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[00:20] >> What's [laughter] the story? Morning
[00:21] Glory. It's been almost a year.
[00:23] >> Wow. It's flying by. What are we 12 now?
[00:26] Is this 12 episodes?
[00:27] >> I think we're way 16. 40.
[00:30] >> Damn, that's a lot of drink.
[00:31] >> How many times have we played Fle
[00:32] freeird?
[00:33] >> Oh, we're playing it again. [laughter]
[00:37] >> The exact same episode we always do.
[00:38] >> Yeah, we're going to [laughter] talk
[00:39] we're going to talk about coming out of
[00:40] the closet.
[00:41] >> Play Metallica.
[00:43] >> Yeah, play Metallica.
[00:44] >> R. Kelly.
[00:45] >> So, it turns out that that lady that
[00:47] that was a scam that was fake. The lady
[00:48] who uh forced the guy to [ __ ] her. It
[00:51] was it JP Morgan.
[00:53] >> What?
[00:53] >> Yeah. Wasn't real.
[00:54] >> She was hot.
[00:55] >> I know.
[00:55] >> Was that in the last one we did?
[00:57] >> Jamie said it's fake, right? It's fake.
[00:59] Yeah, the news is going around that it's
[01:00] like there was like a the lawsuit is not
[01:03] accurate apparently. It's like a
[01:04] retaliatory lawsuit.
[01:06] >> So, he just claimed that she said all
[01:08] those things and she made him [ __ ] her.
[01:10] >> Damn. What a [ __ ]
[01:11] >> Wait, is he an Indian guy?
[01:12] >> I believe so.
[01:13] >> Yeah. Gross.
[01:14] >> It does read like an Indian guy now that
[01:16] I'm thinking about.
[01:17] >> Like the horniest guy ever. [laughter]
[01:19] >> Just coming up with the hottest scene.
[01:23] [laughter]
[01:23] >> She called him cannons. When she once a
[01:26] lady calls her tits cannons. Who have
[01:28] you ever heard of a girl call her kids
[01:30] cannons?
[01:31] >> 18year-old, 16-year-old boy [laughter]
[01:33] thing.
[01:33] >> I've never heard cannons.
[01:35] >> Cannons. Gazongas.
[01:36] >> I've heard guys talk about a girl's
[01:39] cannons when she's nowhere near them.
[01:40] >> I've heard cans. Can torpedoes?
[01:44] >> I've heard cannons. I think I'm pretty
[01:46] sure I've heard jugs.
[01:47] >> Nick cannons. [laughter]
[01:50] >> Jugs.
[01:52] Sweater puppets. Fun bags. Knockers.
[01:54] >> They're just boobs and tits. But a lady
[01:56] saying that
[01:57] >> that's no lady.
[01:58] >> I'm sure she said she did. She said I'm
[02:00] sure you fish head Asian wife doesn't
[02:04] have [laughter] cannons like this.
[02:06] >> Fish head.
[02:07] >> That's what he said.
[02:08] >> That's what he said. She said damn.
[02:10] >> What's that to me more movies? He
[02:12] claiming it's that
[02:13] >> strip tease.
[02:14] >> No. No. Well, she was the boss and she
[02:15] made the guy [ __ ] her.
[02:16] >> Disclosure.
[02:17] >> Disclosure.
[02:18] >> Oh, I used to yank it to that one.
[02:20] >> Oh god. Article almost made me yank it
[02:22] this morning.
[02:23] >> I know, right? laying in bed seeing
[02:24] [laughter] that Twitter fish.
[02:26] >> This is hot as hell.
[02:27] >> She's hot.
[02:28] >> Indian guy should write more stuff.
[02:29] >> This guy's a writer. Yeah.
[02:30] >> So if she if he got fired and he made up
[02:33] that story like what should the
[02:35] repercussions be?
[02:36] >> Jail.
[02:37] >> Yeah.
[02:37] >> You can't just do that.
[02:39] >> Especi Well, for sure. It was a guy the
[02:43] guy would be f if it was a guy and a
[02:45] woman claimed that the guy said these
[02:46] terrible things. The guy would be fired.
[02:49] He would be shamed. But no one's mad at
[02:51] that lady.
[02:52] >> No. No. No, they were like mad at that
[02:54] lady for making him [ __ ] her.
[02:55] >> No, he loved the lady.
[02:56] >> Even in the moment before he was came
[02:58] out as a hoax when they thought it was
[02:59] true, her boss was like, "Come on, I
[03:01] can't be doing that."
[03:03] >> That's about as bad as it got.
[03:04] >> Boy pulled her into the office and go,
[03:06] "Let me see them.
[03:07] >> Let me see these cannons. [laughter]
[03:09] >> Bust out the missiles."
[03:10] >> We just got to do our research, due
[03:12] diligence. I just got to see the
[03:13] cannons. [laughter]
[03:14] >> Which also
[03:16] >> just to
[03:18] He might He might be telling the truth.
[03:20] Is it Are we sure it's fake yet? I'm
[03:22] sure you can a boy dream.
[03:24] >> What a great What a great way to have no
[03:26] one believe you is if you intentionally
[03:27] use words like that. Like I [laughter]
[03:29] would never speak that way.
[03:32] >> There's been a string of middle uh
[03:33] middle-ag horrors going around lately.
[03:35] Have you noticed that?
[03:36] >> Love it. It's back.
[03:36] >> It's back. Like the the reporter chick
[03:38] who's been banging the football coach.
[03:40] Uh Christy Gnome was cheating on that
[03:43] guy with the tits.
[03:44] >> That guy with the tits was [ __ ] the
[03:46] tits rock. Those are
[03:48] >> crazy. the chick who wrote the RFK
[03:50] article that had a deeply emotional
[03:52] relationship with him.
[03:53] >> Oh, really?
[03:53] >> Yeah. Then and then that was the second
[03:55] one. I It was crazy. Then there was a
[03:57] second one she had like that. She
[03:59] >> She likes to get to know her subjects.
[04:01] >> The text the texts were wild though.
[04:03] >> Deeply emotional.
[04:04] >> Pull them up
[04:05] >> both back and forth.
[04:06] >> His version was
[04:08] >> Wait, this is a while ago, right?
[04:09] >> Yeah, it was a couple years ago.
[04:10] >> Yeah. Something that like let my river
[04:11] flow into your It was It was odd.
[04:14] >> It's like a Dave Matthews song.
[04:16] [laughter]
[04:17] >> Damn.
[04:19] Does he does he text like he talks? Is
[04:20] it all jumbly?
[04:22] >> But see, for a lady, it's like a free
[04:24] shot. You never have to worry about
[04:25] [laughter] getting in trouble. Like, no
[04:27] one's even going to be in tr No one's
[04:29] going to be mad at her as a journalist
[04:30] even.
[04:31] >> It's not like she's discredited.
[04:33] >> No,
[04:34] >> the husband was like, um, this is kind
[04:35] of lame.
[04:36] >> The husband husband didn't love it.
[04:38] >> Oh, she's married, which a freak.
[04:40] >> Yeah.
[04:41] >> The reporter [snorts] with RFK
[04:43] >> alleged.
[04:44] >> He was a heroin addict, too. He's a fun
[04:46] dude. fun. Got after it.
[04:49] >> I like him.
[04:49] >> Lived his life.
[04:50] >> I like him a lot.
[04:51] >> Didn't used to stutter.
[04:52] >> That's true.
[04:53] >> It's not a stutter. It's a It's a
[04:54] vaccine injury. [laughter]
[04:56] >> Oh, really?
[04:56] >> Yeah.
[04:57] >> He didn't used to talk that way.
[04:58] >> No. From the flu vaccine. Yeah. You see
[05:00] videos of him from the the '9s. He had a
[05:02] great voice.
[05:03] >> Great. Black hair.
[05:04] >> Are you reading the text? They're
[05:05] hilarious. It's like Prince Charles. Any
[05:07] dude who tries to be like romant like
[05:09] they don't know how to do it.
[05:10] >> It's a poem.
[05:12] >> Oh. As soon as you're writing a lady a
[05:14] poem, it's over. How do we know this is
[05:15] true? Uh,
[05:16] >> I think it was it was verified. [snorts]
[05:18] From what I remember, it was verified.
[05:20] >> Olivia Nuzy.
[05:21] >> Nuzy.
[05:22] >> She sounds like a freak.
[05:23] >> Yeah, she she's sharing it. So, I mean,
[05:25] it could be from anybody.
[05:26] >> She sounds like Staten Island trash.
[05:28] >> You're awaiting my harvest.
[05:31] >> Hey, there we go.
[05:32] >> She looks like fun.
[05:33] >> Not too shabby. [laughter]
[05:36] >> Don't spill a drop. Oh,
[05:37] >> your open Y R. Who writes Y R for your
[05:41] >> Come on. Really?
[05:43] Your open mouth is awaiting my harvest.
[05:46] That doesn't even make sense.
[05:47] >> You think he eats ass cuz that's
[05:49] processed.
[05:50] >> This is my favorite one. I mean to
[05:52] squeeze your cheeks to force open your
[05:53] mouth. I'll hold your nose as you
[05:55] [clears throat] look up to me [laughter]
[05:56] to encourage you to swallow.
[05:58] >> Whoa.
[05:59] >> Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You
[06:01] are my canyon.
[06:03] >> Wow. Baja, baby.
[06:05] >> Wow. My love.
[06:06] >> I'm not buying this. That sounds like
[06:08] literature.
[06:09] >> But I can't have a Pop-Tart.
[06:11] [laughter]
[06:13] You can't have Froot Loops with the good
[06:14] colors.
[06:16] >> Dizzing in her mouth.
[06:17] >> I [laughter] love these great Froot
[06:18] Loops, dude.
[06:23] >> You ever seen Canadian Froot Loops?
[06:24] They're bland and dim and dull.
[06:27] >> That's what they're going to sell here
[06:28] now.
[06:28] >> Oh god, it's over.
[06:30] >> We used to be a country.
[06:31] >> It's over.
[06:32] >> But is this got to be a way to make them
[06:33] prettier?
[06:34] >> Yeah.
[06:34] >> Without giving you ass cancer?
[06:36] >> There's got to be some way,
[06:37] >> bro. A lot of people getting ass cancer
[06:40] lately. I had that.
[06:41] >> Really?
[06:42] >> That dude is like in his early 30s. He's
[06:44] got stage three ass cancer. [laughter]
[06:46] >> Yeah.
[06:47] >> But he also took four shots.
[06:49] >> Four of them.
[06:50] >> Uhhuh.
[06:51] >> Four what shots? Ask shots.
[06:52] >> Vaccines.
[06:53] >> And that gives you ass cancer.
[06:54] >> He can give you cancer. Allegedly.
[06:57] >> Did he boof the shots? [laughter]
[06:59] >> That's the way to do it. If you really
[07:00] want to get
[07:01] >> Don't tell me how to take the vaccine.
[07:03] [laughter]
[07:04] >> Stuck the actual needle right into the
[07:06] hole. in West Hollywood. They just got a
[07:07] plunger and it's like
[07:09] >> Jimmy Boofing.
[07:11] >> You got the booofer.
[07:14] [laughter]
[07:16] >> Well, Trump almost got a shot the other
[07:18] day.
[07:18] >> Is that crazy?
[07:19] >> What happened? That's the third
[07:21] assassination attempt on that dude. The
[07:22] [ __ ] guy run ran
[07:26] mentioned in passing.
[07:27] >> Assassination attempt at the White House
[07:29] press correspondents dinner
[07:31] >> where Reagan got shot.
[07:32] >> Was it Michelle?
[07:34] >> Same hotel.
[07:34] >> Oh, really?
[07:35] >> Oh, wow. So that must then trip advisor
[07:37] must be rough on that one.
[07:38] >> A correspondence dinner. Did was
[07:39] [clears throat] there a comedian there?
[07:40] >> No.
[07:41] >> Oz the mentalist.
[07:42] >> The menalist. Yeah.
[07:43] >> Oz the mentalist.
[07:44] >> You think he would have saw it coming?
[07:46] >> You think [screaming]
[07:48] >> he probably kept his mouth shut. He's
[07:49] like, I think [snorts] we're going to go
[07:51] attack two more Arab countries.
[07:52] >> You know what's [laughter] hilarious?
[07:53] Meer goes, did you see the fake
[07:55] assassination attempt?
[07:57] >> Don't you know? Don't you know
[07:58] [laughter] about Gilgamesh?
[08:00] >> Like what?
[08:02] >> He always brings in his references,
[08:03] right?
[08:03] >> The Rothschilds. What are you saying? I
[08:05] don't know. You don't need the
[08:06] references. [laughter]
[08:07] >> Oh, you don't know?
[08:08] >> If Mezer can't get it up, he's like
[08:09] Israel.
[08:12] >> Everything's Israel. [laughter]
[08:14] >> Israel.
[08:19] >> Pretty good excuse. I'm going start
[08:20] [laughter]
[08:22] Kanye clips you showed me were [ __ ]
[08:24] wild. He's the best. He's so fun.
[08:26] >> What's nice with the shooter was mixed
[08:28] race.
[08:28] >> That's nice.
[08:29] >> Is that nice?
[08:29] >> That's nice cuz you, you know, you're
[08:30] always like, "Don't be white. Don't be
[08:32] white or don't be black
[08:34] >> and don't be a combo.
[08:36] >> Don't be an Arab. Just a American
[08:38] liberal.
[08:39] >> Wow.
[08:40] >> Just a standard American liberal
[08:42] >> has had enough of the uh uh whatever you
[08:45] want to say he is
[08:46] >> dictator.
[08:48] >> Oh, right. Right. Fascism, the whole
[08:50] thing.
[08:50] >> Fascism, pedophile,
[08:52] >> you know.
[08:53] >> He was like a smart guy, valadictorian.
[08:56] He was like a scientisty guy.
[08:57] >> I think he was a teacher. Must be extra
[08:59] tough for those guys cuz they're like so
[09:01] like you haven't gotten into a fight
[09:02] since you were seven
[09:03] >> and then you're going to get a gun and
[09:05] try to like kill a highle person. It's
[09:07] like what a step up.
[09:08] >> Well, he he shot a secret service guy.
[09:10] You see him in the vest?
[09:11] >> Yeah.
[09:12] >> They don't know who shot who.
[09:13] >> Oh, really?
[09:14] >> Yeah.
[09:14] >> Oh, okay.
[09:15] >> You're saying the Secret Service guy
[09:16] shot himself?
[09:17] >> Not himself. [laughter]
[09:18] >> It might have been Friendly Fire.
[09:19] >> Trying to get out.
[09:20] >> It might have been Friendly Fire.
[09:21] >> Is it that lady again?
[09:23] >> Yes, I think she
[09:24] >> The lady was [laughter] there.
[09:25] >> The one that looks like me. We were
[09:27] joking around about it in the green
[09:28] room. Imagine if she was like, "I know I
[09:30] [ __ ] up way back in July, but look
[09:32] guys, I'm better. I've been working
[09:34] out."
[09:35] >> Yeah.
[09:35] >> And then this is their second
[09:36] assignment.
[09:38] >> We didn't talk about this part yet. The
[09:40] tweet.
[09:41] >> This guy.
[09:42] >> Yeah. The weird the time machine tweet.
[09:44] Yeah. This is nuts. So the Cole Allen
[09:46] guy tried to kill Trump. It's not inside
[09:48] the White House though, right? It was at
[09:49] a hotel.
[09:50] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[09:50] >> Okay. An exac account for 2023 wrote a
[09:53] single tweet with that name.
[09:54] >> What? So just wrote Cole Allen from
[09:57] 2023. The profile belongs to Henry
[10:00] Martinez, a NASA scientist who's
[10:01] missing. The background image from a
[10:03] website called Time Machine. If you
[10:06] ddigitize it, the 2024 assassination
[10:08] attempt photos appears but with a hole
[10:11] in the head instead of the ear.
[10:13] >> The profile picture is a green toad in a
[10:15] tuxedo with a glass. Exactly like Trump
[10:18] in the assassination attempt. Either
[10:20] it's the most elaborate scop in history
[10:22] or someone from the future is leaving
[10:23] clues in the past that only make sense
[10:26] once the events happen.
[10:27] >> Okay.
[10:28] >> Why do time travelers keep trying to
[10:29] kill me? I'm just [laughter]
[10:31] >> Wait a minute.
[10:32] >> How is that picture the same? That is
[10:33] not the same. That's just a bunch of
[10:35] colors and you could decide it's the
[10:36] same.
[10:36] >> No, you got to decode it.
[10:37] >> Oh, it's like a decode.
[10:39] >> You got squeeze your eyes together.
[10:41] >> I'll try.
[10:42] >> It appears if you squeeze your eyes
[10:43] together.
[10:44] >> Trying sailboat. What do you like one of
[10:46] those things where you could see like
[10:47] words in a
[10:48] >> Yeah, it was always a sailboat or
[10:49] guitar.
[10:50] >> Always is up there.
[10:52] >> Mats,
[10:52] >> do you think that makes sense, Jamie?
[10:54] >> This picture part of it does not
[10:56] [snorts] make a lot of sense, I don't
[10:57] think. But
[10:58] >> but it's weird that the guy is strange
[11:00] enough.
[11:00] >> The tweet is nuts.
[11:00] >> Yeah, the tweet is strange enough
[11:02] >> from two years ago. So, he's trying to
[11:03] work up the courage for years.
[11:06] >> 23. Yeah.
[11:07] >> Yeah. And then the fact that it's a
[11:08] frog. It's one of those kek guys,
[11:11] >> those nutty [ __ ] pranksters. It's
[11:13] funny if he was just he tried to search
[11:16] somebody's name. [laughter]
[11:18] >> He just got it right.
[11:20] >> He was just like a cool guy.
[11:22] >> Is that the only tweet this guy ever
[11:23] made?
[11:23] >> I think so.
[11:25] >> Weird.
[11:26] >> There is a bunch of random Twitter
[11:28] accounts that have tweeted random names
[11:30] just one time. So, I don't know like
[11:31] what the odds of that happening are are
[11:34] pretty slim.
[11:35] >> I believe these are the eight guys we
[11:37] have trying to like work with mentally.
[11:40] So, like one of them will be activated
[11:41] and try to kill somebody. So let's get
[11:43] insurance. So that guy really was Is
[11:46] that factual though that the guy really
[11:48] was a NASA scientist? Henry Martinez.
[11:50] >> But well, so when the people were
[11:52] looking up his [snorts]
[11:53] history, they he had a brief I think
[11:55] like an internship at JPL
[11:58] NASA, you know, Jet Labs or something.
[12:01] >> Yeah.
[12:01] >> And I think the other guy did too. That
[12:03] I don't know that anybody knows more
[12:04] than that. It is weird where you find
[12:06] out a lot of these guys have these weird
[12:07] ties like that guy who tried to shoot
[12:10] Trump in Pennsylvania was in a Black
[12:12] Rockck commercial.
[12:13] >> Oh yeah.
[12:15] >> It's all connected.
[12:16] >> I did a lot of commercials when I was
[12:18] coming up and I Black Rockck never I
[12:20] didn't get an audition for any
[12:21] [laughter] of those.
[12:22] >> Yeah, right.
[12:22] >> I don't know how you get that
[12:23] commercial. Love to get that gig.
[12:24] >> It's got to be non-union.
[12:25] >> Not only that, like you definitely get
[12:27] brought into the fold.
[12:29] >> Mhm. He was teacher of the year this
[12:30] guy.
[12:31] >> So, did this guy get a shot off? Was he
[12:32] close enough to get a shot off?
[12:33] Allegedly. Jamie said allegedly he shot
[12:36] a Secret Service guy.
[12:37] >> How are these guys getting so close?
[12:38] >> But it might have been that lady. The
[12:39] fat lady shot him.
[12:41] >> Maybe trying to get her gun out.
[12:43] >> Oh [laughter] [ __ ]
[12:45] >> P320 might have shot himself.
[12:47] >> She's handsome.
[12:50] >> It's It's just crazy that they don't
[12:52] have better security.
[12:53] >> Yeah. What the hell?
[12:54] >> How' the guy get in the hotel with a
[12:55] gun? Like, how are you not checking
[12:57] every room? How you not like checking
[12:59] everyone's bags if you know that the
[13:01] president and all Marco Rubio all these
[13:03] [ __ ] people are going to be there and
[13:05] you don't and Oz the mentalist and you
[13:07] don't have someone checking guns.
[13:08] >> Why is there better security at the
[13:10] Improv on Black Comic Night? [laughter]
[13:14] >> Yeah. Throw up a metal detector.
[13:16] >> Yeah. It's just crazy that they don't
[13:18] check for guns.
[13:19] >> That's wild.
[13:20] >> On a day where it's like the president
[13:22] is going to be there. You didn't check
[13:23] for guns.
[13:24] >> I get it if it's like a UFC sniper or
[13:25] something. It's like we can't check
[13:26] everybody like that. That's like 20,000.
[13:28] But like this is so small.
[13:30] >> They're saying he did shoot him, but I
[13:31] don't that's this was the first
[13:32] >> Secret Service agent did not shoot
[13:34] himself. I don't think there's any
[13:35] question what happened here.
[13:36] >> That video they're playing is the AI
[13:38] video.
[13:38] >> Yeah, that's
[13:39] >> Well, no. This is the real video which
[13:41] is blurry and then AI they enhanced it
[13:44] because this [ __ ] hotel is shitty old
[13:46] cameras
[13:47] >> which is crazy.
[13:50] By the way, guy's putting in some
[13:51] [ __ ] work there. There's some speed.
[13:53] >> He's got wheels.
[13:54] >> Yeah, he moves. That guy can move. Half
[13:56] black, half black, [laughter] half
[14:02] >> teacher. He can shoot. Teachers, you
[14:04] know, they work at a school.
[14:05] >> I mean, what did he think was going to
[14:06] happen? He was going to get past all the
[14:08] secret security guys, get through the
[14:09] crowd, find Trump behind the stage, and
[14:12] shoot him. Like, how did he think he was
[14:13] going to get to him?
[14:14] >> I think these guys don't think it. I bet
[14:15] they go like, I'm going to shoot him,
[14:17] then everyone's going to love me.
[14:18] >> Yeah. They're going to be Luigi or some
[14:20] [ __ ]
[14:20] >> It might be schizophrenia, too.
[14:22] >> Yeah.
[14:23] >> Yeah. He might be out of his [ __ ]
[14:24] mind,
[14:24] >> but he lived, right? Right. He's in
[14:25] jail.
[14:26] >> Yeah, he lived.
[14:26] >> The guy who shot Reagan was like, "Taxi
[14:29] driver told me to do it."
[14:30] >> Well, he rules. So, it's like all
[14:32] >> I think he's out. Hankley Hankley's out.
[14:35] >> He's playing music.
[14:35] >> Yeah, he plays music.
[14:36] >> I think we've covered this on [laughter]
[14:39] terrible Manson songs.
[14:41] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
[14:44] >> Yeah. He was inspired by Jodyie Foster.
[14:47] >> Jodie Foster made him shoot. There it
[14:49] is. I will be your man. Oh, that's a
[14:52] threat. Oh yeah.
[14:53] >> 2023 recent recent release. Can't we get
[14:56] Let's hear 2023.
[14:57] >> I like his job title.
[14:58] >> Let's hear criminal.
[14:59] >> I want to hear I will be your man. Let's
[15:01] hear what Hinkley's what his jams are
[15:03] like.
[15:04] >> Pay for this.
[15:05] >> We have to pay for that. No,
[15:06] >> we have to edit that. We'll see.
[15:08] >> Okay, we'll see.
[15:08] >> Oh man,
[15:09] >> he's got his name on the guitar. Just in
[15:11] case you don't know who shot Lincoln,
[15:13] [laughter and clears throat]
[15:17] [music and singing]
[15:19] >> shoot him.
[15:25] [music]
[15:26] [singing]
[15:32] >> Oh yeah, he's trying to
[15:33] >> MK Ultra.
[15:34] >> I misunderstood.
[15:35] >> That's what MK Ultra does to a man.
[15:37] >> Yeah, he looks like his brain's been
[15:38] washed.
[15:39] >> Yeah. Like they just poured bleach in
[15:41] his ears.
[15:42] >> Yeah,
[15:42] >> they're going to release MK Ultra files
[15:43] this week, I think.
[15:45] >> Yeah, I bet. [clears throat]
[15:48] >> They were supposed to release UFO files.
[15:49] >> A lot of Black Lines coming in that one.
[15:51] >> Yeah. Whatever happened to the [ __ ]
[15:52] UFO files?
[15:53] >> Did he do Kennedy yet? Did Kennedy out?
[15:56] >> No.
[15:56] >> What? He
[15:58] >> What? JFK?
[15:59] >> Yeah.
[15:59] >> Yeah. Turns out there's some stuff in
[16:00] there that we couldn't see.
[16:02] >> CIA.
[16:04] >> Yep. Maybe some other ones.
[16:07] Congresswoman Anapolina Luna Lanc's
[16:09] house hearings on MK Ultra next month.
[16:12] >> What is that? A gang?
[16:14] >> No, I did seek.
[16:16] >> You don't know what that is? That's the
[16:17] mind control experiments that the CIA
[16:19] did in the 1960s.
[16:21] >> People going to hookers. Good honest
[16:22] people going to hookers and they took
[16:24] advantage of them.
[16:25] >> That's one part of it. Yeah, that was
[16:26] Operation Midnight Climax. They ran bro.
[16:29] >> What a good name.
[16:30] >> Great name. What a good name.
[16:31] >> Solid name. Yeah, that's that's per
[16:33] that's absolutely proven. That's
[16:36] [clears throat] all from a Freedom of
[16:37] Information Act request and from some
[16:39] documents that they found.
[16:40] >> What was the guy's [clears throat] name
[16:41] that was like the head of MK Ultra?
[16:43] >> Jolly West.
[16:44] >> Yeah. And then he went and saw Jack Ruby
[16:45] and
[16:46] >> Yeah. Jack Ruby went crazy. Started
[16:47] saying they're they're lighting Jews on
[16:49] fire in hell. Like they gave him acid.
[16:52] He's also was connected to Manson.
[16:54] >> Yeah.
[16:55] >> Like this guy was running mind control
[16:57] operations all throughout the country.
[16:59] >> Wow. They ran brothel where they gave
[17:01] the John's uh acid and the the ladies
[17:04] would come out and give the John's acid
[17:05] and they would wash through a two-way
[17:06] mirror and then film them.
[17:08] >> Whoa. [ __ ] hell of a night at the
[17:10] brothel, [laughter]
[17:11] >> right?
[17:12] >> So sick.
[17:13] >> This ladies out
[17:15] >> talking to me trying to get laid and
[17:17] next thing you know you're [ __ ]
[17:18] seeing Jesus.
[17:21] >> Jesus is a candle.
[17:22] >> You lean into it. [laughter] That's a
[17:24] good night.
[17:25] >> Trying to get a hooker you go.
[17:27] If you lean into it,
[17:29] >> Meanwhile, your wife's at home waiting
[17:30] for the milk and bread to come back for
[17:33] 30 minutes. [laughter]
[17:34] Just trying to get a hand. [ __ ] is he?
[17:36] >> It's the worst lie ever. The CIA, they
[17:38] drug me. What do you want?
[17:40] >> How many marriages would completely
[17:41] dissolve if prostitution was totally
[17:43] legal?
[17:46] >> It'd be a lot easier to do.
[17:47] >> Are they talking? That's the thing.
[17:49] >> Are the the hookers talking?
[17:50] >> No, but guys are bad at covering up.
[17:52] >> It's like Uber ratings, you know?
[17:54] >> Oh, that would be
[17:54] >> You know what I'm saying? Like some Uber
[17:56] drivers, they won't shut the [ __ ] up.
[17:57] They won't
[17:58] >> want to see my passenger score.
[17:59] >> Yeah. I don't want an XL either.
[18:02] [laughter]
[18:02] >> [ __ ] it.
[18:04] >> For prostitutes,
[18:05] >> you know, but I mean if they if they
[18:06] made prostitution completely legal and
[18:09] then they had scores.
[18:10] >> Do you don't think gals would do it?
[18:12] >> I think they would. I think there'd be
[18:13] plenty of gals that would sign up.
[18:15] Plenty of
[18:16] >> prostitution was only And it's illegal.
[18:19] >> How so? Oh, yeah. They are.
[18:21] >> Of course, if you took down the
[18:22] barriers,
[18:23] >> they would keep doing it. Isn't it legal
[18:25] in New York City now?
[18:27] >> Kind of.
[18:28] >> I've never been caught.
[18:29] >> What is the [laughter]
[18:30] >> How many guys are you blowing,
[18:32] >> [ __ ] I WAS A GUEST IN this
[18:35] right there.
[18:35] >> Yeah, it was a lab [clears throat] in
[18:37] that beard.
[18:37] >> Right there. Um, but they did do
[18:39] something where they like decriminalized
[18:41] sex work in New York.
[18:42] >> Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah,
[18:44] >> let's find out. J,
[18:46] >> sex work. I love when they rename that.
[18:49] >> They always have unhoused sex.
[18:51] >> It's sex work until one of them is
[18:52] [ __ ] your husband, then it's a
[18:53] hooker. Exactly. And if you call a girl
[18:55] a [ __ ] she gets mad. Like, which one
[18:57] is it?
[18:58] >> Sex worker.
[18:59] >> Call a girl sex. You're a [ __ ] sex
[19:01] worker. Hey, that's a legitimate
[19:02] profession.
[19:03] >> That it's a pretty funny way to do it.
[19:04] [clears throat]
[19:05] >> Prostitution is illegal in New York
[19:06] City, but enforcement and politics
[19:07] around sex work are in flux.
[19:11] >> Active debates about decriminalization
[19:14] and new protections for sex workers and
[19:16] trafficking survivors.
[19:18] >> Anyone else?
[19:18] >> Well, that's kind of crazy, isn't it? if
[19:20] you have protection for the survivors.
[19:22] So, you're saying that they're victims,
[19:24] but then you're also decriminalizing it.
[19:26] >> So, you're making it okay to do, but
[19:28] you're saying that they're victims.
[19:30] >> No. And and like when it's where it is
[19:32] legal, they go like no one's going to
[19:34] abuse you cuz you can go you don't need
[19:35] a pimp in public here. Probably should.
[19:38] >> That's Well, listen, if you can give
[19:40] someone a massage, you should be able to
[19:42] jerk them off, which doesn't make any
[19:43] sense. Got that right, Robert.
[19:46] [laughter]
[19:46] >> Poor guy. Old bastard.
[19:48] >> I met that guy. You can't help think
[19:50] about that when you're shaking his hands
[19:51] like [laughter] I'm sorry they got you,
[19:53] sir.
[19:55] >> Sorry they got you. Just a normal thing.
[19:57] >> It happened to so many people.
[19:58] >> 100%. They set him up.
[20:00] >> He wasn't even getting laid.
[20:01] >> No, it's handy.
[20:02] >> And he's like,
[20:04] >> I never got a massagey.
[20:05] >> Me neither.
[20:07] >> Every single massage I got, I've been
[20:08] like,
[20:08] >> you should have responded to those empty
[20:10] emails.
[20:11] >> There's an app for it now called uh Tug
[20:13] or something. [laughter]
[20:14] >> I don't think so.
[20:15] >> Don't ruin it for everybody else on
[20:17] TugU.
[20:17] >> Get on it. Somebody told me how to
[20:19] figure out which one of the hand job
[20:20] places which one are real. Epstein told
[20:22] me he goes uh
[20:23] >> you know no a no guy Epste. Yeah. And he
[20:28] [laughter] goes you know the ones with
[20:29] like locks on the door. He goes that
[20:30] there's no business doesn't want you in
[20:32] there.
[20:33] >> If you have to buzzed in they're like
[20:35] hold on stop jerking. There's a cop
[20:36] there.
[20:37] >> My friend goes on a lunch break. Like
[20:39] it's pretty popular in New York.
[20:40] >> People are totally When I moved to
[20:42] Philly, every single person was like
[20:43] yeah that's normal.
[20:44] >> Totally normal.
[20:44] >> So are the girls gross?
[20:46] >> They're Asian. There's there's I think
[20:48] there's a range
[20:49] >> and sometimes you get like a Ukrainian
[20:51] skank.
[20:53] >> Nice. [laughter]
[20:54] >> [ __ ]
[20:56] Could you imagine though skank you are?
[20:58] Have some respect for yourself. [ __ ]
[20:59] >> How many relationships would just
[21:01] completely dissolve if prostitution was
[21:02] 100% legal?
[21:04] >> I think I'll tell you in Thailand it
[21:05] pretty much is. And girls [ __ ] on the
[21:07] first date.
[21:09] >> Date. You taking them out?
[21:10] >> No, not those regular girls. Cuz like if
[21:12] I make you wait, you're just going to
[21:13] get a hooker.
[21:14] >> Really?
[21:15] >> So like I better put out.
[21:16] >> Wow. I like that competition. They seem
[21:18] a little looser sexually anyway in
[21:21] Thailand, you know, with the whole lady
[21:23] boy thing and
[21:24] >> they're pretty chill with everything.
[21:25] >> Yeah, they're pretty relaxed except for
[21:27] kicking the [ __ ] out of people. They're
[21:29] really good at that.
[21:30] >> They're really good at that.
[21:31] >> They're really It's weird weird like a
[21:32] laid-back society is so good at [ __ ]
[21:34] people up with martial arts.
[21:35] >> You ever look at lady boys using their
[21:37] training
[21:38] >> like before they turn into full lady
[21:40] boys?
[21:40] >> Pull it up.
[21:41] >> They train kickboxing.
[21:42] >> What? Lady boys do Muay Thai too
[21:44] >> when they were younger.
[21:44] >> God damn. There was one famous one who
[21:47] transitioned to a woman but kept
[21:48] fighting men and started getting [ __ ]
[21:50] up
[21:51] >> because now she didn't have any hormones
[21:53] anymore or balls
[21:55] >> and so she's just getting the [ __ ]
[21:57] kicked out of her as a girl when she was
[21:58] dominating as a guy.
[22:00] >> Wow.
[22:00] >> Kind of sad. Like the one thing that
[22:02] you're really good at
[22:03] >> other than sucking guys dicks
[22:05] >> is uh [ __ ] people up.
[22:07] >> No, you can't do that.
[22:09] >> No, I meant [clears throat] on the
[22:10] streets.
[22:10] >> See, that's a guy by the way.
[22:11] >> I mean on the streets. Oh,
[22:13] >> is it?
[22:14] >> Yes, that's a guy. I'm right. That's a
[22:16] guy. That's a guy dressed like a girl.
[22:18] >> No, I meant on the streets. Like if you
[22:19] pick on one of the streets, they all
[22:21] come after you, but then they use their
[22:22] training.
[22:22] >> Oh, yeah. They gang up and kick the box
[22:24] the [ __ ] out of you and you're like, I
[22:26] just wanted to beat up a hooker.
[22:28] [laughter] Why are these half men coming
[22:30] at me?
[22:31] >> These dainty, dainty men. [laughter]
[22:33] >> All right, you need a drink.
[22:34] >> I got one.
[22:35] >> Oh, okay. Sorry, boys.
[22:37] >> Hey, we're backd
[22:41] >> all over Latin America. Anytime I got
[22:43] recognized, they'd be like they'd be
[22:45] like, "When are we going to get another
[22:46] projectile park?" I'm like, "I'm not
[22:48] really in the area right now. [laughter]
[22:50] As soon as I'm out of Uruguay, I'll I'll
[22:51] let them know."
[22:53] >> Yeah. I would get questions from people.
[22:55] It was always that.
[22:57] >> When's the next Protect Our Parks?
[22:59] >> Anytimes I run into someone somewhere
[23:01] >> globally, too. Australia, I got it. New
[23:03] Zealand, I got it. It's all over.
[23:05] >> It is fun though when somebody like last
[23:06] week somebody's like, "When's the next?"
[23:07] I was like, "April 30th." And they're
[23:09] like, "What?"
[23:11] >> I'm like, "Keep it quiet." Yeah,
[23:12] [laughter]
[23:13] >> I did that. Yeah, it's very fun.
[23:16] >> The world needs us.
[23:17] >> Oh yeah, it's good to be back.
[23:19] >> Goofy ass fake [ __ ] world out there.
[23:22] >> Can't believe how many we've done.
[23:23] >> Cannons.
[23:24] >> Can we [clears throat] got that going
[23:26] for us?
[23:26] >> I wonder I want to talk to that guy. I
[23:28] want to find out what really happened.
[23:30] >> Interview that Indian fell. So
[23:31] apparently they're saying he got fired.
[23:33] Is that what the story is, Jamie? He got
[23:34] fired then he just made up.
[23:36] >> You can't just make a public post that
[23:37] your your boss tried to [ __ ] you
[23:39] anymore?
[23:39] >> Not anymore. It all changed.
[23:42] >> I think like it was a lawsuit that was
[23:44] filed. I don't I'm not saying that the
[23:46] lawsuit is fake. Like he But they're
[23:47] just saying that it's horseshit is what
[23:49] people are saying.
[23:50] >> Does the lady still work there?
[23:52] >> I [clears throat and snorts] believe
[23:52] what I read was that JP Morgan
[23:54] investigated, didn't find it credible,
[23:56] and she still works there. Yeah.
[23:58] >> That doesn't seem a guy.
[24:00] >> If it was a guy, I don't
[24:02] >> We're going to put you on leave while we
[24:03] look this.
[24:04] >> 100%. Interesting.
[24:06] >> 100%.
[24:06] >> And then like Trevor Bower like, "Oh, he
[24:08] found out it's fake. Like, can I get my
[24:09] job back?" They're like, "Nah, Trevor,
[24:11] >> he works for the Long Island Ducks."
[24:12] >> Trevor Bower is a Sai Young, the highest
[24:15] award for a pitcher. He got some chick
[24:19] >> pretty much told all our friends like,
[24:20] "I'm going to go get money out of that
[24:21] guy."
[24:21] >> Yep. We got the text messages.
[24:23] >> Yeah, he kind of proved it all. But
[24:25] Dodgers, was it Dodgers? I don't
[24:27] remember. Was like, "Hey, you can't work
[24:28] here anymore."
[24:30] >> Brewers.
[24:31] >> Brewers.
[24:31] >> No, I don't remember.
[24:32] >> Moved to Japan.
[24:33] >> Moved to Japan. Try to pitch there. And
[24:34] he's like, "I'm good." But he told MLB,
[24:36] he goes, "I'll pitch for free and I'm a
[24:38] SA young winner." And everyone's like,
[24:40] "Ah,
[24:41] >> that's crazy.
[24:41] >> Lost 300 million."
[24:42] >> Yeah.
[24:43] >> Now he's playing for the miners in Long
[24:45] Island.
[24:45] >> He loves playing.
[24:46] >> Oh my god.
[24:48] >> Yeah.
[24:48] >> And what happened to her?
[24:50] >> I think she got like a slap on the
[24:52] wrist.
[24:52] >> Yeah. I think she was like he was like,
[24:53] "Don't come after me anymore. Don't come
[24:54] after anybody else anymore."
[24:55] >> That's it.
[24:56] >> She did photos with black eyes. She got
[24:58] makeup done. He beat me up. He beat the
[25:00] [ __ ] out of me. It was all made up.
[25:02] >> Crazy story.
[25:03] >> Monsters out there. Crazy.
[25:05] >> But the crazier thing is like if you are
[25:07] the if it is a Dodgers say it is to not
[25:09] go, "Hey dude, we were fooled. I'm
[25:11] sorry. Here's your contract back."
[25:13] >> He should sue them for that.
[25:14] >> How old is he now, though? He's lost
[25:15] years of his career.
[25:16] >> Yeah,
[25:17] >> it's probably over, right?
[25:18] >> Yeah,
[25:19] >> he's still great. He just pitched a no
[25:21] hitter. I mean,
[25:21] >> really?
[25:22] >> Playing against nine year olds.
[25:23] >> That's exciting. [laughter]
[25:25] >> In the minor leagues.
[25:27] >> Um,
[25:27] >> so how old is he, Jamie?
[25:29] >> 35
[25:31] private lawsuit that just happened.
[25:32] That's crazy because like when it all
[25:34] happened with him.
[25:35] >> Yeah. He's 35.
[25:36] >> He's 35 now.
[25:37] >> It was about It was about eight or nine
[25:38] years ago, wasn't it?
[25:39] >> 20 uh
[25:40] >> 2020.
[25:41] >> 21 is when he was suspended.
[25:43] >> 5 years ago was suspended. So he lost
[25:45] his prime to 35.
[25:46] >> That's prime.
[25:47] >> Ruined his life.
[25:47] >> He had just won the Sai Young.
[25:49] >> He's just won it.
[25:51] >> Brutal. God.
[25:53] >> Oh my god.
[25:54] >> So all she gets is a slap on the wrist.
[25:57] >> Crazy.
[25:58] >> Pretty much like go away.
[25:59] She violated some part of the settlement
[26:01] and had to pay him 300 grand.
[26:04] >> Oh, great. That'll cover his [ __ ]
[26:06] monthly whatever.
[26:08] >> Yeah, the zen.
[26:10] >> Jesus Christ.
[26:11] >> That's a couple zins out of it. She only
[26:13] She only got fined 300 grand. She cost
[26:15] him 300 million.
[26:16] >> Exactly.
[26:17] >> Oh my god, that's crazy.
[26:19] >> You whatever you accuse someone of if
[26:20] it's fake, you should get that
[26:22] punishment trying to
[26:23] >> No, I completely agree. Yeah,
[26:25] absolutely. That's never the case
[26:27] though. Well, she can't play for the
[26:28] Dodgers.
[26:31] >> Who was he with? That's the thing that
[26:32] bothered me about this. It was the
[26:34] Dodgers.
[26:35] >> When that happened, it was fake sports
[26:36] fan.
[26:36] >> Been on a bunch of teams, though.
[26:37] >> Why did I think it was the Brewers?
[26:38] Because of his last name,
[26:39] >> Bower Bower Brewer. [laughter]
[26:41] >> So, if he went to jail for it, that's
[26:43] what she should go to jail for. Cuz if
[26:45] she's accusing him of sexual assault,
[26:47] >> he was uh I think she was just suing
[26:49] him. Suing him and then public public um
[26:52] >> whatever.
[26:53] >> Destruction of reputation.
[26:54] >> Yeah.
[26:55] >> Oh my god, that's so awful. Poor guy.
[26:57] You should have him on.
[26:58] >> I would.
[26:59] >> That'd be a great convo. Have me, son.
[27:01] >> He's also He's also, I think, pretty
[27:03] funny.
[27:03] >> I bet he is, bro. You got to get a sense
[27:05] of humor after that. If you survive
[27:07] that,
[27:07] >> you survive that, I bet you have a
[27:08] wicked sense of humor.
[27:09] >> Plan in Japan where they all have tiny
[27:11] strike zones.
[27:11] >> Yeah, that's one thing I think we could
[27:13] all attest to.
[27:14] >> It's not the only thing.
[27:15] >> You survive a cancellation, you come out
[27:17] on the other end just a little bit more
[27:19] >> funny. A little funny. Nothing really. A
[27:21] >> little more pop. A little more pop to
[27:23] the punch line. [laughter]
[27:25] He's throw He's throwing 102 in Japan.
[27:27] [clears throat]
[27:29] >> How many kilome an hour is that?
[27:31] >> Kanye recovers from getting cancelled to
[27:33] have the biggest concerts in human
[27:34] history. [laughter]
[27:35] >> Yeah. So,
[27:36] >> standing on top of the world with
[27:38] clouds.
[27:39] >> Bill Cosby must be amazing right now.
[27:42] >> He's blind though. He can't read his
[27:43] notes.
[27:43] >> Ah,
[27:44] >> it's tough to read off a teleprompter.
[27:46] Blind comic.
[27:47] >> Well, I don't think he ever read anyway.
[27:48] I think it was all in his memory anyway.
[27:50] But
[27:50] >> he I I don't even know if he writes if
[27:53] he or if he just like sits down and
[27:55] comes up with his stories cuz he's like
[27:56] a story guy.
[27:57] >> Yeah,
[27:58] >> he is pretty good. I heard an album it
[28:00] was like it really paints a picture but
[28:01] then you're like then you listen to like
[28:02] Kenisonson and you're like, "Oh, this
[28:03] guy Cosby is very slow."
[28:06] >> It's a different style. It's like
[28:08] listening to, you know, John Denver
[28:10] versus Metallica. You can't, you know,
[28:12] >> solid comparison.
[28:13] >> Yeah. You got to be in the mood.
[28:15] >> Yeah.
[28:16] >> Rocky Mountain High.
[28:23] blast blasting it last night,
[28:25] >> bro. That [ __ ] concert in Moscow.
[28:28] >> Yeah, it's the best ever.
[28:28] >> That is the greatest [ __ ] thing.
[28:33] >> [ __ ] yeah. Norman, don't be scared of
[28:35] the
[28:35] >> be a loop of of that.
[28:37] >> Fine.
[28:38] >> That's fine. People haven't listen to
[28:39] the song in a year. [laughter]
[28:41] >> It's a yearly reminder.
[28:42] >> We're going to close out with a live
[28:44] freeird from 77. [ __ ] you. [laughter]
[28:47] Uh,
[28:49] >> did you get me a beer?
[28:50] >> Here it is. Look at this.
[28:52] >> Oh god,
[28:52] >> we're doing it again.
[28:54] >> Why'd you do that?
[28:58] >> Imagine how pumped these people are.
[28:59] Communism is dead for a little bit and
[29:01] then Metallica's on stage.
[29:03] >> It's so sad that rock is dead. It's all
[29:05] >> We were talking about that.
[29:06] >> Yeah, it's all queefy now.
[29:07] >> When was the last time Where's the new
[29:09] rock bands? The new Zeppelin's been
[29:12] around for a while. Those smaller bands,
[29:15] >> but where's the big ones? It used to be
[29:17] Van Halen. It used to be the biggest
[29:18] part of music. Rolling Stones,
[29:22] >> AC/DC,
[29:23] >> I know.
[29:24] >> I mean, Aerosmith. It used to be the
[29:26] biggest part of music was rock and roll.
[29:29] What the [ __ ] That's kind of crazy.
[29:32] >> Nice
[29:32] >> bodega cat, ladies and gentlemen. Arrow
[29:34] bullet. Fine. Bodeas all across
[29:36] Manhattan.
[29:36] >> You got that right, Fatty. Get a bottle.
[29:38] But yeah, now it's country. Country is
[29:40] huge now, which is fine. But what
[29:42] happened to rock? I have no problem. I
[29:44] love country. I have no problem with
[29:46] country getting huge.
[29:46] >> Yeah. What happened to rock?
[29:47] >> What happened to rock?
[29:48] >> Who are the biggest?
[29:50] >> They said garage bands are coming back
[29:52] with kids, which is kind of means nature
[29:54] is healing. [laughter]
[29:56] >> Yeah,
[29:57] >> that's a good sign.
[29:58] >> Yeah, kids are tired of playing video
[29:59] games. Want something real. But the uh
[30:01] the the thing about the that doesn't
[30:04] make sense about rock music is everybody
[30:05] still loves it,
[30:06] >> right?
[30:07] >> Everybody still plays covers it.
[30:09] >> Oasis is doing giant arenas all over the
[30:11] place.
[30:12] >> I took I took acid at that Oasis
[30:14] concert. Really?
[30:15] >> We're fun. We're chill.
[30:17] >> Chicago. Chicago.
[30:18] >> I got MK Ultra.
[30:20] >> Yeah. I was just watching the concert
[30:21] like, "Oh,
[30:21] >> how fun is this gone acid? It's the
[30:24] best."
[30:25] >> See, I haven't done acid since college.
[30:27] I go shroom now.
[30:28] >> Acid.
[30:30] It'll get away from me.
[30:31] >> Grateful Dead's entire career.
[30:33] >> I see how it worked.
[30:34] >> I mean, apparently, if you listen to the
[30:36] dead on acid, it's a totally different.
[30:38] >> They were playing to acid.
[30:40] >> Yeah.
[30:40] >> Like, they weren't playing for you to
[30:42] not like it on acid. You're supposed to
[30:43] like if hey you guys are on acid let me
[30:44] entertain you for a second.
[30:45] >> Yeah you're supposed to be on acid. It's
[30:47] like those uh Iaska eco you listen to
[30:50] them normally they're not that
[30:51] interesting but if you jumping on DMT
[30:53] they're pretty [ __ ] incredible.
[30:54] >> I got some Roger W. We were doing a
[30:56] podcast here me score and Bert and you
[30:58] and you're like what are you doing
[30:58] tomorrow? You want to stay? Roger Waters
[31:00] is playing. I was like oh I got to this
[31:01] is so funny. He's like I was like I got
[31:03] to leave. He go why? I'm like uh yeah I
[31:05] don't know but I'm like but my hotel I
[31:07] have to check out tomorrow. goes
[31:09] extended [laughter]
[31:11] personal guest Roger
[31:12] >> Waters change Ari's flight to the next
[31:14] day and I was like yeah all right but
[31:15] then it was like I got to find acid on
[31:17] one day's notice
[31:19] >> you got to shout out Roger Waters cuz he
[31:21] was way ahead of everybody calling out
[31:24] the genocide way ahead of everybody
[31:26] doing it a long time ago
[31:26] >> a long time ago calling out how they're
[31:28] treating the
[31:29] >> he really got kicked up
[31:30] >> he's a little frosty with the heaves
[31:32] though is he not
[31:32] >> he got frosty with me
[31:33] >> oh there you go [laughter] he got frosty
[31:35] with you
[31:35] >> he was living at me
[31:37] >> that was We were [ __ ] with him. He
[31:39] was on acid and he was [ __ ] with them
[31:41] after the show. We were all hanging out
[31:43] and Roger was drinking.
[31:44] >> This was uh it was sober October.
[31:47] >> We We had a one day permission to do one
[31:49] thing. [laughter]
[31:50] >> Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Come on,
[31:52] guys. I'll give you guys each a drink if
[31:53] you let me do one one piece of paper.
[31:55] >> I chose the devil's cabbage. I was
[31:57] scared of the acid cuz who knows where
[31:58] it came from. I'm like, "All right, I
[32:00] got a business to run. I can't go crazy
[32:01] right now."
[32:02] >> I did some. Tony's ex did some. And I I
[32:05] remember we were back at the hotel and I
[32:07] was looking at this picture and I was
[32:08] like, damn, this [clears throat] is a
[32:09] crazy video.
[32:10] >> Is full on weeping in the middle of the
[32:12] concert.
[32:13] >> Full on this is amazing.
[32:16] >> This is amazing.
[32:17] >> He came up and sat next to me and I'm
[32:18] like, what's wrong with Arian
[32:21] [laughter]
[32:22] freaking out? I'm like, dude, are you
[32:24] okay?
[32:25] >> I was not okay.
[32:26] >> He didn't even know what the dose was.
[32:28] He just took whatever the guy gave him.
[32:29] >> It was fresh. I had to let it dry in the
[32:31] AC of the car over there. I'd hold it on
[32:33] my bed and let it dry some
[32:35] >> blotted.
[32:37] Yeah,
[32:39] >> it was so good.
[32:40] >> See, that's the thing with that. You
[32:41] don't know when it's going to end. You
[32:42] don't know where it came from.
[32:43] >> Also, you don't really know when it's
[32:44] going to start. I took a little I took a
[32:45] little and I was like, this shit's not
[32:46] working. Give me another one.
[32:49] >> That old move.
[32:50] >> Oh boy. That old move.
[32:51] >> I stared at a painting in my hotel room
[32:53] for 12 hours.
[32:55] >> Ruined their [ __ ] entire life by
[32:57] doing that with edibles.
[32:58] >> Yeah.
[32:58] >> Gotten that second one. I don't feel
[33:00] [ __ ] They take that second one and then
[33:02] they can't escape.
[33:03] >> This is how those stories start. Every
[33:04] time you're like, maybe I'll take the
[33:05] other half
[33:06] >> and they roll right into schizophrenia
[33:08] land. Hey,
[33:09] >> in my early
[33:10] >> Maybe your mom's not really your mom.
[33:12] >> Early years of comedy, I pitched a show
[33:14] and and Lionsgate picked it up
[33:17] >> and I flew out they flew out to LA to
[33:19] pitch the show to Netflix and Amazon. It
[33:20] was the biggest deal of my life. And the
[33:22] night before I did Tripoli show and he
[33:25] gives you a bag of weed stuff, you know,
[33:27] and I was like, I can't do weed. I'm a
[33:29] wuss. I'm a lightweight. And he goes,
[33:30] "Well, take some CBD." And I go, "Oh,
[33:32] okay. I'll do that. I want to get some
[33:34] sleep." So, I chugged a bottle of CBD.
[33:36] And it was THC.
[33:37] >> Oh.
[33:38] >> I woke up. The bed was vertical. I was
[33:40] hanging on to the the post. [laughter]
[33:42] >> It felt like the carpet was sinking with
[33:44] me. I was going to chair. I had to I
[33:46] skipped it.
[33:47] >> I couldn't go. It was too high. I was
[33:49] high for like 14 hours.
[33:50] >> Oh, yeah.
[33:52] >> My manager's like shaking me like, "You
[33:53] got to go." And I'm like, "I can't do
[33:55] it. I can't face him."
[33:56] >> Like,
[33:57] so funny. You should have went.
[33:59] >> I Oh god, I would have sold shoved my
[34:01] hand up your ass and operated you like a
[34:03] puppet. [laughter]
[34:04] >> I would have made you go.
[34:06] >> I would have sold like Duncan Trussell
[34:07] show if I showed up. [laughter]
[34:10] >> But I couldn't face him and he would
[34:12] like I think they dropped me after.
[34:13] >> Doug Duncan is the absolute best at
[34:15] saying like [ __ ] around like he he
[34:17] was going, "Hold on, I just got a text
[34:18] from my wife's boyfriend. [laughter]
[34:21] >> How's he doing?" Not good. Turns out
[34:23] he's got syphilis. Poor guy. I hope he
[34:25] gets better. just casual.
[34:28] >> There's nothing worse than getting that
[34:29] high though. Like McCusker McCusker used
[34:31] to make weed gummies when we lived
[34:33] together. He would make homemade
[34:35] >> Wow.
[34:35] >> He would like try to make it was crazy.
[34:37] And then I'd just be sitting there
[34:38] playing Xbox and he'd be like, "Here,
[34:40] take some of these." And I'd just try
[34:41] them out.
[34:42] >> Uh, but one time he left, I did a show
[34:44] at a casino outside of Philly. He gave
[34:46] me a bag of gummy bears. Obviously, I
[34:49] got [ __ ] hammered and I was just in
[34:50] my hotel room just I ate them. I just
[34:53] ate as many as I Did you know that they
[34:55] were pot gummy bears or did you just
[34:56] think
[34:56] >> I did? I was hammered. I was like, "No,
[34:59] I don't give a [ __ ] [laughter]
[35:00] >> They're so good."
[35:01] >> I just killed that [ __ ] hotel lobby.
[35:03] That was great.
[35:04] >> And then uh I woke up and it was in a
[35:06] casino with no my room had no windows.
[35:08] It was in the [ __ ] basement.
[35:10] >> And I didn't know my buddy was also I
[35:12] was like, "You sleep in my room." He was
[35:13] on the floor. He was this kid that
[35:14] opened for me in the [laughter] morning.
[35:17] I woke up and I was still high as [ __ ]
[35:18] And I was just like
[35:21] [laughter]
[35:22] in the darkness. I hear somebody like
[35:24] Shane. I was like
[35:28] something waking up to me is wild.
[35:29] [laughter]
[35:29] >> Wake up.
[35:30] >> I was like who's there? Who's in here?
[35:32] >> You remember the days where Joey Diaz
[35:34] would have people in the church or
[35:35] what's happening now and he would swap
[35:36] out the 25 bills for 250s.
[35:40] >> He did it to me. There's like a package
[35:42] like this whatever and I see it. It says
[35:44] 25. I'm like, you [laughter] know what?
[35:45] I'm a 10 guy, but when I'm with Dios,
[35:48] I'll go 25. And then I ate it. But then
[35:50] something nags in your head. You're
[35:51] like, why was it 20? It was like,
[35:53] >> why was it open? Why was it tilted a
[35:55] little?
[35:55] >> And then I was just like I kept talking
[35:56] and I was like picked it off and you
[35:58] just SEE 250.
[35:59] >> OH,
[35:59] >> LIKE JOEY,
[36:01] >> YOU killed me.
[36:02] >> Oh, you would give Leat 500s. We give
[36:05] him two 500.
[36:06] >> We just got Lee again on We did a 420
[36:08] episode and Lee was like, "Oh yeah, back
[36:10] to that
[36:11] >> indie 500."
[36:12] >> 500 milligrams.
[36:14] >> It's crazy, dude.
[36:14] >> Blows.
[36:15] >> You know what's crazy? Jamo. Jamie can
[36:17] do a,000 and it barely hits him.
[36:18] >> Shut up.
[36:19] >> Is that true? You have no body fat.
[36:20] >> No, no, no. He's got some weird enzyme.
[36:22] >> You got to go with a slice of pizza or
[36:24] something, man.
[36:25] >> Wow. Okay, fair.
[36:26] >> Damn.
[36:27] >> Yeah, it just doesn't work with his
[36:28] spectrumy.
[36:29] >> Yeah. Anything more than some brain, his
[36:31] superb brain just shuts it off. Like,
[36:33] nope, not interested. Bye.
[36:34] >> Wow.
[36:35] >> Mine does not, dude. If I take 10
[36:37] milligrams, I'm like, "Oh, we're in it."
[36:39] >> Same.
[36:39] >> Well, the UFC's are always great. We
[36:40] take like 50 in just [clears throat]
[36:41] like 6 hours.
[36:42] >> Well, you guys took acid in the UFCid.
[36:44] [laughter]
[36:45] >> We were up in the bat seat, so we took
[36:47] acid and me, Red Band, and Diaz. And
[36:49] then Rogan, it was kind of early on and
[36:51] Rogan's like, "Where are you guys?"
[36:52] We're like, "We're up there." And he's
[36:53] like seeing us like, "Are you guys
[36:54] flying?" We're like, "We're [ __ ]
[36:55] dude." [laughter] He's like, "Where?" He
[36:56] goes,
[36:57] >> "Half of my day was thinking about them
[37:00] being on acid watching these crazy
[37:01] fights." So, it made me jealous.
[37:04] >> It felt like fun. Forest Forest Griffin
[37:07] came in and everyone's cheering. I'm
[37:08] like, "Why are you cheering? You might
[37:09] get hurt." Animals.
[37:10] >> This is like 2005 then. This is early
[37:13] days.
[37:14] >> Imagine seeing Brock Lesnar on acid.
[37:16] Terrified. She's a warrior. That guy,
[37:19] >> bro.
[37:19] >> Like a Viking.
[37:20] >> You ever see his daughter?
[37:22] >> His daughter's a champion shot putter.
[37:24] >> What?
[37:25] >> Bro, what' you say?
[37:26] >> She's a [ __ ]
[37:28] athlete.
[37:29] >> Oh, shot put.
[37:31] >> She throws that iron block. You think
[37:33] >> he thought I was shooting a gun,
[37:34] >> bro? She's a [ __ ] You got to see her.
[37:38] >> Definitely related.
[37:39] >> Watch [laughter] her. Yeah, 100%. Look
[37:40] at those. But watch the video. So go to
[37:43] get to say
[37:44] >> see if you can find a video of her
[37:46] talking [ __ ] Mark
[37:47] >> she's a beautiful sturdy lady. Mark's
[37:50] talking [ __ ]
[37:50] >> I agree with Shane. I I have nothing but
[37:52] respect for you and your family.
[37:53] >> Is she albino
[37:56] woman? I know you look at this pale
[37:58] honky
[37:59] >> bro. That's crazy. Imagine blowing your
[38:01] shoulder out trying to [ __ ] throw
[38:02] that thing.
[38:03] >> Imagine her grabbing your balls.
[38:05] [laughter]
[38:07] >> Machi over the line.
[38:09] >> Make a warrior with those jeans.
[38:11] >> Yes. You're prop buffalo.
[38:12] >> What's the mom look like? Huh? A dup.
[38:15] >> She's just a
[38:16] >> She's a She's a pro wrestler.
[38:18] >> She's a [ __ ] Transformer. [laughter]
[38:20] >> She's a bulldozer.
[38:24] >> He's She's Optimus Prime.
[38:25] >> Get the mom.
[38:26] >> The mom is hot.
[38:28] >> He got all She got all Brock's jeans.
[38:30] THAT'S THE MOM.
[38:32] >> Sable
[38:34] W.
[38:34] >> That's right.
[38:35] >> Whoa. Sable was so hot.
[38:37] >> That's what I'm talking about.
[38:38] >> The puppies.
[38:39] >> But bro, look at his jeans. Those jeans
[38:41] dominate.
[38:42] >> Nice cannons.
[38:43] >> Those are Viking jeans. That's why
[38:44] Iceland looks the way it is.
[38:46] >> Viking jeans.
[38:47] >> Oh, is that them now?
[38:48] >> Yeah.
[38:48] >> Oh, hell yeah.
[38:49] >> She's 10 years older than them. She
[38:50] looks stable.
[38:51] >> She looks great. She's got a bit of a
[38:52] bulge though on the right.
[38:54] >> That's her hands are never really
[38:57] risking it with
[38:58] >> I love you, Brock.
[38:59] >> Brock's going [laughter] to [ __ ] kill
[39:00] you. Doesn't care.
[39:02] >> Rock and roll. He's writing your name
[39:03] down with crayons right now. [laughter]
[39:08] >> He's got that sword tattoo right here.
[39:10] just a real warrior.
[39:11] >> Yeah. He said he got drunk and didn't
[39:13] remember it and woke up. I was like,
[39:14] "What the [ __ ] did I do?"
[39:16] >> Yeah, right. You just regret it.
[39:18] >> That's a lame tattoo. You just regret
[39:20] it.
[39:20] >> For sure.
[39:21] >> For sure. Well, Steo's got a dick on his
[39:23] forehead.
[39:23] >> Yeah, but that's for fun.
[39:25] >> Yeah.
[39:25] >> He's got tattoos on a on an ATV.
[39:28] >> He was on the podcast and it was like
[39:30] first couple of minutes and I was like,
[39:32] "Do you have a dick tattooed above your
[39:34] eyebrow?" I said, "Yeah, what?
[39:36] >> I've done his pod. I didn't notice
[39:37] that."
[39:38] >> Good impression. [laughter]
[39:40] It must be new. I missed it.
[39:41] >> It's pretty new. He was on He was on a
[39:43] few months ago.
[39:44] >> J Mo,
[39:45] >> not even new jackass coming next month.
[39:47] >> YEAH. LOOK.
[39:48] >> OH, WOW. MAN,
[39:49] >> what a lunatic.
[39:51] >> Wow.
[39:51] >> Yeah, I wouldn't recommended him.
[39:54] >> Postalone tattooed tattoo artist.
[39:58] >> Well, I don't think you have to be
[39:59] trained.
[40:00] >> Dick's got a quite a curve.
[40:02] >> Are there rules?
[40:03] >> Actually, he might he might actually
[40:04] know.
[40:04] >> Are there any rules as to like who can
[40:06] do a tattoo? Yeah,
[40:08] >> I don't think so. Or whatever and like
[40:10] have a business. Yeah, but
[40:12] >> you could just do it though.
[40:14] >> Do one to your friends.
[40:15] >> I saw fear. You could just do it with
[40:17] pen.
[40:17] >> Interesting.
[40:18] >> Huh.
[40:19] >> Interesting.
[40:20] >> Steo's a good egg.
[40:21] >> He's a fun dude.
[40:22] >> Steo rules.
[40:23] >> He's a fun dude.
[40:23] >> Jackass rules.
[40:24] >> New Jackass. I was so excited when I
[40:26] heard it was like,
[40:27] >> "Oh, they're doing another one."
[40:28] >> June, bro.
[40:29] >> He played a bunch of the scenes where in
[40:31] Knoxville did too them all getting
[40:33] concussions. And I was like, how I asked
[40:36] Knoxville, "How many times you've been
[40:37] out?" He's like, "At least 16."
[40:39] >> Wow.
[40:39] >> 16 times out cold.
[40:41] >> It's funny when one of them gets like
[40:43] Reddit wrapped for not going hard
[40:44] enough. Like Knoxville did once, and he
[40:46] goes, "Fine." That I'll step up and I'll
[40:48] literally blow a ball off.
[40:50] >> And then like and like Danger had one
[40:52] where he's like, "I'll be the one this
[40:53] time."
[40:53] >> Knoxville always went so hard.
[40:56] >> Yeah. It was It was bad. It was bad
[40:57] feedback, but they were like, "You're
[40:59] protecting your face too much." He was
[41:01] like, "All right, I'll show you." I
[41:02] asked I asked we man. And I was like,
[41:03] "Who got PTSD this time?" He was like,
[41:05] "England. England's [ __ ] forever now."
[41:07] >> Oh, yeah.
[41:08] >> What? Why? Cuz they put him in horrible
[41:10] situations. I don't know. I'm waiting to
[41:13] find out.
[41:13] >> What, Jamie?
[41:14] >> I'm talking about this one cuz the last
[41:16] one they got him. I thought
[41:17] >> No, they got danger last time. Bad with
[41:18] the bear and [ __ ] where you could tell
[41:20] he's like, "This is never going to
[41:21] leave."
[41:21] >> And the [ __ ] donkey in the one. That
[41:23] was terrifying. Donkey kick.
[41:25] >> He just walked up behind one. The goal
[41:27] was to get him [ __ ] nuts.
[41:30] >> He had to stand behind him.
[41:31] >> Yeah. He's just behind him like shaking
[41:32] and they're all making fun of him
[41:34] >> and the donkey kicked him.
[41:34] >> Yeah. Got him right in the ball.
[41:36] >> Oh my god, dude.
[41:38] >> They get into a room. He obviously knew
[41:40] something was happening.
[41:41] >> He knew something's up. He's He just
[41:42] can't be
[41:43] >> He looks great.
[41:44] >> He does look pretty good.
[41:45] >> Nice skin.
[41:46] >> Handsome devil.
[41:47] >> He's a handsome guy.
[41:49] >> So he's in the room strapped to a table
[41:51] like electric chair.
[41:52] >> They're shocking him. He's like, "Come
[41:53] on, stop. It's annoying, but I get it."
[41:56] >> And then what happens?
[41:57] >> They cover him in honey.
[41:58] >> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he's
[42:03] like, "What
[42:03] >> is that? Meat?"
[42:04] >> Yeah.
[42:05] >> What are you doing? [laughter]
[42:07] >> Relax.
[42:09] >> THE [ __ ] HONEY'S IN MY EYE.
[42:13] >> OH [ __ ]
[42:13] >> Oh god. [laughter]
[42:14] >> I love this. Oh [ __ ] That something's
[42:16] opening.
[42:21] [groaning]
[42:22] >> Oh my god.
[42:23] >> He's got a chain on the bear.
[42:25] >> Uh uh. Keep watching it. [laughter] The
[42:27] chain is probably just so they could
[42:29] pull him off.
[42:29] >> Stay calm.
[42:30] >> Yeah,
[42:31] >> stay calm.
[42:32] >> Oh, he's going to lick him.
[42:36] >> The chain is not attached to anything.
[42:38] >> That's a good point. Chain's free.
[42:40] >> Talk to it, Aaron. Try to calm it down.
[42:42] Oh.
[42:42] >> Oh, this is wild.
[42:44] >> This is crazy.
[42:44] >> Oh no.
[42:46] >> Bear.
[42:47] >> Are you really allergic to bees, Aaron?
[42:50] >> Oh, he's trembling. [laughter]
[42:54] >> And they shock him. little shocking.
[42:56] >> I didn't even get the answer. [laughter]
[43:00] >> No.
[43:01] >> All right, we can't really watch.
[43:03] >> Oh, is that like salmon?
[43:04] >> Oh my god.
[43:07] >> Yeah, I think so.
[43:10] >> Oh, this is crazy.
[43:12] >> HE'S SO FRIGHTENED.
[43:14] >> OH, HE'S GOT THE PAW.
[43:16] >> There's nothing more in there.
[43:18] >> There is though.
[43:18] >> There's nothing more in there.
[43:20] >> That's not so bad.
[43:21] >> What if you just
[43:24] Uh, you see his pants get wet.
[43:26] >> They [ __ ] with him real bad though.
[43:28] This was
[43:30] >> Get him out. Get him out.
[43:31] >> So, it's a trained bear
[43:32] >> sort of though. But it's a bear.
[43:34] >> Yeah.
[43:35] >> Yeah.
[43:35] >> You know what's nice is Bam. They let
[43:37] Bam back in the group.
[43:38] >> Oh, good.
[43:38] >> Oh, really?
[43:39] >> He's in the next one.
[43:40] >> Heard skating again.
[43:41] >> Yeah.
[43:42] >> Yeah. It's It's getting there.
[43:44] >> So, what happened to him? He just went
[43:45] off the rails. Drugs, pillows, pills,
[43:48] >> Philly stuff.
[43:49] >> Now he's back.
[43:50] >> He's back. Come back. Let's go.
[43:52] >> Bam rules. There's a video there's a
[43:54] video I saw and it was like uh asking
[43:56] all the jackass people who can skate and
[43:57] people like oh we man's pretty good and
[43:58] then someone's like no danger's pretty
[44:00] good and it just starts the Ky scoring
[44:02] it's BAM
[44:03] >> and then John Knoxville was like I can
[44:04] go to Ali like it's Bam
[44:06] >> I met him I met him a bunch when I was
[44:09] going to college
[44:09] >> really yeah I went to college in
[44:11] Westchester where they all were
[44:13] >> so like yeah you'd see him around town
[44:15] he was just the nicest
[44:16] >> Yeah
[44:16] >> he was always just the man
[44:17] >> he owned that town huh
[44:19] >> yeah purple Lambo you'd see it be it'd
[44:22] be at the [ __ ] Waw wa. You'd be like,
[44:24] "Holy [ __ ] Bam's here." [laughter] Holy
[44:26] [ __ ]
[44:26] >> Holy.
[44:27] >> With his eyeliner.
[44:28] >> Yeah. I drove by uh Castle Bam. This I
[44:31] You know the house they have?
[44:32] >> It was right where I lived when we were
[44:33] filming tires. I lived right next to it
[44:35] and I would
[44:35] >> occasionally just drive over and look at
[44:37] it.
[44:37] >> Yeah.
[44:38] >> Damn.
[44:38] >> Every kid's dreams skateboard [ __ ] in
[44:40] the back.
[44:41] >> Some trick that was off a bridge onto a
[44:43] moving bus and then off the bus on the
[44:45] road.
[44:46] >> I think you're thinking of the video
[44:47] game.
[44:48] >> Oh, I love the game.
[44:50] >> Maybe, but no, this was real. Bam's dad
[44:53] got [ __ ] pretty hard though.
[44:54] >> What happened?
[44:54] >> Well, he would just punch him in the
[44:56] face. Phil,
[44:58] >> he would just wake him up and just start
[44:59] punching him in the face.
[45:01] >> It was great.
[45:02] >> Sweetest man on the planet.
[45:03] >> Come on, man. Cut it out. I'm sleeping.
[45:04] CKY [ __ ]
[45:05] >> crazy that those guys did that for so
[45:08] long.
[45:08] >> Oh, yeah.
[45:09] >> Like that seemed like a thing you could
[45:10] only do like once.
[45:12] >> Hell, they're still going.
[45:13] >> One of the first the first places I ever
[45:15] did stand up and hosted my own show was
[45:17] his bar in Westchester.
[45:18] >> Wow.
[45:19] >> The note.
[45:20] >> Like, how old are they? Like how old is
[45:21] Steo?
[45:23] >> He's got to be 50.
[45:24] >> Yeah.
[45:25] >> 50.
[45:26] >> Here. Look with a
[45:30] >> What are you going to do to him?
[45:31] >> Oh,
[45:32] >> oh, the dad finally gets his revenge.
[45:34] >> He He's hiding behind the door.
[45:38] >> I thought he was going to beat him up.
[45:39] >> Yeah,
[45:40] >> that's all right. Yeah, Jackass rules.
[45:41] >> Yeah, Jackass is the best. It's the best
[45:43] comedies.
[45:44] >> That was a It's
[45:46] >> just crazy that those guys made a career
[45:47] doing that.
[45:48] >> Yeah. became famous just [ __ ] each
[45:50] other up.
[45:50] >> We all copied them. I Me and my friends
[45:52] were outside filming us jumping into
[45:54] trees off the roof and [ __ ]
[45:56] >> It was We all were like, "This is the
[45:57] coolest thing ever."
[45:58] >> They all had to be They were the first
[45:59] ones to be like, "Don't do this."
[46:01] >> Anyway, that's the legal part. No, watch
[46:04] it.
[46:04] >> This shit's fun.
[46:06] >> We're having a blast, though. You should
[46:07] try it, but don't do it legally.
[46:09] >> Yeah. How is the new Fear Factor? I know
[46:12] Fear Knoxville's hosting.
[46:14] >> I haven't seen it.
[46:15] >> Knoxville. Yeah. He came on to promote
[46:17] it.
[46:17] >> Yeah. hosting the new Fear Factor. It's
[46:19] very nice. I love Jackass [laughter] so
[46:21] much.
[46:22] >> Yeah, me too.
[46:22] >> He's a good dude. Johnny Knoxville is a
[46:24] really nice guy.
[46:25] >> Coolest.
[46:26] >> Yeah.
[46:26] >> Although his dick is broken. That sucks.
[46:28] >> I think it's fixed.
[46:29] >> Oh, great.
[46:30] >> I think they fix that nowadays.
[46:31] >> Just a pumpkin up stem cells.
[46:33] >> [ __ ] everyone's getting them.
[46:34] [laughter]
[46:35] >> I got him.
[46:36] >> Everyone's getting dicks these days,
[46:37] dude.
[46:37] >> Wait, you got stem?
[46:38] >> Yeah.
[46:39] >> Whoa. What does that mean?
[46:41] >> Well, I don't know. It's been one day. I
[46:42] don't know.
[46:42] >> How do you feel?
[46:43] >> Feel fine.
[46:44] >> Did you see that thing that I sent you
[46:45] today?
[46:45] >> No.
[46:46] >> I sent you an article there. this where
[46:48] this video this ladies are saying that
[46:49] the the one operation that has the least
[46:52] amount of success and is the most
[46:53] unnecessary is meniscus operations.
[46:56] >> I had one too.
[46:57] >> I couldn't walk though. What do you
[46:58] mean? I had to do it.
[46:59] >> They said rehabilitation is better. Like
[47:01] keeping the tissue in there and
[47:03] rehabbing it is better than having it
[47:05] removed.
[47:06] >> Interesting.
[47:06] >> Yeah. I don't know.
[47:08] >> I had I had mine removed on my left leg.
[47:10] >> Yeah.
[47:11] >> But it does [ __ ] with me more than my
[47:12] right leg.
[47:13] >> And what' you have on the right leg?
[47:14] Just I have a tear, a miniscus tear, but
[47:16] I just stem cellled. Yeah, it
[47:19] >> I to I tore it doing a kicking contest
[47:21] with Joe Schilling.
[47:23] >> Whoa. With jeans on.
[47:25] >> You're a jackass. [laughter]
[47:26] >> Jeans. Totally jackass.
[47:28] >> We were He just wanted to see who could
[47:29] kick harder. Like he heard I kick really
[47:31] hard. He's a world champion kickboxer.
[47:33] So he wanted to kick this thing and he
[47:34] wanted me to kick it. I did it with
[47:35] jeans on.
[47:36] >> What did you do? The bag of the
[47:37] >> RTO. We have this machine in the bag.
[47:40] You hit it and it shows you like
[47:41] >> to throw your miniscus on that cuz you
[47:42] [ __ ] rocked that thing
[47:44] >> with no warm up at all at 52 years old.
[47:47] [laughter]
[47:48] >> Just [ __ ] slammed it.
[47:49] >> Joe Shelly came in 3 hours early and
[47:51] stretching.
[47:52] >> No, he didn't. He did no warm up either.
[47:54] >> That would be a great jackass. Joe Rogan
[47:56] kicks you.
[47:58] >> He had Butterbean punch him. It's the
[48:00] hardest thing to watch, too, cuz he was
[48:01] already rocked and [ __ ] up and then
[48:03] Butterbean put him out
[48:04] >> and they're in like a target or
[48:05] something. [laughter]
[48:06] or something.
[48:07] >> They have the crazy the extra level
[48:09] though is like it's not just somebody,
[48:10] it's Butterbean punching you or it's not
[48:12] just taking a slapshot. It's somebody
[48:13] from the Predators [ __ ] slapshotting
[48:15] it out your face. [groaning]
[48:17] >> Oh, that's right. He had Francis and
[48:19] Ghano punch him in the balls.
[48:21] >> The cup test.
[48:22] >> Guys, this kept telling him like like a
[48:24] fighter's going to come today and they
[48:25] didn't tell him it was Francis.
[48:26] >> Oh my god. Hilarious.
[48:28] >> Oh my god. Oh, there he is.
[48:31] >> This is This is bean. I This is too far.
[48:34] Oh, I can't watch that.
[48:35] >> Yeah, you can. Watch it. Let's watch it.
[48:36] Watch this.
[48:37] >> And Francis doesn't even hold back.
[48:41] >> OH, I MEAN, THAT'S GOING TO RUIN your
[48:43] junk.
[48:44] >> Oh, dude, that kind of pain is crazy.
[48:47] >> That's a terrible cup. That's a shitty
[48:49] cup.
[48:49] >> No [clears throat] one should ever doubt
[48:51] danger ever again.
[48:52] >> WATCH THIS ONE MORE TIME.
[48:54] >> OH MY GOD. He put all of his 265 lbs in.
[48:58] >> The realization on his face when he when
[49:00] he's like, "It's worse than I thought it
[49:01] was going to be." And it's real,
[49:03] >> bro. It's like getting hit by a car
[49:05] right on your dick.
[49:06] >> That's brutal.
[49:07] >> Right. Look at the eyes change.
[49:09] >> And the thing about those shitty cups is
[49:10] sometimes those shitty cups hit your
[49:12] nut. Like [laughter] the cup actually
[49:14] your balls are kind of like poking out
[49:16] the side a little bit and the cup slams
[49:18] into your
[49:18] >> It's also It's not They just got this at
[49:20] Target on the way to this.
[49:21] >> Yeah. Like it was fitted. They were just
[49:23] like just give me one.
[49:24] >> Real solid cup with a compression
[49:26] shorts.
[49:29] >> See, Gen Z or Gen Alpha will never have
[49:31] a jackass.
[49:32] >> You don't think so? No, I think those
[49:34] but what about these streamers that keep
[49:35] getting beat up?
[49:36] >> Yeah, they're came up.
[49:36] >> Oh, is that is that a thing?
[49:37] >> Yeah, these streamers like picking
[49:38] fights at people and getting [ __ ] up.
[49:40] All right. All right. Yeah.
[49:42] >> Yeah. There's a lot of streamers that
[49:43] are getting that [ __ ] beaten out of them
[49:45] >> in a good way.
[49:46] >> Well, I mean they're getting they're
[49:47] provoking people and occasionally they
[49:49] provoke the wrong person.
[49:50] >> They fight club it until somebody picks
[49:51] a fight back with them.
[49:52] >> There's this one with uh Tikki. Tikki
[49:54] fought for the UFC. He's like a top
[49:56] level trainer, manages fighters and this
[49:59] uh streamer kid is in his face telling
[50:00] him he's going to [ __ ] him up. And Tiki
[50:02] Tikki's like, "Oh, really?" And he's
[50:03] like, "Yeah, I'll [ __ ] you up for sure."
[50:05] And then he like moves too close to him
[50:06] and Tikki just cracks him.
[50:08] >> Is that the elbow?
[50:09] >> No, I think he punched him. I don't know
[50:10] if he elbowed him or punched. It's so
[50:12] hard to tell cuz it happened so fast.
[50:14] >> Mhm.
[50:14] >> But it's like the dude's in his And this
[50:15] is a dude that this guy, watch this. And
[50:17] he's got a drink in his hand.
[50:20] >> Is it an elbow? Slow that down a little
[50:21] bit.
[50:22] >> That was right on the jaw.
[50:23] >> That's It either is a punch or an elbow.
[50:25] It's hard to say cuz it happens so fast.
[50:26] Yeah, it's an elbow.
[50:28] >> Drink. What did he say to him?
[50:29] >> Nice elbow. You sure that was an elbow?
[50:31] He said he was gonna [ __ ] him up.
[50:33] [snorts]
[50:33] >> Why?
[50:34] >> He said he's gonna slap him. I'll slap
[50:35] the [ __ ] out of you. Something like
[50:36] that.
[50:37] >> No. Is that just cause the Yeah, I
[50:39] thought he's the wrong guy to [ __ ] with,
[50:41] >> right?
[50:41] >> Like Tikki is really good.
[50:43] >> Tikki Masala.
[50:44] >> He's big. I wouldn't even if he didn't
[50:46] do UFC, I wouldn't walk up to him and be
[50:48] like, "What are you going to do?" [ __ ]
[50:49] >> Exactly. [laughter] Crazy.
[50:50] >> He knew to drop it. He was like whiskey.
[50:54] >> Well, that's probably why so calm until
[50:55] the second. But he dropped it. He let it
[50:57] go.
[50:57] >> Drop and elbows.
[50:59] >> Nice technique, too. One more time on
[51:00] that. J.
[51:02] >> That was a hook. The kids was like
[51:03] really bad.
[51:04] >> Well, the elbow's just as powerful,
[51:05] dude. That's Especially coming out of
[51:07] Tiki.
[51:08] >> So, let's see what he says to him. He
[51:09] said a bunch of [ __ ] to him.
[51:12] >> I said straight up.
[51:13] >> Are you the guy that got slapped on
[51:15] video?
[51:15] >> I did. But I'll slap the [ __ ] out you
[51:16] though.
[51:16] >> Oh, you were.
[51:18] >> I'm going to show you the inside of the
[51:20] house.
[51:20] >> Make No, I'm making another clip.
[51:23] >> Don't do that.
[51:24] >> Seriously, don't do that.
[51:26] Oh,
[51:29] [laughter]
[51:29] >> there's your
[51:31] >> But these some of these streamers, man,
[51:33] they make their whole [ __ ] career out
[51:35] of doing stuff like that. He got up.
[51:37] >> Who's that guy?
[51:37] >> Wow, he got up.
[51:38] >> It's hard to say what's going on.
[51:40] >> Or is that the bouncer?
[51:42] >> It's hard to say what's happening.
[51:44] >> It is hard to say. It's not him that got
[51:46] up. It's some other It's a girl or
[51:47] something.
[51:47] >> Well, I think he probably got up, too,
[51:49] because I see the black jacket. It's But
[51:51] it seems like he ran in there. That's
[51:53] him. ran ran there after him and threw a
[51:55] couple punches at him.
[51:56] >> I mean, the fact that he took that is
[51:57] pretty impressive.
[51:59] >> I would have gone night night.
[52:01] >> Yeah, but you wouldn't you wouldn't have
[52:02] been there.
[52:03] >> I wouldn't have been going, I'll [ __ ]
[52:04] knock you out.
[52:05] >> Never done that in the first place. The
[52:07] whole thing is crazy.
[52:08] >> I would be like, hey, he was talking
[52:08] more [ __ ] on the way up.
[52:09] >> But there's so many of these guys that
[52:11] are picking fights. They're just doing
[52:12] anything they can to get attention to go
[52:14] viral.
[52:14] >> Damn,
[52:15] >> it's like a nightmare walking down the
[52:17] street and someone's like, "What's up,
[52:18] bitch?"
[52:19] >> Oh boy.
[52:20] >> Well, I'm going to look like a [ __ ]
[52:22] I'm not going to do
[52:22] >> I hate those. It's some guy with his
[52:24] girlfriend at like at like Target and
[52:26] they just start mocking him and mocking
[52:27] the girl in front of him, forcing his
[52:29] hand and dude, I'm just trying to shop.
[52:31] >> I don't want to fight you. Who are you?
[52:33] >> That's how people get shot.
[52:34] >> Yeah, for sure.
[52:35] >> Yeah. You do it in the wrong place. It's
[52:37] terrible.
[52:38] >> But it's just these kids today, like
[52:40] there's so many of them that are just
[52:41] trying to get famous. Like the number
[52:42] one thing that kids want today is to get
[52:45] famous. You know, they used to like do a
[52:46] list, what do you want to do when you
[52:47] grow up? What are your goals? Like a
[52:49] giant percentage of them are get famous.
[52:51] >> That's true. What's up with that
[52:53] clavvicular homo? You know what I'm
[52:55] talking about? [laughter] That guy.
[52:56] [clears throat]
[52:56] >> I think he's the opposite of a homo. I
[52:58] think his whole thing is looks maxing to
[53:00] get chicks.
[53:00] >> That sounds gay to me.
[53:02] >> What is looks maxing?
[53:04] >> Well, one of the things he does
[53:05] apparently hits his face with a hammer
[53:07] to put micro micro breaks in his face to
[53:10] make his jaw trans. You're just mantoman
[53:12] trans.
[53:13] >> There you go.
[53:14] >> Oh, manto man trans.
[53:15] >> Yeah. You've just altered your looks to
[53:17] make yourself more abender.
[53:19] >> Wow.
[53:19] >> Yes.
[53:20] >> Interesting. Gender affirming.
[53:22] Le tits then. Is that trans for girls?
[53:24] >> Yeah,
[53:25] >> let's do it. Absolutely.
[53:26] >> I like it.
[53:26] >> No, don't take fake tits.
[53:28] >> All right, leave fake tits. But you
[53:29] can't [ __ ] make us You can't be It's
[53:30] gender affirming. If you're like men
[53:32] look this way, then you're like, "All
[53:34] right, so there's a [snorts] separate."
[53:35] It's like you can be something you're
[53:36] not.
[53:38] [sighs]
[53:39] >> He gets laid though.
[53:40] >> I'm sure. [clears throat]
[53:40] >> Oh, I'm sure he does. He's a handsome
[53:41] fellow.
[53:42] >> He's very handsome. He's handsome, but
[53:43] he's like apparently he does meth and he
[53:45] Yeah, he talks about it because like he
[53:47] finds it better than Adderall for
[53:48] controlling his appetite. [laughter]
[53:51] That'll do it. Like this is the thing
[53:53] like they want to be lean.
[53:54] >> The wheels are going to come possible.
[53:56] You can't do meth but
[53:58] >> entertaining. It's better than aderall
[54:00] for control. How about just self-will?
[54:02] >> I don't overdosed the other day on
[54:04] stream.
[54:05] >> Easy. [laughter]
[54:07] >> What do you overdose on?
[54:08] >> I don't.
[54:09] >> Which one is he?
[54:10] >> They don't say.
[54:12] >> That's him. Yeah, he is handsome.
[54:14] >> It's a longer clip.
[54:14] >> He's pretty handsome. So, what did he
[54:16] just fall apart?
[54:16] >> Oh, they took it off the camera, but
[54:18] yeah, he's just like falling down a kh.
[54:20] could be about.
[54:20] >> You know what? I I actually saw this and
[54:22] he was What was cool about was how nice
[54:23] he was to everybody.
[54:24] >> Oh,
[54:25] >> like even while he's like
[54:26] >> overdosing
[54:27] >> overdosing, he's like people are coming
[54:28] up. Can I get a picture? He's like,
[54:29] yeah, yeah, yeah.
[54:31] >> Molly
[54:33] Molly.
[54:33] >> He looks like he's having a good
[54:34] >> definitely Molly. It could be Molly.
[54:36] That may maybe why he's so nice to
[54:37] everybody.
[54:38] >> Yeah, that's not a Khole. I bet one of
[54:39] those. You don't smile.
[54:42] >> Oh [ __ ]
[54:43] >> But is that overdosing or is he just on
[54:46] it? That's why it's the clips are going
[54:47] around saying overdosing again.
[54:50] >> It's not overdosing.
[54:51] >> Gesture maxing is so funny.
[54:53] >> These terms look like a boy band mocking
[54:56] and streamer. Everything is toxic and
[54:58] dangerous. Look at that. Streamer looks
[55:00] maxing culture is tough and culture.
[55:03] >> What is culture?
[55:04] >> What is gooning?
[55:05] >> Gooning is a thing. We've had this
[55:07] argument. What's gooning?
[55:08] >> It's
[55:10] masturbating to just really obsessing
[55:11] over anything.
[55:13] >> It's hilarious.
[55:14] >> Okay.
[55:14] >> Yeah. So like a stalker is gooning.
[55:16] >> Could be.
[55:18] >> I don't know if you're getting that
[55:19] right. Double goon.
[55:20] >> It just means like you obsess over
[55:21] something which is like like
[55:23] masturbation all the time. And that that
[55:24] has become like obsession.
[55:27] >> But I think it stayed with masturbation.
[55:28] >> It's definitely just masturbating. It's
[55:30] It's all It's basically just being as
[55:31] horny as you can [ __ ] be. And it's
[55:33] very funny.
[55:33] >> All right. It is.
[55:34] >> I've quite a bit in my day.
[55:36] >> Yeah. Oh yeah. You're a gooner.
[55:38] >> I'm a gooner.
[55:39] >> Yeah.
[55:39] >> All right.
[55:41] >> What?
[55:41] >> Can I get one of them beers?
[55:42] >> Yeah. It's beer time. Feel like one of
[55:44] those.
[55:44] >> JOE ROGAN'S BACK.
[55:45] >> YEAH.
[55:46] >> EIGHT MONTHS off the sauce.
[55:49] >> M moderation.
[55:50] >> He went on a He went on moderation is
[55:51] the key.
[55:52] >> He went on a drink back in a drinking uh
[55:54] withdrawal until Trump said he could do
[55:56] mushrooms as well. And then he goes,
[55:57] "Okay, [laughter] fine. Fine. I'll drink
[55:58] it."
[55:59] >> What was that like beating the oval off?
[56:01] >> Pretty [ __ ] strange. The whole thing
[56:03] was strange. How about sending him a
[56:04] text message explaining everything to
[56:06] him and him saying, "Let's do it."
[56:07] >> Wow,
[56:09] >> dude. Let's do it. And then the next
[56:10] day,
[56:10] >> I think that's his problem. He keeps
[56:12] saying, "Yeah, let's do it." [laughter]
[56:14] >> He's getting texts from BB. He goes,
[56:15] "Yeah, [ __ ] it."
[56:17] >> It always works out for me.
[56:18] >> Shut down the straight. He gives a [ __ ]
[56:21] >> He showed up at the UFC event. He shakes
[56:24] my hand. He goes, "It's done."
[56:25] >> What?
[56:25] >> And then a week later, we were in the
[56:27] White House with all the vets. All those
[56:28] vets that had taken Iberane and saved
[56:31] their life.
[56:31] >> You should have had Okay, it's missed
[56:33] opportunity. You should have had all
[56:34] those vets and then a couple like
[56:35] dreadlocked white guys who are also
[56:37] like, "This is going to help me a lot,
[56:39] too.
[56:39] >> This is going to [ __ ] rule. I should
[56:41] have had Duncan.
[56:42] >> I should have had Duncan.
[56:43] >> Duncan [clears throat] dressed like a
[56:43] shaman. [laughter]
[56:46] >> Everyone's going to benefit from this
[56:47] >> with a hat on like you're wearing.
[56:49] [laughter]
[56:50] >> We should have wore that [ __ ] hat
[56:52] with a suit behind the
[56:54] >> president. Well, I had a suit jacket and
[56:56] everything. I was prepared, but it was
[56:57] in the other room, but he goes, "Come on
[56:58] in the Oval Office." So, he brought me
[57:00] in the Oval Office early.
[57:01] >> You were not wearing a suit? I didn't
[57:02] see
[57:02] >> I had a jacket, a suit jack. I didn't
[57:04] have a I was going to wear a tie, but I
[57:05] hate ties. I said, "Let me just dress
[57:07] like I dress at the UFC. It looks fine."
[57:09] I wore my UFC [ __ ] outfit.
[57:10] >> You were like Zillinsky in a tracksuit.
[57:12] >> No, I had a nice button-up shirt, nice
[57:14] pair of pants, nice dress shoes. I was
[57:17] respectable, but I just wasn't wearing a
[57:19] tie. And but I did have a suit jacket,
[57:20] but it was in the other room. But he
[57:22] dragged me into the Oval Office. Come
[57:23] over here. Look at this. It looks so
[57:24] beautiful. Now he's like showing me all
[57:26] the new gold work. The Oval Office has
[57:28] like gold everywhere now. It's like all
[57:30] gold leaf everywhere. It's pretty
[57:32] impressive.
[57:33] Him.
[57:34] >> Oh, he loves gold.
[57:35] >> Definitely not the Persian.
[57:36] >> Bin Laden loved gold. He loves it. He He
[57:39] like loves doing up the Oval Office.
[57:41] >> Shane and I took a tour in Oklahoma. We
[57:44] took a tour of the White House
[57:45] >> when
[57:46] >> two years ago.
[57:47] >> No, a year.
[57:48] >> A year.
[57:49] >> DC. No.
[57:50] >> No. Trump years. He wasn't there. So we
[57:51] got in, but they're like you can't go
[57:52] into the Oval Office. We're like craning
[57:54] our head in with like our feet just on
[57:56] the outside like hold my hand like in
[57:58] there. Saw the big Gulf of America post.
[58:01] >> Oh, this is back. Yeah. He had literally
[58:02] just had a map next to his desk that
[58:04] says Gulf of America. You're like, damn,
[58:05] [laughter]
[58:06] >> it's a map of water.
[58:07] >> God damn. Especially cuz you're like
[58:09] walking through and you're like, damn,
[58:10] Lincoln.
[58:10] >> There's a lot. Look at all these cool
[58:12] things. And then you see Gulf of America
[58:13] next to the desk. You're like,
[58:15] >> hey, [laughter] what is that really
[58:17] gross bill that they just passed,
[58:19] though? What is that FISA bill that they
[58:21] just passed, Jamie?
[58:22] >> Uh,
[58:23] >> yeah. Something just happened where
[58:24] every people are freaking the [ __ ] out.
[58:27] Bill,
[58:27] >> it's something
[58:29] it has something to do with uh them
[58:31] being able to look into all your private
[58:33] communications without a warrant. Oh, I
[58:35] don't like that.
[58:35] >> Is there a new one? Someone told me that
[58:37] every new car is going to have AI
[58:39] testing to see if you're drunk or not.
[58:41] And then they also won't abuse it
[58:42] >> in 2027.
[58:43] >> Bad news. Look at you while you're
[58:46] driving to make sure that you're not
[58:47] hammered to get video of you.
[58:50] >> No more smoking joint drive.
[58:52] >> Get an old car.
[58:54] >> Get an old Mustang.
[58:55] >> Is that a real thing?
[58:56] >> Senate's likely to reject the House
[58:57] pass.
[58:57] >> Good.
[58:58] >> Thank God. We should force him to reject
[59:00] it. Jesus Christ. This is crazy. um
[59:02] three-year extension of section 702
[59:04] foreign intelligence surveillance act
[59:06] that allows federal government to
[59:07] collect communications of non-citizens
[59:09] outside the US though it's often
[59:12] includes communications with American
[59:14] citizens
[59:15] >> but then if they suspect you of it like
[59:17] with Tucker Tucker was communicating
[59:20] with uh Putin's people to do an
[59:22] interview through signal
[59:24] >> so they took his encoded is like so it's
[59:27] all encrypted they took his encrypted
[59:30] signal and They decrypted it. Someone
[59:33] who knows this stuff explained it to me.
[59:35] Said it cost about $600,000 to do that.
[59:38] They said they can decrypt encrypted
[59:41] messages. They just have to get the
[59:43] data. So somehow or another, they got
[59:44] the data off of his phone. They
[59:47] unencrypted it and then they contacted
[59:49] him said, "We know that you're meeting
[59:50] with Putin." He's like, "How the [ __ ] do
[59:51] you know?" They're like, "We read your
[59:53] signal." And he's like, "What?" Like,
[59:55] >> but he's like, "Yeah, I mean I am
[59:56] meeting with him. I'm doing an
[59:56] interview. I'm a journalist."
[59:58] >> Yeah. Well, that was his position. But
[59:59] it was also his position that he's using
[01:00:01] an encrypted app. Like they unless
[01:00:04] they're suspecting him of a crime, they
[01:00:06] shouldn't be able to look at his
[01:00:07] encrypted messages.
[01:00:09] >> So like this idea that, you know, you're
[01:00:10] sending things on signal and no one can
[01:00:12] read them. I think that's [ __ ] I
[01:00:14] think it's more difficult to read them.
[01:00:16] >> So local cops are not going to do it if
[01:00:18] you're just buying Molly, right?
[01:00:19] >> That's not worth 600 grand.
[01:00:21] >> Exactly.
[01:00:22] >> Didn't Heg Seth [ __ ] get leaked too on
[01:00:24] Signal? Remember that like a year ago? I
[01:00:26] think that was because th those people
[01:00:28] accidentally included a journalist.
[01:00:31] >> So it was like a giant group of like 10
[01:00:33] people or something like that and one of
[01:00:35] them was a [ __ ] journalist,
[01:00:36] >> these knuckleheads. And the journalist
[01:00:39] just released all the text me. So they
[01:00:40] were sending emojis after we bombed
[01:00:42] Iran.
[01:00:42] >> Here's a fun story today.
[01:00:43] >> Wait, that guy
[01:00:44] >> suicide note purportedly written by
[01:00:46] Jeffrey Epstein weeks before his death
[01:00:47] in jail has been kept secret for years,
[01:00:49] locked up in a courthouse. That means
[01:00:50] investigators scrutinizing his death
[01:00:52] lacked what could have been a key piece
[01:00:54] of evidence. last hour they're saying
[01:00:55] there's a a note they found that just
[01:00:58] >> there's a brand new note
[01:00:59] >> just all of a sudden exists. No one's
[01:01:01] just they haven't shown it or said what
[01:01:02] it says. They're just everyone's not
[01:01:04] reporting.
[01:01:05] >> Well, how about the [ __ ] autopsy that
[01:01:07] says that his prostate was unremarkable.
[01:01:10] But meanwhile, he had his prostate
[01:01:12] removed.
[01:01:12] >> Oh boy.
[01:01:14] >> There's a lot of people that don't even
[01:01:14] believe he died.
[01:01:15] >> I think he's alive. I think they just
[01:01:17] face off him
[01:01:18] >> and [snorts] he's living a good life
[01:01:20] somewhere.
[01:01:20] >> You just think changed him?
[01:01:22] >> Yeah. I think that all the people that
[01:01:23] all go to that stuff like don't worry if
[01:01:24] we kill you then we're all worried about
[01:01:26] ourselves. We're just going to relocate
[01:01:27] you.
[01:01:28] >> Israel.
[01:01:28] >> Israel maybe.
[01:01:29] >> That's what I heard from Mezer.
[01:01:31] >> For Mezer. [laughter] It wouldn't be
[01:01:33] Israel. He'd live somewhere like
[01:01:34] >> Why would he live in Israel? That's a
[01:01:35] place where he's most protected.
[01:01:36] >> Be like Cambodia. True.
[01:01:38] >> No, they'll kill him in Cambodia. You
[01:01:40] got to live in Israel.
[01:01:41] >> No, there's parents in Israel.
[01:01:42] >> Of who?
[01:01:43] >> People.
[01:01:44] >> Yeah, but you know that's like the
[01:01:45] number one place where like sex
[01:01:46] offenders [laughter] go from America
[01:01:48] that are Jewish that are in trouble.
[01:01:49] Yeah.
[01:01:50] >> Take anybody in. I didn't know that.
[01:01:52] >> Yeah,
[01:01:52] >> they take anybody in.
[01:01:54] >> Especially Jewish people. They'll just
[01:01:55] take you.
[01:01:56] >> Wow. Jews have had a run. You get maid
[01:01:58] off Weinstein. Thank you. Hell yeah.
[01:02:00] Thank you.
[01:02:01] >> The other guy.
[01:02:02] >> Nice.
[01:02:02] >> Hell of a run. You guys are
[01:02:04] >> Cosby.
[01:02:05] [laughter]
[01:02:08] >> Yeah. Kind of proves Kanye's point a
[01:02:10] little bit.
[01:02:10] >> I don't love the uh the Kimmel [ __ ] is
[01:02:12] annoying. Like the fighting with Kimmel
[01:02:14] over the jokes. Like come on, man.
[01:02:16] >> I mean, here's the thing about Adam
[01:02:18] Collo had a really good point. He said
[01:02:20] that joke. He said that joke on a
[01:02:22] Thursday. On Friday, nobody gave a [ __ ]
[01:02:24] because the Kimmel. He said a joke about
[01:02:27] Melania. He made his own mock White
[01:02:29] House press correspondents dinner and he
[01:02:31] said Melania has the the glow of a woman
[01:02:34] who's recently widowed.
[01:02:35] >> Okay.
[01:02:36] >> Just that's it.
[01:02:37] >> It's an old guy joke like he's going to
[01:02:38] die soon.
[01:02:39] >> Yeah, it could be. Or an assassination
[01:02:41] joke if you want to take it that way.
[01:02:42] But he is old after the attempt.
[01:02:45] >> No, before. So it's on Thursday. And
[01:02:47] this is Caro's point. It's a really good
[01:02:49] point. He said no one gave a [ __ ] on
[01:02:50] Friday. It came out It came out on
[01:02:52] Thursday. No one cared on Friday. No one
[01:02:54] cared on Saturday until Saturday night
[01:02:55] when the assassination attempt and then
[01:02:57] all a sudden everyone's blaming Kimmel.
[01:02:58] >> It's so funny that the right-wing turned
[01:03:00] into the same [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and
[01:03:02] the leftwing are the same [ __ ] It is
[01:03:05] the same.
[01:03:05] >> It's human behavior patterns. You could
[01:03:08] call them left or right. I mean, this is
[01:03:09] why the left supports war in Ukraine.
[01:03:13] It's like the why the left supports
[01:03:15] censorship. It's like the same patterns.
[01:03:17] It's control. Control and power.
[01:03:19] >> You want your side to win?
[01:03:20] >> Yeah, 100%.
[01:03:20] >> That's where they found the note.
[01:03:22] >> Where?
[01:03:22] >> Nicholas Tartagalone FOUND IT.
[01:03:24] >> AH,
[01:03:25] >> WHO'S THAT?
[01:03:26] >> The guy who killed him. The [ __ ]
[01:03:27] super jacked
[01:03:30] >> contract killer cellmate that he had.
[01:03:32] >> You know that story?
[01:03:33] >> No. His cellmate was a [ __ ] super
[01:03:35] jacked cop who killed drug dealers.
[01:03:38] >> Yeah. Dude was a gorilla. I mean, [ __ ]
[01:03:40] Show Ari a picture of the guy.
[01:03:42] Tartagleon is this [ __ ] huge evil
[01:03:45] corrupt cop. Yeah. Super Guinea. He's
[01:03:48] like a roided up guinea.
[01:03:49] >> Damn.
[01:03:50] >> Get an image.
[01:03:51] >> I'd like to see this cat.
[01:03:52] >> Look at Damn,
[01:03:53] >> bro. Imagine that guy's your [ __ ]
[01:03:56] cellmate and sucks.
[01:03:57] >> And he's killed four guys, four drug
[01:03:59] dealers and contract killers.
[01:04:01] >> What's he in jail for?
[01:04:02] >> Murder.
[01:04:03] >> Oh,
[01:04:03] >> quadruple slaying.
[01:04:04] >> He was in there for [ __ ] dogs.
[01:04:06] >> No,
[01:04:08] the picture. [laughter]
[01:04:09] >> Dogs are all his buddies.
[01:04:11] >> Cute dogs.
[01:04:11] >> Cute little doggies.
[01:04:13] >> He's a pretty good dog.
[01:04:14] >> I told you he was kissing those dogs.
[01:04:15] He's [ __ ] murdering people and then
[01:04:18] they put him in the sale with with
[01:04:20] Epstein and then he said Epstein tried
[01:04:21] to kill him 18 days before he died. He
[01:04:23] complained or excuse me he said
[01:04:25] Tartagleion uh tried to kill Epstein.
[01:04:28] Epste complained tried to kill him.
[01:04:30] Yeah. But we tried to strangle him to
[01:04:32] death.
[01:04:32] >> Whoa.
[01:04:33] >> And he found him they found him
[01:04:34] unconscious and unresponsive.
[01:04:36] >> McGra to break out of it. McGra say
[01:04:39] [laughter]
[01:04:40] whatever they do.
[01:04:42] >> Whatever they do.
[01:04:43] >> Yeah.
[01:04:44] Crab mega hat. [laughter]
[01:04:48] >> That whole Epstein thing is so crazy
[01:04:50] that no one's gone to jail for that.
[01:04:51] >> It's pretty surprising that they're
[01:04:52] still not releasing it.
[01:04:53] >> Here's crazy. No arrests. No, no, no
[01:04:57] one's like being brought in. Meanwhile,
[01:04:59] Comey is getting arrested for a photo of
[01:05:02] seashells that say 8647.
[01:05:04] >> He's getting arrested for that.
[01:05:06] >> Yeah. What's 86?
[01:05:07] >> What's 8647?
[01:05:08] >> 86 get rid of President 47.
[01:05:11] >> But you could say kill. But 86 is if you
[01:05:14] get fired, what happened to Mike? He got
[01:05:16] 86, right?
[01:05:17] >> It doesn't mean you got killed.
[01:05:19] >> But this is a crazy thing to arrest
[01:05:20] someone for.
[01:05:21] >> Of course,
[01:05:21] >> FBI arrested in Virginia, appears
[01:05:24] briefly in court.
[01:05:25] >> Well, they already like had it out for
[01:05:27] him.
[01:05:27] >> I know excuse a cra This is the problem
[01:05:30] with these guys is it sets a crazy
[01:05:33] precedent
[01:05:36] precedent.
[01:05:37] >> That's already That's the worst. Like
[01:05:39] that's crazy. FBI like, "Oh, you went
[01:05:42] after me." Well, now we're going after
[01:05:43] you for nothing. It doesn't matter.
[01:05:45] >> It's nuts. It's nuts. Like, you're going
[01:05:46] after someone for something that's just
[01:05:48] silly. 8647 is get rid of 47,
[01:05:52] >> right? Speech,
[01:05:53] >> but it's just like arresting a guy for
[01:05:55] that is nuts.
[01:05:56] >> Come don't play that.
[01:05:58] >> Yeah. I mean, it's one thing like if you
[01:06:00] have like a photo of him, like an AI,
[01:06:03] you post an AI photo of him dead,
[01:06:05] >> you know, with bullet holes in him.
[01:06:07] Like, wouldn't that be nice?
[01:06:08] >> I guess. But also,
[01:06:09] >> but even that,
[01:06:10] >> but even that's okay.
[01:06:12] >> FBI director, not as a FBI director,
[01:06:14] >> right? But he's a former FBI director,
[01:06:16] so he's a private citizen at that point.
[01:06:18] He'd already left the office.
[01:06:20] >> It's crazy. Trump could take a shot, but
[01:06:22] not a joke.
[01:06:23] >> It's just retaliation for going after
[01:06:24] Trump.
[01:06:25] >> Well, it is, but it's like they're just
[01:06:27] looking for any reason. But it just
[01:06:29] doesn't seem It seems like there should
[01:06:31] be other reasons. Like if the guy really
[01:06:32] was dirty, you should have something on
[01:06:34] him other than this seashell picture.
[01:06:36] >> It's not. He just hates him and he's
[01:06:38] using that.
[01:06:39] >> I [clears throat] know, but it sets such
[01:06:41] This was my thing when people weren't
[01:06:43] upset about ICE people in the street
[01:06:44] with masks on and no identification. I'm
[01:06:47] like, this sets a crazy precedent. Yeah,
[01:06:49] I understand you want the undocumented
[01:06:50] criminals out of the country. I agree.
[01:06:53] However, you're setting a precedent for
[01:06:56] militarized people with seven weeks
[01:06:58] training to be walking around with
[01:07:00] [ __ ] weapons of war and flack jackets
[01:07:03] with no ID and masks on. That's all I'm
[01:07:06] saying. Like this is a slippery [ __ ]
[01:07:08] slope you're going down.
[01:07:09] >> Yeah, it's no bueno.
[01:07:10] >> But then also they wouldn't have to be
[01:07:12] there like that if there wasn't these or
[01:07:14] there wouldn't be any conflict if it
[01:07:15] wasn't organized paid for protests. They
[01:07:18] paid people to protest. They paid people
[01:07:20] because they had the [ __ ] all that
[01:07:22] fraud in Minnesota. The reason why it
[01:07:24] was in Minneapolis why the [ __ ] the
[01:07:26] protests were strongest in Minneapolis
[01:07:28] and organized cuz that's where all the
[01:07:30] fraud was. That's where all the people
[01:07:31] were getting caught. So they said,
[01:07:32] "Let's diffuse this." and Mike Benz.
[01:07:35] >> But it's not it's not you don't just
[01:07:37] give Rando guns and go, "All right, they
[01:07:39] went over they overstep. So here you're
[01:07:41] seven weeks training. Go ahead, go
[01:07:43] guns." They gave him $50,000 signing
[01:07:45] bonus. So yeah, you get a $50,000
[01:07:48] signing bonus. Joy. And by the way, a
[01:07:50] lot of them lot of them Mexican. A lot
[01:07:53] of them Mexican,
[01:07:55] >> including the two guys that shot that
[01:07:57] dude in Minneapolis. Both Mexicans. Got
[01:07:59] to make my note. Excuse me. Hispanic,
[01:08:02] Latino, had Latin names.
[01:08:04] >> Oh, interesting.
[01:08:05] >> I was at the airport in Philly and a ICE
[01:08:07] agent was like, "Yo, my man, what's up?"
[01:08:09] And I was like, "Yo, chill." [laughter]
[01:08:12] What the [ __ ] Don't ask me for a
[01:08:14] picture.
[01:08:14] >> Do you see that Trump renamed it instead
[01:08:16] of ICE? Now it's nice.
[01:08:17] >> I saw that.
[01:08:19] >> It's nice now instead of ICE.
[01:08:21] >> So now you're protesting nice.
[01:08:22] >> It's National
[01:08:24] Immigrations, Customs Enforcement.
[01:08:26] >> He's done it again.
[01:08:28] >> Never mind. [laughter] Oh yeah, man. Our
[01:08:30] leader.
[01:08:31] >> That's funny.
[01:08:31] >> He's a wild boy.
[01:08:32] >> Still funny.
[01:08:33] >> That is funny calling it nice.
[01:08:35] >> Did you Is your thing about to go off?
[01:08:36] Is that why you stop it?
[01:08:37] >> I just realized I left my kid in a
[01:08:38] Somali daycare.
[01:08:40] >> I got to go pick him up.
[01:08:41] >> He'll be fine.
[01:08:42] >> Nice while I was gone. Did they go nuts?
[01:08:44] >> No.
[01:08:45] >> Yeah.
[01:08:45] >> Well, you don't know about Alex.
[01:08:47] >> Executed two citizens.
[01:08:48] >> Good for you.
[01:08:49] >> Boy, you've been gone, huh? [laughter]
[01:08:51] >> But
[01:08:51] >> killed two citizens.
[01:08:52] >> Well, there's one lady that got killed
[01:08:54] in a car because she was they were
[01:08:56] trying to tell her to stay put. She was
[01:08:58] protesting and [ __ ] with them and
[01:09:00] then she drove when the cop tried to
[01:09:02] step in front of her car. She's clearly
[01:09:04] turning her wheel away from him. She's
[01:09:07] not trying to run him over and he just
[01:09:09] >> a cop or ice.
[01:09:10] >> Ice guy.
[01:09:10] >> Ice.
[01:09:11] >> Yeah.
[01:09:11] >> And he said [ __ ]
[01:09:12] >> an American born citizen.
[01:09:14] >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Fat lady. A crazy lady
[01:09:16] who say anyone but Yes.
[01:09:18] >> Yeah.
[01:09:19] >> Lesbian
[01:09:20] >> allegedly. Yeah. I mean the girlfriend
[01:09:22] was there.
[01:09:23] >> Do you believe in them though for real?
[01:09:25] >> Oh yeah. She looked like a lesbian.
[01:09:28] You don't think?
[01:09:28] >> No, they seemed legit. [laughter]
[01:09:30] >> She had a kid. She looked like Brock
[01:09:32] Lesnar.
[01:09:32] >> She She's a newly lesbian lady.
[01:09:36] >> Okay.
[01:09:36] >> Newly lesbian.
[01:09:37] >> What was the backlash on that?
[01:09:38] >> It was pretty bad. Yeah, pretty bad
[01:09:41] backlash. And then this Alex guy that
[01:09:44] did manage that one. The Alex Freddy guy
[01:09:46] was not the Alex Prey guy was carrying a
[01:09:48] gun and so he was open carrying or
[01:09:52] concealed carrying and like phys
[01:09:54] physically pushing cops
[01:09:56] >> like it was kind of crazy. And then they
[01:09:58] tackle him. They found out he's a gun.
[01:09:59] This is where it gets crazy. One of the
[01:10:01] border protections agents grabs the gun
[01:10:03] and is taking it away. And unfortunately
[01:10:05] the gun accidentally goes off. The gun
[01:10:07] that he was carrying is called a SIG
[01:10:09] P320 and it's notorious for accidental
[01:10:13] discharges. So, this is confusing
[01:10:16] because it's hard to tell because the
[01:10:17] video is a little grainy, but most
[01:10:19] people who are experts look at it say
[01:10:21] that that at least that videos that I've
[01:10:23] watched say that that gun accident
[01:10:26] accident accidentally went off without
[01:10:27] the guy touching the trigger. So, the
[01:10:29] cop has the gun. The cops moving away
[01:10:31] with the gun. They say he has a gun for
[01:10:34] the ICE people.
[01:10:34] >> The cops say he it's border protections.
[01:10:37] It's not even ICE. It's a different
[01:10:39] organization. So the border protections
[01:10:41] guys are moving away with the gun. The
[01:10:45] gun goes off and these guys think the
[01:10:47] guy has another gun and then they start
[01:10:49] shooting him and they shoot him and kill
[01:10:50] him while they have him down. Right.
[01:10:51] >> It's a rough video.
[01:10:52] >> This is all my interpretation based on
[01:10:55] videos. I I might not be accurate, but
[01:10:57] I've seen the video. It does look like
[01:10:59] the slide moves. It does look like the
[01:11:01] sound of a gun going off corresponds
[01:11:03] with that slide moving. And that gun is
[01:11:05] notorious. Like if you look up Sig P320
[01:11:08] online, accidental discharge, you'll see
[01:11:11] tons of videos of these guns
[01:11:13] accidentally go off
[01:11:13] >> discharge.
[01:11:17] >> I haven't had one of those in a long
[01:11:18] time. I used to have them when I was
[01:11:19] kid. The wet dreams
[01:11:22] too early [laughter] been there.
[01:11:24] >> That's why [ __ ] sick. Sorry.
[01:11:28] >> [ __ ]
[01:11:29] >> Let's talk for 20 minutes. Get back to
[01:11:31] it in a second. [laughter]
[01:11:34] >> Yeah. So, you missed all the ice, all
[01:11:35] the fun.
[01:11:36] >> Good for you.
[01:11:37] >> But it's like the only reason why there
[01:11:38] were violent people in the streets
[01:11:40] protesting is because it was an
[01:11:41] organized, paid for protest. They
[01:11:43] actually physically paid people to be
[01:11:45] there and protest. They gave them signs.
[01:11:47] >> How do you get on that list to to get
[01:11:49] paid for that?
[01:11:49] >> You got to get on some wacky left-wing
[01:11:51] newsletter. I don't know.
[01:11:53] >> Still like,
[01:11:55] >> yeah, you don't just put random people
[01:11:56] in charge of people.
[01:11:57] >> I mean, you do have to get rid of all
[01:11:59] the cartel members and all the criminals
[01:12:00] that came across the border. I mean,
[01:12:02] they let more than 10 million people
[01:12:04] into the country over four years.
[01:12:06] >> America has a great way of like
[01:12:07] overreacting to stuff. They're like,
[01:12:09] "Oh, Saddam Hussein's a problem. Let's
[01:12:11] go in there and kill a million people."
[01:12:12] >> Yeah, America does that.
[01:12:13] >> Yeah,
[01:12:14] >> we we're like not the best people to
[01:12:15] handle stuff and we're like still like
[01:12:16] we should handle it.
[01:12:17] >> You know who else does that?
[01:12:18] >> Who?
[01:12:19] >> Israel.
[01:12:19] >> Blame everything on Israel.
[01:12:22] >> I'm not blaming everything.
[01:12:24] >> Yeah,
[01:12:25] >> they're they're a part of it. It is
[01:12:26] amazing how many high-profile Jewish
[01:12:29] people just they have a opinion about
[01:12:31] everything. But when it gets to this
[01:12:33] like
[01:12:36] >> Yes. [laughter]
[01:12:37] They just avoid that or come up with
[01:12:39] some random way to justify annihilating
[01:12:43] an entire city.
[01:12:44] >> Yeah. It's just funny to me when
[01:12:45] Americans are like, "Hey, this other
[01:12:48] country's overstepping."
[01:12:49] >> Yeah, we bumped the twice.
[01:12:51] >> Yeah, we were pretty a second.
[01:12:53] >> Afghanistan, Iraq. These [ __ ] had it
[01:12:55] really coming
[01:12:56] >> twice.
[01:12:57] >> The second one was just going, "Hey,
[01:12:59] check this out. Russia."
[01:13:00] >> Yeah, [laughter]
[01:13:01] >> I guess so.
[01:13:02] >> But yeah, whatever. Well, that was a
[01:13:04] long time ago.
[01:13:05] >> That's true.
[01:13:06] >> Everybody did That's dead. But based on
[01:13:08] today,
[01:13:09] >> oi ve [laughter]
[01:13:13] like Lebanon, bro, what they're doing in
[01:13:14] Lebanon right now is crazy.
[01:13:16] >> Well, they're looking for Hezbollah.
[01:13:17] >> They got to look under rubble.
[01:13:20] >> Barney rubble.
[01:13:22] One more time with that lighter there.
[01:13:26] >> Thank you. There we go.
[01:13:29] >> It's a wild time to be alive, kids.
[01:13:30] >> It's wild.
[01:13:31] >> But at least we're going to have drugs
[01:13:32] soon.
[01:13:32] >> That's pretty nice.
[01:13:33] >> Well, at least all those people that are
[01:13:35] hooked on pills are going to get off of
[01:13:36] them. A lot of them are. At least it's
[01:13:38] going to at least give them something
[01:13:39] that works.
[01:13:41] >> How come we can't get free healthcare?
[01:13:43] >> Yeah, right.
[01:13:44] >> Why don't we do that?
[01:13:45] >> I'm paying out the ass.
[01:13:46] >> Why can't we do that? I bet if they took
[01:13:47] all the money from fraud, it would pay
[01:13:49] for healthcare 10 times more
[01:13:51] >> or in Ukraine or Israel.
[01:13:52] >> Oh yeah, why not?
[01:13:53] >> Right.
[01:13:54] >> Well, that's what's annoying. All these
[01:13:55] politic like if we get this much money,
[01:13:56] we can cure this handle this money. What
[01:13:59] are you doing?
[01:13:59] >> I think 100% free healthcare would be an
[01:14:02] awesome thing. But you also want doctors
[01:14:05] to be incentivized to be really good at
[01:14:07] their jobs.
[01:14:07] >> For sure. But also you want like Dr.
[01:14:09] Gman, the guy that did your knee and did
[01:14:11] my knee. That's a he's a bad Why can't
[01:14:14] we have universal healthcare and private
[01:14:15] doctors? We should be able to have both
[01:14:17] of those things.
[01:14:18] >> Like public school and private school,
[01:14:19] right? Public defenders. You're allowed
[01:14:21] to have a public defender.
[01:14:22] >> Dude, the ease at which I got treated in
[01:14:23] third world countries was like
[01:14:26] >> Yeah. You just go in.
[01:14:27] >> Yeah. You go to a pharmacy,
[01:14:28] >> see somebody like here's your pills you
[01:14:30] need. Here's your here's your drops you
[01:14:31] need.
[01:14:32] >> Dirty needles and weird equipment over
[01:14:33] there.
[01:14:34] >> No.
[01:14:34] >> No.
[01:14:35] >> Really?
[01:14:35] >> It's Harvard trained doctors.
[01:14:37] >> Come on.
[01:14:37] >> Yeah. There just no upsell for
[01:14:39] >> universal healthcare system in America
[01:14:40] would cost approximately 3.0 to 3.2
[01:14:43] trillion annually. Oh,
[01:14:45] >> that's a lot.
[01:14:46] >> Which is actually less than the current
[01:14:47] system that costs around 5.3 trillion
[01:14:49] per year. So, you're talking about a
[01:14:51] savings of almost 50%.
[01:14:53] >> Why don't we get why don't we get free
[01:14:55] healthcare?
[01:14:55] >> So, a savings of 450 billion annually
[01:14:59] while providing coverage to all
[01:15:01] Americans. According to Perplexity, our
[01:15:03] AI sponsor, which is never wrong, the
[01:15:05] United States currently spends about 5.3
[01:15:07] trillion in healthcare, $15,474
[01:15:11] per person as of 2024. Even when
[01:15:14] something goes wrong and you have
[01:15:15] insurance, it's not paid for. You got to
[01:15:17] spend five grand to get anesthesia and
[01:15:19] then another five grand to go downstairs
[01:15:21] for the surgery.
[01:15:22] >> So, what do you think is the problem?
[01:15:24] What is it? What is causing
[01:15:27] the money insurance companies trying to
[01:15:29] make you president?
[01:15:29] >> Oh, thanks. It's insurance companies.
[01:15:32] >> When I read a Jew,
[01:15:33] >> I got my I got my teeth checked in in
[01:15:35] Ecuador and they were like, "You have
[01:15:36] impacted gums." I was like, "All right,
[01:15:37] I was about to go home in a week." I was
[01:15:38] like, "When I go home, I'll do I'll fix
[01:15:40] it." And they're like, "Are you nuts?
[01:15:42] >> Do it." People fly here to get that
[01:15:44] surgery.
[01:15:44] >> Mhm.
[01:15:45] >> Cuz it's so much cheaper. Flight,
[01:15:46] hotels, all that
[01:15:48] >> is much cheaper than doing it there.
[01:15:50] >> And like we have a surgeon and I was
[01:15:52] like, "Is he like trained?" And they're
[01:15:53] like, "Yeah, he went to Yale Medical
[01:15:55] School."
[01:15:55] >> Dude shows up, sacrifices, [laughter]
[01:16:00] >> why they clip Bernie, cuz he was trying
[01:16:02] to do this. So they got rid of him.
[01:16:04] >> That was one thing he was trying to do.
[01:16:05] >> It kind of blows. It's embarrassing.
[01:16:07] >> All right, let's put it this way. How
[01:16:08] much would it cost if uh school like
[01:16:11] higher education was was free?
[01:16:14] >> Oh, there's too much money in that. They
[01:16:15] won't do it.
[01:16:16] >> Well, that's the same exact thing with
[01:16:17] healthcare.
[01:16:18] >> Yeah.
[01:16:18] >> Yeah.
[01:16:20] >> That's where we're at as a country. It's
[01:16:22] all
[01:16:23] >> the same reason we're doing wars.
[01:16:24] >> Yeah.
[01:16:25] >> Money to make money.
[01:16:26] >> Of course, nothing else. Not even just
[01:16:28] oil, but defense contracts. They need
[01:16:31] >> raing it in.
[01:16:32] >> I thought it was just
[01:16:33] >> I mean, the war has already cost how
[01:16:34] much? Let's find out that. How much is
[01:16:36] the war? Let's just say globally. No,
[01:16:38] no, let's just let's just look at how
[01:16:40] much Iran has cost us.
[01:16:41] >> There we go. That's what I mean. Wait,
[01:16:43] take a guess. Shut down the [ __ ]
[01:16:44] Ukraine,
[01:16:45] >> right? But I mean just us spending money
[01:16:48] to bomb Iran. Just that the simplest
[01:16:51] lowest run without the economic impact,
[01:16:53] the oil impact.
[01:16:54] >> What about the hormuz and all that cuz
[01:16:56] all that's a
[01:16:57] >> Well, that's that's a factor. But let's
[01:16:58] just find out how much the raw money
[01:17:00] spent on the bombs.
[01:17:01] >> 25 billion.
[01:17:02] >> 25 billion.
[01:17:03] >> Ah, that's dropping the bucket. 60 days
[01:17:05] into the war.
[01:17:06] >> How much is Ukraine?
[01:17:08] >> That's a lot more.
[01:17:09] >> So, what what concerns me, not just
[01:17:12] well, all of it concerns me. One of the
[01:17:13] things that someone told me was that
[01:17:15] we've kind of depleted our weapon
[01:17:16] supplies
[01:17:17] >> cuz we b we don't have that many of
[01:17:20] those [ __ ] missiles. We gave them all
[01:17:22] Well, we gave them all to Ukraine. We
[01:17:23] gave them all to Israel, and then we
[01:17:24] gave them Now we're [ __ ] using them.
[01:17:26] >> But Zillinsky's a mooch. He just keeps
[01:17:28] wanting more.
[01:17:29] >> I don't think it's
[01:17:31] >> Oh, you think it's his?
[01:17:32] >> No, I think it's us. It's us. It's the
[01:17:35] US.
[01:17:36] >> It's money. But it's all it's all
[01:17:37] together. Every It's all big scam. Ponzi
[01:17:41] scheme. Everybody's making money.
[01:17:43] >> We should get Trump on here. [snorts]
[01:17:45] >> We're doing great. Don't let anybody lie
[01:17:47] to you. [laughter]
[01:17:49] >> Maybe maybe next time we smoo them into
[01:17:51] free healthcare.
[01:17:52] >> Maybe next time we smoo him into a
[01:17:53] protect our parks
[01:17:56] in here,
[01:17:56] >> brother. Let's do free.
[01:17:57] >> Come on, dog. Yeah.
[01:17:59] >> It's crazy too because I've gotten there
[01:18:00] was a pill I had to get like three of
[01:18:02] when I went to Asia or something and it
[01:18:04] was like I got two here. They cost me
[01:18:05] like 400 each and then the same it's the
[01:18:07] same drug in Myanmar. It's like $40.
[01:18:09] >> Well, that's one thing that he has
[01:18:10] fixed. One thing that Trump is working
[01:18:12] on is making whatever the low price is
[01:18:15] internationally the price that people
[01:18:17] pay in America. And he he told he's
[01:18:19] [ __ ] hilarious. He was telling guy
[01:18:21] I've got a friend. I don't want to say
[01:18:22] his name. Very successful. He's a big
[01:18:24] guy. He took the fat pill. It didn't
[01:18:27] work.
[01:18:28] >> [laughter]
[01:18:28] >> But he was going on about how his friend
[01:18:31] went overseas. He forgot his fat pill.
[01:18:33] He went overseas and he was in Europe
[01:18:35] and he got it for like a hundred bucks.
[01:18:37] And he's like, "This is like $1,300 in
[01:18:39] America." He's like, "It's not right.
[01:18:41] It's not right." And so he made it so
[01:18:44] that whatever the low cost is in these
[01:18:46] other countries, that's the low cost in
[01:18:47] America. That's what it costs here now.
[01:18:49] >> Is that right?
[01:18:49] >> Yes.
[01:18:50] >> Everybody's on it.
[01:18:51] >> It's like you're not going to get all
[01:18:52] good
[01:18:53] >> any drug,
[01:18:53] >> you know? You're not going to get all
[01:18:54] good with any president either, you
[01:18:56] know? you you're going to get a lot of
[01:18:58] bad [ __ ] because all these people are
[01:19:00] surrounded by demons. They're surrounded
[01:19:02] by war hawks and demons and defense
[01:19:05] contractors and scam artists in the
[01:19:07] pharmaceutical industry. There's all
[01:19:08] these [ __ ] people that are trying to
[01:19:10] make sure that they can make the most
[01:19:11] amount of money possible. Just all coke
[01:19:13] snorting demons
[01:19:15] >> allegedly.
[01:19:16] >> I was watching this documentary on uh
[01:19:18] the homeless here in Austin and they're
[01:19:20] talking about how like I was on
[01:19:22] schizophrenia medicine. I can't afford
[01:19:24] it anymore. Ah,
[01:19:25] >> and they're out there just sprinting.
[01:19:27] >> What happens if you take schizophrenia
[01:19:29] medicine and you don't have
[01:19:30] schizophrenia?
[01:19:31] >> Oo, that's I think I did that at
[01:19:34] [laughter]
[01:19:35] >> I think I took some antiscychotics and
[01:19:37] slept for 4 days. [laughter] Huge
[01:19:39] mistake.
[01:19:40] >> It helps you expired [ __ ]
[01:19:42] antiscychotic. He was like, you're take
[01:19:43] this. Does he take it? I don't know if
[01:19:46] he takes it. Was expired, so I guess
[01:19:47] not.
[01:19:48] >> Jesus Christ.
[01:19:49] >> It helps.
[01:19:49] >> Yeah, but expired medication, I was just
[01:19:51] reading this thing about that. Like most
[01:19:52] expired medication is actually still
[01:19:54] usable like up to 300% longer than they
[01:19:57] say it.
[01:19:57] >> Yeah. It's like a little bit less
[01:19:58] effective but still good.
[01:20:00] >> Yeah.
[01:20:01] >> Yeah. But I don't even know if it's less
[01:20:02] effective. This this thing was saying
[01:20:03] that it's 100% effective for a long
[01:20:05] period of time after the expiration
[01:20:06] date.
[01:20:08] >> I don't know why they have an expiration
[01:20:09] date. It's not like milk,
[01:20:11] >> right?
[01:20:11] >> You know.
[01:20:12] >> Yeah. The healthcare thing is really
[01:20:13] embarrassing to be honest.
[01:20:15] >> Institutions and some free healthcare
[01:20:16] for these fellas outside. I don't know
[01:20:19] how to I don't know how to obviously no
[01:20:20] one knows how to do something a giant
[01:20:23] percentage of those people are addicted
[01:20:24] to drugs right a giant fentinel zombies
[01:20:27] you need I gain for all those people
[01:20:29] mental health facilities you need to get
[01:20:31] them on whatever medication to fix their
[01:20:33] schizophrenia
[01:20:34] >> and it's also it's not even like a
[01:20:35] [ __ ] goodwill thing it's also like we
[01:20:38] need to [ __ ] clean
[01:20:41] it's for everybody so what are we doing
[01:20:43] why whatever
[01:20:44] >> skid in Los Angeles
[01:20:45] >> [ __ ] hold up
[01:20:46] >> skid row in Los Angeles is 50 blocks.
[01:20:49] >> 50 blocks. Five zeros.
[01:20:51] >> When I last time I looked, it said
[01:20:53] American health. Americans pay more than
[01:20:56] two times the next country for
[01:20:59] healthcare and we get the 17th best
[01:21:00] coverage.
[01:21:02] >> And we're the sickest.
[01:21:03] >> We're the sickest.
[01:21:04] >> Yeah. It's nuts. We spend the most
[01:21:05] money. Once in Toronto, it was clean.
[01:21:07] >> Yeah. You just go right to a doctor.
[01:21:09] Even just driving around, I was like,
[01:21:10] "This is crazy. How did How are we
[01:21:12] getting Why is America dog shit?"
[01:21:14] >> I know. And our [ __ ] is locked up at the
[01:21:15] CVS. They don't have that. Everybody's
[01:21:18] stealing.
[01:21:18] >> Wow. There's a lot of stealing me the
[01:21:21] most.
[01:21:21] >> Yeah. Yeah. I love to steal.
[01:21:22] >> Yeah. You steal. [laughter]
[01:21:24] >> Why you locking it up?
[01:21:26] >> Call. You got to do this before you're
[01:21:27] about to steal.
[01:21:28] >> I got a problem. Just in like airports
[01:21:30] and stuff.
[01:21:31] >> Movie theaters. You do everywhere. Come
[01:21:33] on. Don't sell yourself short.
[01:21:34] >> Watch.
[01:21:40] A little bit of a thrill. Can I get the
[01:21:41] Winona Rider thing?
[01:21:42] >> It's cheaper, too.
[01:21:43] >> Yeah, it's cheaper. Mark, the last time
[01:21:45] I saw I saw Mark Steel was we're in a
[01:21:47] movie theater and I got some popcorn and
[01:21:50] [laughter] it's I'm sure it's closed by
[01:21:52] now. And then the lady turned around and
[01:21:53] got my popcorn and then he just had beef
[01:21:55] jerky in the movie.
[01:21:57] >> Yeah, they were selling it.
[01:21:58] >> How did you get that? [laughter] He goes
[01:21:59] most expensive item. I just reached for
[01:22:00] it.
[01:22:01] >> Oh boy.
[01:22:03] >> Too they up the prices. It's
[01:22:04] >> up the prices.
[01:22:05] >> I mean, you get you get a Hudson News
[01:22:07] Cliff Bar, it's eight bucks. Not on my
[01:22:09] watch.
[01:22:09] >> It's ridiculous.
[01:22:10] >> Not on my watch.
[01:22:11] >> Once you're on the plane, you're home
[01:22:12] free. You know,
[01:22:13] >> you're raising the cost for the rest of
[01:22:14] us.
[01:22:14] >> Yeah, you are. You are. That's why I say
[01:22:16] goddamn cliff bars.
[01:22:17] >> They put that in. They they factor the
[01:22:19] the theft in.
[01:22:19] >> You're a successful person. [laughter]
[01:22:21] That's outrageous.
[01:22:22] >> Habits die hard.
[01:22:23] >> Yeah. You don't No one's going to be
[01:22:24] sympathetic towards you. You have money.
[01:22:26] >> I'm not asking you to. I'm just saying
[01:22:28] it. It's [laughter] a fun ride.
[01:22:29] >> I don't want it.
[01:22:31] >> The beef jerky tastes better when it's
[01:22:32] stolen.
[01:22:33] >> Everything tastes better when it's
[01:22:34] stolen.
[01:22:35] >> That's so weird. Diaz one time at the at
[01:22:37] the uh airport, he just comes off from
[01:22:39] one of those bodeas and he comes out, he
[01:22:40] just shows me tic tacs and it was like,
[01:22:41] "What is that for?" He goes, "Yeah,
[01:22:43] right. I got some." And they just threw
[01:22:45] in the garbage.
[01:22:46] >> Wow.
[01:22:46] >> And I was like, "What are you doing?" I
[01:22:47] was trying to stay sharp.
[01:22:49] >> That's a steel. It [laughter] rattles.
[01:22:52] >> That's a hard steel.
[01:22:52] >> That's a hard steel.
[01:22:53] >> That's right. Sharp is hilarious.
[01:22:56] >> What? [laughter]
[01:22:57] >> I don't throw it out. I
[01:22:58] >> I don't throw it out. Yeah. Yeah.
[01:23:00] >> Joey's going in for surgery today.
[01:23:01] >> Uhoh. Tits me. He's getting some.
[01:23:04] [laughter] He's getting cannons.
[01:23:06] >> Cannon cannon reduction surgery.
[01:23:08] >> He's getting top surgery.
[01:23:10] >> He's getting his tits removed.
[01:23:12] >> He's getting that big scar
[01:23:14] >> about him. Shirtless is rough.
[01:23:16] >> How many times have you seen it?
[01:23:17] >> Just once and it's burned in. [laughter]
[01:23:21] >> I've seen it. Joey Karate.
[01:23:23] >> Joey. Yeah. Joey Karate's great. Yeah.
[01:23:26] That [ __ ] guy is such an animal. High
[01:23:29] kicks and he's got his leg up to about
[01:23:30] his knee height.
[01:23:31] >> He's pretty good, dude.
[01:23:34] Is he around? Did he move here yet?
[01:23:36] >> No, but he's coming back and forth all
[01:23:37] the time. There he is.
[01:23:39] >> Look at that thing. That looks like AI.
[01:23:42] >> That's crazy.
[01:23:43] >> Jesus [laughter] Christ. How's he alive
[01:23:45] >> without context of a background? It's
[01:23:47] wild, bro. That belly is crazy.
[01:23:49] >> You got to have a decent hog if you're
[01:23:51] going to have that gut. Got a hell.
[01:23:52] >> Is he grubbing or boozing? What's that?
[01:23:54] What is that? Food.
[01:23:55] >> Food. He's grubbing. Oh, yeah. Joey
[01:23:57] can't stop beating.
[01:23:58] >> He doesn't really drink. He doesn't
[01:23:59] drink at all. I go to eat with Joey.
[01:24:01] It's It's a scene. It's a fun time.
[01:24:03] >> He loves it.
[01:24:03] >> Oh, that poor ghee.
[01:24:04] >> He goes off. He eats. He eats. He
[01:24:08] [ __ ] loves food. But he's just
[01:24:10] >> Oh, we got a new Chinese place by my
[01:24:11] place. You got to come.
[01:24:12] >> He's the most fun human.
[01:24:14] >> Sucks. [laughter]
[01:24:15] >> He's the most fun human that's ever
[01:24:17] existed.
[01:24:17] >> Yeah.
[01:24:18] >> No one's more fun.
[01:24:19] >> It's good egg.
[01:24:20] >> He's barely a real person. He's a human
[01:24:22] cartoon.
[01:24:22] >> Barely real. He's so funny.
[01:24:24] >> So, he's still getting up on stage. He's
[01:24:26] still doing sets.
[01:24:27] >> Oh, he killed He killed. He was here. He
[01:24:29] did an hour. He's He's running out.
[01:24:31] Yeah. He's got all these great stories.
[01:24:32] It's really, really good. Really well
[01:24:34] done.
[01:24:35] >> All right.
[01:24:36] >> Is the man.
[01:24:36] >> Good to have him back.
[01:24:38] >> That's the thing about comedy. We're
[01:24:40] kind of losing the uh the wildness. You
[01:24:43] know, when I when I started comedy, it
[01:24:44] was like Geraldo and all these guys are
[01:24:46] all dead now.
[01:24:47] >> Drugs.
[01:24:47] >> I think it's kind of coming back now,
[01:24:49] though. I think it's coming back because
[01:24:51] TV is going away. So, it's like it gets
[01:24:53] down to the root of what is really
[01:24:55] effective in comedy. It's wildness is
[01:24:57] more effective. It's It's more fun if
[01:24:59] you're sitting there drunk in a crowd
[01:25:01] and some dude's on stage going off
[01:25:03] saying crazy [ __ ] It's more fun.
[01:25:05] >> Yeah,
[01:25:05] >> it is more fun. But I don't know if
[01:25:07] that's actually here. I think there's a
[01:25:08] lot of [ __ ] guys with jobs.
[01:25:10] >> Sober. A lot of sobriety.
[01:25:12] >> Got to get up early for a podcast
[01:25:13] tomorrow.
[01:25:14] >> These young guys though, these young
[01:25:15] guys aren't like that. A lot of these
[01:25:17] young guys coming up are doing drugs.
[01:25:19] >> Oh, good.
[01:25:20] >> Well, they're doing clips, but they're
[01:25:21] they're still wild boys.
[01:25:22] >> Some people are still giving it.
[01:25:23] Bringing it.
[01:25:24] >> You hope so. used to be late night at
[01:25:26] the cell used to be so much fun when
[01:25:28] Mackie was drinking when it was just a
[01:25:30] drinking crowd.
[01:25:30] >> It was a lot of go a lot of whiskey.
[01:25:32] >> They There's There's that here.
[01:25:34] >> Here.
[01:25:34] >> Here for sure. Yeah, here
[01:25:36] >> like last night.
[01:25:37] >> Yeah, last night was nice.
[01:25:37] >> We did it last night.
[01:25:38] >> Yeah.
[01:25:39] >> Oh, what did I miss?
[01:25:40] >> We just some boozy.
[01:25:41] >> Just had a couple drinks.
[01:25:42] >> Just some Bruley and Bros.
[01:25:43] >> I was begging him to I was I've changed
[01:25:45] my new uh
[01:25:46] >> He has a new tattoo. He's like, "Oh,
[01:25:48] come on. Drink." I'm like, "No, I got to
[01:25:49] get up early tomorrow." He's like,
[01:25:50] "Dude, I'm like, "Oh, you're going to
[01:25:51] call me gay
[01:25:52] >> and lame, bro. I've been gone. I've had
[01:25:54] time to ruminate on this.
[01:25:55] >> You can peer. You can peer with the
[01:25:57] best.
[01:25:57] >> I got to do peer pressure.
[01:25:58] >> No, I'm just saying like I want to drink
[01:26:00] and I don't want to be alone. If you
[01:26:01] were friends, it's like you such a homo.
[01:26:04] >> I was like, "Tomorrow is going to be
[01:26:05] tough for me. I'd like it to be tough
[01:26:07] for somebody else. Do me a favor. Chug
[01:26:09] that [ __ ] drink." [laughter]
[01:26:11] >> Yeah, dear one.
[01:26:13] >> He always comes in. He has no idea what
[01:26:14] your count is. He just comes in. He
[01:26:16] goes, "You could do more." I'm like,
[01:26:17] "Yeah, I could have done one or seven
[01:26:18] and you would have no clue." Like, you
[01:26:20] got to go more.
[01:26:21] >> D Rose is up there. Doris is the worst.
[01:26:23] >> Give him a shot. It's my birthday month.
[01:26:25] >> Yes. [laughter] Yes. He's like a chick.
[01:26:28] >> He's the biggest pig in comedy. He is a
[01:26:30] pig, dude. I hate him.
[01:26:32] >> He'll he'll pour shots in your mouth. He
[01:26:34] doesn't care. He'll tilt your hand.
[01:26:35] >> He'll also go like, "Come on, don't be a
[01:26:37] [ __ ] Do a shot." And then you do. And
[01:26:39] then 10 minutes later, he's gone. And
[01:26:41] he's at KFC. [laughter]
[01:26:44] >> He's so funny how he shits on weed
[01:26:46] people, too. It's hilarious.
[01:26:47] >> He hates weed.
[01:26:48] >> It's so weird.
[01:26:49] >> I like his classic drinker. I'm with
[01:26:51] him, dude.
[01:26:52] >> He's classic drinker.
[01:26:53] >> I think he was just around a lot of all
[01:26:55] the New York comics got sober and then
[01:26:56] just smoked weed constantly
[01:26:58] >> got
[01:26:59] >> and then they're like, "Oh, you're
[01:27:00] drinking again." It's like, dude, you
[01:27:02] haven't had a thought in [ __ ] seven
[01:27:04] years. So, what are you [ __ ] talking
[01:27:06] to?
[01:27:06] >> It's all munchies.
[01:27:08] >> Ah,
[01:27:08] >> yeah. There's some I mean, everything
[01:27:10] could be abused.
[01:27:11] >> There's only a couple people in comedy
[01:27:12] that do weed like real good like Soder
[01:27:16] Jay where they're like they're just the
[01:27:17] same. They're just happy.
[01:27:19] >> Chappelle.
[01:27:20] >> Chappelle. Cuz yes, most people go in on
[01:27:22] weed. They still are out in fun.
[01:27:25] >> It's a personality thing. Totally.
[01:27:27] >> They're still still active a lot. Yeah,
[01:27:29] most people.
[01:27:29] >> It's also I think it's a biological
[01:27:31] thing cuz I think it affects people very
[01:27:33] differently. Definitely.
[01:27:34] >> Can you get high when you smoke?
[01:27:35] >> Yeah, Jamie gets smokes.
[01:27:37] >> Okay, cool.
[01:27:37] >> Edibles just don't work on the kid.
[01:27:39] >> That's wild.
[01:27:40] >> Young Jamie shrugs him off. That's
[01:27:42] crazy.
[01:27:42] >> You try to dose him up, he'll smile
[01:27:43] right in your face.
[01:27:44] >> Jamie, I'd like I'd like you to have a
[01:27:45] bruski. What's going on?
[01:27:46] >> It'd be nice. Give it.
[01:27:48] >> We talked about this earlier and I'd
[01:27:49] like I'd love for you to get involved
[01:27:50] today.
[01:27:51] >> You talked to me. I didn't really
[01:27:54] put on the beer. Put on the beer.
[01:27:55] >> All of a sudden, I'm talking. Well, it
[01:27:56] worked. He's drinking.
[01:27:59] >> It works. He said he said something
[01:28:01] nasty and that's fine.
[01:28:03] >> You for that. You talked at me. I'm
[01:28:05] trying to include you and have it. Let's
[01:28:06] have fun.
[01:28:07] >> J's a sassy [ __ ]
[01:28:08] >> He's just being just clarifying.
[01:28:10] >> He's an assassin.
[01:28:11] >> He talked at me. I didn't talk at you.
[01:28:12] How did I talk [laughter] at least was a
[01:28:14] discussion. I mean, it was one.
[01:28:15] >> Yeah, a little discussion. And I said,
[01:28:16] "Let's go watch Sixers Celtics. Let's
[01:28:18] have a couple beers."
[01:28:19] >> That's a great night.
[01:28:19] >> Go to a bar, watch the Celtics.
[01:28:23] >> Peer pressure.
[01:28:25] >> Upload the podcast.
[01:28:26] >> Fun times.
[01:28:26] >> You can upload it with four beers.
[01:28:28] >> You're Pierce Morgan.
[01:28:30] >> Yeah. Leave it till Monday. We don't
[01:28:31] care.
[01:28:32] >> When are you getting that car?
[01:28:34] >> Tomorrow.
[01:28:34] >> Yeah.
[01:28:35] >> A a tree fell on his car.
[01:28:37] >> Crash my car.
[01:28:38] >> Really? From what? The wind's here.
[01:28:40] >> They were doing some [ __ ] road work
[01:28:41] right in front of my house. And the the
[01:28:43] vi the vibrations. [laughter] Oh, they
[01:28:46] they building savage your your your car.
[01:28:49] >> You got second [laughter] tower.
[01:28:50] >> Wow.
[01:28:50] >> I I really did, dude.
[01:28:53] >> The house I live in, I'm renting this
[01:28:54] house. It's like a one of those new
[01:28:57] prefab [ __ ] or whatever those things.
[01:28:58] These new Austin houses, which are all
[01:29:01] the exact same, which I kind of don't
[01:29:02] [ __ ] like at all. Is it the same one
[01:29:05] you've been in?
[01:29:05] >> Yeah. It's like a 15t ceiling for no
[01:29:07] reason. It's one floor.
[01:29:09] >> It looks It has this type of wall that's
[01:29:11] like standard.
[01:29:12] >> It's a beautiful house.
[01:29:14] >> It is very nice. And I've The last house
[01:29:15] I was in was a [ __ ] queen's
[01:29:18] apartment, but
[01:29:19] >> that had more soul than this place.
[01:29:21] >> More soul for sure. But when I first
[01:29:23] walked into the house I'm in now, I was
[01:29:25] like, "Holy [ __ ] this is incredible."
[01:29:27] >> Yeah.
[01:29:28] >> It's not a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] house.
[01:29:31] >> It looks like a house from a porn.
[01:29:32] >> It's an Airbnb, too. It is an Airbnb.
[01:29:35] Yeah.
[01:29:35] >> It is weird how money changes you.
[01:29:37] >> Yeah.
[01:29:37] >> Like it changes what you're accustomed
[01:29:39] to.
[01:29:40] >> Mhm.
[01:29:40] >> You get a little accustom to
[01:29:42] >> I was thinking about this. Yeah. You get
[01:29:44] accustomed to the nice things, but I I
[01:29:45] keep trying to change and I'm just not
[01:29:48] really changing.
[01:29:49] >> What do you mean?
[01:29:49] >> As a human. No. Yeah. The cement is dry.
[01:29:52] You're always mechanicsburg.
[01:29:53] >> Yeah. It's Mechanicsburg. It's light
[01:29:55] beers. It's like all of a sudden I
[01:29:56] realized I'm just getting drunk at
[01:29:57] higher places,
[01:29:59] >> right?
[01:29:59] >> Like I'm just in a taller building
[01:30:01] getting drunk.
[01:30:01] >> Yeah. With more expensive beer.
[01:30:02] >> The exact same.
[01:30:05] Everybody at Deep Creek.
[01:30:06] >> It's the same beer, but the prices Yeah.
[01:30:08] Everybody at Deep Creek was like poor
[01:30:09] white trash in like Maryland. And then
[01:30:11] they like got rich and like when they
[01:30:12] were poor like we could just barely
[01:30:14] afford one Bud Light and now they're
[01:30:15] rich like 10 Bud Lights.
[01:30:17] >> What is it? [laughter]
[01:30:17] >> Deep Creek.
[01:30:18] >> Deep Creek Lake is where pontooners go
[01:30:20] to party.
[01:30:21] >> Where is that?
[01:30:22] >> It's like deep almost by West Virginia.
[01:30:25] >> Manade giant lake. It
[01:30:27] >> rules.
[01:30:28] >> Same with New Orleans. We'd go out to
[01:30:29] the boga and tube all day. Remember
[01:30:31] tubing? You sit on a river with a beer
[01:30:34] and a float in a circle.
[01:30:35] >> You just jump down, walk a long way down
[01:30:37] the [laughter] water.
[01:30:38] >> I think it's good that you're not
[01:30:39] changing. It's a good sign. It'd
[01:30:41] >> be nice if I could.
[01:30:43] >> No, I mean, you change a little. You
[01:30:45] know, you got some good stuff going on.
[01:30:48] >> Literally, if you said this to Shane
[01:30:50] yesterday, if you go, you've changed.
[01:30:51] He'd be like, "What the [ __ ] is that
[01:30:53] supposed to mean?"
[01:30:54] >> Well, it's just wrong.
[01:30:55] >> I know.
[01:30:56] >> And I'd go, "God damn, I wish I could."
[01:30:57] >> He dressed the same,
[01:30:58] >> but you're not going to stay in a
[01:30:59] Holiday Express.
[01:31:01] >> Sure.
[01:31:02] >> You've handled a nice hotel.
[01:31:03] >> You've handled fame very well. You've
[01:31:05] handled it pretty well. You haven't
[01:31:06] gotten weird at all. Now, some people
[01:31:07] get weird just from the pressure of it.
[01:31:09] Almost everybody.
[01:31:10] >> Yeah,
[01:31:11] >> almost everybody. 98% get like
[01:31:14] different.
[01:31:14] >> I'm thinking of eight comics in my head
[01:31:16] right now who have gone full diva.
[01:31:17] >> Yeah, they get weird. It's very strange.
[01:31:20] >> Shane, I know you have not changed.
[01:31:21] >> Oh, the bottom. [laughter]
[01:31:23] >> You've changed, bro. You [ __ ]
[01:31:25] changed. What the [ __ ] Wait,
[01:31:28] [ __ ] [laughter] You work for
[01:31:30] Israel.
[01:31:30] >> Now, this is this is taste of aluminum.
[01:31:34] Some people like the aluminum taste.
[01:31:36] >> Bottle beer taste in a can. commercial.
[01:31:37] I remember when I was little.
[01:31:38] >> What?
[01:31:39] >> It was some It was It was some out some
[01:31:40] beer and they go bottle beer taste in a
[01:31:42] can. I was like, "Is bottle beer
[01:31:44] better?"
[01:31:45] >> People like the aluminum flavor.
[01:31:47] >> Yeah.
[01:31:48] >> I like Give me a glass bottle a lot.
[01:31:52] >> What's this?
[01:31:53] >> Bottle beer tone.
[01:31:54] >> That's what it was.
[01:31:56] >> In a can.
[01:31:57] >> What? My memory served
[01:31:58] >> bad beer across those Keystones.
[01:32:01] >> This is a commercial from 1948.
[01:32:03] >> That's what I remember. grain.
[01:32:05] >> I remember Israel got independence and I
[01:32:06] was watching this commercial. [laughter]
[01:32:08] >> Yo, you guys you guys watch the Hogan
[01:32:10] doc?
[01:32:11] >> It's good. It's great.
[01:32:12] >> I [ __ ] cried. Good.
[01:32:14] >> Really? So good.
[01:32:15] >> When he's getting sued for taking down
[01:32:16] Belzer,
[01:32:17] >> he rules.
[01:32:18] >> And he's like, I was making 3500 a month
[01:32:20] and I'm getting sued for 500,000. I was
[01:32:22] famous but not rich.
[01:32:24] >> And they're like, "What are we going to
[01:32:25] do?" Oh, he rules.
[01:32:26] >> I didn't even know he got sued for that
[01:32:28] >> to go into MSG. I mean, he choked the
[01:32:30] guy unconscious.
[01:32:32] drop too far.
[01:32:34] >> He did. He could have Jon Jones used to
[01:32:36] do this all the time, but at least it
[01:32:37] was soft matte. This was like hard
[01:32:39] floor. He just just like threw.
[01:32:40] >> Yeah, but Jon Jones was doing it in a
[01:32:41] UFC fight against Machito.
[01:32:44] >> Someone who agreed. Yeah, [laughter]
[01:32:46] >> he does it and then he he if he just
[01:32:47] laid him down, it'd be like point
[01:32:49] proven,
[01:32:50] >> right?
[01:32:50] >> But he had to bring it. He's on TV.
[01:32:53] >> Drunk and on steroids and on Coke.
[01:32:56] Someone's like, "Yo, your shit's fake."
[01:32:58] You take it off. Is that what Bowser
[01:32:59] said that he's fake?
[01:33:00] >> It's so funny to him cuz he's like cuz
[01:33:02] he's like, "Oh, you think I'm fake? Is
[01:33:03] that fake?" You're like, "No, but you
[01:33:04] don't do that when I'm talking." It is
[01:33:07] fake.
[01:33:07] >> Do you remember when John Staceil
[01:33:08] confronted that wrestler backstage and
[01:33:10] the wrestler just [ __ ] slapped him a
[01:33:12] bunch of times? Slapped the [ __ ] out of
[01:33:14] him. I think that ruined that guy's
[01:33:15] career though. I think
[01:33:16] >> Staceel the wrestler.
[01:33:17] >> The wrestler.
[01:33:17] >> Yeah.
[01:33:18] >> Uh I never heard of this.
[01:33:19] >> I don't know. I think Who was the
[01:33:20] wrestler?
[01:33:21] >> Staceel's still around.
[01:33:22] >> Staceel's still around. But I think it
[01:33:23] ruined the wrestler's career.
[01:33:24] >> Whoa.
[01:33:25] >> Cuz he beat the [ __ ] out of He looks
[01:33:26] like I feel like he in my head he looks
[01:33:28] like Sid Vicious or
[01:33:29] >> Well, he's a giant dude and he [ __ ]
[01:33:31] slapped him open palm to the ear, which
[01:33:33] could definitely make you go deaf.
[01:33:35] >> But I mean, if you told BJ Penn in his
[01:33:37] prime or or or or or anybody like, "I
[01:33:39] think what you do is fake." They'd be
[01:33:40] like, "It's not."
[01:33:42] >> John Stace was slapped twice by WWF
[01:33:44] wrestled Dr. D. David Schultz backstage
[01:33:46] Madison Square Garden after calling pro
[01:33:48] wrestling fake during a 2020 expose. The
[01:33:51] incident left Stacele with pain and
[01:33:53] ringing in his ears leading to a lawsuit
[01:33:55] against WWF.
[01:33:56] >> Jewish wrestling.
[01:33:57] >> You think he made money? Oh, you slipped
[01:33:59] right out.
[01:34:00] >> [ __ ] It was like bad.
[01:34:01] >> At least he's not pissing in a kombucha
[01:34:02] jar.
[01:34:02] >> He probably is.
[01:34:03] >> Give it on.
[01:34:04] >> But here it is. So, he's grabbing him.
[01:34:06] He gets him in this sleeper hold and he
[01:34:08] go he slumps and then he just drops him.
[01:34:11] >> Head hit the hit the floor.
[01:34:12] >> How professional is he though when he
[01:34:13] gets
[01:34:14] >> incident is from a 1985 episode of
[01:34:16] >> What the [ __ ] H.
[01:34:19] So Bzer was talking [ __ ] saying it was
[01:34:21] fake.
[01:34:22] >> Great host, though. He pops right up and
[01:34:24] goes commercial.
[01:34:24] >> All right, we'll be right back.
[01:34:25] >> Yeah, heads bleeding and everything.
[01:34:28] >> That is crazy. Oh, wow. Look at the
[01:34:30] blood on the back of his head.
[01:34:32] >> You know who.
[01:34:32] >> It's spurting out onto his jacket. Look
[01:34:34] at that.
[01:34:35] >> What a pro.
[01:34:36] >> Yeah, that is
[01:34:37] >> Chris Rock could have learned that.
[01:34:38] >> Quite professional. He seems happy.
[01:34:40] >> Look at Mr. T. That
[01:34:42] >> he doesn't seem upset at all. And then
[01:34:43] he sued.
[01:34:45] >> Yep. But you got to be a pro,
[01:34:47] >> but also you got to be,
[01:34:50] >> you know,
[01:34:51] >> that makes head look like Kennedy.
[01:34:54] >> $400,000 settlement. Famously used the
[01:34:57] money to buy a home in France. Jokingly
[01:34:58] named it Chezza Hogan.
[01:35:01] >> That's fun.
[01:35:01] >> He bought a house in France. He lived in
[01:35:03] France for a while and then he was a
[01:35:05] Jew. He's had to be.
[01:35:06] >> Sounds like got a lawsuit for that.
[01:35:08] >> Latigious.
[01:35:10] >> Yeah. He didn't used to pay medical
[01:35:11] bills. He bought a house. It's like that
[01:35:13] means that's a bonus in France.
[01:35:15] >> It's a Jew move. And I think he was
[01:35:17] still doing that Law and Order show and
[01:35:18] just flying back and forth to France.
[01:35:20] >> Met him once. It's the funniest thing
[01:35:21] cuz I saw him in like early early like
[01:35:23] doing those late night shows, you know,
[01:35:25] as a kid.
[01:35:25] >> Mhm.
[01:35:26] >> And it was like, "Oh, that's a
[01:35:27] comedian." And then he's done a lot of
[01:35:28] comics have this trajectory. Do nothing
[01:35:30] comedic.
[01:35:31] >> Yep.
[01:35:32] >> It's like comedic, coded, serious.
[01:35:34] >> Well, he was a comic. He did a lot of
[01:35:36] comedy. I saw him do standup in Boston
[01:35:38] in the 80s.
[01:35:40] >> Then he became like just serious. It's
[01:35:41] just a funny guy in serious roles and
[01:35:43] not even that funny.
[01:35:44] >> No. And then drop standup.
[01:35:46] >> Well, I think it's just money and ease.
[01:35:48] >> It's so easy.
[01:35:49] >> It's that velvet prison. They start
[01:35:51] giving you money. You start showing up.
[01:35:52] You service. You're eating.
[01:35:55] >> Stand up is a blue.
[01:35:56] >> Also, his coworker is a guy who made a
[01:35:59] song called Cop Killer. Like, he's like,
[01:36:00] "All right, I'm rich. I'm rich now, too.
[01:36:02] We're both rich. Don't even worry about
[01:36:03] who we used to be.
[01:36:04] >> Maloney."
[01:36:04] >> Yeah.
[01:36:05] >> That's interesting.
[01:36:06] >> Chris Maloney. [laughter]
[01:36:09] >> Just kidding.
[01:36:09] >> Yeah. Eventually they go, "I'm just not
[01:36:10] that. I'm not 25 anymore."
[01:36:12] >> I know, but I mean it's still like
[01:36:13] Carlin did it till he died.
[01:36:15] >> Was the real one.
[01:36:16] >> Yeah. Rickles. Rickles did it till he
[01:36:18] died. Rivers was like
[01:36:19] anti-establishment. Never changed who he
[01:36:22] was. And it was
[01:36:22] >> Tell us what Bzer was beginning in the
[01:36:24] beginning.
[01:36:25] >> He was kind of very conspiracy theory.
[01:36:27] He wrote a book on Elvis, Bigfoot, and
[01:36:30] flying saucers, I think, was the book. I
[01:36:32] read it back in the day. It's a
[01:36:33] conspiracy theory book by Belzer.
[01:36:35] >> Five different conspiracy books.
[01:36:36] >> Did he really?
[01:36:37] >> What the [ __ ] UFOs, JFKs, and Elvis.
[01:36:40] Conspiracies you don't have to be CRAZY
[01:36:41] TO BELIEVE.
[01:36:42] >> WOW.
[01:36:43] >> Dead wrong. Straight facts on the
[01:36:44] country's most controversial cover-ups.
[01:36:46] Hit list. An in-depth investigation to
[01:36:48] mysterious deaths of witnesses. The JFK
[01:36:50] assassination.
[01:36:51] >> Wow. He's ahead of his time with that
[01:36:52] [ __ ]
[01:36:53] >> Yeah, he's he was an interesting guy.
[01:36:54] >> Juvenon.
[01:36:56] >> Very interesting guy.
[01:36:58] >> Wow. He people loved him. He was a
[01:37:00] respected comedian. He was a crowdwork
[01:37:02] guy. He was like the host. He was always
[01:37:04] the host. Crowd work for SNL FOR FIVE
[01:37:06] YEARS. OH,
[01:37:08] >> REALLY?
[01:37:08] >> Crowd warm-up.
[01:37:10] >> Back in the day, he was, you know, like
[01:37:13] a comics comic.
[01:37:14] >> Yeah.
[01:37:14] >> But there was a bunch of those like like
[01:37:16] Leno was the comics comic. Totally.
[01:37:18] >> Back in the day.
[01:37:19] >> When I started, they were like the
[01:37:20] second best. They also prior, but like
[01:37:22] the second best comic. Who is who is
[01:37:23] that going to be? And a lot of people
[01:37:25] were like, it was Leno. I'm like, isn't
[01:37:26] >> that nuts?
[01:37:27] >> Yeah.
[01:37:27] >> What?
[01:37:28] >> Apparently in the 70s was a [ __ ]
[01:37:30] animal.
[01:37:31] >> Like you get that for a reason.
[01:37:32] >> Yeah. You get you don't just some open
[01:37:34] micer who gets a Tonight Show.
[01:37:36] >> Yeah, but it's that thing. The Tonight
[01:37:38] Show was just the golden thing. Oh, he's
[01:37:41] got the [ __ ] He's got glasses on now.
[01:37:44] [laughter]
[01:37:45] >> Eagles.
[01:37:47] The 70s was like the golden era for
[01:37:50] those kind of comics.
[01:37:52] >> Yeah. I mean, you had Carlin was he got
[01:37:54] I think four heart attacks from Coke.
[01:37:56] >> Whoa. Really?
[01:37:57] >> Something like that. Yeah.
[01:37:59] >> Maybe Prior was four and he was three,
[01:38:00] but they were both up there. Jesus
[01:38:02] Christ. I didn't know Carlin had that
[01:38:04] many heart attacks.
[01:38:04] >> I mean, give it a go, GMO. I could be.
[01:38:07] >> How many heart attacks did Carl He had?
[01:38:09] Three heart attacks. Cocaine.
[01:38:11] >> Yeah.
[01:38:11] >> We also had a pill problem for a while.
[01:38:14] He had to get off pills. This is like
[01:38:15] later in his life,
[01:38:17] >> right?
[01:38:17] >> Like late late in his life, he was
[01:38:19] hooked on the pills.
[01:38:19] >> Oh, yeah.
[01:38:20] >> Carlin. Yeah. Late in his life. Deep
[01:38:23] into his 60s and 70s. I think
[01:38:24] >> he was the coolest of all the old
[01:38:26] amazing guys I met. Up there for sure.
[01:38:29] But like I had to go get him a sandwich
[01:38:32] in the door.
[01:38:33] >> What?
[01:38:33] >> He did like a month at the store.
[01:38:34] >> Shut up.
[01:38:35] >> Yeah. Month of main room shows.
[01:38:36] >> Oh yeah.
[01:38:37] >> Year.
[01:38:38] >> Uh 20
[01:38:39] >> 2001 2002 2003.
[01:38:41] >> Wow.
[01:38:41] >> And I got him a green blast. I go here
[01:38:43] go. He gave me 20 bucks. I was like,
[01:38:45] "Oh, no, no, man. They covered it." He
[01:38:46] goes, "I know. It's for [laughter] you."
[01:38:49] I was like, "Oh, all right. Sorry, Mr.
[01:38:50] Carly." Go, don't call me that.
[01:38:52] >> He was cool. He was very unassuming. He
[01:38:55] was hanging out in the back area by the
[01:38:56] parking lot. He would also sit in the
[01:38:58] back in Mitsy's chair, you know that.
[01:39:00] And and if you did well, he stayed over
[01:39:02] mic sometimes. But only if you did well,
[01:39:04] he'd be like, "Good job, man."
[01:39:05] >> Wow.
[01:39:06] >> And then other people didn't. And he'd
[01:39:07] be like, "Hi."
[01:39:08] >> Yeah.
[01:39:09] >> Wow. He zing me pretty good once. Comic.
[01:39:11] >> I I did a he did a book signing cuz he
[01:39:13] had all those books. And I brought like
[01:39:15] four books to meet him at Borders on
[01:39:17] Wall Street. And I waited in line and
[01:39:19] all these people are going like, "I love
[01:39:20] you in Jersey girl. I love you in Bill
[01:39:21] and Teds." I was like, "Ah, these people
[01:39:23] don't know comedy." So I went up and I
[01:39:24] was like, "I love this this special.
[01:39:26] Back in town, amazing, whatever." And he
[01:39:28] goes, "What do you do?" I go, "I'm a
[01:39:29] com." He goes, "Yeah, you got a real
[01:39:31] talent for jacking around." That's what
[01:39:33] he said.
[01:39:34] >> Jacking around?
[01:39:34] >> I don't even know what that means.
[01:39:35] What's jacking around mean?
[01:39:36] >> It seemed like he hated me. [laughter]
[01:39:39] >> You got a real talent for jacking
[01:39:41] around.
[01:39:42] >> He goes, "You sound like a comic." I go,
[01:39:43] "Oh, yeah." He goes, "Yeah, you got a
[01:39:44] real talent for jacking around."
[01:39:46] >> Jacking around.
[01:39:47] >> I don't know what that means, but I I'll
[01:39:48] take it.
[01:39:49] >> 70s lingo.
[01:39:50] >> Yeah. I mean, he was around in the day
[01:39:52] when Lenny Bruce was around. Oh yeah, he
[01:39:53] got arrested at his show.
[01:39:55] >> Did he really?
[01:39:56] >> He got arrested with Lenny Bruce.
[01:39:57] >> Yeah, they were in the same cop car.
[01:39:58] Really? That's a big story.
[01:40:00] >> That was his hero.
[01:40:01] >> Cara came in shoplift.
[01:40:04] >> What?
[01:40:05] >> Delete that, Jamie.
[01:40:06] >> No. [laughter]
[01:40:06] Jamie.
[01:40:07] >> Jamie, delete that, please.
[01:40:08] >> That was a Keep it dry.
[01:40:10] >> Jamie, delete that, please. [laughter]
[01:40:12] >> I didn't catch it out. We didn't even
[01:40:15] know you were joking.
[01:40:16] >> We all tried to sort it out like what am
[01:40:18] I messing up?
[01:40:18] >> What does he mean by Leave it to Israel
[01:40:20] to bomb? [laughter]
[01:40:27] Oh, those guys paved the [ __ ] road.
[01:40:29] >> Mhm.
[01:40:30] >> Tell you that.
[01:40:30] >> Getting arrested for jokes. Forget a
[01:40:32] heckler or some blogger.
[01:40:34] >> What? Ruined
[01:40:35] >> going to jail.
[01:40:36] >> Ruined Lenny Bruce's life. Like at the
[01:40:38] end of his life, he was just reading off
[01:40:39] court transcripts on stage and the
[01:40:40] people get so bummed out. They're like,
[01:40:42] "Hey, tell some jokes."
[01:40:43] >> Yeah. Like we're here for you to do the
[01:40:45] thing.
[01:40:45] >> There's video of it. I bought video back
[01:40:47] in the day, VHS tapes of his recordings,
[01:40:50] and one of the recordings was him on
[01:40:53] stage in this small club like just
[01:40:55] reading off court transcripts.
[01:40:57] >> Oh.
[01:40:57] >> And it was just terrible.
[01:40:58] >> It's like guys who get canceled and
[01:40:59] that's all they talk about,
[01:41:01] >> right?
[01:41:01] >> That's what happens.
[01:41:02] >> Yeah.
[01:41:03] >> Becomes their thing. It's so crazy. You
[01:41:05] did an off-handed thing and then now
[01:41:07] it's your everything.
[01:41:08] >> You got beaten one race by a chick and
[01:41:10] now that's your whole life
[01:41:12] >> by a trans chick. That one, she went
[01:41:14] nuts. That girl who lost who came in
[01:41:16] fifth at a [ __ ] race by a trans
[01:41:18] >> Hold on a second. That one's kind of
[01:41:19] fair.
[01:41:19] >> Yeah, that's a different she go. Why the
[01:41:21] [ __ ] is this allowed?
[01:41:22] >> Not 10 years later.
[01:41:24] >> What are you talking about? [snorts]
[01:41:24] >> She still made her life.
[01:41:25] >> What are you a comic? Got beaten in a
[01:41:27] race.
[01:41:27] >> Not a comic.
[01:41:28] >> He's talking about like your analogies.
[01:41:30] Female athlete who lost to a trans
[01:41:32] athlete.
[01:41:32] >> She's going we should have laws about
[01:41:34] this.
[01:41:34] >> Which one? Oh, that's Riley Gains.
[01:41:36] >> It's her whole [ __ ] personality now.
[01:41:38] She didn't go to school for that. She
[01:41:39] was on a track. One thing happened and
[01:41:42] that she's like completely changed. Same
[01:41:44] as when comics get cancelceled. It's
[01:41:45] like, "Oh, it's all beautiful."
[01:41:46] >> She actually had a good point because
[01:41:47] not only did she not lose to that
[01:41:49] person, the Leah guy, but tied. And then
[01:41:53] the Leah guy got the trophy and not
[01:41:55] >> No, no, but there's more to that.
[01:41:57] >> No, they tied for fourth.
[01:42:00] >> Yeah.
[01:42:00] >> Fourth and fifth. And they go, "Hey, we
[01:42:02] only have four trophies. We're going to
[01:42:03] get killed if we don't give it to the
[01:42:05] trans lady. Can we just send you one
[01:42:07] later?"
[01:42:07] >> Do you know how crazy that is, though?
[01:42:09] Do you know how crazy that is? Get it.
[01:42:10] Give it to a guy who pretended.
[01:42:12] >> I'd be mad if that was at a [ __ ]
[01:42:13] comedy competition that no one saw.
[01:42:15] >> No, they'll say, "We'll send it to you
[01:42:17] next week."
[01:42:17] >> Well, wait. Why is the guy coming in
[01:42:18] fourth? He should be one.
[01:42:20] >> Yeah, for sure.
[01:42:21] >> This guy sucks.
[01:42:22] >> All of them lost.
[01:42:22] >> Well, he sucked.
[01:42:24] >> First, second, and third. And none of
[01:42:25] these people involved came in first,
[01:42:27] second, and third. First, second, and
[01:42:28] third nobody cares about.
[01:42:29] >> Fourth, and fifth is what they're
[01:42:31] arguing about.
[01:42:32] >> Wait, I I don't understand what your
[01:42:34] argument is, though. Is like who cares?
[01:42:36] is like, "Yeah, obvious."
[01:42:37] >> No, no, no. To make it your whole life
[01:42:38] after that is what you're saying about
[01:42:40] cancelled comics where they they become
[01:42:41] that thing.
[01:42:41] >> I understand, but
[01:42:42] >> she was going to school for not that and
[01:42:46] now that's her job.
[01:42:46] >> Here's what they're going to school for.
[01:42:48] >> You're saying it changed your whole
[01:42:49] trajectory.
[01:42:50] >> What'd you go to school for, [ __ ]
[01:42:51] >> English, literature, breaking down
[01:42:53] analysis of life and stuff.
[01:42:54] >> Are you doing well on that right now?
[01:42:56] >> Yeah, pretty much.
[01:42:57] >> Yeah, you're doing terrible. [laughter]
[01:42:58] This moment right here that's failing
[01:43:00] you.
[01:43:01] >> No, you say these cancel comments go and
[01:43:02] they can make that their whole life.
[01:43:04] This chick is not doing that. She tied a
[01:43:07] race for fourth and fifth and now that's
[01:43:08] all she does for a living.
[01:43:09] >> What is an example of a canceled comic
[01:43:11] that's made it their whole life.
[01:43:13] >> Like who what I don't want to name
[01:43:15] anybody,
[01:43:15] >> right?
[01:43:16] >> But you we've just talked about that.
[01:43:17] There's a lot of
[01:43:18] >> I understand I understand what you're
[01:43:19] saying.
[01:43:20] >> Sort of.
[01:43:20] >> Jew is on Netflix.
[01:43:22] >> Jew's on Netflix.
[01:43:22] >> It's on Netflix now. That is pretty cool
[01:43:24] that Netflix bought it out on YouTube.
[01:43:26] >> They didn't buy it. THEY'RE JUST PUTTING
[01:43:27] IT UP.
[01:43:29] >> [ __ ] JESUS.
[01:43:32] It was already on YouTube.
[01:43:34] No, I'm totally happy with it.
[01:43:35] >> Can you keep it on YouTube as well or
[01:43:36] you have to take it down? Hey, that's
[01:43:38] very How many views did it have on
[01:43:39] YouTube?
[01:43:40] >> Millions.
[01:43:41] >> 8 million.
[01:43:42] >> 8 million. It should have been six.
[01:43:44] >> That would have been great.
[01:43:45] >> Shane at the creek is like 50.
[01:43:47] >> That's insane.
[01:43:48] >> Yeah. There's a Indian guy that broke
[01:43:50] the record in a week.
[01:43:53] >> Wow.
[01:43:53] >> Oh, is that Indian comic put it up and I
[01:43:56] somebody sent it to me and they're like,
[01:43:57] he broke your record in a week.
[01:43:59] >> Dang. 55.
[01:44:00] >> Is it in Indian? Is it in Hindu?
[01:44:02] >> Yeah. Is it the Canadian guy?
[01:44:04] >> 50 languages.
[01:44:05] >> Yeah, he's going crazy. So, there's
[01:44:08] billions of them.
[01:44:09] >> But how do you know with the This is a
[01:44:11] thing with views these days, though.
[01:44:13] There's companies that will jack your
[01:44:15] views up.
[01:44:16] >> Yeah, but that's
[01:44:16] >> Sure. You got to pay for that.
[01:44:17] >> Yeah, but you could pay for it, but you
[01:44:19] could get millions of views that way.
[01:44:20] >> You can see the difference in like we
[01:44:22] always do this when we talk [ __ ] about
[01:44:23] people who do it.
[01:44:23] >> Engagement.
[01:44:24] >> Yeah. They're like they're like 5
[01:44:26] million views, 30 comments.
[01:44:28] >> Right. What's up, bro? What's that
[01:44:30] about? Right. Right. Right.
[01:44:31] >> And what is a view? How much of you do
[01:44:33] you have to watch for a view to count?
[01:44:34] >> I think it's just a click and click off
[01:44:36] counts as a view.
[01:44:37] >> That's a good question.
[01:44:38] >> The best is when you send someone uh
[01:44:39] like an agent or something like a clip,
[01:44:41] you know, for them to see and they go,
[01:44:43] "We watched it. We're not happy with
[01:44:44] it." And you look at it like, "It still
[01:44:45] has zero views."
[01:44:47] >> It's a private clip.
[01:44:49] >> You definitely didn't watch it.
[01:44:50] >> We liked it. We're not happy with it.
[01:44:52] [laughter]
[01:44:52] >> Or or more embarrassing when someone
[01:44:54] sends you something like I just did.
[01:44:57] That guy sent me something and I've
[01:44:58] watched it 30 times. Oh, over and over.
[01:45:00] >> And it's just me and he's going to see
[01:45:02] all the views are just me [laughter]
[01:45:04] going private private.
[01:45:05] >> Oh, that's so sick.
[01:45:07] >> Oh, that's so sick.
[01:45:08] >> I feel bad for Young Comics. Everything
[01:45:10] is about views, shares, number,
[01:45:12] followers. How many followers do you
[01:45:14] have? It's not even about funny.
[01:45:16] >> Yeah, it's not. I still think it is
[01:45:17] though.
[01:45:18] >> It is.
[01:45:18] >> I think eventually the cream rises, but
[01:45:20] managers will literally be like, "We got
[01:45:21] to hire this guy."
[01:45:22] >> They don't know [ __ ]
[01:45:23] >> Well, yeah.
[01:45:24] >> It's kind of like the industry in
[01:45:25] general. They're like, "How much money
[01:45:26] did your movie make?" And then if they
[01:45:28] don't mind getting an Oscar nomination,
[01:45:30] but that's not what they're really in it
[01:45:31] for.
[01:45:33] >> I just with the comics today being
[01:45:35] worried about you got to put out click
[01:45:37] or clips, you got to do that. It's like
[01:45:39] sure. Yeah. It's like do it, but it's
[01:45:41] like
[01:45:42] >> build an act.
[01:45:43] >> I don't know. I comedians always have
[01:45:45] excuses for why they're not successful,
[01:45:47] which is fine. I did the exact same
[01:45:49] thing,
[01:45:49] >> but they're all like, "Well, this guy,
[01:45:51] yeah, he's only got it cuz he put all
[01:45:53] those clips out and did all It's like I
[01:45:54] don't I don't know.
[01:45:55] >> Whatever works. try to be funny and
[01:45:57] >> yeah, who gives a [ __ ] why someone's
[01:45:59] doing well? Who gives a [ __ ] of a
[01:46:00] YouTuber selling out a comedy club? Who
[01:46:02] [ __ ] cares? It's about you. What are
[01:46:03] you doing
[01:46:04] >> exactly?
[01:46:04] >> Just do your [ __ ]
[01:46:05] >> And I understand. Again, by the way, I
[01:46:07] understand.
[01:46:07] >> I [ __ ] loved that thing that you did
[01:46:09] where you did that documentary showing
[01:46:11] all the leading up to Boulder, the new
[01:46:13] thing that you did. Did you watch that?
[01:46:14] >> Yeah, it was great. The background.
[01:46:16] Thanks.
[01:46:17] >> It's great. And it's a great insight as
[01:46:19] to like the development of bits. I
[01:46:21] really enjoy it.
[01:46:22] >> Appreciate it. I wish you were my dad,
[01:46:24] >> by [laughter] the way. I could be your
[01:46:25] dad.
[01:46:26] >> Mark, I want you to know he told me that
[01:46:27] behind your [clears throat] back
[01:46:28] earlier.
[01:46:29] >> Whoa.
[01:46:29] >> Me and him were just sitting out there.
[01:46:30] He was like, "You see that thing?" I was
[01:46:32] like, "Fuck no, I'm not watching Mark's
[01:46:33] shit."
[01:46:33] >> Yeah, it's an hour long. [laughter]
[01:46:34] It's good. I watch.
[01:46:36] >> It's really good.
[01:46:37] >> What on the way to the special?
[01:46:38] >> Yeah, I did a 10 sold out at the Dallas
[01:46:40] Improv and the special taped like a week
[01:46:43] or two later. So, I was just tweaking
[01:46:44] and fine-tuning and I filmed all the
[01:46:46] bombs and all that [ __ ]
[01:46:48] >> It's really great.
[01:46:48] >> Cool. is really great because it's like
[01:46:50] him in a bodega going over the bits like
[01:46:52] reading drinking coffee reading over his
[01:46:54] lines and then tweaking them and
[01:46:56] changing them.
[01:46:57] >> Yeah.
[01:46:57] >> Yeah. Hour and 12 minutes.
[01:46:59] >> Uh oh. Not the gay quote.
[01:47:01] >> Gay. It's really good.
[01:47:03] >> So yeah, go back.
[01:47:06] >> The quote is relevant.
[01:47:07] >> Struggle itself towards the heights is
[01:47:08] enough to fill a man's heart. One must
[01:47:10] imagine syphus.
[01:47:15] The boulder boulder.
[01:47:17] >> Did you do this? I didn't do that part.
[01:47:18] >> Who did the director Pet
[01:47:23] is a little pretentious for what this is
[01:47:25] >> a little bit
[01:47:28] sheath underwear.
[01:47:29] >> Come back to Earth. Yeah.
[01:47:30] >> Oh god. Mark, [laughter] why you have a
[01:47:32] nice ass, you [ __ ] homo.
[01:47:36] >> I'm clvicular.
[01:47:37] >> Why you have [laughter] nice legs, you
[01:47:38] [ __ ]
[01:47:39] >> He micro fractures his butt cheeks.
[01:47:41] >> I was deadly hung over there.
[01:47:42] >> That's hilarious.
[01:47:43] >> Just [ __ ] it out. But it's a great
[01:47:45] uh it's really great for comics to see
[01:47:46] especially young guys coming up like
[01:47:48] what the process is like you know to see
[01:47:50] a guy like you who's been in the game a
[01:47:52] long time is really good. Yeah. See a
[01:47:54] bunch of specials already see you
[01:47:55] bombing and tweaking and showing
[01:47:57] everybody the bits not working well and
[01:47:58] then working really well.
[01:48:00] >> Thanks. I appreciate it.
[01:48:01] >> Yeah. There's this idea that
[01:48:02] everything's magic
[01:48:04] >> when you show them like their struggle.
[01:48:05] They're like, "Oh, okay.
[01:48:06] >> Just trial and error." Like I How many
[01:48:08] times seen Louis bomb and you're like
[01:48:09] this guy's the best ever. Why? Chris
[01:48:12] Rock used to come to the store and the
[01:48:14] the crowd would go nuts and he would
[01:48:15] say, "Relax. It's not going to be that
[01:48:16] funny."
[01:48:17] >> Right. Right. Low.
[01:48:18] >> He would tell them that because he was
[01:48:19] just running material and trying to find
[01:48:22] every possible angle and get laughs
[01:48:24] occasionally and sometimes not and then
[01:48:26] tweak it afterwards.
[01:48:27] >> Yep. Yep. That's part of it. Bomb.
[01:48:29] That's why Eddie Murphy can't come back
[01:48:31] cuz I don't think he's willing to bomb.
[01:48:32] >> I don't think he's willing to bomb.
[01:48:33] >> Uh, you know, six months.
[01:48:34] >> It's not even six months. It's years.
[01:48:36] We've had this discussion on this
[01:48:37] podcast. Play. Kelly. It's also it's the
[01:48:40] velvet prison, the movies, the [ __ ]
[01:48:43] craft service, getting picked up in a
[01:48:45] limo.
[01:48:46] >> It's like the grind of writing your own
[01:48:48] material, putting it all together,
[01:48:49] everything riding on your back. Like
[01:48:51] that is a warriors game and some people
[01:48:53] don't want to do that anymore.
[01:48:54] >> It's also like you got to do a Tuesday
[01:48:56] at the stand where there's 19 people.
[01:48:58] >> I also understand older comics back in
[01:49:00] the day not wanting to do it cuz movies
[01:49:03] were so much more lucrative.
[01:49:05] >> Oh yeah. And stand up now. Standup is 10
[01:49:07] times more lucrative. Good point. And
[01:49:09] it's like, dude, do standup.
[01:49:11] >> Yeah.
[01:49:11] >> Like just do stand. I mean,
[01:49:14] >> a couple people back then go, I would
[01:49:15] take a pay cut if I did a sitcom. And it
[01:49:17] was like a couple people. And now it's
[01:49:19] like kind of everybody.
[01:49:20] >> Yeah.
[01:49:20] >> You'd have to make Seinfeld money like
[01:49:22] season 7 and beyond to go, I'll take off
[01:49:25] the road for this guy.
[01:49:26] >> And now there is no Seinfeld money. It
[01:49:29] doesn't exist. Miss Pat is the only
[01:49:31] person with a sitcom right now.
[01:49:32] >> No. What about this guy?
[01:49:33] >> BT.
[01:49:34] >> Oh, that's right. But you have Tires is
[01:49:36] different though cuz it's a single
[01:49:37] camera. Like Tires is like a show. It's
[01:49:40] a show. It's a great funny show. But
[01:49:43] it's like there's a difference between
[01:49:45] the the the thing that everybody wanted
[01:49:47] was the live audience for camera. You do
[01:49:50] it on NBC, CBS, you get residuals. That
[01:49:53] was like the golden carrot that they
[01:49:55] hung over your head.
[01:49:56] >> Stand up. Stand up couldn't pay.
[01:49:58] >> No, nobody did anything but clubs back
[01:50:00] then. It was like dice clay and weird
[01:50:03] and then afterwards it was Dane Cook.
[01:50:04] >> We saw a billboard of a poster. His
[01:50:06] thing's like a museum and a poster for
[01:50:08] Evening of the Improv with him and Chris
[01:50:10] Rock.
[01:50:10] >> Who's that?
[01:50:11] >> Uh David Spade.
[01:50:12] >> Oh wow.
[01:50:13] >> And uh I was there with Nate. And and he
[01:50:14] goes, "Uh you did like club for this."
[01:50:16] And he goes, "Bro, we only did clubs.
[01:50:19] None of us ever did theaters back then.
[01:50:20] If we were really good, you do six days
[01:50:22] at a club." But
[01:50:22] >> Carlin did theaters. Yeah. Legends did
[01:50:25] theaters.
[01:50:25] >> Dice did MSG once.
[01:50:27] >> Yeah. Steve Martin a couple times. Oh,
[01:50:29] Dice did MSG many times. He did Nassau
[01:50:31] Coliseum. Dice did Dice was doing two
[01:50:34] nights in a row actually [clears throat]
[01:50:36] places when no one was doing it. Dice
[01:50:38] was the original stadium act.
[01:50:41] >> But then it was no one until Dane,
[01:50:43] >> right?
[01:50:43] >> Between Dice and Dane. There was nobody.
[01:50:46] >> And now people are playing at De Mo.
[01:50:47] They're playing the arenas.
[01:50:49] >> Yeah, it's not that many guys.
[01:50:50] >> I mean, it's probably at least 20
[01:50:52] >> compared
[01:50:53] >> arenas. Margotsi, Kevin,
[01:50:55] >> Sebastian, Tom
[01:50:56] >> regularly,
[01:50:57] >> Hinchcliffe, Lou.
[01:50:59] >> Well, hold on, fellas.
[01:51:01] >> Let's not diminish it. [laughter]
[01:51:02] >> No, you Sebastian. Gabriel, Gabriel.
[01:51:06] >> Gabriel doing giant Joe Koy. Giant
[01:51:09] places
[01:51:10] >> Matt Matt Rfe giant places
[01:51:15] doing arenas.
[01:51:16] >> I met a guy I met a guy Indian kid
[01:51:17] outside New York comedy club.
[01:51:18] >> Indian kids will do something.
[01:51:19] [laughter]
[01:51:19] >> And I was like, "Oh, what are you doing
[01:51:20] in town?" He goes, "Go doing comedy."
[01:51:21] He's like, "Oh, it's cool, man. What are
[01:51:22] you playing?" And he goes, "MSG,
[01:51:24] >> that doesn't count."
[01:51:25] >> I was like, "What?
[01:51:26] >> Indians don't count?
[01:51:27] >> Congratulations." [laughter]
[01:51:28] Indians don't count. Indians count as
[01:51:29] much as Christian movies counts in the
[01:51:30] box office.
[01:51:31] >> Yeah.
[01:51:32] >> Like you'll be top 10 every time. It
[01:51:33] doesn't removal.
[01:51:36] >> That's hilarious. [laughter]
[01:51:38] >> Yeah. There's pro how probably 10 10 12
[01:51:41] you know
[01:51:42] >> 10 to 20 arenas.
[01:51:44] >> You see on it.
[01:51:45] >> We're doing arena every once in a while.
[01:51:46] >> Refe looks Matt Refe doing a lot.
[01:51:49] >> Yeah. It's a matter of whether you want
[01:51:51] to do arenas all the time.
[01:51:52] >> The point is way more than no one
[01:51:54] between Dne and Dice,
[01:51:56] >> right? For sure. Yeah, for sure. Because
[01:51:58] comedy is so big now.
[01:51:59] >> Yeah. And there's a ton of guys doing
[01:52:01] 1500 seaters.
[01:52:02] >> Yeah.
[01:52:02] >> Yeah. A lot of them. Oh, Schultz, I
[01:52:04] think, does arena. I don't know if he's
[01:52:05] regular.
[01:52:05] >> Oh, he does regular arenas. Yeah, he
[01:52:07] does arenas regularly. Whenever he
[01:52:09] wants.
[01:52:09] >> Whenever he wants.
[01:52:10] >> Bert.
[01:52:11] >> Tom Bert. Yeah. Tom. Yeah, there you go.
[01:52:13] >> Tony. There's a lot of people doing
[01:52:14] arenas now.
[01:52:15] >> Mostly guys from my storytelling show.
[01:52:17] Oh,
[01:52:18] >> which is also online behind a payw wall.
[01:52:22] >> And these these three guys are on it.
[01:52:24] Arena comic.
[01:52:25] >> Nice.
[01:52:25] >> Theater comic club almost sells out
[01:52:27] Saturdays. [laughter]
[01:52:30] >> Denver likable.
[01:52:35] [laughter]
[01:52:36] >> Yeah. Tony, Nate, who? We had a bunch.
[01:52:38] You, Tony, Nate, Tom.
[01:52:41] Four arena comics.
[01:52:42] >> That's wild. The three private jets were
[01:52:44] at that show. That's insane. And we got
[01:52:47] paid 500 bucks.
[01:52:48] >> I got a story. You can cut this out. You
[01:52:49] can cut this out if you want. Cut back
[01:52:51] in.
[01:52:51] >> And we're back.
[01:52:52] >> We're back. [laughter]
[01:52:53] >> You shouldn't be mad.
[01:52:55] >> It was It stunk.
[01:52:56] >> I wouldn't want to do that.
[01:52:57] >> It stunk.
[01:52:58] >> Well, that last
[01:52:58] >> We need a transition. We need a
[01:53:00] transition.
[01:53:00] >> Let's go back. That last 911.
[01:53:03] >> Yeah.
[01:53:04] >> What? What was that sound?
[01:53:06] >> Go, baby. Go.
[01:53:09] [ __ ] yeah.
[01:53:10] >> Oh, look at the gay Ayatollah.
[01:53:14] >> [ __ ] yeah. Freedom.
[01:53:17] >> Freedom is the only way.
[01:53:18] >> Stretch of hormones.
[01:53:19] >> Iran needs to understand freedom is the
[01:53:21] only way.
[01:53:23] >> [ __ ] the regime.
[01:53:24] >> We're coming back, brother.
[01:53:26] >> We're bombing everybody, brother.
[01:53:28] [laughter]
[01:53:28] >> America, we need to bomb everybody. [ __ ]
[01:53:30] healthcare. Homeless people.
[01:53:32] >> Dude, I'll tell you, I met so many
[01:53:33] people who [ __ ] on America when I was
[01:53:34] traveling. It made me more
[01:53:36] nationalistic.
[01:53:37] >> I couldn't agree more, dude. If I go to
[01:53:38] another country and somebody's like,
[01:53:40] "Ah, you guys are blah blah blah." I go,
[01:53:41] "Dude, you guys are doing nothing.
[01:53:43] >> Me and you, we need healthare. We're
[01:53:45] doing we're [ __ ] up. Somebody's like,
[01:53:46] "Why don't you guys have healthcare?"
[01:53:47] I'm like, "Why don't you shut your mouth
[01:53:48] cuz we have stealth bombers, bitch."
[01:53:50] >> All the Australians like, "You treat
[01:53:52] your minorities bad." I'm like, "You
[01:53:53] wiped yours out."
[01:53:54] >> Yeah.
[01:53:54] >> Yes. We have football. Blow me.
[01:53:56] >> Yeah. [laughter]
[01:53:57] >> Yeah. We have college football. We have
[01:53:59] college points. Solid points by
[01:54:01] everybody. Once you go to another
[01:54:02] country, that's when you go.
[01:54:04] >> Why don't you guys shut up?
[01:54:05] >> Who's number two with standup comedy?
[01:54:07] What country is number two?
[01:54:08] >> England. England.
[01:54:10] >> Jerves. Jimmy Carr. Those are two great.
[01:54:12] Car is great.
[01:54:12] >> Carr is a national international great.
[01:54:15] Car is the best.
[01:54:15] >> Steuart Lee
[01:54:16] >> Carr is so good.
[01:54:18] >> He was so good. He performed at the
[01:54:19] mothership. He's running all these new
[01:54:20] jokes. I was like, "This guy is a
[01:54:22] [ __ ] dude. Great writer."
[01:54:24] >> Just dominant and so calm.
[01:54:26] >> So smart, man. Such a smart dude.
[01:54:29] >> One of those bruskies. I'd like to get
[01:54:30] involved with
[01:54:31] >> What are you looking for this time,
[01:54:32] >> man? Glass or can.
[01:54:33] >> I would never waste a glass on a bong.
[01:54:35] >> Shane Shane, [laughter] you haven't
[01:54:36] changed at all.
[01:54:37] >> I wish I could, brother. It's time to
[01:54:39] change.
[01:54:40] >> You don't want to change. I haven't
[01:54:42] changed.
[01:54:43] >> You have not. I don't think I have.
[01:54:45] >> You can't go out as much.
[01:54:46] >> You did change very little. You changed.
[01:54:48] You changed. Yeah.
[01:54:49] >> You changed in un unimportant ways.
[01:54:51] You're more into hunting.
[01:54:53] >> Well,
[01:54:53] >> but like it's not like
[01:54:54] >> archery. But that to me is like my way
[01:54:58] of staying sane. You just got
[01:54:59] >> I do a bunch of things like pool,
[01:55:01] archery, martial arts. Those things just
[01:55:03] keep me sane. I have to do some things
[01:55:05] that keep me from going off the rails.
[01:55:07] >> Yeah.
[01:55:08] >> And staying off of Twitter.
[01:55:09] >> Didn't you have a thing where
[01:55:10] >> That's a big one.
[01:55:11] >> Oh yeah. Did you have a thing where your
[01:55:12] manager or business manager, one of them
[01:55:14] was like, "Hey Joe, we got to when you
[01:55:16] just started headlining, correct? I'm
[01:55:18] wrong." We're like, "We got to have a
[01:55:18] talk with you." And you're like, "What's
[01:55:20] the matter?" And they're like,
[01:55:21] >> "Buddy, we we don't want to get this out
[01:55:22] of hand. We we know you have a gambling
[01:55:24] addiction and we want to get you help."
[01:55:25] And you're like, "What do you mean?"
[01:55:26] Like, "You're blowing through money in a
[01:55:28] way." And he goes, "No, I just love
[01:55:30] lobster and steak."
[01:55:31] >> Oh, I was eating steak and lobster every
[01:55:32] night. [laughter]
[01:55:33] My first my first development deal. My
[01:55:36] manager thought that I had a gambling
[01:55:37] problem cuz I was spending so much
[01:55:39] money. And I'm like, "Bro, I'm eating
[01:55:40] steak and lobster every night."
[01:55:42] >> And he's like, "You're not worried at
[01:55:43] all. You're going to run out of money?"
[01:55:44] I'll go, "I'll make more money. We'll
[01:55:46] figure it out." I'm like, "Once it
[01:55:48] >> once we get in the gate?" Like, I I'm
[01:55:50] one of those people that like if I
[01:55:51] figured out how to get in the gate, I'm
[01:55:53] going I'm going to keep my foot on the
[01:55:54] gas. I'll be fine.
[01:55:55] >> Joe, you brought so many openers with
[01:55:57] you that we made more money than you.
[01:56:00] [laughter]
[01:56:02] >> We did the math once. Like, he's barely
[01:56:03] making more than us.
[01:56:04] >> But it was about fun.
[01:56:05] >> It was so fun. It has to be about fun
[01:56:08] because I did gigs with like local guys
[01:56:10] and some of them were great. Like that's
[01:56:12] how I got to meet Sabura, you know? I
[01:56:14] mean, I met a bunch of guys who became
[01:56:15] my friends that were like local guys,
[01:56:17] but it was like one out of 10 and that
[01:56:19] means nine times I'm in a town bored
[01:56:21] watching TV, [ __ ] not enjoying myself
[01:56:24] >> and them being sometimes they're mean.
[01:56:26] >> Sometimes they they step on your
[01:56:28] material on purpose.
[01:56:30] >> Yeah. Sometimes they'll be like they'll
[01:56:31] do the negging thing a woman will do
[01:56:32] where she's like they'll like [ __ ] on
[01:56:33] you on purpose like I don't know you
[01:56:34] that I'm trying to be nice to you.
[01:56:36] >> Well, there's a lot of weirdness cuz
[01:56:37] you're the headliner and they're jealous
[01:56:39] and they think they should be the
[01:56:40] headliner.
[01:56:41] >> You going to go do local material and
[01:56:43] you're like all right.
[01:56:43] >> Okay, buddy. [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]
[01:56:45] >> There's a lot of
[01:56:46] >> Hey, you should do this. Hey, let's
[01:56:47] switch tomorrow.
[01:56:48] >> You go on last.
[01:56:50] >> But the gigs were always a party. We had
[01:56:52] fun everywhere we went. We had fun.
[01:56:55] >> Fun is key. Like I'll do fest and you
[01:56:57] make what? $17. But you know, my
[01:57:00] friend's like, "Ah, you make no money."
[01:57:01] I'm like, "It's fun. It's a great
[01:57:03] weekend."
[01:57:03] >> We were I was trying to explain this to
[01:57:05] guys in the [laughter]
[01:57:08] >> one of Tony's agents was trying to pitch
[01:57:10] this [ __ ] horrible idea. Not even
[01:57:12] Tony's agent. [laughter]
[01:57:13] >> Someone was trying to pitch this
[01:57:14] horrible idea where Tony would take a
[01:57:16] percentage of everybody's podcast that
[01:57:18] was on Kill Tony. He was like, "No
[01:57:20] [ __ ] way." Like and and I was like,
[01:57:23] "That money, if you got it from them,
[01:57:25] you wouldn't it wouldn't change the way
[01:57:26] you feel. You would feel the same. You
[01:57:28] wouldn't you wouldn't say, "I feel so
[01:57:30] much better now that I have x more
[01:57:32] dollars in the bank." But you would feel
[01:57:34] like a piece of [ __ ] because you were
[01:57:37] [ __ ] people over. It's you would pay
[01:57:39] all that money back plus to not feel
[01:57:42] that way.
[01:57:42] >> To not feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give
[01:57:43] it all back.
[01:57:44] >> You would to not be a piece of [ __ ]
[01:57:46] It's like
[01:57:47] >> there's nothing better than helping your
[01:57:49] buddies.
[01:57:49] >> Nothing better.
[01:57:50] >> It's kind of the only nice thing.
[01:57:51] >> Shane pays Shane pays people on the road
[01:57:53] out of spite. [snorts]
[01:57:56] >> What do you mean? I do it.
[01:57:57] >> Like [laughter] Lev Lev was talking dumb
[01:57:58] [ __ ] He was so [ __ ] couldn't get out
[01:58:00] of his own fat way. And and he goes,
[01:58:02] "No, clubs are better than arenas.
[01:58:03] You're crazy." And Shane's like, "You've
[01:58:04] never done an arena." He goes, "Dude,
[01:58:07] you know how is all Jews?" He's like, "I
[01:58:09] know what I'm talking about." And then
[01:58:11] Shane out of spite, he goes, "I can give
[01:58:13] you a a lot of cash to come over for me
[01:58:16] on the road." And and Le's like, "Arenas
[01:58:18] are better." And I I paid my rent for
[01:58:20] the year.
[01:58:22] [laughter]
[01:58:23] >> Yeah, those those shows your crowds are
[01:58:25] great. Those shows are so fun. You do 15
[01:58:27] to 20. You just play the hits. It's a
[01:58:28] great time.
[01:58:29] >> Fun is fun. Fun is fun everywhere you
[01:58:31] go.
[01:58:32] >> And I play Xbox with a bunch of guys
[01:58:33] from the NHL. [laughter]
[01:58:36] >> Crazy. I I don't think I've had a woman
[01:58:38] in my green room. It's just 15
[01:58:40] [laughter] dudes.
[01:58:41] >> Have a good time. We're
[01:58:42] >> playing Xbox.
[01:58:43] >> You can see the guy who owns Arena is so
[01:58:45] disappointed, too. They come in thinking
[01:58:46] it's going to be cool cuz stand up is
[01:58:47] cool now. And they come in, it's me,
[01:58:49] Soder, and Shane playing some [ __ ]
[01:58:51] video game. It just smells like body
[01:58:53] odor. And they're just like Chicken
[01:58:55] nuggets and the rider. [laughter]
[01:58:56] >> So my rider's chicken tenders in a case
[01:58:58] of beer and an Xbox.
[01:59:01] >> Second worst [laughter] pizza in town
[01:59:02] and bring it.
[01:59:06] >> But that video game you play brings
[01:59:07] everybody in. It's a great icebreaker.
[01:59:09] >> Yeah,
[01:59:10] >> it's the hangout afterwards. I so many
[01:59:12] memories of us like some town and just
[01:59:14] going to anybody in the street like is
[01:59:16] there a place to eat around here? Like I
[01:59:17] don't know. Does it foc like what?
[01:59:20] >> Yeah.
[01:59:20] >> Well, all you need is us like in a green
[01:59:22] room sometimes. I'm like I don't even
[01:59:23] want to go to the bar. This is the best.
[01:59:24] It's the hang. The hang is everything.
[01:59:26] >> Yeah. At the at the mothership, it was
[01:59:27] like whenever it was like, "We're going
[01:59:28] under Mitsys." I'm like, "Nah, this is a
[01:59:30] great place here. We got liquor right
[01:59:33] here."
[01:59:33] >> Yeah. But Mitsy's once once it clears
[01:59:36] out is perfect.
[01:59:37] >> Yeah.
[01:59:37] >> Well, once the the regular people are
[01:59:39] out. Yeah.
[01:59:40] >> Yeah. Once the once the crowd leaves.
[01:59:41] >> Well, that's the cool thing about
[01:59:42] Mitsy's. It becomes a private club after
[01:59:44] 11.
[01:59:45] >> That's nice.
[01:59:46] >> Always lose my voice in there, though.
[01:59:48] >> Oh, same. Well, Tonyy's chain smoking.
[01:59:51] >> He's chain smoking. Everybody's drinking
[01:59:53] music playing. [laughter]
[01:59:54] >> He's like, I'll tell you.
[01:59:57] >> Tony needs a cigarette extender.
[01:59:58] >> Lesson may [laughter]
[02:00:00] genius.
[02:00:01] >> His ability to write roast jokes is
[02:00:04] extraordinary. It's very weird.
[02:00:06] >> I gave him an angle yesterday on the on
[02:00:08] the
[02:00:09] >> Can we say
[02:00:10] >> what
[02:00:11] >> is he on the roast?
[02:00:12] >> Oh, yeah. I think I just gave him an
[02:00:14] angle. I was like, "What about this?" He
[02:00:15] goes, "Ooh." I'm like, "Something like
[02:00:16] this?" He goes, "Yeah, but wittier than
[02:00:18] that." Yes. And I'm like, "Yeah, I don't
[02:00:20] know how to write a joke." Well, as soon
[02:00:21] as you go like they're there.
[02:00:22] >> Yeah, they're like, "Yeah, now you do."
[02:00:24] You're like, "Those jokes are there."
[02:00:25] [laughter]
[02:00:25] >> He thinks in like that kind of joke like
[02:00:28] roast joke form. Like that's how like
[02:00:30] he's so fat he like that's how his mind
[02:00:33] works. [laughter]
[02:00:34] >> It's really fun to watch. It's like I
[02:00:36] cuz I don't that muscle is a different
[02:00:38] muscle.
[02:00:38] >> It's a different muscle.
[02:00:39] >> Both your guys was good yesterday.
[02:00:41] >> It was funny watching them do a going to
[02:00:44] be a massive thing ahead of time for a
[02:00:46] crowd. The crowd's like this is so cool.
[02:00:48] >> Yeah. Well, it's cool cuz they get to
[02:00:49] see it worked out and they're going to
[02:00:50] get to see it live. The jokes
[02:00:51] >> and you get to see people go on that
[02:00:54] one.
[02:00:54] >> I'm very happy with the jokes
[02:00:55] >> and you're going out cold, right? You
[02:00:56] got to open it.
[02:00:57] >> Yeah, that's tough.
[02:00:58] >> I'm worried about uh I don't think I'm a
[02:01:01] good host
[02:01:02] >> as far as the Hey everybody, we're on
[02:01:04] live on Netflix. Welcome to the I don't
[02:01:06] think I'm going to be able to do that.
[02:01:07] I'm going to go all right, [ __ ] that. Uh
[02:01:09] >> just be my joke.
[02:01:11] >> It don't matter once you start talking
[02:01:13] it's all good,
[02:01:14] >> dude. There's a video I saw Wayan
[02:01:15] Jennings Jr. I think it was him and
[02:01:17] they're doing a like a roast like a
[02:01:19] barbecue and they're like we're here
[02:01:21] waiting for him to show up and he's been
[02:01:22] barbecuing into this thing for the last
[02:01:23] you know 14 hours and then they they
[02:01:25] come in some lady's like interviewing
[02:01:27] like so we're ready for your roast goes
[02:01:28] oh that's not mine [laughter] he was
[02:01:30] like no she was like what do you mean go
[02:01:33] no that's a TV thing [laughter] like
[02:01:35] what goes no mine would be on the ground
[02:01:36] and we'd have like moonshine and she
[02:01:38] goes for the base thing no for fun while
[02:01:40] we're waiting for the meat to come out
[02:01:43] >> just like ruin the TV version of it like
[02:01:45] no That's a lie.
[02:01:47] >> Yeah, I got kicked off of Last Comic
[02:01:48] Standing for that cuz they they they put
[02:01:50] you in a room and they're like, they
[02:01:51] want you to have drama. They're like,
[02:01:52] "What do you think? Who are you going to
[02:01:53] beat?" And I'm like, "I'm probably going
[02:01:54] to lose." And they're like, "No, no, no.
[02:01:55] You got to like talk shit." I'm like,
[02:01:56] "Oh, they don't want me on here. I'm
[02:01:58] going to bomb." And they're like, "What
[02:01:59] are you doing? You're ruining the show."
[02:02:01] >> They want you to be like, "Fuck that
[02:02:03] guy. I'm going to take him down."
[02:02:04] >> Just say, "Hey guys." Well, anyway, we
[02:02:05] know what this I don't know how you
[02:02:06] would do it. That's a tough part. That's
[02:02:08] a hard part.
[02:02:09] >> I'll do it. There's just a couple jokes
[02:02:11] that I'm like, I know they're funny, but
[02:02:12] it's like, man, that's going to be tough
[02:02:15] to tell publicly.
[02:02:16] >> You You [laughter] had a couple jokes in
[02:02:18] there that were like, you can hear the
[02:02:20] reaction of like laughter or like, oh,
[02:02:23] >> and that's a [ __ ] mothership crowd.
[02:02:25] >> Yeah, exactly. [laughter]
[02:02:27] >> A bunch of people that are like, I paid
[02:02:28] good money to see somebody be racist
[02:02:30] tonight.
[02:02:32] >> And they're like, [laughter] bro, calm
[02:02:33] down.
[02:02:35] >> It's hilarious.
[02:02:36] >> The black jokes go hard.
[02:02:37] >> The black jokes go hard. They do. But
[02:02:40] hey, you know, it's a rose. This is this
[02:02:41] is what we this is what we want to see.
[02:02:42] >> I know, but I got to go [ __ ] first.
[02:02:44] That's true.
[02:02:45] >> Yeah, the MCing is tough because you
[02:02:46] haven't MCed in forever.
[02:02:47] >> But is is Kevin Hart going to be there?
[02:02:49] >> MCing. I've never done anything. But
[02:02:51] like when he's when he's out%
[02:02:54] he has to be there.
[02:02:54] >> If he's laughing, you're golden.
[02:02:56] >> He'll laugh. Oh, he'll laugh at
[02:02:57] everything.
[02:02:58] >> Yeah. So the black jokes with the black
[02:03:00] guy laughing, you're you're good to go.
[02:03:01] >> Yeah. I'm not It's more the
[02:03:04] >> internet.
[02:03:04] >> How you guys doing?
[02:03:05] >> The crowd.
[02:03:06] >> Oh,
[02:03:07] >> cuz it's in LA. I am going to be it's
[02:03:09] going to be live and I'm going to say
[02:03:10] some pretty offensive things and then
[02:03:12] I'm going to have to stay in the pocket
[02:03:13] of being like I know the people at home
[02:03:15] like this.
[02:03:16] >> Yes.
[02:03:16] >> But now an entire room of famous people
[02:03:19] don't like me.
[02:03:21] >> Dude, they're going to kill.
[02:03:23] >> On paper it sounds easy.
[02:03:24] >> I get it. I get it,
[02:03:25] >> bro. I know people in the WNBA like
[02:03:27] people that work in like management and
[02:03:29] the and the and the players
[02:03:30] >> and I was going to war over your SP
[02:03:33] thing.
[02:03:34] >> Yeah. What were they saying?
[02:03:35] >> They were not happy with it at all.
[02:03:37] Well, they seem like not happy with it.
[02:03:38] >> They seem like a grumpy bunch anyway.
[02:03:40] [laughter]
[02:03:40] >> Not happy with They go, "You got to know
[02:03:42] you're playing for it." And I was like,
[02:03:43] "Right to me at home watching." Yeah.
[02:03:45] And they go, "That's not. We're the
[02:03:46] audience." I'm like, "No, you're in the
[02:03:48] in the room. We're all at home
[02:03:49] laughing." And we thought it was
[02:03:50] hilarious.
[02:03:51] >> Like, she didn't even know this lady's
[02:03:53] name. It was like,
[02:03:54] >> "Well, that's the point of the day."
[02:03:56] >> But the the ESP was a good training
[02:03:58] ground.
[02:03:59] >> Is great. I was nervous and awkward on
[02:04:00] that.
[02:04:01] >> No, but it got 10 million views or
[02:04:03] whatever. Anyway, it's for the internet.
[02:04:05] America.
[02:04:07] [ __ ] yeah.
[02:04:10] The [ __ ] day.
[02:04:12] >> What night is the roast? Just so
[02:04:14] >> Sunday.
[02:04:14] >> Uh, Sunday.
[02:04:15] >> Oh, [ __ ] I want
[02:04:16] >> I'm going.
[02:04:17] >> Damn.
[02:04:17] >> Where you at? The first one?
[02:04:18] >> I'm getting there Tuesday.
[02:04:20] >> Oh, no. Next.
[02:04:21] >> Why don't you go there early?
[02:04:22] >> What do you get?
[02:04:23] >> I get there Sunday and then
[02:04:24] >> it's the 10th.
[02:04:25] >> It's the next Sunday.
[02:04:26] >> Oh, okay. Okay. All right.
[02:04:29] >> I think I have a gig.
[02:04:30] >> Me and Lewis got matching Legion of
[02:04:31] Skanks outfits.
[02:04:32] >> Oh. Oh, you're on the team now. You're
[02:04:35] you're a member of the gangst
[02:04:37] with with Jay.
[02:04:38] >> Does this stop you from moving to UK?
[02:04:41] >> Unfortunately, it does.
[02:04:42] >> Good. Thank God. [ __ ] those lines.
[02:04:44] >> Not even unfortunately. This is a
[02:04:46] massive opportunity for me creatively.
[02:04:48] I've This is like a dream. I've been
[02:04:50] gone for the [ __ ] Mossad plant to got
[02:04:52] out of there.
[02:04:53] >> The MSAD [laughter] couple.
[02:04:55] >> So, I was like, oo,
[02:04:57] >> yeah, maybe I'll stab.
[02:04:58] >> Yeah, it'll be fun.
[02:04:58] >> Yeah, you have to. [ __ ] going to
[02:05:00] England. They were going to stab you
[02:05:01] anyway.
[02:05:01] >> You left enough. [laughter]
[02:05:04] That's true. They'll stab you. They do
[02:05:06] get stabby overab.
[02:05:07] >> Getting stabbed would [ __ ] blow dick.
[02:05:10] >> Suck. You're right there with the guy,
[02:05:12] too. At least a gunshot.
[02:05:13] >> Gunshot could be like, "Where did it
[02:05:14] even come from?"
[02:05:14] >> Some distance like, "I know.
[02:05:17] >> It's you. I hate you." [laughter]
[02:05:19] >> Right.
[02:05:22] >> Yeah. Anyway,
[02:05:23] >> you're better off.
[02:05:23] >> Yeah, you're better off. I think it's
[02:05:25] good. It's divine.
[02:05:26] >> Well, nothing's better off than skanks.
[02:05:28] >> Yeah.
[02:05:28] >> There you go. It's What is it? 15 years
[02:05:30] running.
[02:05:32] >> Yeah. This is perfect for you, Ari.
[02:05:33] >> It's the It's my show.
[02:05:35] >> England's not perfect for you.
[02:05:36] >> Vice president.
[02:05:36] >> Although, it's weird seeing you tied
[02:05:38] down to something.
[02:05:39] >> Yeah, [clears throat] it is.
[02:05:39] >> I've never seen you.
[02:05:41] [laughter]
[02:05:41] >> Well, you got to do it once a week.
[02:05:43] >> When Shane and I ran for president and
[02:05:44] vice president, we'll get into another
[02:05:46] episode, but it was the log line was
[02:05:48] until one of us betrays the other. Until
[02:05:50] [laughter] one of us double crosses the
[02:05:51] other one. [gasps]
[02:05:52] >> We didn't.
[02:05:53] >> We didn't. Only because you found out
[02:05:56] Lewis was going to [ __ ] with me and you
[02:05:57] double crossed him.
[02:05:58] >> Yes,
[02:05:59] >> dude. That was nice.
[02:06:00] >> Of course. I would never do I'm not
[02:06:01] going to let my present go down like
[02:06:03] that. I'm JD Vance, bro. [laughter]
[02:06:05] >> I'm Vance.
[02:06:06] >> Underrated something that happened in co
[02:06:07] is Shane. Uh, we're like we're making a
[02:06:10] [laughter]
[02:06:11] >> I you guys were making the biggest
[02:06:13] mistake comedically.
[02:06:15] >> I was so mad. There was a video going
[02:06:17] around of of all these stars singing
[02:06:19] some like Beatles song. Imagine. Yeah.
[02:06:22] Imagine there's no heaven.
[02:06:24] >> So Louis's idea was like, let's do
[02:06:26] something making fun of it. We'll all
[02:06:28] sing a song with the sickness. down with
[02:06:30] the sickness and we'll make a video. And
[02:06:32] I was like, "Oh, I'll I'll edit it."
[02:06:33] >> So, we just got to sing,
[02:06:35] >> but I need every single one of you to
[02:06:36] sing the full song
[02:06:37] >> and I can choose
[02:06:38] >> and then I'll pick and then I just have
[02:06:40] a full video of every single one of
[02:06:42] these dumb asses singing that [laughter]
[02:06:43] song. And I was like, first off, the
[02:06:44] idea was not funny. That is gay. I will
[02:06:46] not.
[02:06:47] >> I was doing it as a favor to Lewis. I
[02:06:49] was like, if you think this is good, and
[02:06:51] then Shane Shane called me goes, how how
[02:06:54] bad will your retaliation be if I
[02:06:56] release your video?
[02:06:57] >> [laughter]
[02:06:57] >> I was like, "Dude, I didn't put anyone's
[02:06:59] videos." I was like, "Bro,
[02:07:01] >> you have right now. Send it to
[02:07:02] >> J comedian. You should do it. I will
[02:07:05] scorch the earth to get back.
[02:07:06] >> Send to Jamie right now."
[02:07:09] >> Do you have it categorized?
[02:07:11] >> I was. And I kept trying to like like
[02:07:14] [snorts] it was hard to make sure they
[02:07:16] did it seriously. So, I was like, "No,
[02:07:18] like don't [ __ ] around. It would be
[02:07:19] funnier if you guys are like really
[02:07:20] singing as the best you can." You [ __ ]
[02:07:23] around in yours.
[02:07:24] >> I did. Oh, thank God. But I mean it's
[02:07:27] still a horrific and embarrassing video.
[02:07:29] >> That whole thing was karaoke.
[02:07:31] >> Imagine there's no heaven while granny
[02:07:34] just died of co.
[02:07:35] >> Also, it's like this is this is like
[02:07:37] it's a war song.
[02:07:39] >> Yeah.
[02:07:40] >> It's a war and religion song.
[02:07:41] >> Yeah.
[02:07:42] >> What are we doing?
[02:07:43] >> Very that was a very strange time where
[02:07:45] people just got into smelling their own
[02:07:47] farts.
[02:07:49] >> Well, the co hit and actors had no juice
[02:07:51] anymore. They were like, "Oh, we got to
[02:07:52] stand out.
[02:07:53] >> Please don't." Oh my god. The real one,
[02:07:55] the one that I imagine video.
[02:07:57] >> I can't watch this.
[02:07:58] >> Throwing it up for you guys to see.
[02:07:59] >> Actors really made themselves worthless.
[02:08:02] >> Yeah, I can't.
[02:08:03] >> Okay, we can't sing it.
[02:08:04] >> The Beatles are probably
[02:08:05] >> Sarah Silverman being all serious.
[02:08:07] >> She's like, "What stars are in this?
[02:08:08] I'll do it."
[02:08:09] >> Oh, she was being joked.
[02:08:10] >> I don't know who that is.
[02:08:11] >> Who is that?
[02:08:13] >> Timothy Shalomé.
[02:08:14] >> What's wrong with his teeth?
[02:08:15] >> Oh, Fallon. Oh, Fallon.
[02:08:17] >> He's an opener now.
[02:08:20] [laughter]
[02:08:21] >> You can kind of hear it. Oh, [ __ ]
[02:08:24] insane.
[02:08:24] >> This is worse than being like Epste.
[02:08:26] >> Get an iPhone clamp.
[02:08:27] >> God, actors.
[02:08:30] >> So [ __ ] weird.
[02:08:31] >> Well, they're not as important as they
[02:08:32] used to be. So they're like, "Oh, this
[02:08:34] will be about they were like, I'm not
[02:08:36] getting attention. Let's just do it
[02:08:37] ourselves." And you're like, "You guys
[02:08:38] can't do this."
[02:08:39] >> The worst was the black and white one
[02:08:41] when they're like, "I am ashamed of my
[02:08:43] whiteness."
[02:08:44] >> Yeah.
[02:08:44] >> That wasn't even a song. That was just
[02:08:46] them talking.
[02:08:47] >> The blackm
[02:08:50] BLM Brian. There's so many good ones.
[02:08:52] >> You do.
[02:08:53] >> It's so good. Da da da. I gota going.
[02:08:58] [laughter]
[02:08:58] >> Send that to Jamie right now. Send that
[02:09:00] to Jamie right now.
[02:09:01] >> D. Roa will get sincere.
[02:09:02] >> D. Roa gets sincere. Especially when
[02:09:04] he's drunk. Dude, you're such a good
[02:09:05] friend. I'm like, "Shut up, cat.
[02:09:08] >> You're [laughter] adopted. Shut up.
[02:09:09] >> Shut up. I would never be friends with
[02:09:10] an adopted guy.
[02:09:12] >> You Egyptian weirdo."
[02:09:13] >> Everybody was like trying to be silly,
[02:09:15] but the bit sucked so bad.
[02:09:17] >> I was so happy when you guys were doing
[02:09:18] I was at Stan Hopes when this was going
[02:09:20] on. Oh my god. I didn't get the drunken
[02:09:22] like you guys suck.
[02:09:24] >> You [laughter] killed us.
[02:09:25] >> Me and Stan over hammered.
[02:09:27] >> You killed how much these dudes suck.
[02:09:32] >> That [ __ ] blew, dude. I can't believe
[02:09:34] you guys did that.
[02:09:35] >> How much you got left in there?
[02:09:36] >> It's such a weird thing where people
[02:09:37] decide to do things to make themselves
[02:09:39] look like they care.
[02:09:41] >> Look like they care. That's the thing
[02:09:43] about Hollywood. They want to look like
[02:09:44] they care
[02:09:45] >> and it's so [ __ ] transparent. That's
[02:09:48] always a bummer you get that text like,
[02:09:49] "Hey, can you make a video for this?"
[02:09:50] I'm like, "Ah, it's going to ruin my
[02:09:52] whole day because you like have to think
[02:09:54] about it and spend time on it.
[02:09:55] >> It's a nightmare."
[02:09:56] >> Change your number.
[02:09:57] >> Yeah. Like, can you help me with this?
[02:09:59] >> You get You get one or two of those.
[02:10:00] Change your number.
[02:10:01] >> There we go. Jojo Rabbit.
[02:10:04] >> Music, please.
[02:10:04] >> Music, please.
[02:10:06] >> Oh, it's going to be cold. [music]
[02:10:08] >> Woo! He's back, baby.
[02:10:11] >> I
[02:10:15] mushroom. Yeah. Congrats. Congrats on
[02:10:17] the Ivy game, bro. That's sick,
[02:10:18] >> dude. That is such a win. That is such a
[02:10:21] gigantic win.
[02:10:23] >> They're going to reschedule the
[02:10:24] psychedelics and have them available to
[02:10:26] people.
[02:10:27] >> But what's interesting is that all this
[02:10:29] was done during the Nixon administration
[02:10:30] to squash the civil rights movement,
[02:10:33] >> civil rights movement, and the anti-war
[02:10:34] movement.
[02:10:34] >> Black people don't even like mushrooms.
[02:10:36] >> And that was also one of the things that
[02:10:37] I got to say.
[02:10:38] >> Yeah, this is one of the things that I
[02:10:39] got to say during the whole Trump thing.
[02:10:41] >> You said black people don't like
[02:10:42] >> I said, no, I didn't say that.
[02:10:43] >> Okay. [laughter]
[02:10:45] Black people don't like modern. I said
[02:10:48] they love certain foods, but you can't
[02:10:49] bring them up. I uh I said the these
[02:10:53] things weren't made illegal. It was like
[02:10:55] because it was all live. They couldn't
[02:10:56] stop me from saying it. And Trump just
[02:10:57] let me talk. So I said, "These aren't
[02:11:00] illegal because they're harmful. They're
[02:11:01] illegal because of the sweeping um
[02:11:04] controlled substances act of the 1970s
[02:11:06] and the Richard Nixon administration to
[02:11:08] target the civil rights movement and the
[02:11:09] anti-war movement.
[02:11:10] >> That's why they made them illegal.
[02:11:12] They're not illegal because they're
[02:11:13] harmful. And the idea that they were
[02:11:15] schedule one for all these years when so
[02:11:17] many people are using them to quit
[02:11:18] smoking, to quit drinking, to quit
[02:11:20] drugs, to get their life together, to
[02:11:22] like relax before they're dying. Like so
[02:11:25] many people that are like filled with
[02:11:26] anxiety cuz they're dying of cancer.
[02:11:28] They take mushrooms and they're like, I
[02:11:29] think I'm going to be okay.
[02:11:30] >> Can you get [ __ ] up on Ibaane?
[02:11:32] >> No, it's not recreational at all.
[02:11:34] >> Oh, really? It's bad.
[02:11:35] >> It's a bad experience.
[02:11:37] >> What?
[02:11:37] >> Yeah. It's not like a fun time,
[02:11:38] >> but it's it's neurogenerative. like it
[02:11:41] it helps people that have like Rick
[02:11:42] Perry the the governor he had some sort
[02:11:45] of like natural atrophy of his brain
[02:11:47] that happens when you get older
[02:11:49] >> within 6 weeks or so after doing it 25%
[02:11:53] of the atrophy was gone 6 months later
[02:11:55] 100% of it was gone
[02:11:57] >> what it's nuts it's it's very positive
[02:12:01] but a bad feeling when you're doing it
[02:12:03] >> who is this Perry Rick Perry the former
[02:12:06] governor of Texas Republican governor
[02:12:08] who is a staunch anti-drug guy his whole
[02:12:10] life. And then he talked to all these
[02:12:12] veterans that were using it to get off
[02:12:14] of whatever opiates that they were on.
[02:12:16] >> Let me try it in secret. Let me try it
[02:12:18] in secret.
[02:12:19] >> I don't know if it was, let me try it in
[02:12:21] secret cuz he was open about talking
[02:12:22] about it. And and he did it and he said
[02:12:24] it changed his life, too. And he says,
[02:12:26] "This is my life now. I'm dedicated to
[02:12:28] trying to make this stuff legal."
[02:12:30] >> So, it's kind of like Ozic. It makes you
[02:12:31] stop doing stuff.
[02:12:33] >> Well, Ompic is weird because it does
[02:12:34] make you stop doing addictive things,
[02:12:36] too. It does,
[02:12:37] >> but it cuts down your sex drive, too. It
[02:12:39] cuts down love. Like, you don't get
[02:12:41] excited about stuff. Yeah. People are
[02:12:43] saying it keeps you from being
[02:12:44] passionate about it.
[02:12:46] >> Cuts down love.
[02:12:46] >> It's just weird when you see, we were
[02:12:48] talking about that lady, some of these
[02:12:50] hot actresses that are doing it and they
[02:12:52] don't need to do it. Drink it.
[02:12:53] >> Be fat and horny.
[02:12:55] >> Fat and horny. Yeah,
[02:12:57] >> that's a good radio team. Fat and horny
[02:12:58] in the morning. It's also girls don't
[02:13:01] realize like a little bit of fat on them
[02:13:03] is hot.
[02:13:04] >> Yeah. Little jiggle. When girls are like
[02:13:06] 10 lb overweight, it's like when they
[02:13:08] think they're overweight, you're like,
[02:13:09] "Yeah."
[02:13:10] >> Especially if they're confident with it.
[02:13:12] Just gives them curves, makes sexy.
[02:13:15] >> When you when they lose all that weight
[02:13:17] and get that ompic face, it's like,
[02:13:18] "What are you doing?"
[02:13:19] >> Pull up Olivia Wild. You see her? She
[02:13:21] looks like before you got here.
[02:13:23] >> Oh man. [laughter]
[02:13:25] >> Pull up her and a lemur. It's dead. The
[02:13:27] eyes. It's dead on.
[02:13:29] >> Who's Olivia Wild? She's a really
[02:13:30] beautiful actress.
[02:13:34] >> She's so fat at all, man. But she's been
[02:13:38] >> Look how hot.
[02:13:39] >> Gorgeous.
[02:13:40] >> But now look at the most recent video of
[02:13:42] her where Yeah. Look at that.
[02:13:44] >> Now pull up a ringtail lemur if you can
[02:13:46] find one.
[02:13:46] >> I know exactly what a lemur looks like,
[02:13:48] bro.
[02:13:48] >> It's a cute little little nugget.
[02:13:51] [snorts]
[02:13:51] >> LOOK AT THAT. SAME EYES. [laughter]
[02:13:54] >> SAME EYES.
[02:13:55] >> WAIT, what happened to her? Did she just
[02:13:57] hit the wall? No, there's no way. She
[02:13:59] just hit the wall. She's She's still
[02:14:01] fairly young.
[02:14:01] >> How old is she?
[02:14:02] >> And she was really hot. She was on a
[02:14:04] some 42. She's
[02:14:06] >> She was in house in 2007. She's older.
[02:14:08] She's 20 years older than she was on
[02:14:09] House.
[02:14:10] >> Yeah, but dude, recently she looked
[02:14:11] really hot.
[02:14:12] >> Also, she's gorgeous.
[02:14:14] >> Gorgeous.
[02:14:15] >> No, I don't think it's the wall, dude.
[02:14:16] >> Her real name is Cockburn. That's funny.
[02:14:18] >> Okay, but does anybody know if she's
[02:14:20] taken that stuff?
[02:14:21] >> No, I don't think so.
[02:14:22] >> That's not even Obzimpic. That's the
[02:14:24] eyes. That's a different thing. Look at
[02:14:26] the giant eyeballs.
[02:14:28] >> We She might feel bad doing this.
[02:14:30] >> I don't want to the lady epic.
[02:14:34] >> It's still
[02:14:36] I think it's a little bit of it is just
[02:14:37] like just women have this thing where
[02:14:40] they think they're supposed to be
[02:14:41] skinny.
[02:14:42] >> Yeah.
[02:14:42] >> Oh, 42.
[02:14:43] >> Well, they are.
[02:14:44] >> Yeah, but dude, 42. Look at look at
[02:14:46] [ __ ] what's her name? Jennifer Lopez.
[02:14:49] >> Yeah. Yeah. Look at Outliers.
[02:14:50] >> She's hot as [ __ ] That's a Puerto
[02:14:52] Rican. Yeah. Look at LeBron, but
[02:14:53] everybody else it goes out at 38.
[02:14:56] >> Could you hand me one of those bruskies?
[02:14:58] >> Absolutely, buddy. What are you
[02:14:59] [laughter] looking for?
[02:15:00] >> A bottle.
[02:15:01] >> Hey, bottle rust.
[02:15:02] >> This is sad that so many of these women
[02:15:04] think that they have to be way.
[02:15:09] I think it's just a bad picture. Bad
[02:15:10] night or night.
[02:15:13] >> I thought that was a great picture.
[02:15:14] >> She's still beautiful. And she doesn't
[02:15:16] even look remotely overweight.
[02:15:17] >> Dude, Seth Rogan looks like a troll next
[02:15:19] to her.
[02:15:19] >> That's from two weeks ago. [snorts]
[02:15:21] >> Two weeks. What?
[02:15:22] >> Oh, no. That's just
[02:15:23] >> fine. That was what
[02:15:24] >> she might have been bad video.
[02:15:26] >> Let's leave her alone. Leave her alone.
[02:15:28] Leave her alone lady. Yeah, I was wrong.
[02:15:30] You didn't hit the wall at all. A lot of
[02:15:32] [ __ ]
[02:15:32] >> You know what I like is uh the big fat
[02:15:33] guys that need the ompic.
[02:15:35] >> Need it.
[02:15:36] >> Yeah.
[02:15:36] >> Yeah.
[02:15:36] >> I like that,
[02:15:37] >> my friend. He's on the fat pill.
[02:15:39] >> Some of them defeat it.
[02:15:40] >> Yeah, I know a guy. We know a guy fully.
[02:15:42] I didn't want to say plowed right
[02:15:44] through.
[02:15:45] >> How [laughter] did he do that? He just
[02:15:46] keeps eating.
[02:15:47] >> He has habits, dude. When we were doing
[02:15:49] the 999,
[02:15:50] >> he he three hot dogs in. We had nine hot
[02:15:54] dogs, nine beers, and nine innings. And
[02:15:55] by the way, pitch clock, so it's way
[02:15:57] harder than when it was invented.
[02:15:58] >> Although we did get there early. We got
[02:15:59] there. Okconor had seven hot dogs before
[02:16:02] the national anthem.
[02:16:03] >> Conor Conor [laughter]
[02:16:04] Okconor like what's your strategy? I'm
[02:16:07] going to just chug these hot dogs. Chug
[02:16:09] hot dogs. Passed out till the sixth.
[02:16:11] [laughter]
[02:16:11] Woke up. You didn't wake him up in the
[02:16:13] night to be like, dude, you're too late.
[02:16:14] You got to get it.
[02:16:15] >> He got it. He was like, [laughter]
[02:16:18] >> I'm a champion.
[02:16:19] >> It's the bread. The salt gets you.
[02:16:21] >> It's disgusting.
[02:16:22] >> Yeah, but H Foley, three hot dogs in,
[02:16:24] you look over, he's eating a cheese
[02:16:26] steak.
[02:16:27] >> He's getting other grare
[02:16:34] [ __ ] how full I am. If you put a
[02:16:37] cheese steak in front of me, I'm eating
[02:16:39] that [ __ ]
[02:16:39] >> It's like
[02:16:40] >> There's a new place in Austin. There's a
[02:16:42] food truck that Tony turned me on to
[02:16:44] that has cheese steaks. Air just had
[02:16:47] one. What is that place, Jamie? Do you
[02:16:49] know the place?
[02:16:50] >> Do you know what it is, Jamie?
[02:16:51] >> Don't say it. We'll never get in again.
[02:16:53] >> What's that?
[02:16:53] >> No, not at all.
[02:16:55] >> I think I think I saw it on uh on
[02:16:57] Seamless. I almost got it all day. So
[02:16:59] legit.
[02:16:59] >> Is it on Sixth Street? Cuz the food
[02:17:01] sucks over there.
[02:17:01] >> This food sucks on Six. You got to go.
[02:17:04] >> Yeah, it's a weird spot because it used
[02:17:06] to be the Dirty Six. It was all just
[02:17:07] like drunk people food. It didn't have
[02:17:10] to be good.
[02:17:10] >> Still, it's getting worse, dude.
[02:17:12] >> But
[02:17:12] >> you got Black Rabbit. That's it. But
[02:17:14] there's a fog to chow a block away.
[02:17:16] >> I think it might be R&B.
[02:17:17] >> There's a Fogo de Chow block away from
[02:17:18] the club.
[02:17:19] >> Where?
[02:17:20] >> It's It's down the street.
[02:17:22] >> It's R&B.
[02:17:23] >> It's on like second or third. I've never
[02:17:25] seen Fogo. It's on Congress. So, it's
[02:17:28] two blocks away.
[02:17:29] >> Yeah. But it's not 36. It's way off.
[02:17:31] >> Right. Right. But but it's it's not far.
[02:17:34] I get what you're saying. It's still
[02:17:35] downtown.
[02:17:35] >> These are the guys. These are the guys.
[02:17:37] >> I'm going there tonight. So, uh what is
[02:17:39] it? What's the name of it?
[02:17:40] >> R&B. R&B.
[02:17:41] >> R&B Steak and Fries. Bro, I'm telling
[02:17:44] you, their [ __ ] cheese steaks are so
[02:17:46] legit. These guys brought them to the
[02:17:49] the club and I was like and Tonyy's
[02:17:52] like, "Dude, you got to try this." I was
[02:17:53] like, "I'm not I'm not really hungry,
[02:17:54] but let me I start one bite and I
[02:17:57] scarfed it. I scarfed it."
[02:17:59] >> Oh, they got the [ __ ] sauteed onions.
[02:18:00] >> Oh, it's so good, dude. It's so good.
[02:18:03] These guys are so And they're cool,
[02:18:05] dudes.
[02:18:06] >> Very, very, very legit.
[02:18:07] >> Wait, go back up. I want to see his
[02:18:08] nickname.
[02:18:09] >> Boo.
[02:18:09] >> Boo. [laughter]
[02:18:11] >> Black guys rule.
[02:18:13] Boo Bradley.
[02:18:16] >> Man, it's almost time for Jeremiah Love
[02:18:17] highlights.
[02:18:19] >> Easy.
[02:18:19] >> It's almost time, dude.
[02:18:21] >> Jeremiah Love.
[02:18:22] >> Oh, yeah.
[02:18:22] >> Who that is?
[02:18:23] >> I love that you're asking who that is.
[02:18:25] >> What are we talking about here?
[02:18:26] >> Is that politics?
[02:18:28] >> No.
[02:18:28] >> No. Football running back.
[02:18:30] >> Jeremiah Love sounds like a football
[02:18:32] player.
[02:18:32] >> Yeah, it does.
[02:18:33] >> He certainly is.
[02:18:33] >> Yeah.
[02:18:34] >> If he was a fighter, he'd probably quit
[02:18:35] in the third round.
[02:18:36] >> I don't know if a guy with that name
[02:18:38] >> if he had autism or I think he does.
[02:18:41] He's got at least OCD, but they they did
[02:18:43] a nice docu like a before the game they
[02:18:45] always like college game day always runs
[02:18:47] like a a heartwarming story, but he had
[02:18:50] like autism as a kid and they were like
[02:18:52] we don't know what to do. And then we
[02:18:53] got him in football and he was just a
[02:18:55] [ __ ] animal. [laughter]
[02:18:56] >> Oh wow.
[02:18:56] >> He's just
[02:19:00] so fast.
[02:19:00] >> Wow. Look at him go.
[02:19:01] >> Wow.
[02:19:02] >> Look at looking at his own sideline.
[02:19:04] >> Dude, autism is a superpower.
[02:19:06] >> Well, you just got to channel it.
[02:19:08] >> Tell me about it. You're going to like
[02:19:09] this one. Norman talk speak on it.
[02:19:12] >> Find a piano or comedy. I can speak
[02:19:14] about Neanderl jeans. You can speak
[02:19:16] about autism.
[02:19:17] >> These guys are tackling wrong.
[02:19:18] >> Look at him go, dude. Wow.
[02:19:20] >> Trying to catch a guy.
[02:19:21] >> You see him jumping over people.
[02:19:23] >> These guys are tackling wrong. He's like
[02:19:25] the correspondent shooter. Hey Jamie,
[02:19:26] who is that guy that they just signed
[02:19:28] from Africa? He's a 21-year-old guy
[02:19:30] who's never played football before.
[02:19:32] >> Philly did.
[02:19:33] >> Yeah, he's with the Eagles. Football
[02:19:35] [laughter] Football does that where
[02:19:36] you're like, "As long as you got As long
[02:19:38] as you got the skills, we got you."
[02:19:40] >> That was a nice rolling for a second.
[02:19:42] Look at that.
[02:19:42] >> What a wiggle.
[02:19:43] >> Oh my goodness.
[02:19:44] >> All they got to do to tackle him is look
[02:19:46] him directly in the eyes.
[02:19:47] >> No.
[02:19:47] >> Why?
[02:19:48] >> Cuz autism hates that [ __ ] Don't you
[02:19:50] ever shut the [ __ ] up. You look an
[02:19:52] autistic guy in the eyes, please.
[02:19:54] >> They don't look at you back though. It's
[02:19:55] not going to work if he doesn't look at
[02:19:56] you back.
[02:19:57] >> He's just dodging. Do
[02:19:58] >> you hate hugs? [laughter]
[02:19:59] >> He's dodging a hug.
[02:20:00] >> Hate a hug,
[02:20:01] >> bro. HE GET AWAY FROM [screaming] GET
[02:20:05] HIM. Get him. Get him. Take him down.
[02:20:10] >> Right in the lips. He got tongue there
[02:20:11] for the listeners.
[02:20:12] >> Assault, brother. [laughter]
[02:20:15] >> You should sue Joe.
[02:20:18] >> His whole body was vibrating when I was
[02:20:20] hugging him.
[02:20:21] >> Good [laughter] lord. I mean,
[02:20:22] >> that's how sick is touching,
[02:20:25] >> bro. I love a great show. Show Joe him
[02:20:28] jumping over some people.
[02:20:29] >> Hey, what are you boys doing next
[02:20:30] weekend?
[02:20:31] >> Oh, I think I got a gig. What do you got
[02:20:33] to next week is a roast?
[02:20:35] >> Next Saturday. Next Saturday.
[02:20:36] >> Oh yeah. At Netflix TD Garden
[02:20:39] >> in Boston. Damn.
[02:20:40] >> What are you doing?
[02:20:41] >> UFC. The UFC in New Jersey.
[02:20:44] >> Sean Strickland. Hamza Chamayv.
[02:20:48] >> Bro, they they're not even going to have
[02:20:49] a face off.
[02:20:50] >> They're worried about putting them close
[02:20:51] to each other cuz Shawn has talked so
[02:20:54] much [ __ ]
[02:20:55] >> He's a wild dude.
[02:20:56] >> He's a wild dude. And that [ __ ] talking
[02:20:58] that he does, it's emotional warfare cuz
[02:21:02] like you'll think about the [ __ ] He
[02:21:03] calls him a goat [ __ ] He's like he he
[02:21:06] won't stop talking [ __ ]
[02:21:08] >> No filter.
[02:21:09] >> Sean Strickland said that he said if
[02:21:11] those three goat [ __ ] he comes up to me
[02:21:14] with three of his goats goats.
[02:21:17] >> He said he Sean was like I'll shoot
[02:21:18] them. I'll pull out my gun. I'll shoot
[02:21:20] all three of them. And he's going like
[02:21:21] this. Boom boom boom. Jesus.
[02:21:22] >> He's talking so much [ __ ] But that it's
[02:21:26] emotional warfare. It's like what Connor
[02:21:28] used to do. What Connor did with Jose
[02:21:30] Aldo. He had him so [ __ ] up before
[02:21:33] that fight and he was just like so emo
[02:21:35] because Aldo was a legend. Nobody talked
[02:21:38] [ __ ] about him. Everybody was terrified
[02:21:40] of him. And Connor was just constantly
[02:21:42] talking [ __ ] about him. Stole his belt
[02:21:45] at a press conference and like was
[02:21:47] holding [laughter] it up. And by the
[02:21:48] time the fight happened, Aldo was just
[02:21:50] so worked up and Connor was just like
[02:21:52] super relaxed and smiling. That's how
[02:21:55] Roberto Duran beat Robinson because he
[02:21:57] called his wife a horror.
[02:21:58] >> Who's Robinson?
[02:21:59] >> Sugar. Noonard. No, Leonard. Leonard.
[02:22:02] Sorry, wrong. Dare you. It was he talked
[02:22:05] Sugar Ray into fighting his kind of
[02:22:07] fight. He literally like Do you think
[02:22:10] Strickland can do that?
[02:22:11] >> No.
[02:22:11] >> Strickland is a
[02:22:12] >> He's good, but he's not.
[02:22:15] Strickland is one of the best fighters
[02:22:17] on planet Earth. Make no mistake about
[02:22:19] it. So is Hamza. But Strickland is also
[02:22:22] a legitimate world champion. He's a guy
[02:22:24] who's accustomed to five rounders. He's
[02:22:26] got phenomenal cardio. He's one of the
[02:22:28] hardest guys to hit in the sport.
[02:22:29] >> But can he
[02:22:31] >> 100% he has underrated grappling? Listen
[02:22:36] to me as an expert. He's allegedly he's
[02:22:38] one of the best take down. He's got some
[02:22:40] of the best takedown defense in the
[02:22:42] game. Underrated grappling. Strickland
[02:22:44] has a legit chance.
[02:22:45] >> Can I Can I just say this as someone
[02:22:46] who's heard you talk about this kind of
[02:22:49] stuff for many, many years. You give it
[02:22:51] up more for the person you think is not
[02:22:54] gonna win.
[02:22:55] >> Oh, interesting.
[02:22:56] >> Because you didn't say about Hamza in
[02:22:58] this. You just said
[02:22:59] >> No, no. I will tell you a lot about it's
[02:23:01] obvious. So, you go, but don't count out
[02:23:04] the underdog.
[02:23:05] >> No, I'll say that eventually if you give
[02:23:06] me a chance, you [ __ ] blabber out.
[02:23:08] >> You stopped talking. [laughter]
[02:23:09] >> Jesus, you stopped. You already made
[02:23:12] your point. No, Tom's 100% can win. He
[02:23:15] looked he dominated Drekus Dupacy like
[02:23:17] he didn't even belong in there with him
[02:23:19] and Drius was the world champion and
[02:23:21] Drius had beaten Stron Sean Strickland
[02:23:23] but the last time he beat Strickland in
[02:23:25] the second fight Strickland they made
[02:23:27] him fight he had a shoulder injury like
[02:23:29] Strickland's a wild boy and he crashed
[02:23:31] his dirt bike and [ __ ] his shoulder up
[02:23:34] they oh he's an Strickland's an animal
[02:23:36] and they allowed him I mean they forced
[02:23:39] him I should say to fight
[02:23:41] >> plus 340 damn
[02:23:43] >> listen man I'm telling
[02:23:44] He can win. Not only did he beat Adagna,
[02:23:47] but the guy does not get tired.
[02:23:49] Strickland has some of the best [ __ ]
[02:23:50] cardio in the sport. He's one of the
[02:23:52] hardest guys to hit. He's very clever
[02:23:54] with his boxing. He's got one of the
[02:23:56] best jabs in the sport. Strickland can
[02:23:58] win this fight.
[02:23:59] >> It's not saying he's going to win.
[02:24:01] Hamzad is the best grappler at 185,
[02:24:04] period.
[02:24:04] >> If he gets him on the ground
[02:24:05] >> and Hamzot can [ __ ] strike, too. It's
[02:24:08] not just a grappler. He's an animal.
[02:24:09] >> Well, I mean, that's what I mean with
[02:24:10] the [ __ ] talk. He's maybe he's trying to
[02:24:12] talk him into standing,
[02:24:13] >> right? Or talk him into a war or talk
[02:24:16] him into hitting the gas. Full clip
[02:24:18] trying to take Aljine Sterling Aljine
[02:24:21] Sterling did a video about this and
[02:24:22] Aljine said, "Here's the thing. If
[02:24:24] Hamzot tries to just run him over, tries
[02:24:28] to just take him down, run him over,
[02:24:29] submit him, and can't do it, then that's
[02:24:32] a problem because then he gasses himself
[02:24:34] out in the first round. This is a five
[02:24:36] round fight. Strickland is notoriously
[02:24:38] durable, notoriously in incredible
[02:24:41] shape, and he's calm. He knows how to
[02:24:44] fight in wars. Like he's he's like
[02:24:46] accustomed to that, you know? He had a
[02:24:49] very abusive childhood. He doesn't like
[02:24:51] bullies. Like Strickland's he's a tough
[02:24:53] nut, dude. Oh, yeah. In my mind, this is
[02:24:56] like I would give Hans on fire me up.
[02:24:58] >> Yeah, dude. This is a great fight, dude.
[02:25:00] >> Have you heard his trans rant? This is
[02:25:02] one Strickland is the best at [ __ ]
[02:25:06] just talking wild [ __ ] at press
[02:25:07] conferences.
[02:25:08] >> He's a wild fellow. He was on the
[02:25:11] podcast, too. He's fun, man. He's fun.
[02:25:13] >> He gets so angry and worked up about
[02:25:15] [ __ ] but he's [ __ ] fun.
[02:25:16] >> You know what's fun?
[02:25:17] >> Like now back. Fun whites.
[02:25:20] >> Fun whites are coming back. Oh, he's one
[02:25:22] of the funnest whites ever.
[02:25:23] >> I I blame Ched Hanks. He brought it. He
[02:25:25] broke it open.
[02:25:26] >> Chad Hanks.
[02:25:26] >> Yeah. White boy summer. The whites.
[02:25:30] >> He's got a new accent. He broke that
[02:25:31] accent. What's his new one?
[02:25:32] >> I don't know. He dropped his old one. He
[02:25:33] was like, "I'm done with that fakeness.
[02:25:34] I got a new fakess."
[02:25:35] >> Can you imagine it was Tom Hanks as your
[02:25:37] dad?
[02:25:37] >> That's wild.
[02:25:38] >> You got that shadow.
[02:25:40] >> Colin and Chad, they couldn't be more
[02:25:41] opposite.
[02:25:43] >> Collins's other son. You've seen he's in
[02:25:44] a ton of movies.
[02:25:45] >> Less of a phony.
[02:25:46] >> Well, he's more straight laced.
[02:25:48] >> Yeah.
[02:25:49] >> Uh, Shia Labou, he's getting drunk,
[02:25:52] going to jail, coming back out. Is Shia
[02:25:54] Le famous?
[02:25:55] >> No, I'm just saying looks just like Tom.
[02:25:59] >> He's in a ton of movies.
[02:26:01] >> God, he looks just like Tom. That's
[02:26:02] crazy. He could be Forest Gump, too.
[02:26:04] >> Good actor.
[02:26:05] >> He looks more Forest Gumpy than Forest
[02:26:06] Gump.
[02:26:07] >> He looks more Philadelphia.
[02:26:08] >> What is this? What? Chad is singing. Oh,
[02:26:11] he's singing now.
[02:26:11] >> He's doing country music.
[02:26:12] >> Oh boy.
[02:26:13] >> Oh god. He can't.
[02:26:14] >> I thought he was a rapper.
[02:26:15] >> He was, but country's big now.
[02:26:17] >> He's just swinging at every goes
[02:26:19] wherever is popular. [snorts]
[02:26:20] >> Renaissance.
[02:26:21] He doesn't suck. That guy sucks. Kind of
[02:26:23] jacked by
[02:26:26] Ted Higs Jamaican accents.
[02:26:27] >> Could you imagine what it's like having
[02:26:30] Tom Hanks as a dad and trying to find
[02:26:31] your own identity?
[02:26:32] >> I'm sure it's tough if your father was a
[02:26:34] molester, but it doesn't she's
[02:26:35] molestation. [screaming]
[02:26:38] >> Come on. You're talking about [ __ ]
[02:26:40] >> J time stamp. How [laughter] dare you
[02:26:44] >> talking about Woody here.
[02:26:48] >> Jesus,
[02:26:50] >> he was [laughter] he was good. He was
[02:26:52] good in Atlanta and that's about it.
[02:26:54] >> Atlanta. Atlanta. Philadelphia.
[02:26:56] >> Did an episode of Atlanta. He was good.
[02:26:58] >> Oh, which which one? Oh,
[02:27:00] >> Chad.
[02:27:01] >> Chad rules. He was also great in uh
[02:27:03] Curb.
[02:27:04] >> Yes.
[02:27:04] >> Played the soldier.
[02:27:05] >> That's right.
[02:27:06] >> I didn't see that one.
[02:27:07] >> You want to talk great athletes? What
[02:27:08] about the uh ampute cornhole guy?
[02:27:12] >> What?
[02:27:12] >> What? Where'd that come from?
[02:27:14] >> You haven't seen this guy.
[02:27:15] >> What kind of a [ __ ] transition was
[02:27:17] that?
[02:27:18] >> I know it. We're talking about athletes.
[02:27:20] The guy got in trouble for shooting
[02:27:22] someone.
[02:27:22] >> He's got no arms, no legs
[02:27:25] on the window with his legs.
[02:27:26] >> He shot a guy.
[02:27:27] >> Did he really shoot somebody
[02:27:28] >> with a nub?
[02:27:29] >> 100% he shot him.
[02:27:31] >> What's cornhole? I thought he's playing
[02:27:32] cornhole.
[02:27:32] >> What does he have to do? Does he have to
[02:27:33] attach like a stick to the nub so he
[02:27:35] could pull the trigger?
[02:27:35] >> He's got a little tiny thumb right on
[02:27:38] the stump
[02:27:39] >> and he could trigger
[02:27:40] >> and he pulled a trigger and killed a
[02:27:41] guy.
[02:27:41] >> Whoa.
[02:27:42] >> Yeah.
[02:27:42] >> Why did he kill the guy?
[02:27:43] >> I think he [ __ ] his stump. I don't
[02:27:45] know what happened. Actually, [laughter]
[02:27:46] I remember reading the story.
[02:27:47] >> Son of a [ __ ]
[02:27:48] >> He was driving the car, too. There was
[02:27:49] three other GUYS IN THE CAR AND he's the
[02:27:51] one driving it.
[02:27:52] >> What an alpha.
[02:27:53] >> Drove the car.
[02:27:54] >> Wow.
[02:27:54] >> This guy's a badass.
[02:27:55] >> Was it down a straight road?
[02:27:56] >> And he was a professional cornhole
[02:27:58] player.
[02:27:58] >> He was number one cornhole.
[02:27:59] >> No. Was he a bag?
[02:28:01] >> Here's a video of him [laughter] again.
[02:28:02] There's a video of him CLIMBING A
[02:28:03] LADDER.
[02:28:04] >> CLIMBING A LADDER.
[02:28:05] >> YEAH, I'LL show you that after this.
[02:28:06] >> He's getting passed around in prison
[02:28:08] like a cornhole bag.
[02:28:09] >> Juan on suspicion of shooting and
[02:28:10] killing a pastor in his car during an
[02:28:12] argument.
[02:28:13] >> Look at this badass.
[02:28:14] >> Oh, he can shoot guns. Shoot. Well,
[02:28:16] >> you got to hand it to him.
[02:28:17] >> Well,
[02:28:18] >> okay. [snorts] Maybe if you
[02:28:20] >> leg to stand on there, Mark.
[02:28:21] >> Less [laughter] limbs, less movement.
[02:28:23] >> Less less limbs. It's not this endless.
[02:28:26] >> It's more stable.
[02:28:27] >> I went out on a limb.
[02:28:28] >> Oh, you son of a [ __ ]
[02:28:30] >> There's his cornhole strategy.
[02:28:31] >> He's unbelievable.
[02:28:32] >> He's really good.
[02:28:33] >> Look at this. HE'S JUST SINKING THEM.
[02:28:35] >> CRAZY.
[02:28:36] >> BAGS.
[02:28:38] >> And now he's in jail. Poor guy. He could
[02:28:40] have been a hero of our generation.
[02:28:42] >> Um, so did he
[02:28:44] >> kill the guy for a reason? Sure.
[02:28:48] >> Lost his limbs, bacterial infection at
[02:28:50] 10 years old, demonstrating shooting.
[02:28:52] So, what is the story?
[02:28:54] >> Accused of shooting a guy during a
[02:28:56] driving argument.
[02:28:58] >> He he wanted the two guys in the car to
[02:28:59] help him get rid of the body. They
[02:29:01] refused. And then he dropped them
[02:29:03] [laughter] out of the car. Went and
[02:29:04] dropped the body somewhere. Someone
[02:29:06] found the body and then they came after.
[02:29:08] >> [ __ ] That'd be tough to dig a hole.
[02:29:09] >> Bro, the way I think he died
[02:29:11] astonishing.
[02:29:13] >> Ari leaves like a ghost in the night.
[02:29:15] >> Well, he's old. They got a piss every 10
[02:29:16] minutes.
[02:29:17] >> More than him.
[02:29:18] >> He drinks prune juice. [laughter]
[02:29:20] >> Goes right through you.
[02:29:23] >> So, uh, so is an argument. He just shot
[02:29:26] the guy. It would, you think it would
[02:29:28] take so long for him to pull out the
[02:29:29] gun, you would just smack it out of his
[02:29:31] stub.
[02:29:32] >> You'd think, but I think when that guy
[02:29:33] comes up to you, you're like, what are
[02:29:34] you going to do? You're not scared. So,
[02:29:36] the guy's got all the time in the world.
[02:29:37] >> I see a gun. I'd be so scared if I saw
[02:29:39] that guy.
[02:29:39] >> Climb a hunting blind with a rifle on
[02:29:41] his back.
[02:29:41] >> Look at this psycho.
[02:29:43] >> Oh, wow. God, he's like a slug. Very
[02:29:45] capable.
[02:29:47] >> Toe jam. Tow jam and Earl. Toe jam and
[02:29:49] [laughter] Earl.
[02:29:50] >> What a pull.
[02:29:52] >> Wow. I mean, you got to hand the guy for
[02:29:53] just being independent.
[02:29:55] >> Yeah. I mean, we're being mean to him. I
[02:29:56] want to make sure he's a murderer before
[02:29:57] I make fun of him for being
[02:29:58] >> Maybe the guy in the back seat was a
[02:30:00] real disabled.
[02:30:00] >> He's definitely a murderer.
[02:30:02] >> He's in jail.
[02:30:03] >> I wonder he's in jail right now.
[02:30:05] >> You better believe it.
[02:30:06] >> Huh? Found a nearby yard.
[02:30:09] >> That's who you want as your bunk mate.
[02:30:10] He's not ready.
[02:30:11] >> Dead at the scene. He was tracked to
[02:30:12] Virginia hospital and arrested set to be
[02:30:14] he was in a hospital. Why was he in a
[02:30:16] hospital?
[02:30:16] >> Maryland.
[02:30:18] >> Well, did they get in a fight?
[02:30:20] >> Yeah. Witnesses said they got
[02:30:21] >> so rarely in the news.
[02:30:22] >> So the guy punched him and he had to go
[02:30:24] to the hospital.
[02:30:25] >> So he was he was tracked to a hospital.
[02:30:26] So the guy who he shot was the guy
[02:30:29] punching him.
[02:30:30] >> Sounds about right. You know what I'm
[02:30:32] saying?
[02:30:32] >> If you're punching a guy with no arms
[02:30:34] and no legs, he's got to do something to
[02:30:35] fight back.
[02:30:37] >> Shoot you.
[02:30:37] >> But that's what's weird. It's like it
[02:30:39] says that
[02:30:40] >> he looks so happy. But it say if it says
[02:30:41] he went to a hospital, like why did he
[02:30:43] have to go to a hospital? [laughter]
[02:30:45] >> Mad ride.
[02:30:46] >> Mad rifle.
[02:30:47] >> Mad rifle.
[02:30:47] >> That's what they say.
[02:30:49] >> Riding high in April.
[02:30:51] >> Yeah. It says officer tracked him in the
[02:30:52] hospital. That's all it says.
[02:30:53] >> Yeah, but why was he in the hospital?
[02:30:55] So, did they get in a fist fight and he
[02:30:56] pulled the gun
[02:30:58] beating his ass?
[02:30:59] >> [ __ ] Let's get him to a hospital.
[02:31:01] >> Probably fine. They were like, "Holy
[02:31:03] [ __ ] take him to an ER."
[02:31:04] >> But it's a weird situation. If he was at
[02:31:06] a hospital, like, why was he at a
[02:31:08] hospital?
[02:31:08] >> Yeah.
[02:31:10] We don't know the whole story.
[02:31:11] >> I don't know.
[02:31:12] >> Anyway, he can the part I read.
[02:31:14] >> He plays a mean cornhole. Ask
[02:31:16] >> them to pull the car out of the or pull
[02:31:18] the body out of the car. They said no.
[02:31:20] They got out of the car instead and he
[02:31:22] drove off with the body still in the
[02:31:23] car.
[02:31:24] >> Oh boy.
[02:31:24] >> How's he going to get him out of the
[02:31:25] car? He's got no arms. Damn. Is that
[02:31:27] Bieber in the middle?
[02:31:28] >> It's Bieber.
[02:31:28] >> Oh, I thought it was the same crime. I
[02:31:30] was like, wait.
[02:31:31] >> Celebrity. What did Bieber get arrested
[02:31:32] for?
[02:31:33] >> By the way, go back up. Look how dashing
[02:31:34] Bieber is in his mug shot.
[02:31:36] >> Did Bieber get arrested for looking
[02:31:37] cute? Perfectly straight teeth.
[02:31:39] >> Lowan's not bad either.
[02:31:41] >> Lowan's not bad there.
[02:31:43] >> Rules, dude.
[02:31:43] >> Lowan's hot again.
[02:31:44] >> I co-starred in a movie.
[02:31:45] >> She's back.
[02:31:46] >> Oh, good. Low.
[02:31:47] >> You co-starred in a movie with Lohan.
[02:31:48] >> Yeah. Worst movie of all time.
[02:31:50] >> Who was that?
[02:31:51] >> Inappropriate comedy star directed by
[02:31:53] the Shamwell guy.
[02:31:55] >> Low. You're in that
[02:31:57] >> Lohan. We had an Academy Award winner.
[02:31:59] ADRIEN BRODY.
[02:32:00] >> WHAT?
[02:32:01] >> WHAT?
[02:32:02] >> Adrien Brody. The pianist.
[02:32:04] >> Uh, who's the chick who got drunk
[02:32:05] driving? Who was in the Avatar? Boom.
[02:32:07] That one at the end. Rodriguez.
[02:32:09] >> What?
[02:32:09] >> Oh, I don't know. She got a DUI.
[02:32:11] >> Rob Schneider's in that.
[02:32:12] >> Oh, but everybody.
[02:32:13] >> Who's the middle lady with the
[02:32:15] >> Is that really the worst movie ever?
[02:32:17] >> It's on It was on Rotten Tomatoes as the
[02:32:19] worst movie of all time. And for a while
[02:32:20] it had zero.
[02:32:22] >> How did Adrian Brody get roped into
[02:32:24] that?
[02:32:24] >> How? Yeah. What happened to him? Did he
[02:32:26] get roped into that?
[02:32:27] >> He was on a downturn of his career. He
[02:32:29] came back. He was on a down swing.
[02:32:31] >> You know what's crazy about Brody? He's
[02:32:32] banging Harvey.
[02:32:33] >> Wait, am I in there? Oh, you know who
[02:32:34] else in there? Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Uh,
[02:32:37] uh, Theo Vaughn, mountain climber. All
[02:32:39] right. Wow.
[02:32:40] >> Ari Shafir. There we go. The amazing
[02:32:43] racist
[02:32:43] >> with some writing. Uh, Christina Paziski
[02:32:46] did some writing on this.
[02:32:47] >> Okay. How about
[02:32:48] >> Dante as the racist assistant.
[02:32:51] >> Rob Schneider is JD.
[02:32:52] >> That's when I was offering black people
[02:32:54] a free trip back to Africa. [laughter]
[02:32:58] >> You really did it, man.
[02:32:59] >> You really went for it back then.
[02:33:01] >> So, when you got the script, did you
[02:33:03] realize it was going to be that bad?
[02:33:04] There was no script. Vince came to me
[02:33:06] was like, "Hey, those amazing races you
[02:33:08] did, can we make more of those?" And I'm
[02:33:09] like, "I don't own them." And he goes,
[02:33:11] "Can we make new ones?" And I was like,
[02:33:12] "Yeah, if you want to."
[02:33:13] >> Hey, it earned 172K
[02:33:17] [laughter]
[02:33:18] >> for a $725. It's over.
[02:33:24] >> All these like pictures of one person in
[02:33:26] the theater.
[02:33:27] >> I like how it says inappropriate, but
[02:33:29] for some reason AP was about apps.
[02:33:32] >> Dude, it was all about apps. There's a
[02:33:34] whole backstory line. None of it made
[02:33:36] any sense.
[02:33:36] >> Like dating apps.
[02:33:37] >> Yeah.
[02:33:38] >> But wait, what year was this?
[02:33:39] >> Oh, okay.
[02:33:40] >> It's a good question.
[02:33:41] >> 2013. I remember I saw this by myself.
[02:33:44] >> 2013.
[02:33:44] >> It was getting a match. It was a
[02:33:46] >> big 625. [laughter]
[02:33:48] >> Dude, this movie was so fun.
[02:33:50] >> I've never heard of this in my life.
[02:33:51] >> We went to the border and I was doing a
[02:33:52] setup scene and some people were [ __ ]
[02:33:54] running and crossing.
[02:33:56] >> But it's so crazy. Like Adrien Broer is
[02:33:58] a [ __ ] legit actor.
[02:33:59] >> He was he was down and then back up.
[02:34:02] They gave him who gets why did he go
[02:34:04] down
[02:34:05] >> do a movie with you
[02:34:06] >> well he was in a separate scene he was
[02:34:08] in dirt flirty Harry
[02:34:10] >> Flirty Harry
[02:34:12] >> flirty Harry so but why
[02:34:14] >> what the [ __ ] is going on
[02:34:17] guys
[02:34:17] >> he went to jail
[02:34:19] >> Theo
[02:34:20] >> oh my god look at [laughter]
[02:34:23] >> Wow.
[02:34:24] >> Oh my god. Bro, we should have a
[02:34:25] screening of this on the next Protect
[02:34:27] Our Parks.
[02:34:28] >> I would love to see this.
[02:34:29] >> Let's Let's watch it and talk. Bro, this
[02:34:31] looks so bad.
[02:34:34] >> It's so bad.
[02:34:35] >> Who's the girl? The girl with the the
[02:34:36] brunette right there.
[02:34:37] >> Rodriguez.
[02:34:38] >> Oh, the girl from Aliens.
[02:34:40] >> Isn't she in Aliens, too?
[02:34:42] >> I don't Maybe.
[02:34:43] >> See if she's in Aliens.
[02:34:44] >> She's Vin Diesel's lady.
[02:34:46] >> That's crazy. They got her in this.
[02:34:48] >> Yeah. Kids in cages
[02:34:49] >> getting arrested.
[02:34:50] >> How does this How does this Shamwow guy
[02:34:52] talk everybody into this?
[02:34:55] >> Money, bro. GS gave me advice. He was
[02:34:57] like, "Hey, do you want me to do this
[02:34:58] thing?" I think he goes Ari every once
[02:34:59] in a while. So people in H [laughter]
[02:35:02] >> Oh, there he is.
[02:35:03] >> Shane, you can't laugh at this.
[02:35:04] >> Young Ari,
[02:35:06] >> should I send this one out? Uh,
[02:35:09] >> I will say, [laughter]
[02:35:10] so like you guys were making dog [ __ ]
[02:35:12] like this.
[02:35:12] >> Yeah.
[02:35:13] >> And then I was like, cuz I wasn't really
[02:35:15] around for that.
[02:35:16] >> Yeah.
[02:35:16] >> And then it's like, man, I can't believe
[02:35:18] cancel culture exists. It's like, oh,
[02:35:20] now I get it.
[02:35:21] >> Yeah.
[02:35:22] >> Like, put an end to this horseshit.
[02:35:24] [laughter]
[02:35:25] >> That's so bad.
[02:35:26] >> 2000. with the lit
[02:35:31] inspire everybody. [laughter]
[02:35:33] >> 2013.
[02:35:35] >> Yeah.
[02:35:36] >> Wow.
[02:35:36] >> Those Amazing Races videos were probably
[02:35:37] like 2005, six, seven.
[02:35:39] >> Yeah. Five, I think. Cuz it was before I
[02:35:42] think those videos were before the whole
[02:35:44] Mensia thing at the store.
[02:35:46] >> That's right. Because he was like, "Why
[02:35:48] do Who are you to say anything about
[02:35:49] racial jokes?" Somebody like, "Amazing
[02:35:51] racist."
[02:35:51] >> Yeah. [laughter]
[02:35:53] >> Before that. Yeah.
[02:35:55] >> Wow. Oh, that's crazy. They got Adrien
[02:35:57] Brody because
[02:36:00] >> he's probably paid money to try to get
[02:36:01] that released like deleted.
[02:36:03] >> I've never heard of it.
[02:36:04] >> No one even knows about it.
[02:36:05] >> They do now.
[02:36:06] >> They do now. That's right. You have a
[02:36:07] million platform.
[02:36:08] >> People are currently listening.
[02:36:10] >> Yeah. You guys [laughter] are actually
[02:36:11] going to make a [ __ ] ton of money on
[02:36:13] that movie.
[02:36:15] >> Oh yeah. Tony
[02:36:19] got caught biting that hook. No, the
[02:36:20] hooker was biting his tongue and he had
[02:36:22] to like get off my [ __ ] tongue and he
[02:36:23] was like
[02:36:24] >> like I he did something like
[02:36:26] arrested.
[02:36:27] >> That's not so bad.
[02:36:28] >> What was he doing with his tongue? She
[02:36:29] bit it.
[02:36:30] >> He was
[02:36:30] >> Why would you have your tongue involved
[02:36:32] in a hooker at all?
[02:36:33] >> What's happening?
[02:36:34] >> Yeah, you don't kiss a hooker.
[02:36:35] >> What do you do if you're drunk?
[02:36:36] >> Passionately.
[02:36:36] >> Yeah.
[02:36:37] >> Let's go.
[02:36:37] >> You pay for just kisses.
[02:36:39] >> Let's go. I wish you were my girlfriend.
[02:36:41] >> We knew a guy We knew a guy at the
[02:36:43] comedy store who would pay extra. I'm
[02:36:45] not going to say who, but but uh who
[02:36:46] would pay extra to [ __ ] to go down on
[02:36:50] hookers um
[02:36:52] >> without uh Really? Yes. to go down.
[02:36:55] >> You don't know him.
[02:36:57] >> Wow.
[02:36:57] >> He would pay for that
[02:37:01] [ __ ] dumb man.
[02:37:02] >> He's the funniest.
[02:37:03] >> He would be open about it. He's like,
[02:37:05] "Nah, they won't let you."
[02:37:06] >> Wow. Guy is running for Congress.
[02:37:08] >> I'll vote for it.
[02:37:09] >> Make America grow some balls again.
[02:37:11] >> Like here, it's like Cedar Park.
[02:37:13] >> What?
[02:37:14] >> Yeah.
[02:37:14] >> What is his first nine bills in
[02:37:16] Congress?
[02:37:17] >> With a headset.
[02:37:18] >> No tax on social security. That's
[02:37:20] reasonable.
[02:37:20] >> Great.
[02:37:21] >> Parental class view.
[02:37:22] >> Don't know what that What does that
[02:37:23] mean? Ring cameras to protect our homes.
[02:37:26] We do not Oh, in classes.
[02:37:27] >> Woke buster.
[02:37:28] >> Oh, ring cameras in classes. That's not
[02:37:30] a bad idea. NX on X. Pornography on Oh,
[02:37:34] boo.
[02:37:35] >> It sounds like this guy wants to jerk
[02:37:37] off the kids [laughter]
[02:37:38] >> and he's pretending to be a congressman
[02:37:40] to go, we should set up cameras in
[02:37:41] schools.
[02:37:42] >> Healthy screen act.
[02:37:43] >> I like number five.
[02:37:44] >> Cowboy code.
[02:37:45] >> Has to be a human at customer service.
[02:37:47] >> I like [laughter] that. That's annoying
[02:37:49] like agent. AGENT. YEAH, that'll ruin
[02:37:53] India.
[02:37:54] >> Oh, interesting. Children need to pray.
[02:37:56] Oh, come on.
[02:37:57] >> Lot of kids stuff coming out of this
[02:37:58] guy.
[02:37:59] >> Yeah. Does he have children?
[02:38:01] >> Cowboy codes for kids.
[02:38:02] >> We'll find out if he actually has
[02:38:03] children.
[02:38:05] >> Let's find out the Shamwell guy.
[02:38:06] >> We got here.
[02:38:09] >> He sent me a Shamwell jacket.
[02:38:12] >> Did you wear out of Shamwell?
[02:38:14] [clears throat]
[02:38:15] He is a charming fellow.
[02:38:17] >> He must be great when it rains out and
[02:38:18] that thing weighs 80 lbs. [laughter]
[02:38:21] wear that for the roast.
[02:38:22] >> I go, great. Now I weigh 375 lbs.
[02:38:25] [laughter]
[02:38:26] >> Wait, find out if that guy has a family.
[02:38:28] >> His story is actually kind of odd that
[02:38:30] he's concentrating so much.
[02:38:31] >> He would just sell [ __ ] in Atlantic City
[02:38:32] like on the streets. Boardwalk and he
[02:38:34] was just great at it. And he goes, I'll
[02:38:36] take out like Byron Allen like late
[02:38:37] night spots and just sell to more
[02:38:39] people.
[02:38:40] >> He must have made so much money. Great
[02:38:42] money. Shamwow was nice. I'll tell you,
[02:38:43] I got a good Shamwow story. One time I
[02:38:46] was staying at my buddy's house and uh I
[02:38:48] stood up in the middle of the night. I
[02:38:50] was He gave me his bed, so I was in
[02:38:52] that, but his roommate was in the other
[02:38:53] bed. It was in college, and I just stood
[02:38:56] up and pissed on the other guy's bed
[02:38:58] while he was in it.
[02:38:59] >> Oh, damn.
[02:39:00] >> And then in the morning, I got a
[02:39:02] shamwow. [laughter]
[02:39:03] >> Soaked it all up.
[02:39:04] >> He just pressed it against this guy.
[02:39:06] >> Is that what it does? It soaks.
[02:39:07] >> Yeah. Soaks really well.
[02:39:09] >> It's a shammy cloth. A shammy cloth is a
[02:39:11] thing they used to wash cars with
[02:39:12] forever.
[02:39:13] >> He said he said he went to seven
[02:39:14] companies in Korea. He goes, "Send me
[02:39:16] each one." He goes, "This one's the best
[02:39:18] one." or I put my name on that and run
[02:39:19] them out.
[02:39:20] >> So, is it like a synthetic version of a
[02:39:22] shammy cloth? Cuz a shammy cloth is like
[02:39:24] an animal skin cloth that you use to
[02:39:26] clean cars with.
[02:39:27] >> No, I do.
[02:39:28] >> Yeah. Shammy cloth is like you wash the
[02:39:29] car and then the car has all this water
[02:39:31] on it. You use the shammy cloth first
[02:39:33] and then you polish it with like
[02:39:35] microfiber cloths.
[02:39:36] >> That's what it is actually. Uh yeah,
[02:39:38] it's very absorbent. So, I use I like
[02:39:41] the shammy thing. Yeah,
[02:39:43] >> you bring them up. Reminds me of Yeah,
[02:39:45] >> I used to do that. I used to work at a
[02:39:47] car wash for the studio.
[02:39:48] >> I used to work in an auto auction in a
[02:39:50] dealership in a garage.
[02:39:51] >> Oh, there you go. I used to do it all
[02:39:52] the time.
[02:39:52] >> Which is why tires is so good.
[02:39:54] [laughter]
[02:39:54] >> Insider knowledge for sure.
[02:39:56] >> You're right. What you know,
[02:39:56] >> bro. You need a muscle car.
[02:39:58] >> You need a muscle car, Shane. I
[02:40:01] >> Hey, Shane, you know this purchase made
[02:40:03] >> doing it wrong.
[02:40:04] >> No, no, no, he's not doing it wrong.
[02:40:05] >> I'm happy with that one. That's the
[02:40:06] one's great. But how about also How
[02:40:08] about also you get like a modern muscle
[02:40:10] car that works really well. Do you know
[02:40:12] Do you know about Revology Mustangs?
[02:40:15] Have you ever seen my 68 Mustang? Yes.
[02:40:17] >> My bullet Mustangs rocks, right? There's
[02:40:20] a company, this company, Revology.
[02:40:21] They're the [ __ ] They make a brand new
[02:40:25] 1969.
[02:40:26] >> That's what I wanted.
[02:40:28] >> I wanted I wanted an old You know what I
[02:40:30] wanted?
[02:40:30] >> Look at that. This is Revology. What do
[02:40:32] >> you mean brand new?
[02:40:33] >> So, this is No, it's a The guy Tom
[02:40:36] Scarpello. He worked at Ford. He made
[02:40:39] the Ford GT.
[02:40:40] >> Can you imagine me getting out of that
[02:40:41] in [ __ ] gym shorts?
[02:40:42] >> Me. I do it all the time. You look cool.
[02:40:44] I I would look
[02:40:45] >> You look cool. YOU LOOK LIKE A [ __ ]
[02:40:47] AMERICAN.
[02:40:49] >> YOU DO LOOK AMERICAN. You look American.
[02:40:51] So that's what I have. I have that car.
[02:40:53] I have that car on the left. [laughter]
[02:40:55] >> I have that car on the left.
[02:40:57] >> I have um
[02:40:58] >> What? You have that one? The the blue.
[02:41:00] >> I have the Well, mine is actually green
[02:41:03] like Steve McQueen's.
[02:41:04] >> I have a green one 68. But but point is
[02:41:07] he makes the new one which is even
[02:41:08] cooler looking. The 69. The six. Go to
[02:41:11] models, Jamie. 67 is the one.
[02:41:13] >> Go to models. And this is a half.
[02:41:16] >> No, no, no, no, no, no. The new 69 is
[02:41:18] the [ __ ] That one. The boss. The boss
[02:41:20] 429. Click on that.
[02:41:22] >> So, it's just a old body with a new car.
[02:41:24] >> Ex. But it's not an old body. It's a
[02:41:26] brand new.
[02:41:26] >> So, he makes the metal version. Yes.
[02:41:28] It's a factory. It's a full factory, but
[02:41:31] it's completely reliable.
[02:41:33] >> I can't drive that. Jordan ones.
[02:41:36] >> I will force you at gunpoint to drive
[02:41:37] that. You need one of those. You need a
[02:41:40] black one.
[02:41:40] >> No, I need a 97 Land Cruiser.
[02:41:42] >> Oh, that's a 95.
[02:41:44] >> Oh, you do? That's what That's what I
[02:41:46] was
[02:41:46] >> I have a 95 with my car charged Corvette
[02:41:49] engine
[02:41:49] >> and I need a new car. I couldn't wait
[02:41:51] long enough to get one. What you got is
[02:41:52] perfect. What you got is Buick Regal.
[02:41:55] >> You want to tell people what you got?
[02:41:56] >> You need a Leber. Don't tell me what you
[02:41:58] got. But what you got So that's what I
[02:42:02] real car.
[02:42:02] >> I love those.
[02:42:04] >> Jamie, pull up mine. I have a 1995 that
[02:42:07] TLC made me and I had to put a
[02:42:09] supercharged Corvette engine in it and
[02:42:10] then I had Culvin Automotive change the
[02:42:13] supercharger jack it up to 800
[02:42:15] horsepower.
[02:42:17] >> It's got dual exhaust now. Oh, it's a
[02:42:18] total apocalypse car. It's got a gun
[02:42:20] safe in it. It's got everything.
[02:42:22] >> Who's the nerd?
[02:42:23] >> That's my friend Jonathan Ward who
[02:42:24] [ __ ] built the car for me. He's the
[02:42:26] man.
[02:42:27] >> Now Jamie, call the 20 [laughter] Call
[02:42:29] the 2017 Toyota Corolla.
[02:42:30] >> That guy needs a wedge.
[02:42:31] >> But you need you need a 69 boss. That's
[02:42:34] what you need. 69.
[02:42:36] >> Oh, you got the winch.
[02:42:37] >> Yeah. Oh, it's got everything. Well, I
[02:42:39] got this when I was worried that Well, I
[02:42:41] had a family and I was worried that at
[02:42:43] one point in time, LA was going to
[02:42:44] experience an apocalypse and I had to be
[02:42:45] able to drive somewhere where there's no
[02:42:47] roads. So, I got an extra large gas tank
[02:42:49] on that thing.
[02:42:51] >> I have steel bumpers all around, rock
[02:42:53] sliders on the side. I wanted to make it
[02:42:55] so I could just go run over protest.
[02:42:57] >> I can't wait to get away.
[02:42:58] >> I can't wait to die at the gates in
[02:43:00] front of your house when the apocalypse
[02:43:02] happens.
[02:43:02] >> You're not going to die. I can't wait
[02:43:03] for
[02:43:04] >> let
[02:43:06] I'm going to let you in. Come on, dog.
[02:43:08] Please, please, come in. How dare you
[02:43:10] save [laughter] me?
[02:43:12] >> You're parked there like do not get out
[02:43:13] of your car.
[02:43:14] >> By then, we'll be at the ranch. We'll
[02:43:16] have the ranch. We'll have the ranch
[02:43:17] fully operational by now. But between
[02:43:19] then, now and then, you need a [ __ ]
[02:43:21] Mustang. You need a boss, brother.
[02:43:23] >> Is it Mustang the only one they make?
[02:43:25] >> Can we get like an old Porsche? Can I
[02:43:26] get an old
[02:43:27] >> Well, there's plenty of cont.
[02:43:28] >> I'm too big for an old Porsche.
[02:43:29] >> You're too big for a Porsche. Land
[02:43:32] Cruiser is another company called RSR
[02:43:35] Recreations. They make a 911. It you can
[02:43:38] get it with no [ __ ] AC, no nothing.
[02:43:40] It only weighs 2,000 lbs.
[02:43:43] [laughter]
[02:43:45] >> Dancing shoes.
[02:43:46] >> I knew about it on 910.
[02:43:48] >> Dancing Israelis.
[02:43:50] >> Don't Google Dancing Israelis. Whatever
[02:43:53] you do, don't read into that story.
[02:43:55] You'll go, "Hey, what?
[02:43:57] >> Wait a second.
[02:43:59] Apac.
[02:44:00] >> Okay, back. All right, there's there's
[02:44:02] my [ __ ] platform.
[02:44:03] >> Okay, what about Let's get rid of AP
[02:44:04] pack. Let's get rid all those [ __ ]
[02:44:08] lobbies.
[02:44:08] >> Yeah, all lobbies.
[02:44:10] >> The ones that are convenient.
[02:44:11] >> You need a muscle car.
[02:44:13] >> If you don't want to get that, how about
[02:44:14] a new muscle car? How about a Shelby?
[02:44:19] >> A Shelby Super Snake R.
[02:44:21] >> Brother, I'm never driving that,
[02:44:23] brother. I bet you should.
[02:44:25] >> You need one car.
[02:44:26] >> You need No. What? You need one car.
[02:44:28] >> I need one car. I have a pretty small
[02:44:30] house in a tiny garage.
[02:44:31] >> What are you a communist? [laughter]
[02:44:33] >> You need to get a new house. First of
[02:44:35] all, you need to do your [ __ ]
[02:44:38] >> baller now. So, you need a new Look at
[02:44:40] that. That's a Shelby Super Snake. He
[02:44:42] can't drive that.
[02:44:43] >> You know what that would look like? Me
[02:44:44] getting out or bringing I got Look, I'm
[02:44:47] not going to get hard.
[02:44:48] >> 850 [ __ ] horsepower. That's
[02:44:50] >> going to be great to pull into a parking
[02:44:51] lot.
[02:44:52] >> Shut up, Ari.
[02:44:55] >> Shut up. I was telling Ari back when Ari
[02:44:57] started making money. I go, Ari, please
[02:44:59] [laughter] get a nice car. Please just
[02:45:01] get a nice car. How about a Cadillac
[02:45:03] Blackwing?
[02:45:04] >> 2022.
[02:45:04] >> How about one of these? How about a CT5V
[02:45:08] Blackwing? How about that?
[02:45:09] >> Can't have a Caddy.
[02:45:10] >> Come on.
[02:45:11] >> I agree. If I saw someone [ __ ] my
[02:45:14] dad's car,
[02:45:16] that is not your dad's car. That's a
[02:45:18] black. That thing has almost 700. Very
[02:45:22] cord.
[02:45:22] >> Very reliable.
[02:45:23] >> You can solder the [ __ ] hood shut for
[02:45:25] 5 years.
[02:45:26] >> Why would you do that, Ari? You have You
[02:45:28] have money, too, Ari. You drive me
[02:45:29] crazy. I was trying to get him to buy a
[02:45:31] BMW M3 in like 2008.
[02:45:33] >> Oo, that'd be nice. I love a BMW.
[02:45:34] >> Why didn't you do it?
[02:45:36] >> Because I had to put all my money to
[02:45:37] this goddamn storytelling show. I put my
[02:45:40] money into that.
[02:45:40] >> Yeah, but you made it back already. You
[02:45:42] made it back.
[02:45:42] >> You spent more money. Yeah, I did make
[02:45:43] the budget back. The end available right
[02:45:45] now.
[02:45:46] >> I've tried for years, maybe decades, to
[02:45:48] try to talk you into buying a nice car.
[02:45:50] Yeah,
[02:45:50] >> he can't. Look at that hat.
[02:45:52] >> It's New York. You can't have a nice car
[02:45:53] anymore.
[02:45:53] >> Yeah, you can't have a nice car.
[02:45:55] >> You got enough money to have a house
[02:45:56] other places.
[02:45:58] >> You should get a house out here.
[02:46:00] >> Get a house out here with a garage and
[02:46:01] keep some nice cars in it so you could
[02:46:03] [ __ ] roll.
[02:46:03] >> Do you have enough money for that?
[02:46:05] >> You spent all your money in.
[02:46:07] >> I'll give you the [ __ ] money. Tell me
[02:46:09] what car you want to buy.
[02:46:10] >> Hold on a second. You buying houses?
[02:46:11] >> Lamborghini.
[02:46:12] >> I'm buying him [laughter] a car, not a
[02:46:13] house.
[02:46:13] >> I'm still waiting to get a watch.
[02:46:15] >> I held out. He said watch. I'm like I'll
[02:46:16] hold out for car.
[02:46:17] >> He gave you a watch. You wear it. You
[02:46:19] wear that piece of [ __ ] It's a Rolex.
[02:46:21] >> I would buy you a watch if you'd wear
[02:46:22] it. If I bought you a watch, will you
[02:46:24] wear it?
[02:46:24] >> Sure.
[02:46:25] >> How many times?
[02:46:26] >> Every day.
[02:46:26] >> I'm thinking the same.
[02:46:27] >> I shower with this.
[02:46:29] >> Right. But if I bought you a real watch,
[02:46:30] would you
[02:46:31] >> I mean, Rolex, one of those astronaut
[02:46:33] [ __ ]
[02:46:34] >> Rolex.
[02:46:36] Yeah. But I don't want to I don't want
[02:46:37] to protect our parks. I'm going to get
[02:46:39] you a Speed Master.
[02:46:40] >> Hold on. Omega's Can I tell you what he
[02:46:42] wants?
[02:46:42] >> Sham was a Speed Master.
[02:46:43] >> He wants that size watch, not a bulky
[02:46:45] one. He wants a thinner watch.
[02:46:47] >> All right. Listen. I like a small watch.
[02:46:49] >> This is not too big. This is a a Rolex,
[02:46:52] but it's on a but it's on a a rubber
[02:46:54] strap. It's a little understated.
[02:46:56] >> Ghock.
[02:46:58] Would you wear that?
[02:46:59] >> Indiglow.
[02:47:00] >> Would you wear that?
[02:47:00] >> I like a a metal band. But yeah, it's a
[02:47:03] good looking watch.
[02:47:05] >> What did What did Louis get you?
[02:47:06] >> He got me the uh Oyster face or what do
[02:47:09] you call it? Okay.
[02:47:10] >> It's really nice and it's inscribed in
[02:47:12] the back. Thanks for working with me,
[02:47:13] LC.
[02:47:14] >> You don't even wear it.
[02:47:15] >> I It's on my shelf. It's propped up.
[02:47:17] Okay. So, if I buy you an Omega, you're
[02:47:19] gonna wear it.
[02:47:20] >> Hell yeah.
[02:47:21] >> No, you don't have to buy me an Omega.
[02:47:23] Just [ __ ] around. It's over.
[02:47:24] >> Norman. Norman, you're gonna love this.
[02:47:26] >> Eat gave me the coolest thing that I
[02:47:28] have, which was Nor McDonald's
[02:47:31] >> cup on the late night with Letterman.
[02:47:34] >> The actual mug from the late night.
[02:47:37] >> Gave me this pull that from uh Norm
[02:47:40] doing uh
[02:47:42] >> talk show. Oh, letter.
[02:47:43] >> So, he had that. He brought it home.
[02:47:45] That's cool.
[02:47:45] >> Wow. Oh, that's a great one. Best gift I
[02:47:48] got.
[02:47:48] >> That's I would protect that.
[02:47:51] Break that.
[02:47:52] >> Imagine if a chick comes over your house
[02:47:53] and drops that.
[02:47:54] >> Can I have a cup of tea? I would punch
[02:47:56] it.
[02:47:56] >> Whoopsies.
[02:47:57] >> Oh, I protect it. It's on my mantle.
[02:47:58] It's in the middle of It's above my
[02:48:00] face.
[02:48:00] >> That's great.
[02:48:01] >> I put like ring ropes around it to
[02:48:03] cushion it.
[02:48:04] >> Yeah, I probably should.
[02:48:04] >> Mickey Man.
[02:48:05] >> Yeah, Mickey [laughter] M.
[02:48:07] >> That's a That's a good one.
[02:48:09] >> That's the best one.
[02:48:10] >> Those Rodney notes are great.
[02:48:11] >> Oh my god. Isn't that amazing in the
[02:48:13] green room? those handwritten Rodney
[02:48:14] notes from his Tonight Show special.
[02:48:17] >> Whitney got us those. Rodney's wife
[02:48:19] donated. She found out about the club.
[02:48:20] She knew we were doing it and she
[02:48:22] donated it to us.
[02:48:23] >> Wow. Very cool. So, we had them all
[02:48:25] framed in there. It's amazing. And you
[02:48:27] get to read them and you see how like
[02:48:29] would like make the punchlines bold and
[02:48:31] all the notes then bold punchline.
[02:48:34] >> Oh yeah.
[02:48:34] >> It's cool. Just it's like the feeling
[02:48:36] the spirit of like jokew writing is in
[02:48:38] that room.
[02:48:38] >> He was he was a drug addict
[02:48:41] >> allegedly. No, I was
[02:48:42] >> the coolest thing about Robbie was that
[02:48:44] when weed was illegal,
[02:48:45] >> he enjoyed drugs. I don't know if he was
[02:48:47] a drug addict.
[02:48:48] >> When weed was illegal and cops would
[02:48:50] come into a club he was in, he was just
[02:48:51] smoking weed. He would just go up to him
[02:48:52] like, "Hello, officer. How you doing?"
[02:48:54] Just holding. He knew he was immune. No
[02:48:56] one's going to touch him.
[02:48:57] >> I told you guys when I worked as a
[02:48:58] security guard, when I got to see Rodney
[02:49:00] perform, when I worked as a security
[02:49:01] guard.
[02:49:02] >> Whoa.
[02:49:03] Beat up a guy with a walkie-talkie.
[02:49:05] >> No, I didn't beat him up. No, that was
[02:49:07] Alleycat. That was my boss. Alley
[02:49:09] [laughter]
[02:49:10] first day.
[02:49:11] >> That was the first thing I heard you
[02:49:13] say. That was I was like, damn, Joe's
[02:49:15] old [laughter]
[02:49:16] boy. He was like, "No, that was my boy,
[02:49:18] Alicat."
[02:49:18] >> That was the boss. Alley Cat was the
[02:49:20] boss.
[02:49:21] >> So, what happened was uh one of the guys
[02:49:23] from my Taekwondo gym got uh hired to be
[02:49:27] security and they were like, "Bro, it's
[02:49:28] like 50 bucks an hour. It's really cool.
[02:49:30] You get to see concerts." So, we all
[02:49:32] went and I got to see Rodney there.
[02:49:34] Rodney was backstage with nothing on but
[02:49:37] a bathrobe.
[02:49:38] >> He was completely naked. No, I didn't
[02:49:40] see that. I saw him walking around with
[02:49:42] slippers and a bathrobe and then he went
[02:49:44] on stage with nothing but a bathrobe.
[02:49:46] >> Bathrobe naked underneath it.
[02:49:48] >> Went on stage that way.
[02:49:50] >> 1986.
[02:49:51] Okay. And [ __ ] destroyed. I was 19. I
[02:49:56] was mesmerized. And back then I wasn't
[02:49:58] even thinking about doing comedy. I was
[02:50:00] just fighting and I was enjoying it. And
[02:50:02] I was like, "This is this guy's so
[02:50:03] free." I remember thinking that like
[02:50:05] this guy's on stage with a I mean
[02:50:08] destroying.
[02:50:10] I got no respect. No respect at all. And
[02:50:12] the [ __ ] place is going nuts. He was
[02:50:14] killing punchline after punchline after
[02:50:17] punchline. I was 19. I mean, I was blown
[02:50:20] away.
[02:50:20] >> Wow. And you were working?
[02:50:21] >> I was working. I was a security guard.
[02:50:23] >> That's a good gig. Got to see the shows.
[02:50:25] Well, that was also the job that I quit
[02:50:27] when, you know, the whole thing with
[02:50:28] happened with co where Neil Young pulled
[02:50:30] his music off Spotify cuz I was giving
[02:50:31] out vaccine misinformation.
[02:50:33] >> Wait, is that until he couldn't get it
[02:50:34] played elsewhere?
[02:50:35] >> Yeah, it was not real. He didn't even
[02:50:37] own his music. It's all [ __ ] But
[02:50:39] anyway, I I didn't [ __ ] on him at the
[02:50:41] time, even though he's trying to ruin my
[02:50:42] life because I was a Neil Young fan. And
[02:50:45] I told the story about how when I was a
[02:50:46] security guard, the last day on the job
[02:50:48] was a Neil Young concert cuz a riot
[02:50:50] broke out. And a riot broke out and I
[02:50:52] was like, I'm not fighting for 50 bucks
[02:50:54] an hour. I [ __ ] zipped up my hoodie
[02:50:56] and I just walked out and I never even
[02:50:58] got my last check. It was cold out and
[02:51:01] Great Woods in Mansfield has a whole
[02:51:03] lawn. It's an amphitheater. So the the
[02:51:05] the front part that's all seated has a
[02:51:07] cover over it and then the back part's a
[02:51:09] lawn and it was a little cold out. So
[02:51:11] these [ __ ] animals at the Neil Young
[02:51:13] concert started lighting bonfires and so
[02:51:15] the security guys had to come over and
[02:51:17] tell him, "Hey, put out the fires." And
[02:51:19] drunk guys were like, "Fuck you." And my
[02:51:21] friend Larry punched some guy and
[02:51:22] Larry's like the nicest guy in the
[02:51:23] world. I'm like, "Oh my god, we're
[02:51:24] having a war." And so the fight started
[02:51:27] breaking up. And as soon as like my
[02:51:28] friends were safe and we were I'm like,
[02:51:30] "Let's get the [ __ ] out of here." I put
[02:51:32] [laughter] on my hoodie and I just quit.
[02:51:33] I just I'm like I'm not fighting these
[02:51:35] [ __ ] people. And that was my last day
[02:51:37] on the job as a security guard.
[02:51:38] >> Bonfires and fist fighting at a [ __ ]
[02:51:40] Neil Young.
[02:51:42] It's so crazy
[02:51:45] [laughter]
[02:51:47] 10 taekwond do black belts including
[02:51:49] like national level competitors that
[02:51:51] were all security guards. They were just
[02:51:53] waiting to kick somebody into house and
[02:51:54] Neil Young fans.
[02:51:56] >> We never I mean Joe
[02:51:59] >> D Roa one guy. Okay, let's hear this.
[02:52:02] >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
[02:52:04] [laughter]
[02:52:05] All right. Go.
[02:52:08] >> Uh, hold on. Where's the volume?
[02:52:10] >> I don't know. There's no sound before.
[02:52:12] >> I remember that was his co time, huh?
[02:52:14] >> I remember you'd wear that.
[02:52:15] >> Oh my gosh. [ __ ]
[02:52:17] >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, I was like,
[02:52:19] I'll add the song.
[02:52:21] >> What's the with the glasses?
[02:52:22] >> I don't know. I was doing something.
[02:52:23] [clears throat]
[02:52:24] Oh my god.
[02:52:25] >> This is brutal.
[02:52:26] >> I forgot that was my best part is I
[02:52:28] said, I'll add the music. [laughter]
[02:52:32] This is like a hostage video.
[02:52:36] >> Please turn this off.
[02:52:37] >> This is horrific.
[02:52:39] [screaming]
[02:52:42] >> I love the roast.
[02:52:44] >> WHERE DID YOU GO?
[02:52:45] >> OH MAN, HE TOOK IT SO SERIOUS.
[02:52:49] >> That's not as fun as Rodney naked.
[02:52:52] [laughter]
[02:52:53] >> God damn Shane, you killed me.
[02:52:55] >> Tough.
[02:52:55] >> I did not enjoy that at all.
[02:52:57] >> That was bad. I'll turn it. Did you see
[02:52:59] the Scientology speedruns that were
[02:53:01] going around that week or two? Kids are
[02:53:03] breaking into Scientology places all
[02:53:05] over the country, mostly LA.
[02:53:07] >> They're breaking into them. Why
[02:53:09] >> they're called speedruns?
[02:53:10] >> Speeduns. No, let me see this.
[02:53:12] >> They're trying to get as deep as they
[02:53:14] can possibly get into a Scientology
[02:53:15] building removed all the door secret.
[02:53:19] >> Speeduns.
[02:53:21] >> Wow.
[02:53:21] >> That guy at the White House corresponds.
[02:53:24] >> Yeah. So cold.
[02:53:26] >> Oh, you want to play games?
[02:53:27] >> No, I don't.
[02:53:29] [laughter]
[02:53:30] Wow.
[02:53:31] >> Damn.
[02:53:32] >> Speed runs is such a great way to go
[02:53:34] through something. Just run as fast as
[02:53:36] >> they'll kill you. Those guys are right
[02:53:38] now that they've like uh they've taken
[02:53:40] the the handles off the doors on the
[02:53:42] outside.
[02:53:43] >> I went [laughter]
[02:53:44] >> I went me and Natasha went to a to a
[02:53:46] Scientology once on Vine. Yeah. And and
[02:53:49] I was they kind of got me a little. They
[02:53:51] were like, "Can we get some information
[02:53:52] for you?" I'm like, "I mean my home
[02:53:53] address if you want." And she was like,
[02:53:54] "What the [ __ ] are you doing?" And I'm
[02:53:56] like, "I don't know. They're getting me.
[02:53:58] The book they saw was it's good for ages
[02:54:00] 8 to 8. Wow.
[02:54:02] >> So this kid just ran through.
[02:54:03] >> Yeah. So they're just busting through
[02:54:05] noise.
[02:54:06] >> Maybe whites are coming back as much as
[02:54:08] they can in like 10 seconds. They're not
[02:54:10] really doing anything other than just
[02:54:11] >> all these other people behind them. Are
[02:54:13] they Scientologists or these just all
[02:54:14] the kids?
[02:54:16] >> The kids running.
[02:54:16] >> So there's more than one kid. There's
[02:54:18] multiple kids.
[02:54:18] >> 30 of them.
[02:54:20] >> Some will get through.
[02:54:21] >> Oh, look how deep they're going.
[02:54:22] >> Yeah, they're just trying to like What's
[02:54:23] inside? What are you guys hiding?
[02:54:24] >> I love these guys. No one really has
[02:54:26] ever seen inside those buildings.
[02:54:27] >> They're having fun.
[02:54:28] >> Oh, how weird.
[02:54:28] >> They just run out the exit.
[02:54:30] >> Well, they're like the second biggest
[02:54:32] real estate holders in Los Angeles, I
[02:54:34] think.
[02:54:34] >> Yeah, they're crazy.
[02:54:35] >> Oh my god, look at this guy trying.
[02:54:37] >> I think it's like China and then
[02:54:38] Scientology raid with Jesus. They're
[02:54:40] trying to open the door.
[02:54:41] >> Oh, I love it.
[02:54:42] >> Oh, this is
[02:54:43] >> Dude, it's over. They got you.
[02:54:44] >> They deserve this. Those guys are [ __ ]
[02:54:46] I mean, look at the inside though, too.
[02:54:48] I've never seen
[02:54:48] >> Scientology has a voting block in Los
[02:54:50] Angeles.
[02:54:51] >> Pretty cool inside.
[02:54:52] >> It's like a museum.
[02:54:53] >> Look at that.
[02:54:53] >> Wow. I want to go in there. Wow. Yeah.
[02:54:56] Kind of want to take you take a photo
[02:54:58] outside their building, they'll they'll
[02:54:59] tackle you.
[02:54:59] >> Well, I remember during the '9s, a lot
[02:55:01] of people were thinking about joining
[02:55:03] Scientology because it was really good
[02:55:04] for your career. They had acting class
[02:55:07] some
[02:55:09] West,
[02:55:10] >> Tom Cruz, Talon was in an acting class
[02:55:13] with a Scientology guy.
[02:55:14] >> And I remember he was like telling me
[02:55:16] that like a lot of these Scientologists,
[02:55:18] they like get really far in acting
[02:55:20] because like you get connected,
[02:55:22] >> right? Damn, they just recorded
[02:55:24] Scientology run. [laughter]
[02:55:26] >> Just started recently. I think like this
[02:55:28] month. Good for them.
[02:55:30] >> Look at this guy moving. Look at this
[02:55:32] guy with the [ __ ] suits trying to
[02:55:34] stop him. [laughter]
[02:55:34] >> Put a hand out as if that's going to do
[02:55:36] it.
[02:55:36] >> Very unenthusiastic.
[02:55:38] >> Hey, did you guys see the fat principal
[02:55:40] who stopped the school shooting?
[02:55:41] >> Yeah,
[02:55:42] >> that was amazing.
[02:55:44] >> I think it was in Virginia. He got shot.
[02:55:46] The guy came into the building with a
[02:55:48] gun and this [ __ ] principal just
[02:55:49] rushes him, grabs him, tackles him,
[02:55:52] holds on the gun. He got shot in the leg
[02:55:54] apparently.
[02:55:54] >> Badass.
[02:55:56] And then he went into a party. It was
[02:55:58] like the Yeah, it was the prom like a
[02:56:01] week later and everybody went crazy and
[02:56:03] cheered.
[02:56:03] >> He became very emotional.
[02:56:05] >> Very emotional. He stopped 20 deaths.
[02:56:07] >> Yeah. I mean, stopped it in its tracks
[02:56:09] as the guy came in through the front
[02:56:10] door.
[02:56:11] >> You do have one moment where like you
[02:56:13] see it, you realize, and you're like,
[02:56:14] "Let's go." school principal injured in
[02:56:16] school shooting. Shooter identified as
[02:56:18] former student.
[02:56:19] >> This is in Oklahoma.
[02:56:19] >> Former student
[02:56:20] >> Oklahoma. That's where it is.
[02:56:22] >> Coin.
[02:56:22] >> Yeah.
[02:56:23] >> Wow. Look at the guy. That's the guy.
[02:56:25] >> But if you watch the video, the guy
[02:56:26] [ __ ] literally threw himself on the
[02:56:29] guy with the gun. Completely heroic.
[02:56:31] >> Show me his face again, dude. That's a
[02:56:32] guy who loves bruskies.
[02:56:34] >> Oh yeah.
[02:56:34] >> Oh yeah.
[02:56:36] Give me a barbecue.
[02:56:38] >> This [ __ ] weirdo.
[02:56:39] >> Oh, he's probably not worried about his
[02:56:41] death.
[02:56:41] >> Hey Mark, I can't even drink that yet.
[02:56:43] worry about. You know what I'm saying?
[02:56:45] He's ready to go to Val. He's a Viking.
[02:56:47] [laughter]
[02:56:48] >> That's an American Viking, dude. You get
[02:56:50] fed [ __ ] you drink beers, you go [ __ ]
[02:56:52] it. I've been waiting for somebody,
[02:56:54] brother.
[02:56:54] >> He's a hero. Godamn it.
[02:56:57] >> Didn't Cash Patel say that about
[02:56:58] somebody? See you about Charlie Kirk.
[02:57:00] The corniest [ __ ] [ __ ] ever.
[02:57:03] >> That's a rough one.
[02:57:04] >> Your watch is over. We'll see you in
[02:57:05] Valhalla, brother. Shut up. I was
[02:57:08] watching a video on what a 30 odd six
[02:57:11] round actually would do to a neck.
[02:57:15] >> Yeah. They showed like what the actual
[02:57:17] rifle round would do to a person's neck
[02:57:20] versus like what you saw from Charlie
[02:57:21] Kirk. There's a lot of people that don't
[02:57:23] think it was really that guy on the roof
[02:57:25] that shot him. That was something else.
[02:57:26] Some people think it was a microphone.
[02:57:28] >> But I the problem with the Yeah, the
[02:57:30] microphone shot him in the neck like
[02:57:31] there was some sort of an implemented
[02:57:33] destruction device. Oh,
[02:57:35] >> the problem I have with that is you
[02:57:36] don't see any fire coming off of the
[02:57:38] microphone. Like if a microphone is
[02:57:39] going to kill you, it's going to shoot
[02:57:40] you somehow or another. It's got to be
[02:57:42] an explosive charge and then you'll see
[02:57:44] a flash and then something will
[02:57:46] projectile from that into your neck.
[02:57:48] >> You say a microphone in the Yeah,
[02:57:50] somebody shot him, right? Somebody shot
[02:57:52] him. If a rifle shoots your neck,
[02:57:53] wouldn't it go far away?
[02:57:54] >> You would imagine it would. And in these
[02:57:56] videos that I saw, it like shows massive
[02:57:59] destruction. So what they're using is
[02:58:00] ballistic gel. And so they have like a
[02:58:02] fake neck and a fake head and like a
[02:58:04] spine. They show ballistic gel what it
[02:58:06] looks like. And it just blows the neck
[02:58:09] completely apart. It's just splatter, a
[02:58:12] giant opening wound cuz this tissue is
[02:58:15] very soft. I mean, this is not durable
[02:58:17] tissue. And he got shot and it was not
[02:58:19] even an exit hole.
[02:58:20] >> Did they catch the guy
[02:58:22] >> supposedly? You know that you
[02:58:26] guys are so
[02:58:27] >> I remember at a bar in Guatemala
[02:58:28] someone's like who's Charlie Kirk? I'm
[02:58:30] like, I think he makes I think he makes
[02:58:31] fun of college kids.
[02:58:33] >> You're right about that. That's not
[02:58:34] wrong.
[02:58:35] >> And then I was like, why? Like, I think
[02:58:37] he got killed. And I was like, oh,
[02:58:39] >> bro, there's many many many many layers
[02:58:42] to that story.
[02:58:42] >> Pass the weed.
[02:58:43] >> And his wife
[02:58:46] outdoor bar like Yeah. Anyway, bro, that
[02:58:48] over
[02:58:49] >> pass the weed. So, yeah,
[02:58:51] >> this many levels.
[02:58:52] >> I don't mean to come down on you, but
[02:58:54] that's weed.
[02:58:56] >> Oh, man. I don't even know. Pass the
[02:58:57] weed,
[02:58:58] >> dude. I was looking for weed and the
[02:58:59] time was smoking. I'm like I'm looking
[02:59:01] for that weed
[02:59:02] >> in Guatemala.
[02:59:03] >> Yeah. At a bar.
[02:59:03] >> What is the legality of weed in
[02:59:05] Guatemala?
[02:59:06] >> Same as like 5 years ago here. Like do
[02:59:10] >> Oh, you can get arrested though.
[02:59:12] >> And you wind up in a Guatemalan jail.
[02:59:15] Imagine if we had to bail you out like
[02:59:16] [ __ ]
[02:59:18] >> You wouldn't even know.
[02:59:18] >> We would never bail you out.
[02:59:19] >> I would.
[02:59:20] >> I'd go there.
[02:59:21] >> I can sit there for a little Guatemala
[02:59:24] >> 100%. [laughter] 100%.
[02:59:26] >> Yeah. Yeah, if he was in jail in
[02:59:27] Guatemala, 100% we get him out.
[02:59:28] >> No, that'd be fun though to let him sit
[02:59:30] for a few days.
[02:59:31] >> Yeah,
[02:59:31] >> he needs to learn his lessons.
[02:59:33] >> Of course I'm going to get weed. I'm the
[02:59:35] guy who gets weed. The lesson is keep
[02:59:36] getting weed, man.
[02:59:38] >> We'd have to go get him.
[02:59:39] >> I'd make you guys come with me.
[02:59:40] >> We'd have to film [laughter] it.
[02:59:42] >> Yeah. Protect our parts from
[02:59:43] >> from a [ __ ] national park in whoever
[02:59:46] filmed your [ __ ] that whole run that
[02:59:48] you did that guy. He'll put some witty
[02:59:51] quotes three.
[02:59:52] >> Get him in there. Get Ari in there.
[02:59:54] >> Look at this. state of emergency because
[02:59:56] >> gang prisons prison riots and the gangs.
[02:59:58] You'd be in that gang getting [ __ ]
[03:00:00] >> Good to get you back in the camps.
[03:00:02] >> I can't have you in there, Ari getting
[03:00:03] [ __ ] by these Guatemalans.
[03:00:04] >> Dude, those guys who gave me weed who
[03:00:05] told me about Charlie Kirk, he they were
[03:00:07] like, "What do you think about Trump?"
[03:00:08] I'm like, "I I don't really know." And
[03:00:10] then I figured out how to turn it away
[03:00:11] from that conversation. I go, "How how's
[03:00:13] your guy?" And they go, "OUR GUY SUCKS.
[03:00:16] HE'S SO CROOKED." MADURO. Our guy. No,
[03:00:18] it was somebody in Guatemala.
[03:00:19] >> Oh, sorry. Wrong country.
[03:00:20] >> You just turn it on their guy. They love
[03:00:22] talking about it. [laughter] Yeah, I'm
[03:00:24] far away. Like, he's crooked. He takes
[03:00:27] money from corporations. I'm like,
[03:00:29] "Yeah, we do that."
[03:00:30] >> Boo.
[03:00:31] >> Better than El Salvador. That place is
[03:00:33] even crazier.
[03:00:34] >> No. What they rules?
[03:00:36] >> They stopped all
[03:00:38] ton of gangs.
[03:00:39] >> They threw them all giant prisons and
[03:00:42] stopped all the crime.
[03:00:43] >> They drove them out, killed the rest.
[03:00:45] >> Can we do that?
[03:00:46] >> Their crime dropped off
[03:00:49] here, Mark.
[03:00:49] >> I guess [laughter] so.
[03:00:50] >> No, that guy is a hero to everyone
[03:00:52] there. They all love him.
[03:00:54] >> Look at this.
[03:00:54] >> Agreed.
[03:00:56] >> Everyone who was there loves him.
[03:00:57] Everyone who came in later was like,
[03:00:58] "Oh, so
[03:00:59] >> that's El Salvador's prison. We should
[03:01:01] do that to our civilians."
[03:01:02] >> Look at the guy in the back. He's kind
[03:01:03] of fat.
[03:01:05] >> Well, couple chunks.
[03:01:06] >> I bet there's a few guys in there that
[03:01:07] don't belong.
[03:01:08] >> Uh, no. There's a story here that anyone
[03:01:11] with a tattoo get arrested. And they're
[03:01:12] like, "No, no, it's anyone with a tattoo
[03:01:14] of a cop you've killed with his badge
[03:01:16] number. You get arrested."
[03:01:18] >> All the Nate Diaz's.
[03:01:19] >> All Nate Diaz.
[03:01:20] >> Yeah, they do look like Nate.
[03:01:22] Nate,
[03:01:23] >> they're all going to stand up and go.
[03:01:24] What's up?
[03:01:25] >> You got their country back.
[03:01:26] >> Damn. The tattoo guys are see cleaning
[03:01:28] up out there.
[03:01:29] >> Wait, wait. Let's see if we can see
[03:01:31] tattoos. When you tattoo your face up
[03:01:33] like that, that you are not [ __ ]
[03:01:34] around.
[03:01:35] >> So, a lot of the face tattoos are loved
[03:01:36] ones they've raped.
[03:01:38] >> No.
[03:01:39] >> You get extra No, I didn't just make it
[03:01:41] up.
[03:01:41] >> You get extra points for raping a mom, a
[03:01:44] sister, an aunt.
[03:01:45] >> Your own mom.
[03:01:45] >> Yeah, buddy.
[03:01:47] >> This can't This
[03:01:48] >> It wasn't a great situation. Where are
[03:01:50] you coming up with this?
[03:01:51] >> Talking to El Salvadorans.
[03:01:53] >> Oh my god.
[03:01:53] >> In El Salvador,
[03:01:54] >> I think your Spanish was a little
[03:01:56] broken.
[03:01:56] >> They had a soccer game.
[03:01:58] >> That's non-existent.
[03:02:00] >> Oh yeah, they had a soccer game. Say
[03:02:02] something. Order pizza.
[03:02:06] Una pizza. Poor F.
[03:02:08] >> Oh, come on. That was [laughter] Yoko
[03:02:10] Taco Bell with pizza.
[03:02:11] >> They had a soccer game they play in the
[03:02:13] four town where they cut babies out of a
[03:02:15] woman and play soccer with it.
[03:02:17] >> Oh my god. Hey, make soccer interesting.
[03:02:20] >> Their their gangs are trained by us, but
[03:02:24] uh pretty strong,
[03:02:25] >> so they get rid of it.
[03:02:26] >> Well, they what they did was nuts,
[03:02:28] though. They like just made these giant
[03:02:29] super prisons and just put everybody in
[03:02:31] there. And the crime dropped off a
[03:02:33] cliff.
[03:02:34] >> Damn.
[03:02:35] >> I went to Independence Day parade there.
[03:02:37] It was wild how much everybody is like,
[03:02:40] "What are you doing here? This is wild.
[03:02:41] Our guy is the best."
[03:02:43] >> It's the only country where they're
[03:02:44] like, "We love our guy."
[03:02:46] >> Everyone else, we hate our guy. They
[03:02:47] love their
[03:02:49] Nicaragua.
[03:02:51] >> They wouldn't let Ari into Nicaragua.
[03:02:54] >> They love that guy.
[03:02:56] >> They love that guy. There was the first
[03:02:57] time they could they could go out in
[03:02:59] public and like and like and like do
[03:03:00] anything.
[03:03:01] >> What's his name? What's the name of the
[03:03:03] Lel?
[03:03:03] >> He's half half Arab. They don't care
[03:03:06] what kind of
[03:03:08] >> I don't know.
[03:03:08] >> The good kind,
[03:03:10] >> is there?
[03:03:10] >> Not Palestinian. No.
[03:03:12] >> No. No. No. I just mean it.
[03:03:14] >> Wow.
[03:03:14] >> Is it Jewish?
[03:03:15] >> I bet.
[03:03:15] >> No. No. not supported. The the the claim
[03:03:18] that specific face tattoos in El
[03:03:19] Salvador mark someone is being raped who
[03:03:21] has raped a family member is not
[03:03:22] supported by credible evidence. By the
[03:03:24] way, what credible evidence do you get?
[03:03:26] [clears throat]
[03:03:27] >> Talked to so many people there. So,
[03:03:29] disagree with this.
[03:03:30] >> Uh
[03:03:31] >> it's hard to know because like how many
[03:03:33] people are documenting this stuff in
[03:03:35] like peer-reviewed papers?
[03:03:37] >> You know what I mean? Like what is
[03:03:38] Perpexity drawing from?
[03:03:40] >> Yeah. People on the streets are like
[03:03:42] this is what happens.
[03:03:43] >> Yeah. Well, I'm sure a lot of it did
[03:03:44] happen. I'm sure a lot of it h you know
[03:03:47] I there was a guy that used to be the
[03:03:48] [ __ ] door man at the improv and he
[03:03:50] showed me this cartel video of this guy
[03:03:52] getting eaten by a pitbull
[03:03:54] >> and it still haunts my dreams.
[03:03:56] >> The guy was he was tied up arms and legs
[03:03:58] and the pit bull was eating HIS DICK.
[03:04:01] >> THE PIT bull was just completely locked
[03:04:03] on this guy's crotch and this guy was
[03:04:05] screaming.
[03:04:06] >> Michael Dick.
[03:04:07] >> And he goes, "Hey man, check this out.
[03:04:08] This my friend sent me this from the
[03:04:10] cartel." And I'm like, "Why are you
[03:04:11] showing me this? I have to go do on
[03:04:13] stage for 20 minutes.
[03:04:15] >> Oh man.
[03:04:16] >> Damn. [laughter]
[03:04:18] >> I was trying to do the sound. I couldn't
[03:04:19] do it in my head. I was thinking about
[03:04:21] doing it. I couldn't think of it.
[03:04:24] >> What was
[03:04:26] doing sound? That was damn good. Michael
[03:04:30] >> just this giant headed pitbull was
[03:04:32] locked on this guy's dick and he was
[03:04:33] screaming and I've never forgot it.
[03:04:34] >> Well, it's it's Yeah. The internet hit
[03:04:36] us at different ages like that cuz I got
[03:04:38] hit with those when I was young.
[03:04:40] >> You're right.
[03:04:40] >> And I was like, "That's enough." Yeah,
[03:04:42] they're not fun.
[03:04:43] >> But if I was an adult and somebody
[03:04:44] showed me something horrific like that,
[03:04:46] that does stick with you.
[03:04:47] >> Me and Sigura, we have a text chain. Me
[03:04:50] and Sigur, it's the worst [ __ ] that
[03:04:51] either one of us find on the internet.
[03:04:53] >> They don't really toss those around
[03:04:54] anymore.
[03:04:55] >> Cartel videos.
[03:04:56] >> Yeah, this was You got to find those.
[03:04:58] >> This was someone who was a cop sent it
[03:05:00] to this guy and then this guy showed me.
[03:05:03] >> God, the [ __ ] cops must see.
[03:05:05] >> Oh, right.
[03:05:06] >> Tough.
[03:05:06] >> They need the IBA game.
[03:05:08] >> They got a high suicide.
[03:05:09] >> Oh, very high. Very high. They all first
[03:05:12] responders, they all have much higher
[03:05:14] suicide rates in general population.
[03:05:15] That's not normal to see that much
[03:05:17] damage.
[03:05:18] >> Imagine you're a guy who just shows up
[03:05:19] at car accidents every day.
[03:05:21] >> Every day you see one, you're like, I
[03:05:22] got to go to therapy. You see a family a
[03:05:25] legs and splatter and dead babies and
[03:05:28] [ __ ] moms.
[03:05:29] >> Have somebody go, "Am I going to be
[03:05:30] okay?" And you're like, you look at his
[03:05:31] arm and leg over there and you're like,
[03:05:33] >> "Yeah."
[03:05:34] >> And people hate you on top of that.
[03:05:36] >> That's true.
[03:05:37] >> That sucks. You can't you can't win,
[03:05:38] >> especially cops. But first responders,
[03:05:41] people don't.
[03:05:41] >> Nobody really hates ambulance drivers.
[03:05:43] >> No.
[03:05:44] >> No. Or firemen.
[03:05:45] >> They're firemen. Yeah.
[03:05:46] >> Well, that's crooked.
[03:05:48] >> What?
[03:05:49] >> They're not.
[03:05:52] >> What?
[03:05:53] >> Boys, we got to wrap this up.
[03:05:54] >> I don't think we just started.
[03:05:57] >> We just started. We're just going drunk.
[03:06:00] >> You're not going anywhere, brother.
[03:06:01] You're going to bong another beer.
[03:06:02] >> I got to do a thing soon. What do you
[03:06:04] have to do?
[03:06:04] >> I got to do a thing on my
[03:06:06] do your kids
[03:06:08] >> tonight.
[03:06:08] >> Yeah. Yeah, I got to go to a thing.
[03:06:10] >> Ra drunk for this. You can bong one more
[03:06:12] and then that's it.
[03:06:13] >> What do you got? A class. Uh, play
[03:06:15] >> a thing. I got to go to a thing.
[03:06:17] >> Show and tell.
[03:06:18] >> You can bong a beer.
[03:06:19] >> PTA.
[03:06:20] >> I can't I can't not a beer before.
[03:06:22] >> I got to [laughter] I got to be out of
[03:06:24] here in a little bit.
[03:06:25] >> Talent show.
[03:06:26] >> I got to the bathroom one more time, but
[03:06:27] we're not ending here.
[03:06:29] >> How many times you gone to the bathroom?
[03:06:30] You dirty on three.
[03:06:31] >> I've gone once, you [ __ ] dirty
[03:06:34] competition with you. Yeah, you drew
[03:06:36] sipping a [ __ ] bullseye. I haven't
[03:06:38] even seen you refill that thing.
[03:06:39] >> I I make the noise every time.
[03:06:41] >> Twice. [laughter] It's true. Twice.
[03:06:43] Twice.
[03:06:44] >> I remember the noise twice.
[03:06:47] >> So nice to be back, boys.
[03:06:48] >> It is. This is so fun. It is good to be
[03:06:50] back.
[03:06:51] >> I want to speak out. This might be the
[03:06:52] best one.
[03:06:53] >> We missed you, dude.
[03:06:54] >> It was weird not knowing where you were.
[03:06:56] It was very uncomfortable. I didn't like
[03:06:57] it.
[03:06:58] >> Sorry. I was completely fine with it,
[03:07:00] [laughter]
[03:07:01] >> dude. When I texted you when I was back,
[03:07:03] you're like, "Who is this?" I was like,
[03:07:05] "Hey, it's the Jew." I say very specific
[03:07:07] things like, "Who is this?" Like, "You
[03:07:08] know who the [ __ ] it is." And you're
[03:07:09] like, "Yes, motherfucker."
[03:07:10] >> Well, I still get a million getting text
[03:07:13] messages from an unknown number that
[03:07:15] like new things about me. I'm like, "Who
[03:07:16] the [ __ ] is this?"
[03:07:17] >> Yes, you did that.
[03:07:18] >> But I've been meaning to change my phone
[03:07:20] number for so long. Like, every time a
[03:07:22] new one comes like, "Oh, [ __ ] this.
[03:07:23] >> I got the same one since."
[03:07:25] >> Oh, here we go.
[03:07:26] >> Here we go. [screaming]
[03:07:29] >> Oh, tits.
[03:07:32] >> This is Moscow [ __ ]
[03:07:35] >> No. This is this is Florida.
[03:07:37] >> Oakland Coliseum.
[03:07:38] >> Oakland.
[03:07:39] >> Oak. Wow.
[03:07:40] >> Oakland was light.
[03:07:41] >> This is where the Raiders played.
[03:07:47] >> I will never get tired of this song.
[03:07:49] >> Wow.
[03:07:50] >> I'll never get tired of this song.
[03:07:54] >> We can't go out on this cuz they can't
[03:07:55] hear it.
[03:07:55] >> We got a following one.
[03:07:59] [cough]
[03:07:59] >> Wait, they actually they're not allowed
[03:08:01] to hear this?
[03:08:01] >> I don't know. Right.
[03:08:02] >> Sometimes they'll see what happens. But
[03:08:04] yeah, that's that's a hell of a tune.
[03:08:06] >> Let's get Jo one.
[03:08:07] >> I went to see them recently and the
[03:08:09] whole game.
[03:08:10] >> Really?
[03:08:10] >> Yeah. But it's like it's so many people
[03:08:13] are dead.
[03:08:15] >> It's not the same band. You got to see
[03:08:16] [clears throat] them when they're all
[03:08:16] there. It's like
[03:08:18] >> Yeah. It's It's like It's a tribute band
[03:08:20] a little bit, but they did great. It was
[03:08:23] It was still the great songs, but part
[03:08:25] of you is like, "Ah, I wish the real
[03:08:26] guys were alive." It's like if you went
[03:08:28] to see a a Hendrickx tribute band, you
[03:08:30] just get sad.
[03:08:30] >> Tribute band.
[03:08:32] >> Yeah. They just get sad like a missed
[03:08:34] Hendricks.
[03:08:34] >> I don't want to see Le Zepp again.
[03:08:36] >> Well, you know what's weird is like
[03:08:37] Jouri they have like Ste that guy Steve,
[03:08:40] what is his name? The lead singer of
[03:08:41] Journey.
[03:08:42] >> Steve, what was Steve Perry?
[03:08:43] >> Steve Perry. He's still alive
[03:08:45] >> and he doesn't sing for Journey anymore.
[03:08:47] There's another guy who sings for
[03:08:48] Journey. He's like a Filipino.
[03:08:49] >> You can replace drummer. You can play
[03:08:50] guitars. You cannot replace lead singer.
[03:08:53] >> Right.
[03:08:53] >> No way.
[03:08:53] >> Exactly.
[03:08:54] >> Need a front man.
[03:08:56] >> Jameson.
[03:08:56] >> Although I saw a foreigner
[03:08:58] >> really
[03:08:59] >> with the new guy.
[03:09:00] >> How was it? I was so excited.
[03:09:02] >> Yeah. To see June Hero Live. I saw that,
[03:09:05] >> bro. I saw
[03:09:06] >> Foreigner Sticks and Death Leopard. I
[03:09:09] was there for Foreigner. And then I
[03:09:11] worked in a factory the next day at 4:00
[03:09:13] a.m.
[03:09:14] >> Damn. That
[03:09:15] >> [ __ ] sucked.
[03:09:16] >> What kind of factory were you making? No
[03:09:18] way.
[03:09:19] >> I shoveled glue into a machine for 12
[03:09:21] hours the next day. [laughter]
[03:09:23] >> Glue.
[03:09:24] >> Glue ice cream.
[03:09:26] >> Throw up. Yeah, we were making the
[03:09:27] packaging.
[03:09:28] >> Glue.
[03:09:29] >> We made the packaging. Wow, that's
[03:09:31] crazy.
[03:09:31] >> Did you get free ice cream?
[03:09:32] >> That's crazy.
[03:09:33] >> Uh, you could stick your hand in the ice
[03:09:36] [laughter] cream.
[03:09:36] >> We don't make ice cream you love. We
[03:09:38] make the pocket ice cream.
[03:09:40] >> Glue it into a machine. Sounds like
[03:09:41] [ __ ] a sex doll.
[03:09:42] >> It was Yeah, a lot of glue.
[03:09:45] >> All right. When When do you decide when
[03:09:46] you're going to do these walkabouts?
[03:09:48] Like, how far out?
[03:09:50] >> Well, in advance. Probably like a year.
[03:09:53] >> So, like how much time between now and
[03:09:54] the next walkabout?
[03:09:56] >> No plans for the next one.
[03:09:57] >> You've done Asia, you've done South
[03:09:58] America. Go. Russ, no interest in
[03:10:01] Russia.
[03:10:01] >> Yeah, go to
[03:10:03] >> Go get arrested, [ __ ] Africa
[03:10:04] [laughter] would be cool.
[03:10:06] >> Yeah, do it, [ __ ]
[03:10:10] >> Go to Ghana.
[03:10:12] >> Go to Ghana. Go to Go to [ __ ] Gaza.
[03:10:15] >> I don't know where it'd [snorts] be
[03:10:16] next.
[03:10:17] >> I dare you.
[03:10:17] >> Gaza's got no good coffee shops.
[03:10:19] >> Not anymore. They're They're roasting.
[03:10:22] >> But [laughter] they do. They do. You
[03:10:23] did. They definitely did.
[03:10:24] >> Jesus Christ.
[03:10:26] >> Off the cuff. Off the cuff. You son of a
[03:10:29] [ __ ] Uh yeah, I don't know where else
[03:10:32] could you go.
[03:10:32] >> Yeah, where you've done everything.
[03:10:33] >> I want to go back to Asia. There's more
[03:10:34] of Asia.
[03:10:35] >> Philippines. I know. I really want to go
[03:10:37] to Philippines.
[03:10:38] >> Bombshell sex araxment suit against
[03:10:40] who's that guy?
[03:10:41] >> Lorna video has nothing to do with
[03:10:43] >> JP Morgan branded complete fabrication
[03:10:46] as John Doe unmasked. What is What is
[03:10:48] this? You're showing us
[03:10:49] >> story about earlier today.
[03:10:50] >> Oh, with the lady. That's the guy who
[03:10:52] made it.
[03:10:53] >> Yeah,
[03:10:54] >> that's the guy.
[03:10:54] >> That's the guy. This is the guy who
[03:10:57] worked. I knew it was fabricated to
[03:11:00] >> everything is fabricated
[03:11:03] fabricated.
[03:11:04] >> Let me see the guy.
[03:11:05] >> So what is this?
[03:11:06] >> Show again. Show the girl
[03:11:08] >> Indian Jared Fogle.
[03:11:11] >> Think of her being like
[03:11:12] >> not bad wood.
[03:11:14] >> But imagine her. She's walking around
[03:11:15] and everybody thinks that she said those
[03:11:17] horrible things and talked about her
[03:11:18] tits like they're cannons.
[03:11:20] >> Cannon.
[03:11:20] >> I'm so sorry you're embarrassed about
[03:11:22] your bush. I'm embarrassed.
[03:11:24] >> So this guy just made it all up.
[03:11:26] >> Yeah. Look at it. The alleged face man.
[03:11:29] >> He's got a [ __ ] name. Leno knows
[03:11:32] >> he does.
[03:11:33] >> Have you seen this? Have you heard about
[03:11:35] >> now? Deleted court [laughter] papers.
[03:11:37] >> The cannons.
[03:11:38] >> Ah, he fell down a hill.
[03:11:39] >> Whoa. Even turned up unannounced at R's
[03:11:42] apartment and forced him to have sex.
[03:11:44] Oh, that was the that was the lie.
[03:11:47] >> The lie.
[03:11:48] >> Well, good for her. She's been
[03:11:50] exonerated.
[03:11:50] >> Lady got to force you to have sex.
[03:11:52] >> She categorically denies the
[03:11:54] allegations. She never engaged in any
[03:11:56] inappropriate conduct with this
[03:11:57] individual of any kind and has never
[03:11:59] been to the loca location where the
[03:12:01] alleged sexual assault supposedly took
[03:12:03] place. It's not sexual assault if a
[03:12:05] girl.
[03:12:06] >> Yeah. What do you forced you?
[03:12:07] >> Like what are we talking about?
[03:12:08] >> Come on. Just said come on 20 times in a
[03:12:11] row. Sexually assault the guy.
[03:12:12] >> I lost my virginity to a hooker when I
[03:12:14] was 16. She was probably 50. It was the
[03:12:17] best night of my life. I'm a survivor.
[03:12:19] >> Oh man, look at they're posting pretty
[03:12:21] pictures.
[03:12:22] >> What about Winona Ryder? You heard about
[03:12:23] her and Jamira?
[03:12:25] >> What? No, she dating Jamquai and her
[03:12:27] used to [ __ ] and he said I couldn't keep
[03:12:28] up with her. She wanted to bang so much.
[03:12:30] >> Wow.
[03:12:30] >> It was like annoying.
[03:12:32] >> Jamar Quai is making a comeback.
[03:12:33] >> Unbelievable.
[03:12:35] >> After that story.
[03:12:36] >> Yeah,
[03:12:36] >> I know. Huge. He said she had huge tits
[03:12:40] and it was a problem. They were bigger
[03:12:41] than they looked. But pull it up, J Mo.
[03:12:43] I tripped.
[03:12:44] >> I trained for that. You got to work out.
[03:12:45] You got to go. Hey,
[03:12:46] >> you got to be prepared for that level of
[03:12:48] the game.
[03:12:48] >> Yeah. [laughter]
[03:12:49] >> He wasn't ready. The lights were too
[03:12:51] bright. But how crazy is that with Nona
[03:12:53] Ryder? Like imagine kicking her out of
[03:12:55] bed like you want to [ __ ] too much.
[03:12:56] >> And this is like 30 years ago.
[03:12:58] >> Think about it. Go to Jamur Cry.
[03:13:01] >> Jamie, delete that. Jamie.
[03:13:03] >> Nope.
[03:13:03] >> No. Keep [laughter] it in.
[03:13:04] >> Keep it in.
[03:13:05] >> It was actually good. But you're just
[03:13:07] It's your liability is the issue.
[03:13:10] [laughter]
[03:13:11] >> It was a really good joke. If I said it,
[03:13:13] we'd all be going
[03:13:15] quiet. Such a weird name. What was his
[03:13:17] big song? He had that one really good
[03:13:19] song.
[03:13:19] >> Virtual Insanity.
[03:13:22] sick ass music video where he was
[03:13:23] dancing dancing really cool. Yeah.
[03:13:25] >> No, Jamar.
[03:13:26] >> Yeah, that one. What was the song?
[03:13:28] >> Oh, huge mommy milkers is what he said
[03:13:29] about her tits. There's a bunch of memes
[03:13:31] going around. So, the story.
[03:13:32] >> No thanks.
[03:13:33] >> Are we sure that this is true though?
[03:13:34] Did he really say this?
[03:13:35] >> There it is.
[03:13:36] >> Mommy, what's a mommy milker?
[03:13:38] >> The memes about the shocking viral
[03:13:39] story. Look how hot she was.
[03:13:41] >> She was very
[03:13:43] >> She was hot and she liked to shoplift.
[03:13:44] She's your kind of girl, Nor.
[03:13:46] >> Oh, yeah. Big fan.
[03:13:46] >> You guys shoplift together?
[03:13:48] >> Oh, yeah. I'll show her some [snorts]
[03:13:49] strange things. Wow.
[03:13:51] Her boobs are too big and she wanted to
[03:13:53] have sex all the Why do they have to
[03:13:55] cross out sex?
[03:13:56] >> What happened to America?
[03:13:57] >> It's an algorithm thing. It's just like
[03:13:59] things don't get suppressed. I know.
[03:14:01] >> But are too big. Well, it's everything.
[03:14:03] >> What does that mean?
[03:14:04] >> You know, in uh on Tik Tok, you can't
[03:14:06] use a juice box emoji. That's right.
[03:14:08] >> People using it for the juice.
[03:14:11] >> Yes.
[03:14:11] >> But we love juice boxes.
[03:14:12] >> Yeah. But they they don't
[03:14:15] talk about free juice box, buddy. Jews
[03:14:17] are all about that. But now the Jews own
[03:14:19] Tik Tok.
[03:14:20] >> That's right.
[03:14:21] >> Really?
[03:14:22] >> I think. Did it go through?
[03:14:23] >> Yeah. What's that guy's name?
[03:14:24] >> They took it from China and sold it to
[03:14:26] >> They purchased it at a reasonable rate.
[03:14:28] >> Ellison.
[03:14:29] >> Yeah, Ellison's Jewish.
[03:14:32] >> You got to see that face.
[03:14:33] >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Larson mug. It
[03:14:35] looks like his mantle. [laughter]
[03:14:39] [gasps]
[03:14:39] >> Yeah. I think Well, it's like they own
[03:14:41] Tik Tok now and I think they're trying
[03:14:43] to own
[03:14:44] >> the weather.
[03:14:45] >> ABC. hate the weather. That was that
[03:14:48] thing true about Iran that like they
[03:14:51] they shot down some weather station and
[03:14:53] then all a sudden started raining LIKE
[03:14:54] CRAZY IN IRAN.
[03:14:56] >> BUT THEN I READ that that's horseshit
[03:14:57] and that they have the same amount of
[03:15:00] rain every year.
[03:15:00] >> So that's the thing. You can't buy into
[03:15:02] all those. Those are conspiracies
[03:15:04] created by
[03:15:06] >> you guys are hilarious.
[03:15:07] >> They go you guys are dumb as [ __ ]
[03:15:08] You'll believe we created the weather.
[03:15:10] And then when you say that control it,
[03:15:12] of course, but then you go, but you
[03:15:15] definitely bombed kids
[03:15:17] >> and that's not a conspiracy,
[03:15:19] >> right?
[03:15:20] >> But also
[03:15:20] >> they bombed everybody.
[03:15:22] >> The US to the Jerusalem Post has
[03:15:24] >> bombed way more children. It
[03:15:25] >> was stolen, right?
[03:15:26] >> What do you mean? The United States
[03:15:28] >> has killed way more children than what
[03:15:30] you're talking about.
[03:15:31] >> Oh, but can we do this the way you guys
[03:15:34] The way you guys did where it was uh
[03:15:35] Look at this story.
[03:15:36] >> Yeah, you guys. I don't know.
[03:15:37] >> Well, you're you're going against the
[03:15:39] US. Look at this story. As fighting
[03:15:41] escalated, air corridors were
[03:15:42] restricted, social media posts alleged
[03:15:44] that cloud seeding aircraft used by the
[03:15:46] US and its allies have been grounded,
[03:15:48] causing stolen rains to return.
[03:15:51] >> So, we've been stealing rains from Iran
[03:15:53] for a long time.
[03:15:54] >> Wow. Look at that. Look how dope that
[03:15:56] building is. Look at that building.
[03:15:58] >> Is that an Iranian building?
[03:16:00] >> Looks like it.
[03:16:00] >> That building is dope as [ __ ]
[03:16:03] >> We should make a tag. When When I buy a
[03:16:06] ranch, [laughter]
[03:16:07] >> when I buy a ranch, we should cause that
[03:16:09] make that our podcast studio.
[03:16:11] >> I don't know. Don't
[03:16:11] >> make it look just like that.
[03:16:13] >> I'm not sure you want that.
[03:16:14] >> AI is going to detect it.
[03:16:16] >> See what it says on the outside.
[03:16:18] >> Maybe it says something cool.
[03:16:20] >> [ __ ] [laughter] yeah.
[03:16:22] >> In Arabic. [ __ ]
[03:16:23] >> It says America.
[03:16:24] >> America. [ __ ] yeah. In Arabic.
[03:16:26] >> The Arabic writing is dope as [ __ ]
[03:16:27] though.
[03:16:28] >> They invented. It looks cool.
[03:16:29] >> It looks pretty slick. They invented
[03:16:30] writing. Where'd you hear that?
[03:16:31] >> Well, numbers, I should say.
[03:16:33] >> I thought that's great. They came up
[03:16:34] with numbers.
[03:16:35] >> What did Greek do?
[03:16:35] >> Give them that. But look, thanks, guys.
[03:16:37] What a great episode we had.
[03:16:38] >> We had a good time.
[03:16:39] >> Hey, should we get dinner? I'm starving.
[03:16:42] [laughter]
[03:16:42] >> Fun time, boys. Uh
[03:16:44] >> oh jeez. Next one. Two months. Let's do
[03:16:47] two [laughter] months. Let's keep them
[03:16:49] regular.
[03:16:50] >> Two months.
[03:16:51] >> Come on. We can do [laughter] two
[03:16:52] months.
[03:16:52] >> Come on. We're in May right now. Is it
[03:16:54] May yet? It's close.
[03:16:56] >> Tomorrow is first.
[03:16:57] >> Tomorrow's May. Yeah. Today when this
[03:16:59] comes out, it's May 1st. These guys go a
[03:17:01] lot of editing for JMO.
[03:17:03] Just the end part.
[03:17:04] >> Speaking of the end, new story available
[03:17:07] at.com right now. Starring Shane Gillis
[03:17:09] and Mark Norman.
[03:17:09] >> Available at reshafir.com.
[03:17:12] There it is. The end.
[03:17:13] >> Look at all those people. Look how
[03:17:14] terrible. Look at you. Handsome son of a
[03:17:16] [ __ ] You look like you belong in that
[03:17:18] period of time.
[03:17:19] >> I wish. I got I got a Netflix special
[03:17:21] out. Check it out. Let's bump it back up
[03:17:23] and uh Tuesday stories. We might be
[03:17:25] drunk. Praise Allah. Jews kill Jesus.
[03:17:28] Uh, tires, new season. When's the new
[03:17:30] season coming out?
[03:17:31] >> Uh, I don't know if I'm allowed to say.
[03:17:33] Should be around August.
[03:17:34] >> Okay.
[03:17:34] >> Okay. Yeah.
[03:17:35] >> Oh, yeah.
[03:17:37] >> Love you guys.
[03:17:38] >> Love you guys. Shout out to everybody
[03:17:40] out there listening.
[03:17:41] >> Parks are safe. Chihuahua.
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