Oh, this
will be about they were like, I'm not
getting attention. Let's just do it
ourselves." And you're like, "You guys
can't do this."
>> The worst was the black and white one
when they're like, "I am ashamed of my
whiteness."
>> Yeah.
>> That wasn't even a song. That was just
them talking.
>> The blackm
BLM Brian. There's so many good ones.
>> You do.
>> It's so good. Da da da. I gota going.
[laughter]
>> Send that to Jamie right now. Send that
to Jamie right now.
>> D. Roa will get sincere.
>> D. Roa gets sincere. Especially when
he's drunk. Dude, you're such a good
friend. I'm like, "Shut up, cat.
>> You're [laughter] adopted. Shut up.
>> Shut up. I would never be friends with
an adopted guy.
>> You Egyptian weirdo."
>> Everybody was like trying to be silly,
but the bit sucked so bad.
>> I was so happy when you guys were doing
I was at Stan Hopes when this was going
on. Oh my god. I didn't get the drunken
like you guys suck.
>> You [laughter] killed us.
>> Me and Stan over hammered.
>> You killed how much these dudes suck.
>> That [ __ ] blew, dude. I can't believe
you guys did that.
>> How much you got left in there?
>> It's such a weird thing where people
decide to do things to make themselves
look like they care.
>> Look like they care. That's the thing
about Hollywood. They want to look like
they care
>> and it's so [ __ ] transparent. That's
always a bummer you get that text like,
"Hey, can you make a video for this?"
I'm like, "Ah, it's going to ruin my
whole day because you like have to think
about it and spend time on it.
>> It's a nightmare."
>> Change your number.
>> Yeah. Like, can you help me with this?
>> You get You get one or two of those.
Change your number.
>> There we go. Jojo Rabbit.
>> Music, please.
>> Oh, it's going to be cold. [music]
>> Woo! He's back, baby.
>> I
mushroom. Yeah. Congrats. Congrats on
the Ivy game, bro. That's sick,
>> dude. That is such a win. That is such a
gigantic win.
>> They're going to reschedule the
psychedelics and have them available to
people.
>> But what's interesting is that all this
was done during the Nixon administration
to squash the civil rights movement,
>> civil rights movement, and the anti-war
movement.
>> Black people don't even like mushrooms.
>> And that was also one of the things that
I got to say.
>> Yeah, this is one of the things that I
got to say during the whole Trump thing.
>> You said black people don't like
>> I said, no, I didn't say that.
>> Okay. [laughter]
Black people don't like modern. I said
they love certain foods, but you can't
bring them up. I uh I said the these
things weren't made illegal. It was like
because it was all live. They couldn't
stop me from saying it. And Trump just
let me talk. So I said, "These aren't
illegal because they're harmful. They're
illegal because of the sweeping um
controlled substances act of the 1970s
and the Richard Nixon administration to
target the civil rights movement and the
anti-war movement.
>> That's why they made them illegal.
They're not illegal because they're
harmful. And the idea that they were
schedule one for all these years when so
many people are using them to quit
smoking, to quit drinking, to quit
drugs, to get their life together, to
like relax before they're dying. Like so
many people that are like filled with
anxiety cuz they're dying of cancer.
They take mushrooms and they're like, I
think I'm going to be okay.
>> Can you get [ __ ] up on Ibaane?
>> No, it's not recreational at all.
>> Oh, really? It's bad.
>> It's a bad experience.
>> What?
>> Yeah. It's not like a fun time,
>> but it's it's neurogenerative. like it
it helps people that have like Rick
Perry the the governor he had some sort
of like natural atrophy of his brain
that happens when you get older
>> within 6 weeks or so after doing it 25%
of the atrophy was gone 6 months later
100% of it was gone
>> what it's nuts it's it's very positive
but a bad feeling when you're doing it
>> who is this Perry Rick Perry the former
governor of Texas Republican governor
who is a staunch anti-drug guy his whole
life. And then he talked to all these
veterans that were using it to get off
of whatever opiates that they were on.
>> Let me try it in secret. Let me try it
in secret.
>> I don't know if it was, let me try it in
secret cuz he was open about talking
about it. And and he did it and he said
it changed his life, too. And he says,
"This is my life now. I'm dedicated to
trying to make this stuff legal."
>> So, it's kind of like Ozic. It makes you
stop doing stuff.
>> Well, Ompic is weird because it does
make you stop doing addictive things,
too. It does,
>> but it cuts down your sex drive, too. It
cuts down love. Like, you don't get
excited about stuff. Yeah. People are
saying it keeps you from being
passionate about it.
>> Cuts down love.
>> It's just weird when you see, we were
talking about that lady, some of these
hot actresses that are doing it and they
don't need to do it. Drink it.
>> Be fat and horny.
>> Fat and horny. Yeah,
>> that's a good radio team. Fat and horny
in the morning. It's also girls don't
realize like a little bit of fat on them
is hot.
>> Yeah. Little jiggle. When girls are like
10 lb overweight, it's like when they
think they're overweight, you're like,
"Yeah."
>> Especially if they're confident with it.
Just gives them curves, makes sexy.
>> When you when they lose all that weight
and get that ompic face, it's like,
"What are you doing?"
>> Pull up Olivia Wild. You see her? She
looks like before you got here.
>> Oh man. [laughter]
>> Pull up her and a lemur. It's dead. The
eyes. It's dead on.
>> Who's Olivia Wild? She's a really
beautiful actress.
>> She's so fat at all, man. But she's been
>> Look how hot.
>> Gorgeous.
>> But now look at the most recent video of
her where Yeah. Look at that.
>> Now pull up a ringtail lemur if you can
find one.
>> I know exactly what a lemur looks like,
bro.
>> It's a cute little little nugget.
[snorts]
>> LOOK AT THAT. SAME EYES. [laughter]
>> SAME EYES.
>> WAIT, what happened to her? Did she just
hit the wall? No, there's no way. She
just hit the wall. She's She's still
fairly young.
>> How old is she?
>> And she was really hot. She was on a
some 42. She's
>> She was in house in 2007. She's older.
She's 20 years older than she was on
House.
>> Yeah, but dude, recently she looked
really hot.
>> Also, she's gorgeous.
>> Gorgeous.
>> No, I don't think it's the wall, dude.
>> Her real name is Cockburn. That's funny.
>> Okay, but does anybody know if she's
taken that stuff?
>> No, I don't think so.
>> That's not even Obzimpic. That's the
eyes. That's a different thing. Look at
the giant eyeballs.
>> We She might feel bad doing this.
>> I don't want to the lady epic.
>> It's still
I think it's a little bit of it is just
like just women have this thing where
they think they're supposed to be
skinny.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, 42.
>> Well, they are.
>> Yeah, but dude, 42. Look at look at
[ __ ] what's her name? Jennifer Lopez.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Look at Outliers.
>> She's hot as [ __ ] That's a Puerto
Rican. Yeah. Look at LeBron, but
everybody else it goes out at 38.
>> Could you hand me one of those bruskies?
>> Absolutely, buddy. What are you
[laughter] looking for?
>> A bottle.
>> Hey, bottle rust.
>> This is sad that so many of these women
think that they have to be way.
I think it's just a bad picture. Bad
night or night.
>> I thought that was a great picture.
>> She's still beautiful. And she doesn't
even look remotely overweight.
>> Dude, Seth Rogan looks like a troll next
to her.
>> That's from two weeks ago. [snorts]
>> Two weeks. What?
>> Oh, no. That's just
>> fine. That was what
>> she might have been bad video.
>> Let's leave her alone. Leave her alone.
Leave her alone lady. Yeah, I was wrong.
You didn't hit the wall at all. A lot of
[ __ ]
>> You know what I like is uh the big fat
guys that need the ompic.
>> Need it.
>> Yeah.
>> I like that,
>> my friend. He's on the fat pill.
>> Some of them defeat it.
>> Yeah, I know a guy. We know a guy fully.
I didn't want to say plowed right
through.
>> How [laughter] did he do that? He just
keeps eating.
>> He has habits, dude. When we were doing
the 999,
>> he he three hot dogs in. We had nine hot
dogs, nine beers, and nine innings. And
by the way, pitch clock, so it's way
harder than when it was invented.
>> Although we did get there early. We got
there. Okconor had seven hot dogs before
the national anthem.
>> Conor Conor [laughter]
Okconor like what's your strategy? I'm
going to just chug these hot dogs. Chug
hot dogs. Passed out till the sixth.
[laughter]
Woke up. You didn't wake him up in the
night to be like, dude, you're too late.
You got to get it.
>> He got it. He was like, [laughter]
>> I'm a champion.
>> It's the bread. The salt gets you.
>> It's disgusting.
>> Yeah, but H Foley, three hot dogs in,
you look over, he's eating a cheese
steak.
>> He's getting other grare
[ __ ] how full I am. If you put a
cheese steak in front of me, I'm eating
that [ __ ]
>> It's like
>> There's a new place in Austin. There's a
food truck that Tony turned me on to
that has cheese steaks. Air just had
one. What is that place, Jamie? Do you
know the place?
>> Do you know what it is, Jamie?
>> Don't say it. We'll never get in again.
>> What's that?
>> No, not at all.
>> I think I think I saw it on uh on
Seamless. I almost got it all day. So
legit.
>> Is it on Sixth Street? Cuz the food
sucks over there.
>> This food sucks on Six. You got to go.
>> Yeah, it's a weird spot because it used
to be the Dirty Six. It was all just
like drunk people food. It didn't have
to be good.
>> Still, it's getting worse, dude.
>> But
>> you got Black Rabbit. That's it. But
there's a fog to chow a block away.
>> I think it might be R&B.
>> There's a Fogo de Chow block away from
the club.
>> Where?
>> It's It's down the street.
>> It's R&B.
>> It's on like second or third. I've never
seen Fogo. It's on Congress. So, it's
two blocks away.
>> Yeah. But it's not 36. It's way off.
>> Right. Right. But but it's it's not far.
I get what you're saying. It's still
downtown.
>> These are the guys. These are the guys.
>> I'm going there tonight. So, uh what is
it? What's the name of it?
>> R&B. R&B.
>> R&B Steak and Fries. Bro, I'm telling
you, their [ __ ] cheese steaks are so
legit. These guys brought them to the
the club and I was like and Tonyy's
like, "Dude, you got to try this." I was
like, "I'm not I'm not really hungry,
but let me I start one bite and I
scarfed it. I scarfed it."
>> Oh, they got the [ __ ] sauteed onions.
>> Oh, it's so good, dude. It's so good.
These guys are so And they're cool,
dudes.
>> Very, very, very legit.
>> Wait, go back up. I want to see his
nickname.
>> Boo.
>> Boo. [laughter]
>> Black guys rule.
Boo Bradley.
>> Man, it's almost time for Jeremiah Love
highlights.
>> Easy.
>> It's almost time, dude.
>> Jeremiah Love.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Who that is?
>> I love that you're asking who that is.
>> What are we talking about here?
>> Is that politics?
>> No.
>> No. Football running back.
>> Jeremiah Love sounds like a football
player.
>> Yeah, it does.
>> He certainly is.
>> Yeah.
>> If he was a fighter, he'd probably quit
in the third round.
>> I don't know if a guy with that name
>> if he had autism or I think he does.
He's got at least OCD, but they they did
a nice docu like a before the game they
always like college game day always runs
like a a heartwarming story, but he had
like autism as a kid and they were like
we don't know what to do. And then we
got him in football and he was just a
[ __ ] animal. [laughter]
>> Oh wow.
>> He's just
so fast.
>> Wow. Look at him go.
>> Wow.
>> Look at looking at his own sideline.
>> Dude, autism is a superpower.
>> Well, you just got to channel it.
>> Tell me about it. You're going to like
this one. Norman talk speak on it.
>> Find a piano or comedy. I can speak
about Neanderl jeans. You can speak
about autism.
>> These guys are tackling wrong.
>> Look at him go, dude. Wow.
>> Trying to catch a guy.
>> You see him jumping over people.
>> These guys are tackling wrong. He's like
the correspondent shooter. Hey Jamie,
who is that guy that they just signed
from Africa? He's a 21-year-old guy
who's never played football before.
>> Philly did.
>> Yeah, he's with the Eagles. Football
[laughter] Football does that where
you're like, "As long as you got As long
as you got the skills, we got you."
>> That was a nice rolling for a second.
Look at that.
>> What a wiggle.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> All they got to do to tackle him is look
him directly in the eyes.
>> No.
>> Why?
>> Cuz autism hates that [ __ ] Don't you
ever shut the [ __ ] up. You look an
autistic guy in the eyes, please.
>> They don't look at you back though. It's
not going to work if he doesn't look at
you back.
>> He's just dodging. Do
>> you hate hugs? [laughter]
>> He's dodging a hug.
>> Hate a hug,
>> bro. HE GET AWAY FROM [screaming] GET
HIM. Get him. Get him. Take him down.
>> Right in the lips. He got tongue there
for the listeners.
>> Assault, brother. [laughter]
>> You should sue Joe.
>> His whole body was vibrating when I was
hugging him.
>> Good [laughter] lord. I mean,
>> that's how sick is touching,
>> bro. I love a great show. Show Joe him
jumping over some people.
>> Hey, what are you boys doing next
weekend?
>> Oh, I think I got a gig. What do you got
to next week is a roast?
>> Next Saturday. Next Saturday.
>> Oh yeah. At Netflix TD Garden
>> in Boston. Damn.
>> What are you doing?
>> UFC. The UFC in New Jersey.
>> Sean Strickland. Hamza Chamayv.
>> Bro, they they're not even going to have
a face off.
>> They're worried about putting them close
to each other cuz Shawn has talked so
much [ __ ]
>> He's a wild dude.
>> He's a wild dude. And that [ __ ] talking
that he does, it's emotional warfare cuz
like you'll think about the [ __ ] He
calls him a goat [ __ ] He's like he he
won't stop talking [ __ ]
>> No filter.
>> Sean Strickland said that he said if
those three goat [ __ ] he comes up to me
with three of his goats goats.
>> He said he Sean was like I'll shoot
them. I'll pull out my gun. I'll shoot
all three of them. And he's going like
this. Boom boom boom. Jesus.
>> He's talking so much [ __ ] But that it's
emotional warfare. It's like what Connor
used to do. What Connor did with Jose
Aldo. He had him so [ __ ] up before
that fight and he was just like so emo
because Aldo was a legend. Nobody talked
[ __ ] about him. Everybody was terrified
of him. And Connor was just constantly
talking [ __ ] about him. Stole his belt
at a press conference and like was
holding [laughter] it up. And by the
time the fight happened, Aldo was just
so worked up and Connor was just like
super relaxed and smiling. That's how
Roberto Duran beat Robinson because he
called his wife a horror.
>> Who's Robinson?
>> Sugar. Noonard. No, Leonard. Leonard.
Sorry, wrong. Dare you. It was he talked
Sugar Ray into fighting his kind of
fight. He literally like Do you think
Strickland can do that?
>> No.
>> Strickland is a
>> He's good, but he's not.
Strickland is one of the best fighters
on planet Earth. Make no mistake about
it. So is Hamza. But Strickland is also
a legitimate world champion. He's a guy
who's accustomed to five rounders. He's
got phenomenal cardio. He's one of the
hardest guys to hit in the sport.
>> But can he
>> 100% he has underrated grappling? Listen
to me as an expert. He's allegedly he's
one of the best take down. He's got some
of the best takedown defense in the
game. Underrated grappling. Strickland
has a legit chance.
>> Can I Can I just say this as someone
who's heard you talk about this kind of
stuff for many, many years. You give it
up more for the person you think is not
gonna win.
>> Oh, interesting.
>> Because you didn't say about Hamza in
this. You just said
>> No, no. I will tell you a lot about it's
obvious. So, you go, but don't count out
the underdog.
>> No, I'll say that eventually if you give
me a chance, you [ __ ] blabber out.
>> You stopped talking. [laughter]
>> Jesus, you stopped. You already made
your point. No, Tom's 100% can win. He
looked he dominated Drekus Dupacy like
he didn't even belong in there with him
and Drius was the world champion and
Drius had beaten Stron Sean Strickland
but the last time he beat Strickland in
the second fight Strickland they made
him fight he had a shoulder injury like
Strickland's a wild boy and he crashed
his dirt bike and [ __ ] his shoulder up
they oh he's an Strickland's an animal
and they allowed him I mean they forced
him I should say to fight
>> plus 340 damn
>> listen man I'm telling
He can win. Not only did he beat Adagna,
but the guy does not get tired.
Strickland has some of the best [ __ ]
cardio in the sport. He's one of the
hardest guys to hit. He's very clever
with his boxing. He's got one of the
best jabs in the sport. Strickland can
win this fight.
>> It's not saying he's going to win.
Hamzad is the best grappler at 185,
period.
>> If he gets him on the ground
>> and Hamzot can [ __ ] strike, too. It's
not just a grappler. He's an animal.
>> Well, I mean, that's what I mean with
the [ __ ] talk. He's maybe he's trying to
talk him into standing,
>> right? Or talk him into a war or talk
him into hitting the gas. Full clip
trying to take Aljine Sterling Aljine
Sterling did a video about this and
Aljine said, "Here's the thing. If
Hamzot tries to just run him over, tries
to just take him down, run him over,
submit him, and can't do it, then that's
a problem because then he gasses himself
out in the first round. This is a five
round fight. Strickland is notoriously
durable, notoriously in incredible
shape, and he's calm. He knows how to
fight in wars. Like he's he's like
accustomed to that, you know? He had a
very abusive childhood. He doesn't like
bullies. Like Strickland's he's a tough
nut, dude. Oh, yeah. In my mind, this is
like I would give Hans on fire me up.
>> Yeah, dude. This is a great fight, dude.
>> Have you heard his trans rant? This is
one Strickland is the best at [ __ ]
just talking wild [ __ ] at press
conferences.
>> He's a wild fellow. He was on the
podcast, too. He's fun, man. He's fun.
>> He gets so angry and worked up about
[ __ ] but he's [ __ ] fun.
>> You know what's fun?
>> Like now back. Fun whites.
>> Fun whites are coming back. Oh, he's one
of the funnest whites ever.
>> I I blame Ched Hanks. He brought it. He
broke it open.
>> Chad Hanks.
>> Yeah. White boy summer. The whites.
>> He's got a new accent. He broke that
accent. What's his new one?
>> I don't know. He dropped his old one. He
was like, "I'm done with that fakeness.
I got a new fakess."
>> Can you imagine it was Tom Hanks as your
dad?
>> That's wild.
>> You got that shadow.
>> Colin and Chad, they couldn't be more
opposite.
>> Collins's other son. You've seen he's in
a ton of movies.
>> Less of a phony.
>> Well, he's more straight laced.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh, Shia Labou, he's getting drunk,
going to jail, coming back out. Is Shia
Le famous?
>> No, I'm just saying looks just like Tom.
>> He's in a ton of movies.
>> God, he looks just like Tom. That's
crazy. He could be Forest Gump, too.
>> Good actor.
>> He looks more Forest Gumpy than Forest
Gump.
>> He looks more Philadelphia.
>> What is this? What? Chad is singing. Oh,
he's singing now.
>> He's doing country music.
>> Oh boy.
>> Oh god. He can't.
>> I thought he was a rapper.
>> He was, but country's big now.
>> He's just swinging at every goes
wherever is popular. [snorts]
>> Renaissance.
He doesn't suck. That guy sucks. Kind of
jacked by
Ted Higs Jamaican accents.
>> Could you imagine what it's like having
Tom Hanks as a dad and trying to find
your own identity?
>> I'm sure it's tough if your father was a
molester, but it doesn't she's
molestation. [screaming]
>> Come on. You're talking about [ __ ]
>> J time stamp. How [laughter] dare you
>> talking about Woody here.
>> Jesus,
>> he was [laughter] he was good. He was
good in Atlanta and that's about it.
>> Atlanta. Atlanta. Philadelphia.
>> Did an episode of Atlanta. He was good.
>> Oh, which which one? Oh,
>> Chad.
>> Chad rules. He was also great in uh
Curb.
>> Yes.
>> Played the soldier.
>> That's right.
>> I didn't see that one.
>> You want to talk great athletes? What
about the uh ampute cornhole guy?
>> What?
>> What? Where'd that come from?
>> You haven't seen this guy.
>> What kind of a [ __ ] transition was
that?
>> I know it. We're talking about athletes.
The guy got in trouble for shooting
someone.
>> He's got no arms, no legs
on the window with his legs.
>> He shot a guy.
>> Did he really shoot somebody
>> with a nub?
>> 100% he shot him.
>> What's cornhole? I thought he's playing
cornhole.
>> What does he have to do? Does he have to
attach like a stick to the nub so he
could pull the trigger?
>> He's got a little tiny thumb right on
the stump
>> and he could trigger
>> and he pulled a trigger and killed a
guy.
>> Whoa.
>> Yeah.
>> Why did he kill the guy?
>> I think he [ __ ] his stump. I don't
know what happened. Actually, [laughter]
I remember reading the story.
>> Son of a [ __ ]
>> He was driving the car, too. There was
three other GUYS IN THE CAR AND he's the
one driving it.
>> What an alpha.
>> Drove the car.
>> Wow.
>> This guy's a badass.
>> Was it down a straight road?
>> And he was a professional cornhole
player.
>> He was number one cornhole.
>> No. Was he a bag?
>> Here's a video of him [laughter] again.
There's a video of him CLIMBING A
LADDER.
>> CLIMBING A LADDER.
>> YEAH, I'LL show you that after this.
>> He's getting passed around in prison
like a cornhole bag.
>> Juan on suspicion of shooting and
killing a pastor in his car during an
argument.
>> Look at this badass.
>> Oh, he can shoot guns. Shoot. Well,
>> you got to hand it to him.
>> Well,
>> okay. [snorts] Maybe if you
>> leg to stand on there, Mark.
>> Less [laughter] limbs, less movement.
>> Less less limbs. It's not this endless.
>> It's more stable.
>> I went out on a limb.
>> Oh, you son of a [ __ ]
>> There's his cornhole strategy.
>> He's unbelievable.
>> He's really good.
>> Look at this. HE'S JUST SINKING THEM.
>> CRAZY.
>> BAGS.
>> And now he's in jail. Poor guy. He could
have been a hero of our generation.
>> Um, so did he
>> kill the guy for a reason? Sure.
>> Lost his limbs, bacterial infection at
10 years old, demonstrating shooting.
So, what is the story?
>> Accused of shooting a guy during a
driving argument.
>> He he wanted the two guys in the car to
help him get rid of the body. They
refused. And then he dropped them
[laughter] out of the car. Went and
dropped the body somewhere. Someone
found the body and then they came after.
>> [ __ ] That'd be tough to dig a hole.
>> Bro, the way I think he died
astonishing.
>> Ari leaves like a ghost in the night.
>> Well, he's old. They got a piss every 10
minutes.
>> More than him.
>> He drinks prune juice. [laughter]
>> Goes right through you.
>> So, uh, so is an argument. He just shot
the guy. It would, you think it would
take so long for him to pull out the
gun, you would just smack it out of his
stub.
>> You'd think, but I think when that guy
comes up to you, you're like, what are
you going to do? You're not scared. So,
the guy's got all the time in the world.
>> I see a gun. I'd be so scared if I saw
that guy.
>> Climb a hunting blind with a rifle on
his back.
>> Look at this psycho.
>> Oh, wow. God, he's like a slug. Very
capable.
>> Toe jam. Tow jam and Earl. Toe jam and
[laughter] Earl.
>> What a pull.
>> Wow. I mean, you got to hand the guy for
just being independent.
>> Yeah. I mean, we're being mean to him. I
want to make sure he's a murderer before
I make fun of him for being
>> Maybe the guy in the back seat was a
real disabled.
>> He's definitely a murderer.
>> He's in jail.
>> I wonder he's in jail right now.
>> You better believe it.
>> Huh? Found a nearby yard.
>> That's who you want as your bunk mate.
He's not ready.
>> Dead at the scene. He was tracked to
Virginia hospital and arrested set to be
he was in a hospital. Why was he in a
hospital?
>> Maryland.
>> Well, did they get in a fight?
>> Yeah. Witnesses said they got
>> so rarely in the news.
>> So the guy punched him and he had to go
to the hospital.
>> So he was he was tracked to a hospital.
So the guy who he shot was the guy
punching him.
>> Sounds about right. You know what I'm
saying?
>> If you're punching a guy with no arms
and no legs, he's got to do something to
fight back.
>> Shoot you.
>> But that's what's weird. It's like it
says that
>> he looks so happy. But it say if it says
he went to a hospital, like why did he
have to go to a hospital? [laughter]
>> Mad ride.
>> Mad rifle.
>> That's what they say.
>> Riding high in April.
>> Yeah. It says officer tracked him in the
hospital. That's all it says.
>> Yeah, but why was he in the hospital?
So, did they get in a fist fight and he
pulled the gun
beating his ass?
>> [ __ ] Let's get him to a hospital.
>> Probably fine. They were like, "Holy
[ __ ] take him to an ER."
>> But it's a weird situation. If he was at
a hospital, like, why was he at a
hospital?
>> Yeah.
We don't know the whole story.
>> I don't know.
>> Anyway, he can the part I read.
>> He plays a mean cornhole. Ask
>> them to pull the car out of the or pull
the body out of the car. They said no.
They got out of the car instead and he
drove off with the body still in the
car.
>> Oh boy.
>> How's he going to get him out of the
car? He's got no arms. Damn. Is that
Bieber in the middle?
>> It's Bieber.
>> Oh, I thought it was the same crime. I
was like, wait.
>> Celebrity. What did Bieber get arrested
for?
>> By the way, go back up. Look how dashing
Bieber is in his mug shot.
>> Did Bieber get arrested for looking
cute? Perfectly straight teeth.
>> Lowan's not bad either.
>> Lowan's not bad there.
>> Rules, dude.
>> Lowan's hot again.
>> I co-starred in a movie.
>> She's back.
>> Oh, good. Low.
>> You co-starred in a movie with Lohan.
>> Yeah. Worst movie of all time.
>> Who was that?
>> Inappropriate comedy star directed by
the Shamwell guy.
>> Low. You're in that
>> Lohan. We had an Academy Award winner.
ADRIEN BRODY.
>> WHAT?
>> Adrien Brody. The pianist.
>> Uh, who's the chick who got drunk
driving? Who was in the Avatar? Boom.
That one at the end. Rodriguez.
>> What?
>> Oh, I don't know. She got a DUI.
>> Rob Schneider's in that.
>> Oh, but everybody.
>> Who's the middle lady with the
>> Is that really the worst movie ever?
>> It's on It was on Rotten Tomatoes as the
worst movie of all time. And for a while
it had zero.
>> How did Adrian Brody get roped into
that?
>> How? Yeah. What happened to him? Did he
get roped into that?
>> He was on a downturn of his career. He
came back. He was on a down swing.
>> You know what's crazy about Brody? He's
banging Harvey.
>> Wait, am I in there? Oh, you know who
else in there? Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Uh,
uh, Theo Vaughn, mountain climber. All
right. Wow.
>> Ari Shafir. There we go. The amazing
racist
>> with some writing. Uh, Christina Paziski
did some writing on this.
>> Okay. How about
>> Dante as the racist assistant.
>> Rob Schneider is JD.
>> That's when I was offering black people
a free trip back to Africa. [laughter]
>> You really did it, man.
>> You really went for it back then.
>> So, when you got the script, did you
realize it was going to be that bad?
There was no script. Vince came to me
was like, "Hey, those amazing races you
did, can we make more of those?" And I'm
like, "I don't own them." And he goes,
"Can we make new ones?" And I was like,
"Yeah, if you want to."
>> Hey, it earned 172K
[laughter]
>> for a $725. It's over.
>> All these like pictures of one person in
the theater.
>> I like how it says inappropriate, but
for some reason AP was about apps.
>> Dude, it was all about apps. There's a
whole backstory line. None of it made
any sense.
>> Like dating apps.
>> Yeah.
>> But wait, what year was this?
>> Oh, okay.
>> It's a good question.
>> 2013. I remember I saw this by myself.
>> 2013.
>> It was getting a match. It was a
>> big 625. [laughter]
>> Dude, this movie was so fun.
>> I've never heard of this in my life.
>> We went to the border and I was doing a
setup scene and some people were [ __ ]
running and crossing.
>> But it's so crazy. Like Adrien Broer is
a [ __ ] legit actor.
>> He was he was down and then back up.
They gave him who gets why did he go
down
>> do a movie with you
>> well he was in a separate scene he was
in dirt flirty Harry
>> Flirty Harry
>> flirty Harry so but why
>> what the [ __ ] is going on
guys
>> he went to jail
>> Theo
>> oh my god look at [laughter]
>> Wow.
>> Oh my god. Bro, we should have a
screening of this on the next Protect
Our Parks.
>> I would love to see this.
>> Let's Let's watch it and talk. Bro, this
looks so bad.
>> It's so bad.
>> Who's the girl? The girl with the the
brunette right there.
>> Rodriguez.
>> Oh, the girl from Aliens.
>> Isn't she in Aliens, too?
>> I don't Maybe.
>> See if she's in Aliens.
>> She's Vin Diesel's lady.
>> That's crazy. They got her in this.
>> Yeah. Kids in cages
>> getting arrested.
>> How does this How does this Shamwow guy
talk everybody into this?
>> Money, bro. GS gave me advice. He was
like, "Hey, do you want me to do this
thing?" I think he goes Ari every once
in a while. So people in H [laughter]
>> Oh, there he is.
>> Shane, you can't laugh at this.
>> Young Ari,
>> should I send this one out? Uh,
>> I will say, [laughter]
so like you guys were making dog [ __ ]
like this.
>> Yeah.
>> And then I was like, cuz I wasn't really
around for that.
>> Yeah.
>> And then it's like, man, I can't believe
cancel culture exists. It's like, oh,
now I get it.
>> Yeah.
>> Like, put an end to this horseshit.
[laughter]
>> That's so bad.
>> 2000. with the lit
inspire everybody. [laughter]
>> 2013.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow.
>> Those Amazing Races videos were probably
like 2005, six, seven.
>> Yeah. Five, I think. Cuz it was before I
think those videos were before the whole
Mensia thing at the store.
>> That's right. Because he was like, "Why
do Who are you to say anything about
racial jokes?" Somebody like, "Amazing
racist."
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> Before that. Yeah.
>> Wow. Oh, that's crazy. They got Adrien
Brody because
>> he's probably paid money to try to get
that released like deleted.
>> I've never heard of it.
>> No one even knows about it.
>> They do now.
>> They do now. That's right. You have a
million platform.
>> People are currently listening.
>> Yeah. You guys [laughter] are actually
going to make a [ __ ] ton of money on
that movie.
>> Oh yeah. Tony
got caught biting that hook. No, the
hooker was biting his tongue and he had
to like get off my [ __ ] tongue and he
was like
>> like I he did something like
arrested.
>> That's not so bad.
>> What was he doing with his tongue? She
bit it.
>> He was
>> Why would you have your tongue involved
in a hooker at all?
>> What's happening?
>> Yeah, you don't kiss a hooker.
>> What do you do if you're drunk?
>> Passionately.
>> Yeah.
>> Let's go.
>> You pay for just kisses.
>> Let's go. I wish you were my girlfriend.
>> We knew a guy We knew a guy at the
comedy store who would pay extra. I'm
not going to say who, but but uh who
would pay extra to [ __ ] to go down on
hookers um
>> without uh Really? Yes. to go down.
>> You don't know him.
>> Wow.
>> He would pay for that
[ __ ] dumb man.
>> He's the funniest.
>> He would be open about it. He's like,
"Nah, they won't let you."
>> Wow. Guy is running for Congress.
>> I'll vote for it.
>> Make America grow some balls again.
>> Like here, it's like Cedar Park.
>> What?
>> Yeah.
>> What is his first nine bills in
Congress?
>> With a headset.
>> No tax on social security. That's
reasonable.
>> Great.
>> Parental class view.
>> Don't know what that What does that
mean? Ring cameras to protect our homes.
We do not Oh, in classes.
>> Woke buster.
>> Oh, ring cameras in classes. That's not
a bad idea. NX on X. Pornography on Oh,
boo.
>> It sounds like this guy wants to jerk
off the kids [laughter]
>> and he's pretending to be a congressman
to go, we should set up cameras in
schools.
>> Healthy screen act.
>> I like number five.
>> Cowboy code.
>> Has to be a human at customer service.
>> I like [laughter] that. That's annoying
like agent. AGENT. YEAH, that'll ruin
India.
>> Oh, interesting. Children need to pray.
Oh, come on.
>> Lot of kids stuff coming out of this
guy.
>> Yeah. Does he have children?
>> Cowboy codes for kids.
>> We'll find out if he actually has
children.
>> Let's find out the Shamwell guy.
>> We got here.
>> He sent me a Shamwell jacket.
>> Did you wear out of Shamwell?
[clears throat]
He is a charming fellow.
>> He must be great when it rains out and
that thing weighs 80 lbs. [laughter]
wear that for the roast.
>> I go, great. Now I weigh 375 lbs.
[laughter]
>> Wait, find out if that guy has a family.
>> His story is actually kind of odd that
he's concentrating so much.
>> He would just sell [ __ ] in Atlantic City
like on the streets. Boardwalk and he
was just great at it. And he goes, I'll
take out like Byron Allen like late
night spots and just sell to more
people.
>> He must have made so much money. Great
money. Shamwow was nice. I'll tell you,
I got a good Shamwow story. One time I
was staying at my buddy's house and uh I
stood up in the middle of the night. I
was He gave me his bed, so I was in
that, but his roommate was in the other
bed. It was in college, and I just stood
up and pissed on the other guy's bed
while he was in it.
>> Oh, damn.
>> And then in the morning, I got a
shamwow. [laughter]
>> Soaked it all up.
>> He just pressed it against this guy.
>> Is that what it does? It soaks.
>> Yeah. Soaks really well.
>> It's a shammy cloth. A shammy cloth is a
thing they used to wash cars with
forever.
>> He said he said he went to seven
companies in Korea. He goes, "Send me
each one." He goes, "This one's the best
one." or I put my name on that and run
them out.
>> So, is it like a synthetic version of a
shammy cloth? Cuz a shammy cloth is like
an animal skin cloth that you use to
clean cars with.
>> No, I do.
>> Yeah. Shammy cloth is like you wash the
car and then the car has all this water
on it. You use the shammy cloth first
and then you polish it with like
microfiber cloths.
>> That's what it is actually. Uh yeah,
it's very absorbent. So, I use I like
the shammy thing. Yeah,
>> you bring them up. Reminds me of Yeah,
>> I used to do that. I used to work at a
car wash for the studio.
>> I used to work in an auto auction in a
dealership in a garage.
>> Oh, there you go. I used to do it all
the time.
>> Which is why tires is so good.
[laughter]
>> Insider knowledge for sure.
>> You're right. What you know,
>> bro. You need a muscle car.
>> You need a muscle car, Shane. I
>> Hey, Shane, you know this purchase made
>> doing it wrong.
>> No, no, no, he's not doing it wrong.
>> I'm happy with that one. That's the
one's great. But how about also How
about also you get like a modern muscle
car that works really well. Do you know
Do you know about Revology Mustangs?
Have you ever seen my 68 Mustang? Yes.
>> My bullet Mustangs rocks, right? There's
a company, this company, Revology.
They're the [ __ ] They make a brand new
1969.
>> That's what I wanted.
>> I wanted I wanted an old You know what I
wanted?
>> Look at that. This is Revology. What do
>> you mean brand new?
>> So, this is No, it's a The guy Tom
Scarpello. He worked at Ford. He made
the Ford GT.
>> Can you imagine me getting out of that
in [ __ ] gym shorts?
>> Me. I do it all the time. You look cool.
I I would look
>> You look cool. YOU LOOK LIKE A [ __ ]
AMERICAN.
>> YOU DO LOOK AMERICAN. You look American.
So that's what I have. I have that car.
I have that car on the left. [laughter]
>> I have that car on the left.
>> I have um
>> What? You have that one? The the blue.
>> I have the Well, mine is actually green
like Steve McQueen's.
>> I have a green one 68. But but point is
he makes the new one which is even
cooler looking. The 69. The six. Go to
models, Jamie. 67 is the one.
>> Go to models. And this is a half.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. The new 69 is
the [ __ ] That one. The boss. The boss
429. Click on that.
>> So, it's just a old body with a new car.
>> Ex. But it's not an old body. It's a
brand new.
>> So, he makes the metal version. Yes.
It's a factory. It's a full factory, but
it's completely reliable.
>> I can't drive that. Jordan ones.
>> I will force you at gunpoint to drive
that. You need one of those. You need a
black one.
>> No, I need a 97 Land Cruiser.
>> Oh, that's a 95.
>> Oh, you do? That's what That's what I
was
>> I have a 95 with my car charged Corvette
engine
>> and I need a new car. I couldn't wait
long enough to get one. What you got is
perfect. What you got is Buick Regal.
>> You want to tell people what you got?
>> You need a Leber. Don't tell me what you
got. But what you got So that's what I
real car.
>> I love those.
>> Jamie, pull up mine. I have a 1995 that
TLC made me and I had to put a
supercharged Corvette engine in it and
then I had Culvin Automotive change the
supercharger jack it up to 800
horsepower.
>> It's got dual exhaust now. Oh, it's a
total apocalypse car. It's got a gun
safe in it. It's got everything.
>> Who's the nerd?
>> That's my friend Jonathan Ward who
[ __ ] built the car for me. He's the
man.
>> Now Jamie, call the 20 [laughter] Call
the 2017 Toyota Corolla.
>> That guy needs a wedge.
>> But you need you need a 69 boss. That's
what you need. 69.
>> Oh, you got the winch.
>> Yeah. Oh, it's got everything. Well, I
got this when I was worried that Well, I
had a family and I was worried that at
one point in time, LA was going to
experience an apocalypse and I had to be
able to drive somewhere where there's no
roads. So, I got an extra large gas tank
on that thing.
>> I have steel bumpers all around, rock
sliders on the side. I wanted to make it
so I could just go run over protest.
>> I can't wait to get away.
>> I can't wait to die at the gates in
front of your house when the apocalypse
happens.
>> You're not going to die. I can't wait
for
>> let
I'm going to let you in. Come on, dog.
Please, please, come in. How dare you
save [laughter] me?
>> You're parked there like do not get out
of your car.
>> By then, we'll be at the ranch. We'll
have the ranch. We'll have the ranch
fully operational by now. But between
then, now and then, you need a [ __ ]
Mustang. You need a boss, brother.
>> Is it Mustang the only one they make?
>> Can we get like an old Porsche? Can I
get an old
>> Well, there's plenty of cont.
>> I'm too big for an old Porsche.
>> You're too big for a Porsche. Land
Cruiser is another company called RSR
Recreations. They make a 911. It you can
get it with no [ __ ] AC, no nothing.
It only weighs 2,000 lbs.
[laughter]
>> Dancing shoes.
>> I knew about it on 910.
>> Dancing Israelis.
>> Don't Google Dancing Israelis. Whatever
you do, don't read into that story.
You'll go, "Hey, what?
>> Wait a second.
Apac.
>> Okay, back. All right, there's there's
my [ __ ] platform.
>> Okay, what about Let's get rid of AP
pack. Let's get rid all those [ __ ]
lobbies.
>> Yeah, all lobbies.
>> The ones that are convenient.
>> You need a muscle car.
>> If you don't want to get that, how about
a new muscle car? How about a Shelby?
>> A Shelby Super Snake R.
>> Brother, I'm never driving that,
brother. I bet you should.
>> You need one car.
>> You need No. What? You need one car.
>> I need one car. I have a pretty small
house in a tiny garage.
>> What are you a communist? [laughter]
>> You need to get a new house. First of
all, you need to do your [ __ ]
>> baller now. So, you need a new Look at
that. That's a Shelby Super Snake. He
can't drive that.
>> You know what that would look like? Me
getting out or bringing I got Look, I'm
not going to get hard.
>> 850 [ __ ] horsepower. That's
>> going to be great to pull into a parking
lot.
>> Shut up, Ari.
>> Shut up. I was telling Ari back when Ari
started making money. I go, Ari, please
[laughter] get a nice car. Please just
get a nice car. How about a Cadillac
Blackwing?
>> 2022.
>> How about one of these? How about a CT5V
Blackwing? How about that?
>> Can't have a Caddy.
>> Come on.
>> I agree. If I saw someone [ __ ] my
dad's car,
that is not your dad's car. That's a
black. That thing has almost 700. Very
cord.
>> Very reliable.
>> You can solder the [ __ ] hood shut for
5 years.
>> Why would you do that, Ari? You have You
have money, too, Ari. You drive me
crazy. I was trying to get him to buy a
BMW M3 in like 2008.
>> Oo, that'd be nice. I love a BMW.
>> Why didn't you do it?
>> Because I had to put all my money to
this goddamn storytelling show. I put my
money into that.
>> Yeah, but you made it back already. You
made it back.
>> You spent more money. Yeah, I did make
the budget back. The end available right
now.
>> I've tried for years, maybe decades, to
try to talk you into buying a nice car.
Yeah,
>> he can't. Look at that hat.
>> It's New York. You can't have a nice car
anymore.
>> Yeah, you can't have a nice car.
>> You got enough money to have a house
other places.
>> You should get a house out here.
>> Get a house out here with a garage and
keep some nice cars in it so you could
[ __ ] roll.
>> Do you have enough money for that?
>> You spent all your money in.
>> I'll give you the [ __ ] money. Tell me
what car you want to buy.
>> Hold on a second. You buying houses?
>> Lamborghini.
>> I'm buying him [laughter] a car, not a
house.
>> I'm still waiting to get a watch.
>> I held out. He said watch. I'm like I'll
hold out for car.
>> He gave you a watch. You wear it. You
wear that piece of [ __ ] It's a Rolex.
>> I would buy you a watch if you'd wear
it. If I bought you a watch, will you
wear it?
>> Sure.
>> How many times?
>> Every day.
>> I'm thinking the same.
>> I shower with this.
>> Right. But if I bought you a real watch,
would you
>> I mean, Rolex, one of those astronaut
[ __ ]
>> Rolex.
Yeah. But I don't want to I don't want
to protect our parks. I'm going to get
you a Speed Master.
>> Hold on. Omega's Can I tell you what he
wants?
>> Sham was a Speed Master.
>> He wants that size watch, not a bulky
one. He wants a thinner watch.
>> All right. Listen. I like a small watch.
>> This is not too big. This is a a Rolex,
but it's on a but it's on a a rubber
strap. It's a little understated.
>> Ghock.
Would you wear that?
>> Indiglow.
>> Would you wear that?
>> I like a a metal band. But yeah, it's a
good looking watch.
>> What did What did Louis get you?
>> He got me the uh Oyster face or what do
you call it? Okay.
>> It's really nice and it's inscribed in
the back. Thanks for working with me,
LC.
>> You don't even wear it.
>> I It's on my shelf. It's propped up.
Okay. So, if I buy you an Omega, you're
gonna wear it.
>> Hell yeah.
>> No, you don't have to buy me an Omega.
Just [ __ ] around. It's over.
>> Norman. Norman, you're gonna love this.
>> Eat gave me the coolest thing that I
have, which was Nor McDonald's
>> cup on the late night with Letterman.
>> The actual mug from the late night.
>> Gave me this pull that from uh Norm
doing uh
>> talk show. Oh, letter.
>> So, he had that. He brought it home.
That's cool.
>> Wow. Oh, that's a great one. Best gift I
got.
>> That's I would protect that.
Break that.
>> Imagine if a chick comes over your house
and drops that.
>> Can I have a cup of tea? I would punch
it.
>> Whoopsies.
>> Oh, I protect it. It's on my mantle.
It's in the middle of It's above my
face.
>> That's great.
>> I put like ring ropes around it to
cushion it.
>> Yeah, I probably should.
>> Mickey Man.
>> Yeah, Mickey [laughter] M.
>> That's a That's a good one.
>> That's the best one.
>> Those Rodney notes are great.
>> Oh my god. Isn't that amazing in the
green room? those handwritten Rodney
notes from his Tonight Show special.
>> Whitney got us those. Rodney's wife
donated. She found out about the club.
She knew we were doing it and she
donated it to us.
>> Wow. Very cool. So, we had them all
framed in there. It's amazing. And you
get to read them and you see how like
would like make the punchlines bold and
all the notes then bold punchline.
>> Oh yeah.
>> It's cool. Just it's like the feeling
the spirit of like jokew writing is in
that room.
>> He was he was a drug addict
>> allegedly. No, I was
>> the coolest thing about Robbie was that
when weed was illegal,
>> he enjoyed drugs. I don't know if he was
a drug addict.
>> When weed was illegal and cops would
come into a club he was in, he was just
smoking weed. He would just go up to him
like, "Hello, officer. How you doing?"
Just holding. He knew he was immune. No
one's going to touch him.
>> I told you guys when I worked as a
security guard, when I got to see Rodney
perform, when I worked as a security
guard.
>> Whoa.
Beat up a guy with a walkie-talkie.
>> No, I didn't beat him up. No, that was
Alleycat. That was my boss. Alley
[laughter]
first day.
>> That was the first thing I heard you
say. That was I was like, damn, Joe's
old [laughter]
boy. He was like, "No, that was my boy,
Alicat."
>> That was the boss. Alley Cat was the
boss.
>> So, what happened was uh one of the guys
from my Taekwondo gym got uh hired to be
security and they were like, "Bro, it's
like 50 bucks an hour. It's really cool.
You get to see concerts." So, we all
went and I got to see Rodney there.
Rodney was backstage with nothing on but
a bathrobe.
>> He was completely naked. No, I didn't
see that. I saw him walking around with
slippers and a bathrobe and then he went
on stage with nothing but a bathrobe.
>> Bathrobe naked underneath it.
>> Went on stage that way.
>> 1986.
Okay. And [ __ ] destroyed. I was 19. I
was mesmerized. And back then I wasn't
even thinking about doing comedy. I was
just fighting and I was enjoying it. And
I was like, "This is this guy's so
free." I remember thinking that like
this guy's on stage with a I mean
destroying.
I got no respect. No respect at all. And
the [ __ ] place is going nuts. He was
killing punchline after punchline after
punchline. I was 19. I mean, I was blown
away.
>> Wow. And you were working?
>> I was working. I was a security guard.
>> That's a good gig. Got to see the shows.
Well, that was also the job that I quit
when, you know, the whole thing with
happened with co where Neil Young pulled
his music off Spotify cuz I was giving
out vaccine misinformation.
>> Wait, is that until he couldn't get it
played elsewhere?
>> Yeah, it was not real. He didn't even
own his music. It's all [ __ ] But
anyway, I I didn't [ __ ] on him at the
time, even though he's trying to ruin my
life because I was a Neil Young fan. And
I told the story about how when I was a
security guard, the last day on the job
was a Neil Young concert cuz a riot
broke out. And a riot broke out and I
was like, I'm not fighting for 50 bucks
an hour. I [ __ ] zipped up my hoodie
and I just walked out and I never even
got my last check. It was cold out and
Great Woods in Mansfield has a whole
lawn. It's an amphitheater. So the the
the front part that's all seated has a
cover over it and then the back part's a
lawn and it was a little cold out. So
these [ __ ] animals at the Neil Young
concert started lighting bonfires and so
the security guys had to come over and
tell him, "Hey, put out the fires." And
drunk guys were like, "Fuck you." And my
friend Larry punched some guy and
Larry's like the nicest guy in the
world. I'm like, "Oh my god, we're
having a war." And so the fight started
breaking up. And as soon as like my
friends were safe and we were I'm like,
"Let's get the [ __ ] out of here." I put
[laughter] on my hoodie and I just quit.
I just I'm like I'm not fighting these
[ __ ] people. And that was my last day
on the job as a security guard.
>> Bonfires and fist fighting at a [ __ ]
Neil Young.
It's so crazy
[laughter]
10 taekwond do black belts including
like national level competitors that
were all security guards. They were just
waiting to kick somebody into house and
Neil Young fans.
>> We never I mean Joe
>> D Roa one guy. Okay, let's hear this.
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
[laughter]
All right. Go.
>> Uh, hold on. Where's the volume?
>> I don't know. There's no sound before.
>> I remember that was his co time, huh?
>> I remember you'd wear that.
>> Oh my gosh. [ __ ]
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, I was like,
I'll add the song.
>> What's the with the glasses?
>> I don't know. I was doing something.
[clears throat]
Oh my god.
>> This is brutal.
>> I forgot that was my best part is I
said, I'll add the music. [laughter]
This is like a hostage video.
>> Please turn this off.
>> This is horrific.
[screaming]
>> I love the roast.
>> WHERE DID YOU GO?
>> OH MAN, HE TOOK IT SO SERIOUS.
>> That's not as fun as Rodney naked.
[laughter]
>> God damn Shane, you killed me.
>> Tough.
>> I did not enjoy that at all.
>> That was bad. I'll turn it. Did you see
the Scientology speedruns that were
going around that week or two? Kids are
breaking into Scientology places all
over the country, mostly LA.
>> They're breaking into them. Why
>> they're called speedruns?
>> Speeduns. No, let me see this.
>> They're trying to get as deep as they
can possibly get into a Scientology
building removed all the door secret.
>> Speeduns.
>> Wow.
>> That guy at the White House corresponds.
>> Yeah. So cold.
>> Oh, you want to play games?
>> No, I don't.
[laughter]
Wow.
>> Damn.
>> Speed runs is such a great way to go
through something. Just run as fast as
>> they'll kill you. Those guys are right
now that they've like uh they've taken
the the handles off the doors on the
outside.
>> I went [laughter]
>> I went me and Natasha went to a to a
Scientology once on Vine. Yeah. And and
I was they kind of got me a little. They
were like, "Can we get some information
for you?" I'm like, "I mean my home
address if you want." And she was like,
"What the [ __ ] are you doing?" And I'm
like, "I don't know. They're getting me.
The book they saw was it's good for ages
8 to 8. Wow.
>> So this kid just ran through.
>> Yeah. So they're just busting through
noise.
>> Maybe whites are coming back as much as
they can in like 10 seconds. They're not
really doing anything other than just
>> all these other people behind them. Are
they Scientologists or these just all
the kids?
>> The kids running.
>> So there's more than one kid. There's
multiple kids.
>> 30 of them.
>> Some will get through.
>> Oh, look how deep they're going.
>> Yeah, they're just trying to like What's
inside? What are you guys hiding?
>> I love these guys. No one really has
ever seen inside those buildings.
>> They're having fun.
>> Oh, how weird.
>> They just run out the exit.
>> Well, they're like the second biggest
real estate holders in Los Angeles, I
think.
>> Yeah, they're crazy.
>> Oh my god, look at this guy trying.
>> I think it's like China and then
Scientology raid with Jesus. They're
trying to open the door.
>> Oh, I love it.
>> Oh, this is
>> Dude, it's over. They got you.
>> They deserve this. Those guys are [ __ ]
I mean, look at the inside though, too.
I've never seen
>> Scientology has a voting block in Los
Angeles.
>> Pretty cool inside.
>> It's like a museum.
>> Look at that.
>> Wow. I want to go in there. Wow. Yeah.
Kind of want to take you take a photo
outside their building, they'll they'll
tackle you.
>> Well, I remember during the '9s, a lot
of people were thinking about joining
Scientology because it was really good
for your career. They had acting class
some
West,
>> Tom Cruz, Talon was in an acting class
with a Scientology guy.
>> And I remember he was like telling me
that like a lot of these Scientologists,
they like get really far in acting
because like you get connected,
>> right? Damn, they just recorded
Scientology run. [laughter]
>> Just started recently. I think like this
month. Good for them.
>> Look at this guy moving. Look at this
guy with the [ __ ] suits trying to
stop him. [laughter]
>> Put a hand out as if that's going to do
it.
>> Very unenthusiastic.
>> Hey, did you guys see the fat principal
who stopped the school shooting?
>> Yeah,
>> that was amazing.
>> I think it was in Virginia. He got shot.
The guy came into the building with a
gun and this [ __ ] principal just
rushes him, grabs him, tackles him,
holds on the gun. He got shot in the leg
apparently.
>> Badass.
And then he went into a party. It was
like the Yeah, it was the prom like a
week later and everybody went crazy and
cheered.
>> He became very emotional.
>> Very emotional. He stopped 20 deaths.
>> Yeah. I mean, stopped it in its tracks
as the guy came in through the front
door.
>> You do have one moment where like you
see it, you realize, and you're like,
"Let's go." school principal injured in
school shooting. Shooter identified as
former student.
>> This is in Oklahoma.
>> Former student
>> Oklahoma. That's where it is.
>> Coin.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow. Look at the guy. That's the guy.
>> But if you watch the video, the guy
[ __ ] literally threw himself on the
guy with the gun. Completely heroic.
>> Show me his face again, dude. That's a
guy who loves bruskies.
>> Oh yeah.
Give me a barbecue.
>> This [ __ ] weirdo.
>> Oh, he's probably not worried about his
death.
>> Hey Mark, I can't even drink that yet.
worry about. You know what I'm saying?
He's ready to go to Val. He's a Viking.
[laughter]
>> That's an American Viking, dude. You get
fed [ __ ] you drink beers, you go [ __ ]
it. I've been waiting for somebody,
brother.
>> He's a hero. Godamn it.
>> Didn't Cash Patel say that about
somebody? See you about Charlie Kirk.
The corniest [ __ ] [ __ ] ever.
>> That's a rough one.
>> Your watch is over. We'll see you in
Valhalla, brother. Shut up. I was
watching a video on what a 30 odd six
round actually would do to a neck.
>> Yeah. They showed like what the actual
rifle round would do to a person's neck
versus like what you saw from Charlie
Kirk. There's a lot of people that don't
think it was really that guy on the roof
that shot him. That was something else.
Some people think it was a microphone.
>> But I the problem with the Yeah, the
microphone shot him in the neck like
there was some sort of an implemented
destruction device. Oh,
>> the problem I have with that is you
don't see any fire coming off of the
microphone. Like if a microphone is
going to kill you, it's going to shoot
you somehow or another. It's got to be
an explosive charge and then you'll see
a flash and then something will
projectile from that into your neck.
>> You say a microphone in the Yeah,
somebody shot him, right? Somebody shot
him. If a rifle shoots your neck,
wouldn't it go far away?
>> You would imagine it would. And in these
videos that I saw, it like shows massive
destruction. So what they're using is
ballistic gel. And so they have like a
fake neck and a fake head and like a
spine. They show ballistic gel what it
looks like. And it just blows the neck
completely apart. It's just splatter, a
giant opening wound cuz this tissue is
very soft. I mean, this is not durable
tissue. And he got shot and it was not
even an exit hole.
>> Did they catch the guy
>> supposedly? You know that you
guys are so
>> I remember at a bar in Guatemala
someone's like who's Charlie Kirk? I'm
like, I think he makes I think he makes
fun of college kids.
>> You're right about that. That's not
wrong.
>> And then I was like, why? Like, I think
he got killed. And I was like, oh,
>> bro, there's many many many many layers
to that story.
>> Pass the weed.
>> And his wife
outdoor bar like Yeah. Anyway, bro, that
over
>> pass the weed. So, yeah,
>> this many levels.
>> I don't mean to come down on you, but
that's weed.
>> Oh, man. I don't even know. Pass the
weed,
>> dude. I was looking for weed and the
time was smoking. I'm like I'm looking
for that weed
>> in Guatemala.
>> Yeah. At a bar.
>> What is the legality of weed in
Guatemala?
>> Same as like 5 years ago here. Like do
>> Oh, you can get arrested though.
>> And you wind up in a Guatemalan jail.
Imagine if we had to bail you out like
[ __ ]
>> You wouldn't even know.
>> We would never bail you out.
>> I would.
>> I'd go there.
>> I can sit there for a little Guatemala
>> 100%. [laughter] 100%.
>> Yeah. Yeah, if he was in jail in
Guatemala, 100% we get him out.
>> No, that'd be fun though to let him sit
for a few days.
>> Yeah,
>> he needs to learn his lessons.
>> Of course I'm going to get weed. I'm the
guy who gets weed. The lesson is keep
getting weed, man.
>> We'd have to go get him.
>> I'd make you guys come with me.
>> We'd have to film [laughter] it.
>> Yeah. Protect our parts from
>> from a [ __ ] national park in whoever
filmed your [ __ ] that whole run that
you did that guy. He'll put some witty
quotes three.
>> Get him in there. Get Ari in there.
>> Look at this. state of emergency because
>> gang prisons prison riots and the gangs.
You'd be in that gang getting [ __ ]
>> Good to get you back in the camps.
>> I can't have you in there, Ari getting
[ __ ] by these Guatemalans.
>> Dude, those guys who gave me weed who
told me about Charlie Kirk, he they were
like, "What do you think about Trump?"
I'm like, "I I don't really know." And
then I figured out how to turn it away
from that conversation. I go, "How how's
your guy?" And they go, "OUR GUY SUCKS.
HE'S SO CROOKED." MADURO. Our guy. No,
it was somebody in Guatemala.
>> Oh, sorry. Wrong country.
>> You just turn it on their guy. They love
talking about it. [laughter] Yeah, I'm
far away. Like, he's crooked. He takes
money from corporations. I'm like,
"Yeah, we do that."
>> Boo.
>> Better than El Salvador. That place is
even crazier.
>> No. What they rules?
>> They stopped all
ton of gangs.
>> They threw them all giant prisons and
stopped all the crime.
>> They drove them out, killed the rest.
>> Can we do that?
>> Their crime dropped off
here, Mark.
>> I guess [laughter] so.
>> No, that guy is a hero to everyone
there. They all love him.
>> Look at this.
>> Agreed.
>> Everyone who was there loves him.
Everyone who came in later was like,
"Oh, so
>> that's El Salvador's prison. We should
do that to our civilians."
>> Look at the guy in the back. He's kind
of fat.
>> Well, couple chunks.
>> I bet there's a few guys in there that
don't belong.
>> Uh, no. There's a story here that anyone
with a tattoo get arrested. And they're
like, "No, no, it's anyone with a tattoo
of a cop you've killed with his badge
number. You get arrested."
>> All the Nate Diaz's.
>> All Nate Diaz.
>> Yeah, they do look like Nate.
Nate,
>> they're all going to stand up and go.
What's up?
>> You got their country back.
>> Damn. The tattoo guys are see cleaning
up out there.
>> Wait, wait. Let's see if we can see
tattoos. When you tattoo your face up
like that, that you are not [ __ ]
around.
>> So, a lot of the face tattoos are loved
ones they've raped.
>> No.
>> You get extra No, I didn't just make it
up.
>> You get extra points for raping a mom, a
sister, an aunt.
>> Your own mom.
>> Yeah, buddy.
>> This can't This
>> It wasn't a great situation. Where are
you coming up with this?
>> Talking to El Salvadorans.
>> Oh my god.
>> In El Salvador,
>> I think your Spanish was a little
broken.
>> They had a soccer game.
>> That's non-existent.
>> Oh yeah, they had a soccer game. Say
something. Order pizza.
Una pizza. Poor F.
>> Oh, come on. That was [laughter] Yoko
Taco Bell with pizza.
>> They had a soccer game they play in the
four town where they cut babies out of a
woman and play soccer with it.
>> Oh my god. Hey, make soccer interesting.
>> Their their gangs are trained by us, but
uh pretty strong,
>> so they get rid of it.
>> Well, they what they did was nuts,
though. They like just made these giant
super prisons and just put everybody in
there. And the crime dropped off a
cliff.
>> Damn.
>> I went to Independence Day parade there.
It was wild how much everybody is like,
"What are you doing here? This is wild.
Our guy is the best."
>> It's the only country where they're
like, "We love our guy."
>> Everyone else, we hate our guy. They
love their
Nicaragua.
>> They wouldn't let Ari into Nicaragua.
>> They love that guy.
>> They love that guy. There was the first
time they could they could go out in
public and like and like and like do
anything.
>> What's his name? What's the name of the
Lel?
>> He's half half Arab. They don't care
what kind of
>> I don't know.
>> The good kind,
>> is there?
>> Not Palestinian. No.
>> No. No. No. I just mean it.
>> Wow.
>> Is it Jewish?
>> I bet.
>> No. No. not supported. The the the claim
that specific face tattoos in El
Salvador mark someone is being raped who
has raped a family member is not
supported by credible evidence. By the
way, what credible evidence do you get?
[clears throat]
>> Talked to so many people there. So,
disagree with this.
>> Uh
>> it's hard to know because like how many
people are documenting this stuff in
like peer-reviewed papers?
>> You know what I mean? Like what is
Perpexity drawing from?
>> Yeah. People on the streets are like
this is what happens.
>> Yeah. Well, I'm sure a lot of it did
happen. I'm sure a lot of it h you know
I there was a guy that used to be the
[ __ ] door man at the improv and he
showed me this cartel video of this guy
getting eaten by a pitbull
>> and it still haunts my dreams.
>> The guy was he was tied up arms and legs
and the pit bull was eating HIS DICK.
>> THE PIT bull was just completely locked
on this guy's crotch and this guy was
screaming.
>> Michael Dick.
>> And he goes, "Hey man, check this out.
This my friend sent me this from the
cartel." And I'm like, "Why are you
showing me this? I have to go do on
stage for 20 minutes.
>> Oh man.
>> Damn. [laughter]
>> I was trying to do the sound. I couldn't
do it in my head. I was thinking about
doing it. I couldn't think of it.
>> What was
doing sound? That was damn good. Michael
>> just this giant headed pitbull was
locked on this guy's dick and he was
screaming and I've never forgot it.
>> Well, it's it's Yeah. The internet hit
us at different ages like that cuz I got
hit with those when I was young.
>> You're right.
>> And I was like, "That's enough." Yeah,
they're not fun.
>> But if I was an adult and somebody
showed me something horrific like that,
that does stick with you.
>> Me and Sigura, we have a text chain. Me
and Sigur, it's the worst [ __ ] that
either one of us find on the internet.
>> They don't really toss those around
anymore.
>> Cartel videos.
>> Yeah, this was You got to find those.
>> This was someone who was a cop sent it
to this guy and then this guy showed me.
>> God, the [ __ ] cops must see.
>> Oh, right.
>> Tough.
>> They need the IBA game.
>> They got a high suicide.
>> Oh, very high. Very high. They all first
responders, they all have much higher
suicide rates in general population.
That's not normal to see that much
damage.
>> Imagine you're a guy who just shows up
at car accidents every day.
>> Every day you see one, you're like, I
got to go to therapy. You see a family a
legs and splatter and dead babies and
[ __ ] moms.
>> Have somebody go, "Am I going to be
okay?" And you're like, you look at his
arm and leg over there and you're like,
>> "Yeah."
>> And people hate you on top of that.
>> That's true.
>> That sucks. You can't you can't win,
>> especially cops. But first responders,
people don't.
>> Nobody really hates ambulance drivers.
>> No.
>> No. Or firemen.
>> They're firemen. Yeah.
>> Well, that's crooked.
>> What?
>> They're not.
>> What?
>> Boys, we got to wrap this up.
>> I don't think we just started.
>> We just started. We're just going drunk.
>> You're not going anywhere, brother.
You're going to bong another beer.
>> I got to do a thing soon. What do you
have to do?
>> I got to do a thing on my
do your kids
>> tonight.
>> Yeah. Yeah, I got to go to a thing.
>> Ra drunk for this. You can bong one more
and then that's it.
>> What do you got? A class. Uh, play
>> a thing. I got to go to a thing.
>> Show and tell.
>> You can bong a beer.
>> PTA.
>> I can't I can't not a beer before.
>> I got to [laughter] I got to be out of
here in a little bit.
>> Talent show.
>> I got to the bathroom one more time, but
we're not ending here.
>> How many times you gone to the bathroom?
You dirty on three.
>> I've gone once, you [ __ ] dirty
competition with you. Yeah, you drew
sipping a [ __ ] bullseye. I haven't
even seen you refill that thing.
>> I I make the noise every time.
>> Twice. [laughter] It's true. Twice.
Twice.
>> I remember the noise twice.
>> So nice to be back, boys.
>> It is. This is so fun. It is good to be
back.
>> I want to speak out. This might be the
best one.
>> We missed you, dude.
>> It was weird not knowing where you were.
It was very uncomfortable. I didn't like
it.
>> Sorry. I was completely fine with it,
[laughter]
>> dude. When I texted you when I was back,
you're like, "Who is this?" I was like,
"Hey, it's the Jew." I say very specific
things like, "Who is this?" Like, "You
know who the [ __ ] it is." And you're
like, "Yes, motherfucker."
>> Well, I still get a million getting text
messages from an unknown number that
like new things about me. I'm like, "Who
the [ __ ] is this?"
>> Yes, you did that.
>> But I've been meaning to change my phone
number for so long. Like, every time a
new one comes like, "Oh, [ __ ] this.
>> I got the same one since."
>> Oh, here we go.
>> Here we go. [screaming]
>> Oh, tits.
>> This is Moscow [ __ ]
>> No. This is this is Florida.
>> Oakland Coliseum.
>> Oakland.
>> Oak. Wow.
>> Oakland was light.
>> This is where the Raiders played.
>> I will never get tired of this song.
>> Wow.
>> I'll never get tired of this song.
>> We can't go out on this cuz they can't
hear it.
>> We got a following one.
[cough]
>> Wait, they actually they're not allowed
to hear this?
>> I don't know. Right.
>> Sometimes they'll see what happens. But
yeah, that's that's a hell of a tune.
>> Let's get Jo one.
>> I went to see them recently and the
whole game.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. But it's like it's so many people
are dead.
>> It's not the same band. You got to see
[clears throat] them when they're all
there. It's like
>> Yeah. It's It's like It's a tribute band
a little bit, but they did great. It was
It was still the great songs, but part
of you is like, "Ah, I wish the real
guys were alive." It's like if you went
to see a a Hendrickx tribute band, you
just get sad.
>> Tribute band.
>> Yeah. They just get sad like a missed
Hendricks.
>> I don't want to see Le Zepp again.
>> Well, you know what's weird is like
Jouri they have like Ste that guy Steve,
what is his name? The lead singer of
Journey.
>> Steve, what was Steve Perry?
>> Steve Perry. He's still alive
>> and he doesn't sing for Journey anymore.
There's another guy who sings for
Journey. He's like a Filipino.
>> You can replace drummer. You can play
guitars. You cannot replace lead singer.
>> Right.
>> No way.
>> Exactly.
>> Need a front man.
>> Jameson.
>> Although I saw a foreigner
>> really
>> with the new guy.
>> How was it? I was so excited.
>> Yeah. To see June Hero Live. I saw that,
>> bro. I saw
>> Foreigner Sticks and Death Leopard. I
was there for Foreigner. And then I
worked in a factory the next day at 4:00
a.m.
>> Damn. That
>> [ __ ] sucked.
>> What kind of factory were you making? No
way.
>> I shoveled glue into a machine for 12
hours the next day. [laughter]
>> Glue.
>> Glue ice cream.
>> Throw up. Yeah, we were making the
packaging.
>> Glue.
>> We made the packaging. Wow, that's
crazy.
>> Did you get free ice cream?
>> That's crazy.
>> Uh, you could stick your hand in the ice
[laughter] cream.
>> We don't make ice cream you love. We
make the pocket ice cream.
>> Glue it into a machine. Sounds like
[ __ ] a sex doll.
>> It was Yeah, a lot of glue.
>> All right. When When do you decide when
you're going to do these walkabouts?
Like, how far out?
>> Well, in advance. Probably like a year.
>> So, like how much time between now and
the next walkabout?
>> No plans for the next one.
>> You've done Asia, you've done South
America. Go. Russ, no interest in
Russia.
>> Yeah, go to
>> Go get arrested, [ __ ] Africa
[laughter] would be cool.
>> Yeah, do it, [ __ ]
>> Go to Ghana.
>> Go to Ghana. Go to Go to [ __ ] Gaza.
>> I don't know where it'd [snorts] be
next.
>> I dare you.
>> Gaza's got no good coffee shops.
>> Not anymore. They're They're roasting.
>> But [laughter] they do. They do. You
did. They definitely did.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Off the cuff. Off the cuff. You son of a
[ __ ] Uh yeah, I don't know where else
could you go.
>> Yeah, where you've done everything.
>> I want to go back to Asia. There's more
of Asia.
>> Philippines. I know. I really want to go
to Philippines.
>> Bombshell sex araxment suit against
who's that guy?
>> Lorna video has nothing to do with
>> JP Morgan branded complete fabrication
as John Doe unmasked. What is What is
this? You're showing us
>> story about earlier today.
>> Oh, with the lady. That's the guy who
made it.
>> Yeah,
>> that's the guy.
>> That's the guy. This is the guy who
worked. I knew it was fabricated to
>> everything is fabricated
fabricated.
>> Let me see the guy.
>> So what is this?
>> Show again. Show the girl
>> Indian Jared Fogle.
>> Think of her being like
>> not bad wood.
>> But imagine her. She's walking around
and everybody thinks that she said those
horrible things and talked about her
tits like they're cannons.
>> Cannon.
>> I'm so sorry you're embarrassed about
your bush. I'm embarrassed.
>> So this guy just made it all up.
>> Yeah. Look at it. The alleged face man.
>> He's got a [ __ ] name. Leno knows
>> he does.
>> Have you seen this? Have you heard about
>> now? Deleted court [laughter] papers.
>> The cannons.
>> Ah, he fell down a hill.
>> Whoa. Even turned up unannounced at R's
apartment and forced him to have sex.
Oh, that was the that was the lie.
>> The lie.
>> Well, good for her. She's been
exonerated.
>> Lady got to force you to have sex.
>> She categorically denies the
allegations. She never engaged in any
inappropriate conduct with this
individual of any kind and has never
been to the loca location where the
alleged sexual assault supposedly took
place. It's not sexual assault if a
girl.
>> Yeah. What do you forced you?
>> Like what are we talking about?
>> Come on. Just said come on 20 times in a
row. Sexually assault the guy.
>> I lost my virginity to a hooker when I
was 16. She was probably 50. It was the
best night of my life. I'm a survivor.
>> Oh man, look at they're posting pretty
pictures.
>> What about Winona Ryder? You heard about
her and Jamira?
>> What? No, she dating Jamquai and her
used to [ __ ] and he said I couldn't keep
up with her. She wanted to bang so much.
>> Wow.
>> It was like annoying.
>> Jamar Quai is making a comeback.
>> Unbelievable.
>> After that story.
>> Yeah,
>> I know. Huge. He said she had huge tits
and it was a problem. They were bigger
than they looked. But pull it up, J Mo.
I tripped.
>> I trained for that. You got to work out.
You got to go. Hey,
>> you got to be prepared for that level of
the game.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> He wasn't ready. The lights were too
bright. But how crazy is that with Nona
Ryder? Like imagine kicking her out of
bed like you want to [ __ ] too much.
>> And this is like 30 years ago.
>> Think about it. Go to Jamur Cry.
>> Jamie, delete that. Jamie.
>> Nope.
>> No. Keep [laughter] it in.
>> Keep it in.
>> It was actually good. But you're just
It's your liability is the issue.
[laughter]
>> It was a really good joke. If I said it,
we'd all be going
quiet. Such a weird name. What was his
big song? He had that one really good
song.
>> Virtual Insanity.
sick ass music video where he was
dancing dancing really cool. Yeah.
>> No, Jamar.
>> Yeah, that one. What was the song?
>> Oh, huge mommy milkers is what he said
about her tits. There's a bunch of memes
going around. So, the story.
>> No thanks.
>> Are we sure that this is true though?
Did he really say this?
>> There it is.
>> Mommy, what's a mommy milker?
>> The memes about the shocking viral
story. Look how hot she was.
>> She was very
>> She was hot and she liked to shoplift.
She's your kind of girl, Nor.
>> Oh, yeah. Big fan.
>> You guys shoplift together?
>> Oh, yeah. I'll show her some [snorts]
strange things. Wow.
Her boobs are too big and she wanted to
have sex all the Why do they have to
cross out sex?
>> What happened to America?
>> It's an algorithm thing. It's just like
things don't get suppressed. I know.
>> But are too big. Well, it's everything.
>> What does that mean?
>> You know, in uh on Tik Tok, you can't
use a juice box emoji. That's right.
>> People using it for the juice.
>> Yes.
>> But we love juice boxes.
>> Yeah. But they they don't
talk about free juice box, buddy. Jews
are all about that. But now the Jews own
Tik Tok.
>> That's right.
>> Really?
>> I think. Did it go through?
>> Yeah. What's that guy's name?
>> They took it from China and sold it to
>> They purchased it at a reasonable rate.
>> Ellison.
>> Yeah, Ellison's Jewish.
>> You got to see that face.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Larson mug. It
looks like his mantle. [laughter]
[gasps]
>> Yeah. I think Well, it's like they own
Tik Tok now and I think they're trying
to own
>> the weather.
>> ABC. hate the weather. That was that
thing true about Iran that like they
they shot down some weather station and
then all a sudden started raining LIKE
CRAZY IN IRAN.
>> BUT THEN I READ that that's horseshit
and that they have the same amount of
rain every year.
>> So that's the thing. You can't buy into
all those. Those are conspiracies
created by
>> you guys are hilarious.
>> They go you guys are dumb as [ __ ]
You'll believe we created the weather.
And then when you say that control it,
of course, but then you go, but you
definitely bombed kids
>> and that's not a conspiracy,
>> right?
>> But also
>> they bombed everybody.
>> The US to the Jerusalem Post has
>> bombed way more children. It
>> was stolen, right?
>> What do you mean? The United States
>> has killed way more children than what
you're talking about.
>> Oh, but can we do this the way you guys
The way you guys did where it was uh
Look at this story.
>> Yeah, you guys. I don't know.
>> Well, you're you're going against the
US. Look at this story. As fighting
escalated, air corridors were
restricted, social media posts alleged
that cloud seeding aircraft used by the
US and its allies have been grounded,
causing stolen rains to return.
>> So, we've been stealing rains from Iran
for a long time.
>> Wow. Look at that. Look how dope that
building is. Look at that building.
>> Is that an Iranian building?
>> Looks like it.
>> That building is dope as [ __ ]
>> We should make a tag. When When I buy a
ranch, [laughter]
>> when I buy a ranch, we should cause that
make that our podcast studio.
>> I don't know. Don't
>> make it look just like that.
>> I'm not sure you want that.
>> AI is going to detect it.
>> See what it says on the outside.
>> Maybe it says something cool.
>> [ __ ] [laughter] yeah.
>> In Arabic. [ __ ]
>> It says America.
>> America. [ __ ] yeah. In Arabic.
>> The Arabic writing is dope as [ __ ]
though.
>> They invented. It looks cool.
>> It looks pretty slick. They invented
writing. Where'd you hear that?
>> Well, numbers, I should say.
>> I thought that's great. They came up
with numbers.
>> What did Greek do?
>> Give them that. But look, thanks, guys.
What a great episode we had.
>> We had a good time.
>> Hey, should we get dinner? I'm starving.
[laughter]
>> Fun time, boys. Uh
>> oh jeez. Next one. Two months. Let's do
two [laughter] months. Let's keep them
regular.
>> Two months.
>> Come on. We can do [laughter] two
months.
>> Come on. We're in May right now. Is it
May yet? It's close.
>> Tomorrow is first.
>> Tomorrow's May. Yeah. Today when this
comes out, it's May 1st. These guys go a
lot of editing for JMO.
Just the end part.
>> Speaking of the end, new story available
at.com right now. Starring Shane Gillis
and Mark Norman.
>> Available at reshafir.com.
There it is. The end.
>> Look at all those people. Look how
terrible. Look at you. Handsome son of a
[ __ ] You look like you belong in that
period of time.
>> I wish. I got I got a Netflix special
out. Check it out. Let's bump it back up
and uh Tuesday stories. We might be
drunk. Praise Allah. Jews kill Jesus.
Uh, tires, new season. When's the new
season coming out?
>> Uh, I don't know if I'm allowed to say.
Should be around August.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Love you guys.
>> Love you guys. Shout out to everybody
out there listening.
>> Parks are safe. Chihuahua.
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