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>> The Joe Rogan Experience.

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>> We're Comedy Oasis.

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>> That's right.

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>> What's [laughter] the story? Morning

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Glory. It's been almost a year.

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>> Wow. It's flying by. What are we 12 now?

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Is this 12 episodes?

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>> I think we're way 16. 40.

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>> Damn, that's a lot of drink.

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>> How many times have we played Fle

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freeird?

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>> Oh, we're playing it again. [laughter]

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>> The exact same episode we always do.

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>> Yeah, we're going to [laughter] talk

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we're going to talk about coming out of

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the closet.

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>> Play Metallica.

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>> Yeah, play Metallica.

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>> R. Kelly.

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>> So, it turns out that that lady that

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that was a scam that was fake. The lady

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who uh forced the guy to [ __ ] her. It

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was it JP Morgan.

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>> What?

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>> Yeah. Wasn't real.

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>> She was hot.

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>> I know.

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>> Was that in the last one we did?

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>> Jamie said it's fake, right? It's fake.

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Yeah, the news is going around that it's

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like there was like a the lawsuit is not

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accurate apparently. It's like a

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retaliatory lawsuit.

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>> So, he just claimed that she said all

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those things and she made him [ __ ] her.

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>> Damn. What a [ __ ]

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>> Wait, is he an Indian guy?

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>> I believe so.

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>> Yeah. Gross.

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>> It does read like an Indian guy now that

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I'm thinking about.

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>> Like the horniest guy ever. [laughter]

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>> Just coming up with the hottest scene.

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>> She called him cannons. When she once a

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lady calls her tits cannons. Who have

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you ever heard of a girl call her kids

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cannons?

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>> 18year-old, 16-year-old boy [laughter]

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thing.

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>> I've never heard cannons.

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>> Cannons. Gazongas.

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>> I've heard guys talk about a girl's

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cannons when she's nowhere near them.

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>> I've heard cans. Can torpedoes?

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>> I've heard cannons. I think I'm pretty

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sure I've heard jugs.

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>> Nick cannons. [laughter]

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>> Jugs.

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Sweater puppets. Fun bags. Knockers.

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>> They're just boobs and tits. But a lady

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saying that

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>> that's no lady.

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>> I'm sure she said she did. She said I'm

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sure you fish head Asian wife doesn't

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have [laughter] cannons like this.

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>> Fish head.

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>> That's what he said.

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>> That's what he said. She said damn.

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>> What's that to me more movies? He

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claiming it's that

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>> strip tease.

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>> No. No. Well, she was the boss and she

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made the guy [ __ ] her.

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>> Disclosure.

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>> Disclosure.

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>> Oh, I used to yank it to that one.

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>> Oh god. Article almost made me yank it

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this morning.

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>> I know, right? laying in bed seeing

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>> This is hot as hell.

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>> She's hot.

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>> Indian guy should write more stuff.

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>> This guy's a writer. Yeah.

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>> So if she if he got fired and he made up

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that story like what should the

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repercussions be?

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>> Jail.

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>> You can't just do that.

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>> Especi Well, for sure. It was a guy the

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guy would be f if it was a guy and a

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woman claimed that the guy said these

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terrible things. The guy would be fired.

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that lady.

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>> No. No. No, they were like mad at that

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lady for making him [ __ ] her.

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>> No, he loved the lady.

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>> Even in the moment before he was came

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out as a hoax when they thought it was

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true, her boss was like, "Come on, I

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>> That's about as bad as it got.

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>> Boy pulled her into the office and go,

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"Let me see them.

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>> Let me see these cannons. [laughter]

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>> Bust out the missiles."

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>> We just got to do our research, due

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diligence. I just got to see the

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cannons. [laughter]

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Is it Are we sure it's fake yet? I'm

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sure you can a boy dream.

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>> What a great What a great way to have no

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one believe you is if you intentionally

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use words like that. Like I [laughter]

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would never speak that way.

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>> There's been a string of middle uh

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middle-ag horrors going around lately.

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Have you noticed that?

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>> Love it. It's back.

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>> It's back. Like the the reporter chick

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who's been banging the football coach.

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Uh Christy Gnome was cheating on that

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guy with the tits.

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>> That guy with the tits was [ __ ] the

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tits rock. Those are

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>> crazy. the chick who wrote the RFK

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article that had a deeply emotional

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relationship with him.

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Yeah. Then and then that was the second

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one. I It was crazy. Then there was a

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second one she had like that. She

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>> She likes to get to know her subjects.

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>> The text the texts were wild though.

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>> Deeply emotional.

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>> Pull them up

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>> both back and forth.

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>> His version was

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>> Wait, this is a while ago, right?

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>> Yeah, it was a couple years ago.

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>> Yeah. Something that like let my river

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flow into your It was It was odd.

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>> It's like a Dave Matthews song.

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>> Damn.

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Does he does he text like he talks? Is

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it all jumbly?

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>> But see, for a lady, it's like a free

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shot. You never have to worry about

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[laughter] getting in trouble. Like, no

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one's even going to be in tr No one's

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going to be mad at her as a journalist

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even.

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>> It's not like she's discredited.

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>> No,

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>> the husband was like, um, this is kind

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of lame.

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>> The husband husband didn't love it.

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>> Oh, she's married, which a freak.

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>> The reporter [snorts] with RFK

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>> alleged.

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>> He was a heroin addict, too. He's a fun

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dude. fun. Got after it.

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>> I like him.

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>> Lived his life.

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>> I like him a lot.

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>> Didn't used to stutter.

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>> That's true.

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>> It's not a stutter. It's a It's a

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vaccine injury. [laughter]

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Yeah.

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>> He didn't used to talk that way.

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>> No. From the flu vaccine. Yeah. You see

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videos of him from the the '9s. He had a

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great voice.

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>> Great. Black hair.

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>> Are you reading the text? They're

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hilarious. It's like Prince Charles. Any

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dude who tries to be like romant like

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they don't know how to do it.

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>> It's a poem.

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>> Oh. As soon as you're writing a lady a

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poem, it's over. How do we know this is

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true? Uh,

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>> I think it was it was verified. [snorts]

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>> Olivia Nuzy.

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>> Nuzy.

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>> She sounds like a freak.

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>> Yeah, she she's sharing it. So, I mean,

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it could be from anybody.

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>> She sounds like Staten Island trash.

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>> You're awaiting my harvest.

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>> Hey, there we go.

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>> She looks like fun.

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>> Not too shabby. [laughter]

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>> Don't spill a drop. Oh,

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>> your open Y R. Who writes Y R for your

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>> Come on. Really?

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Your open mouth is awaiting my harvest.

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That doesn't even make sense.

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>> You think he eats ass cuz that's

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processed.

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>> This is my favorite one. I mean to

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squeeze your cheeks to force open your

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mouth. I'll hold your nose as you

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[clears throat] look up to me [laughter]

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to encourage you to swallow.

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>> Whoa.

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>> Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You

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are my canyon.

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>> Wow. Baja, baby.

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>> Wow. My love.

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>> I'm not buying this. That sounds like

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literature.

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>> But I can't have a Pop-Tart.

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[laughter]

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You can't have Froot Loops with the good

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colors.

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>> Dizzing in her mouth.

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>> I [laughter] love these great Froot

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Loops, dude.

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>> You ever seen Canadian Froot Loops?

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They're bland and dim and dull.

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>> That's what they're going to sell here

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now.

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>> Oh god, it's over.

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>> We used to be a country.

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>> It's over.

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>> But is this got to be a way to make them

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prettier?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Without giving you ass cancer?

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>> There's got to be some way,

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>> bro. A lot of people getting ass cancer

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lately. I had that.

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>> Really?

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>> That dude is like in his early 30s. He's

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got stage three ass cancer. [laughter]

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>> Yeah.

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>> But he also took four shots.

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>> Four of them.

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>> Uhhuh.

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>> Four what shots? Ask shots.

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>> Vaccines.

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>> And that gives you ass cancer.

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>> He can give you cancer. Allegedly.

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>> Did he boof the shots? [laughter]

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>> That's the way to do it. If you really

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want to get

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>> Don't tell me how to take the vaccine.

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>> Stuck the actual needle right into the

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hole. in West Hollywood. They just got a

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plunger and it's like

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>> Jimmy Boofing.

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>> You got the booofer.

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[laughter]

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>> Well, Trump almost got a shot the other

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day.

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>> Is that crazy?

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>> What happened? That's the third

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assassination attempt on that dude. The

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[ __ ] guy run ran

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mentioned in passing.

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>> Assassination attempt at the White House

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press correspondents dinner

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>> where Reagan got shot.

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>> Was it Michelle?

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>> Same hotel.

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>> Oh, really?

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>> Oh, wow. So that must then trip advisor

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must be rough on that one.

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>> A correspondence dinner. Did was

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[clears throat] there a comedian there?

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>> No.

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>> Oz the mentalist.

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>> The menalist. Yeah.

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>> Oz the mentalist.

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>> You think he would have saw it coming?

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>> You think [screaming]

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>> he probably kept his mouth shut. He's

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like, I think [snorts] we're going to go

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attack two more Arab countries.

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>> You know what's [laughter] hilarious?

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Meer goes, did you see the fake

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assassination attempt?

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>> Don't you know? Don't you know

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[laughter] about Gilgamesh?

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>> Like what?

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>> He always brings in his references,

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right?

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>> The Rothschilds. What are you saying? I

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don't know. You don't need the

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references. [laughter]

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>> Oh, you don't know?

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>> If Mezer can't get it up, he's like

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Israel.

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>> Everything's Israel. [laughter]

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>> Israel.

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>> Pretty good excuse. I'm going start

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[laughter]

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Kanye clips you showed me were [ __ ]

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wild. He's the best. He's so fun.

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>> What's nice with the shooter was mixed

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race.

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>> That's nice.

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>> Is that nice?

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>> That's nice cuz you, you know, you're

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always like, "Don't be white. Don't be

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white or don't be black

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>> and don't be a combo.

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>> Don't be an Arab. Just a American

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liberal.

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>> Wow.

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>> Just a standard American liberal

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>> has had enough of the uh uh whatever you

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want to say he is

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>> dictator.

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>> Oh, right. Right. Fascism, the whole

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thing.

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>> Fascism, pedophile,

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>> you know.

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>> He was like a smart guy, valadictorian.

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He was like a scientisty guy.

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>> I think he was a teacher. Must be extra

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tough for those guys cuz they're like so

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like you haven't gotten into a fight

343
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since you were seven

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>> and then you're going to get a gun and

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try to like kill a highle person. It's

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like what a step up.

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>> Well, he he shot a secret service guy.

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You see him in the vest?

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>> Yeah.

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>> They don't know who shot who.

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>> Oh, really?

352
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>> Yeah.

353
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>> Oh, okay.

354
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>> You're saying the Secret Service guy

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shot himself?

356
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>> Not himself. [laughter]

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>> It might have been Friendly Fire.

358
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>> Trying to get out.

359
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>> It might have been Friendly Fire.

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>> Is it that lady again?

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>> Yes, I think she

362
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>> The lady was [laughter] there.

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>> The one that looks like me. We were

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joking around about it in the green

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room. Imagine if she was like, "I know I

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[ __ ] up way back in July, but look

367
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guys, I'm better. I've been working

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out."

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>> Yeah.

370
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>> And then this is their second

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assignment.

372
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>> We didn't talk about this part yet. The

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tweet.

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>> This guy.

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>> Yeah. The weird the time machine tweet.

376
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Yeah. This is nuts. So the Cole Allen

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guy tried to kill Trump. It's not inside

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the White House though, right? It was at

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a hotel.

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>> Yeah. Yeah.

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>> Okay. An exac account for 2023 wrote a

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single tweet with that name.

383
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>> What? So just wrote Cole Allen from

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2023. The profile belongs to Henry

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Martinez, a NASA scientist who's

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missing. The background image from a

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website called Time Machine. If you

388
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ddigitize it, the 2024 assassination

389
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attempt photos appears but with a hole

390
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in the head instead of the ear.

391
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>> The profile picture is a green toad in a

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tuxedo with a glass. Exactly like Trump

393
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in the assassination attempt. Either

394
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it's the most elaborate scop in history

395
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or someone from the future is leaving

396
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clues in the past that only make sense

397
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once the events happen.

398
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>> Okay.

399
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>> Why do time travelers keep trying to

400
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kill me? I'm just [laughter]

401
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>> Wait a minute.

402
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>> How is that picture the same? That is

403
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not the same. That's just a bunch of

404
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colors and you could decide it's the

405
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same.

406
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>> No, you got to decode it.

407
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>> Oh, it's like a decode.

408
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>> You got squeeze your eyes together.

409
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>> I'll try.

410
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>> It appears if you squeeze your eyes

411
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together.

412
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>> Trying sailboat. What do you like one of

413
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those things where you could see like

414
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words in a

415
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>> Yeah, it was always a sailboat or

416
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guitar.

417
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>> Always is up there.

418
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>> Mats,

419
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>> do you think that makes sense, Jamie?

420
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>> This picture part of it does not

421
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[snorts] make a lot of sense, I don't

422
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think. But

423
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>> but it's weird that the guy is strange

424
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,958
enough.

425
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,159
>> The tweet is nuts.

426
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:03,759
>> Yeah, the tweet is strange enough

427
00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:06,399
>> from two years ago. So, he's trying to

428
00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:07,439
work up the courage for years.

429
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,958
>> 23. Yeah.

430
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,360
>> Yeah. And then the fact that it's a

431
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:13,759
frog. It's one of those kek guys,

432
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:16,240
>> those nutty [ __ ] pranksters. It's

433
00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:18,319
funny if he was just he tried to search

434
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,000
somebody's name. [laughter]

435
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,079
>> He just got it right.

436
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,600
>> He was just like a cool guy.

437
00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:23,919
>> Is that the only tweet this guy ever

438
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,839
made?

439
00:11:23,919 --> 00:11:26,799
>> I think so.

440
00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:28,320
>> Weird.

441
00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:30,000
>> There is a bunch of random Twitter

442
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,680
accounts that have tweeted random names

443
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,000
just one time. So, I don't know like

444
00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:35,199
what the odds of that happening are are

445
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,278
pretty slim.

446
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:40,480
>> I believe these are the eight guys we

447
00:11:37,278 --> 00:11:41,919
have trying to like work with mentally.

448
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,839
So, like one of them will be activated

449
00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:46,399
and try to kill somebody. So let's get

450
00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:48,079
insurance. So that guy really was Is

451
00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:50,639
that factual though that the guy really

452
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:52,000
was a NASA scientist? Henry Martinez.

453
00:11:50,639 --> 00:11:53,199
>> But well, so when the people were

454
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,839
looking up his [snorts]

455
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:58,399
history, they he had a brief I think

456
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like an internship at JPL

457
00:11:58,399 --> 00:12:01,440
NASA, you know, Jet Labs or something.

458
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,519
>> Yeah.

459
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,800
>> And I think the other guy did too. That

460
00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:06,320
I don't know that anybody knows more

461
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:07,919
than that. It is weird where you find

462
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:10,320
out a lot of these guys have these weird

463
00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:12,399
ties like that guy who tried to shoot

464
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,278
Trump in Pennsylvania was in a Black

465
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Rockck commercial.

466
00:12:13,278 --> 00:12:16,559
>> Oh yeah.

467
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,000
>> It's all connected.

468
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>> I did a lot of commercials when I was

469
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coming up and I Black Rockck never I

470
00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:22,078
didn't get an audition for any

471
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[laughter] of those.

472
00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:23,519
>> Yeah, right.

473
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:24,719
>> I don't know how you get that

474
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,919
commercial. Love to get that gig.

475
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,680
>> It's got to be non-union.

476
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,278
>> Not only that, like you definitely get

477
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brought into the fold.

478
00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:31,039
>> Mhm. He was teacher of the year this

479
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,879
guy.

480
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>> So, did this guy get a shot off? Was he

481
00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:36,000
close enough to get a shot off?

482
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,199
Allegedly. Jamie said allegedly he shot

483
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a Secret Service guy.

484
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,759
>> How are these guys getting so close?

485
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:41,679
>> But it might have been that lady. The

486
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,039
fat lady shot him.

487
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:45,199
>> Maybe trying to get her gun out.

488
00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:47,039
>> Oh [laughter] [ __ ]

489
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:50,160
>> P320 might have shot himself.

490
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:52,159
>> She's handsome.

491
00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:53,360
>> It's It's just crazy that they don't

492
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have better security.

493
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,759
>> Yeah. What the hell?

494
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,440
>> How' the guy get in the hotel with a

495
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:59,278
gun? Like, how are you not checking

496
00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,120
every room? How you not like checking

497
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:03,759
everyone's bags if you know that the

498
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:05,360
president and all Marco Rubio all these

499
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:07,200
[ __ ] people are going to be there and

500
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,560
you don't and Oz the mentalist and you

501
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,160
don't have someone checking guns.

502
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:13,923
>> Why is there better security at the

503
00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:13,923
Improv on Black Comic Night? [laughter]

504
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,160
>> Yeah. Throw up a metal detector.

505
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,600
>> Yeah. It's just crazy that they don't

506
00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:20,240
check for guns.

507
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,159
>> That's wild.

508
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,519
>> On a day where it's like the president

509
00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:24,000
is going to be there. You didn't check

510
00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:25,839
for guns.

511
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,799
>> I get it if it's like a UFC sniper or

512
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,560
something. It's like we can't check

513
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:30,078
everybody like that. That's like 20,000.

514
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,599
But like this is so small.

515
00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:32,719
>> They're saying he did shoot him, but I

516
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,240
don't that's this was the first

517
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,600
>> Secret Service agent did not shoot

518
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,879
himself. I don't think there's any

519
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,480
question what happened here.

520
00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:38,799
>> That video they're playing is the AI

521
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,360
video.

522
00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:41,439
>> Yeah, that's

523
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:44,000
>> Well, no. This is the real video which

524
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:46,480
is blurry and then AI they enhanced it

525
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,600
because this [ __ ] hotel is shitty old

526
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,079
cameras

527
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,680
>> which is crazy.

528
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:53,359
By the way, guy's putting in some

529
00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,239
[ __ ] work there. There's some speed.

530
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,320
>> He's got wheels.

531
00:13:54,240 --> 00:14:01,799
>> Yeah, he moves. That guy can move. Half

532
00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:01,800
black, half black, [laughter] half

533
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,440
>> teacher. He can shoot. Teachers, you

534
00:14:04,078 --> 00:14:06,799
know, they work at a school.

535
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,240
>> I mean, what did he think was going to

536
00:14:06,799 --> 00:14:09,679
happen? He was going to get past all the

537
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,079
secret security guys, get through the

538
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,919
crowd, find Trump behind the stage, and

539
00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:14,479
shoot him. Like, how did he think he was

540
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,919
going to get to him?

541
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,120
>> I think these guys don't think it. I bet

542
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,719
they go like, I'm going to shoot him,

543
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,159
then everyone's going to love me.

544
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,959
>> Yeah. They're going to be Luigi or some

545
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,719
[ __ ]

546
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,119
>> It might be schizophrenia, too.

547
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,399
>> Yeah.

548
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,720
>> Yeah. He might be out of his [ __ ]

549
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:25,839
mind,

550
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,160
>> but he lived, right? Right. He's in

551
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:26,880
jail.

552
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:29,439
>> Yeah, he lived.

553
00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:30,320
>> The guy who shot Reagan was like, "Taxi

554
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,720
driver told me to do it."

555
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:35,120
>> Well, he rules. So, it's like all

556
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,839
>> I think he's out. Hankley Hankley's out.

557
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,639
>> He's playing music.

558
00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:39,600
>> Yeah, he plays music.

559
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:41,680
>> I think we've covered this on [laughter]

560
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:44,480
terrible Manson songs.

561
00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:47,838
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

562
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:49,839
>> Yeah. He was inspired by Jodyie Foster.

563
00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:52,320
>> Jodie Foster made him shoot. There it

564
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:53,839
is. I will be your man. Oh, that's a

565
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,639
threat. Oh yeah.

566
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:57,519
>> 2023 recent recent release. Can't we get

567
00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,639
Let's hear 2023.

568
00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:59,759
>> I like his job title.

569
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:01,919
>> Let's hear criminal.

570
00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:03,838
>> I want to hear I will be your man. Let's

571
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:04,639
hear what Hinkley's what his jams are

572
00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:05,360
like.

573
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,959
>> Pay for this.

574
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,000
>> We have to pay for that. No,

575
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,799
>> we have to edit that. We'll see.

576
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,600
>> Okay, we'll see.

577
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:11,198
>> Oh man,

578
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,080
>> he's got his name on the guitar. Just in

579
00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:15,099
case you don't know who shot Lincoln,

580
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,100
[laughter and clears throat]

581
00:15:17,664 --> 00:15:23,000
[music and singing]

582
00:15:19,679 --> 00:15:23,000
>> shoot him.

583
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,855
[music]

584
00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:28,855
[singing]

585
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:34,559
>> Oh yeah, he's trying to

586
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,439
>> MK Ultra.

587
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,119
>> I misunderstood.

588
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,959
>> That's what MK Ultra does to a man.

589
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,519
>> Yeah, he looks like his brain's been

590
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,198
washed.

591
00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:42,000
>> Yeah. Like they just poured bleach in

592
00:15:41,198 --> 00:15:42,399
his ears.

593
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,919
>> Yeah,

594
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:45,440
>> they're going to release MK Ultra files

595
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:48,078
this week, I think.

596
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,920
>> Yeah, I bet. [clears throat]

597
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:51,519
>> They were supposed to release UFO files.

598
00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:52,639
>> A lot of Black Lines coming in that one.

599
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:53,759
>> Yeah. Whatever happened to the [ __ ]

600
00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:56,079
UFO files?

601
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:56,720
>> Did he do Kennedy yet? Did Kennedy out?

602
00:15:56,078 --> 00:15:58,239
>> No.

603
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,199
>> What? He

604
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,440
>> What? JFK?

605
00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:00,799
>> Yeah.

606
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,800
>> Yeah. Turns out there's some stuff in

607
00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:04,399
there that we couldn't see.

608
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:07,359
>> CIA.

609
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:09,759
>> Yep. Maybe some other ones.

610
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:12,720
Congresswoman Anapolina Luna Lanc's

611
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:14,480
house hearings on MK Ultra next month.

612
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:16,160
>> What is that? A gang?

613
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,440
>> No, I did seek.

614
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:19,360
>> You don't know what that is? That's the

615
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,279
mind control experiments that the CIA

616
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,959
did in the 1960s.

617
00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:24,240
>> People going to hookers. Good honest

618
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,039
people going to hookers and they took

619
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,399
advantage of them.

620
00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:29,278
>> That's one part of it. Yeah, that was

621
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:30,240
Operation Midnight Climax. They ran bro.

622
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:31,759
>> What a good name.

623
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,839
>> Great name. What a good name.

624
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:36,265
>> Solid name. Yeah, that's that's per

625
00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:37,440
that's absolutely proven. That's

626
00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:39,439
[clears throat] all from a Freedom of

627
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,880
Information Act request and from some

628
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,759
documents that they found.

629
00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:43,519
>> What was the guy's [clears throat] name

630
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:44,320
that was like the head of MK Ultra?

631
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,839
>> Jolly West.

632
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,240
>> Yeah. And then he went and saw Jack Ruby

633
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,920
and

634
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,440
>> Yeah. Jack Ruby went crazy. Started

635
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:52,479
saying they're they're lighting Jews on

636
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:54,560
fire in hell. Like they gave him acid.

637
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,440
He's also was connected to Manson.

638
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:57,359
>> Yeah.

639
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,120
>> Like this guy was running mind control

640
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,360
operations all throughout the country.

641
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:04,160
>> Wow. They ran brothel where they gave

642
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,360
the John's uh acid and the the ladies

643
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,480
would come out and give the John's acid

644
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,159
and they would wash through a two-way

645
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,480
mirror and then film them.

646
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,919
>> Whoa. [ __ ] hell of a night at the

647
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,480
brothel, [laughter]

648
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:13,280
>> right?

649
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,838
>> So sick.

650
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:17,439
>> This ladies out

651
00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:18,558
>> talking to me trying to get laid and

652
00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:21,120
next thing you know you're [ __ ]

653
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:22,879
seeing Jesus.

654
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,000
>> Jesus is a candle.

655
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,199
>> You lean into it. [laughter] That's a

656
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,679
good night.

657
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:29,038
>> Trying to get a hooker you go.

658
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,400
If you lean into it,

659
00:17:29,038 --> 00:17:33,119
>> Meanwhile, your wife's at home waiting

660
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,720
for the milk and bread to come back for

661
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,719
30 minutes. [laughter]

662
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,480
Just trying to get a hand. [ __ ] is he?

663
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,079
>> It's the worst lie ever. The CIA, they

664
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,759
drug me. What do you want?

665
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:43,918
>> How many marriages would completely

666
00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:46,480
dissolve if prostitution was totally

667
00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:47,840
legal?

668
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,440
>> It'd be a lot easier to do.

669
00:17:47,839 --> 00:17:50,798
>> Are they talking? That's the thing.

670
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,320
>> Are the the hookers talking?

671
00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:54,079
>> No, but guys are bad at covering up.

672
00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:54,960
>> It's like Uber ratings, you know?

673
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:56,240
>> Oh, that would be

674
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,440
>> You know what I'm saying? Like some Uber

675
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,079
drivers, they won't shut the [ __ ] up.

676
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,600
They won't

677
00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:02,071
>> want to see my passenger score.

678
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,719
>> Yeah. I don't want an XL either.

679
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,319
[laughter]

680
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,519
>> [ __ ] it.

681
00:18:04,319 --> 00:18:06,879
>> For prostitutes,

682
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:09,200
>> you know, but I mean if they if they

683
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,720
made prostitution completely legal and

684
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,319
then they had scores.

685
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,839
>> Do you don't think gals would do it?

686
00:18:12,319 --> 00:18:15,519
>> I think they would. I think there'd be

687
00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:16,558
plenty of gals that would sign up.

688
00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:19,519
Plenty of

689
00:18:16,558 --> 00:18:21,359
>> prostitution was only And it's illegal.

690
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:22,400
>> How so? Oh, yeah. They are.

691
00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,279
>> Of course, if you took down the

692
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,120
barriers,

693
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:27,519
>> they would keep doing it. Isn't it legal

694
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,239
in New York City now?

695
00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:29,038
>> Kind of.

696
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,798
>> I've never been caught.

697
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:32,960
>> What is the [laughter]

698
00:18:30,798 --> 00:18:35,599
>> How many guys are you blowing,

699
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,919
>> [ __ ] I WAS A GUEST IN this

700
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,038
right there.

701
00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:37,759
>> Yeah, it was a lab [clears throat] in

702
00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:39,919
that beard.

703
00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:41,599
>> Right there. Um, but they did do

704
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,640
something where they like decriminalized

705
00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:44,399
sex work in New York.

706
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,960
>> Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah,

707
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:49,360
>> let's find out. J,

708
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,120
>> sex work. I love when they rename that.

709
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,319
>> They always have unhoused sex.

710
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,359
>> It's sex work until one of them is

711
00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:55,839
[ __ ] your husband, then it's a

712
00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:57,439
hooker. Exactly. And if you call a girl

713
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:58,959
a [ __ ] she gets mad. Like, which one

714
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,600
is it?

715
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,120
>> Sex worker.

716
00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:02,558
>> Call a girl sex. You're a [ __ ] sex

717
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:03,038
worker. Hey, that's a legitimate

718
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,952
profession.

719
00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:05,038
>> That it's a pretty funny way to do it.

720
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:06,480
[clears throat]

721
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:07,919
>> Prostitution is illegal in New York

722
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,919
City, but enforcement and politics

723
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:14,080
around sex work are in flux.

724
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:16,400
>> Active debates about decriminalization

725
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:18,000
and new protections for sex workers and

726
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,640
trafficking survivors.

727
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,240
>> Anyone else?

728
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,720
>> Well, that's kind of crazy, isn't it? if

729
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,000
you have protection for the survivors.

730
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,319
So, you're saying that they're victims,

731
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,880
but then you're also decriminalizing it.

732
00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:30,480
>> So, you're making it okay to do, but

733
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,240
you're saying that they're victims.

734
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,160
>> No. And and like when it's where it is

735
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,599
legal, they go like no one's going to

736
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,960
abuse you cuz you can go you don't need

737
00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:40,879
a pimp in public here. Probably should.

738
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,079
>> That's Well, listen, if you can give

739
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,679
someone a massage, you should be able to

740
00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:46,217
jerk them off, which doesn't make any

741
00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:46,480
sense. Got that right, Robert.

742
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,880
[laughter]

743
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,480
>> Poor guy. Old bastard.

744
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,760
>> I met that guy. You can't help think

745
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,519
about that when you're shaking his hands

746
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:55,119
like [laughter] I'm sorry they got you,

747
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:57,279
sir.

748
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:58,879
>> Sorry they got you. Just a normal thing.

749
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,240
>> It happened to so many people.

750
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,679
>> 100%. They set him up.

751
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,960
>> He wasn't even getting laid.

752
00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:04,080
>> No, it's handy.

753
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,679
>> And he's like,

754
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,199
>> I never got a massagey.

755
00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:08,480
>> Me neither.

756
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,798
>> Every single massage I got, I've been

757
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,160
like,

758
00:20:08,798 --> 00:20:11,200
>> you should have responded to those empty

759
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,279
emails.

760
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,640
>> There's an app for it now called uh Tug

761
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,519
or something. [laughter]

762
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,280
>> I don't think so.

763
00:20:15,519 --> 00:20:17,759
>> Don't ruin it for everybody else on

764
00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:19,279
TugU.

765
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,400
>> Get on it. Somebody told me how to

766
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:22,079
figure out which one of the hand job

767
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,759
places which one are real. Epstein told

768
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:28,138
me he goes uh

769
00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:29,038
>> you know no a no guy Epste. Yeah. And he

770
00:20:28,138 --> 00:20:30,719
[laughter] goes you know the ones with

771
00:20:29,038 --> 00:20:32,400
like locks on the door. He goes that

772
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,440
there's no business doesn't want you in

773
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,200
there.

774
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,640
>> If you have to buzzed in they're like

775
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,759
hold on stop jerking. There's a cop

776
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,200
there.

777
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:40,640
>> My friend goes on a lunch break. Like

778
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,159
it's pretty popular in New York.

779
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,360
>> People are totally When I moved to

780
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,080
Philly, every single person was like

781
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:44,719
yeah that's normal.

782
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,399
>> Totally normal.

783
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,640
>> So are the girls gross?

784
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,759
>> They're Asian. There's there's I think

785
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,360
there's a range

786
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:53,279
>> and sometimes you get like a Ukrainian

787
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,000
skank.

788
00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:56,480
>> Nice. [laughter]

789
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,319
>> [ __ ]

790
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,759
Could you imagine though skank you are?

791
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:01,038
Have some respect for yourself. [ __ ]

792
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,798
>> How many relationships would just

793
00:21:01,038 --> 00:21:04,158
completely dissolve if prostitution was

794
00:21:02,798 --> 00:21:05,759
100% legal?

795
00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:07,600
>> I think I'll tell you in Thailand it

796
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:09,119
pretty much is. And girls [ __ ] on the

797
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,480
first date.

798
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,399
>> Date. You taking them out?

799
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,919
>> No, not those regular girls. Cuz like if

800
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,798
I make you wait, you're just going to

801
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,120
get a hooker.

802
00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:16,400
>> Really?

803
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,959
>> So like I better put out.

804
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:21,280
>> Wow. I like that competition. They seem

805
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,038
a little looser sexually anyway in

806
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,558
Thailand, you know, with the whole lady

807
00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:25,759
boy thing and

808
00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:27,759
>> they're pretty chill with everything.

809
00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:29,279
>> Yeah, they're pretty relaxed except for

810
00:21:27,759 --> 00:21:30,158
kicking the [ __ ] out of people. They're

811
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:31,038
really good at that.

812
00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:32,480
>> They're really good at that.

813
00:21:31,038 --> 00:21:34,640
>> They're really It's weird weird like a

814
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,839
laid-back society is so good at [ __ ]

815
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,759
people up with martial arts.

816
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:38,480
>> You ever look at lady boys using their

817
00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:40,079
training

818
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,640
>> like before they turn into full lady

819
00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:41,279
boys?

820
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,480
>> Pull it up.

821
00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:44,079
>> They train kickboxing.

822
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,880
>> What? Lady boys do Muay Thai too

823
00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:47,038
>> when they were younger.

824
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,880
>> God damn. There was one famous one who

825
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:50,960
transitioned to a woman but kept

826
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,520
fighting men and started getting [ __ ]

827
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,840
up

828
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,759
>> because now she didn't have any hormones

829
00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:57,119
anymore or balls

830
00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:58,960
>> and so she's just getting the [ __ ]

831
00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:00,319
kicked out of her as a girl when she was

832
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
dominating as a guy.

833
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,639
>> Wow.

834
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,840
>> Kind of sad. Like the one thing that

835
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,679
you're really good at

836
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:07,439
>> other than sucking guys dicks

837
00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:09,280
>> is uh [ __ ] people up.

838
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,080
>> No, you can't do that.

839
00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:10,480
>> No, I meant [clears throat] on the

840
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,839
streets.

841
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,519
>> See, that's a guy by the way.

842
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:14,079
>> I mean on the streets. Oh,

843
00:22:13,519 --> 00:22:16,240
>> is it?

844
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:18,000
>> Yes, that's a guy. I'm right. That's a

845
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,839
guy. That's a guy dressed like a girl.

846
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,119
>> No, I meant on the streets. Like if you

847
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,399
pick on one of the streets, they all

848
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:22,879
come after you, but then they use their

849
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,960
training.

850
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,480
>> Oh, yeah. They gang up and kick the box

851
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,005
the [ __ ] out of you and you're like, I

852
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,000
just wanted to beat up a hooker.

853
00:22:28,005 --> 00:22:31,200
[laughter] Why are these half men coming

854
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,359
at me?

855
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,480
>> These dainty, dainty men. [laughter]

856
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,038
>> All right, you need a drink.

857
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,679
>> I got one.

858
00:22:35,038 --> 00:22:41,079
>> Oh, okay. Sorry, boys.

859
00:22:37,679 --> 00:22:41,080
>> Hey, we're backd

860
00:22:41,919 --> 00:22:45,280
>> all over Latin America. Anytime I got

861
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:46,559
recognized, they'd be like they'd be

862
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:48,240
like, "When are we going to get another

863
00:22:46,558 --> 00:22:50,000
projectile park?" I'm like, "I'm not

864
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,599
really in the area right now. [laughter]

865
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,038
As soon as I'm out of Uruguay, I'll I'll

866
00:22:51,599 --> 00:22:55,759
let them know."

867
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:57,119
>> Yeah. I would get questions from people.

868
00:22:55,759 --> 00:22:59,440
It was always that.

869
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:01,678
>> When's the next Protect Our Parks?

870
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,519
>> Anytimes I run into someone somewhere

871
00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:05,280
>> globally, too. Australia, I got it. New

872
00:23:03,519 --> 00:23:06,639
Zealand, I got it. It's all over.

873
00:23:05,279 --> 00:23:07,839
>> It is fun though when somebody like last

874
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,919
week somebody's like, "When's the next?"

875
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,119
I was like, "April 30th." And they're

876
00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:12,545
like, "What?"

877
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,759
>> I'm like, "Keep it quiet." Yeah,

878
00:23:12,545 --> 00:23:16,320
[laughter]

879
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:17,599
>> I did that. Yeah, it's very fun.

880
00:23:16,319 --> 00:23:19,038
>> The world needs us.

881
00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:22,000
>> Oh yeah, it's good to be back.

882
00:23:19,038 --> 00:23:23,119
>> Goofy ass fake [ __ ] world out there.

883
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,159
>> Can't believe how many we've done.

884
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:26,239
>> Cannons.

885
00:23:24,159 --> 00:23:26,640
>> Can we [clears throat] got that going

886
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,240
for us?

887
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,000
>> I wonder I want to talk to that guy. I

888
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,599
want to find out what really happened.

889
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,519
>> Interview that Indian fell. So

890
00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:34,959
apparently they're saying he got fired.

891
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:36,000
Is that what the story is, Jamie? He got

892
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,679
fired then he just made up.

893
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,200
>> You can't just make a public post that

894
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:39,840
your your boss tried to [ __ ] you

895
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,159
anymore?

896
00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:44,319
>> Not anymore. It all changed.

897
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:46,000
>> I think like it was a lawsuit that was

898
00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:47,759
filed. I don't I'm not saying that the

899
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,200
lawsuit is fake. Like he But they're

900
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,558
just saying that it's horseshit is what

901
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,319
people are saying.

902
00:23:50,558 --> 00:23:52,798
>> Does the lady still work there?

903
00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:54,960
>> I [clears throat and snorts] believe

904
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,720
what I read was that JP Morgan

905
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,079
investigated, didn't find it credible,

906
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,640
and she still works there. Yeah.

907
00:23:58,079 --> 00:24:02,720
>> That doesn't seem a guy.

908
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,600
>> If it was a guy, I don't

909
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,400
>> We're going to put you on leave while we

910
00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:06,240
look this.

911
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,880
>> 100%. Interesting.

912
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,240
>> 100%.

913
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,440
>> And then like Trevor Bower like, "Oh, he

914
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,519
found out it's fake. Like, can I get my

915
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,880
job back?" They're like, "Nah, Trevor,

916
00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:15,599
>> he works for the Long Island Ducks."

917
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:19,278
>> Trevor Bower is a Sai Young, the highest

918
00:24:15,599 --> 00:24:20,319
award for a pitcher. He got some chick

919
00:24:19,278 --> 00:24:21,440
>> pretty much told all our friends like,

920
00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:21,839
"I'm going to go get money out of that

921
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,600
guy."

922
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:25,599
>> Yep. We got the text messages.

923
00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:27,519
>> Yeah, he kind of proved it all. But

924
00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:28,959
Dodgers, was it Dodgers? I don't

925
00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:30,319
remember. Was like, "Hey, you can't work

926
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,120
here anymore."

927
00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:31,599
>> Brewers.

928
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,399
>> Brewers.

929
00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:33,199
>> No, I don't remember.

930
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,640
>> Moved to Japan.

931
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,319
>> Moved to Japan. Try to pitch there. And

932
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,799
he's like, "I'm good." But he told MLB,

933
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:40,480
he goes, "I'll pitch for free and I'm a

934
00:24:38,798 --> 00:24:41,278
SA young winner." And everyone's like,

935
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,839
"Ah,

936
00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:42,960
>> that's crazy.

937
00:24:41,839 --> 00:24:43,599
>> Lost 300 million."

938
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,200
>> Yeah.

939
00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:45,918
>> Now he's playing for the miners in Long

940
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,880
Island.

941
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,000
>> He loves playing.

942
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,960
>> Oh my god.

943
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,400
>> Yeah.

944
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,079
>> And what happened to her?

945
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,480
>> I think she got like a slap on the

946
00:24:52,079 --> 00:24:53,519
wrist.

947
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,558
>> Yeah. I think she was like he was like,

948
00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:55,839
"Don't come after me anymore. Don't come

949
00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:56,399
after anybody else anymore."

950
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,240
>> That's it.

951
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,480
>> She did photos with black eyes. She got

952
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,480
makeup done. He beat me up. He beat the

953
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,360
[ __ ] out of me. It was all made up.

954
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,440
>> Crazy story.

955
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,119
>> Monsters out there. Crazy.

956
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,120
>> But the crazier thing is like if you are

957
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:11,439
the if it is a Dodgers say it is to not

958
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:13,199
go, "Hey dude, we were fooled. I'm

959
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,080
sorry. Here's your contract back."

960
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,600
>> He should sue them for that.

961
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:16,720
>> How old is he now, though? He's lost

962
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:17,199
years of his career.

963
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,720
>> Yeah,

964
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,120
>> it's probably over, right?

965
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,038
>> Yeah,

966
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,759
>> he's still great. He just pitched a no

967
00:25:21,038 --> 00:25:22,319
hitter. I mean,

968
00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:23,200
>> really?

969
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,119
>> Playing against nine year olds.

970
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:27,038
>> That's exciting. [laughter]

971
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,599
>> In the minor leagues.

972
00:25:27,038 --> 00:25:29,759
>> Um,

973
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:31,599
>> so how old is he, Jamie?

974
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:32,960
>> 35

975
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:34,719
private lawsuit that just happened.

976
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,360
That's crazy because like when it all

977
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,159
happened with him.

978
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,038
>> Yeah. He's 35.

979
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,480
>> He's 35 now.

980
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:39,440
>> It was about It was about eight or nine

981
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,558
years ago, wasn't it?

982
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,440
>> 20 uh

983
00:25:40,558 --> 00:25:43,119
>> 2020.

984
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,038
>> 21 is when he was suspended.

985
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,479
>> 5 years ago was suspended. So he lost

986
00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:47,278
his prime to 35.

987
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,919
>> That's prime.

988
00:25:47,278 --> 00:25:49,599
>> Ruined his life.

989
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:51,520
>> He had just won the Sai Young.

990
00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:53,918
>> He's just won it.

991
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:54,879
>> Brutal. God.

992
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:57,360
>> Oh my god.

993
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,080
>> So all she gets is a slap on the wrist.

994
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,519
>> Crazy.

995
00:25:58,079 --> 00:26:01,599
>> Pretty much like go away.

996
00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:04,158
She violated some part of the settlement

997
00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:06,798
and had to pay him 300 grand.

998
00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:08,000
>> Oh, great. That'll cover his [ __ ]

999
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:10,000
monthly whatever.

1000
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,599
>> Yeah, the zen.

1001
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,599
>> Jesus Christ.

1002
00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:15,599
>> That's a couple zins out of it. She only

1003
00:26:13,599 --> 00:26:16,879
She only got fined 300 grand. She cost

1004
00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:17,599
him 300 million.

1005
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,039
>> Exactly.

1006
00:26:17,599 --> 00:26:20,959
>> Oh my god, that's crazy.

1007
00:26:19,038 --> 00:26:22,640
>> You whatever you accuse someone of if

1008
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,919
it's fake, you should get that

1009
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,679
punishment trying to

1010
00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:27,600
>> No, I completely agree. Yeah,

1011
00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:28,960
absolutely. That's never the case

1012
00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:31,199
though. Well, she can't play for the

1013
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,960
Dodgers.

1014
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,558
>> Who was he with? That's the thing that

1015
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,120
bothered me about this. It was the

1016
00:26:34,558 --> 00:26:36,240
Dodgers.

1017
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,558
>> When that happened, it was fake sports

1018
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,519
fan.

1019
00:26:36,558 --> 00:26:38,720
>> Been on a bunch of teams, though.

1020
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:39,519
>> Why did I think it was the Brewers?

1021
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,440
Because of his last name,

1022
00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:43,440
>> Bower Bower Brewer. [laughter]

1023
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,200
>> So, if he went to jail for it, that's

1024
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,519
what she should go to jail for. Cuz if

1025
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,120
she's accusing him of sexual assault,

1026
00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:52,960
>> he was uh I think she was just suing

1027
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,599
him. Suing him and then public public um

1028
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960
>> whatever.

1029
00:26:53,599 --> 00:26:55,439
>> Destruction of reputation.

1030
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,759
>> Yeah.

1031
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,720
>> Oh my god, that's so awful. Poor guy.

1032
00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:59,119
You should have him on.

1033
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,440
>> I would.

1034
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,038
>> That'd be a great convo. Have me, son.

1035
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,600
>> He's also He's also, I think, pretty

1036
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,679
funny.

1037
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:07,038
>> I bet he is, bro. You got to get a sense

1038
00:27:05,679 --> 00:27:07,679
of humor after that. If you survive

1039
00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:08,798
that,

1040
00:27:07,679 --> 00:27:09,600
>> you survive that, I bet you have a

1041
00:27:08,798 --> 00:27:11,038
wicked sense of humor.

1042
00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:11,839
>> Plan in Japan where they all have tiny

1043
00:27:11,038 --> 00:27:13,599
strike zones.

1044
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,319
>> Yeah, that's one thing I think we could

1045
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,519
all attest to.

1046
00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:17,038
>> It's not the only thing.

1047
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:19,440
>> You survive a cancellation, you come out

1048
00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:21,440
on the other end just a little bit more

1049
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,200
>> funny. A little funny. Nothing really. A

1050
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,440
>> little more pop. A little more pop to

1051
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,998
the punch line. [laughter]

1052
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,600
He's throw He's throwing 102 in Japan.

1053
00:27:27,998 --> 00:27:31,120
[clears throat]

1054
00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:33,199
>> How many kilome an hour is that?

1055
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,719
>> Kanye recovers from getting cancelled to

1056
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,360
have the biggest concerts in human

1057
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,720
history. [laughter]

1058
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,399
>> Yeah. So,

1059
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,600
>> standing on top of the world with

1060
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,000
clouds.

1061
00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:43,359
>> Bill Cosby must be amazing right now.

1062
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,839
>> He's blind though. He can't read his

1063
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,639
notes.

1064
00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:46,720
>> Ah,

1065
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,520
>> it's tough to read off a teleprompter.

1066
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,720
Blind comic.

1067
00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:50,400
>> Well, I don't think he ever read anyway.

1068
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,960
I think it was all in his memory anyway.

1069
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,519
But

1070
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,200
>> he I I don't even know if he writes if

1071
00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:56,639
he or if he just like sits down and

1072
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,759
comes up with his stories cuz he's like

1073
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,799
a story guy.

1074
00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:00,480
>> Yeah,

1075
00:27:58,798 --> 00:28:01,839
>> he is pretty good. I heard an album it

1076
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,798
was like it really paints a picture but

1077
00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:03,918
then you're like then you listen to like

1078
00:28:02,798 --> 00:28:06,720
Kenisonson and you're like, "Oh, this

1079
00:28:03,919 --> 00:28:08,399
guy Cosby is very slow."

1080
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,480
>> It's a different style. It's like

1081
00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:12,479
listening to, you know, John Denver

1082
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,759
versus Metallica. You can't, you know,

1083
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,200
>> solid comparison.

1084
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:16,000
>> Yeah. You got to be in the mood.

1085
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,720
>> Yeah.

1086
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,720
>> Rocky Mountain High.

1087
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:28,000
blast blasting it last night,

1088
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,960
>> bro. That [ __ ] concert in Moscow.

1089
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:33,000
>> Yeah, it's the best ever.

1090
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:33,000
>> That is the greatest [ __ ] thing.

1091
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,759
>> [ __ ] yeah. Norman, don't be scared of

1092
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,360
the

1093
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:38,240
>> be a loop of of that.

1094
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,918
>> Fine.

1095
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,440
>> That's fine. People haven't listen to

1096
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,720
the song in a year. [laughter]

1097
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,159
>> It's a yearly reminder.

1098
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,440
>> We're going to close out with a live

1099
00:28:44,159 --> 00:28:49,840
freeird from 77. [ __ ] you. [laughter]

1100
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,960
Uh,

1101
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:52,240
>> did you get me a beer?

1102
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,798
>> Here it is. Look at this.

1103
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,798
>> Oh god,

1104
00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:58,000
>> we're doing it again.

1105
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:59,200
>> Why'd you do that?

1106
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,200
>> Imagine how pumped these people are.

1107
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,200
Communism is dead for a little bit and

1108
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,360
then Metallica's on stage.

1109
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,240
>> It's so sad that rock is dead. It's all

1110
00:29:05,359 --> 00:29:07,599
>> We were talking about that.

1111
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,919
>> Yeah, it's all queefy now.

1112
00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:12,558
>> When was the last time Where's the new

1113
00:29:09,919 --> 00:29:15,200
rock bands? The new Zeppelin's been

1114
00:29:12,558 --> 00:29:17,119
around for a while. Those smaller bands,

1115
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,880
>> but where's the big ones? It used to be

1116
00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:22,079
Van Halen. It used to be the biggest

1117
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:23,760
part of music. Rolling Stones,

1118
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:24,319
>> AC/DC,

1119
00:29:23,759 --> 00:29:26,720
>> I know.

1120
00:29:24,319 --> 00:29:29,918
>> I mean, Aerosmith. It used to be the

1121
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:32,240
biggest part of music was rock and roll.

1122
00:29:29,919 --> 00:29:32,720
What the [ __ ] That's kind of crazy.

1123
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,558
>> Nice

1124
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,000
>> bodega cat, ladies and gentlemen. Arrow

1125
00:29:34,558 --> 00:29:36,558
bullet. Fine. Bodeas all across

1126
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,720
Manhattan.

1127
00:29:36,558 --> 00:29:40,480
>> You got that right, Fatty. Get a bottle.

1128
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,720
But yeah, now it's country. Country is

1129
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,798
huge now, which is fine. But what

1130
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,079
happened to rock? I have no problem. I

1131
00:29:44,798 --> 00:29:46,798
love country. I have no problem with

1132
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:47,599
country getting huge.

1133
00:29:46,798 --> 00:29:48,639
>> Yeah. What happened to rock?

1134
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:50,398
>> What happened to rock?

1135
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,080
>> Who are the biggest?

1136
00:29:50,398 --> 00:29:54,079
>> They said garage bands are coming back

1137
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:56,158
with kids, which is kind of means nature

1138
00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:57,199
is healing. [laughter]

1139
00:29:56,159 --> 00:29:58,080
>> Yeah,

1140
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,440
>> that's a good sign.

1141
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:01,918
>> Yeah, kids are tired of playing video

1142
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,080
games. Want something real. But the uh

1143
00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:05,919
the the thing about the that doesn't

1144
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:06,960
make sense about rock music is everybody

1145
00:30:05,919 --> 00:30:07,679
still loves it,

1146
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,679
>> right?

1147
00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:11,840
>> Everybody still plays covers it.

1148
00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:12,798
>> Oasis is doing giant arenas all over the

1149
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:14,319
place.

1150
00:30:12,798 --> 00:30:15,440
>> I took I took acid at that Oasis

1151
00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:17,200
concert. Really?

1152
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,080
>> We're fun. We're chill.

1153
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,000
>> Chicago. Chicago.

1154
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:21,199
>> I got MK Ultra.

1155
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,919
>> Yeah. I was just watching the concert

1156
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,480
like, "Oh,

1157
00:30:21,919 --> 00:30:25,520
>> how fun is this gone acid? It's the

1158
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,360
best."

1159
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:28,879
>> See, I haven't done acid since college.

1160
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,959
I go shroom now.

1161
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,760
>> Acid.

1162
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,840
It'll get away from me.

1163
00:30:31,759 --> 00:30:34,879
>> Grateful Dead's entire career.

1164
00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:36,798
>> I see how it worked.

1165
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,559
>> I mean, apparently, if you listen to the

1166
00:30:36,798 --> 00:30:40,319
dead on acid, it's a totally different.

1167
00:30:38,558 --> 00:30:40,798
>> They were playing to acid.

1168
00:30:40,319 --> 00:30:42,079
>> Yeah.

1169
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:43,519
>> Like, they weren't playing for you to

1170
00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:44,960
not like it on acid. You're supposed to

1171
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:45,918
like if hey you guys are on acid let me

1172
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,360
entertain you for a second.

1173
00:30:45,919 --> 00:30:50,480
>> Yeah you're supposed to be on acid. It's

1174
00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:51,439
like those uh Iaska eco you listen to

1175
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,120
them normally they're not that

1176
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,558
interesting but if you jumping on DMT

1177
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:56,000
they're pretty [ __ ] incredible.

1178
00:30:54,558 --> 00:30:58,079
>> I got some Roger W. We were doing a

1179
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,960
podcast here me score and Bert and you

1180
00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:00,480
and you're like what are you doing

1181
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,759
tomorrow? You want to stay? Roger Waters

1182
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,278
is playing. I was like oh I got to this

1183
00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:05,839
is so funny. He's like I was like I got

1184
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:07,599
to leave. He go why? I'm like uh yeah I

1185
00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:09,678
don't know but I'm like but my hotel I

1186
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:11,759
have to check out tomorrow. goes

1187
00:31:09,679 --> 00:31:12,960
extended [laughter]

1188
00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:14,558
personal guest Roger

1189
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,919
>> Waters change Ari's flight to the next

1190
00:31:14,558 --> 00:31:17,678
day and I was like yeah all right but

1191
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:19,919
then it was like I got to find acid on

1192
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:21,600
one day's notice

1193
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:24,000
>> you got to shout out Roger Waters cuz he

1194
00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:26,000
was way ahead of everybody calling out

1195
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,880
the genocide way ahead of everybody

1196
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,720
doing it a long time ago

1197
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,440
>> a long time ago calling out how they're

1198
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,720
treating the

1199
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,159
>> he really got kicked up

1200
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,720
>> he's a little frosty with the heaves

1201
00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:33,679
though is he not

1202
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,200
>> he got frosty with me

1203
00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:35,840
>> oh there you go [laughter] he got frosty

1204
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,519
with you

1205
00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:39,918
>> he was living at me

1206
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:41,679
>> that was We were [ __ ] with him. He

1207
00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:43,200
was on acid and he was [ __ ] with them

1208
00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:44,798
after the show. We were all hanging out

1209
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,600
and Roger was drinking.

1210
00:31:44,798 --> 00:31:49,839
>> This was uh it was sober October.

1211
00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:50,240
>> We We had a one day permission to do one

1212
00:31:49,839 --> 00:31:52,158
thing. [laughter]

1213
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,679
>> Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Come on,

1214
00:31:52,159 --> 00:31:55,519
guys. I'll give you guys each a drink if

1215
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:57,120
you let me do one one piece of paper.

1216
00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:58,798
>> I chose the devil's cabbage. I was

1217
00:31:57,119 --> 00:32:00,239
scared of the acid cuz who knows where

1218
00:31:58,798 --> 00:32:01,679
it came from. I'm like, "All right, I

1219
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,640
got a business to run. I can't go crazy

1220
00:32:01,679 --> 00:32:05,919
right now."

1221
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,440
>> I did some. Tony's ex did some. And I I

1222
00:32:05,919 --> 00:32:08,399
remember we were back at the hotel and I

1223
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,278
was looking at this picture and I was

1224
00:32:08,398 --> 00:32:10,158
like, damn, this [clears throat] is a

1225
00:32:09,278 --> 00:32:12,398
crazy video.

1226
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:13,760
>> Is full on weeping in the middle of the

1227
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:16,398
concert.

1228
00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:17,278
>> Full on this is amazing.

1229
00:32:16,398 --> 00:32:18,719
>> This is amazing.

1230
00:32:17,278 --> 00:32:21,442
>> He came up and sat next to me and I'm

1231
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,240
like, what's wrong with Arian

1232
00:32:21,442 --> 00:32:24,960
[laughter]

1233
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,359
freaking out? I'm like, dude, are you

1234
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,558
okay?

1235
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:28,158
>> I was not okay.

1236
00:32:26,558 --> 00:32:29,918
>> He didn't even know what the dose was.

1237
00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:31,360
He just took whatever the guy gave him.

1238
00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:33,600
>> It was fresh. I had to let it dry in the

1239
00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:35,839
AC of the car over there. I'd hold it on

1240
00:32:33,599 --> 00:32:37,519
my bed and let it dry some

1241
00:32:35,839 --> 00:32:39,439
>> blotted.

1242
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:40,558
Yeah,

1243
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,360
>> it was so good.

1244
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:42,319
>> See, that's the thing with that. You

1245
00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:43,278
don't know when it's going to end. You

1246
00:32:42,319 --> 00:32:44,319
don't know where it came from.

1247
00:32:43,278 --> 00:32:45,919
>> Also, you don't really know when it's

1248
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,960
going to start. I took a little I took a

1249
00:32:45,919 --> 00:32:49,360
little and I was like, this shit's not

1250
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,159
working. Give me another one.

1251
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:51,359
>> That old move.

1252
00:32:50,159 --> 00:32:53,278
>> Oh boy. That old move.

1253
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:55,199
>> I stared at a painting in my hotel room

1254
00:32:53,278 --> 00:32:57,038
for 12 hours.

1255
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,399
>> Ruined their [ __ ] entire life by

1256
00:32:57,038 --> 00:32:58,720
doing that with edibles.

1257
00:32:58,398 --> 00:33:00,798
>> Yeah.

1258
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,399
>> Gotten that second one. I don't feel

1259
00:33:00,798 --> 00:33:03,278
[ __ ] They take that second one and then

1260
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:04,798
they can't escape.

1261
00:33:03,278 --> 00:33:05,759
>> This is how those stories start. Every

1262
00:33:04,798 --> 00:33:06,240
time you're like, maybe I'll take the

1263
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:08,000
other half

1264
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,519
>> and they roll right into schizophrenia

1265
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,159
land. Hey,

1266
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:12,720
>> in my early

1267
00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:14,880
>> Maybe your mom's not really your mom.

1268
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,120
>> Early years of comedy, I pitched a show

1269
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:19,039
and and Lionsgate picked it up

1270
00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:20,798
>> and I flew out they flew out to LA to

1271
00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:22,960
pitch the show to Netflix and Amazon. It

1272
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:25,440
was the biggest deal of my life. And the

1273
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,679
night before I did Tripoli show and he

1274
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,440
gives you a bag of weed stuff, you know,

1275
00:33:27,679 --> 00:33:30,880
and I was like, I can't do weed. I'm a

1276
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,399
wuss. I'm a lightweight. And he goes,

1277
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,000
"Well, take some CBD." And I go, "Oh,

1278
00:33:32,398 --> 00:33:36,239
okay. I'll do that. I want to get some

1279
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,599
sleep." So, I chugged a bottle of CBD.

1280
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,240
And it was THC.

1281
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,240
>> Oh.

1282
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,880
>> I woke up. The bed was vertical. I was

1283
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,720
hanging on to the the post. [laughter]

1284
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,960
>> It felt like the carpet was sinking with

1285
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,839
me. I was going to chair. I had to I

1286
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,038
skipped it.

1287
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:50,798
>> I couldn't go. It was too high. I was

1288
00:33:49,038 --> 00:33:52,158
high for like 14 hours.

1289
00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:53,918
>> Oh, yeah.

1290
00:33:52,159 --> 00:33:55,200
>> My manager's like shaking me like, "You

1291
00:33:53,919 --> 00:33:56,159
got to go." And I'm like, "I can't do

1292
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,759
it. I can't face him."

1293
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:59,278
>> Like,

1294
00:33:57,759 --> 00:34:01,440
so funny. You should have went.

1295
00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:03,440
>> I Oh god, I would have sold shoved my

1296
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,558
hand up your ass and operated you like a

1297
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,080
puppet. [laughter]

1298
00:34:04,558 --> 00:34:07,599
>> I would have made you go.

1299
00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:10,719
>> I would have sold like Duncan Trussell

1300
00:34:07,599 --> 00:34:12,078
show if I showed up. [laughter]

1301
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,279
>> But I couldn't face him and he would

1302
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:15,200
like I think they dropped me after.

1303
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,519
>> Doug Duncan is the absolute best at

1304
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:18,878
saying like [ __ ] around like he he

1305
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:21,838
was going, "Hold on, I just got a text

1306
00:34:18,878 --> 00:34:23,598
from my wife's boyfriend. [laughter]

1307
00:34:21,838 --> 00:34:25,759
>> How's he doing?" Not good. Turns out

1308
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:28,720
he's got syphilis. Poor guy. I hope he

1309
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,919
gets better. just casual.

1310
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,918
>> There's nothing worse than getting that

1311
00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:33,679
high though. Like McCusker McCusker used

1312
00:34:31,918 --> 00:34:35,039
to make weed gummies when we lived

1313
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,440
together. He would make homemade

1314
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:37,279
>> Wow.

1315
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,480
>> He would like try to make it was crazy.

1316
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,240
And then I'd just be sitting there

1317
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,838
playing Xbox and he'd be like, "Here,

1318
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,719
take some of these." And I'd just try

1319
00:34:41,838 --> 00:34:44,799
them out.

1320
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,959
>> Uh, but one time he left, I did a show

1321
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:49,200
at a casino outside of Philly. He gave

1322
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,878
me a bag of gummy bears. Obviously, I

1323
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:53,519
got [ __ ] hammered and I was just in

1324
00:34:50,878 --> 00:34:55,199
my hotel room just I ate them. I just

1325
00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:56,320
ate as many as I Did you know that they

1326
00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:56,638
were pot gummy bears or did you just

1327
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,119
think

1328
00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:00,640
>> I did? I was hammered. I was like, "No,

1329
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:01,440
I don't give a [ __ ] [laughter]

1330
00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:03,358
>> They're so good."

1331
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,800
>> I just killed that [ __ ] hotel lobby.

1332
00:35:03,358 --> 00:35:06,559
That was great.

1333
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,640
>> And then uh I woke up and it was in a

1334
00:35:06,559 --> 00:35:10,239
casino with no my room had no windows.

1335
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:12,480
It was in the [ __ ] basement.

1336
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,679
>> And I didn't know my buddy was also I

1337
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,960
was like, "You sleep in my room." He was

1338
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:17,039
on the floor. He was this kid that

1339
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,720
opened for me in the [laughter] morning.

1340
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:21,568
I woke up and I was still high as [ __ ]

1341
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,559
And I was just like

1342
00:35:21,568 --> 00:35:24,239
[laughter]

1343
00:35:22,559 --> 00:35:27,880
in the darkness. I hear somebody like

1344
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,879
Shane. I was like

1345
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:29,760
something waking up to me is wild.

1346
00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:30,480
[laughter]

1347
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,480
>> Wake up.

1348
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,079
>> I was like who's there? Who's in here?

1349
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,119
>> You remember the days where Joey Diaz

1350
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,720
would have people in the church or

1351
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:40,160
what's happening now and he would swap

1352
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:42,000
out the 25 bills for 250s.

1353
00:35:40,159 --> 00:35:44,078
>> He did it to me. There's like a package

1354
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,760
like this whatever and I see it. It says

1355
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:48,079
25. I'm like, you [laughter] know what?

1356
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:50,240
I'm a 10 guy, but when I'm with Dios,

1357
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:51,519
I'll go 25. And then I ate it. But then

1358
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,279
something nags in your head. You're

1359
00:35:51,519 --> 00:35:55,199
like, why was it 20? It was like,

1360
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,680
>> why was it open? Why was it tilted a

1361
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:56,879
little?

1362
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:58,239
>> And then I was just like I kept talking

1363
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,358
and I was like picked it off and you

1364
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,838
just SEE 250.

1365
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,440
>> OH,

1366
00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:02,480
>> LIKE JOEY,

1367
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,039
>> YOU killed me.

1368
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,079
>> Oh, you would give Leat 500s. We give

1369
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,159
him two 500.

1370
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:10,079
>> We just got Lee again on We did a 420

1371
00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:11,440
episode and Lee was like, "Oh yeah, back

1372
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:12,400
to that

1373
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,000
>> indie 500."

1374
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,880
>> 500 milligrams.

1375
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,199
>> It's crazy, dude.

1376
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,440
>> Blows.

1377
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:18,960
>> You know what's crazy? Jamo. Jamie can

1378
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,358
do a,000 and it barely hits him.

1379
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,880
>> Shut up.

1380
00:36:19,358 --> 00:36:22,719
>> Is that true? You have no body fat.

1381
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,000
>> No, no, no. He's got some weird enzyme.

1382
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,519
>> You got to go with a slice of pizza or

1383
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,559
something, man.

1384
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:27,199
>> Wow. Okay, fair.

1385
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,559
>> Damn.

1386
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:29,358
>> Yeah, it just doesn't work with his

1387
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:31,519
spectrumy.

1388
00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:33,119
>> Yeah. Anything more than some brain, his

1389
00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:34,800
superb brain just shuts it off. Like,

1390
00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:35,440
nope, not interested. Bye.

1391
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,119
>> Wow.

1392
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,200
>> Mine does not, dude. If I take 10

1393
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:39,519
milligrams, I'm like, "Oh, we're in it."

1394
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:40,719
>> Same.

1395
00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:41,679
>> Well, the UFC's are always great. We

1396
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,480
take like 50 in just [clears throat]

1397
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:44,754
like 6 hours.

1398
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,838
>> Well, you guys took acid in the UFCid.

1399
00:36:44,755 --> 00:36:47,119
[laughter]

1400
00:36:45,838 --> 00:36:49,519
>> We were up in the bat seat, so we took

1401
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:51,119
acid and me, Red Band, and Diaz. And

1402
00:36:49,519 --> 00:36:52,159
then Rogan, it was kind of early on and

1403
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:53,039
Rogan's like, "Where are you guys?"

1404
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:54,078
We're like, "We're up there." And he's

1405
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:55,358
like seeing us like, "Are you guys

1406
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:56,640
flying?" We're like, "We're [ __ ]

1407
00:36:55,358 --> 00:36:57,679
dude." [laughter] He's like, "Where?" He

1408
00:36:56,639 --> 00:37:00,239
goes,

1409
00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:01,919
>> "Half of my day was thinking about them

1410
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:04,078
being on acid watching these crazy

1411
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:07,039
fights." So, it made me jealous.

1412
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:08,079
>> It felt like fun. Forest Forest Griffin

1413
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:09,119
came in and everyone's cheering. I'm

1414
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:10,800
like, "Why are you cheering? You might

1415
00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:13,200
get hurt." Animals.

1416
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,240
>> This is like 2005 then. This is early

1417
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:16,559
days.

1418
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:19,199
>> Imagine seeing Brock Lesnar on acid.

1419
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:19,519
Terrified. She's a warrior. That guy,

1420
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:20,239
>> bro.

1421
00:37:19,519 --> 00:37:22,079
>> Like a Viking.

1422
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:24,159
>> You ever see his daughter?

1423
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:25,200
>> His daughter's a champion shot putter.

1424
00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,480
>> What?

1425
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:28,799
>> Bro, what' you say?

1426
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,760
>> She's a [ __ ]

1427
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,039
athlete.

1428
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,440
>> Oh, shot put.

1429
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:34,639
>> She throws that iron block. You think

1430
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:38,159
>> he thought I was shooting a gun,

1431
00:37:34,639 --> 00:37:39,039
>> bro? She's a [ __ ] You got to see her.

1432
00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:40,799
>> Definitely related.

1433
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:43,759
>> Watch [laughter] her. Yeah, 100%. Look

1434
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,800
at those. But watch the video. So go to

1435
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,160
get to say

1436
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,599
>> see if you can find a video of her

1437
00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:50,239
talking [ __ ] Mark

1438
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,720
>> she's a beautiful sturdy lady. Mark's

1439
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,239
talking [ __ ]

1440
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,598
>> I agree with Shane. I I have nothing but

1441
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,078
respect for you and your family.

1442
00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:58,720
>> Is she albino

1443
00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:59,359
woman? I know you look at this pale

1444
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,199
honky

1445
00:37:59,358 --> 00:38:02,319
>> bro. That's crazy. Imagine blowing your

1446
00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:03,759
shoulder out trying to [ __ ] throw

1447
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,321
that thing.

1448
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,119
>> Imagine her grabbing your balls.

1449
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,679
[laughter]

1450
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:11,599
>> Machi over the line.

1451
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:12,960
>> Make a warrior with those jeans.

1452
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:15,599
>> Yes. You're prop buffalo.

1453
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,320
>> What's the mom look like? Huh? A dup.

1454
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:18,559
>> She's just a

1455
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,960
>> She's a She's a pro wrestler.

1456
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:24,239
>> She's a [ __ ] Transformer. [laughter]

1457
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,760
>> She's a bulldozer.

1458
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,559
>> He's She's Optimus Prime.

1459
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,079
>> Get the mom.

1460
00:38:26,559 --> 00:38:30,320
>> The mom is hot.

1461
00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:32,480
>> He got all She got all Brock's jeans.

1462
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,079
THAT'S THE MOM.

1463
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,719
>> Sable

1464
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,359
W.

1465
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,679
>> That's right.

1466
00:38:35,358 --> 00:38:38,799
>> Whoa. Sable was so hot.

1467
00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,598
>> That's what I'm talking about.

1468
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,760
>> The puppies.

1469
00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:42,320
>> But bro, look at his jeans. Those jeans

1470
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,119
dominate.

1471
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,400
>> Nice cannons.

1472
00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:46,640
>> Those are Viking jeans. That's why

1473
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,519
Iceland looks the way it is.

1474
00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:48,639
>> Viking jeans.

1475
00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:48,960
>> Oh, is that them now?

1476
00:38:48,639 --> 00:38:49,519
>> Yeah.

1477
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,639
>> Oh, hell yeah.

1478
00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:51,440
>> She's 10 years older than them. She

1479
00:38:50,639 --> 00:38:52,879
looks stable.

1480
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,159
>> She looks great. She's got a bit of a

1481
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,280
bulge though on the right.

1482
00:38:54,159 --> 00:38:58,159
>> That's her hands are never really

1483
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,040
risking it with

1484
00:38:58,159 --> 00:39:00,559
>> I love you, Brock.

1485
00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:02,159
>> Brock's going [laughter] to [ __ ] kill

1486
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:03,759
you. Doesn't care.

1487
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:06,946
>> Rock and roll. He's writing your name

1488
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,947
down with crayons right now. [laughter]

1489
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,839
>> He's got that sword tattoo right here.

1490
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,679
just a real warrior.

1491
00:39:11,838 --> 00:39:14,960
>> Yeah. He said he got drunk and didn't

1492
00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:16,480
remember it and woke up. I was like,

1493
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,639
"What the [ __ ] did I do?"

1494
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,240
>> Yeah, right. You just regret it.

1495
00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:20,480
>> That's a lame tattoo. You just regret

1496
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,439
it.

1497
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,440
>> For sure.

1498
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,920
>> For sure. Well, Steo's got a dick on his

1499
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,440
forehead.

1500
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920
>> Yeah, but that's for fun.

1501
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,159
>> Yeah.

1502
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,320
>> He's got tattoos on a on an ATV.

1503
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:32,239
>> He was on the podcast and it was like

1504
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,400
first couple of minutes and I was like,

1505
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,559
"Do you have a dick tattooed above your

1506
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,920
eyebrow?" I said, "Yeah, what?

1507
00:39:36,559 --> 00:39:38,239
>> I've done his pod. I didn't notice

1508
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,000
that."

1509
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,598
>> Good impression. [laughter]

1510
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,760
It must be new. I missed it.

1511
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:44,720
>> It's pretty new. He was on He was on a

1512
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,280
few months ago.

1513
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,118
>> J Mo,

1514
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,240
>> not even new jackass coming next month.

1515
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:49,760
>> YEAH. LOOK.

1516
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,439
>> OH, WOW. MAN,

1517
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,920
>> what a lunatic.

1518
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,880
>> Wow.

1519
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:58,159
>> Yeah, I wouldn't recommended him.

1520
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,680
>> Postalone tattooed tattoo artist.

1521
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:00,399
>> Well, I don't think you have to be

1522
00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:02,639
trained.

1523
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,280
>> Dick's got a quite a curve.

1524
00:40:02,639 --> 00:40:04,400
>> Are there rules?

1525
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,800
>> Actually, he might he might actually

1526
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,960
know.

1527
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,320
>> Are there any rules as to like who can

1528
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,720
do a tattoo? Yeah,

1529
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,480
>> I don't think so. Or whatever and like

1530
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:14,559
have a business. Yeah, but

1531
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,440
>> you could just do it though.

1532
00:40:14,559 --> 00:40:17,039
>> Do one to your friends.

1533
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,440
>> I saw fear. You could just do it with

1534
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,880
pen.

1535
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,679
>> Interesting.

1536
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,400
>> Huh.

1537
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:21,598
>> Interesting.

1538
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400
>> Steo's a good egg.

1539
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:23,039
>> He's a fun dude.

1540
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,760
>> Steo rules.

1541
00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:24,400
>> He's a fun dude.

1542
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,160
>> Jackass rules.

1543
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,519
>> New Jackass. I was so excited when I

1544
00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:28,799
heard it was like,

1545
00:40:27,519 --> 00:40:29,920
>> "Oh, they're doing another one."

1546
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,839
>> June, bro.

1547
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,838
>> He played a bunch of the scenes where in

1548
00:40:31,838 --> 00:40:36,159
Knoxville did too them all getting

1549
00:40:33,838 --> 00:40:37,519
concussions. And I was like, how I asked

1550
00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,279
Knoxville, "How many times you've been

1551
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,838
out?" He's like, "At least 16."

1552
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,040
>> Wow.

1553
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:43,199
>> 16 times out cold.

1554
00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:44,800
>> It's funny when one of them gets like

1555
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:46,399
Reddit wrapped for not going hard

1556
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,480
enough. Like Knoxville did once, and he

1557
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,320
goes, "Fine." That I'll step up and I'll

1558
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,079
literally blow a ball off.

1559
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,359
>> And then like and like Danger had one

1560
00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:53,920
where he's like, "I'll be the one this

1561
00:40:53,358 --> 00:40:56,318
time."

1562
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,760
>> Knoxville always went so hard.

1563
00:40:56,318 --> 00:40:59,519
>> Yeah. It was It was bad. It was bad

1564
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,040
feedback, but they were like, "You're

1565
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:02,480
protecting your face too much." He was

1566
00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:03,599
like, "All right, I'll show you." I

1567
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,119
asked I asked we man. And I was like,

1568
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:07,440
"Who got PTSD this time?" He was like,

1569
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:08,640
"England. England's [ __ ] forever now."

1570
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,800
>> Oh, yeah.

1571
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:13,279
>> What? Why? Cuz they put him in horrible

1572
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,920
situations. I don't know. I'm waiting to

1573
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,560
find out.

1574
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,000
>> What, Jamie?

1575
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,039
>> I'm talking about this one cuz the last

1576
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,960
one they got him. I thought

1577
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:20,318
>> No, they got danger last time. Bad with

1578
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,440
the bear and [ __ ] where you could tell

1579
00:41:20,318 --> 00:41:21,759
he's like, "This is never going to

1580
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,599
leave."

1581
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,520
>> And the [ __ ] donkey in the one. That

1582
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:27,039
was terrifying. Donkey kick.

1583
00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:30,318
>> He just walked up behind one. The goal

1584
00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:31,358
was to get him [ __ ] nuts.

1585
00:41:30,318 --> 00:41:32,880
>> He had to stand behind him.

1586
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:34,000
>> Yeah. He's just behind him like shaking

1587
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,960
and they're all making fun of him

1588
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,639
>> and the donkey kicked him.

1589
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,240
>> Yeah. Got him right in the ball.

1590
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:40,239
>> Oh my god, dude.

1591
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,118
>> They get into a room. He obviously knew

1592
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,879
something was happening.

1593
00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:43,440
>> He knew something's up. He's He just

1594
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,480
can't be

1595
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,760
>> He looks great.

1596
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,880
>> He does look pretty good.

1597
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,599
>> Nice skin.

1598
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,440
>> Handsome devil.

1599
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:51,359
>> He's a handsome guy.

1600
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,559
>> So he's in the room strapped to a table

1601
00:41:51,358 --> 00:41:53,598
like electric chair.

1602
00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:56,078
>> They're shocking him. He's like, "Come

1603
00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:57,119
on, stop. It's annoying, but I get it."

1604
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:58,318
>> And then what happens?

1605
00:41:57,119 --> 00:42:03,200
>> They cover him in honey.

1606
00:41:58,318 --> 00:42:03,920
>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he's

1607
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:04,719
like, "What

1608
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,119
>> is that? Meat?"

1609
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,519
>> Yeah.

1610
00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:09,519
>> What are you doing? [laughter]

1611
00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:13,199
>> Relax.

1612
00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:13,920
>> THE [ __ ] HONEY'S IN MY EYE.

1613
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:14,960
>> OH [ __ ]

1614
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,559
>> Oh god. [laughter]

1615
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,559
>> I love this. Oh [ __ ] That something's

1616
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:19,559
opening.

1617
00:42:21,429 --> 00:42:23,039
[groaning]

1618
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:25,039
>> Oh my god.

1619
00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:27,759
>> He's got a chain on the bear.

1620
00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:29,119
>> Uh uh. Keep watching it. [laughter] The

1621
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,839
chain is probably just so they could

1622
00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:30,480
pull him off.

1623
00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:31,838
>> Stay calm.

1624
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,639
>> Yeah,

1625
00:42:31,838 --> 00:42:36,318
>> stay calm.

1626
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:38,159
>> Oh, he's going to lick him.

1627
00:42:36,318 --> 00:42:40,480
>> The chain is not attached to anything.

1628
00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:42,239
>> That's a good point. Chain's free.

1629
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,559
>> Talk to it, Aaron. Try to calm it down.

1630
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,000
Oh.

1631
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:44,960
>> Oh, this is wild.

1632
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,079
>> This is crazy.

1633
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,440
>> Oh no.

1634
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:50,720
>> Bear.

1635
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:54,159
>> Are you really allergic to bees, Aaron?

1636
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:56,639
>> Oh, he's trembling. [laughter]

1637
00:42:54,159 --> 00:43:00,879
>> And they shock him. little shocking.

1638
00:42:56,639 --> 00:43:01,759
>> I didn't even get the answer. [laughter]

1639
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,119
>> No.

1640
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,560
>> All right, we can't really watch.

1641
00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:07,280
>> Oh, is that like salmon?

1642
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:10,400
>> Oh my god.

1643
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:12,960
>> Yeah, I think so.

1644
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,880
>> Oh, this is crazy.

1645
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,480
>> HE'S SO FRIGHTENED.

1646
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,240
>> OH, HE'S GOT THE PAW.

1647
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,800
>> There's nothing more in there.

1648
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,318
>> There is though.

1649
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,440
>> There's nothing more in there.

1650
00:43:20,318 --> 00:43:24,079
>> That's not so bad.

1651
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:26,720
>> What if you just

1652
00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:28,079
Uh, you see his pants get wet.

1653
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,078
>> They [ __ ] with him real bad though.

1654
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:31,519
This was

1655
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:32,960
>> Get him out. Get him out.

1656
00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:34,880
>> So, it's a trained bear

1657
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,199
>> sort of though. But it's a bear.

1658
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,599
>> Yeah.

1659
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:37,199
>> Yeah.

1660
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:38,318
>> You know what's nice is Bam. They let

1661
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,799
Bam back in the group.

1662
00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:39,279
>> Oh, good.

1663
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,240
>> Oh, really?

1664
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,760
>> He's in the next one.

1665
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,399
>> Heard skating again.

1666
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,640
>> Yeah.

1667
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,760
>> Yeah. It's It's getting there.

1668
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:48,318
>> So, what happened to him? He just went

1669
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,440
off the rails. Drugs, pillows, pills,

1670
00:43:48,318 --> 00:43:50,400
>> Philly stuff.

1671
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,639
>> Now he's back.

1672
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,639
>> He's back. Come back. Let's go.

1673
00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:56,239
>> Bam rules. There's a video there's a

1674
00:43:54,639 --> 00:43:57,598
video I saw and it was like uh asking

1675
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,799
all the jackass people who can skate and

1676
00:43:57,599 --> 00:44:00,240
people like oh we man's pretty good and

1677
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,160
then someone's like no danger's pretty

1678
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,118
good and it just starts the Ky scoring

1679
00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:04,399
it's BAM

1680
00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:06,960
>> and then John Knoxville was like I can

1681
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:09,039
go to Ali like it's Bam

1682
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,920
>> I met him I met him a bunch when I was

1683
00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:11,358
going to college

1684
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,200
>> really yeah I went to college in

1685
00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:15,119
Westchester where they all were

1686
00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:16,559
>> so like yeah you'd see him around town

1687
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:16,800
he was just the nicest

1688
00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:17,838
>> Yeah

1689
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,359
>> he was always just the man

1690
00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:22,639
>> he owned that town huh

1691
00:44:19,358 --> 00:44:24,000
>> yeah purple Lambo you'd see it be it'd

1692
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:26,078
be at the [ __ ] Waw wa. You'd be like,

1693
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,559
"Holy [ __ ] Bam's here." [laughter] Holy

1694
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:27,119
[ __ ]

1695
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:28,239
>> Holy.

1696
00:44:27,119 --> 00:44:31,200
>> With his eyeliner.

1697
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,559
>> Yeah. I drove by uh Castle Bam. This I

1698
00:44:31,199 --> 00:44:33,679
You know the house they have?

1699
00:44:32,559 --> 00:44:35,039
>> It was right where I lived when we were

1700
00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:35,759
filming tires. I lived right next to it

1701
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,358
and I would

1702
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,680
>> occasionally just drive over and look at

1703
00:44:37,358 --> 00:44:38,239
it.

1704
00:44:37,679 --> 00:44:38,639
>> Yeah.

1705
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,479
>> Damn.

1706
00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:41,279
>> Every kid's dreams skateboard [ __ ] in

1707
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,599
the back.

1708
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,680
>> Some trick that was off a bridge onto a

1709
00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:46,480
moving bus and then off the bus on the

1710
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:47,519
road.

1711
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,639
>> I think you're thinking of the video

1712
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,318
game.

1713
00:44:48,639 --> 00:44:53,118
>> Oh, I love the game.

1714
00:44:50,318 --> 00:44:54,400
>> Maybe, but no, this was real. Bam's dad

1715
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:54,960
got [ __ ] pretty hard though.

1716
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,160
>> What happened?

1717
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,318
>> Well, he would just punch him in the

1718
00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:59,759
face. Phil,

1719
00:44:58,318 --> 00:45:01,599
>> he would just wake him up and just start

1720
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,160
punching him in the face.

1721
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,039
>> It was great.

1722
00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:04,559
>> Sweetest man on the planet.

1723
00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:05,759
>> Come on, man. Cut it out. I'm sleeping.

1724
00:45:04,559 --> 00:45:08,159
CKY [ __ ]

1725
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,880
>> crazy that those guys did that for so

1726
00:45:08,159 --> 00:45:09,279
long.

1727
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,960
>> Oh, yeah.

1728
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,079
>> Like that seemed like a thing you could

1729
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,440
only do like once.

1730
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:15,599
>> Hell, they're still going.

1731
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,440
>> One of the first the first places I ever

1732
00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:18,640
did stand up and hosted my own show was

1733
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,440
his bar in Westchester.

1734
00:45:18,639 --> 00:45:20,078
>> Wow.

1735
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,838
>> The note.

1736
00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:23,200
>> Like, how old are they? Like how old is

1737
00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:24,639
Steo?

1738
00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:25,199
>> He's got to be 50.

1739
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,960
>> Yeah.

1740
00:45:25,199 --> 00:45:30,480
>> 50.

1741
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,599
>> Here. Look with a

1742
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,639
>> What are you going to do to him?

1743
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:34,880
>> Oh,

1744
00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:38,400
>> oh, the dad finally gets his revenge.

1745
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,519
>> He He's hiding behind the door.

1746
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,000
>> I thought he was going to beat him up.

1747
00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:41,679
>> Yeah,

1748
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,838
>> that's all right. Yeah, Jackass rules.

1749
00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:44,559
>> Yeah, Jackass is the best. It's the best

1750
00:45:43,838 --> 00:45:46,000
comedies.

1751
00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:47,599
>> That was a It's

1752
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,318
>> just crazy that those guys made a career

1753
00:45:47,599 --> 00:45:50,318
doing that.

1754
00:45:48,318 --> 00:45:50,880
>> Yeah. became famous just [ __ ] each

1755
00:45:50,318 --> 00:45:52,480
other up.

1756
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,640
>> We all copied them. I Me and my friends

1757
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:56,480
were outside filming us jumping into

1758
00:45:54,639 --> 00:45:57,759
trees off the roof and [ __ ]

1759
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,800
>> It was We all were like, "This is the

1760
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,920
coolest thing ever."

1761
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,920
>> They all had to be They were the first

1762
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:04,240
ones to be like, "Don't do this."

1763
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,559
>> Anyway, that's the legal part. No, watch

1764
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,159
it.

1765
00:46:04,559 --> 00:46:07,279
>> This shit's fun.

1766
00:46:06,159 --> 00:46:09,118
>> We're having a blast, though. You should

1767
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:12,400
try it, but don't do it legally.

1768
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:14,000
>> Yeah. How is the new Fear Factor? I know

1769
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,039
Fear Knoxville's hosting.

1770
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,280
>> I haven't seen it.

1771
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:17,519
>> Knoxville. Yeah. He came on to promote

1772
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,599
it.

1773
00:46:17,519 --> 00:46:21,519
>> Yeah. hosting the new Fear Factor. It's

1774
00:46:19,599 --> 00:46:22,000
very nice. I love Jackass [laughter] so

1775
00:46:21,519 --> 00:46:22,960
much.

1776
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,960
>> Yeah, me too.

1777
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,599
>> He's a good dude. Johnny Knoxville is a

1778
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,159
really nice guy.

1779
00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:26,480
>> Coolest.

1780
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:28,318
>> Yeah.

1781
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,519
>> Although his dick is broken. That sucks.

1782
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:30,159
>> I think it's fixed.

1783
00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:31,599
>> Oh, great.

1784
00:46:30,159 --> 00:46:33,358
>> I think they fix that nowadays.

1785
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:34,917
>> Just a pumpkin up stem cells.

1786
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:35,279
>> [ __ ] everyone's getting them.

1787
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:36,159
[laughter]

1788
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,359
>> I got him.

1789
00:46:36,159 --> 00:46:37,838
>> Everyone's getting dicks these days,

1790
00:46:37,358 --> 00:46:38,799
dude.

1791
00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,279
>> Wait, you got stem?

1792
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,280
>> Yeah.

1793
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,640
>> Whoa. What does that mean?

1794
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,960
>> Well, I don't know. It's been one day. I

1795
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:43,920
don't know.

1796
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,400
>> How do you feel?

1797
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,440
>> Feel fine.

1798
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,838
>> Did you see that thing that I sent you

1799
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,159
today?

1800
00:46:45,838 --> 00:46:48,159
>> No.

1801
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:49,598
>> I sent you an article there. this where

1802
00:46:48,159 --> 00:46:52,239
this video this ladies are saying that

1803
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:53,680
the the one operation that has the least

1804
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,559
amount of success and is the most

1805
00:46:53,679 --> 00:46:57,358
unnecessary is meniscus operations.

1806
00:46:56,559 --> 00:46:58,400
>> I had one too.

1807
00:46:57,358 --> 00:46:59,598
>> I couldn't walk though. What do you

1808
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,760
mean? I had to do it.

1809
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:03,280
>> They said rehabilitation is better. Like

1810
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,119
keeping the tissue in there and

1811
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,000
rehabbing it is better than having it

1812
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:06,640
removed.

1813
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
>> Interesting.

1814
00:47:06,639 --> 00:47:10,318
>> Yeah. I don't know.

1815
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,039
>> I had I had mine removed on my left leg.

1816
00:47:10,318 --> 00:47:12,559
>> Yeah.

1817
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,358
>> But it does [ __ ] with me more than my

1818
00:47:12,559 --> 00:47:14,480
right leg.

1819
00:47:13,358 --> 00:47:16,480
>> And what' you have on the right leg?

1820
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:19,519
Just I have a tear, a miniscus tear, but

1821
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:21,920
I just stem cellled. Yeah, it

1822
00:47:19,519 --> 00:47:23,199
>> I to I tore it doing a kicking contest

1823
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,200
with Joe Schilling.

1824
00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:26,399
>> Whoa. With jeans on.

1825
00:47:25,199 --> 00:47:28,000
>> You're a jackass. [laughter]

1826
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,680
>> Jeans. Totally jackass.

1827
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,519
>> We were He just wanted to see who could

1828
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:33,039
kick harder. Like he heard I kick really

1829
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:34,318
hard. He's a world champion kickboxer.

1830
00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:35,838
So he wanted to kick this thing and he

1831
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,480
wanted me to kick it. I did it with

1832
00:47:35,838 --> 00:47:37,440
jeans on.

1833
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:40,079
>> What did you do? The bag of the

1834
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,200
>> RTO. We have this machine in the bag.

1835
00:47:40,079 --> 00:47:42,560
You hit it and it shows you like

1836
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:44,159
>> to throw your miniscus on that cuz you

1837
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:47,621
[ __ ] rocked that thing

1838
00:47:44,159 --> 00:47:48,399
>> with no warm up at all at 52 years old.

1839
00:47:47,621 --> 00:47:49,759
[laughter]

1840
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,440
>> Just [ __ ] slammed it.

1841
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,079
>> Joe Shelly came in 3 hours early and

1842
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,400
stretching.

1843
00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:56,318
>> No, he didn't. He did no warm up either.

1844
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,000
>> That would be a great jackass. Joe Rogan

1845
00:47:56,318 --> 00:48:00,239
kicks you.

1846
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,760
>> He had Butterbean punch him. It's the

1847
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,199
hardest thing to watch, too, cuz he was

1848
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,240
already rocked and [ __ ] up and then

1849
00:48:03,199 --> 00:48:05,439
Butterbean put him out

1850
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,959
>> and they're in like a target or

1851
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,920
something. [laughter]

1852
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,679
or something.

1853
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,800
>> They have the crazy the extra level

1854
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:12,399
though is like it's not just somebody,

1855
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,760
it's Butterbean punching you or it's not

1856
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,599
just taking a slapshot. It's somebody

1857
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,520
from the Predators [ __ ] slapshotting

1858
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:19,599
it out your face. [groaning]

1859
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:21,119
>> Oh, that's right. He had Francis and

1860
00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:22,160
Ghano punch him in the balls.

1861
00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:24,240
>> The cup test.

1862
00:48:22,159 --> 00:48:25,440
>> Guys, this kept telling him like like a

1863
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,639
fighter's going to come today and they

1864
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,480
didn't tell him it was Francis.

1865
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:31,519
>> Oh my god. Hilarious.

1866
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:34,000
>> Oh my god. Oh, there he is.

1867
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:35,199
>> This is This is bean. I This is too far.

1868
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,960
Oh, I can't watch that.

1869
00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:37,838
>> Yeah, you can. Watch it. Let's watch it.

1870
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,119
Watch this.

1871
00:48:37,838 --> 00:48:43,519
>> And Francis doesn't even hold back.

1872
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:44,400
>> OH, I MEAN, THAT'S GOING TO RUIN your

1873
00:48:43,519 --> 00:48:47,679
junk.

1874
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:49,440
>> Oh, dude, that kind of pain is crazy.

1875
00:48:47,679 --> 00:48:49,838
>> That's a terrible cup. That's a shitty

1876
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,200
cup.

1877
00:48:49,838 --> 00:48:52,318
>> No [clears throat] one should ever doubt

1878
00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:54,239
danger ever again.

1879
00:48:52,318 --> 00:48:58,558
>> WATCH THIS ONE MORE TIME.

1880
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:00,399
>> OH MY GOD. He put all of his 265 lbs in.

1881
00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:01,680
>> The realization on his face when he when

1882
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,119
he's like, "It's worse than I thought it

1883
00:49:01,679 --> 00:49:05,039
was going to be." And it's real,

1884
00:49:03,119 --> 00:49:06,318
>> bro. It's like getting hit by a car

1885
00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:07,440
right on your dick.

1886
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:09,039
>> That's brutal.

1887
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,880
>> Right. Look at the eyes change.

1888
00:49:09,039 --> 00:49:12,558
>> And the thing about those shitty cups is

1889
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,400
sometimes those shitty cups hit your

1890
00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:16,000
nut. Like [laughter] the cup actually

1891
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,160
your balls are kind of like poking out

1892
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,559
the side a little bit and the cup slams

1893
00:49:18,159 --> 00:49:20,318
into your

1894
00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:21,440
>> It's also It's not They just got this at

1895
00:49:20,318 --> 00:49:23,199
Target on the way to this.

1896
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,639
>> Yeah. Like it was fitted. They were just

1897
00:49:23,199 --> 00:49:26,558
like just give me one.

1898
00:49:24,639 --> 00:49:29,199
>> Real solid cup with a compression

1899
00:49:26,559 --> 00:49:31,280
shorts.

1900
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:32,159
>> See, Gen Z or Gen Alpha will never have

1901
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,240
a jackass.

1902
00:49:32,159 --> 00:49:35,440
>> You don't think so? No, I think those

1903
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,000
but what about these streamers that keep

1904
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,720
getting beat up?

1905
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,838
>> Yeah, they're came up.

1906
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,959
>> Oh, is that is that a thing?

1907
00:49:37,838 --> 00:49:40,719
>> Yeah, these streamers like picking

1908
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,159
fights at people and getting [ __ ] up.

1909
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,358
All right. All right. Yeah.

1910
00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:45,279
>> Yeah. There's a lot of streamers that

1911
00:49:43,358 --> 00:49:46,400
are getting that [ __ ] beaten out of them

1912
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,760
>> in a good way.

1913
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,440
>> Well, I mean they're getting they're

1914
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,640
provoking people and occasionally they

1915
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,920
provoke the wrong person.

1916
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:52,719
>> They fight club it until somebody picks

1917
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,720
a fight back with them.

1918
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,558
>> There's this one with uh Tikki. Tikki

1919
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,358
fought for the UFC. He's like a top

1920
00:49:56,559 --> 00:50:00,880
level trainer, manages fighters and this

1921
00:49:59,358 --> 00:50:02,400
uh streamer kid is in his face telling

1922
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,760
him he's going to [ __ ] him up. And Tiki

1923
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,119
Tikki's like, "Oh, really?" And he's

1924
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,960
like, "Yeah, I'll [ __ ] you up for sure."

1925
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:08,480
And then he like moves too close to him

1926
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,358
and Tikki just cracks him.

1927
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,880
>> Is that the elbow?

1928
00:50:09,358 --> 00:50:12,159
>> No, I think he punched him. I don't know

1929
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,000
if he elbowed him or punched. It's so

1930
00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:14,480
hard to tell cuz it happened so fast.

1931
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,920
>> Mhm.

1932
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,440
>> But it's like the dude's in his And this

1933
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,480
is a dude that this guy, watch this. And

1934
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,760
he's got a drink in his hand.

1935
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,000
>> Is it an elbow? Slow that down a little

1936
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,200
bit.

1937
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,280
>> That was right on the jaw.

1938
00:50:23,199 --> 00:50:26,879
>> That's It either is a punch or an elbow.

1939
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,559
It's hard to say cuz it happens so fast.

1940
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,680
Yeah, it's an elbow.

1941
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:31,359
>> Drink. What did he say to him?

1942
00:50:29,679 --> 00:50:33,338
>> Nice elbow. You sure that was an elbow?

1943
00:50:31,358 --> 00:50:33,759
He said he was gonna [ __ ] him up.

1944
00:50:33,338 --> 00:50:34,159
[snorts]

1945
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,520
>> Why?

1946
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:36,639
>> He said he's gonna slap him. I'll slap

1947
00:50:35,519 --> 00:50:37,119
the [ __ ] out of you. Something like

1948
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:39,759
that.

1949
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:41,519
>> No. Is that just cause the Yeah, I

1950
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,839
thought he's the wrong guy to [ __ ] with,

1951
00:50:41,519 --> 00:50:43,838
>> right?

1952
00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:44,799
>> Like Tikki is really good.

1953
00:50:43,838 --> 00:50:46,639
>> Tikki Masala.

1954
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,079
>> He's big. I wouldn't even if he didn't

1955
00:50:46,639 --> 00:50:49,279
do UFC, I wouldn't walk up to him and be

1956
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:50,640
like, "What are you going to do?" [ __ ]

1957
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:54,160
>> Exactly. [laughter] Crazy.

1958
00:50:50,639 --> 00:50:55,838
>> He knew to drop it. He was like whiskey.

1959
00:50:54,159 --> 00:50:57,279
>> Well, that's probably why so calm until

1960
00:50:55,838 --> 00:50:57,838
the second. But he dropped it. He let it

1961
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,599
go.

1962
00:50:57,838 --> 00:51:00,960
>> Drop and elbows.

1963
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:02,240
>> Nice technique, too. One more time on

1964
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,760
that. J.

1965
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,239
>> That was a hook. The kids was like

1966
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,680
really bad.

1967
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,279
>> Well, the elbow's just as powerful,

1968
00:51:05,679 --> 00:51:08,078
dude. That's Especially coming out of

1969
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,839
Tiki.

1970
00:51:08,079 --> 00:51:12,240
>> So, let's see what he says to him. He

1971
00:51:09,838 --> 00:51:13,759
said a bunch of [ __ ] to him.

1972
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,039
>> I said straight up.

1973
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,280
>> Are you the guy that got slapped on

1974
00:51:15,039 --> 00:51:16,558
video?

1975
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,720
>> I did. But I'll slap the [ __ ] out you

1976
00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:18,079
though.

1977
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:20,480
>> Oh, you were.

1978
00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:20,800
>> I'm going to show you the inside of the

1979
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,358
house.

1980
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,880
>> Make No, I'm making another clip.

1981
00:51:23,358 --> 00:51:26,880
>> Don't do that.

1982
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:29,015
>> Seriously, don't do that.

1983
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,599
Oh,

1984
00:51:29,014 --> 00:51:31,039
[laughter]

1985
00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:33,039
>> there's your

1986
00:51:31,039 --> 00:51:35,119
>> But these some of these streamers, man,

1987
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:37,039
they make their whole [ __ ] career out

1988
00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:37,838
of doing stuff like that. He got up.

1989
00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:38,800
>> Who's that guy?

1990
00:51:37,838 --> 00:51:40,159
>> Wow, he got up.

1991
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,400
>> It's hard to say what's going on.

1992
00:51:40,159 --> 00:51:44,318
>> Or is that the bouncer?

1993
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,000
>> It's hard to say what's happening.

1994
00:51:44,318 --> 00:51:47,519
>> It is hard to say. It's not him that got

1995
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,838
up. It's some other It's a girl or

1996
00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:49,358
something.

1997
00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:51,759
>> Well, I think he probably got up, too,

1998
00:51:49,358 --> 00:51:53,519
because I see the black jacket. It's But

1999
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,599
it seems like he ran in there. That's

2000
00:51:53,519 --> 00:51:56,480
him. ran ran there after him and threw a

2001
00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:57,920
couple punches at him.

2002
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,358
>> I mean, the fact that he took that is

2003
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,440
pretty impressive.

2004
00:51:59,358 --> 00:52:02,719
>> I would have gone night night.

2005
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,039
>> Yeah, but you wouldn't you wouldn't have

2006
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,799
been there.

2007
00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:05,759
>> I wouldn't have been going, I'll [ __ ]

2008
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,119
knock you out.

2009
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,079
>> Never done that in the first place. The

2010
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:08,960
whole thing is crazy.

2011
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:09,839
>> I would be like, hey, he was talking

2012
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,039
more [ __ ] on the way up.

2013
00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:12,639
>> But there's so many of these guys that

2014
00:52:11,039 --> 00:52:14,159
are picking fights. They're just doing

2015
00:52:12,639 --> 00:52:14,719
anything they can to get attention to go

2016
00:52:14,159 --> 00:52:15,759
viral.

2017
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,358
>> Damn,

2018
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,400
>> it's like a nightmare walking down the

2019
00:52:17,358 --> 00:52:19,838
street and someone's like, "What's up,

2020
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,720
bitch?"

2021
00:52:19,838 --> 00:52:22,159
>> Oh boy.

2022
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,639
>> Well, I'm going to look like a [ __ ]

2023
00:52:22,159 --> 00:52:24,239
I'm not going to do

2024
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:26,000
>> I hate those. It's some guy with his

2025
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,759
girlfriend at like at like Target and

2026
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,119
they just start mocking him and mocking

2027
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,920
the girl in front of him, forcing his

2028
00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:33,358
hand and dude, I'm just trying to shop.

2029
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,800
>> I don't want to fight you. Who are you?

2030
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,598
>> That's how people get shot.

2031
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,440
>> Yeah, for sure.

2032
00:52:35,599 --> 00:52:38,480
>> Yeah. You do it in the wrong place. It's

2033
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,000
terrible.

2034
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,280
>> But it's just these kids today, like

2035
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,960
there's so many of them that are just

2036
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,040
trying to get famous. Like the number

2037
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,639
one thing that kids want today is to get

2038
00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:47,679
famous. You know, they used to like do a

2039
00:52:46,639 --> 00:52:49,759
list, what do you want to do when you

2040
00:52:47,679 --> 00:52:51,759
grow up? What are your goals? Like a

2041
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,839
giant percentage of them are get famous.

2042
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,520
>> That's true. What's up with that

2043
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,786
clavvicular homo? You know what I'm

2044
00:52:55,519 --> 00:52:56,960
talking about? [laughter] That guy.

2045
00:52:56,786 --> 00:52:58,639
[clears throat]

2046
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,240
>> I think he's the opposite of a homo. I

2047
00:52:58,639 --> 00:53:00,799
think his whole thing is looks maxing to

2048
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,959
get chicks.

2049
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,079
>> That sounds gay to me.

2050
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,440
>> What is looks maxing?

2051
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:07,119
>> Well, one of the things he does

2052
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,079
apparently hits his face with a hammer

2053
00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:12,880
to put micro micro breaks in his face to

2054
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:13,359
make his jaw trans. You're just mantoman

2055
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,079
trans.

2056
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,598
>> There you go.

2057
00:53:14,079 --> 00:53:17,119
>> Oh, manto man trans.

2058
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:19,119
>> Yeah. You've just altered your looks to

2059
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:19,519
make yourself more abender.

2060
00:53:19,119 --> 00:53:20,400
>> Wow.

2061
00:53:19,519 --> 00:53:22,559
>> Yes.

2062
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,639
>> Interesting. Gender affirming.

2063
00:53:22,559 --> 00:53:25,119
Le tits then. Is that trans for girls?

2064
00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:26,400
>> Yeah,

2065
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,880
>> let's do it. Absolutely.

2066
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,000
>> I like it.

2067
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,200
>> No, don't take fake tits.

2068
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,719
>> All right, leave fake tits. But you

2069
00:53:29,199 --> 00:53:32,399
can't [ __ ] make us You can't be It's

2070
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:34,239
gender affirming. If you're like men

2071
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,838
look this way, then you're like, "All

2072
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,959
right, so there's a [snorts] separate."

2073
00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:38,706
It's like you can be something you're

2074
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,280
not.

2075
00:53:38,706 --> 00:53:40,400
[sighs]

2076
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,800
>> He gets laid though.

2077
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,920
>> I'm sure. [clears throat]

2078
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,240
>> Oh, I'm sure he does. He's a handsome

2079
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,440
fellow.

2080
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,759
>> He's very handsome. He's handsome, but

2081
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,358
he's like apparently he does meth and he

2082
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,880
Yeah, he talks about it because like he

2083
00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:51,679
finds it better than Adderall for

2084
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,280
controlling his appetite. [laughter]

2085
00:53:51,679 --> 00:53:54,318
That'll do it. Like this is the thing

2086
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,000
like they want to be lean.

2087
00:53:54,318 --> 00:53:58,400
>> The wheels are going to come possible.

2088
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000
You can't do meth but

2089
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,000
>> entertaining. It's better than aderall

2090
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
for control. How about just self-will?

2091
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,679
>> I don't overdosed the other day on

2092
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,199
stream.

2093
00:54:05,679 --> 00:54:08,480
>> Easy. [laughter]

2094
00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:09,199
>> What do you overdose on?

2095
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,000
>> I don't.

2096
00:54:09,199 --> 00:54:12,078
>> Which one is he?

2097
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000
>> They don't say.

2098
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:14,800
>> That's him. Yeah, he is handsome.

2099
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,159
>> It's a longer clip.

2100
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,880
>> He's pretty handsome. So, what did he

2101
00:54:16,159 --> 00:54:18,239
just fall apart?

2102
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,079
>> Oh, they took it off the camera, but

2103
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,879
yeah, he's just like falling down a kh.

2104
00:54:20,079 --> 00:54:22,240
could be about.

2105
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,838
>> You know what? I I actually saw this and

2106
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,959
he was What was cool about was how nice

2107
00:54:23,838 --> 00:54:25,358
he was to everybody.

2108
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,880
>> Oh,

2109
00:54:25,358 --> 00:54:27,279
>> like even while he's like

2110
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,720
>> overdosing

2111
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,760
>> overdosing, he's like people are coming

2112
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,118
up. Can I get a picture? He's like,

2113
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,200
yeah, yeah, yeah.

2114
00:54:31,119 --> 00:54:33,599
>> Molly

2115
00:54:33,199 --> 00:54:34,879
Molly.

2116
00:54:33,599 --> 00:54:36,559
>> He looks like he's having a good

2117
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,838
>> definitely Molly. It could be Molly.

2118
00:54:36,559 --> 00:54:38,160
That may maybe why he's so nice to

2119
00:54:37,838 --> 00:54:39,838
everybody.

2120
00:54:38,159 --> 00:54:42,318
>> Yeah, that's not a Khole. I bet one of

2121
00:54:39,838 --> 00:54:43,199
those. You don't smile.

2122
00:54:42,318 --> 00:54:46,159
>> Oh [ __ ]

2123
00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:47,759
>> But is that overdosing or is he just on

2124
00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:50,399
it? That's why it's the clips are going

2125
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,920
around saying overdosing again.

2126
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,519
>> It's not overdosing.

2127
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,318
>> Gesture maxing is so funny.

2128
00:54:53,519 --> 00:54:58,880
>> These terms look like a boy band mocking

2129
00:54:56,318 --> 00:55:00,400
and streamer. Everything is toxic and

2130
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:03,280
dangerous. Look at that. Streamer looks

2131
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,559
maxing culture is tough and culture.

2132
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,200
>> What is culture?

2133
00:55:04,559 --> 00:55:07,040
>> What is gooning?

2134
00:55:05,199 --> 00:55:08,239
>> Gooning is a thing. We've had this

2135
00:55:07,039 --> 00:55:10,079
argument. What's gooning?

2136
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,679
>> It's

2137
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:13,280
masturbating to just really obsessing

2138
00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:14,078
over anything.

2139
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,319
>> It's hilarious.

2140
00:55:14,079 --> 00:55:16,960
>> Okay.

2141
00:55:14,318 --> 00:55:18,239
>> Yeah. So like a stalker is gooning.

2142
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,039
>> Could be.

2143
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,318
>> I don't know if you're getting that

2144
00:55:19,039 --> 00:55:21,759
right. Double goon.

2145
00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:23,039
>> It just means like you obsess over

2146
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,800
something which is like like

2147
00:55:23,039 --> 00:55:27,199
masturbation all the time. And that that

2148
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:28,720
has become like obsession.

2149
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:30,239
>> But I think it stayed with masturbation.

2150
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,598
>> It's definitely just masturbating. It's

2151
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,039
It's all It's basically just being as

2152
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:33,599
horny as you can [ __ ] be. And it's

2153
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:34,318
very funny.

2154
00:55:33,599 --> 00:55:36,160
>> All right. It is.

2155
00:55:34,318 --> 00:55:38,000
>> I've quite a bit in my day.

2156
00:55:36,159 --> 00:55:39,039
>> Yeah. Oh yeah. You're a gooner.

2157
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,440
>> I'm a gooner.

2158
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:41,358
>> Yeah.

2159
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,519
>> All right.

2160
00:55:41,358 --> 00:55:42,639
>> What?

2161
00:55:41,519 --> 00:55:44,480
>> Can I get one of them beers?

2162
00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:44,639
>> Yeah. It's beer time. Feel like one of

2163
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,838
those.

2164
00:55:44,639 --> 00:55:46,799
>> JOE ROGAN'S BACK.

2165
00:55:45,838 --> 00:55:49,519
>> YEAH.

2166
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,480
>> EIGHT MONTHS off the sauce.

2167
00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:51,838
>> M moderation.

2168
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,159
>> He went on a He went on moderation is

2169
00:55:51,838 --> 00:55:54,639
the key.

2170
00:55:52,159 --> 00:55:56,399
>> He went on a drink back in a drinking uh

2171
00:55:54,639 --> 00:55:57,440
withdrawal until Trump said he could do

2172
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,960
mushrooms as well. And then he goes,

2173
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,838
"Okay, [laughter] fine. Fine. I'll drink

2174
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,519
it."

2175
00:55:59,838 --> 00:56:03,119
>> What was that like beating the oval off?

2176
00:56:01,519 --> 00:56:04,559
>> Pretty [ __ ] strange. The whole thing

2177
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:06,160
was strange. How about sending him a

2178
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:07,920
text message explaining everything to

2179
00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:09,279
him and him saying, "Let's do it."

2180
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,720
>> Wow,

2181
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,960
>> dude. Let's do it. And then the next

2182
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,159
day,

2183
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,318
>> I think that's his problem. He keeps

2184
00:56:12,159 --> 00:56:15,598
saying, "Yeah, let's do it." [laughter]

2185
00:56:14,318 --> 00:56:17,440
>> He's getting texts from BB. He goes,

2186
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:18,960
"Yeah, [ __ ] it."

2187
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,280
>> It always works out for me.

2188
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:24,000
>> Shut down the straight. He gives a [ __ ]

2189
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,599
>> He showed up at the UFC event. He shakes

2190
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,838
my hand. He goes, "It's done."

2191
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:27,200
>> What?

2192
00:56:25,838 --> 00:56:28,960
>> And then a week later, we were in the

2193
00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:31,199
White House with all the vets. All those

2194
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,920
vets that had taken Iberane and saved

2195
00:56:31,199 --> 00:56:33,519
their life.

2196
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,559
>> You should have had Okay, it's missed

2197
00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:35,920
opportunity. You should have had all

2198
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,920
those vets and then a couple like

2199
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,119
dreadlocked white guys who are also

2200
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,358
like, "This is going to help me a lot,

2201
00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:41,200
too.

2202
00:56:39,358 --> 00:56:42,000
>> This is going to [ __ ] rule. I should

2203
00:56:41,199 --> 00:56:43,039
have had Duncan.

2204
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,920
>> I should have had Duncan.

2205
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:46,159
>> Duncan [clears throat] dressed like a

2206
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,280
shaman. [laughter]

2207
00:56:46,159 --> 00:56:49,313
>> Everyone's going to benefit from this

2208
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,480
>> with a hat on like you're wearing.

2209
00:56:49,313 --> 00:56:52,798
[laughter]

2210
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,000
>> We should have wore that [ __ ] hat

2211
00:56:52,798 --> 00:56:56,159
with a suit behind the

2212
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,358
>> president. Well, I had a suit jacket and

2213
00:56:56,159 --> 00:56:58,399
everything. I was prepared, but it was

2214
00:56:57,358 --> 00:57:00,239
in the other room, but he goes, "Come on

2215
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,440
in the Oval Office." So, he brought me

2216
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,639
in the Oval Office early.

2217
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,960
>> You were not wearing a suit? I didn't

2218
00:57:02,639 --> 00:57:04,400
see

2219
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,599
>> I had a jacket, a suit jack. I didn't

2220
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,200
have a I was going to wear a tie, but I

2221
00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:09,119
hate ties. I said, "Let me just dress

2222
00:57:07,199 --> 00:57:10,719
like I dress at the UFC. It looks fine."

2223
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:12,480
I wore my UFC [ __ ] outfit.

2224
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:14,959
>> You were like Zillinsky in a tracksuit.

2225
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:17,519
>> No, I had a nice button-up shirt, nice

2226
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:19,199
pair of pants, nice dress shoes. I was

2227
00:57:17,519 --> 00:57:20,880
respectable, but I just wasn't wearing a

2228
00:57:19,199 --> 00:57:22,000
tie. And but I did have a suit jacket,

2229
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,358
but it was in the other room. But he

2230
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,719
dragged me into the Oval Office. Come

2231
00:57:23,358 --> 00:57:26,558
over here. Look at this. It looks so

2232
00:57:24,719 --> 00:57:28,639
beautiful. Now he's like showing me all

2233
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:30,720
the new gold work. The Oval Office has

2234
00:57:28,639 --> 00:57:32,159
like gold everywhere now. It's like all

2235
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:33,679
gold leaf everywhere. It's pretty

2236
00:57:32,159 --> 00:57:34,159
impressive.

2237
00:57:33,679 --> 00:57:35,679
Him.

2238
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,719
>> Oh, he loves gold.

2239
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:39,519
>> Definitely not the Persian.

2240
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:41,358
>> Bin Laden loved gold. He loves it. He He

2241
00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:44,239
like loves doing up the Oval Office.

2242
00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:45,279
>> Shane and I took a tour in Oklahoma. We

2243
00:57:44,239 --> 00:57:46,399
took a tour of the White House

2244
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,200
>> when

2245
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,000
>> two years ago.

2246
00:57:47,199 --> 00:57:49,439
>> No, a year.

2247
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,318
>> A year.

2248
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,760
>> DC. No.

2249
00:57:50,318 --> 00:57:52,719
>> No. Trump years. He wasn't there. So we

2250
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,640
got in, but they're like you can't go

2251
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:56,480
into the Oval Office. We're like craning

2252
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:58,719
our head in with like our feet just on

2253
00:57:56,480 --> 00:58:01,199
the outside like hold my hand like in

2254
00:57:58,719 --> 00:58:02,639
there. Saw the big Gulf of America post.

2255
00:58:01,199 --> 00:58:04,480
>> Oh, this is back. Yeah. He had literally

2256
00:58:02,639 --> 00:58:05,949
just had a map next to his desk that

2257
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,480
says Gulf of America. You're like, damn,

2258
00:58:05,949 --> 00:58:07,919
[laughter]

2259
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,280
>> it's a map of water.

2260
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,480
>> God damn. Especially cuz you're like

2261
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,960
walking through and you're like, damn,

2262
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,400
Lincoln.

2263
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,838
>> There's a lot. Look at all these cool

2264
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,200
things. And then you see Gulf of America

2265
00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:17,920
next to the desk. You're like,

2266
00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:19,439
>> hey, [laughter] what is that really

2267
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,280
gross bill that they just passed,

2268
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,318
though? What is that FISA bill that they

2269
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,280
just passed, Jamie?

2270
00:58:22,318 --> 00:58:24,798
>> Uh,

2271
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:27,200
>> yeah. Something just happened where

2272
00:58:24,798 --> 00:58:27,838
every people are freaking the [ __ ] out.

2273
00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:29,598
Bill,

2274
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:31,679
>> it's something

2275
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:33,359
it has something to do with uh them

2276
00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:35,358
being able to look into all your private

2277
00:58:33,358 --> 00:58:35,838
communications without a warrant. Oh, I

2278
00:58:35,358 --> 00:58:37,679
don't like that.

2279
00:58:35,838 --> 00:58:39,440
>> Is there a new one? Someone told me that

2280
00:58:37,679 --> 00:58:41,440
every new car is going to have AI

2281
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,798
testing to see if you're drunk or not.

2282
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,920
And then they also won't abuse it

2283
00:58:42,798 --> 00:58:46,400
>> in 2027.

2284
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,599
>> Bad news. Look at you while you're

2285
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,240
driving to make sure that you're not

2286
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:52,480
hammered to get video of you.

2287
00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:54,239
>> No more smoking joint drive.

2288
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,039
>> Get an old car.

2289
00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:56,000
>> Get an old Mustang.

2290
00:58:55,039 --> 00:58:57,358
>> Is that a real thing?

2291
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,838
>> Senate's likely to reject the House

2292
00:58:57,358 --> 00:58:58,558
pass.

2293
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,558
>> Good.

2294
00:58:58,559 --> 00:59:02,798
>> Thank God. We should force him to reject

2295
00:59:00,559 --> 00:59:04,798
it. Jesus Christ. This is crazy. um

2296
00:59:02,798 --> 00:59:06,239
three-year extension of section 702

2297
00:59:04,798 --> 00:59:07,920
foreign intelligence surveillance act

2298
00:59:06,239 --> 00:59:09,838
that allows federal government to

2299
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,000
collect communications of non-citizens

2300
00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:14,558
outside the US though it's often

2301
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,599
includes communications with American

2302
00:59:14,559 --> 00:59:17,839
citizens

2303
00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:20,480
>> but then if they suspect you of it like

2304
00:59:17,838 --> 00:59:22,480
with Tucker Tucker was communicating

2305
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:24,240
with uh Putin's people to do an

2306
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,358
interview through signal

2307
00:59:24,239 --> 00:59:30,719
>> so they took his encoded is like so it's

2308
00:59:27,358 --> 00:59:33,358
all encrypted they took his encrypted

2309
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:35,519
signal and They decrypted it. Someone

2310
00:59:33,358 --> 00:59:38,639
who knows this stuff explained it to me.

2311
00:59:35,519 --> 00:59:41,440
Said it cost about $600,000 to do that.

2312
00:59:38,639 --> 00:59:43,440
They said they can decrypt encrypted

2313
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,960
messages. They just have to get the

2314
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,039
data. So somehow or another, they got

2315
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:49,199
the data off of his phone. They

2316
00:59:47,039 --> 00:59:50,558
unencrypted it and then they contacted

2317
00:59:49,199 --> 00:59:51,759
him said, "We know that you're meeting

2318
00:59:50,559 --> 00:59:53,200
with Putin." He's like, "How the [ __ ] do

2319
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:55,200
you know?" They're like, "We read your

2320
00:59:53,199 --> 00:59:56,318
signal." And he's like, "What?" Like,

2321
00:59:55,199 --> 00:59:56,960
>> but he's like, "Yeah, I mean I am

2322
00:59:56,318 --> 00:59:58,239
meeting with him. I'm doing an

2323
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,920
interview. I'm a journalist."

2324
00:59:58,239 --> 01:00:01,919
>> Yeah. Well, that was his position. But

2325
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:04,240
it was also his position that he's using

2326
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,079
an encrypted app. Like they unless

2327
01:00:04,239 --> 01:00:07,118
they're suspecting him of a crime, they

2328
01:00:06,079 --> 01:00:09,039
shouldn't be able to look at his

2329
01:00:07,119 --> 01:00:10,960
encrypted messages.

2330
01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:12,880
>> So like this idea that, you know, you're

2331
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,480
sending things on signal and no one can

2332
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,880
read them. I think that's [ __ ] I

2333
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,480
think it's more difficult to read them.

2334
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,760
>> So local cops are not going to do it if

2335
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,119
you're just buying Molly, right?

2336
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,160
>> That's not worth 600 grand.

2337
01:00:21,119 --> 01:00:24,400
>> Exactly.

2338
01:00:22,159 --> 01:00:26,399
>> Didn't Heg Seth [ __ ] get leaked too on

2339
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:28,960
Signal? Remember that like a year ago? I

2340
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:31,200
think that was because th those people

2341
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:33,679
accidentally included a journalist.

2342
01:00:31,199 --> 01:00:35,039
>> So it was like a giant group of like 10

2343
01:00:33,679 --> 01:00:36,879
people or something like that and one of

2344
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:39,039
them was a [ __ ] journalist,

2345
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,640
>> these knuckleheads. And the journalist

2346
01:00:39,039 --> 01:00:42,159
just released all the text me. So they

2347
01:00:40,639 --> 01:00:42,558
were sending emojis after we bombed

2348
01:00:42,159 --> 01:00:43,598
Iran.

2349
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:44,480
>> Here's a fun story today.

2350
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:46,000
>> Wait, that guy

2351
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,519
>> suicide note purportedly written by

2352
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,039
Jeffrey Epstein weeks before his death

2353
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,719
in jail has been kept secret for years,

2354
01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:52,318
locked up in a courthouse. That means

2355
01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:54,159
investigators scrutinizing his death

2356
01:00:52,318 --> 01:00:55,759
lacked what could have been a key piece

2357
01:00:54,159 --> 01:00:58,000
of evidence. last hour they're saying

2358
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,599
there's a a note they found that just

2359
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,280
>> there's a brand new note

2360
01:00:59,599 --> 01:01:02,720
>> just all of a sudden exists. No one's

2361
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,640
just they haven't shown it or said what

2362
01:01:02,719 --> 01:01:05,199
it says. They're just everyone's not

2363
01:01:04,639 --> 01:01:07,838
reporting.

2364
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:10,480
>> Well, how about the [ __ ] autopsy that

2365
01:01:07,838 --> 01:01:12,078
says that his prostate was unremarkable.

2366
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,880
But meanwhile, he had his prostate

2367
01:01:12,079 --> 01:01:14,000
removed.

2368
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,960
>> Oh boy.

2369
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,519
>> There's a lot of people that don't even

2370
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,599
believe he died.

2371
01:01:15,519 --> 01:01:18,798
>> I think he's alive. I think they just

2372
01:01:17,599 --> 01:01:20,240
face off him

2373
01:01:18,798 --> 01:01:20,719
>> and [snorts] he's living a good life

2374
01:01:20,239 --> 01:01:22,000
somewhere.

2375
01:01:20,719 --> 01:01:23,279
>> You just think changed him?

2376
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,719
>> Yeah. I think that all the people that

2377
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,079
all go to that stuff like don't worry if

2378
01:01:24,719 --> 01:01:27,519
we kill you then we're all worried about

2379
01:01:26,079 --> 01:01:28,079
ourselves. We're just going to relocate

2380
01:01:27,519 --> 01:01:28,880
you.

2381
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:29,680
>> Israel.

2382
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,680
>> Israel maybe.

2383
01:01:29,679 --> 01:01:33,199
>> That's what I heard from Mezer.

2384
01:01:31,679 --> 01:01:34,558
>> For Mezer. [laughter] It wouldn't be

2385
01:01:33,199 --> 01:01:35,679
Israel. He'd live somewhere like

2386
01:01:34,559 --> 01:01:36,798
>> Why would he live in Israel? That's a

2387
01:01:35,679 --> 01:01:38,480
place where he's most protected.

2388
01:01:36,798 --> 01:01:40,239
>> Be like Cambodia. True.

2389
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,199
>> No, they'll kill him in Cambodia. You

2390
01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:42,959
got to live in Israel.

2391
01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:43,919
>> No, there's parents in Israel.

2392
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,400
>> Of who?

2393
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,440
>> People.

2394
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,559
>> Yeah, but you know that's like the

2395
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,318
number one place where like sex

2396
01:01:46,559 --> 01:01:49,839
offenders [laughter] go from America

2397
01:01:48,318 --> 01:01:50,719
that are Jewish that are in trouble.

2398
01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:52,000
Yeah.

2399
01:01:50,719 --> 01:01:52,239
>> Take anybody in. I didn't know that.

2400
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,079
>> Yeah,

2401
01:01:52,239 --> 01:01:55,279
>> they take anybody in.

2402
01:01:54,079 --> 01:01:56,160
>> Especially Jewish people. They'll just

2403
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,079
take you.

2404
01:01:56,159 --> 01:02:00,639
>> Wow. Jews have had a run. You get maid

2405
01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:01,039
off Weinstein. Thank you. Hell yeah.

2406
01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:02,159
Thank you.

2407
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:02,960
>> The other guy.

2408
01:02:02,159 --> 01:02:04,078
>> Nice.

2409
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,682
>> Hell of a run. You guys are

2410
01:02:04,079 --> 01:02:07,702
>> Cosby.

2411
01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:07,702
[laughter]

2412
01:02:08,318 --> 01:02:10,798
>> Yeah. Kind of proves Kanye's point a

2413
01:02:10,318 --> 01:02:12,880
little bit.

2414
01:02:10,798 --> 01:02:14,559
>> I don't love the uh the Kimmel [ __ ] is

2415
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,480
annoying. Like the fighting with Kimmel

2416
01:02:14,559 --> 01:02:18,559
over the jokes. Like come on, man.

2417
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:20,318
>> I mean, here's the thing about Adam

2418
01:02:18,559 --> 01:02:22,559
Collo had a really good point. He said

2419
01:02:20,318 --> 01:02:24,880
that joke. He said that joke on a

2420
01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:27,760
Thursday. On Friday, nobody gave a [ __ ]

2421
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:29,760
because the Kimmel. He said a joke about

2422
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:31,599
Melania. He made his own mock White

2423
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:34,319
House press correspondents dinner and he

2424
01:02:31,599 --> 01:02:35,920
said Melania has the the glow of a woman

2425
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,480
who's recently widowed.

2426
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,358
>> Okay.

2427
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,880
>> Just that's it.

2428
01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:39,440
>> It's an old guy joke like he's going to

2429
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,440
die soon.

2430
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,639
>> Yeah, it could be. Or an assassination

2431
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:45,119
joke if you want to take it that way.

2432
01:02:42,639 --> 01:02:47,598
But he is old after the attempt.

2433
01:02:45,119 --> 01:02:49,119
>> No, before. So it's on Thursday. And

2434
01:02:47,599 --> 01:02:50,559
this is Caro's point. It's a really good

2435
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:52,318
point. He said no one gave a [ __ ] on

2436
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:54,079
Friday. It came out It came out on

2437
01:02:52,318 --> 01:02:55,679
Thursday. No one cared on Friday. No one

2438
01:02:54,079 --> 01:02:57,200
cared on Saturday until Saturday night

2439
01:02:55,679 --> 01:02:58,798
when the assassination attempt and then

2440
01:02:57,199 --> 01:03:00,798
all a sudden everyone's blaming Kimmel.

2441
01:02:58,798 --> 01:03:02,880
>> It's so funny that the right-wing turned

2442
01:03:00,798 --> 01:03:05,199
into the same [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and

2443
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,760
the leftwing are the same [ __ ] It is

2444
01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:08,000
the same.

2445
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,760
>> It's human behavior patterns. You could

2446
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:13,280
call them left or right. I mean, this is

2447
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:15,039
why the left supports war in Ukraine.

2448
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:17,119
It's like the why the left supports

2449
01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:19,039
censorship. It's like the same patterns.

2450
01:03:17,119 --> 01:03:20,240
It's control. Control and power.

2451
01:03:19,039 --> 01:03:20,960
>> You want your side to win?

2452
01:03:20,239 --> 01:03:22,239
>> Yeah, 100%.

2453
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,798
>> That's where they found the note.

2454
01:03:22,239 --> 01:03:24,639
>> Where?

2455
01:03:22,798 --> 01:03:25,280
>> Nicholas Tartagalone FOUND IT.

2456
01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:26,078
>> AH,

2457
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,920
>> WHO'S THAT?

2458
01:03:26,079 --> 01:03:30,240
>> The guy who killed him. The [ __ ]

2459
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,798
super jacked

2460
01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:33,919
>> contract killer cellmate that he had.

2461
01:03:32,798 --> 01:03:35,759
>> You know that story?

2462
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:38,318
>> No. His cellmate was a [ __ ] super

2463
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:40,640
jacked cop who killed drug dealers.

2464
01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:42,159
>> Yeah. Dude was a gorilla. I mean, [ __ ]

2465
01:03:40,639 --> 01:03:45,440
Show Ari a picture of the guy.

2466
01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:48,000
Tartagleon is this [ __ ] huge evil

2467
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,519
corrupt cop. Yeah. Super Guinea. He's

2468
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,719
like a roided up guinea.

2469
01:03:49,519 --> 01:03:51,519
>> Damn.

2470
01:03:50,719 --> 01:03:52,639
>> Get an image.

2471
01:03:51,519 --> 01:03:53,759
>> I'd like to see this cat.

2472
01:03:52,639 --> 01:03:56,000
>> Look at Damn,

2473
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,680
>> bro. Imagine that guy's your [ __ ]

2474
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,920
cellmate and sucks.

2475
01:03:57,679 --> 01:04:01,279
>> And he's killed four guys, four drug

2476
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,480
dealers and contract killers.

2477
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,039
>> What's he in jail for?

2478
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,440
>> Murder.

2479
01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:04,799
>> Oh,

2480
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,639
>> quadruple slaying.

2481
01:04:04,798 --> 01:04:08,880
>> He was in there for [ __ ] dogs.

2482
01:04:06,639 --> 01:04:09,838
>> No,

2483
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,280
the picture. [laughter]

2484
01:04:09,838 --> 01:04:11,920
>> Dogs are all his buddies.

2485
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,440
>> Cute dogs.

2486
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,079
>> Cute little doggies.

2487
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,519
>> He's a pretty good dog.

2488
01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:18,000
>> I told you he was kissing those dogs.

2489
01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:20,000
He's [ __ ] murdering people and then

2490
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,358
they put him in the sale with with

2491
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,760
Epstein and then he said Epstein tried

2492
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:25,119
to kill him 18 days before he died. He

2493
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:28,160
complained or excuse me he said

2494
01:04:25,119 --> 01:04:30,079
Tartagleion uh tried to kill Epstein.

2495
01:04:28,159 --> 01:04:32,159
Epste complained tried to kill him.

2496
01:04:30,079 --> 01:04:32,880
Yeah. But we tried to strangle him to

2497
01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:33,199
death.

2498
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,720
>> Whoa.

2499
01:04:33,199 --> 01:04:36,399
>> And he found him they found him

2500
01:04:34,719 --> 01:04:39,608
unconscious and unresponsive.

2501
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,240
>> McGra to break out of it. McGra say

2502
01:04:39,608 --> 01:04:42,558
[laughter]

2503
01:04:40,239 --> 01:04:43,358
whatever they do.

2504
01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:44,880
>> Whatever they do.

2505
01:04:43,358 --> 01:04:48,318
>> Yeah.

2506
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:50,000
Crab mega hat. [laughter]

2507
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:51,358
>> That whole Epstein thing is so crazy

2508
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,719
that no one's gone to jail for that.

2509
01:04:51,358 --> 01:04:53,679
>> It's pretty surprising that they're

2510
01:04:52,719 --> 01:04:57,358
still not releasing it.

2511
01:04:53,679 --> 01:04:59,679
>> Here's crazy. No arrests. No, no, no

2512
01:04:57,358 --> 01:05:02,558
one's like being brought in. Meanwhile,

2513
01:04:59,679 --> 01:05:04,798
Comey is getting arrested for a photo of

2514
01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:06,079
seashells that say 8647.

2515
01:05:04,798 --> 01:05:07,358
>> He's getting arrested for that.

2516
01:05:06,079 --> 01:05:08,559
>> Yeah. What's 86?

2517
01:05:07,358 --> 01:05:11,440
>> What's 8647?

2518
01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:14,559
>> 86 get rid of President 47.

2519
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:16,079
>> But you could say kill. But 86 is if you

2520
01:05:14,559 --> 01:05:17,119
get fired, what happened to Mike? He got

2521
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:19,039
86, right?

2522
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:20,720
>> It doesn't mean you got killed.

2523
01:05:19,039 --> 01:05:21,359
>> But this is a crazy thing to arrest

2524
01:05:20,719 --> 01:05:21,838
someone for.

2525
01:05:21,358 --> 01:05:24,480
>> Of course,

2526
01:05:21,838 --> 01:05:25,440
>> FBI arrested in Virginia, appears

2527
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,039
briefly in court.

2528
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,280
>> Well, they already like had it out for

2529
01:05:27,039 --> 01:05:30,960
him.

2530
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:33,839
>> I know excuse a cra This is the problem

2531
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:36,480
with these guys is it sets a crazy

2532
01:05:33,838 --> 01:05:37,119
precedent

2533
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,440
precedent.

2534
01:05:37,119 --> 01:05:42,480
>> That's already That's the worst. Like

2535
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:43,679
that's crazy. FBI like, "Oh, you went

2536
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,039
after me." Well, now we're going after

2537
01:05:43,679 --> 01:05:46,719
you for nothing. It doesn't matter.

2538
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:48,319
>> It's nuts. It's nuts. Like, you're going

2539
01:05:46,719 --> 01:05:52,239
after someone for something that's just

2540
01:05:48,318 --> 01:05:53,759
silly. 8647 is get rid of 47,

2541
01:05:52,239 --> 01:05:55,519
>> right? Speech,

2542
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:56,960
>> but it's just like arresting a guy for

2543
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:58,318
that is nuts.

2544
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:00,720
>> Come don't play that.

2545
01:05:58,318 --> 01:06:03,599
>> Yeah. I mean, it's one thing like if you

2546
01:06:00,719 --> 01:06:05,919
have like a photo of him, like an AI,

2547
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:07,280
you post an AI photo of him dead,

2548
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,720
>> you know, with bullet holes in him.

2549
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,760
Like, wouldn't that be nice?

2550
01:06:08,719 --> 01:06:10,318
>> I guess. But also,

2551
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,880
>> but even that,

2552
01:06:10,318 --> 01:06:14,960
>> but even that's okay.

2553
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,880
>> FBI director, not as a FBI director,

2554
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,639
>> right? But he's a former FBI director,

2555
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:20,640
so he's a private citizen at that point.

2556
01:06:18,639 --> 01:06:22,480
He'd already left the office.

2557
01:06:20,639 --> 01:06:23,118
>> It's crazy. Trump could take a shot, but

2558
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,719
not a joke.

2559
01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:25,838
>> It's just retaliation for going after

2560
01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:27,519
Trump.

2561
01:06:25,838 --> 01:06:29,599
>> Well, it is, but it's like they're just

2562
01:06:27,519 --> 01:06:31,038
looking for any reason. But it just

2563
01:06:29,599 --> 01:06:32,880
doesn't seem It seems like there should

2564
01:06:31,039 --> 01:06:34,480
be other reasons. Like if the guy really

2565
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:36,559
was dirty, you should have something on

2566
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,559
him other than this seashell picture.

2567
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:39,359
>> It's not. He just hates him and he's

2568
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:41,440
using that.

2569
01:06:39,358 --> 01:06:43,119
>> I [clears throat] know, but it sets such

2570
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,798
This was my thing when people weren't

2571
01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:47,039
upset about ICE people in the street

2572
01:06:44,798 --> 01:06:49,119
with masks on and no identification. I'm

2573
01:06:47,039 --> 01:06:50,960
like, this sets a crazy precedent. Yeah,

2574
01:06:49,119 --> 01:06:53,119
I understand you want the undocumented

2575
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:56,639
criminals out of the country. I agree.

2576
01:06:53,119 --> 01:06:58,798
However, you're setting a precedent for

2577
01:06:56,639 --> 01:07:00,879
militarized people with seven weeks

2578
01:06:58,798 --> 01:07:03,519
training to be walking around with

2579
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:06,240
[ __ ] weapons of war and flack jackets

2580
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:08,400
with no ID and masks on. That's all I'm

2581
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:09,519
saying. Like this is a slippery [ __ ]

2582
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,960
slope you're going down.

2583
01:07:09,519 --> 01:07:12,880
>> Yeah, it's no bueno.

2584
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,318
>> But then also they wouldn't have to be

2585
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,519
there like that if there wasn't these or

2586
01:07:14,318 --> 01:07:18,239
there wouldn't be any conflict if it

2587
01:07:15,519 --> 01:07:20,719
wasn't organized paid for protests. They

2588
01:07:18,239 --> 01:07:22,239
paid people to protest. They paid people

2589
01:07:20,719 --> 01:07:24,318
because they had the [ __ ] all that

2590
01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:26,798
fraud in Minnesota. The reason why it

2591
01:07:24,318 --> 01:07:28,639
was in Minneapolis why the [ __ ] the

2592
01:07:26,798 --> 01:07:30,318
protests were strongest in Minneapolis

2593
01:07:28,639 --> 01:07:31,759
and organized cuz that's where all the

2594
01:07:30,318 --> 01:07:32,558
fraud was. That's where all the people

2595
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,839
were getting caught. So they said,

2596
01:07:32,559 --> 01:07:37,119
"Let's diffuse this." and Mike Benz.

2597
01:07:35,838 --> 01:07:39,519
>> But it's not it's not you don't just

2598
01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:41,280
give Rando guns and go, "All right, they

2599
01:07:39,519 --> 01:07:43,679
went over they overstep. So here you're

2600
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:45,760
seven weeks training. Go ahead, go

2601
01:07:43,679 --> 01:07:48,798
guns." They gave him $50,000 signing

2602
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:50,480
bonus. So yeah, you get a $50,000

2603
01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:53,920
signing bonus. Joy. And by the way, a

2604
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:55,199
lot of them lot of them Mexican. A lot

2605
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,280
of them Mexican,

2606
01:07:55,199 --> 01:07:59,519
>> including the two guys that shot that

2607
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:02,480
dude in Minneapolis. Both Mexicans. Got

2608
01:07:59,519 --> 01:08:04,318
to make my note. Excuse me. Hispanic,

2609
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,119
Latino, had Latin names.

2610
01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:07,279
>> Oh, interesting.

2611
01:08:05,119 --> 01:08:09,519
>> I was at the airport in Philly and a ICE

2612
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:12,720
agent was like, "Yo, my man, what's up?"

2613
01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:14,079
And I was like, "Yo, chill." [laughter]

2614
01:08:12,719 --> 01:08:14,399
What the [ __ ] Don't ask me for a

2615
01:08:14,079 --> 01:08:16,239
picture.

2616
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,759
>> Do you see that Trump renamed it instead

2617
01:08:16,238 --> 01:08:19,759
of ICE? Now it's nice.

2618
01:08:17,759 --> 01:08:21,439
>> I saw that.

2619
01:08:19,759 --> 01:08:22,798
>> It's nice now instead of ICE.

2620
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:24,639
>> So now you're protesting nice.

2621
01:08:22,798 --> 01:08:26,960
>> It's National

2622
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,000
Immigrations, Customs Enforcement.

2623
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,480
>> He's done it again.

2624
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,359
>> Never mind. [laughter] Oh yeah, man. Our

2625
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:31,919
leader.

2626
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:32,880
>> That's funny.

2627
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,679
>> He's a wild boy.

2628
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,199
>> Still funny.

2629
01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:36,480
>> That is funny calling it nice.

2630
01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,198
>> Did you Is your thing about to go off?

2631
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:38,479
Is that why you stop it?

2632
01:08:37,198 --> 01:08:40,000
>> I just realized I left my kid in a

2633
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,599
Somali daycare.

2634
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,560
>> I got to go pick him up.

2635
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,719
>> He'll be fine.

2636
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,039
>> Nice while I was gone. Did they go nuts?

2637
01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:45,759
>> No.

2638
01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:47,838
>> Yeah.

2639
01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:48,798
>> Well, you don't know about Alex.

2640
01:08:47,838 --> 01:08:49,920
>> Executed two citizens.

2641
01:08:48,798 --> 01:08:51,359
>> Good for you.

2642
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,759
>> Boy, you've been gone, huh? [laughter]

2643
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:52,880
>> But

2644
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:54,880
>> killed two citizens.

2645
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,719
>> Well, there's one lady that got killed

2646
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,719
in a car because she was they were

2647
01:08:56,719 --> 01:09:00,719
trying to tell her to stay put. She was

2648
01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:02,798
protesting and [ __ ] with them and

2649
01:09:00,719 --> 01:09:04,960
then she drove when the cop tried to

2650
01:09:02,798 --> 01:09:07,278
step in front of her car. She's clearly

2651
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:09,359
turning her wheel away from him. She's

2652
01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:10,239
not trying to run him over and he just

2653
01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:10,719
>> a cop or ice.

2654
01:09:10,238 --> 01:09:11,358
>> Ice guy.

2655
01:09:10,719 --> 01:09:11,679
>> Ice.

2656
01:09:11,359 --> 01:09:12,640
>> Yeah.

2657
01:09:11,679 --> 01:09:14,399
>> And he said [ __ ]

2658
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,960
>> an American born citizen.

2659
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:18,639
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Fat lady. A crazy lady

2660
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,279
who say anyone but Yes.

2661
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,719
>> Yeah.

2662
01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:22,960
>> Lesbian

2663
01:09:20,719 --> 01:09:23,439
>> allegedly. Yeah. I mean the girlfriend

2664
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,279
was there.

2665
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:28,318
>> Do you believe in them though for real?

2666
01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:28,880
>> Oh yeah. She looked like a lesbian.

2667
01:09:28,319 --> 01:09:30,640
You don't think?

2668
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,159
>> No, they seemed legit. [laughter]

2669
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,640
>> She had a kid. She looked like Brock

2670
01:09:32,158 --> 01:09:36,079
Lesnar.

2671
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,560
>> She She's a newly lesbian lady.

2672
01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:37,278
>> Okay.

2673
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,719
>> Newly lesbian.

2674
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:41,359
>> What was the backlash on that?

2675
01:09:38,719 --> 01:09:44,079
>> It was pretty bad. Yeah, pretty bad

2676
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:46,640
backlash. And then this Alex guy that

2677
01:09:44,079 --> 01:09:48,798
did manage that one. The Alex Freddy guy

2678
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:52,239
was not the Alex Prey guy was carrying a

2679
01:09:48,798 --> 01:09:54,560
gun and so he was open carrying or

2680
01:09:52,238 --> 01:09:56,479
concealed carrying and like phys

2681
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:58,159
physically pushing cops

2682
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,919
>> like it was kind of crazy. And then they

2683
01:09:58,158 --> 01:10:01,198
tackle him. They found out he's a gun.

2684
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:03,279
This is where it gets crazy. One of the

2685
01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:05,279
border protections agents grabs the gun

2686
01:10:03,279 --> 01:10:07,920
and is taking it away. And unfortunately

2687
01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:09,679
the gun accidentally goes off. The gun

2688
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:13,359
that he was carrying is called a SIG

2689
01:10:09,679 --> 01:10:16,480
P320 and it's notorious for accidental

2690
01:10:13,359 --> 01:10:17,679
discharges. So, this is confusing

2691
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:19,198
because it's hard to tell because the

2692
01:10:17,679 --> 01:10:21,679
video is a little grainy, but most

2693
01:10:19,198 --> 01:10:23,599
people who are experts look at it say

2694
01:10:21,679 --> 01:10:26,239
that that at least that videos that I've

2695
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,520
watched say that that gun accident

2696
01:10:26,238 --> 01:10:29,359
accident accidentally went off without

2697
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:31,600
the guy touching the trigger. So, the

2698
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:34,079
cop has the gun. The cops moving away

2699
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,960
with the gun. They say he has a gun for

2700
01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:37,760
the ICE people.

2701
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:39,279
>> The cops say he it's border protections.

2702
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,840
It's not even ICE. It's a different

2703
01:10:39,279 --> 01:10:45,119
organization. So the border protections

2704
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:47,440
guys are moving away with the gun. The

2705
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:49,119
gun goes off and these guys think the

2706
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,559
guy has another gun and then they start

2707
01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:51,519
shooting him and they shoot him and kill

2708
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,480
him while they have him down. Right.

2709
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,120
>> It's a rough video.

2710
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:57,519
>> This is all my interpretation based on

2711
01:10:55,119 --> 01:10:59,279
videos. I I might not be accurate, but

2712
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,280
I've seen the video. It does look like

2713
01:10:59,279 --> 01:11:03,359
the slide moves. It does look like the

2714
01:11:01,279 --> 01:11:05,519
sound of a gun going off corresponds

2715
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:08,639
with that slide moving. And that gun is

2716
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:11,040
notorious. Like if you look up Sig P320

2717
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:13,119
online, accidental discharge, you'll see

2718
01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:13,920
tons of videos of these guns

2719
01:11:13,119 --> 01:11:16,920
accidentally go off

2720
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,920
>> discharge.

2721
01:11:17,279 --> 01:11:19,759
>> I haven't had one of those in a long

2722
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:22,158
time. I used to have them when I was

2723
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:24,400
kid. The wet dreams

2724
01:11:22,158 --> 01:11:28,719
too early [laughter] been there.

2725
01:11:24,399 --> 01:11:29,198
>> That's why [ __ ] sick. Sorry.

2726
01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:31,520
>> [ __ ]

2727
01:11:29,198 --> 01:11:34,000
>> Let's talk for 20 minutes. Get back to

2728
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:35,679
it in a second. [laughter]

2729
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,319
>> Yeah. So, you missed all the ice, all

2730
01:11:35,679 --> 01:11:37,039
the fun.

2731
01:11:36,319 --> 01:11:38,479
>> Good for you.

2732
01:11:37,039 --> 01:11:40,079
>> But it's like the only reason why there

2733
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:41,439
were violent people in the streets

2734
01:11:40,079 --> 01:11:43,439
protesting is because it was an

2735
01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:45,839
organized, paid for protest. They

2736
01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:47,759
actually physically paid people to be

2737
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:49,199
there and protest. They gave them signs.

2738
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,840
>> How do you get on that list to to get

2739
01:11:49,198 --> 01:11:51,839
paid for that?

2740
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,760
>> You got to get on some wacky left-wing

2741
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,119
newsletter. I don't know.

2742
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,880
>> Still like,

2743
01:11:55,119 --> 01:11:57,760
>> yeah, you don't just put random people

2744
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,359
in charge of people.

2745
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,960
>> I mean, you do have to get rid of all

2746
01:11:59,359 --> 01:12:02,479
the cartel members and all the criminals

2747
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,640
that came across the border. I mean,

2748
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:06,399
they let more than 10 million people

2749
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:07,840
into the country over four years.

2750
01:12:06,399 --> 01:12:09,439
>> America has a great way of like

2751
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:11,039
overreacting to stuff. They're like,

2752
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:12,559
"Oh, Saddam Hussein's a problem. Let's

2753
01:12:11,039 --> 01:12:13,679
go in there and kill a million people."

2754
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,000
>> Yeah, America does that.

2755
01:12:13,679 --> 01:12:15,600
>> Yeah,

2756
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,960
>> we we're like not the best people to

2757
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,679
handle stuff and we're like still like

2758
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,640
we should handle it.

2759
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:19,279
>> You know who else does that?

2760
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:19,920
>> Who?

2761
01:12:19,279 --> 01:12:22,800
>> Israel.

2762
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:24,560
>> Blame everything on Israel.

2763
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,119
>> I'm not blaming everything.

2764
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,560
>> Yeah,

2765
01:12:25,119 --> 01:12:29,359
>> they're they're a part of it. It is

2766
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:31,600
amazing how many high-profile Jewish

2767
01:12:29,359 --> 01:12:33,519
people just they have a opinion about

2768
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:36,000
everything. But when it gets to this

2769
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:37,199
like

2770
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,520
>> Yes. [laughter]

2771
01:12:37,198 --> 01:12:43,039
They just avoid that or come up with

2772
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:44,239
some random way to justify annihilating

2773
01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:45,760
an entire city.

2774
01:12:44,238 --> 01:12:48,399
>> Yeah. It's just funny to me when

2775
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,760
Americans are like, "Hey, this other

2776
01:12:48,399 --> 01:12:51,279
country's overstepping."

2777
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:53,360
>> Yeah, we bumped the twice.

2778
01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:55,359
>> Yeah, we were pretty a second.

2779
01:12:53,359 --> 01:12:56,479
>> Afghanistan, Iraq. These [ __ ] had it

2780
01:12:55,359 --> 01:12:57,759
really coming

2781
01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:59,439
>> twice.

2782
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,400
>> The second one was just going, "Hey,

2783
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:01,039
check this out. Russia."

2784
01:13:00,399 --> 01:13:02,719
>> Yeah, [laughter]

2785
01:13:01,039 --> 01:13:04,960
>> I guess so.

2786
01:13:02,719 --> 01:13:05,760
>> But yeah, whatever. Well, that was a

2787
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:06,319
long time ago.

2788
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,640
>> That's true.

2789
01:13:06,319 --> 01:13:09,599
>> Everybody did That's dead. But based on

2790
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:13,360
today,

2791
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:14,880
>> oi ve [laughter]

2792
01:13:13,359 --> 01:13:16,079
like Lebanon, bro, what they're doing in

2793
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,920
Lebanon right now is crazy.

2794
01:13:16,079 --> 01:13:20,319
>> Well, they're looking for Hezbollah.

2795
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:22,560
>> They got to look under rubble.

2796
01:13:20,319 --> 01:13:26,158
>> Barney rubble.

2797
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:29,039
One more time with that lighter there.

2798
01:13:26,158 --> 01:13:30,799
>> Thank you. There we go.

2799
01:13:29,039 --> 01:13:31,519
>> It's a wild time to be alive, kids.

2800
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,400
>> It's wild.

2801
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,960
>> But at least we're going to have drugs

2802
01:13:32,399 --> 01:13:33,839
soon.

2803
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,119
>> That's pretty nice.

2804
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,480
>> Well, at least all those people that are

2805
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:38,399
hooked on pills are going to get off of

2806
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:39,519
them. A lot of them are. At least it's

2807
01:13:38,399 --> 01:13:41,359
going to at least give them something

2808
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:43,360
that works.

2809
01:13:41,359 --> 01:13:44,158
>> How come we can't get free healthcare?

2810
01:13:43,359 --> 01:13:45,039
>> Yeah, right.

2811
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:46,479
>> Why don't we do that?

2812
01:13:45,039 --> 01:13:47,840
>> I'm paying out the ass.

2813
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,759
>> Why can't we do that? I bet if they took

2814
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:51,039
all the money from fraud, it would pay

2815
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:52,400
for healthcare 10 times more

2816
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:53,840
>> or in Ukraine or Israel.

2817
01:13:52,399 --> 01:13:54,319
>> Oh yeah, why not?

2818
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:55,279
>> Right.

2819
01:13:54,319 --> 01:13:56,799
>> Well, that's what's annoying. All these

2820
01:13:55,279 --> 01:13:59,198
politic like if we get this much money,

2821
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,840
we can cure this handle this money. What

2822
01:13:59,198 --> 01:14:02,158
are you doing?

2823
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:05,119
>> I think 100% free healthcare would be an

2824
01:14:02,158 --> 01:14:07,039
awesome thing. But you also want doctors

2825
01:14:05,119 --> 01:14:07,519
to be incentivized to be really good at

2826
01:14:07,039 --> 01:14:09,359
their jobs.

2827
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:11,280
>> For sure. But also you want like Dr.

2828
01:14:09,359 --> 01:14:14,399
Gman, the guy that did your knee and did

2829
01:14:11,279 --> 01:14:15,840
my knee. That's a he's a bad Why can't

2830
01:14:14,399 --> 01:14:17,599
we have universal healthcare and private

2831
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:18,239
doctors? We should be able to have both

2832
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,760
of those things.

2833
01:14:18,238 --> 01:14:21,198
>> Like public school and private school,

2834
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,079
right? Public defenders. You're allowed

2835
01:14:21,198 --> 01:14:23,839
to have a public defender.

2836
01:14:22,079 --> 01:14:26,559
>> Dude, the ease at which I got treated in

2837
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,679
third world countries was like

2838
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,640
>> Yeah. You just go in.

2839
01:14:27,679 --> 01:14:30,158
>> Yeah. You go to a pharmacy,

2840
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,440
>> see somebody like here's your pills you

2841
01:14:30,158 --> 01:14:32,079
need. Here's your here's your drops you

2842
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:33,839
need.

2843
01:14:32,079 --> 01:14:34,399
>> Dirty needles and weird equipment over

2844
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:34,800
there.

2845
01:14:34,399 --> 01:14:35,279
>> No.

2846
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:35,600
>> No.

2847
01:14:35,279 --> 01:14:37,039
>> Really?

2848
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,679
>> It's Harvard trained doctors.

2849
01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:39,279
>> Come on.

2850
01:14:37,679 --> 01:14:40,880
>> Yeah. There just no upsell for

2851
01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:43,759
>> universal healthcare system in America

2852
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:45,760
would cost approximately 3.0 to 3.2

2853
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,400
trillion annually. Oh,

2854
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,679
>> that's a lot.

2855
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:49,599
>> Which is actually less than the current

2856
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:51,359
system that costs around 5.3 trillion

2857
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:53,840
per year. So, you're talking about a

2858
01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:55,198
savings of almost 50%.

2859
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:55,840
>> Why don't we get why don't we get free

2860
01:14:55,198 --> 01:14:59,519
healthcare?

2861
01:14:55,840 --> 01:15:01,199
>> So, a savings of 450 billion annually

2862
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:03,360
while providing coverage to all

2863
01:15:01,198 --> 01:15:05,599
Americans. According to Perplexity, our

2864
01:15:03,359 --> 01:15:07,599
AI sponsor, which is never wrong, the

2865
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:11,520
United States currently spends about 5.3

2866
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:14,159
trillion in healthcare, $15,474

2867
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:15,600
per person as of 2024. Even when

2868
01:15:14,158 --> 01:15:17,759
something goes wrong and you have

2869
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:19,600
insurance, it's not paid for. You got to

2870
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,119
spend five grand to get anesthesia and

2871
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,960
then another five grand to go downstairs

2872
01:15:21,119 --> 01:15:24,960
for the surgery.

2873
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:27,600
>> So, what do you think is the problem?

2874
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:29,198
What is it? What is causing

2875
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:29,840
the money insurance companies trying to

2876
01:15:29,198 --> 01:15:32,799
make you president?

2877
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,760
>> Oh, thanks. It's insurance companies.

2878
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,360
>> When I read a Jew,

2879
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,480
>> I got my I got my teeth checked in in

2880
01:15:35,359 --> 01:15:37,759
Ecuador and they were like, "You have

2881
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:38,959
impacted gums." I was like, "All right,

2882
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,400
I was about to go home in a week." I was

2883
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,158
like, "When I go home, I'll do I'll fix

2884
01:15:40,399 --> 01:15:44,238
it." And they're like, "Are you nuts?

2885
01:15:42,158 --> 01:15:44,879
>> Do it." People fly here to get that

2886
01:15:44,238 --> 01:15:45,279
surgery.

2887
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,800
>> Mhm.

2888
01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:48,319
>> Cuz it's so much cheaper. Flight,

2889
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:50,719
hotels, all that

2890
01:15:48,319 --> 01:15:52,158
>> is much cheaper than doing it there.

2891
01:15:50,719 --> 01:15:53,679
>> And like we have a surgeon and I was

2892
01:15:52,158 --> 01:15:55,359
like, "Is he like trained?" And they're

2893
01:15:53,679 --> 01:15:55,760
like, "Yeah, he went to Yale Medical

2894
01:15:55,359 --> 01:15:59,561
School."

2895
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:59,561
>> Dude shows up, sacrifices, [laughter]

2896
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:04,640
>> why they clip Bernie, cuz he was trying

2897
01:16:02,319 --> 01:16:05,840
to do this. So they got rid of him.

2898
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,360
>> That was one thing he was trying to do.

2899
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,719
>> It kind of blows. It's embarrassing.

2900
01:16:07,359 --> 01:16:11,519
>> All right, let's put it this way. How

2901
01:16:08,719 --> 01:16:14,399
much would it cost if uh school like

2902
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:15,760
higher education was was free?

2903
01:16:14,399 --> 01:16:16,399
>> Oh, there's too much money in that. They

2904
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,840
won't do it.

2905
01:16:16,399 --> 01:16:18,399
>> Well, that's the same exact thing with

2906
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:18,880
healthcare.

2907
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:20,879
>> Yeah.

2908
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:22,319
>> Yeah.

2909
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,199
>> That's where we're at as a country. It's

2910
01:16:22,319 --> 01:16:24,880
all

2911
01:16:23,198 --> 01:16:25,359
>> the same reason we're doing wars.

2912
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,400
>> Yeah.

2913
01:16:25,359 --> 01:16:28,559
>> Money to make money.

2914
01:16:26,399 --> 01:16:31,359
>> Of course, nothing else. Not even just

2915
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,800
oil, but defense contracts. They need

2916
01:16:31,359 --> 01:16:33,519
>> raing it in.

2917
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,960
>> I thought it was just

2918
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,560
>> I mean, the war has already cost how

2919
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:38,480
much? Let's find out that. How much is

2920
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:40,239
the war? Let's just say globally. No,

2921
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:41,678
no, let's just let's just look at how

2922
01:16:40,238 --> 01:16:43,039
much Iran has cost us.

2923
01:16:41,679 --> 01:16:44,960
>> There we go. That's what I mean. Wait,

2924
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:45,359
take a guess. Shut down the [ __ ]

2925
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:48,079
Ukraine,

2926
01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:51,519
>> right? But I mean just us spending money

2927
01:16:48,079 --> 01:16:53,760
to bomb Iran. Just that the simplest

2928
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:54,719
lowest run without the economic impact,

2929
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,640
the oil impact.

2930
01:16:54,719 --> 01:16:57,279
>> What about the hormuz and all that cuz

2931
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,640
all that's a

2932
01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:00,559
>> Well, that's that's a factor. But let's

2933
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,920
just find out how much the raw money

2934
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,640
spent on the bombs.

2935
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,840
>> 25 billion.

2936
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,920
>> 25 billion.

2937
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:06,640
>> Ah, that's dropping the bucket. 60 days

2938
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,000
into the war.

2939
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,360
>> How much is Ukraine?

2940
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:12,158
>> That's a lot more.

2941
01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:13,679
>> So, what what concerns me, not just

2942
01:17:12,158 --> 01:17:15,039
well, all of it concerns me. One of the

2943
01:17:13,679 --> 01:17:16,880
things that someone told me was that

2944
01:17:15,039 --> 01:17:17,760
we've kind of depleted our weapon

2945
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,079
supplies

2946
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:22,320
>> cuz we b we don't have that many of

2947
01:17:20,079 --> 01:17:23,439
those [ __ ] missiles. We gave them all

2948
01:17:22,319 --> 01:17:24,639
Well, we gave them all to Ukraine. We

2949
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:26,639
gave them all to Israel, and then we

2950
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:28,880
gave them Now we're [ __ ] using them.

2951
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,679
>> But Zillinsky's a mooch. He just keeps

2952
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:31,279
wanting more.

2953
01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:32,399
>> I don't think it's

2954
01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:35,920
>> Oh, you think it's his?

2955
01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:36,158
>> No, I think it's us. It's us. It's the

2956
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,840
US.

2957
01:17:36,158 --> 01:17:41,439
>> It's money. But it's all it's all

2958
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:43,039
together. Every It's all big scam. Ponzi

2959
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:45,279
scheme. Everybody's making money.

2960
01:17:43,039 --> 01:17:47,198
>> We should get Trump on here. [snorts]

2961
01:17:45,279 --> 01:17:49,679
>> We're doing great. Don't let anybody lie

2962
01:17:47,198 --> 01:17:51,759
to you. [laughter]

2963
01:17:49,679 --> 01:17:52,560
>> Maybe maybe next time we smoo them into

2964
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,840
free healthcare.

2965
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:56,080
>> Maybe next time we smoo him into a

2966
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,640
protect our parks

2967
01:17:56,079 --> 01:17:57,920
in here,

2968
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:59,360
>> brother. Let's do free.

2969
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,560
>> Come on, dog. Yeah.

2970
01:17:59,359 --> 01:18:02,399
>> It's crazy too because I've gotten there

2971
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,000
was a pill I had to get like three of

2972
01:18:02,399 --> 01:18:05,599
when I went to Asia or something and it

2973
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,439
was like I got two here. They cost me

2974
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:09,679
like 400 each and then the same it's the

2975
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:10,960
same drug in Myanmar. It's like $40.

2976
01:18:09,679 --> 01:18:12,960
>> Well, that's one thing that he has

2977
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:15,760
fixed. One thing that Trump is working

2978
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:17,279
on is making whatever the low price is

2979
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:19,280
internationally the price that people

2980
01:18:17,279 --> 01:18:21,039
pay in America. And he he told he's

2981
01:18:19,279 --> 01:18:22,238
[ __ ] hilarious. He was telling guy

2982
01:18:21,039 --> 01:18:24,719
I've got a friend. I don't want to say

2983
01:18:22,238 --> 01:18:27,039
his name. Very successful. He's a big

2984
01:18:24,719 --> 01:18:28,194
guy. He took the fat pill. It didn't

2985
01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:28,960
work.

2986
01:18:28,194 --> 01:18:31,039
>> [laughter]

2987
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:33,439
>> But he was going on about how his friend

2988
01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:35,519
went overseas. He forgot his fat pill.

2989
01:18:33,439 --> 01:18:37,678
He went overseas and he was in Europe

2990
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:39,679
and he got it for like a hundred bucks.

2991
01:18:37,679 --> 01:18:41,520
And he's like, "This is like $1,300 in

2992
01:18:39,679 --> 01:18:44,079
America." He's like, "It's not right.

2993
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:46,080
It's not right." And so he made it so

2994
01:18:44,079 --> 01:18:47,760
that whatever the low cost is in these

2995
01:18:46,079 --> 01:18:49,039
other countries, that's the low cost in

2996
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,679
America. That's what it costs here now.

2997
01:18:49,039 --> 01:18:50,560
>> Is that right?

2998
01:18:49,679 --> 01:18:51,440
>> Yes.

2999
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:52,960
>> Everybody's on it.

3000
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:53,359
>> It's like you're not going to get all

3001
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:53,920
good

3002
01:18:53,359 --> 01:18:54,960
>> any drug,

3003
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,560
>> you know? You're not going to get all

3004
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:58,560
good with any president either, you

3005
01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,480
know? you you're going to get a lot of

3006
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:02,560
bad [ __ ] because all these people are

3007
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:05,039
surrounded by demons. They're surrounded

3008
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:07,199
by war hawks and demons and defense

3009
01:19:05,039 --> 01:19:08,880
contractors and scam artists in the

3010
01:19:07,198 --> 01:19:10,559
pharmaceutical industry. There's all

3011
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,920
these [ __ ] people that are trying to

3012
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,920
make sure that they can make the most

3013
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:15,760
amount of money possible. Just all coke

3014
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,800
snorting demons

3015
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,560
>> allegedly.

3016
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:20,880
>> I was watching this documentary on uh

3017
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:22,480
the homeless here in Austin and they're

3018
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,079
talking about how like I was on

3019
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:25,839
schizophrenia medicine. I can't afford

3020
01:19:24,079 --> 01:19:27,760
it anymore. Ah,

3021
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:29,360
>> and they're out there just sprinting.

3022
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:30,239
>> What happens if you take schizophrenia

3023
01:19:29,359 --> 01:19:31,198
medicine and you don't have

3024
01:19:30,238 --> 01:19:34,348
schizophrenia?

3025
01:19:31,198 --> 01:19:35,198
>> Oo, that's I think I did that at

3026
01:19:34,349 --> 01:19:37,279
[laughter]

3027
01:19:35,198 --> 01:19:39,519
>> I think I took some antiscychotics and

3028
01:19:37,279 --> 01:19:40,158
slept for 4 days. [laughter] Huge

3029
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,159
mistake.

3030
01:19:40,158 --> 01:19:43,839
>> It helps you expired [ __ ]

3031
01:19:42,158 --> 01:19:46,000
antiscychotic. He was like, you're take

3032
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:47,679
this. Does he take it? I don't know if

3033
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,079
he takes it. Was expired, so I guess

3034
01:19:47,679 --> 01:19:49,279
not.

3035
01:19:48,079 --> 01:19:49,679
>> Jesus Christ.

3036
01:19:49,279 --> 01:19:51,039
>> It helps.

3037
01:19:49,679 --> 01:19:52,239
>> Yeah, but expired medication, I was just

3038
01:19:51,039 --> 01:19:54,479
reading this thing about that. Like most

3039
01:19:52,238 --> 01:19:57,279
expired medication is actually still

3040
01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:57,599
usable like up to 300% longer than they

3041
01:19:57,279 --> 01:19:58,880
say it.

3042
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,079
>> Yeah. It's like a little bit less

3043
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,119
effective but still good.

3044
01:20:00,079 --> 01:20:02,399
>> Yeah.

3045
01:20:01,119 --> 01:20:03,760
>> Yeah. But I don't even know if it's less

3046
01:20:02,399 --> 01:20:05,439
effective. This this thing was saying

3047
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,960
that it's 100% effective for a long

3048
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:08,000
period of time after the expiration

3049
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:09,760
date.

3050
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:11,119
>> I don't know why they have an expiration

3051
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,679
date. It's not like milk,

3052
01:20:11,119 --> 01:20:12,000
>> right?

3053
01:20:11,679 --> 01:20:13,199
>> You know.

3054
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,520
>> Yeah. The healthcare thing is really

3055
01:20:13,198 --> 01:20:16,879
embarrassing to be honest.

3056
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:19,199
>> Institutions and some free healthcare

3057
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:20,800
for these fellas outside. I don't know

3058
01:20:19,198 --> 01:20:23,198
how to I don't know how to obviously no

3059
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:24,640
one knows how to do something a giant

3060
01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:27,519
percentage of those people are addicted

3061
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:29,679
to drugs right a giant fentinel zombies

3062
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:31,840
you need I gain for all those people

3063
01:20:29,679 --> 01:20:33,600
mental health facilities you need to get

3064
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,319
them on whatever medication to fix their

3065
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,840
schizophrenia

3066
01:20:34,319 --> 01:20:38,319
>> and it's also it's not even like a

3067
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:41,360
[ __ ] goodwill thing it's also like we

3068
01:20:38,319 --> 01:20:43,119
need to [ __ ] clean

3069
01:20:41,359 --> 01:20:44,000
it's for everybody so what are we doing

3070
01:20:43,119 --> 01:20:45,599
why whatever

3071
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,319
>> skid in Los Angeles

3072
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:49,280
>> [ __ ] hold up

3073
01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:51,599
>> skid row in Los Angeles is 50 blocks.

3074
01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:53,039
>> 50 blocks. Five zeros.

3075
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:56,960
>> When I last time I looked, it said

3076
01:20:53,039 --> 01:20:59,198
American health. Americans pay more than

3077
01:20:56,960 --> 01:21:00,880
two times the next country for

3078
01:20:59,198 --> 01:21:02,158
healthcare and we get the 17th best

3079
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,119
coverage.

3080
01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:04,079
>> And we're the sickest.

3081
01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:05,599
>> We're the sickest.

3082
01:21:04,079 --> 01:21:07,840
>> Yeah. It's nuts. We spend the most

3083
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,039
money. Once in Toronto, it was clean.

3084
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,480
>> Yeah. You just go right to a doctor.

3085
01:21:09,039 --> 01:21:12,158
Even just driving around, I was like,

3086
01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:14,000
"This is crazy. How did How are we

3087
01:21:12,158 --> 01:21:15,759
getting Why is America dog shit?"

3088
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:18,079
>> I know. And our [ __ ] is locked up at the

3089
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,719
CVS. They don't have that. Everybody's

3090
01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:21,039
stealing.

3091
01:21:18,719 --> 01:21:21,520
>> Wow. There's a lot of stealing me the

3092
01:21:21,039 --> 01:21:22,800
most.

3093
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,239
>> Yeah. Yeah. I love to steal.

3094
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:26,159
>> Yeah. You steal. [laughter]

3095
01:21:24,238 --> 01:21:27,439
>> Why you locking it up?

3096
01:21:26,158 --> 01:21:28,319
>> Call. You got to do this before you're

3097
01:21:27,439 --> 01:21:30,559
about to steal.

3098
01:21:28,319 --> 01:21:31,920
>> I got a problem. Just in like airports

3099
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,520
and stuff.

3100
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,960
>> Movie theaters. You do everywhere. Come

3101
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:37,960
on. Don't sell yourself short.

3102
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,960
>> Watch.

3103
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,399
A little bit of a thrill. Can I get the

3104
01:21:41,198 --> 01:21:43,678
Winona Rider thing?

3105
01:21:42,399 --> 01:21:45,198
>> It's cheaper, too.

3106
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:47,359
>> Yeah, it's cheaper. Mark, the last time

3107
01:21:45,198 --> 01:21:50,590
I saw I saw Mark Steel was we're in a

3108
01:21:47,359 --> 01:21:52,158
movie theater and I got some popcorn and

3109
01:21:50,591 --> 01:21:53,840
[laughter] it's I'm sure it's closed by

3110
01:21:52,158 --> 01:21:55,679
now. And then the lady turned around and

3111
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,199
got my popcorn and then he just had beef

3112
01:21:55,679 --> 01:21:58,319
jerky in the movie.

3113
01:21:57,198 --> 01:21:59,439
>> Yeah, they were selling it.

3114
01:21:58,319 --> 01:22:00,960
>> How did you get that? [laughter] He goes

3115
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,839
most expensive item. I just reached for

3116
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:03,439
it.

3117
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,719
>> Oh boy.

3118
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:05,678
>> Too they up the prices. It's

3119
01:22:04,719 --> 01:22:07,198
>> up the prices.

3120
01:22:05,679 --> 01:22:09,359
>> I mean, you get you get a Hudson News

3121
01:22:07,198 --> 01:22:09,519
Cliff Bar, it's eight bucks. Not on my

3122
01:22:09,359 --> 01:22:10,399
watch.

3123
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,199
>> It's ridiculous.

3124
01:22:10,399 --> 01:22:12,238
>> Not on my watch.

3125
01:22:11,198 --> 01:22:13,039
>> Once you're on the plane, you're home

3126
01:22:12,238 --> 01:22:14,399
free. You know,

3127
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:14,719
>> you're raising the cost for the rest of

3128
01:22:14,399 --> 01:22:16,479
us.

3129
01:22:14,719 --> 01:22:17,439
>> Yeah, you are. You are. That's why I say

3130
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:19,039
goddamn cliff bars.

3131
01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:19,919
>> They put that in. They they factor the

3132
01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:21,279
the theft in.

3133
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,880
>> You're a successful person. [laughter]

3134
01:22:21,279 --> 01:22:23,679
That's outrageous.

3135
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,960
>> Habits die hard.

3136
01:22:23,679 --> 01:22:26,639
>> Yeah. You don't No one's going to be

3137
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,000
sympathetic towards you. You have money.

3138
01:22:26,639 --> 01:22:29,440
>> I'm not asking you to. I'm just saying

3139
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,119
it. It's [laughter] a fun ride.

3140
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:32,559
>> I don't want it.

3141
01:22:31,119 --> 01:22:33,519
>> The beef jerky tastes better when it's

3142
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:34,639
stolen.

3143
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,360
>> Everything tastes better when it's

3144
01:22:34,639 --> 01:22:37,359
stolen.

3145
01:22:35,359 --> 01:22:39,039
>> That's so weird. Diaz one time at the at

3146
01:22:37,359 --> 01:22:40,399
the uh airport, he just comes off from

3147
01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:41,920
one of those bodeas and he comes out, he

3148
01:22:40,399 --> 01:22:43,439
just shows me tic tacs and it was like,

3149
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:45,279
"What is that for?" He goes, "Yeah,

3150
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:46,158
right. I got some." And they just threw

3151
01:22:45,279 --> 01:22:46,399
in the garbage.

3152
01:22:46,158 --> 01:22:47,519
>> Wow.

3153
01:22:46,399 --> 01:22:49,039
>> And I was like, "What are you doing?" I

3154
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:52,000
was trying to stay sharp.

3155
01:22:49,039 --> 01:22:52,719
>> That's a steel. It [laughter] rattles.

3156
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,439
>> That's a hard steel.

3157
01:22:52,719 --> 01:22:56,800
>> That's a hard steel.

3158
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:57,919
>> That's right. Sharp is hilarious.

3159
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,960
>> What? [laughter]

3160
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,158
>> I don't throw it out. I

3161
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:01,840
>> I don't throw it out. Yeah. Yeah.

3162
01:23:00,158 --> 01:23:04,606
>> Joey's going in for surgery today.

3163
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:06,480
>> Uhoh. Tits me. He's getting some.

3164
01:23:04,606 --> 01:23:08,319
[laughter] He's getting cannons.

3165
01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:10,399
>> Cannon cannon reduction surgery.

3166
01:23:08,319 --> 01:23:12,799
>> He's getting top surgery.

3167
01:23:10,399 --> 01:23:14,000
>> He's getting his tits removed.

3168
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:16,560
>> He's getting that big scar

3169
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,840
>> about him. Shirtless is rough.

3170
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:21,280
>> How many times have you seen it?

3171
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:23,440
>> Just once and it's burned in. [laughter]

3172
01:23:21,279 --> 01:23:26,719
>> I've seen it. Joey Karate.

3173
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:29,599
>> Joey. Yeah. Joey Karate's great. Yeah.

3174
01:23:26,719 --> 01:23:30,880
That [ __ ] guy is such an animal. High

3175
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:31,679
kicks and he's got his leg up to about

3176
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:34,319
his knee height.

3177
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:36,158
>> He's pretty good, dude.

3178
01:23:34,319 --> 01:23:37,679
Is he around? Did he move here yet?

3179
01:23:36,158 --> 01:23:39,359
>> No, but he's coming back and forth all

3180
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:42,158
the time. There he is.

3181
01:23:39,359 --> 01:23:43,119
>> Look at that thing. That looks like AI.

3182
01:23:42,158 --> 01:23:45,359
>> That's crazy.

3183
01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:47,359
>> Jesus [laughter] Christ. How's he alive

3184
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:49,759
>> without context of a background? It's

3185
01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:51,119
wild, bro. That belly is crazy.

3186
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:52,639
>> You got to have a decent hog if you're

3187
01:23:51,119 --> 01:23:54,079
going to have that gut. Got a hell.

3188
01:23:52,639 --> 01:23:55,520
>> Is he grubbing or boozing? What's that?

3189
01:23:54,079 --> 01:23:57,439
What is that? Food.

3190
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:58,080
>> Food. He's grubbing. Oh, yeah. Joey

3191
01:23:57,439 --> 01:23:59,839
can't stop beating.

3192
01:23:58,079 --> 01:24:01,519
>> He doesn't really drink. He doesn't

3193
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:03,199
drink at all. I go to eat with Joey.

3194
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:03,840
It's It's a scene. It's a fun time.

3195
01:24:03,198 --> 01:24:04,960
>> He loves it.

3196
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:08,239
>> Oh, that poor ghee.

3197
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:10,000
>> He goes off. He eats. He eats. He

3198
01:24:08,238 --> 01:24:11,439
[ __ ] loves food. But he's just

3199
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,719
>> Oh, we got a new Chinese place by my

3200
01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:14,000
place. You got to come.

3201
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:15,520
>> He's the most fun human.

3202
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,119
>> Sucks. [laughter]

3203
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:17,760
>> He's the most fun human that's ever

3204
01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:18,158
existed.

3205
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,440
>> Yeah.

3206
01:24:18,158 --> 01:24:20,319
>> No one's more fun.

3207
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:22,319
>> It's good egg.

3208
01:24:20,319 --> 01:24:22,639
>> He's barely a real person. He's a human

3209
01:24:22,319 --> 01:24:24,399
cartoon.

3210
01:24:22,639 --> 01:24:26,480
>> Barely real. He's so funny.

3211
01:24:24,399 --> 01:24:27,679
>> So, he's still getting up on stage. He's

3212
01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:29,919
still doing sets.

3213
01:24:27,679 --> 01:24:31,440
>> Oh, he killed He killed. He was here. He

3214
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,800
did an hour. He's He's running out.

3215
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:34,960
Yeah. He's got all these great stories.

3216
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:35,600
It's really, really good. Really well

3217
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:36,158
done.

3218
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,719
>> All right.

3219
01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:38,960
>> Is the man.

3220
01:24:36,719 --> 01:24:40,158
>> Good to have him back.

3221
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:43,279
>> That's the thing about comedy. We're

3222
01:24:40,158 --> 01:24:44,479
kind of losing the uh the wildness. You

3223
01:24:43,279 --> 01:24:46,399
know, when I when I started comedy, it

3224
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,119
was like Geraldo and all these guys are

3225
01:24:46,399 --> 01:24:47,839
all dead now.

3226
01:24:47,119 --> 01:24:49,760
>> Drugs.

3227
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:51,600
>> I think it's kind of coming back now,

3228
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:53,760
though. I think it's coming back because

3229
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:55,520
TV is going away. So, it's like it gets

3230
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:57,600
down to the root of what is really

3231
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:59,920
effective in comedy. It's wildness is

3232
01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:01,360
more effective. It's It's more fun if

3233
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:03,039
you're sitting there drunk in a crowd

3234
01:25:01,359 --> 01:25:05,279
and some dude's on stage going off

3235
01:25:03,039 --> 01:25:05,920
saying crazy [ __ ] It's more fun.

3236
01:25:05,279 --> 01:25:07,039
>> Yeah,

3237
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:08,560
>> it is more fun. But I don't know if

3238
01:25:07,039 --> 01:25:10,158
that's actually here. I think there's a

3239
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:12,320
lot of [ __ ] guys with jobs.

3240
01:25:10,158 --> 01:25:13,679
>> Sober. A lot of sobriety.

3241
01:25:12,319 --> 01:25:14,319
>> Got to get up early for a podcast

3242
01:25:13,679 --> 01:25:15,920
tomorrow.

3243
01:25:14,319 --> 01:25:17,359
>> These young guys though, these young

3244
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:19,440
guys aren't like that. A lot of these

3245
01:25:17,359 --> 01:25:20,399
young guys coming up are doing drugs.

3246
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:21,759
>> Oh, good.

3247
01:25:20,399 --> 01:25:22,799
>> Well, they're doing clips, but they're

3248
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,920
they're still wild boys.

3249
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,560
>> Some people are still giving it.

3250
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:26,319
Bringing it.

3251
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:28,480
>> You hope so. used to be late night at

3252
01:25:26,319 --> 01:25:30,000
the cell used to be so much fun when

3253
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:30,879
Mackie was drinking when it was just a

3254
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,719
drinking crowd.

3255
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,560
>> It was a lot of go a lot of whiskey.

3256
01:25:32,719 --> 01:25:34,960
>> They There's There's that here.

3257
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:36,320
>> Here.

3258
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,119
>> Here for sure. Yeah, here

3259
01:25:36,319 --> 01:25:37,920
>> like last night.

3260
01:25:37,119 --> 01:25:38,960
>> Yeah, last night was nice.

3261
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,119
>> We did it last night.

3262
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:40,399
>> Yeah.

3263
01:25:39,119 --> 01:25:41,359
>> Oh, what did I miss?

3264
01:25:40,399 --> 01:25:42,719
>> We just some boozy.

3265
01:25:41,359 --> 01:25:43,839
>> Just had a couple drinks.

3266
01:25:42,719 --> 01:25:45,920
>> Just some Bruley and Bros.

3267
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,639
>> I was begging him to I was I've changed

3268
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:48,319
my new uh

3269
01:25:46,639 --> 01:25:49,359
>> He has a new tattoo. He's like, "Oh,

3270
01:25:48,319 --> 01:25:50,079
come on. Drink." I'm like, "No, I got to

3271
01:25:49,359 --> 01:25:51,279
get up early tomorrow." He's like,

3272
01:25:50,079 --> 01:25:52,559
"Dude, I'm like, "Oh, you're going to

3273
01:25:51,279 --> 01:25:54,399
call me gay

3274
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,520
>> and lame, bro. I've been gone. I've had

3275
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:57,039
time to ruminate on this.

3276
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:57,280
>> You can peer. You can peer with the

3277
01:25:57,039 --> 01:25:58,719
best.

3278
01:25:57,279 --> 01:26:00,000
>> I got to do peer pressure.

3279
01:25:58,719 --> 01:26:01,279
>> No, I'm just saying like I want to drink

3280
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:04,319
and I don't want to be alone. If you

3281
01:26:01,279 --> 01:26:05,359
were friends, it's like you such a homo.

3282
01:26:04,319 --> 01:26:07,119
>> I was like, "Tomorrow is going to be

3283
01:26:05,359 --> 01:26:09,839
tough for me. I'd like it to be tough

3284
01:26:07,119 --> 01:26:11,039
for somebody else. Do me a favor. Chug

3285
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:13,039
that [ __ ] drink." [laughter]

3286
01:26:11,039 --> 01:26:14,880
>> Yeah, dear one.

3287
01:26:13,039 --> 01:26:16,238
>> He always comes in. He has no idea what

3288
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:17,039
your count is. He just comes in. He

3289
01:26:16,238 --> 01:26:18,559
goes, "You could do more." I'm like,

3290
01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:20,639
"Yeah, I could have done one or seven

3291
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:21,199
and you would have no clue." Like, you

3292
01:26:20,639 --> 01:26:23,679
got to go more.

3293
01:26:21,198 --> 01:26:25,759
>> D Rose is up there. Doris is the worst.

3294
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:28,560
>> Give him a shot. It's my birthday month.

3295
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:30,719
>> Yes. [laughter] Yes. He's like a chick.

3296
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:32,719
>> He's the biggest pig in comedy. He is a

3297
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:34,560
pig, dude. I hate him.

3298
01:26:32,719 --> 01:26:35,760
>> He'll he'll pour shots in your mouth. He

3299
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,280
doesn't care. He'll tilt your hand.

3300
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:39,280
>> He'll also go like, "Come on, don't be a

3301
01:26:37,279 --> 01:26:41,119
[ __ ] Do a shot." And then you do. And

3302
01:26:39,279 --> 01:26:44,719
then 10 minutes later, he's gone. And

3303
01:26:41,119 --> 01:26:46,238
he's at KFC. [laughter]

3304
01:26:44,719 --> 01:26:47,760
>> He's so funny how he shits on weed

3305
01:26:46,238 --> 01:26:48,559
people, too. It's hilarious.

3306
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:49,360
>> He hates weed.

3307
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:51,920
>> It's so weird.

3308
01:26:49,359 --> 01:26:52,399
>> I like his classic drinker. I'm with

3309
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,600
him, dude.

3310
01:26:52,399 --> 01:26:55,359
>> He's classic drinker.

3311
01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:56,960
>> I think he was just around a lot of all

3312
01:26:55,359 --> 01:26:58,559
the New York comics got sober and then

3313
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:59,198
just smoked weed constantly

3314
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:00,320
>> got

3315
01:26:59,198 --> 01:27:02,079
>> and then they're like, "Oh, you're

3316
01:27:00,319 --> 01:27:04,000
drinking again." It's like, dude, you

3317
01:27:02,079 --> 01:27:06,238
haven't had a thought in [ __ ] seven

3318
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,639
years. So, what are you [ __ ] talking

3319
01:27:06,238 --> 01:27:08,000
to?

3320
01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,880
>> It's all munchies.

3321
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,319
>> Ah,

3322
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,199
>> yeah. There's some I mean, everything

3323
01:27:10,319 --> 01:27:12,559
could be abused.

3324
01:27:11,198 --> 01:27:16,000
>> There's only a couple people in comedy

3325
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:17,920
that do weed like real good like Soder

3326
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,520
Jay where they're like they're just the

3327
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:20,239
same. They're just happy.

3328
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:22,880
>> Chappelle.

3329
01:27:20,238 --> 01:27:25,919
>> Chappelle. Cuz yes, most people go in on

3330
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:27,840
weed. They still are out in fun.

3331
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,520
>> It's a personality thing. Totally.

3332
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:29,840
>> They're still still active a lot. Yeah,

3333
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,440
most people.

3334
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:33,440
>> It's also I think it's a biological

3335
01:27:31,439 --> 01:27:34,238
thing cuz I think it affects people very

3336
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:35,839
differently. Definitely.

3337
01:27:34,238 --> 01:27:37,198
>> Can you get high when you smoke?

3338
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:37,600
>> Yeah, Jamie gets smokes.

3339
01:27:37,198 --> 01:27:39,198
>> Okay, cool.

3340
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:40,239
>> Edibles just don't work on the kid.

3341
01:27:39,198 --> 01:27:42,000
>> That's wild.

3342
01:27:40,238 --> 01:27:42,479
>> Young Jamie shrugs him off. That's

3343
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,760
crazy.

3344
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:44,479
>> You try to dose him up, he'll smile

3345
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,679
right in your face.

3346
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:46,479
>> Jamie, I'd like I'd like you to have a

3347
01:27:45,679 --> 01:27:48,399
bruski. What's going on?

3348
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:49,759
>> It'd be nice. Give it.

3349
01:27:48,399 --> 01:27:50,960
>> We talked about this earlier and I'd

3350
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,280
like I'd love for you to get involved

3351
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:54,239
today.

3352
01:27:51,279 --> 01:27:55,840
>> You talked to me. I didn't really

3353
01:27:54,238 --> 01:27:56,959
put on the beer. Put on the beer.

3354
01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:59,679
>> All of a sudden, I'm talking. Well, it

3355
01:27:56,960 --> 01:28:01,520
worked. He's drinking.

3356
01:27:59,679 --> 01:28:03,279
>> It works. He said he said something

3357
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:05,360
nasty and that's fine.

3358
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:06,960
>> You for that. You talked at me. I'm

3359
01:28:05,359 --> 01:28:07,519
trying to include you and have it. Let's

3360
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:08,719
have fun.

3361
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,400
>> J's a sassy [ __ ]

3362
01:28:08,719 --> 01:28:11,198
>> He's just being just clarifying.

3363
01:28:10,399 --> 01:28:12,719
>> He's an assassin.

3364
01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:14,079
>> He talked at me. I didn't talk at you.

3365
01:28:12,719 --> 01:28:15,520
How did I talk [laughter] at least was a

3366
01:28:14,079 --> 01:28:16,639
discussion. I mean, it was one.

3367
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:18,239
>> Yeah, a little discussion. And I said,

3368
01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:19,039
"Let's go watch Sixers Celtics. Let's

3369
01:28:18,238 --> 01:28:19,678
have a couple beers."

3370
01:28:19,039 --> 01:28:23,519
>> That's a great night.

3371
01:28:19,679 --> 01:28:25,279
>> Go to a bar, watch the Celtics.

3372
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,239
>> Peer pressure.

3373
01:28:25,279 --> 01:28:26,639
>> Upload the podcast.

3374
01:28:26,238 --> 01:28:28,879
>> Fun times.

3375
01:28:26,639 --> 01:28:30,159
>> You can upload it with four beers.

3376
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:31,679
>> You're Pierce Morgan.

3377
01:28:30,158 --> 01:28:32,479
>> Yeah. Leave it till Monday. We don't

3378
01:28:31,679 --> 01:28:34,079
care.

3379
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,799
>> When are you getting that car?

3380
01:28:34,079 --> 01:28:35,359
>> Tomorrow.

3381
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,679
>> Yeah.

3382
01:28:35,359 --> 01:28:38,559
>> A a tree fell on his car.

3383
01:28:37,679 --> 01:28:40,158
>> Crash my car.

3384
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,760
>> Really? From what? The wind's here.

3385
01:28:40,158 --> 01:28:43,198
>> They were doing some [ __ ] road work

3386
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:46,079
right in front of my house. And the the

3387
01:28:43,198 --> 01:28:49,119
vi the vibrations. [laughter] Oh, they

3388
01:28:46,079 --> 01:28:50,319
they building savage your your your car.

3389
01:28:49,119 --> 01:28:50,639
>> You got second [laughter] tower.

3390
01:28:50,319 --> 01:28:53,439
>> Wow.

3391
01:28:50,639 --> 01:28:54,719
>> I I really did, dude.

3392
01:28:53,439 --> 01:28:57,198
>> The house I live in, I'm renting this

3393
01:28:54,719 --> 01:28:58,960
house. It's like a one of those new

3394
01:28:57,198 --> 01:29:01,279
prefab [ __ ] or whatever those things.

3395
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:02,960
These new Austin houses, which are all

3396
01:29:01,279 --> 01:29:05,119
the exact same, which I kind of don't

3397
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,679
[ __ ] like at all. Is it the same one

3398
01:29:05,119 --> 01:29:07,679
you've been in?

3399
01:29:05,679 --> 01:29:09,359
>> Yeah. It's like a 15t ceiling for no

3400
01:29:07,679 --> 01:29:11,600
reason. It's one floor.

3401
01:29:09,359 --> 01:29:12,719
>> It looks It has this type of wall that's

3402
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:14,159
like standard.

3403
01:29:12,719 --> 01:29:15,840
>> It's a beautiful house.

3404
01:29:14,158 --> 01:29:18,000
>> It is very nice. And I've The last house

3405
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:19,360
I was in was a [ __ ] queen's

3406
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,439
apartment, but

3407
01:29:19,359 --> 01:29:23,679
>> that had more soul than this place.

3408
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:25,198
>> More soul for sure. But when I first

3409
01:29:23,679 --> 01:29:27,679
walked into the house I'm in now, I was

3410
01:29:25,198 --> 01:29:28,799
like, "Holy [ __ ] this is incredible."

3411
01:29:27,679 --> 01:29:31,279
>> Yeah.

3412
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:32,800
>> It's not a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] house.

3413
01:29:31,279 --> 01:29:35,198
>> It looks like a house from a porn.

3414
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,600
>> It's an Airbnb, too. It is an Airbnb.

3415
01:29:35,198 --> 01:29:37,599
Yeah.

3416
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,920
>> It is weird how money changes you.

3417
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:39,520
>> Yeah.

3418
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,158
>> Like it changes what you're accustomed

3419
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:40,719
to.

3420
01:29:40,158 --> 01:29:42,960
>> Mhm.

3421
01:29:40,719 --> 01:29:44,399
>> You get a little accustom to

3422
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,920
>> I was thinking about this. Yeah. You get

3423
01:29:44,399 --> 01:29:48,399
accustomed to the nice things, but I I

3424
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,199
keep trying to change and I'm just not

3425
01:29:48,399 --> 01:29:49,920
really changing.

3426
01:29:49,198 --> 01:29:52,238
>> What do you mean?

3427
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:53,920
>> As a human. No. Yeah. The cement is dry.

3428
01:29:52,238 --> 01:29:55,119
You're always mechanicsburg.

3429
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,399
>> Yeah. It's Mechanicsburg. It's light

3430
01:29:55,119 --> 01:29:57,760
beers. It's like all of a sudden I

3431
01:29:56,399 --> 01:29:59,039
realized I'm just getting drunk at

3432
01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,520
higher places,

3433
01:29:59,039 --> 01:30:01,039
>> right?

3434
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:01,600
>> Like I'm just in a taller building

3435
01:30:01,039 --> 01:30:02,960
getting drunk.

3436
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:05,360
>> Yeah. With more expensive beer.

3437
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,399
>> The exact same.

3438
01:30:05,359 --> 01:30:08,238
Everybody at Deep Creek.

3439
01:30:06,399 --> 01:30:09,519
>> It's the same beer, but the prices Yeah.

3440
01:30:08,238 --> 01:30:11,279
Everybody at Deep Creek was like poor

3441
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:12,960
white trash in like Maryland. And then

3442
01:30:11,279 --> 01:30:14,238
they like got rich and like when they

3443
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:15,520
were poor like we could just barely

3444
01:30:14,238 --> 01:30:17,198
afford one Bud Light and now they're

3445
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:17,600
rich like 10 Bud Lights.

3446
01:30:17,198 --> 01:30:18,238
>> What is it? [laughter]

3447
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:20,079
>> Deep Creek.

3448
01:30:18,238 --> 01:30:21,759
>> Deep Creek Lake is where pontooners go

3449
01:30:20,079 --> 01:30:22,479
to party.

3450
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:25,039
>> Where is that?

3451
01:30:22,479 --> 01:30:27,439
>> It's like deep almost by West Virginia.

3452
01:30:25,039 --> 01:30:28,000
>> Manade giant lake. It

3453
01:30:27,439 --> 01:30:29,678
>> rules.

3454
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:31,920
>> Same with New Orleans. We'd go out to

3455
01:30:29,679 --> 01:30:34,158
the boga and tube all day. Remember

3456
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:35,440
tubing? You sit on a river with a beer

3457
01:30:34,158 --> 01:30:37,759
and a float in a circle.

3458
01:30:35,439 --> 01:30:38,719
>> You just jump down, walk a long way down

3459
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:39,920
the [laughter] water.

3460
01:30:38,719 --> 01:30:41,920
>> I think it's good that you're not

3461
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:43,840
changing. It's a good sign. It'd

3462
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:45,920
>> be nice if I could.

3463
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:48,560
>> No, I mean, you change a little. You

3464
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:50,079
know, you got some good stuff going on.

3465
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:51,840
>> Literally, if you said this to Shane

3466
01:30:50,079 --> 01:30:53,600
yesterday, if you go, you've changed.

3467
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:54,319
He'd be like, "What the [ __ ] is that

3468
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,600
supposed to mean?"

3469
01:30:54,319 --> 01:30:56,000
>> Well, it's just wrong.

3470
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,679
>> I know.

3471
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,960
>> And I'd go, "God damn, I wish I could."

3472
01:30:57,679 --> 01:30:59,920
>> He dressed the same,

3473
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,679
>> but you're not going to stay in a

3474
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:02,239
Holiday Express.

3475
01:31:01,679 --> 01:31:03,440
>> Sure.

3476
01:31:02,238 --> 01:31:05,039
>> You've handled a nice hotel.

3477
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:06,079
>> You've handled fame very well. You've

3478
01:31:05,039 --> 01:31:07,679
handled it pretty well. You haven't

3479
01:31:06,079 --> 01:31:09,439
gotten weird at all. Now, some people

3480
01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:10,800
get weird just from the pressure of it.

3481
01:31:09,439 --> 01:31:11,279
Almost everybody.

3482
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:14,159
>> Yeah,

3483
01:31:11,279 --> 01:31:14,639
>> almost everybody. 98% get like

3484
01:31:14,158 --> 01:31:16,000
different.

3485
01:31:14,639 --> 01:31:17,840
>> I'm thinking of eight comics in my head

3486
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:20,079
right now who have gone full diva.

3487
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:21,440
>> Yeah, they get weird. It's very strange.

3488
01:31:20,079 --> 01:31:23,679
>> Shane, I know you have not changed.

3489
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:25,599
>> Oh, the bottom. [laughter]

3490
01:31:23,679 --> 01:31:28,480
>> You've changed, bro. You [ __ ]

3491
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:30,000
changed. What the [ __ ] Wait,

3492
01:31:28,479 --> 01:31:30,479
[ __ ] [laughter] You work for

3493
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:34,000
Israel.

3494
01:31:30,479 --> 01:31:36,000
>> Now, this is this is taste of aluminum.

3495
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,760
Some people like the aluminum taste.

3496
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,800
>> Bottle beer taste in a can. commercial.

3497
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,119
I remember when I was little.

3498
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:40,960
>> What?

3499
01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:42,880
>> It was some It was It was some out some

3500
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:44,239
beer and they go bottle beer taste in a

3501
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:45,039
can. I was like, "Is bottle beer

3502
01:31:44,238 --> 01:31:47,198
better?"

3503
01:31:45,039 --> 01:31:48,399
>> People like the aluminum flavor.

3504
01:31:47,198 --> 01:31:52,079
>> Yeah.

3505
01:31:48,399 --> 01:31:53,439
>> I like Give me a glass bottle a lot.

3506
01:31:52,079 --> 01:31:54,960
>> What's this?

3507
01:31:53,439 --> 01:31:56,719
>> Bottle beer tone.

3508
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:57,359
>> That's what it was.

3509
01:31:56,719 --> 01:31:58,960
>> In a can.

3510
01:31:57,359 --> 01:32:01,279
>> What? My memory served

3511
01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:03,520
>> bad beer across those Keystones.

3512
01:32:01,279 --> 01:32:05,119
>> This is a commercial from 1948.

3513
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:06,719
>> That's what I remember. grain.

3514
01:32:05,119 --> 01:32:08,880
>> I remember Israel got independence and I

3515
01:32:06,719 --> 01:32:10,639
was watching this commercial. [laughter]

3516
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:11,279
>> Yo, you guys you guys watch the Hogan

3517
01:32:10,639 --> 01:32:12,639
doc?

3518
01:32:11,279 --> 01:32:14,000
>> It's good. It's great.

3519
01:32:12,639 --> 01:32:15,199
>> I [ __ ] cried. Good.

3520
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,800
>> Really? So good.

3521
01:32:15,198 --> 01:32:17,759
>> When he's getting sued for taking down

3522
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,320
Belzer,

3523
01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:20,480
>> he rules.

3524
01:32:18,319 --> 01:32:22,479
>> And he's like, I was making 3500 a month

3525
01:32:20,479 --> 01:32:24,319
and I'm getting sued for 500,000. I was

3526
01:32:22,479 --> 01:32:25,359
famous but not rich.

3527
01:32:24,319 --> 01:32:26,639
>> And they're like, "What are we going to

3528
01:32:25,359 --> 01:32:28,399
do?" Oh, he rules.

3529
01:32:26,639 --> 01:32:30,480
>> I didn't even know he got sued for that

3530
01:32:28,399 --> 01:32:32,158
>> to go into MSG. I mean, he choked the

3531
01:32:30,479 --> 01:32:34,638
guy unconscious.

3532
01:32:32,158 --> 01:32:36,238
drop too far.

3533
01:32:34,639 --> 01:32:37,359
>> He did. He could have Jon Jones used to

3534
01:32:36,238 --> 01:32:39,039
do this all the time, but at least it

3535
01:32:37,359 --> 01:32:40,479
was soft matte. This was like hard

3536
01:32:39,039 --> 01:32:41,840
floor. He just just like threw.

3537
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:44,000
>> Yeah, but Jon Jones was doing it in a

3538
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:46,000
UFC fight against Machito.

3539
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:47,840
>> Someone who agreed. Yeah, [laughter]

3540
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,439
>> he does it and then he he if he just

3541
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,159
laid him down, it'd be like point

3542
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:50,638
proven,

3543
01:32:50,158 --> 01:32:53,279
>> right?

3544
01:32:50,639 --> 01:32:56,639
>> But he had to bring it. He's on TV.

3545
01:32:53,279 --> 01:32:58,000
>> Drunk and on steroids and on Coke.

3546
01:32:56,639 --> 01:32:59,760
Someone's like, "Yo, your shit's fake."

3547
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,560
You take it off. Is that what Bowser

3548
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:02,159
said that he's fake?

3549
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:03,520
>> It's so funny to him cuz he's like cuz

3550
01:33:02,158 --> 01:33:04,559
he's like, "Oh, you think I'm fake? Is

3551
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:07,040
that fake?" You're like, "No, but you

3552
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:07,360
don't do that when I'm talking." It is

3553
01:33:07,039 --> 01:33:08,719
fake.

3554
01:33:07,359 --> 01:33:10,960
>> Do you remember when John Staceil

3555
01:33:08,719 --> 01:33:12,880
confronted that wrestler backstage and

3556
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,239
the wrestler just [ __ ] slapped him a

3557
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,520
bunch of times? Slapped the [ __ ] out of

3558
01:33:14,238 --> 01:33:16,238
him. I think that ruined that guy's

3559
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:17,120
career though. I think

3560
01:33:16,238 --> 01:33:17,678
>> Staceel the wrestler.

3561
01:33:17,119 --> 01:33:18,238
>> The wrestler.

3562
01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:19,279
>> Yeah.

3563
01:33:18,238 --> 01:33:20,799
>> Uh I never heard of this.

3564
01:33:19,279 --> 01:33:21,279
>> I don't know. I think Who was the

3565
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,320
wrestler?

3566
01:33:21,279 --> 01:33:23,599
>> Staceel's still around.

3567
01:33:22,319 --> 01:33:24,799
>> Staceel's still around. But I think it

3568
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,280
ruined the wrestler's career.

3569
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:26,639
>> Whoa.

3570
01:33:25,279 --> 01:33:28,479
>> Cuz he beat the [ __ ] out of He looks

3571
01:33:26,639 --> 01:33:29,520
like I feel like he in my head he looks

3572
01:33:28,479 --> 01:33:31,599
like Sid Vicious or

3573
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:33,440
>> Well, he's a giant dude and he [ __ ]

3574
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:35,199
slapped him open palm to the ear, which

3575
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:37,119
could definitely make you go deaf.

3576
01:33:35,198 --> 01:33:39,839
>> But I mean, if you told BJ Penn in his

3577
01:33:37,119 --> 01:33:40,960
prime or or or or or anybody like, "I

3578
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:42,159
think what you do is fake." They'd be

3579
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:44,560
like, "It's not."

3580
01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:46,960
>> John Stace was slapped twice by WWF

3581
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:48,400
wrestled Dr. D. David Schultz backstage

3582
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:51,600
Madison Square Garden after calling pro

3583
01:33:48,399 --> 01:33:53,198
wrestling fake during a 2020 expose. The

3584
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,199
incident left Stacele with pain and

3585
01:33:53,198 --> 01:33:56,799
ringing in his ears leading to a lawsuit

3586
01:33:55,198 --> 01:33:57,599
against WWF.

3587
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:59,600
>> Jewish wrestling.

3588
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,079
>> You think he made money? Oh, you slipped

3589
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:01,039
right out.

3590
01:34:00,079 --> 01:34:02,639
>> [ __ ] It was like bad.

3591
01:34:01,039 --> 01:34:02,960
>> At least he's not pissing in a kombucha

3592
01:34:02,639 --> 01:34:03,679
jar.

3593
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,239
>> He probably is.

3594
01:34:03,679 --> 01:34:06,319
>> Give it on.

3595
01:34:04,238 --> 01:34:08,879
>> But here it is. So, he's grabbing him.

3596
01:34:06,319 --> 01:34:11,198
He gets him in this sleeper hold and he

3597
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:12,639
go he slumps and then he just drops him.

3598
01:34:11,198 --> 01:34:13,759
>> Head hit the hit the floor.

3599
01:34:12,639 --> 01:34:14,079
>> How professional is he though when he

3600
01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:16,880
gets

3601
01:34:14,079 --> 01:34:19,198
>> incident is from a 1985 episode of

3602
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:21,760
>> What the [ __ ] H.

3603
01:34:19,198 --> 01:34:22,638
So Bzer was talking [ __ ] saying it was

3604
01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:24,079
fake.

3605
01:34:22,639 --> 01:34:24,719
>> Great host, though. He pops right up and

3606
01:34:24,079 --> 01:34:25,760
goes commercial.

3607
01:34:24,719 --> 01:34:28,399
>> All right, we'll be right back.

3608
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:30,320
>> Yeah, heads bleeding and everything.

3609
01:34:28,399 --> 01:34:32,000
>> That is crazy. Oh, wow. Look at the

3610
01:34:30,319 --> 01:34:32,639
blood on the back of his head.

3611
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,158
>> You know who.

3612
01:34:32,639 --> 01:34:35,520
>> It's spurting out onto his jacket. Look

3613
01:34:34,158 --> 01:34:36,719
at that.

3614
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:37,520
>> What a pro.

3615
01:34:36,719 --> 01:34:38,560
>> Yeah, that is

3616
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:40,880
>> Chris Rock could have learned that.

3617
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:42,000
>> Quite professional. He seems happy.

3618
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:43,920
>> Look at Mr. T. That

3619
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:45,119
>> he doesn't seem upset at all. And then

3620
01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:47,679
he sued.

3621
01:34:45,119 --> 01:34:50,639
>> Yep. But you got to be a pro,

3622
01:34:47,679 --> 01:34:51,279
>> but also you got to be,

3623
01:34:50,639 --> 01:34:54,480
>> you know,

3624
01:34:51,279 --> 01:34:57,039
>> that makes head look like Kennedy.

3625
01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:58,879
>> $400,000 settlement. Famously used the

3626
01:34:57,039 --> 01:35:01,359
money to buy a home in France. Jokingly

3627
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:01,920
named it Chezza Hogan.

3628
01:35:01,359 --> 01:35:03,599
>> That's fun.

3629
01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:05,359
>> He bought a house in France. He lived in

3630
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,719
France for a while and then he was a

3631
01:35:05,359 --> 01:35:08,960
Jew. He's had to be.

3632
01:35:06,719 --> 01:35:10,239
>> Sounds like got a lawsuit for that.

3633
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:11,600
>> Latigious.

3634
01:35:10,238 --> 01:35:13,439
>> Yeah. He didn't used to pay medical

3635
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:15,280
bills. He bought a house. It's like that

3636
01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:17,039
means that's a bonus in France.

3637
01:35:15,279 --> 01:35:18,800
>> It's a Jew move. And I think he was

3638
01:35:17,039 --> 01:35:20,639
still doing that Law and Order show and

3639
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,840
just flying back and forth to France.

3640
01:35:20,639 --> 01:35:23,679
>> Met him once. It's the funniest thing

3641
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:25,199
cuz I saw him in like early early like

3642
01:35:23,679 --> 01:35:25,840
doing those late night shows, you know,

3643
01:35:25,198 --> 01:35:26,158
as a kid.

3644
01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:27,039
>> Mhm.

3645
01:35:26,158 --> 01:35:28,799
>> And it was like, "Oh, that's a

3646
01:35:27,039 --> 01:35:30,960
comedian." And then he's done a lot of

3647
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,679
comics have this trajectory. Do nothing

3648
01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:32,239
comedic.

3649
01:35:31,679 --> 01:35:34,480
>> Yep.

3650
01:35:32,238 --> 01:35:36,399
>> It's like comedic, coded, serious.

3651
01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:38,718
>> Well, he was a comic. He did a lot of

3652
01:35:36,399 --> 01:35:40,158
comedy. I saw him do standup in Boston

3653
01:35:38,719 --> 01:35:41,439
in the 80s.

3654
01:35:40,158 --> 01:35:43,359
>> Then he became like just serious. It's

3655
01:35:41,439 --> 01:35:44,479
just a funny guy in serious roles and

3656
01:35:43,359 --> 01:35:46,000
not even that funny.

3657
01:35:44,479 --> 01:35:48,559
>> No. And then drop standup.

3658
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:49,279
>> Well, I think it's just money and ease.

3659
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:51,039
>> It's so easy.

3660
01:35:49,279 --> 01:35:52,960
>> It's that velvet prison. They start

3661
01:35:51,039 --> 01:35:55,279
giving you money. You start showing up.

3662
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:56,560
You service. You're eating.

3663
01:35:55,279 --> 01:35:59,039
>> Stand up is a blue.

3664
01:35:56,560 --> 01:36:00,480
>> Also, his coworker is a guy who made a

3665
01:35:59,039 --> 01:36:02,399
song called Cop Killer. Like, he's like,

3666
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:03,599
"All right, I'm rich. I'm rich now, too.

3667
01:36:02,399 --> 01:36:04,238
We're both rich. Don't even worry about

3668
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:04,719
who we used to be.

3669
01:36:04,238 --> 01:36:05,519
>> Maloney."

3670
01:36:04,719 --> 01:36:06,319
>> Yeah.

3671
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:08,706
>> That's interesting.

3672
01:36:06,319 --> 01:36:08,706
>> Chris Maloney. [laughter]

3673
01:36:09,039 --> 01:36:10,800
>> Just kidding.

3674
01:36:09,439 --> 01:36:12,158
>> Yeah. Eventually they go, "I'm just not

3675
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,600
that. I'm not 25 anymore."

3676
01:36:12,158 --> 01:36:15,679
>> I know, but I mean it's still like

3677
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:16,560
Carlin did it till he died.

3678
01:36:15,679 --> 01:36:18,079
>> Was the real one.

3679
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:19,920
>> Yeah. Rickles. Rickles did it till he

3680
01:36:18,079 --> 01:36:22,000
died. Rivers was like

3681
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:22,719
anti-establishment. Never changed who he

3682
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:24,399
was. And it was

3683
01:36:22,719 --> 01:36:25,119
>> Tell us what Bzer was beginning in the

3684
01:36:24,399 --> 01:36:27,759
beginning.

3685
01:36:25,119 --> 01:36:30,399
>> He was kind of very conspiracy theory.

3686
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:32,400
He wrote a book on Elvis, Bigfoot, and

3687
01:36:30,399 --> 01:36:33,439
flying saucers, I think, was the book. I

3688
01:36:32,399 --> 01:36:35,439
read it back in the day. It's a

3689
01:36:33,439 --> 01:36:36,879
conspiracy theory book by Belzer.

3690
01:36:35,439 --> 01:36:37,439
>> Five different conspiracy books.

3691
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:40,319
>> Did he really?

3692
01:36:37,439 --> 01:36:41,839
>> What the [ __ ] UFOs, JFKs, and Elvis.

3693
01:36:40,319 --> 01:36:42,559
Conspiracies you don't have to be CRAZY

3694
01:36:41,840 --> 01:36:43,360
TO BELIEVE.

3695
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:44,800
>> WOW.

3696
01:36:43,359 --> 01:36:46,639
>> Dead wrong. Straight facts on the

3697
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:48,400
country's most controversial cover-ups.

3698
01:36:46,639 --> 01:36:50,800
Hit list. An in-depth investigation to

3699
01:36:48,399 --> 01:36:51,519
mysterious deaths of witnesses. The JFK

3700
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:52,960
assassination.

3701
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:53,280
>> Wow. He's ahead of his time with that

3702
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:54,880
[ __ ]

3703
01:36:53,279 --> 01:36:56,880
>> Yeah, he's he was an interesting guy.

3704
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:58,719
>> Juvenon.

3705
01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:00,639
>> Very interesting guy.

3706
01:36:58,719 --> 01:37:02,158
>> Wow. He people loved him. He was a

3707
01:37:00,639 --> 01:37:04,000
respected comedian. He was a crowdwork

3708
01:37:02,158 --> 01:37:06,399
guy. He was like the host. He was always

3709
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:08,479
the host. Crowd work for SNL FOR FIVE

3710
01:37:06,399 --> 01:37:08,960
YEARS. OH,

3711
01:37:08,479 --> 01:37:10,879
>> REALLY?

3712
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:13,359
>> Crowd warm-up.

3713
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:14,560
>> Back in the day, he was, you know, like

3714
01:37:13,359 --> 01:37:14,799
a comics comic.

3715
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:16,639
>> Yeah.

3716
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:18,480
>> But there was a bunch of those like like

3717
01:37:16,639 --> 01:37:19,520
Leno was the comics comic. Totally.

3718
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:20,638
>> Back in the day.

3719
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:22,320
>> When I started, they were like the

3720
01:37:20,639 --> 01:37:23,840
second best. They also prior, but like

3721
01:37:22,319 --> 01:37:25,118
the second best comic. Who is who is

3722
01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:26,560
that going to be? And a lot of people

3723
01:37:25,118 --> 01:37:27,198
were like, it was Leno. I'm like, isn't

3724
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:27,600
>> that nuts?

3725
01:37:27,198 --> 01:37:28,238
>> Yeah.

3726
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:30,000
>> What?

3727
01:37:28,238 --> 01:37:31,279
>> Apparently in the 70s was a [ __ ]

3728
01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:32,960
animal.

3729
01:37:31,279 --> 01:37:34,880
>> Like you get that for a reason.

3730
01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:36,399
>> Yeah. You get you don't just some open

3731
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:38,079
micer who gets a Tonight Show.

3732
01:37:36,399 --> 01:37:41,118
>> Yeah, but it's that thing. The Tonight

3733
01:37:38,079 --> 01:37:44,936
Show was just the golden thing. Oh, he's

3734
01:37:41,118 --> 01:37:45,519
got the [ __ ] He's got glasses on now.

3735
01:37:44,936 --> 01:37:47,920
[laughter]

3736
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:50,800
>> Eagles.

3737
01:37:47,920 --> 01:37:52,319
The 70s was like the golden era for

3738
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:54,320
those kind of comics.

3739
01:37:52,319 --> 01:37:56,399
>> Yeah. I mean, you had Carlin was he got

3740
01:37:54,319 --> 01:37:57,599
I think four heart attacks from Coke.

3741
01:37:56,399 --> 01:37:59,279
>> Whoa. Really?

3742
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:00,960
>> Something like that. Yeah.

3743
01:37:59,279 --> 01:38:02,800
>> Maybe Prior was four and he was three,

3744
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:04,239
but they were both up there. Jesus

3745
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:04,960
Christ. I didn't know Carlin had that

3746
01:38:04,238 --> 01:38:07,279
many heart attacks.

3747
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:09,359
>> I mean, give it a go, GMO. I could be.

3748
01:38:07,279 --> 01:38:11,198
>> How many heart attacks did Carl He had?

3749
01:38:09,359 --> 01:38:11,920
Three heart attacks. Cocaine.

3750
01:38:11,198 --> 01:38:14,158
>> Yeah.

3751
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:15,760
>> We also had a pill problem for a while.

3752
01:38:14,158 --> 01:38:17,039
He had to get off pills. This is like

3753
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,440
later in his life,

3754
01:38:17,039 --> 01:38:19,039
>> right?

3755
01:38:17,439 --> 01:38:19,919
>> Like late late in his life, he was

3756
01:38:19,039 --> 01:38:20,880
hooked on the pills.

3757
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:23,279
>> Oh, yeah.

3758
01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:24,800
>> Carlin. Yeah. Late in his life. Deep

3759
01:38:23,279 --> 01:38:26,960
into his 60s and 70s. I think

3760
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:29,440
>> he was the coolest of all the old

3761
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:32,399
amazing guys I met. Up there for sure.

3762
01:38:29,439 --> 01:38:33,118
But like I had to go get him a sandwich

3763
01:38:32,399 --> 01:38:33,359
in the door.

3764
01:38:33,118 --> 01:38:34,880
>> What?

3765
01:38:33,359 --> 01:38:35,439
>> He did like a month at the store.

3766
01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:36,719
>> Shut up.

3767
01:38:35,439 --> 01:38:37,678
>> Yeah. Month of main room shows.

3768
01:38:36,719 --> 01:38:38,560
>> Oh yeah.

3769
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:39,199
>> Year.

3770
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:41,360
>> Uh 20

3771
01:38:39,198 --> 01:38:41,678
>> 2001 2002 2003.

3772
01:38:41,359 --> 01:38:43,519
>> Wow.

3773
01:38:41,679 --> 01:38:45,039
>> And I got him a green blast. I go here

3774
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:46,560
go. He gave me 20 bucks. I was like,

3775
01:38:45,039 --> 01:38:49,439
"Oh, no, no, man. They covered it." He

3776
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:50,960
goes, "I know. It's for [laughter] you."

3777
01:38:49,439 --> 01:38:52,799
I was like, "Oh, all right. Sorry, Mr.

3778
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:55,359
Carly." Go, don't call me that.

3779
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:56,960
>> He was cool. He was very unassuming. He

3780
01:38:55,359 --> 01:38:58,479
was hanging out in the back area by the

3781
01:38:56,960 --> 01:39:00,399
parking lot. He would also sit in the

3782
01:38:58,479 --> 01:39:02,718
back in Mitsy's chair, you know that.

3783
01:39:00,399 --> 01:39:04,638
And and if you did well, he stayed over

3784
01:39:02,719 --> 01:39:05,760
mic sometimes. But only if you did well,

3785
01:39:04,639 --> 01:39:06,079
he'd be like, "Good job, man."

3786
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,360
>> Wow.

3787
01:39:06,079 --> 01:39:08,719
>> And then other people didn't. And he'd

3788
01:39:07,359 --> 01:39:09,039
be like, "Hi."

3789
01:39:08,719 --> 01:39:11,760
>> Yeah.

3790
01:39:09,039 --> 01:39:13,760
>> Wow. He zing me pretty good once. Comic.

3791
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:15,679
>> I I did a he did a book signing cuz he

3792
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:17,600
had all those books. And I brought like

3793
01:39:15,679 --> 01:39:19,199
four books to meet him at Borders on

3794
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:20,239
Wall Street. And I waited in line and

3795
01:39:19,198 --> 01:39:21,599
all these people are going like, "I love

3796
01:39:20,238 --> 01:39:23,039
you in Jersey girl. I love you in Bill

3797
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:24,639
and Teds." I was like, "Ah, these people

3798
01:39:23,039 --> 01:39:26,399
don't know comedy." So I went up and I

3799
01:39:24,639 --> 01:39:28,239
was like, "I love this this special.

3800
01:39:26,399 --> 01:39:29,759
Back in town, amazing, whatever." And he

3801
01:39:28,238 --> 01:39:31,519
goes, "What do you do?" I go, "I'm a

3802
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:33,360
com." He goes, "Yeah, you got a real

3803
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,080
talent for jacking around." That's what

3804
01:39:33,359 --> 01:39:34,880
he said.

3805
01:39:34,079 --> 01:39:35,840
>> Jacking around?

3806
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:36,960
>> I don't even know what that means.

3807
01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:39,199
What's jacking around mean?

3808
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:41,118
>> It seemed like he hated me. [laughter]

3809
01:39:39,198 --> 01:39:42,399
>> You got a real talent for jacking

3810
01:39:41,118 --> 01:39:43,839
around.

3811
01:39:42,399 --> 01:39:44,960
>> He goes, "You sound like a comic." I go,

3812
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:46,079
"Oh, yeah." He goes, "Yeah, you got a

3813
01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:47,198
real talent for jacking around."

3814
01:39:46,079 --> 01:39:48,719
>> Jacking around.

3815
01:39:47,198 --> 01:39:49,039
>> I don't know what that means, but I I'll

3816
01:39:48,719 --> 01:39:50,239
take it.

3817
01:39:49,039 --> 01:39:52,000
>> 70s lingo.

3818
01:39:50,238 --> 01:39:53,759
>> Yeah. I mean, he was around in the day

3819
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:55,439
when Lenny Bruce was around. Oh yeah, he

3820
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:56,000
got arrested at his show.

3821
01:39:55,439 --> 01:39:57,279
>> Did he really?

3822
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:58,639
>> He got arrested with Lenny Bruce.

3823
01:39:57,279 --> 01:40:00,719
>> Yeah, they were in the same cop car.

3824
01:39:58,639 --> 01:40:01,279
Really? That's a big story.

3825
01:40:00,719 --> 01:40:04,719
>> That was his hero.

3826
01:40:01,279 --> 01:40:05,118
>> Cara came in shoplift.

3827
01:40:04,719 --> 01:40:06,079
>> What?

3828
01:40:05,118 --> 01:40:06,960
>> Delete that, Jamie.

3829
01:40:06,079 --> 01:40:07,439
>> No. [laughter]

3830
01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:08,319
Jamie.

3831
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:10,638
>> Jamie, delete that, please.

3832
01:40:08,319 --> 01:40:12,238
>> That was a Keep it dry.

3833
01:40:10,639 --> 01:40:15,520
>> Jamie, delete that, please. [laughter]

3834
01:40:12,238 --> 01:40:16,238
>> I didn't catch it out. We didn't even

3835
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:18,320
know you were joking.

3836
01:40:16,238 --> 01:40:18,799
>> We all tried to sort it out like what am

3837
01:40:18,319 --> 01:40:20,319
I messing up?

3838
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:22,849
>> What does he mean by Leave it to Israel

3839
01:40:20,319 --> 01:40:22,849
to bomb? [laughter]

3840
01:40:27,679 --> 01:40:30,319
Oh, those guys paved the [ __ ] road.

3841
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:30,880
>> Mhm.

3842
01:40:30,319 --> 01:40:32,719
>> Tell you that.

3843
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:34,480
>> Getting arrested for jokes. Forget a

3844
01:40:32,719 --> 01:40:35,198
heckler or some blogger.

3845
01:40:34,479 --> 01:40:36,158
>> What? Ruined

3846
01:40:35,198 --> 01:40:38,000
>> going to jail.

3847
01:40:36,158 --> 01:40:39,359
>> Ruined Lenny Bruce's life. Like at the

3848
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:40,960
end of his life, he was just reading off

3849
01:40:39,359 --> 01:40:42,399
court transcripts on stage and the

3850
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:43,679
people get so bummed out. They're like,

3851
01:40:42,399 --> 01:40:45,439
"Hey, tell some jokes."

3852
01:40:43,679 --> 01:40:45,760
>> Yeah. Like we're here for you to do the

3853
01:40:45,439 --> 01:40:47,759
thing.

3854
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:50,560
>> There's video of it. I bought video back

3855
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:53,280
in the day, VHS tapes of his recordings,

3856
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:55,520
and one of the recordings was him on

3857
01:40:53,279 --> 01:40:57,118
stage in this small club like just

3858
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:57,600
reading off court transcripts.

3859
01:40:57,118 --> 01:40:58,559
>> Oh.

3860
01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,840
>> And it was just terrible.

3861
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:01,039
>> It's like guys who get canceled and

3862
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:01,679
that's all they talk about,

3863
01:41:01,039 --> 01:41:02,639
>> right?

3864
01:41:01,679 --> 01:41:03,840
>> That's what happens.

3865
01:41:02,639 --> 01:41:05,760
>> Yeah.

3866
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:07,199
>> Becomes their thing. It's so crazy. You

3867
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:08,960
did an off-handed thing and then now

3868
01:41:07,198 --> 01:41:10,879
it's your everything.

3869
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:12,399
>> You got beaten one race by a chick and

3870
01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:14,719
now that's your whole life

3871
01:41:12,399 --> 01:41:16,399
>> by a trans chick. That one, she went

3872
01:41:14,719 --> 01:41:18,079
nuts. That girl who lost who came in

3873
01:41:16,399 --> 01:41:19,359
fifth at a [ __ ] race by a trans

3874
01:41:18,079 --> 01:41:19,840
>> Hold on a second. That one's kind of

3875
01:41:19,359 --> 01:41:21,599
fair.

3876
01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:22,719
>> Yeah, that's a different she go. Why the

3877
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:24,079
[ __ ] is this allowed?

3878
01:41:22,719 --> 01:41:24,560
>> Not 10 years later.

3879
01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,519
>> What are you talking about? [snorts]

3880
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:27,199
>> She still made her life.

3881
01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:27,520
>> What are you a comic? Got beaten in a

3882
01:41:27,198 --> 01:41:28,158
race.

3883
01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:30,719
>> Not a comic.

3884
01:41:28,158 --> 01:41:32,238
>> He's talking about like your analogies.

3885
01:41:30,719 --> 01:41:32,880
Female athlete who lost to a trans

3886
01:41:32,238 --> 01:41:34,079
athlete.

3887
01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:34,800
>> She's going we should have laws about

3888
01:41:34,079 --> 01:41:36,319
this.

3889
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:38,079
>> Which one? Oh, that's Riley Gains.

3890
01:41:36,319 --> 01:41:39,840
>> It's her whole [ __ ] personality now.

3891
01:41:38,079 --> 01:41:42,719
She didn't go to school for that. She

3892
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:44,319
was on a track. One thing happened and

3893
01:41:42,719 --> 01:41:45,520
that she's like completely changed. Same

3894
01:41:44,319 --> 01:41:46,319
as when comics get cancelceled. It's

3895
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:47,520
like, "Oh, it's all beautiful."

3896
01:41:46,319 --> 01:41:49,439
>> She actually had a good point because

3897
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:53,520
not only did she not lose to that

3898
01:41:49,439 --> 01:41:55,599
person, the Leah guy, but tied. And then

3899
01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:57,920
the Leah guy got the trophy and not

3900
01:41:55,600 --> 01:42:00,000
>> No, no, but there's more to that.

3901
01:41:57,920 --> 01:42:00,480
>> No, they tied for fourth.

3902
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:02,079
>> Yeah.

3903
01:42:00,479 --> 01:42:03,759
>> Fourth and fifth. And they go, "Hey, we

3904
01:42:02,079 --> 01:42:05,439
only have four trophies. We're going to

3905
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:07,440
get killed if we don't give it to the

3906
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:07,759
trans lady. Can we just send you one

3907
01:42:07,439 --> 01:42:09,439
later?"

3908
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:10,800
>> Do you know how crazy that is, though?

3909
01:42:09,439 --> 01:42:12,158
Do you know how crazy that is? Get it.

3910
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:13,520
Give it to a guy who pretended.

3911
01:42:12,158 --> 01:42:15,599
>> I'd be mad if that was at a [ __ ]

3912
01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:17,040
comedy competition that no one saw.

3913
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:17,440
>> No, they'll say, "We'll send it to you

3914
01:42:17,039 --> 01:42:18,800
next week."

3915
01:42:17,439 --> 01:42:20,079
>> Well, wait. Why is the guy coming in

3916
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:21,119
fourth? He should be one.

3917
01:42:20,079 --> 01:42:22,158
>> Yeah, for sure.

3918
01:42:21,118 --> 01:42:22,960
>> This guy sucks.

3919
01:42:22,158 --> 01:42:24,079
>> All of them lost.

3920
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:25,359
>> Well, he sucked.

3921
01:42:24,079 --> 01:42:27,118
>> First, second, and third. And none of

3922
01:42:25,359 --> 01:42:28,319
these people involved came in first,

3923
01:42:27,118 --> 01:42:29,839
second, and third. First, second, and

3924
01:42:28,319 --> 01:42:31,039
third nobody cares about.

3925
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:32,239
>> Fourth, and fifth is what they're

3926
01:42:31,039 --> 01:42:34,079
arguing about.

3927
01:42:32,238 --> 01:42:36,158
>> Wait, I I don't understand what your

3928
01:42:34,079 --> 01:42:37,279
argument is, though. Is like who cares?

3929
01:42:36,158 --> 01:42:38,879
is like, "Yeah, obvious."

3930
01:42:37,279 --> 01:42:40,000
>> No, no, no. To make it your whole life

3931
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,440
after that is what you're saying about

3932
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:41,920
cancelled comics where they they become

3933
01:42:41,439 --> 01:42:42,799
that thing.

3934
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:46,000
>> I understand, but

3935
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:46,880
>> she was going to school for not that and

3936
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:48,399
now that's her job.

3937
01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:49,600
>> Here's what they're going to school for.

3938
01:42:48,399 --> 01:42:50,079
>> You're saying it changed your whole

3939
01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:51,520
trajectory.

3940
01:42:50,079 --> 01:42:53,039
>> What'd you go to school for, [ __ ]

3941
01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:54,960
>> English, literature, breaking down

3942
01:42:53,039 --> 01:42:56,319
analysis of life and stuff.

3943
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:57,279
>> Are you doing well on that right now?

3944
01:42:56,319 --> 01:42:58,559
>> Yeah, pretty much.

3945
01:42:57,279 --> 01:43:00,800
>> Yeah, you're doing terrible. [laughter]

3946
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:01,119
This moment right here that's failing

3947
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:02,800
you.

3948
01:43:01,118 --> 01:43:04,399
>> No, you say these cancel comments go and

3949
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:07,119
they can make that their whole life.

3950
01:43:04,399 --> 01:43:08,879
This chick is not doing that. She tied a

3951
01:43:07,118 --> 01:43:09,920
race for fourth and fifth and now that's

3952
01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:11,440
all she does for a living.

3953
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:13,039
>> What is an example of a canceled comic

3954
01:43:11,439 --> 01:43:15,439
that's made it their whole life.

3955
01:43:13,039 --> 01:43:15,920
>> Like who what I don't want to name

3956
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:16,399
anybody,

3957
01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:17,760
>> right?

3958
01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:18,399
>> But you we've just talked about that.

3959
01:43:17,760 --> 01:43:19,679
There's a lot of

3960
01:43:18,399 --> 01:43:20,399
>> I understand I understand what you're

3961
01:43:19,679 --> 01:43:20,960
saying.

3962
01:43:20,399 --> 01:43:22,158
>> Sort of.

3963
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:22,960
>> Jew is on Netflix.

3964
01:43:22,158 --> 01:43:24,479
>> Jew's on Netflix.

3965
01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:26,639
>> It's on Netflix now. That is pretty cool

3966
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:27,678
that Netflix bought it out on YouTube.

3967
01:43:26,639 --> 01:43:29,440
>> They didn't buy it. THEY'RE JUST PUTTING

3968
01:43:27,679 --> 01:43:32,800
IT UP.

3969
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:34,399
>> [ __ ] JESUS.

3970
01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:35,440
It was already on YouTube.

3971
01:43:34,399 --> 01:43:36,960
No, I'm totally happy with it.

3972
01:43:35,439 --> 01:43:38,479
>> Can you keep it on YouTube as well or

3973
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:39,760
you have to take it down? Hey, that's

3974
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:40,638
very How many views did it have on

3975
01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:41,119
YouTube?

3976
01:43:40,639 --> 01:43:42,159
>> Millions.

3977
01:43:41,118 --> 01:43:44,000
>> 8 million.

3978
01:43:42,158 --> 01:43:45,359
>> 8 million. It should have been six.

3979
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:47,520
>> That would have been great.

3980
01:43:45,359 --> 01:43:48,639
>> Shane at the creek is like 50.

3981
01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:50,880
>> That's insane.

3982
01:43:48,639 --> 01:43:53,199
>> Yeah. There's a Indian guy that broke

3983
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:53,760
the record in a week.

3984
01:43:53,198 --> 01:43:56,319
>> Wow.

3985
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:57,360
>> Oh, is that Indian comic put it up and I

3986
01:43:56,319 --> 01:43:59,118
somebody sent it to me and they're like,

3987
01:43:57,359 --> 01:44:00,719
he broke your record in a week.

3988
01:43:59,118 --> 01:44:02,880
>> Dang. 55.

3989
01:44:00,719 --> 01:44:04,239
>> Is it in Indian? Is it in Hindu?

3990
01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:05,840
>> Yeah. Is it the Canadian guy?

3991
01:44:04,238 --> 01:44:08,319
>> 50 languages.

3992
01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:09,920
>> Yeah, he's going crazy. So, there's

3993
01:44:08,319 --> 01:44:11,920
billions of them.

3994
01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:13,600
>> But how do you know with the This is a

3995
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:15,279
thing with views these days, though.

3996
01:44:13,600 --> 01:44:16,079
There's companies that will jack your

3997
01:44:15,279 --> 01:44:16,639
views up.

3998
01:44:16,079 --> 01:44:17,760
>> Yeah, but that's

3999
01:44:16,639 --> 01:44:19,039
>> Sure. You got to pay for that.

4000
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:20,639
>> Yeah, but you could pay for it, but you

4001
01:44:19,039 --> 01:44:22,238
could get millions of views that way.

4002
01:44:20,639 --> 01:44:23,279
>> You can see the difference in like we

4003
01:44:22,238 --> 01:44:23,839
always do this when we talk [ __ ] about

4004
01:44:23,279 --> 01:44:24,399
people who do it.

4005
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:26,000
>> Engagement.

4006
01:44:24,399 --> 01:44:28,079
>> Yeah. They're like they're like 5

4007
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:30,158
million views, 30 comments.

4008
01:44:28,079 --> 01:44:31,679
>> Right. What's up, bro? What's that

4009
01:44:30,158 --> 01:44:33,359
about? Right. Right. Right.

4010
01:44:31,679 --> 01:44:34,719
>> And what is a view? How much of you do

4011
01:44:33,359 --> 01:44:36,079
you have to watch for a view to count?

4012
01:44:34,719 --> 01:44:37,198
>> I think it's just a click and click off

4013
01:44:36,079 --> 01:44:38,000
counts as a view.

4014
01:44:37,198 --> 01:44:39,519
>> That's a good question.

4015
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:41,840
>> The best is when you send someone uh

4016
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:43,520
like an agent or something like a clip,

4017
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:44,560
you know, for them to see and they go,

4018
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:45,760
"We watched it. We're not happy with

4019
01:44:44,560 --> 01:44:47,360
it." And you look at it like, "It still

4020
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:49,039
has zero views."

4021
01:44:47,359 --> 01:44:50,238
>> It's a private clip.

4022
01:44:49,039 --> 01:44:52,002
>> You definitely didn't watch it.

4023
01:44:50,238 --> 01:44:52,799
>> We liked it. We're not happy with it.

4024
01:44:52,002 --> 01:44:54,960
[laughter]

4025
01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:57,279
>> Or or more embarrassing when someone

4026
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:58,960
sends you something like I just did.

4027
01:44:57,279 --> 01:45:00,960
That guy sent me something and I've

4028
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:02,880
watched it 30 times. Oh, over and over.

4029
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:04,000
>> And it's just me and he's going to see

4030
01:45:02,880 --> 01:45:05,440
all the views are just me [laughter]

4031
01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:07,359
going private private.

4032
01:45:05,439 --> 01:45:08,799
>> Oh, that's so sick.

4033
01:45:07,359 --> 01:45:10,479
>> Oh, that's so sick.

4034
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:12,880
>> I feel bad for Young Comics. Everything

4035
01:45:10,479 --> 01:45:14,158
is about views, shares, number,

4036
01:45:12,880 --> 01:45:16,000
followers. How many followers do you

4037
01:45:14,158 --> 01:45:17,759
have? It's not even about funny.

4038
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:18,319
>> Yeah, it's not. I still think it is

4039
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:18,719
though.

4040
01:45:18,319 --> 01:45:20,399
>> It is.

4041
01:45:18,719 --> 01:45:21,760
>> I think eventually the cream rises, but

4042
01:45:20,399 --> 01:45:22,479
managers will literally be like, "We got

4043
01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:23,440
to hire this guy."

4044
01:45:22,479 --> 01:45:24,158
>> They don't know [ __ ]

4045
01:45:23,439 --> 01:45:25,039
>> Well, yeah.

4046
01:45:24,158 --> 01:45:26,479
>> It's kind of like the industry in

4047
01:45:25,039 --> 01:45:28,158
general. They're like, "How much money

4048
01:45:26,479 --> 01:45:30,319
did your movie make?" And then if they

4049
01:45:28,158 --> 01:45:31,839
don't mind getting an Oscar nomination,

4050
01:45:30,319 --> 01:45:33,198
but that's not what they're really in it

4051
01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:35,520
for.

4052
01:45:33,198 --> 01:45:37,919
>> I just with the comics today being

4053
01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:39,840
worried about you got to put out click

4054
01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:41,600
or clips, you got to do that. It's like

4055
01:45:39,840 --> 01:45:42,400
sure. Yeah. It's like do it, but it's

4056
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:43,119
like

4057
01:45:42,399 --> 01:45:45,759
>> build an act.

4058
01:45:43,118 --> 01:45:47,519
>> I don't know. I comedians always have

4059
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:49,199
excuses for why they're not successful,

4060
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:49,840
which is fine. I did the exact same

4061
01:45:49,198 --> 01:45:51,919
thing,

4062
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:53,279
>> but they're all like, "Well, this guy,

4063
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,880
yeah, he's only got it cuz he put all

4064
01:45:53,279 --> 01:45:55,840
those clips out and did all It's like I

4065
01:45:54,880 --> 01:45:57,520
don't I don't know.

4066
01:45:55,840 --> 01:45:59,199
>> Whatever works. try to be funny and

4067
01:45:57,520 --> 01:46:00,560
>> yeah, who gives a [ __ ] why someone's

4068
01:45:59,198 --> 01:46:02,319
doing well? Who gives a [ __ ] of a

4069
01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:03,920
YouTuber selling out a comedy club? Who

4070
01:46:02,319 --> 01:46:04,479
[ __ ] cares? It's about you. What are

4071
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:04,960
you doing

4072
01:46:04,479 --> 01:46:05,678
>> exactly?

4073
01:46:04,960 --> 01:46:07,118
>> Just do your [ __ ]

4074
01:46:05,679 --> 01:46:07,600
>> And I understand. Again, by the way, I

4075
01:46:07,118 --> 01:46:09,198
understand.

4076
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:11,520
>> I [ __ ] loved that thing that you did

4077
01:46:09,198 --> 01:46:13,279
where you did that documentary showing

4078
01:46:11,520 --> 01:46:14,400
all the leading up to Boulder, the new

4079
01:46:13,279 --> 01:46:16,800
thing that you did. Did you watch that?

4080
01:46:14,399 --> 01:46:17,118
>> Yeah, it was great. The background.

4081
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:19,360
Thanks.

4082
01:46:17,118 --> 01:46:21,118
>> It's great. And it's a great insight as

4083
01:46:19,359 --> 01:46:22,238
to like the development of bits. I

4084
01:46:21,118 --> 01:46:24,238
really enjoy it.

4085
01:46:22,238 --> 01:46:25,759
>> Appreciate it. I wish you were my dad,

4086
01:46:24,238 --> 01:46:26,399
>> by [laughter] the way. I could be your

4087
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:27,920
dad.

4088
01:46:26,399 --> 01:46:28,638
>> Mark, I want you to know he told me that

4089
01:46:27,920 --> 01:46:29,440
behind your [clears throat] back

4090
01:46:28,639 --> 01:46:29,840
earlier.

4091
01:46:29,439 --> 01:46:30,960
>> Whoa.

4092
01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:32,079
>> Me and him were just sitting out there.

4093
01:46:30,960 --> 01:46:33,359
He was like, "You see that thing?" I was

4094
01:46:32,079 --> 01:46:33,600
like, "Fuck no, I'm not watching Mark's

4095
01:46:33,359 --> 01:46:34,799
shit."

4096
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:36,719
>> Yeah, it's an hour long. [laughter]

4097
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:37,199
It's good. I watch.

4098
01:46:36,719 --> 01:46:38,719
>> It's really good.

4099
01:46:37,198 --> 01:46:40,879
>> What on the way to the special?

4100
01:46:38,719 --> 01:46:43,279
>> Yeah, I did a 10 sold out at the Dallas

4101
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:44,800
Improv and the special taped like a week

4102
01:46:43,279 --> 01:46:46,399
or two later. So, I was just tweaking

4103
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:48,079
and fine-tuning and I filmed all the

4104
01:46:46,399 --> 01:46:48,719
bombs and all that [ __ ]

4105
01:46:48,079 --> 01:46:50,479
>> It's really great.

4106
01:46:48,719 --> 01:46:52,800
>> Cool. is really great because it's like

4107
01:46:50,479 --> 01:46:54,959
him in a bodega going over the bits like

4108
01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:56,480
reading drinking coffee reading over his

4109
01:46:54,960 --> 01:46:57,359
lines and then tweaking them and

4110
01:46:56,479 --> 01:46:57,839
changing them.

4111
01:46:57,359 --> 01:46:59,759
>> Yeah.

4112
01:46:57,840 --> 01:47:01,600
>> Yeah. Hour and 12 minutes.

4113
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:03,280
>> Uh oh. Not the gay quote.

4114
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:06,000
>> Gay. It's really good.

4115
01:47:03,279 --> 01:47:07,118
>> So yeah, go back.

4116
01:47:06,000 --> 01:47:08,479
>> The quote is relevant.

4117
01:47:07,118 --> 01:47:10,319
>> Struggle itself towards the heights is

4118
01:47:08,479 --> 01:47:13,959
enough to fill a man's heart. One must

4119
01:47:10,319 --> 01:47:13,960
imagine syphus.

4120
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:18,960
The boulder boulder.

4121
01:47:17,198 --> 01:47:23,759
>> Did you do this? I didn't do that part.

4122
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:25,520
>> Who did the director Pet

4123
01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:28,639
is a little pretentious for what this is

4124
01:47:25,520 --> 01:47:29,520
>> a little bit

4125
01:47:28,639 --> 01:47:30,800
sheath underwear.

4126
01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:32,639
>> Come back to Earth. Yeah.

4127
01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:36,400
>> Oh god. Mark, [laughter] why you have a

4128
01:47:32,639 --> 01:47:37,359
nice ass, you [ __ ] homo.

4129
01:47:36,399 --> 01:47:38,638
>> I'm clvicular.

4130
01:47:37,359 --> 01:47:39,279
>> Why you have [laughter] nice legs, you

4131
01:47:38,639 --> 01:47:41,199
[ __ ]

4132
01:47:39,279 --> 01:47:42,960
>> He micro fractures his butt cheeks.

4133
01:47:41,198 --> 01:47:43,759
>> I was deadly hung over there.

4134
01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:45,439
>> That's hilarious.

4135
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:46,960
>> Just [ __ ] it out. But it's a great

4136
01:47:45,439 --> 01:47:48,479
uh it's really great for comics to see

4137
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:50,480
especially young guys coming up like

4138
01:47:48,479 --> 01:47:52,079
what the process is like you know to see

4139
01:47:50,479 --> 01:47:54,158
a guy like you who's been in the game a

4140
01:47:52,079 --> 01:47:55,840
long time is really good. Yeah. See a

4141
01:47:54,158 --> 01:47:57,359
bunch of specials already see you

4142
01:47:55,840 --> 01:47:58,880
bombing and tweaking and showing

4143
01:47:57,359 --> 01:48:00,399
everybody the bits not working well and

4144
01:47:58,880 --> 01:48:01,679
then working really well.

4145
01:48:00,399 --> 01:48:02,638
>> Thanks. I appreciate it.

4146
01:48:01,679 --> 01:48:04,480
>> Yeah. There's this idea that

4147
01:48:02,639 --> 01:48:05,760
everything's magic

4148
01:48:04,479 --> 01:48:06,638
>> when you show them like their struggle.

4149
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:08,159
They're like, "Oh, okay.

4150
01:48:06,639 --> 01:48:09,840
>> Just trial and error." Like I How many

4151
01:48:08,158 --> 01:48:12,319
times seen Louis bomb and you're like

4152
01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:14,159
this guy's the best ever. Why? Chris

4153
01:48:12,319 --> 01:48:15,359
Rock used to come to the store and the

4154
01:48:14,158 --> 01:48:16,879
the crowd would go nuts and he would

4155
01:48:15,359 --> 01:48:17,198
say, "Relax. It's not going to be that

4156
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:18,159
funny."

4157
01:48:17,198 --> 01:48:19,439
>> Right. Right. Low.

4158
01:48:18,158 --> 01:48:22,158
>> He would tell them that because he was

4159
01:48:19,439 --> 01:48:24,879
just running material and trying to find

4160
01:48:22,158 --> 01:48:26,879
every possible angle and get laughs

4161
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:27,920
occasionally and sometimes not and then

4162
01:48:26,880 --> 01:48:29,440
tweak it afterwards.

4163
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:31,199
>> Yep. Yep. That's part of it. Bomb.

4164
01:48:29,439 --> 01:48:32,399
That's why Eddie Murphy can't come back

4165
01:48:31,198 --> 01:48:33,519
cuz I don't think he's willing to bomb.

4166
01:48:32,399 --> 01:48:34,960
>> I don't think he's willing to bomb.

4167
01:48:33,520 --> 01:48:36,320
>> Uh, you know, six months.

4168
01:48:34,960 --> 01:48:37,359
>> It's not even six months. It's years.

4169
01:48:36,319 --> 01:48:40,799
We've had this discussion on this

4170
01:48:37,359 --> 01:48:43,599
podcast. Play. Kelly. It's also it's the

4171
01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:45,360
velvet prison, the movies, the [ __ ]

4172
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:46,159
craft service, getting picked up in a

4173
01:48:45,359 --> 01:48:48,079
limo.

4174
01:48:46,158 --> 01:48:49,439
>> It's like the grind of writing your own

4175
01:48:48,079 --> 01:48:51,039
material, putting it all together,

4176
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:53,279
everything riding on your back. Like

4177
01:48:51,039 --> 01:48:54,399
that is a warriors game and some people

4178
01:48:53,279 --> 01:48:56,319
don't want to do that anymore.

4179
01:48:54,399 --> 01:48:58,719
>> It's also like you got to do a Tuesday

4180
01:48:56,319 --> 01:49:00,960
at the stand where there's 19 people.

4181
01:48:58,719 --> 01:49:03,439
>> I also understand older comics back in

4182
01:49:00,960 --> 01:49:05,118
the day not wanting to do it cuz movies

4183
01:49:03,439 --> 01:49:07,599
were so much more lucrative.

4184
01:49:05,118 --> 01:49:09,519
>> Oh yeah. And stand up now. Standup is 10

4185
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:11,280
times more lucrative. Good point. And

4186
01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:11,920
it's like, dude, do standup.

4187
01:49:11,279 --> 01:49:14,559
>> Yeah.

4188
01:49:11,920 --> 01:49:15,840
>> Like just do stand. I mean,

4189
01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:17,360
>> a couple people back then go, I would

4190
01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:19,039
take a pay cut if I did a sitcom. And it

4191
01:49:17,359 --> 01:49:20,319
was like a couple people. And now it's

4192
01:49:19,039 --> 01:49:20,800
like kind of everybody.

4193
01:49:20,319 --> 01:49:22,719
>> Yeah.

4194
01:49:20,800 --> 01:49:25,199
>> You'd have to make Seinfeld money like

4195
01:49:22,719 --> 01:49:26,719
season 7 and beyond to go, I'll take off

4196
01:49:25,198 --> 01:49:29,198
the road for this guy.

4197
01:49:26,719 --> 01:49:31,359
>> And now there is no Seinfeld money. It

4198
01:49:29,198 --> 01:49:32,559
doesn't exist. Miss Pat is the only

4199
01:49:31,359 --> 01:49:33,599
person with a sitcom right now.

4200
01:49:32,560 --> 01:49:34,000
>> No. What about this guy?

4201
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:36,000
>> BT.

4202
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:37,279
>> Oh, that's right. But you have Tires is

4203
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:40,639
different though cuz it's a single

4204
01:49:37,279 --> 01:49:43,840
camera. Like Tires is like a show. It's

4205
01:49:40,639 --> 01:49:45,520
a show. It's a great funny show. But

4206
01:49:43,840 --> 01:49:47,440
it's like there's a difference between

4207
01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:50,880
the the the thing that everybody wanted

4208
01:49:47,439 --> 01:49:53,759
was the live audience for camera. You do

4209
01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:55,118
it on NBC, CBS, you get residuals. That

4210
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:56,159
was like the golden carrot that they

4211
01:49:55,118 --> 01:49:58,960
hung over your head.

4212
01:49:56,158 --> 01:50:00,799
>> Stand up. Stand up couldn't pay.

4213
01:49:58,960 --> 01:50:03,279
>> No, nobody did anything but clubs back

4214
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:04,639
then. It was like dice clay and weird

4215
01:50:03,279 --> 01:50:06,319
and then afterwards it was Dane Cook.

4216
01:50:04,639 --> 01:50:08,560
>> We saw a billboard of a poster. His

4217
01:50:06,319 --> 01:50:10,000
thing's like a museum and a poster for

4218
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:10,719
Evening of the Improv with him and Chris

4219
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:11,520
Rock.

4220
01:50:10,719 --> 01:50:12,560
>> Who's that?

4221
01:50:11,520 --> 01:50:13,119
>> Uh David Spade.

4222
01:50:12,560 --> 01:50:14,880
>> Oh wow.

4223
01:50:13,118 --> 01:50:16,719
>> And uh I was there with Nate. And and he

4224
01:50:14,880 --> 01:50:19,039
goes, "Uh you did like club for this."

4225
01:50:16,719 --> 01:50:20,639
And he goes, "Bro, we only did clubs.

4226
01:50:19,039 --> 01:50:22,000
None of us ever did theaters back then.

4227
01:50:20,639 --> 01:50:22,880
If we were really good, you do six days

4228
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:25,039
at a club." But

4229
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:25,520
>> Carlin did theaters. Yeah. Legends did

4230
01:50:25,039 --> 01:50:27,118
theaters.

4231
01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:29,119
>> Dice did MSG once.

4232
01:50:27,118 --> 01:50:31,920
>> Yeah. Steve Martin a couple times. Oh,

4233
01:50:29,118 --> 01:50:34,639
Dice did MSG many times. He did Nassau

4234
01:50:31,920 --> 01:50:36,399
Coliseum. Dice did Dice was doing two

4235
01:50:34,639 --> 01:50:38,880
nights in a row actually [clears throat]

4236
01:50:36,399 --> 01:50:41,198
places when no one was doing it. Dice

4237
01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:43,279
was the original stadium act.

4238
01:50:41,198 --> 01:50:43,599
>> But then it was no one until Dane,

4239
01:50:43,279 --> 01:50:46,238
>> right?

4240
01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:47,600
>> Between Dice and Dane. There was nobody.

4241
01:50:46,238 --> 01:50:49,039
>> And now people are playing at De Mo.

4242
01:50:47,600 --> 01:50:50,960
They're playing the arenas.

4243
01:50:49,039 --> 01:50:52,719
>> Yeah, it's not that many guys.

4244
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:53,439
>> I mean, it's probably at least 20

4245
01:50:52,719 --> 01:50:55,520
>> compared

4246
01:50:53,439 --> 01:50:56,799
>> arenas. Margotsi, Kevin,

4247
01:50:55,520 --> 01:50:57,520
>> Sebastian, Tom

4248
01:50:56,800 --> 01:50:59,520
>> regularly,

4249
01:50:57,520 --> 01:51:01,600
>> Hinchcliffe, Lou.

4250
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:02,960
>> Well, hold on, fellas.

4251
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:06,560
>> Let's not diminish it. [laughter]

4252
01:51:02,960 --> 01:51:09,039
>> No, you Sebastian. Gabriel, Gabriel.

4253
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:10,960
>> Gabriel doing giant Joe Koy. Giant

4254
01:51:09,039 --> 01:51:15,118
places

4255
01:51:10,960 --> 01:51:16,000
>> Matt Matt Rfe giant places

4256
01:51:15,118 --> 01:51:17,759
doing arenas.

4257
01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:18,880
>> I met a guy I met a guy Indian kid

4258
01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:19,766
outside New York comedy club.

4259
01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:19,920
>> Indian kids will do something.

4260
01:51:19,765 --> 01:51:20,879
[laughter]

4261
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:21,760
>> And I was like, "Oh, what are you doing

4262
01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:22,639
in town?" He goes, "Go doing comedy."

4263
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:24,400
He's like, "Oh, it's cool, man. What are

4264
01:51:22,639 --> 01:51:25,118
you playing?" And he goes, "MSG,

4265
01:51:24,399 --> 01:51:26,158
>> that doesn't count."

4266
01:51:25,118 --> 01:51:27,039
>> I was like, "What?

4267
01:51:26,158 --> 01:51:28,158
>> Indians don't count?

4268
01:51:27,039 --> 01:51:29,519
>> Congratulations." [laughter]

4269
01:51:28,158 --> 01:51:30,879
Indians don't count. Indians count as

4270
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:31,440
much as Christian movies counts in the

4271
01:51:30,880 --> 01:51:32,239
box office.

4272
01:51:31,439 --> 01:51:33,839
>> Yeah.

4273
01:51:32,238 --> 01:51:36,638
>> Like you'll be top 10 every time. It

4274
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:38,639
doesn't removal.

4275
01:51:36,639 --> 01:51:41,920
>> That's hilarious. [laughter]

4276
01:51:38,639 --> 01:51:42,400
>> Yeah. There's pro how probably 10 10 12

4277
01:51:41,920 --> 01:51:44,239
you know

4278
01:51:42,399 --> 01:51:45,039
>> 10 to 20 arenas.

4279
01:51:44,238 --> 01:51:46,559
>> You see on it.

4280
01:51:45,039 --> 01:51:49,920
>> We're doing arena every once in a while.

4281
01:51:46,560 --> 01:51:51,520
>> Refe looks Matt Refe doing a lot.

4282
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:52,880
>> Yeah. It's a matter of whether you want

4283
01:51:51,520 --> 01:51:54,639
to do arenas all the time.

4284
01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:56,400
>> The point is way more than no one

4285
01:51:54,639 --> 01:51:58,159
between Dne and Dice,

4286
01:51:56,399 --> 01:51:59,198
>> right? For sure. Yeah, for sure. Because

4287
01:51:58,158 --> 01:52:01,118
comedy is so big now.

4288
01:51:59,198 --> 01:52:02,000
>> Yeah. And there's a ton of guys doing

4289
01:52:01,118 --> 01:52:02,479
1500 seaters.

4290
01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:04,158
>> Yeah.

4291
01:52:02,479 --> 01:52:05,118
>> Yeah. A lot of them. Oh, Schultz, I

4292
01:52:04,158 --> 01:52:05,839
think, does arena. I don't know if he's

4293
01:52:05,118 --> 01:52:07,279
regular.

4294
01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:09,039
>> Oh, he does regular arenas. Yeah, he

4295
01:52:07,279 --> 01:52:09,519
does arenas regularly. Whenever he

4296
01:52:09,039 --> 01:52:10,238
wants.

4297
01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:11,360
>> Whenever he wants.

4298
01:52:10,238 --> 01:52:13,439
>> Bert.

4299
01:52:11,359 --> 01:52:14,880
>> Tom Bert. Yeah. Tom. Yeah, there you go.

4300
01:52:13,439 --> 01:52:15,759
>> Tony. There's a lot of people doing

4301
01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:17,520
arenas now.

4302
01:52:15,760 --> 01:52:18,400
>> Mostly guys from my storytelling show.

4303
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:22,159
Oh,

4304
01:52:18,399 --> 01:52:24,238
>> which is also online behind a payw wall.

4305
01:52:22,158 --> 01:52:25,118
>> And these these three guys are on it.

4306
01:52:24,238 --> 01:52:25,598
Arena comic.

4307
01:52:25,118 --> 01:52:27,598
>> Nice.

4308
01:52:25,599 --> 01:52:30,319
>> Theater comic club almost sells out

4309
01:52:27,599 --> 01:52:34,679
Saturdays. [laughter]

4310
01:52:30,319 --> 01:52:34,679
>> Denver likable.

4311
01:52:35,092 --> 01:52:38,319
[laughter]

4312
01:52:36,079 --> 01:52:41,760
>> Yeah. Tony, Nate, who? We had a bunch.

4313
01:52:38,319 --> 01:52:42,960
You, Tony, Nate, Tom.

4314
01:52:41,760 --> 01:52:44,800
Four arena comics.

4315
01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:47,279
>> That's wild. The three private jets were

4316
01:52:44,800 --> 01:52:48,159
at that show. That's insane. And we got

4317
01:52:47,279 --> 01:52:49,920
paid 500 bucks.

4318
01:52:48,158 --> 01:52:51,279
>> I got a story. You can cut this out. You

4319
01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:51,520
can cut this out if you want. Cut back

4320
01:52:51,279 --> 01:52:52,399
in.

4321
01:52:51,520 --> 01:52:53,599
>> And we're back.

4322
01:52:52,399 --> 01:52:55,118
>> We're back. [laughter]

4323
01:52:53,599 --> 01:52:56,159
>> You shouldn't be mad.

4324
01:52:55,118 --> 01:52:57,039
>> It was It stunk.

4325
01:52:56,158 --> 01:52:58,158
>> I wouldn't want to do that.

4326
01:52:57,039 --> 01:52:58,880
>> It stunk.

4327
01:52:58,158 --> 01:53:00,079
>> Well, that last

4328
01:52:58,880 --> 01:53:00,560
>> We need a transition. We need a

4329
01:53:00,079 --> 01:53:03,118
transition.

4330
01:53:00,560 --> 01:53:04,239
>> Let's go back. That last 911.

4331
01:53:03,118 --> 01:53:06,319
>> Yeah.

4332
01:53:04,238 --> 01:53:09,279
>> What? What was that sound?

4333
01:53:06,319 --> 01:53:10,639
>> Go, baby. Go.

4334
01:53:09,279 --> 01:53:14,759
[ __ ] yeah.

4335
01:53:10,639 --> 01:53:14,760
>> Oh, look at the gay Ayatollah.

4336
01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:18,239
>> [ __ ] yeah. Freedom.

4337
01:53:17,279 --> 01:53:19,439
>> Freedom is the only way.

4338
01:53:18,238 --> 01:53:21,598
>> Stretch of hormones.

4339
01:53:19,439 --> 01:53:23,039
>> Iran needs to understand freedom is the

4340
01:53:21,599 --> 01:53:24,239
only way.

4341
01:53:23,039 --> 01:53:26,158
>> [ __ ] the regime.

4342
01:53:24,238 --> 01:53:28,147
>> We're coming back, brother.

4343
01:53:26,158 --> 01:53:28,719
>> We're bombing everybody, brother.

4344
01:53:28,148 --> 01:53:30,560
[laughter]

4345
01:53:28,719 --> 01:53:32,319
>> America, we need to bomb everybody. [ __ ]

4346
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:33,520
healthcare. Homeless people.

4347
01:53:32,319 --> 01:53:34,880
>> Dude, I'll tell you, I met so many

4348
01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:36,159
people who [ __ ] on America when I was

4349
01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:37,039
traveling. It made me more

4350
01:53:36,158 --> 01:53:38,960
nationalistic.

4351
01:53:37,039 --> 01:53:40,238
>> I couldn't agree more, dude. If I go to

4352
01:53:38,960 --> 01:53:41,840
another country and somebody's like,

4353
01:53:40,238 --> 01:53:43,198
"Ah, you guys are blah blah blah." I go,

4354
01:53:41,840 --> 01:53:45,199
"Dude, you guys are doing nothing.

4355
01:53:43,198 --> 01:53:46,399
>> Me and you, we need healthare. We're

4356
01:53:45,198 --> 01:53:47,198
doing we're [ __ ] up. Somebody's like,

4357
01:53:46,399 --> 01:53:48,638
"Why don't you guys have healthcare?"

4358
01:53:47,198 --> 01:53:50,638
I'm like, "Why don't you shut your mouth

4359
01:53:48,639 --> 01:53:52,079
cuz we have stealth bombers, bitch."

4360
01:53:50,639 --> 01:53:53,359
>> All the Australians like, "You treat

4361
01:53:52,079 --> 01:53:54,238
your minorities bad." I'm like, "You

4362
01:53:53,359 --> 01:53:54,559
wiped yours out."

4363
01:53:54,238 --> 01:53:56,559
>> Yeah.

4364
01:53:54,560 --> 01:53:57,920
>> Yes. We have football. Blow me.

4365
01:53:56,560 --> 01:53:59,679
>> Yeah. [laughter]

4366
01:53:57,920 --> 01:54:01,520
>> Yeah. We have college football. We have

4367
01:53:59,679 --> 01:54:02,880
college points. Solid points by

4368
01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:04,159
everybody. Once you go to another

4369
01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:05,279
country, that's when you go.

4370
01:54:04,158 --> 01:54:07,039
>> Why don't you guys shut up?

4371
01:54:05,279 --> 01:54:08,000
>> Who's number two with standup comedy?

4372
01:54:07,039 --> 01:54:10,000
What country is number two?

4373
01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:12,000
>> England. England.

4374
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:12,639
>> Jerves. Jimmy Carr. Those are two great.

4375
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:15,118
Car is great.

4376
01:54:12,639 --> 01:54:15,840
>> Carr is a national international great.

4377
01:54:15,118 --> 01:54:16,799
Car is the best.

4378
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:18,159
>> Steuart Lee

4379
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:19,599
>> Carr is so good.

4380
01:54:18,158 --> 01:54:20,879
>> He was so good. He performed at the

4381
01:54:19,599 --> 01:54:22,319
mothership. He's running all these new

4382
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:24,239
jokes. I was like, "This guy is a

4383
01:54:22,319 --> 01:54:26,319
[ __ ] dude. Great writer."

4384
01:54:24,238 --> 01:54:29,359
>> Just dominant and so calm.

4385
01:54:26,319 --> 01:54:30,559
>> So smart, man. Such a smart dude.

4386
01:54:29,359 --> 01:54:31,039
>> One of those bruskies. I'd like to get

4387
01:54:30,560 --> 01:54:32,080
involved with

4388
01:54:31,039 --> 01:54:33,679
>> What are you looking for this time,

4389
01:54:32,079 --> 01:54:35,519
>> man? Glass or can.

4390
01:54:33,679 --> 01:54:36,960
>> I would never waste a glass on a bong.

4391
01:54:35,520 --> 01:54:37,840
>> Shane Shane, [laughter] you haven't

4392
01:54:36,960 --> 01:54:39,760
changed at all.

4393
01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:40,079
>> I wish I could, brother. It's time to

4394
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:42,000
change.

4395
01:54:40,079 --> 01:54:43,039
>> You don't want to change. I haven't

4396
01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:45,520
changed.

4397
01:54:43,039 --> 01:54:46,479
>> You have not. I don't think I have.

4398
01:54:45,520 --> 01:54:48,080
>> You can't go out as much.

4399
01:54:46,479 --> 01:54:49,039
>> You did change very little. You changed.

4400
01:54:48,079 --> 01:54:51,359
You changed. Yeah.

4401
01:54:49,039 --> 01:54:53,039
>> You changed in un unimportant ways.

4402
01:54:51,359 --> 01:54:53,759
You're more into hunting.

4403
01:54:53,039 --> 01:54:54,719
>> Well,

4404
01:54:53,760 --> 01:54:58,079
>> but like it's not like

4405
01:54:54,719 --> 01:54:59,760
>> archery. But that to me is like my way

4406
01:54:58,079 --> 01:55:01,920
of staying sane. You just got

4407
01:54:59,760 --> 01:55:03,920
>> I do a bunch of things like pool,

4408
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:05,599
archery, martial arts. Those things just

4409
01:55:03,920 --> 01:55:07,359
keep me sane. I have to do some things

4410
01:55:05,599 --> 01:55:08,000
that keep me from going off the rails.

4411
01:55:07,359 --> 01:55:09,519
>> Yeah.

4412
01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:10,479
>> And staying off of Twitter.

4413
01:55:09,520 --> 01:55:11,280
>> Didn't you have a thing where

4414
01:55:10,479 --> 01:55:12,799
>> That's a big one.

4415
01:55:11,279 --> 01:55:14,880
>> Oh yeah. Did you have a thing where your

4416
01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:16,719
manager or business manager, one of them

4417
01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:18,079
was like, "Hey Joe, we got to when you

4418
01:55:16,719 --> 01:55:18,960
just started headlining, correct? I'm

4419
01:55:18,079 --> 01:55:20,000
wrong." We're like, "We got to have a

4420
01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:21,198
talk with you." And you're like, "What's

4421
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,639
the matter?" And they're like,

4422
01:55:21,198 --> 01:55:24,158
>> "Buddy, we we don't want to get this out

4423
01:55:22,639 --> 01:55:25,840
of hand. We we know you have a gambling

4424
01:55:24,158 --> 01:55:26,879
addiction and we want to get you help."

4425
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:28,639
And you're like, "What do you mean?"

4426
01:55:26,880 --> 01:55:30,079
Like, "You're blowing through money in a

4427
01:55:28,639 --> 01:55:31,039
way." And he goes, "No, I just love

4428
01:55:30,079 --> 01:55:32,559
lobster and steak."

4429
01:55:31,039 --> 01:55:33,359
>> Oh, I was eating steak and lobster every

4430
01:55:32,560 --> 01:55:36,239
night. [laughter]

4431
01:55:33,359 --> 01:55:37,839
My first my first development deal. My

4432
01:55:36,238 --> 01:55:39,198
manager thought that I had a gambling

4433
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:40,239
problem cuz I was spending so much

4434
01:55:39,198 --> 01:55:42,638
money. And I'm like, "Bro, I'm eating

4435
01:55:40,238 --> 01:55:43,919
steak and lobster every night."

4436
01:55:42,639 --> 01:55:44,960
>> And he's like, "You're not worried at

4437
01:55:43,920 --> 01:55:46,399
all. You're going to run out of money?"

4438
01:55:44,960 --> 01:55:48,480
I'll go, "I'll make more money. We'll

4439
01:55:46,399 --> 01:55:50,638
figure it out." I'm like, "Once it

4440
01:55:48,479 --> 01:55:51,839
>> once we get in the gate?" Like, I I'm

4441
01:55:50,639 --> 01:55:53,279
one of those people that like if I

4442
01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:54,719
figured out how to get in the gate, I'm

4443
01:55:53,279 --> 01:55:55,920
going I'm going to keep my foot on the

4444
01:55:54,719 --> 01:55:57,760
gas. I'll be fine.

4445
01:55:55,920 --> 01:56:00,765
>> Joe, you brought so many openers with

4446
01:55:57,760 --> 01:56:02,000
you that we made more money than you.

4447
01:56:00,765 --> 01:56:03,760
[laughter]

4448
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:04,560
>> We did the math once. Like, he's barely

4449
01:56:03,760 --> 01:56:05,840
making more than us.

4450
01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:08,239
>> But it was about fun.

4451
01:56:05,840 --> 01:56:10,560
>> It was so fun. It has to be about fun

4452
01:56:08,238 --> 01:56:12,158
because I did gigs with like local guys

4453
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:14,239
and some of them were great. Like that's

4454
01:56:12,158 --> 01:56:15,598
how I got to meet Sabura, you know? I

4455
01:56:14,238 --> 01:56:17,118
mean, I met a bunch of guys who became

4456
01:56:15,599 --> 01:56:19,360
my friends that were like local guys,

4457
01:56:17,118 --> 01:56:21,759
but it was like one out of 10 and that

4458
01:56:19,359 --> 01:56:24,880
means nine times I'm in a town bored

4459
01:56:21,760 --> 01:56:26,639
watching TV, [ __ ] not enjoying myself

4460
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:28,079
>> and them being sometimes they're mean.

4461
01:56:26,639 --> 01:56:30,000
>> Sometimes they they step on your

4462
01:56:28,079 --> 01:56:31,039
material on purpose.

4463
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:32,399
>> Yeah. Sometimes they'll be like they'll

4464
01:56:31,039 --> 01:56:33,599
do the negging thing a woman will do

4465
01:56:32,399 --> 01:56:34,799
where she's like they'll like [ __ ] on

4466
01:56:33,599 --> 01:56:36,480
you on purpose like I don't know you

4467
01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:37,760
that I'm trying to be nice to you.

4468
01:56:36,479 --> 01:56:39,359
>> Well, there's a lot of weirdness cuz

4469
01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:40,400
you're the headliner and they're jealous

4470
01:56:39,359 --> 01:56:41,198
and they think they should be the

4471
01:56:40,399 --> 01:56:43,039
headliner.

4472
01:56:41,198 --> 01:56:43,759
>> You going to go do local material and

4473
01:56:43,039 --> 01:56:45,599
you're like all right.

4474
01:56:43,760 --> 01:56:46,159
>> Okay, buddy. [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]

4475
01:56:45,599 --> 01:56:47,440
>> There's a lot of

4476
01:56:46,158 --> 01:56:48,960
>> Hey, you should do this. Hey, let's

4477
01:56:47,439 --> 01:56:50,079
switch tomorrow.

4478
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:52,639
>> You go on last.

4479
01:56:50,079 --> 01:56:55,519
>> But the gigs were always a party. We had

4480
01:56:52,639 --> 01:56:57,760
fun everywhere we went. We had fun.

4481
01:56:55,520 --> 01:57:00,159
>> Fun is key. Like I'll do fest and you

4482
01:56:57,760 --> 01:57:01,679
make what? $17. But you know, my

4483
01:57:00,158 --> 01:57:03,359
friend's like, "Ah, you make no money."

4484
01:57:01,679 --> 01:57:03,679
I'm like, "It's fun. It's a great

4485
01:57:03,359 --> 01:57:05,118
weekend."

4486
01:57:03,679 --> 01:57:08,000
>> We were I was trying to explain this to

4487
01:57:05,118 --> 01:57:10,158
guys in the [laughter]

4488
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:12,000
>> one of Tony's agents was trying to pitch

4489
01:57:10,158 --> 01:57:13,279
this [ __ ] horrible idea. Not even

4490
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:14,479
Tony's agent. [laughter]

4491
01:57:13,279 --> 01:57:16,399
>> Someone was trying to pitch this

4492
01:57:14,479 --> 01:57:18,559
horrible idea where Tony would take a

4493
01:57:16,399 --> 01:57:20,319
percentage of everybody's podcast that

4494
01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:23,039
was on Kill Tony. He was like, "No

4495
01:57:20,319 --> 01:57:25,279
[ __ ] way." Like and and I was like,

4496
01:57:23,039 --> 01:57:26,639
"That money, if you got it from them,

4497
01:57:25,279 --> 01:57:28,719
you wouldn't it wouldn't change the way

4498
01:57:26,639 --> 01:57:30,560
you feel. You would feel the same. You

4499
01:57:28,719 --> 01:57:32,319
wouldn't you wouldn't say, "I feel so

4500
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:34,800
much better now that I have x more

4501
01:57:32,319 --> 01:57:37,118
dollars in the bank." But you would feel

4502
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:39,440
like a piece of [ __ ] because you were

4503
01:57:37,118 --> 01:57:42,000
[ __ ] people over. It's you would pay

4504
01:57:39,439 --> 01:57:42,319
all that money back plus to not feel

4505
01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:43,840
that way.

4506
01:57:42,319 --> 01:57:44,399
>> To not feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give

4507
01:57:43,840 --> 01:57:46,639
it all back.

4508
01:57:44,399 --> 01:57:47,759
>> You would to not be a piece of [ __ ]

4509
01:57:46,639 --> 01:57:49,279
It's like

4510
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:49,760
>> there's nothing better than helping your

4511
01:57:49,279 --> 01:57:50,238
buddies.

4512
01:57:49,760 --> 01:57:51,679
>> Nothing better.

4513
01:57:50,238 --> 01:57:53,598
>> It's kind of the only nice thing.

4514
01:57:51,679 --> 01:57:56,079
>> Shane pays Shane pays people on the road

4515
01:57:53,599 --> 01:57:57,039
out of spite. [snorts]

4516
01:57:56,079 --> 01:57:58,960
>> What do you mean? I do it.

4517
01:57:57,039 --> 01:58:00,399
>> Like [laughter] Lev Lev was talking dumb

4518
01:57:58,960 --> 01:58:02,239
[ __ ] He was so [ __ ] couldn't get out

4519
01:58:00,399 --> 01:58:03,679
of his own fat way. And and he goes,

4520
01:58:02,238 --> 01:58:04,879
"No, clubs are better than arenas.

4521
01:58:03,679 --> 01:58:07,279
You're crazy." And Shane's like, "You've

4522
01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:09,840
never done an arena." He goes, "Dude,

4523
01:58:07,279 --> 01:58:11,439
you know how is all Jews?" He's like, "I

4524
01:58:09,840 --> 01:58:13,119
know what I'm talking about." And then

4525
01:58:11,439 --> 01:58:16,158
Shane out of spite, he goes, "I can give

4526
01:58:13,118 --> 01:58:18,158
you a a lot of cash to come over for me

4527
01:58:16,158 --> 01:58:20,079
on the road." And and Le's like, "Arenas

4528
01:58:18,158 --> 01:58:22,246
are better." And I I paid my rent for

4529
01:58:20,079 --> 01:58:23,439
the year.

4530
01:58:22,246 --> 01:58:25,039
[laughter]

4531
01:58:23,439 --> 01:58:27,118
>> Yeah, those those shows your crowds are

4532
01:58:25,039 --> 01:58:28,960
great. Those shows are so fun. You do 15

4533
01:58:27,118 --> 01:58:29,598
to 20. You just play the hits. It's a

4534
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:31,760
great time.

4535
01:58:29,599 --> 01:58:32,000
>> Fun is fun. Fun is fun everywhere you

4536
01:58:31,760 --> 01:58:33,520
go.

4537
01:58:32,000 --> 01:58:36,079
>> And I play Xbox with a bunch of guys

4538
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:38,800
from the NHL. [laughter]

4539
01:58:36,079 --> 01:58:40,586
>> Crazy. I I don't think I've had a woman

4540
01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:41,760
in my green room. It's just 15

4541
01:58:40,587 --> 01:58:42,480
[laughter] dudes.

4542
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:43,360
>> Have a good time. We're

4543
01:58:42,479 --> 01:58:45,118
>> playing Xbox.

4544
01:58:43,359 --> 01:58:46,639
>> You can see the guy who owns Arena is so

4545
01:58:45,118 --> 01:58:47,920
disappointed, too. They come in thinking

4546
01:58:46,639 --> 01:58:49,359
it's going to be cool cuz stand up is

4547
01:58:47,920 --> 01:58:51,199
cool now. And they come in, it's me,

4548
01:58:49,359 --> 01:58:53,039
Soder, and Shane playing some [ __ ]

4549
01:58:51,198 --> 01:58:55,039
video game. It just smells like body

4550
01:58:53,039 --> 01:58:56,639
odor. And they're just like Chicken

4551
01:58:55,039 --> 01:58:58,960
nuggets and the rider. [laughter]

4552
01:58:56,639 --> 01:59:01,199
>> So my rider's chicken tenders in a case

4553
01:58:58,960 --> 01:59:02,480
of beer and an Xbox.

4554
01:59:01,198 --> 01:59:05,879
>> Second worst [laughter] pizza in town

4555
01:59:02,479 --> 01:59:05,879
and bring it.

4556
01:59:06,158 --> 01:59:09,759
>> But that video game you play brings

4557
01:59:07,679 --> 01:59:10,079
everybody in. It's a great icebreaker.

4558
01:59:09,760 --> 01:59:12,239
>> Yeah,

4559
01:59:10,079 --> 01:59:14,719
>> it's the hangout afterwards. I so many

4560
01:59:12,238 --> 01:59:16,238
memories of us like some town and just

4561
01:59:14,719 --> 01:59:17,760
going to anybody in the street like is

4562
01:59:16,238 --> 01:59:20,000
there a place to eat around here? Like I

4563
01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:20,480
don't know. Does it foc like what?

4564
01:59:20,000 --> 01:59:22,158
>> Yeah.

4565
01:59:20,479 --> 01:59:23,359
>> Well, all you need is us like in a green

4566
01:59:22,158 --> 01:59:24,960
room sometimes. I'm like I don't even

4567
01:59:23,359 --> 01:59:26,319
want to go to the bar. This is the best.

4568
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:27,760
It's the hang. The hang is everything.

4569
01:59:26,319 --> 01:59:28,639
>> Yeah. At the at the mothership, it was

4570
01:59:27,760 --> 01:59:30,159
like whenever it was like, "We're going

4571
01:59:28,639 --> 01:59:33,039
under Mitsys." I'm like, "Nah, this is a

4572
01:59:30,158 --> 01:59:33,920
great place here. We got liquor right

4573
01:59:33,039 --> 01:59:36,079
here."

4574
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:37,039
>> Yeah. But Mitsy's once once it clears

4575
01:59:36,079 --> 01:59:37,760
out is perfect.

4576
01:59:37,039 --> 01:59:39,599
>> Yeah.

4577
01:59:37,760 --> 01:59:40,239
>> Well, once the the regular people are

4578
01:59:39,599 --> 01:59:41,679
out. Yeah.

4579
01:59:40,238 --> 01:59:42,479
>> Yeah. Once the once the crowd leaves.

4580
01:59:41,679 --> 01:59:44,560
>> Well, that's the cool thing about

4581
01:59:42,479 --> 01:59:45,919
Mitsy's. It becomes a private club after

4582
01:59:44,560 --> 01:59:46,719
11.

4583
01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:48,079
>> That's nice.

4584
01:59:46,719 --> 01:59:51,039
>> Always lose my voice in there, though.

4585
01:59:48,079 --> 01:59:53,198
>> Oh, same. Well, Tonyy's chain smoking.

4586
01:59:51,039 --> 01:59:54,319
>> He's chain smoking. Everybody's drinking

4587
01:59:53,198 --> 01:59:57,359
music playing. [laughter]

4588
01:59:54,319 --> 01:59:58,799
>> He's like, I'll tell you.

4589
01:59:57,359 --> 02:00:00,880
>> Tony needs a cigarette extender.

4590
01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:01,679
>> Lesson may [laughter]

4591
02:00:00,880 --> 02:00:04,000
genius.

4592
02:00:01,679 --> 02:00:06,000
>> His ability to write roast jokes is

4593
02:00:04,000 --> 02:00:08,399
extraordinary. It's very weird.

4594
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:09,359
>> I gave him an angle yesterday on the on

4595
02:00:08,399 --> 02:00:10,719
the

4596
02:00:09,359 --> 02:00:11,118
>> Can we say

4597
02:00:10,719 --> 02:00:12,800
>> what

4598
02:00:11,118 --> 02:00:14,719
>> is he on the roast?

4599
02:00:12,800 --> 02:00:15,760
>> Oh, yeah. I think I just gave him an

4600
02:00:14,719 --> 02:00:16,960
angle. I was like, "What about this?" He

4601
02:00:15,760 --> 02:00:18,320
goes, "Ooh." I'm like, "Something like

4602
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:20,158
this?" He goes, "Yeah, but wittier than

4603
02:00:18,319 --> 02:00:21,359
that." Yes. And I'm like, "Yeah, I don't

4604
02:00:20,158 --> 02:00:22,960
know how to write a joke." Well, as soon

4605
02:00:21,359 --> 02:00:24,399
as you go like they're there.

4606
02:00:22,960 --> 02:00:25,387
>> Yeah, they're like, "Yeah, now you do."

4607
02:00:24,399 --> 02:00:25,759
You're like, "Those jokes are there."

4608
02:00:25,387 --> 02:00:28,238
[laughter]

4609
02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:30,560
>> He thinks in like that kind of joke like

4610
02:00:28,238 --> 02:00:33,759
roast joke form. Like that's how like

4611
02:00:30,560 --> 02:00:34,719
he's so fat he like that's how his mind

4612
02:00:33,760 --> 02:00:36,880
works. [laughter]

4613
02:00:34,719 --> 02:00:38,158
>> It's really fun to watch. It's like I

4614
02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:38,480
cuz I don't that muscle is a different

4615
02:00:38,158 --> 02:00:39,519
muscle.

4616
02:00:38,479 --> 02:00:41,678
>> It's a different muscle.

4617
02:00:39,520 --> 02:00:44,159
>> Both your guys was good yesterday.

4618
02:00:41,679 --> 02:00:46,158
>> It was funny watching them do a going to

4619
02:00:44,158 --> 02:00:48,079
be a massive thing ahead of time for a

4620
02:00:46,158 --> 02:00:49,198
crowd. The crowd's like this is so cool.

4621
02:00:48,079 --> 02:00:50,399
>> Yeah. Well, it's cool cuz they get to

4622
02:00:49,198 --> 02:00:51,919
see it worked out and they're going to

4623
02:00:50,399 --> 02:00:54,158
get to see it live. The jokes

4624
02:00:51,920 --> 02:00:54,480
>> and you get to see people go on that

4625
02:00:54,158 --> 02:00:55,598
one.

4626
02:00:54,479 --> 02:00:56,879
>> I'm very happy with the jokes

4627
02:00:55,599 --> 02:00:57,520
>> and you're going out cold, right? You

4628
02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:58,560
got to open it.

4629
02:00:57,520 --> 02:01:01,280
>> Yeah, that's tough.

4630
02:00:58,560 --> 02:01:02,800
>> I'm worried about uh I don't think I'm a

4631
02:01:01,279 --> 02:01:04,800
good host

4632
02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:06,800
>> as far as the Hey everybody, we're on

4633
02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:07,599
live on Netflix. Welcome to the I don't

4634
02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:09,520
think I'm going to be able to do that.

4635
02:01:07,599 --> 02:01:11,840
I'm going to go all right, [ __ ] that. Uh

4636
02:01:09,520 --> 02:01:13,679
>> just be my joke.

4637
02:01:11,840 --> 02:01:14,319
>> It don't matter once you start talking

4638
02:01:13,679 --> 02:01:15,679
it's all good,

4639
02:01:14,319 --> 02:01:17,759
>> dude. There's a video I saw Wayan

4640
02:01:15,679 --> 02:01:19,679
Jennings Jr. I think it was him and

4641
02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:21,199
they're doing a like a roast like a

4642
02:01:19,679 --> 02:01:22,319
barbecue and they're like we're here

4643
02:01:21,198 --> 02:01:23,759
waiting for him to show up and he's been

4644
02:01:22,319 --> 02:01:25,920
barbecuing into this thing for the last

4645
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:27,520
you know 14 hours and then they they

4646
02:01:25,920 --> 02:01:28,719
come in some lady's like interviewing

4647
02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:30,960
like so we're ready for your roast goes

4648
02:01:28,719 --> 02:01:33,118
oh that's not mine [laughter] he was

4649
02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:35,679
like no she was like what do you mean go

4650
02:01:33,118 --> 02:01:36,960
no that's a TV thing [laughter] like

4651
02:01:35,679 --> 02:01:38,800
what goes no mine would be on the ground

4652
02:01:36,960 --> 02:01:40,880
and we'd have like moonshine and she

4653
02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:43,760
goes for the base thing no for fun while

4654
02:01:40,880 --> 02:01:45,920
we're waiting for the meat to come out

4655
02:01:43,760 --> 02:01:47,039
>> just like ruin the TV version of it like

4656
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:48,560
no That's a lie.

4657
02:01:47,039 --> 02:01:50,079
>> Yeah, I got kicked off of Last Comic

4658
02:01:48,560 --> 02:01:51,119
Standing for that cuz they they they put

4659
02:01:50,079 --> 02:01:52,158
you in a room and they're like, they

4660
02:01:51,118 --> 02:01:53,198
want you to have drama. They're like,

4661
02:01:52,158 --> 02:01:54,238
"What do you think? Who are you going to

4662
02:01:53,198 --> 02:01:55,598
beat?" And I'm like, "I'm probably going

4663
02:01:54,238 --> 02:01:56,959
to lose." And they're like, "No, no, no.

4664
02:01:55,599 --> 02:01:58,319
You got to like talk shit." I'm like,

4665
02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:59,439
"Oh, they don't want me on here. I'm

4666
02:01:58,319 --> 02:02:01,920
going to bomb." And they're like, "What

4667
02:01:59,439 --> 02:02:03,198
are you doing? You're ruining the show."

4668
02:02:01,920 --> 02:02:04,480
>> They want you to be like, "Fuck that

4669
02:02:03,198 --> 02:02:05,839
guy. I'm going to take him down."

4670
02:02:04,479 --> 02:02:06,799
>> Just say, "Hey guys." Well, anyway, we

4671
02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:08,480
know what this I don't know how you

4672
02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:09,199
would do it. That's a tough part. That's

4673
02:02:08,479 --> 02:02:11,039
a hard part.

4674
02:02:09,198 --> 02:02:12,719
>> I'll do it. There's just a couple jokes

4675
02:02:11,039 --> 02:02:15,039
that I'm like, I know they're funny, but

4676
02:02:12,719 --> 02:02:16,639
it's like, man, that's going to be tough

4677
02:02:15,039 --> 02:02:18,639
to tell publicly.

4678
02:02:16,639 --> 02:02:20,800
>> You You [laughter] had a couple jokes in

4679
02:02:18,639 --> 02:02:23,599
there that were like, you can hear the

4680
02:02:20,800 --> 02:02:25,840
reaction of like laughter or like, oh,

4681
02:02:23,599 --> 02:02:27,199
>> and that's a [ __ ] mothership crowd.

4682
02:02:25,840 --> 02:02:28,560
>> Yeah, exactly. [laughter]

4683
02:02:27,198 --> 02:02:30,399
>> A bunch of people that are like, I paid

4684
02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:32,080
good money to see somebody be racist

4685
02:02:30,399 --> 02:02:33,519
tonight.

4686
02:02:32,079 --> 02:02:35,359
>> And they're like, [laughter] bro, calm

4687
02:02:33,520 --> 02:02:36,560
down.

4688
02:02:35,359 --> 02:02:37,759
>> It's hilarious.

4689
02:02:36,560 --> 02:02:40,080
>> The black jokes go hard.

4690
02:02:37,760 --> 02:02:41,440
>> The black jokes go hard. They do. But

4691
02:02:40,079 --> 02:02:42,880
hey, you know, it's a rose. This is this

4692
02:02:41,439 --> 02:02:44,559
is what we this is what we want to see.

4693
02:02:42,880 --> 02:02:45,039
>> I know, but I got to go [ __ ] first.

4694
02:02:44,560 --> 02:02:46,239
That's true.

4695
02:02:45,039 --> 02:02:47,599
>> Yeah, the MCing is tough because you

4696
02:02:46,238 --> 02:02:49,519
haven't MCed in forever.

4697
02:02:47,599 --> 02:02:51,760
>> But is is Kevin Hart going to be there?

4698
02:02:49,520 --> 02:02:54,239
>> MCing. I've never done anything. But

4699
02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:54,880
like when he's when he's out%

4700
02:02:54,238 --> 02:02:56,559
he has to be there.

4701
02:02:54,880 --> 02:02:57,920
>> If he's laughing, you're golden.

4702
02:02:56,560 --> 02:02:58,239
>> He'll laugh. Oh, he'll laugh at

4703
02:02:57,920 --> 02:03:00,079
everything.

4704
02:02:58,238 --> 02:03:01,598
>> Yeah. So the black jokes with the black

4705
02:03:00,079 --> 02:03:04,319
guy laughing, you're you're good to go.

4706
02:03:01,599 --> 02:03:04,800
>> Yeah. I'm not It's more the

4707
02:03:04,319 --> 02:03:05,439
>> internet.

4708
02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:06,560
>> How you guys doing?

4709
02:03:05,439 --> 02:03:07,279
>> The crowd.

4710
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:09,280
>> Oh,

4711
02:03:07,279 --> 02:03:10,399
>> cuz it's in LA. I am going to be it's

4712
02:03:09,279 --> 02:03:12,319
going to be live and I'm going to say

4713
02:03:10,399 --> 02:03:13,759
some pretty offensive things and then

4714
02:03:12,319 --> 02:03:15,439
I'm going to have to stay in the pocket

4715
02:03:13,760 --> 02:03:16,320
of being like I know the people at home

4716
02:03:15,439 --> 02:03:16,799
like this.

4717
02:03:16,319 --> 02:03:19,759
>> Yes.

4718
02:03:16,800 --> 02:03:21,279
>> But now an entire room of famous people

4719
02:03:19,760 --> 02:03:23,039
don't like me.

4720
02:03:21,279 --> 02:03:24,559
>> Dude, they're going to kill.

4721
02:03:23,039 --> 02:03:25,439
>> On paper it sounds easy.

4722
02:03:24,560 --> 02:03:27,599
>> I get it. I get it,

4723
02:03:25,439 --> 02:03:29,118
>> bro. I know people in the WNBA like

4724
02:03:27,599 --> 02:03:30,880
people that work in like management and

4725
02:03:29,118 --> 02:03:33,839
the and the and the players

4726
02:03:30,880 --> 02:03:34,239
>> and I was going to war over your SP

4727
02:03:33,840 --> 02:03:35,440
thing.

4728
02:03:34,238 --> 02:03:37,118
>> Yeah. What were they saying?

4729
02:03:35,439 --> 02:03:38,479
>> They were not happy with it at all.

4730
02:03:37,118 --> 02:03:40,579
Well, they seem like not happy with it.

4731
02:03:38,479 --> 02:03:40,959
>> They seem like a grumpy bunch anyway.

4732
02:03:40,579 --> 02:03:42,238
[laughter]

4733
02:03:40,960 --> 02:03:43,198
>> Not happy with They go, "You got to know

4734
02:03:42,238 --> 02:03:45,118
you're playing for it." And I was like,

4735
02:03:43,198 --> 02:03:46,479
"Right to me at home watching." Yeah.

4736
02:03:45,118 --> 02:03:48,158
And they go, "That's not. We're the

4737
02:03:46,479 --> 02:03:49,839
audience." I'm like, "No, you're in the

4738
02:03:48,158 --> 02:03:50,960
in the room. We're all at home

4739
02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:51,920
laughing." And we thought it was

4740
02:03:50,960 --> 02:03:53,439
hilarious.

4741
02:03:51,920 --> 02:03:54,319
>> Like, she didn't even know this lady's

4742
02:03:53,439 --> 02:03:56,719
name. It was like,

4743
02:03:54,319 --> 02:03:58,399
>> "Well, that's the point of the day."

4744
02:03:56,719 --> 02:03:59,118
>> But the the ESP was a good training

4745
02:03:58,399 --> 02:04:00,960
ground.

4746
02:03:59,118 --> 02:04:01,519
>> Is great. I was nervous and awkward on

4747
02:04:00,960 --> 02:04:03,520
that.

4748
02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:05,760
>> No, but it got 10 million views or

4749
02:04:03,520 --> 02:04:07,440
whatever. Anyway, it's for the internet.

4750
02:04:05,760 --> 02:04:10,159
America.

4751
02:04:07,439 --> 02:04:12,079
[ __ ] yeah.

4752
02:04:10,158 --> 02:04:14,319
The [ __ ] day.

4753
02:04:12,079 --> 02:04:14,800
>> What night is the roast? Just so

4754
02:04:14,319 --> 02:04:15,920
>> Sunday.

4755
02:04:14,800 --> 02:04:16,960
>> Uh, Sunday.

4756
02:04:15,920 --> 02:04:17,359
>> Oh, [ __ ] I want

4757
02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:17,679
>> I'm going.

4758
02:04:17,359 --> 02:04:18,719
>> Damn.

4759
02:04:17,679 --> 02:04:20,319
>> Where you at? The first one?

4760
02:04:18,719 --> 02:04:21,198
>> I'm getting there Tuesday.

4761
02:04:20,319 --> 02:04:22,319
>> Oh, no. Next.

4762
02:04:21,198 --> 02:04:23,118
>> Why don't you go there early?

4763
02:04:22,319 --> 02:04:24,719
>> What do you get?

4764
02:04:23,118 --> 02:04:25,279
>> I get there Sunday and then

4765
02:04:24,719 --> 02:04:26,399
>> it's the 10th.

4766
02:04:25,279 --> 02:04:29,039
>> It's the next Sunday.

4767
02:04:26,399 --> 02:04:30,238
>> Oh, okay. Okay. All right.

4768
02:04:29,039 --> 02:04:31,679
>> I think I have a gig.

4769
02:04:30,238 --> 02:04:32,479
>> Me and Lewis got matching Legion of

4770
02:04:31,679 --> 02:04:35,039
Skanks outfits.

4771
02:04:32,479 --> 02:04:37,839
>> Oh. Oh, you're on the team now. You're

4772
02:04:35,039 --> 02:04:38,880
you're a member of the gangst

4773
02:04:37,840 --> 02:04:41,199
with with Jay.

4774
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:42,319
>> Does this stop you from moving to UK?

4775
02:04:41,198 --> 02:04:44,879
>> Unfortunately, it does.

4776
02:04:42,319 --> 02:04:46,158
>> Good. Thank God. [ __ ] those lines.

4777
02:04:44,880 --> 02:04:48,319
>> Not even unfortunately. This is a

4778
02:04:46,158 --> 02:04:50,238
massive opportunity for me creatively.

4779
02:04:48,319 --> 02:04:52,479
I've This is like a dream. I've been

4780
02:04:50,238 --> 02:04:53,118
gone for the [ __ ] Mossad plant to got

4781
02:04:52,479 --> 02:04:55,039
out of there.

4782
02:04:53,118 --> 02:04:57,198
>> The MSAD [laughter] couple.

4783
02:04:55,039 --> 02:04:58,000
>> So, I was like, oo,

4784
02:04:57,198 --> 02:04:58,719
>> yeah, maybe I'll stab.

4785
02:04:58,000 --> 02:05:00,079
>> Yeah, it'll be fun.

4786
02:04:58,719 --> 02:05:01,359
>> Yeah, you have to. [ __ ] going to

4787
02:05:00,079 --> 02:05:01,760
England. They were going to stab you

4788
02:05:01,359 --> 02:05:04,319
anyway.

4789
02:05:01,760 --> 02:05:06,480
>> You left enough. [laughter]

4790
02:05:04,319 --> 02:05:07,920
That's true. They'll stab you. They do

4791
02:05:06,479 --> 02:05:10,000
get stabby overab.

4792
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:12,239
>> Getting stabbed would [ __ ] blow dick.

4793
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:13,279
>> Suck. You're right there with the guy,

4794
02:05:12,238 --> 02:05:14,319
too. At least a gunshot.

4795
02:05:13,279 --> 02:05:14,960
>> Gunshot could be like, "Where did it

4796
02:05:14,319 --> 02:05:17,198
even come from?"

4797
02:05:14,960 --> 02:05:19,039
>> Some distance like, "I know.

4798
02:05:17,198 --> 02:05:22,039
>> It's you. I hate you." [laughter]

4799
02:05:19,039 --> 02:05:22,039
>> Right.

4800
02:05:22,238 --> 02:05:23,759
>> Yeah. Anyway,

4801
02:05:23,118 --> 02:05:25,039
>> you're better off.

4802
02:05:23,760 --> 02:05:26,239
>> Yeah, you're better off. I think it's

4803
02:05:25,039 --> 02:05:28,158
good. It's divine.

4804
02:05:26,238 --> 02:05:28,959
>> Well, nothing's better off than skanks.

4805
02:05:28,158 --> 02:05:30,879
>> Yeah.

4806
02:05:28,960 --> 02:05:32,079
>> There you go. It's What is it? 15 years

4807
02:05:30,880 --> 02:05:33,920
running.

4808
02:05:32,079 --> 02:05:35,118
>> Yeah. This is perfect for you, Ari.

4809
02:05:33,920 --> 02:05:36,158
>> It's the It's my show.

4810
02:05:35,118 --> 02:05:36,719
>> England's not perfect for you.

4811
02:05:36,158 --> 02:05:38,000
>> Vice president.

4812
02:05:36,719 --> 02:05:39,118
>> Although, it's weird seeing you tied

4813
02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:39,599
down to something.

4814
02:05:39,118 --> 02:05:41,756
>> Yeah, [clears throat] it is.

4815
02:05:39,599 --> 02:05:41,920
>> I've never seen you.

4816
02:05:41,756 --> 02:05:43,039
[laughter]

4817
02:05:41,920 --> 02:05:44,639
>> Well, you got to do it once a week.

4818
02:05:43,039 --> 02:05:46,079
>> When Shane and I ran for president and

4819
02:05:44,639 --> 02:05:48,400
vice president, we'll get into another

4820
02:05:46,079 --> 02:05:50,271
episode, but it was the log line was

4821
02:05:48,399 --> 02:05:51,679
until one of us betrays the other. Until

4822
02:05:50,271 --> 02:05:52,800
[laughter] one of us double crosses the

4823
02:05:51,679 --> 02:05:53,440
other one. [gasps]

4824
02:05:52,800 --> 02:05:56,000
>> We didn't.

4825
02:05:53,439 --> 02:05:57,519
>> We didn't. Only because you found out

4826
02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:58,560
Lewis was going to [ __ ] with me and you

4827
02:05:57,520 --> 02:05:59,280
double crossed him.

4828
02:05:58,560 --> 02:06:00,080
>> Yes,

4829
02:05:59,279 --> 02:06:01,840
>> dude. That was nice.

4830
02:06:00,079 --> 02:06:03,118
>> Of course. I would never do I'm not

4831
02:06:01,840 --> 02:06:05,199
going to let my present go down like

4832
02:06:03,118 --> 02:06:06,000
that. I'm JD Vance, bro. [laughter]

4833
02:06:05,198 --> 02:06:07,839
>> I'm Vance.

4834
02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:10,577
>> Underrated something that happened in co

4835
02:06:07,840 --> 02:06:11,760
is Shane. Uh, we're like we're making a

4836
02:06:10,577 --> 02:06:13,520
[laughter]

4837
02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:15,440
>> I you guys were making the biggest

4838
02:06:13,520 --> 02:06:17,280
mistake comedically.

4839
02:06:15,439 --> 02:06:19,919
>> I was so mad. There was a video going

4840
02:06:17,279 --> 02:06:22,399
around of of all these stars singing

4841
02:06:19,920 --> 02:06:24,000
some like Beatles song. Imagine. Yeah.

4842
02:06:22,399 --> 02:06:26,879
Imagine there's no heaven.

4843
02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:28,319
>> So Louis's idea was like, let's do

4844
02:06:26,880 --> 02:06:30,239
something making fun of it. We'll all

4845
02:06:28,319 --> 02:06:32,158
sing a song with the sickness. down with

4846
02:06:30,238 --> 02:06:33,919
the sickness and we'll make a video. And

4847
02:06:32,158 --> 02:06:35,198
I was like, "Oh, I'll I'll edit it."

4848
02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:36,719
>> So, we just got to sing,

4849
02:06:35,198 --> 02:06:37,919
>> but I need every single one of you to

4850
02:06:36,719 --> 02:06:38,800
sing the full song

4851
02:06:37,920 --> 02:06:40,399
>> and I can choose

4852
02:06:38,800 --> 02:06:42,159
>> and then I'll pick and then I just have

4853
02:06:40,399 --> 02:06:43,439
a full video of every single one of

4854
02:06:42,158 --> 02:06:44,799
these dumb asses singing that [laughter]

4855
02:06:43,439 --> 02:06:46,960
song. And I was like, first off, the

4856
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:47,360
idea was not funny. That is gay. I will

4857
02:06:46,960 --> 02:06:49,760
not.

4858
02:06:47,359 --> 02:06:51,519
>> I was doing it as a favor to Lewis. I

4859
02:06:49,760 --> 02:06:54,639
was like, if you think this is good, and

4860
02:06:51,520 --> 02:06:56,480
then Shane Shane called me goes, how how

4861
02:06:54,639 --> 02:06:57,737
bad will your retaliation be if I

4862
02:06:56,479 --> 02:06:57,919
release your video?

4863
02:06:57,737 --> 02:06:59,840
>> [laughter]

4864
02:06:57,920 --> 02:07:01,279
>> I was like, "Dude, I didn't put anyone's

4865
02:06:59,840 --> 02:07:02,880
videos." I was like, "Bro,

4866
02:07:01,279 --> 02:07:05,439
>> you have right now. Send it to

4867
02:07:02,880 --> 02:07:06,719
>> J comedian. You should do it. I will

4868
02:07:05,439 --> 02:07:09,678
scorch the earth to get back.

4869
02:07:06,719 --> 02:07:11,760
>> Send to Jamie right now."

4870
02:07:09,679 --> 02:07:14,766
>> Do you have it categorized?

4871
02:07:11,760 --> 02:07:16,239
>> I was. And I kept trying to like like

4872
02:07:14,766 --> 02:07:18,319
[snorts] it was hard to make sure they

4873
02:07:16,238 --> 02:07:19,359
did it seriously. So, I was like, "No,

4874
02:07:18,319 --> 02:07:20,719
like don't [ __ ] around. It would be

4875
02:07:19,359 --> 02:07:23,359
funnier if you guys are like really

4876
02:07:20,719 --> 02:07:24,399
singing as the best you can." You [ __ ]

4877
02:07:23,359 --> 02:07:27,039
around in yours.

4878
02:07:24,399 --> 02:07:29,519
>> I did. Oh, thank God. But I mean it's

4879
02:07:27,039 --> 02:07:31,359
still a horrific and embarrassing video.

4880
02:07:29,520 --> 02:07:34,079
>> That whole thing was karaoke.

4881
02:07:31,359 --> 02:07:35,679
>> Imagine there's no heaven while granny

4882
02:07:34,078 --> 02:07:37,759
just died of co.

4883
02:07:35,679 --> 02:07:39,359
>> Also, it's like this is this is like

4884
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:40,239
it's a war song.

4885
02:07:39,359 --> 02:07:41,920
>> Yeah.

4886
02:07:40,238 --> 02:07:42,479
>> It's a war and religion song.

4887
02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:43,359
>> Yeah.

4888
02:07:42,479 --> 02:07:45,198
>> What are we doing?

4889
02:07:43,359 --> 02:07:47,519
>> Very that was a very strange time where

4890
02:07:45,198 --> 02:07:49,198
people just got into smelling their own

4891
02:07:47,520 --> 02:07:51,280
farts.

4892
02:07:49,198 --> 02:07:52,960
>> Well, the co hit and actors had no juice

4893
02:07:51,279 --> 02:07:53,840
anymore. They were like, "Oh, we got to

4894
02:07:52,960 --> 02:07:55,679
stand out.

4895
02:07:53,840 --> 02:07:57,440
>> Please don't." Oh my god. The real one,

4896
02:07:55,679 --> 02:07:58,319
the one that I imagine video.

4897
02:07:57,439 --> 02:07:59,598
>> I can't watch this.

4898
02:07:58,319 --> 02:08:02,158
>> Throwing it up for you guys to see.

4899
02:07:59,599 --> 02:08:03,360
>> Actors really made themselves worthless.

4900
02:08:02,158 --> 02:08:04,559
>> Yeah, I can't.

4901
02:08:03,359 --> 02:08:05,679
>> Okay, we can't sing it.

4902
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:07,039
>> The Beatles are probably

4903
02:08:05,679 --> 02:08:08,399
>> Sarah Silverman being all serious.

4904
02:08:07,039 --> 02:08:09,439
>> She's like, "What stars are in this?

4905
02:08:08,399 --> 02:08:10,479
I'll do it."

4906
02:08:09,439 --> 02:08:11,598
>> Oh, she was being joked.

4907
02:08:10,479 --> 02:08:13,039
>> I don't know who that is.

4908
02:08:11,599 --> 02:08:14,000
>> Who is that?

4909
02:08:13,039 --> 02:08:15,039
>> Timothy Shalomé.

4910
02:08:14,000 --> 02:08:17,599
>> What's wrong with his teeth?

4911
02:08:15,039 --> 02:08:20,268
>> Oh, Fallon. Oh, Fallon.

4912
02:08:17,599 --> 02:08:21,279
>> He's an opener now.

4913
02:08:20,268 --> 02:08:24,078
[laughter]

4914
02:08:21,279 --> 02:08:24,639
>> You can kind of hear it. Oh, [ __ ]

4915
02:08:24,078 --> 02:08:26,319
insane.

4916
02:08:24,639 --> 02:08:27,840
>> This is worse than being like Epste.

4917
02:08:26,319 --> 02:08:30,158
>> Get an iPhone clamp.

4918
02:08:27,840 --> 02:08:31,599
>> God, actors.

4919
02:08:30,158 --> 02:08:32,799
>> So [ __ ] weird.

4920
02:08:31,599 --> 02:08:34,000
>> Well, they're not as important as they

4921
02:08:32,800 --> 02:08:36,239
used to be. So they're like, "Oh, this

4922
02:08:34,000 --> 02:08:37,439
will be about they were like, I'm not

4923
02:08:36,238 --> 02:08:38,799
getting attention. Let's just do it

4924
02:08:37,439 --> 02:08:39,759
ourselves." And you're like, "You guys

4925
02:08:38,800 --> 02:08:41,039
can't do this."

4926
02:08:39,760 --> 02:08:43,199
>> The worst was the black and white one

4927
02:08:41,039 --> 02:08:44,078
when they're like, "I am ashamed of my

4928
02:08:43,198 --> 02:08:44,960
whiteness."

4929
02:08:44,078 --> 02:08:46,559
>> Yeah.

4930
02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:47,198
>> That wasn't even a song. That was just

4931
02:08:46,560 --> 02:08:50,320
them talking.

4932
02:08:47,198 --> 02:08:52,559
>> The blackm

4933
02:08:50,319 --> 02:08:53,198
BLM Brian. There's so many good ones.

4934
02:08:52,560 --> 02:08:58,259
>> You do.

4935
02:08:53,198 --> 02:08:58,879
>> It's so good. Da da da. I gota going.

4936
02:08:58,259 --> 02:09:00,800
[laughter]

4937
02:08:58,880 --> 02:09:01,520
>> Send that to Jamie right now. Send that

4938
02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,960
to Jamie right now.

4939
02:09:01,520 --> 02:09:04,320
>> D. Roa will get sincere.

4940
02:09:02,960 --> 02:09:05,599
>> D. Roa gets sincere. Especially when

4941
02:09:04,319 --> 02:09:08,078
he's drunk. Dude, you're such a good

4942
02:09:05,599 --> 02:09:09,599
friend. I'm like, "Shut up, cat.

4943
02:09:08,078 --> 02:09:10,559
>> You're [laughter] adopted. Shut up.

4944
02:09:09,599 --> 02:09:12,000
>> Shut up. I would never be friends with

4945
02:09:10,560 --> 02:09:13,199
an adopted guy.

4946
02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:15,039
>> You Egyptian weirdo."

4947
02:09:13,198 --> 02:09:17,439
>> Everybody was like trying to be silly,

4948
02:09:15,039 --> 02:09:18,880
but the bit sucked so bad.

4949
02:09:17,439 --> 02:09:20,158
>> I was so happy when you guys were doing

4950
02:09:18,880 --> 02:09:22,880
I was at Stan Hopes when this was going

4951
02:09:20,158 --> 02:09:24,158
on. Oh my god. I didn't get the drunken

4952
02:09:22,880 --> 02:09:25,279
like you guys suck.

4953
02:09:24,158 --> 02:09:27,759
>> You [laughter] killed us.

4954
02:09:25,279 --> 02:09:32,519
>> Me and Stan over hammered.

4955
02:09:27,760 --> 02:09:32,520
>> You killed how much these dudes suck.

4956
02:09:32,719 --> 02:09:35,198
>> That [ __ ] blew, dude. I can't believe

4957
02:09:34,560 --> 02:09:36,320
you guys did that.

4958
02:09:35,198 --> 02:09:37,839
>> How much you got left in there?

4959
02:09:36,319 --> 02:09:39,840
>> It's such a weird thing where people

4960
02:09:37,840 --> 02:09:41,199
decide to do things to make themselves

4961
02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:43,119
look like they care.

4962
02:09:41,198 --> 02:09:44,960
>> Look like they care. That's the thing

4963
02:09:43,118 --> 02:09:45,759
about Hollywood. They want to look like

4964
02:09:44,960 --> 02:09:48,239
they care

4965
02:09:45,760 --> 02:09:49,440
>> and it's so [ __ ] transparent. That's

4966
02:09:48,238 --> 02:09:50,879
always a bummer you get that text like,

4967
02:09:49,439 --> 02:09:52,479
"Hey, can you make a video for this?"

4968
02:09:50,880 --> 02:09:54,000
I'm like, "Ah, it's going to ruin my

4969
02:09:52,479 --> 02:09:55,839
whole day because you like have to think

4970
02:09:54,000 --> 02:09:56,800
about it and spend time on it.

4971
02:09:55,840 --> 02:09:57,760
>> It's a nightmare."

4972
02:09:56,800 --> 02:09:59,119
>> Change your number.

4973
02:09:57,760 --> 02:10:00,639
>> Yeah. Like, can you help me with this?

4974
02:09:59,118 --> 02:10:01,519
>> You get You get one or two of those.

4975
02:10:00,639 --> 02:10:04,078
Change your number.

4976
02:10:01,520 --> 02:10:04,719
>> There we go. Jojo Rabbit.

4977
02:10:04,078 --> 02:10:06,479
>> Music, please.

4978
02:10:04,719 --> 02:10:08,960
>> Music, please.

4979
02:10:06,479 --> 02:10:11,359
>> Oh, it's going to be cold. [music]

4980
02:10:08,960 --> 02:10:14,359
>> Woo! He's back, baby.

4981
02:10:11,359 --> 02:10:14,359
>> I

4982
02:10:15,198 --> 02:10:18,638
mushroom. Yeah. Congrats. Congrats on

4983
02:10:17,359 --> 02:10:21,359
the Ivy game, bro. That's sick,

4984
02:10:18,639 --> 02:10:23,760
>> dude. That is such a win. That is such a

4985
02:10:21,359 --> 02:10:24,639
gigantic win.

4986
02:10:23,760 --> 02:10:26,239
>> They're going to reschedule the

4987
02:10:24,639 --> 02:10:27,279
psychedelics and have them available to

4988
02:10:26,238 --> 02:10:29,279
people.

4989
02:10:27,279 --> 02:10:30,800
>> But what's interesting is that all this

4990
02:10:29,279 --> 02:10:33,118
was done during the Nixon administration

4991
02:10:30,800 --> 02:10:34,480
to squash the civil rights movement,

4992
02:10:33,118 --> 02:10:34,880
>> civil rights movement, and the anti-war

4993
02:10:34,479 --> 02:10:36,158
movement.

4994
02:10:34,880 --> 02:10:37,279
>> Black people don't even like mushrooms.

4995
02:10:36,158 --> 02:10:38,559
>> And that was also one of the things that

4996
02:10:37,279 --> 02:10:39,679
I got to say.

4997
02:10:38,560 --> 02:10:41,920
>> Yeah, this is one of the things that I

4998
02:10:39,679 --> 02:10:42,880
got to say during the whole Trump thing.

4999
02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:43,920
>> You said black people don't like

5000
02:10:42,880 --> 02:10:45,520
>> I said, no, I didn't say that.

5001
02:10:43,920 --> 02:10:48,239
>> Okay. [laughter]

5002
02:10:45,520 --> 02:10:49,679
Black people don't like modern. I said

5003
02:10:48,238 --> 02:10:53,198
they love certain foods, but you can't

5004
02:10:49,679 --> 02:10:55,118
bring them up. I uh I said the these

5005
02:10:53,198 --> 02:10:56,399
things weren't made illegal. It was like

5006
02:10:55,118 --> 02:10:57,839
because it was all live. They couldn't

5007
02:10:56,399 --> 02:11:00,078
stop me from saying it. And Trump just

5008
02:10:57,840 --> 02:11:01,840
let me talk. So I said, "These aren't

5009
02:11:00,078 --> 02:11:04,719
illegal because they're harmful. They're

5010
02:11:01,840 --> 02:11:06,880
illegal because of the sweeping um

5011
02:11:04,719 --> 02:11:08,319
controlled substances act of the 1970s

5012
02:11:06,880 --> 02:11:09,599
and the Richard Nixon administration to

5013
02:11:08,319 --> 02:11:10,880
target the civil rights movement and the

5014
02:11:09,599 --> 02:11:12,319
anti-war movement.

5015
02:11:10,880 --> 02:11:13,440
>> That's why they made them illegal.

5016
02:11:12,319 --> 02:11:15,279
They're not illegal because they're

5017
02:11:13,439 --> 02:11:17,039
harmful. And the idea that they were

5018
02:11:15,279 --> 02:11:18,399
schedule one for all these years when so

5019
02:11:17,039 --> 02:11:20,639
many people are using them to quit

5020
02:11:18,399 --> 02:11:22,960
smoking, to quit drinking, to quit

5021
02:11:20,639 --> 02:11:25,440
drugs, to get their life together, to

5022
02:11:22,960 --> 02:11:26,639
like relax before they're dying. Like so

5023
02:11:25,439 --> 02:11:28,559
many people that are like filled with

5024
02:11:26,639 --> 02:11:29,840
anxiety cuz they're dying of cancer.

5025
02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:30,800
They take mushrooms and they're like, I

5026
02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:32,719
think I'm going to be okay.

5027
02:11:30,800 --> 02:11:34,560
>> Can you get [ __ ] up on Ibaane?

5028
02:11:32,719 --> 02:11:35,920
>> No, it's not recreational at all.

5029
02:11:34,560 --> 02:11:37,119
>> Oh, really? It's bad.

5030
02:11:35,920 --> 02:11:37,520
>> It's a bad experience.

5031
02:11:37,118 --> 02:11:38,799
>> What?

5032
02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:41,040
>> Yeah. It's not like a fun time,

5033
02:11:38,800 --> 02:11:42,800
>> but it's it's neurogenerative. like it

5034
02:11:41,039 --> 02:11:45,840
it helps people that have like Rick

5035
02:11:42,800 --> 02:11:47,920
Perry the the governor he had some sort

5036
02:11:45,840 --> 02:11:49,599
of like natural atrophy of his brain

5037
02:11:47,920 --> 02:11:53,039
that happens when you get older

5038
02:11:49,599 --> 02:11:55,840
>> within 6 weeks or so after doing it 25%

5039
02:11:53,039 --> 02:11:57,519
of the atrophy was gone 6 months later

5040
02:11:55,840 --> 02:12:01,279
100% of it was gone

5041
02:11:57,520 --> 02:12:03,119
>> what it's nuts it's it's very positive

5042
02:12:01,279 --> 02:12:06,158
but a bad feeling when you're doing it

5043
02:12:03,118 --> 02:12:08,319
>> who is this Perry Rick Perry the former

5044
02:12:06,158 --> 02:12:10,879
governor of Texas Republican governor

5045
02:12:08,319 --> 02:12:12,960
who is a staunch anti-drug guy his whole

5046
02:12:10,880 --> 02:12:14,719
life. And then he talked to all these

5047
02:12:12,960 --> 02:12:16,719
veterans that were using it to get off

5048
02:12:14,719 --> 02:12:18,639
of whatever opiates that they were on.

5049
02:12:16,719 --> 02:12:19,599
>> Let me try it in secret. Let me try it

5050
02:12:18,639 --> 02:12:21,199
in secret.

5051
02:12:19,599 --> 02:12:22,800
>> I don't know if it was, let me try it in

5052
02:12:21,198 --> 02:12:24,879
secret cuz he was open about talking

5053
02:12:22,800 --> 02:12:26,800
about it. And and he did it and he said

5054
02:12:24,880 --> 02:12:28,800
it changed his life, too. And he says,

5055
02:12:26,800 --> 02:12:30,000
"This is my life now. I'm dedicated to

5056
02:12:28,800 --> 02:12:31,920
trying to make this stuff legal."

5057
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:33,039
>> So, it's kind of like Ozic. It makes you

5058
02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:34,880
stop doing stuff.

5059
02:12:33,039 --> 02:12:36,800
>> Well, Ompic is weird because it does

5060
02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:37,599
make you stop doing addictive things,

5061
02:12:36,800 --> 02:12:39,520
too. It does,

5062
02:12:37,599 --> 02:12:41,360
>> but it cuts down your sex drive, too. It

5063
02:12:39,520 --> 02:12:43,360
cuts down love. Like, you don't get

5064
02:12:41,359 --> 02:12:44,479
excited about stuff. Yeah. People are

5065
02:12:43,359 --> 02:12:46,000
saying it keeps you from being

5066
02:12:44,479 --> 02:12:46,879
passionate about it.

5067
02:12:46,000 --> 02:12:48,399
>> Cuts down love.

5068
02:12:46,880 --> 02:12:50,239
>> It's just weird when you see, we were

5069
02:12:48,399 --> 02:12:52,078
talking about that lady, some of these

5070
02:12:50,238 --> 02:12:53,839
hot actresses that are doing it and they

5071
02:12:52,078 --> 02:12:55,359
don't need to do it. Drink it.

5072
02:12:53,840 --> 02:12:57,119
>> Be fat and horny.

5073
02:12:55,359 --> 02:12:58,799
>> Fat and horny. Yeah,

5074
02:12:57,118 --> 02:13:01,039
>> that's a good radio team. Fat and horny

5075
02:12:58,800 --> 02:13:03,440
in the morning. It's also girls don't

5076
02:13:01,039 --> 02:13:04,078
realize like a little bit of fat on them

5077
02:13:03,439 --> 02:13:06,479
is hot.

5078
02:13:04,078 --> 02:13:08,639
>> Yeah. Little jiggle. When girls are like

5079
02:13:06,479 --> 02:13:09,678
10 lb overweight, it's like when they

5080
02:13:08,639 --> 02:13:10,560
think they're overweight, you're like,

5081
02:13:09,679 --> 02:13:12,639
"Yeah."

5082
02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:15,760
>> Especially if they're confident with it.

5083
02:13:12,639 --> 02:13:17,279
Just gives them curves, makes sexy.

5084
02:13:15,760 --> 02:13:18,719
>> When you when they lose all that weight

5085
02:13:17,279 --> 02:13:19,519
and get that ompic face, it's like,

5086
02:13:18,719 --> 02:13:21,198
"What are you doing?"

5087
02:13:19,520 --> 02:13:23,760
>> Pull up Olivia Wild. You see her? She

5088
02:13:21,198 --> 02:13:25,279
looks like before you got here.

5089
02:13:23,760 --> 02:13:27,840
>> Oh man. [laughter]

5090
02:13:25,279 --> 02:13:29,198
>> Pull up her and a lemur. It's dead. The

5091
02:13:27,840 --> 02:13:30,560
eyes. It's dead on.

5092
02:13:29,198 --> 02:13:34,198
>> Who's Olivia Wild? She's a really

5093
02:13:30,560 --> 02:13:34,199
beautiful actress.

5094
02:13:34,639 --> 02:13:39,440
>> She's so fat at all, man. But she's been

5095
02:13:38,078 --> 02:13:40,078
>> Look how hot.

5096
02:13:39,439 --> 02:13:42,238
>> Gorgeous.

5097
02:13:40,078 --> 02:13:44,639
>> But now look at the most recent video of

5098
02:13:42,238 --> 02:13:46,319
her where Yeah. Look at that.

5099
02:13:44,639 --> 02:13:46,800
>> Now pull up a ringtail lemur if you can

5100
02:13:46,319 --> 02:13:48,399
find one.

5101
02:13:46,800 --> 02:13:48,800
>> I know exactly what a lemur looks like,

5102
02:13:48,399 --> 02:13:51,046
bro.

5103
02:13:48,800 --> 02:13:51,840
>> It's a cute little little nugget.

5104
02:13:51,046 --> 02:13:54,319
[snorts]

5105
02:13:51,840 --> 02:13:55,440
>> LOOK AT THAT. SAME EYES. [laughter]

5106
02:13:54,319 --> 02:13:57,118
>> SAME EYES.

5107
02:13:55,439 --> 02:13:59,519
>> WAIT, what happened to her? Did she just

5108
02:13:57,118 --> 02:14:01,359
hit the wall? No, there's no way. She

5109
02:13:59,520 --> 02:14:01,920
just hit the wall. She's She's still

5110
02:14:01,359 --> 02:14:02,799
fairly young.

5111
02:14:01,920 --> 02:14:04,719
>> How old is she?

5112
02:14:02,800 --> 02:14:06,000
>> And she was really hot. She was on a

5113
02:14:04,719 --> 02:14:08,480
some 42. She's

5114
02:14:06,000 --> 02:14:09,760
>> She was in house in 2007. She's older.

5115
02:14:08,479 --> 02:14:10,000
She's 20 years older than she was on

5116
02:14:09,760 --> 02:14:11,920
House.

5117
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:12,560
>> Yeah, but dude, recently she looked

5118
02:14:11,920 --> 02:14:14,480
really hot.

5119
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:15,119
>> Also, she's gorgeous.

5120
02:14:14,479 --> 02:14:16,799
>> Gorgeous.

5121
02:14:15,118 --> 02:14:18,559
>> No, I don't think it's the wall, dude.

5122
02:14:16,800 --> 02:14:20,960
>> Her real name is Cockburn. That's funny.

5123
02:14:18,560 --> 02:14:21,920
>> Okay, but does anybody know if she's

5124
02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:22,800
taken that stuff?

5125
02:14:21,920 --> 02:14:24,239
>> No, I don't think so.

5126
02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:26,159
>> That's not even Obzimpic. That's the

5127
02:14:24,238 --> 02:14:28,238
eyes. That's a different thing. Look at

5128
02:14:26,158 --> 02:14:30,479
the giant eyeballs.

5129
02:14:28,238 --> 02:14:34,319
>> We She might feel bad doing this.

5130
02:14:30,479 --> 02:14:36,078
>> I don't want to the lady epic.

5131
02:14:34,319 --> 02:14:37,759
>> It's still

5132
02:14:36,078 --> 02:14:40,078
I think it's a little bit of it is just

5133
02:14:37,760 --> 02:14:41,119
like just women have this thing where

5134
02:14:40,078 --> 02:14:42,238
they think they're supposed to be

5135
02:14:41,118 --> 02:14:42,719
skinny.

5136
02:14:42,238 --> 02:14:43,598
>> Yeah.

5137
02:14:42,719 --> 02:14:44,560
>> Oh, 42.

5138
02:14:43,599 --> 02:14:46,560
>> Well, they are.

5139
02:14:44,560 --> 02:14:49,119
>> Yeah, but dude, 42. Look at look at

5140
02:14:46,560 --> 02:14:50,719
[ __ ] what's her name? Jennifer Lopez.

5141
02:14:49,118 --> 02:14:52,158
>> Yeah. Yeah. Look at Outliers.

5142
02:14:50,719 --> 02:14:53,599
>> She's hot as [ __ ] That's a Puerto

5143
02:14:52,158 --> 02:14:56,638
Rican. Yeah. Look at LeBron, but

5144
02:14:53,599 --> 02:14:58,159
everybody else it goes out at 38.

5145
02:14:56,639 --> 02:14:59,168
>> Could you hand me one of those bruskies?

5146
02:14:58,158 --> 02:15:00,078
>> Absolutely, buddy. What are you

5147
02:14:59,167 --> 02:15:01,118
[laughter] looking for?

5148
02:15:00,078 --> 02:15:02,960
>> A bottle.

5149
02:15:01,118 --> 02:15:04,479
>> Hey, bottle rust.

5150
02:15:02,960 --> 02:15:08,679
>> This is sad that so many of these women

5151
02:15:04,479 --> 02:15:08,678
think that they have to be way.

5152
02:15:09,279 --> 02:15:13,198
I think it's just a bad picture. Bad

5153
02:15:10,719 --> 02:15:14,399
night or night.

5154
02:15:13,198 --> 02:15:16,319
>> I thought that was a great picture.

5155
02:15:14,399 --> 02:15:17,598
>> She's still beautiful. And she doesn't

5156
02:15:16,319 --> 02:15:19,359
even look remotely overweight.

5157
02:15:17,599 --> 02:15:19,840
>> Dude, Seth Rogan looks like a troll next

5158
02:15:19,359 --> 02:15:21,598
to her.

5159
02:15:19,840 --> 02:15:22,480
>> That's from two weeks ago. [snorts]

5160
02:15:21,599 --> 02:15:23,679
>> Two weeks. What?

5161
02:15:22,479 --> 02:15:24,718
>> Oh, no. That's just

5162
02:15:23,679 --> 02:15:26,639
>> fine. That was what

5163
02:15:24,719 --> 02:15:28,639
>> she might have been bad video.

5164
02:15:26,639 --> 02:15:30,400
>> Let's leave her alone. Leave her alone.

5165
02:15:28,639 --> 02:15:32,000
Leave her alone lady. Yeah, I was wrong.

5166
02:15:30,399 --> 02:15:32,238
You didn't hit the wall at all. A lot of

5167
02:15:32,000 --> 02:15:33,840
[ __ ]

5168
02:15:32,238 --> 02:15:35,598
>> You know what I like is uh the big fat

5169
02:15:33,840 --> 02:15:36,319
guys that need the ompic.

5170
02:15:35,599 --> 02:15:36,639
>> Need it.

5171
02:15:36,319 --> 02:15:36,880
>> Yeah.

5172
02:15:36,639 --> 02:15:37,760
>> Yeah.

5173
02:15:36,880 --> 02:15:39,199
>> I like that,

5174
02:15:37,760 --> 02:15:40,560
>> my friend. He's on the fat pill.

5175
02:15:39,198 --> 02:15:42,479
>> Some of them defeat it.

5176
02:15:40,560 --> 02:15:44,159
>> Yeah, I know a guy. We know a guy fully.

5177
02:15:42,479 --> 02:15:45,519
I didn't want to say plowed right

5178
02:15:44,158 --> 02:15:46,719
through.

5179
02:15:45,520 --> 02:15:47,760
>> How [laughter] did he do that? He just

5180
02:15:46,719 --> 02:15:49,279
keeps eating.

5181
02:15:47,760 --> 02:15:50,639
>> He has habits, dude. When we were doing

5182
02:15:49,279 --> 02:15:54,078
the 999,

5183
02:15:50,639 --> 02:15:55,840
>> he he three hot dogs in. We had nine hot

5184
02:15:54,078 --> 02:15:57,519
dogs, nine beers, and nine innings. And

5185
02:15:55,840 --> 02:15:58,560
by the way, pitch clock, so it's way

5186
02:15:57,520 --> 02:15:59,920
harder than when it was invented.

5187
02:15:58,560 --> 02:16:02,000
>> Although we did get there early. We got

5188
02:15:59,920 --> 02:16:03,199
there. Okconor had seven hot dogs before

5189
02:16:02,000 --> 02:16:04,719
the national anthem.

5190
02:16:03,198 --> 02:16:07,039
>> Conor Conor [laughter]

5191
02:16:04,719 --> 02:16:09,279
Okconor like what's your strategy? I'm

5192
02:16:07,039 --> 02:16:11,219
going to just chug these hot dogs. Chug

5193
02:16:09,279 --> 02:16:11,759
hot dogs. Passed out till the sixth.

5194
02:16:11,219 --> 02:16:13,198
[laughter]

5195
02:16:11,760 --> 02:16:14,880
Woke up. You didn't wake him up in the

5196
02:16:13,198 --> 02:16:15,839
night to be like, dude, you're too late.

5197
02:16:14,880 --> 02:16:18,560
You got to get it.

5198
02:16:15,840 --> 02:16:19,599
>> He got it. He was like, [laughter]

5199
02:16:18,560 --> 02:16:21,840
>> I'm a champion.

5200
02:16:19,599 --> 02:16:22,560
>> It's the bread. The salt gets you.

5201
02:16:21,840 --> 02:16:24,480
>> It's disgusting.

5202
02:16:22,560 --> 02:16:26,000
>> Yeah, but H Foley, three hot dogs in,

5203
02:16:24,479 --> 02:16:27,919
you look over, he's eating a cheese

5204
02:16:26,000 --> 02:16:31,800
steak.

5205
02:16:27,920 --> 02:16:31,800
>> He's getting other grare

5206
02:16:34,959 --> 02:16:39,199
[ __ ] how full I am. If you put a

5207
02:16:37,519 --> 02:16:39,840
cheese steak in front of me, I'm eating

5208
02:16:39,200 --> 02:16:40,559
that [ __ ]

5209
02:16:39,840 --> 02:16:42,398
>> It's like

5210
02:16:40,558 --> 02:16:44,318
>> There's a new place in Austin. There's a

5211
02:16:42,398 --> 02:16:47,039
food truck that Tony turned me on to

5212
02:16:44,318 --> 02:16:49,439
that has cheese steaks. Air just had

5213
02:16:47,040 --> 02:16:50,319
one. What is that place, Jamie? Do you

5214
02:16:49,439 --> 02:16:51,359
know the place?

5215
02:16:50,318 --> 02:16:53,119
>> Do you know what it is, Jamie?

5216
02:16:51,359 --> 02:16:53,599
>> Don't say it. We'll never get in again.

5217
02:16:53,120 --> 02:16:55,040
>> What's that?

5218
02:16:53,599 --> 02:16:57,200
>> No, not at all.

5219
02:16:55,040 --> 02:16:59,439
>> I think I think I saw it on uh on

5220
02:16:57,200 --> 02:16:59,840
Seamless. I almost got it all day. So

5221
02:16:59,439 --> 02:17:01,120
legit.

5222
02:16:59,840 --> 02:17:01,920
>> Is it on Sixth Street? Cuz the food

5223
02:17:01,120 --> 02:17:04,079
sucks over there.

5224
02:17:01,920 --> 02:17:06,079
>> This food sucks on Six. You got to go.

5225
02:17:04,079 --> 02:17:07,920
>> Yeah, it's a weird spot because it used

5226
02:17:06,079 --> 02:17:10,079
to be the Dirty Six. It was all just

5227
02:17:07,920 --> 02:17:10,638
like drunk people food. It didn't have

5228
02:17:10,079 --> 02:17:12,398
to be good.

5229
02:17:10,638 --> 02:17:12,959
>> Still, it's getting worse, dude.

5230
02:17:12,398 --> 02:17:14,718
>> But

5231
02:17:12,959 --> 02:17:16,398
>> you got Black Rabbit. That's it. But

5232
02:17:14,718 --> 02:17:17,438
there's a fog to chow a block away.

5233
02:17:16,398 --> 02:17:18,879
>> I think it might be R&B.

5234
02:17:17,439 --> 02:17:19,359
>> There's a Fogo de Chow block away from

5235
02:17:18,879 --> 02:17:20,079
the club.

5236
02:17:19,359 --> 02:17:22,399
>> Where?

5237
02:17:20,079 --> 02:17:23,280
>> It's It's down the street.

5238
02:17:22,398 --> 02:17:25,439
>> It's R&B.

5239
02:17:23,280 --> 02:17:28,399
>> It's on like second or third. I've never

5240
02:17:25,439 --> 02:17:29,280
seen Fogo. It's on Congress. So, it's

5241
02:17:28,398 --> 02:17:31,279
two blocks away.

5242
02:17:29,280 --> 02:17:34,479
>> Yeah. But it's not 36. It's way off.

5243
02:17:31,280 --> 02:17:35,439
>> Right. Right. But but it's it's not far.

5244
02:17:34,478 --> 02:17:35,920
I get what you're saying. It's still

5245
02:17:35,439 --> 02:17:37,280
downtown.

5246
02:17:35,920 --> 02:17:39,200
>> These are the guys. These are the guys.

5247
02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:40,559
>> I'm going there tonight. So, uh what is

5248
02:17:39,200 --> 02:17:41,840
it? What's the name of it?

5249
02:17:40,558 --> 02:17:44,239
>> R&B. R&B.

5250
02:17:41,840 --> 02:17:46,880
>> R&B Steak and Fries. Bro, I'm telling

5251
02:17:44,239 --> 02:17:49,599
you, their [ __ ] cheese steaks are so

5252
02:17:46,879 --> 02:17:52,000
legit. These guys brought them to the

5253
02:17:49,599 --> 02:17:53,280
the club and I was like and Tonyy's

5254
02:17:52,000 --> 02:17:54,718
like, "Dude, you got to try this." I was

5255
02:17:53,280 --> 02:17:57,040
like, "I'm not I'm not really hungry,

5256
02:17:54,718 --> 02:17:59,039
but let me I start one bite and I

5257
02:17:57,040 --> 02:18:00,960
scarfed it. I scarfed it."

5258
02:17:59,040 --> 02:18:03,760
>> Oh, they got the [ __ ] sauteed onions.

5259
02:18:00,959 --> 02:18:05,279
>> Oh, it's so good, dude. It's so good.

5260
02:18:03,760 --> 02:18:06,159
These guys are so And they're cool,

5261
02:18:05,280 --> 02:18:07,359
dudes.

5262
02:18:06,159 --> 02:18:08,398
>> Very, very, very legit.

5263
02:18:07,359 --> 02:18:09,040
>> Wait, go back up. I want to see his

5264
02:18:08,398 --> 02:18:09,840
nickname.

5265
02:18:09,040 --> 02:18:11,200
>> Boo.

5266
02:18:09,840 --> 02:18:13,840
>> Boo. [laughter]

5267
02:18:11,200 --> 02:18:16,240
>> Black guys rule.

5268
02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:17,920
Boo Bradley.

5269
02:18:16,239 --> 02:18:19,039
>> Man, it's almost time for Jeremiah Love

5270
02:18:17,920 --> 02:18:19,760
highlights.

5271
02:18:19,040 --> 02:18:21,040
>> Easy.

5272
02:18:19,760 --> 02:18:22,478
>> It's almost time, dude.

5273
02:18:21,040 --> 02:18:22,960
>> Jeremiah Love.

5274
02:18:22,478 --> 02:18:23,599
>> Oh, yeah.

5275
02:18:22,959 --> 02:18:25,438
>> Who that is?

5276
02:18:23,599 --> 02:18:26,719
>> I love that you're asking who that is.

5277
02:18:25,439 --> 02:18:28,000
>> What are we talking about here?

5278
02:18:26,718 --> 02:18:28,398
>> Is that politics?

5279
02:18:28,000 --> 02:18:30,398
>> No.

5280
02:18:28,398 --> 02:18:32,079
>> No. Football running back.

5281
02:18:30,398 --> 02:18:32,638
>> Jeremiah Love sounds like a football

5282
02:18:32,079 --> 02:18:33,120
player.

5283
02:18:32,638 --> 02:18:33,920
>> Yeah, it does.

5284
02:18:33,120 --> 02:18:34,240
>> He certainly is.

5285
02:18:33,920 --> 02:18:35,679
>> Yeah.

5286
02:18:34,239 --> 02:18:36,558
>> If he was a fighter, he'd probably quit

5287
02:18:35,679 --> 02:18:38,478
in the third round.

5288
02:18:36,558 --> 02:18:41,279
>> I don't know if a guy with that name

5289
02:18:38,478 --> 02:18:43,679
>> if he had autism or I think he does.

5290
02:18:41,280 --> 02:18:45,840
He's got at least OCD, but they they did

5291
02:18:43,679 --> 02:18:47,359
a nice docu like a before the game they

5292
02:18:45,840 --> 02:18:50,478
always like college game day always runs

5293
02:18:47,359 --> 02:18:52,639
like a a heartwarming story, but he had

5294
02:18:50,478 --> 02:18:53,760
like autism as a kid and they were like

5295
02:18:52,638 --> 02:18:55,279
we don't know what to do. And then we

5296
02:18:53,760 --> 02:18:56,318
got him in football and he was just a

5297
02:18:55,280 --> 02:18:56,960
[ __ ] animal. [laughter]

5298
02:18:56,318 --> 02:19:00,079
>> Oh wow.

5299
02:18:56,959 --> 02:19:00,638
>> He's just

5300
02:19:00,079 --> 02:19:01,920
so fast.

5301
02:19:00,638 --> 02:19:02,558
>> Wow. Look at him go.

5302
02:19:01,920 --> 02:19:04,318
>> Wow.

5303
02:19:02,558 --> 02:19:06,000
>> Look at looking at his own sideline.

5304
02:19:04,318 --> 02:19:08,000
>> Dude, autism is a superpower.

5305
02:19:06,000 --> 02:19:09,200
>> Well, you just got to channel it.

5306
02:19:08,000 --> 02:19:12,239
>> Tell me about it. You're going to like

5307
02:19:09,200 --> 02:19:14,559
this one. Norman talk speak on it.

5308
02:19:12,239 --> 02:19:16,239
>> Find a piano or comedy. I can speak

5309
02:19:14,558 --> 02:19:17,039
about Neanderl jeans. You can speak

5310
02:19:16,239 --> 02:19:18,478
about autism.

5311
02:19:17,040 --> 02:19:20,319
>> These guys are tackling wrong.

5312
02:19:18,478 --> 02:19:21,920
>> Look at him go, dude. Wow.

5313
02:19:20,318 --> 02:19:23,119
>> Trying to catch a guy.

5314
02:19:21,920 --> 02:19:25,200
>> You see him jumping over people.

5315
02:19:23,120 --> 02:19:26,960
>> These guys are tackling wrong. He's like

5316
02:19:25,200 --> 02:19:28,639
the correspondent shooter. Hey Jamie,

5317
02:19:26,959 --> 02:19:30,718
who is that guy that they just signed

5318
02:19:28,638 --> 02:19:32,638
from Africa? He's a 21-year-old guy

5319
02:19:30,718 --> 02:19:33,839
who's never played football before.

5320
02:19:32,638 --> 02:19:35,580
>> Philly did.

5321
02:19:33,840 --> 02:19:36,639
>> Yeah, he's with the Eagles. Football

5322
02:19:35,581 --> 02:19:38,000
[laughter] Football does that where

5323
02:19:36,638 --> 02:19:40,000
you're like, "As long as you got As long

5324
02:19:38,000 --> 02:19:42,000
as you got the skills, we got you."

5325
02:19:40,000 --> 02:19:42,879
>> That was a nice rolling for a second.

5326
02:19:42,000 --> 02:19:43,679
Look at that.

5327
02:19:42,879 --> 02:19:44,558
>> What a wiggle.

5328
02:19:43,679 --> 02:19:46,000
>> Oh my goodness.

5329
02:19:44,558 --> 02:19:47,119
>> All they got to do to tackle him is look

5330
02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:47,840
him directly in the eyes.

5331
02:19:47,120 --> 02:19:48,479
>> No.

5332
02:19:47,840 --> 02:19:50,880
>> Why?

5333
02:19:48,478 --> 02:19:52,719
>> Cuz autism hates that [ __ ] Don't you

5334
02:19:50,879 --> 02:19:54,000
ever shut the [ __ ] up. You look an

5335
02:19:52,719 --> 02:19:55,920
autistic guy in the eyes, please.

5336
02:19:54,000 --> 02:19:56,959
>> They don't look at you back though. It's

5337
02:19:55,920 --> 02:19:57,520
not going to work if he doesn't look at

5338
02:19:56,959 --> 02:19:58,239
you back.

5339
02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:59,439
>> He's just dodging. Do

5340
02:19:58,239 --> 02:20:00,478
>> you hate hugs? [laughter]

5341
02:19:59,439 --> 02:20:01,920
>> He's dodging a hug.

5342
02:20:00,478 --> 02:20:05,119
>> Hate a hug,

5343
02:20:01,920 --> 02:20:10,000
>> bro. HE GET AWAY FROM [screaming] GET

5344
02:20:05,120 --> 02:20:11,439
HIM. Get him. Get him. Take him down.

5345
02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:12,239
>> Right in the lips. He got tongue there

5346
02:20:11,439 --> 02:20:14,936
for the listeners.

5347
02:20:12,239 --> 02:20:14,936
>> Assault, brother. [laughter]

5348
02:20:15,840 --> 02:20:20,239
>> You should sue Joe.

5349
02:20:18,318 --> 02:20:21,199
>> His whole body was vibrating when I was

5350
02:20:20,239 --> 02:20:22,639
hugging him.

5351
02:20:21,200 --> 02:20:25,840
>> Good [laughter] lord. I mean,

5352
02:20:22,639 --> 02:20:28,959
>> that's how sick is touching,

5353
02:20:25,840 --> 02:20:29,760
>> bro. I love a great show. Show Joe him

5354
02:20:28,959 --> 02:20:30,879
jumping over some people.

5355
02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:31,600
>> Hey, what are you boys doing next

5356
02:20:30,879 --> 02:20:33,839
weekend?

5357
02:20:31,600 --> 02:20:35,280
>> Oh, I think I got a gig. What do you got

5358
02:20:33,840 --> 02:20:36,799
to next week is a roast?

5359
02:20:35,280 --> 02:20:39,520
>> Next Saturday. Next Saturday.

5360
02:20:36,799 --> 02:20:40,799
>> Oh yeah. At Netflix TD Garden

5361
02:20:39,520 --> 02:20:41,600
>> in Boston. Damn.

5362
02:20:40,799 --> 02:20:44,079
>> What are you doing?

5363
02:20:41,600 --> 02:20:48,079
>> UFC. The UFC in New Jersey.

5364
02:20:44,079 --> 02:20:49,520
>> Sean Strickland. Hamza Chamayv.

5365
02:20:48,079 --> 02:20:50,559
>> Bro, they they're not even going to have

5366
02:20:49,520 --> 02:20:51,920
a face off.

5367
02:20:50,559 --> 02:20:54,239
>> They're worried about putting them close

5368
02:20:51,920 --> 02:20:55,120
to each other cuz Shawn has talked so

5369
02:20:54,239 --> 02:20:56,079
much [ __ ]

5370
02:20:55,120 --> 02:20:58,399
>> He's a wild dude.

5371
02:20:56,079 --> 02:21:02,478
>> He's a wild dude. And that [ __ ] talking

5372
02:20:58,398 --> 02:21:03,920
that he does, it's emotional warfare cuz

5373
02:21:02,478 --> 02:21:06,799
like you'll think about the [ __ ] He

5374
02:21:03,920 --> 02:21:08,398
calls him a goat [ __ ] He's like he he

5375
02:21:06,799 --> 02:21:09,358
won't stop talking [ __ ]

5376
02:21:08,398 --> 02:21:11,760
>> No filter.

5377
02:21:09,359 --> 02:21:14,000
>> Sean Strickland said that he said if

5378
02:21:11,760 --> 02:21:17,120
those three goat [ __ ] he comes up to me

5379
02:21:14,000 --> 02:21:18,879
with three of his goats goats.

5380
02:21:17,120 --> 02:21:20,240
>> He said he Sean was like I'll shoot

5381
02:21:18,879 --> 02:21:21,279
them. I'll pull out my gun. I'll shoot

5382
02:21:20,239 --> 02:21:22,719
all three of them. And he's going like

5383
02:21:21,280 --> 02:21:26,399
this. Boom boom boom. Jesus.

5384
02:21:22,719 --> 02:21:28,799
>> He's talking so much [ __ ] But that it's

5385
02:21:26,398 --> 02:21:30,639
emotional warfare. It's like what Connor

5386
02:21:28,799 --> 02:21:33,039
used to do. What Connor did with Jose

5387
02:21:30,639 --> 02:21:35,358
Aldo. He had him so [ __ ] up before

5388
02:21:33,040 --> 02:21:38,560
that fight and he was just like so emo

5389
02:21:35,359 --> 02:21:40,079
because Aldo was a legend. Nobody talked

5390
02:21:38,559 --> 02:21:42,799
[ __ ] about him. Everybody was terrified

5391
02:21:40,079 --> 02:21:45,280
of him. And Connor was just constantly

5392
02:21:42,799 --> 02:21:47,119
talking [ __ ] about him. Stole his belt

5393
02:21:45,280 --> 02:21:48,880
at a press conference and like was

5394
02:21:47,120 --> 02:21:50,880
holding [laughter] it up. And by the

5395
02:21:48,879 --> 02:21:52,959
time the fight happened, Aldo was just

5396
02:21:50,879 --> 02:21:55,438
so worked up and Connor was just like

5397
02:21:52,959 --> 02:21:57,919
super relaxed and smiling. That's how

5398
02:21:55,439 --> 02:21:58,960
Roberto Duran beat Robinson because he

5399
02:21:57,920 --> 02:21:59,920
called his wife a horror.

5400
02:21:58,959 --> 02:22:02,559
>> Who's Robinson?

5401
02:21:59,920 --> 02:22:05,840
>> Sugar. Noonard. No, Leonard. Leonard.

5402
02:22:02,559 --> 02:22:07,840
Sorry, wrong. Dare you. It was he talked

5403
02:22:05,840 --> 02:22:10,000
Sugar Ray into fighting his kind of

5404
02:22:07,840 --> 02:22:11,359
fight. He literally like Do you think

5405
02:22:10,000 --> 02:22:11,760
Strickland can do that?

5406
02:22:11,359 --> 02:22:12,880
>> No.

5407
02:22:11,760 --> 02:22:15,359
>> Strickland is a

5408
02:22:12,879 --> 02:22:17,358
>> He's good, but he's not.

5409
02:22:15,359 --> 02:22:19,200
Strickland is one of the best fighters

5410
02:22:17,359 --> 02:22:22,000
on planet Earth. Make no mistake about

5411
02:22:19,200 --> 02:22:24,079
it. So is Hamza. But Strickland is also

5412
02:22:22,000 --> 02:22:26,159
a legitimate world champion. He's a guy

5413
02:22:24,079 --> 02:22:28,239
who's accustomed to five rounders. He's

5414
02:22:26,159 --> 02:22:29,920
got phenomenal cardio. He's one of the

5415
02:22:28,239 --> 02:22:31,359
hardest guys to hit in the sport.

5416
02:22:29,920 --> 02:22:36,159
>> But can he

5417
02:22:31,359 --> 02:22:38,960
>> 100% he has underrated grappling? Listen

5418
02:22:36,159 --> 02:22:40,959
to me as an expert. He's allegedly he's

5419
02:22:38,959 --> 02:22:42,318
one of the best take down. He's got some

5420
02:22:40,959 --> 02:22:44,079
of the best takedown defense in the

5421
02:22:42,318 --> 02:22:45,039
game. Underrated grappling. Strickland

5422
02:22:44,079 --> 02:22:46,559
has a legit chance.

5423
02:22:45,040 --> 02:22:49,120
>> Can I Can I just say this as someone

5424
02:22:46,559 --> 02:22:51,680
who's heard you talk about this kind of

5425
02:22:49,120 --> 02:22:54,319
stuff for many, many years. You give it

5426
02:22:51,680 --> 02:22:55,120
up more for the person you think is not

5427
02:22:54,318 --> 02:22:56,719
gonna win.

5428
02:22:55,120 --> 02:22:58,240
>> Oh, interesting.

5429
02:22:56,719 --> 02:22:59,279
>> Because you didn't say about Hamza in

5430
02:22:58,239 --> 02:23:01,840
this. You just said

5431
02:22:59,280 --> 02:23:04,399
>> No, no. I will tell you a lot about it's

5432
02:23:01,840 --> 02:23:05,120
obvious. So, you go, but don't count out

5433
02:23:04,398 --> 02:23:06,719
the underdog.

5434
02:23:05,120 --> 02:23:08,240
>> No, I'll say that eventually if you give

5435
02:23:06,719 --> 02:23:09,279
me a chance, you [ __ ] blabber out.

5436
02:23:08,239 --> 02:23:12,239
>> You stopped talking. [laughter]

5437
02:23:09,280 --> 02:23:15,600
>> Jesus, you stopped. You already made

5438
02:23:12,239 --> 02:23:17,600
your point. No, Tom's 100% can win. He

5439
02:23:15,600 --> 02:23:19,040
looked he dominated Drekus Dupacy like

5440
02:23:17,600 --> 02:23:21,200
he didn't even belong in there with him

5441
02:23:19,040 --> 02:23:23,600
and Drius was the world champion and

5442
02:23:21,200 --> 02:23:25,120
Drius had beaten Stron Sean Strickland

5443
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:27,040
but the last time he beat Strickland in

5444
02:23:25,120 --> 02:23:29,359
the second fight Strickland they made

5445
02:23:27,040 --> 02:23:31,200
him fight he had a shoulder injury like

5446
02:23:29,359 --> 02:23:34,800
Strickland's a wild boy and he crashed

5447
02:23:31,200 --> 02:23:36,960
his dirt bike and [ __ ] his shoulder up

5448
02:23:34,799 --> 02:23:39,438
they oh he's an Strickland's an animal

5449
02:23:36,959 --> 02:23:41,358
and they allowed him I mean they forced

5450
02:23:39,439 --> 02:23:43,120
him I should say to fight

5451
02:23:41,359 --> 02:23:44,880
>> plus 340 damn

5452
02:23:43,120 --> 02:23:47,040
>> listen man I'm telling

5453
02:23:44,879 --> 02:23:49,039
He can win. Not only did he beat Adagna,

5454
02:23:47,040 --> 02:23:50,399
but the guy does not get tired.

5455
02:23:49,040 --> 02:23:52,160
Strickland has some of the best [ __ ]

5456
02:23:50,398 --> 02:23:54,879
cardio in the sport. He's one of the

5457
02:23:52,159 --> 02:23:56,398
hardest guys to hit. He's very clever

5458
02:23:54,879 --> 02:23:58,478
with his boxing. He's got one of the

5459
02:23:56,398 --> 02:23:59,760
best jabs in the sport. Strickland can

5460
02:23:58,478 --> 02:24:01,358
win this fight.

5461
02:23:59,760 --> 02:24:04,398
>> It's not saying he's going to win.

5462
02:24:01,359 --> 02:24:04,880
Hamzad is the best grappler at 185,

5463
02:24:04,398 --> 02:24:05,760
period.

5464
02:24:04,879 --> 02:24:08,318
>> If he gets him on the ground

5465
02:24:05,760 --> 02:24:09,920
>> and Hamzot can [ __ ] strike, too. It's

5466
02:24:08,318 --> 02:24:10,799
not just a grappler. He's an animal.

5467
02:24:09,920 --> 02:24:12,478
>> Well, I mean, that's what I mean with

5468
02:24:10,799 --> 02:24:13,840
the [ __ ] talk. He's maybe he's trying to

5469
02:24:12,478 --> 02:24:16,398
talk him into standing,

5470
02:24:13,840 --> 02:24:18,559
>> right? Or talk him into a war or talk

5471
02:24:16,398 --> 02:24:21,199
him into hitting the gas. Full clip

5472
02:24:18,559 --> 02:24:22,879
trying to take Aljine Sterling Aljine

5473
02:24:21,200 --> 02:24:24,720
Sterling did a video about this and

5474
02:24:22,879 --> 02:24:28,079
Aljine said, "Here's the thing. If

5475
02:24:24,719 --> 02:24:29,920
Hamzot tries to just run him over, tries

5476
02:24:28,079 --> 02:24:32,559
to just take him down, run him over,

5477
02:24:29,920 --> 02:24:34,478
submit him, and can't do it, then that's

5478
02:24:32,559 --> 02:24:36,079
a problem because then he gasses himself

5479
02:24:34,478 --> 02:24:38,959
out in the first round. This is a five

5480
02:24:36,079 --> 02:24:41,039
round fight. Strickland is notoriously

5481
02:24:38,959 --> 02:24:44,318
durable, notoriously in incredible

5482
02:24:41,040 --> 02:24:46,640
shape, and he's calm. He knows how to

5483
02:24:44,318 --> 02:24:49,039
fight in wars. Like he's he's like

5484
02:24:46,639 --> 02:24:51,199
accustomed to that, you know? He had a

5485
02:24:49,040 --> 02:24:53,680
very abusive childhood. He doesn't like

5486
02:24:51,200 --> 02:24:56,159
bullies. Like Strickland's he's a tough

5487
02:24:53,680 --> 02:24:58,720
nut, dude. Oh, yeah. In my mind, this is

5488
02:24:56,159 --> 02:25:00,799
like I would give Hans on fire me up.

5489
02:24:58,719 --> 02:25:02,318
>> Yeah, dude. This is a great fight, dude.

5490
02:25:00,799 --> 02:25:06,000
>> Have you heard his trans rant? This is

5491
02:25:02,318 --> 02:25:07,680
one Strickland is the best at [ __ ]

5492
02:25:06,000 --> 02:25:08,959
just talking wild [ __ ] at press

5493
02:25:07,680 --> 02:25:11,280
conferences.

5494
02:25:08,959 --> 02:25:13,358
>> He's a wild fellow. He was on the

5495
02:25:11,280 --> 02:25:15,040
podcast, too. He's fun, man. He's fun.

5496
02:25:13,359 --> 02:25:16,159
>> He gets so angry and worked up about

5497
02:25:15,040 --> 02:25:17,200
[ __ ] but he's [ __ ] fun.

5498
02:25:16,159 --> 02:25:20,239
>> You know what's fun?

5499
02:25:17,200 --> 02:25:22,079
>> Like now back. Fun whites.

5500
02:25:20,239 --> 02:25:23,280
>> Fun whites are coming back. Oh, he's one

5501
02:25:22,079 --> 02:25:25,359
of the funnest whites ever.

5502
02:25:23,280 --> 02:25:26,000
>> I I blame Ched Hanks. He brought it. He

5503
02:25:25,359 --> 02:25:26,880
broke it open.

5504
02:25:26,000 --> 02:25:30,079
>> Chad Hanks.

5505
02:25:26,879 --> 02:25:31,438
>> Yeah. White boy summer. The whites.

5506
02:25:30,079 --> 02:25:32,559
>> He's got a new accent. He broke that

5507
02:25:31,439 --> 02:25:33,600
accent. What's his new one?

5508
02:25:32,559 --> 02:25:34,719
>> I don't know. He dropped his old one. He

5509
02:25:33,600 --> 02:25:35,600
was like, "I'm done with that fakeness.

5510
02:25:34,719 --> 02:25:37,199
I got a new fakess."

5511
02:25:35,600 --> 02:25:37,600
>> Can you imagine it was Tom Hanks as your

5512
02:25:37,200 --> 02:25:38,640
dad?

5513
02:25:37,600 --> 02:25:40,239
>> That's wild.

5514
02:25:38,639 --> 02:25:41,920
>> You got that shadow.

5515
02:25:40,239 --> 02:25:43,039
>> Colin and Chad, they couldn't be more

5516
02:25:41,920 --> 02:25:44,398
opposite.

5517
02:25:43,040 --> 02:25:45,520
>> Collins's other son. You've seen he's in

5518
02:25:44,398 --> 02:25:46,559
a ton of movies.

5519
02:25:45,520 --> 02:25:48,800
>> Less of a phony.

5520
02:25:46,559 --> 02:25:49,680
>> Well, he's more straight laced.

5521
02:25:48,799 --> 02:25:52,000
>> Yeah.

5522
02:25:49,680 --> 02:25:54,239
>> Uh, Shia Labou, he's getting drunk,

5523
02:25:52,000 --> 02:25:55,600
going to jail, coming back out. Is Shia

5524
02:25:54,239 --> 02:25:59,840
Le famous?

5525
02:25:55,600 --> 02:26:01,439
>> No, I'm just saying looks just like Tom.

5526
02:25:59,840 --> 02:26:02,880
>> He's in a ton of movies.

5527
02:26:01,439 --> 02:26:04,479
>> God, he looks just like Tom. That's

5528
02:26:02,879 --> 02:26:05,119
crazy. He could be Forest Gump, too.

5529
02:26:04,478 --> 02:26:06,799
>> Good actor.

5530
02:26:05,120 --> 02:26:07,439
>> He looks more Forest Gumpy than Forest

5531
02:26:06,799 --> 02:26:08,559
Gump.

5532
02:26:07,439 --> 02:26:11,040
>> He looks more Philadelphia.

5533
02:26:08,559 --> 02:26:11,920
>> What is this? What? Chad is singing. Oh,

5534
02:26:11,040 --> 02:26:12,640
he's singing now.

5535
02:26:11,920 --> 02:26:13,200
>> He's doing country music.

5536
02:26:12,639 --> 02:26:14,318
>> Oh boy.

5537
02:26:13,200 --> 02:26:15,439
>> Oh god. He can't.

5538
02:26:14,318 --> 02:26:17,199
>> I thought he was a rapper.

5539
02:26:15,439 --> 02:26:19,200
>> He was, but country's big now.

5540
02:26:17,200 --> 02:26:20,159
>> He's just swinging at every goes

5541
02:26:19,200 --> 02:26:21,840
wherever is popular. [snorts]

5542
02:26:20,159 --> 02:26:23,520
>> Renaissance.

5543
02:26:21,840 --> 02:26:26,000
He doesn't suck. That guy sucks. Kind of

5544
02:26:23,520 --> 02:26:27,920
jacked by

5545
02:26:26,000 --> 02:26:30,000
Ted Higs Jamaican accents.

5546
02:26:27,920 --> 02:26:31,920
>> Could you imagine what it's like having

5547
02:26:30,000 --> 02:26:32,959
Tom Hanks as a dad and trying to find

5548
02:26:31,920 --> 02:26:34,398
your own identity?

5549
02:26:32,959 --> 02:26:35,919
>> I'm sure it's tough if your father was a

5550
02:26:34,398 --> 02:26:38,879
molester, but it doesn't she's

5551
02:26:35,920 --> 02:26:40,960
molestation. [screaming]

5552
02:26:38,879 --> 02:26:44,799
>> Come on. You're talking about [ __ ]

5553
02:26:40,959 --> 02:26:48,398
>> J time stamp. How [laughter] dare you

5554
02:26:44,799 --> 02:26:50,719
>> talking about Woody here.

5555
02:26:48,398 --> 02:26:52,000
>> Jesus,

5556
02:26:50,719 --> 02:26:54,159
>> he was [laughter] he was good. He was

5557
02:26:52,000 --> 02:26:56,398
good in Atlanta and that's about it.

5558
02:26:54,159 --> 02:26:58,799
>> Atlanta. Atlanta. Philadelphia.

5559
02:26:56,398 --> 02:27:00,879
>> Did an episode of Atlanta. He was good.

5560
02:26:58,799 --> 02:27:01,599
>> Oh, which which one? Oh,

5561
02:27:00,879 --> 02:27:03,358
>> Chad.

5562
02:27:01,600 --> 02:27:04,239
>> Chad rules. He was also great in uh

5563
02:27:03,359 --> 02:27:04,720
Curb.

5564
02:27:04,239 --> 02:27:05,760
>> Yes.

5565
02:27:04,719 --> 02:27:06,478
>> Played the soldier.

5566
02:27:05,760 --> 02:27:07,200
>> That's right.

5567
02:27:06,478 --> 02:27:08,799
>> I didn't see that one.

5568
02:27:07,200 --> 02:27:12,000
>> You want to talk great athletes? What

5569
02:27:08,799 --> 02:27:12,398
about the uh ampute cornhole guy?

5570
02:27:12,000 --> 02:27:14,079
>> What?

5571
02:27:12,398 --> 02:27:15,920
>> What? Where'd that come from?

5572
02:27:14,079 --> 02:27:17,760
>> You haven't seen this guy.

5573
02:27:15,920 --> 02:27:18,079
>> What kind of a [ __ ] transition was

5574
02:27:17,760 --> 02:27:20,559
that?

5575
02:27:18,079 --> 02:27:22,000
>> I know it. We're talking about athletes.

5576
02:27:20,559 --> 02:27:22,398
The guy got in trouble for shooting

5577
02:27:22,000 --> 02:27:25,280
someone.

5578
02:27:22,398 --> 02:27:26,398
>> He's got no arms, no legs

5579
02:27:25,280 --> 02:27:27,280
on the window with his legs.

5580
02:27:26,398 --> 02:27:28,239
>> He shot a guy.

5581
02:27:27,280 --> 02:27:29,600
>> Did he really shoot somebody

5582
02:27:28,239 --> 02:27:31,039
>> with a nub?

5583
02:27:29,600 --> 02:27:32,079
>> 100% he shot him.

5584
02:27:31,040 --> 02:27:32,399
>> What's cornhole? I thought he's playing

5585
02:27:32,079 --> 02:27:33,600
cornhole.

5586
02:27:32,398 --> 02:27:35,199
>> What does he have to do? Does he have to

5587
02:27:33,600 --> 02:27:35,920
attach like a stick to the nub so he

5588
02:27:35,200 --> 02:27:38,640
could pull the trigger?

5589
02:27:35,920 --> 02:27:39,280
>> He's got a little tiny thumb right on

5590
02:27:38,639 --> 02:27:40,000
the stump

5591
02:27:39,280 --> 02:27:41,200
>> and he could trigger

5592
02:27:40,000 --> 02:27:41,680
>> and he pulled a trigger and killed a

5593
02:27:41,200 --> 02:27:42,240
guy.

5594
02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:42,639
>> Whoa.

5595
02:27:42,239 --> 02:27:43,680
>> Yeah.

5596
02:27:42,639 --> 02:27:45,199
>> Why did he kill the guy?

5597
02:27:43,680 --> 02:27:46,318
>> I think he [ __ ] his stump. I don't

5598
02:27:45,200 --> 02:27:47,520
know what happened. Actually, [laughter]

5599
02:27:46,318 --> 02:27:48,159
I remember reading the story.

5600
02:27:47,520 --> 02:27:49,680
>> Son of a [ __ ]

5601
02:27:48,159 --> 02:27:51,200
>> He was driving the car, too. There was

5602
02:27:49,680 --> 02:27:52,239
three other GUYS IN THE CAR AND he's the

5603
02:27:51,200 --> 02:27:53,280
one driving it.

5604
02:27:52,239 --> 02:27:54,318
>> What an alpha.

5605
02:27:53,280 --> 02:27:54,800
>> Drove the car.

5606
02:27:54,318 --> 02:27:55,760
>> Wow.

5607
02:27:54,799 --> 02:27:56,879
>> This guy's a badass.

5608
02:27:55,760 --> 02:27:58,159
>> Was it down a straight road?

5609
02:27:56,879 --> 02:27:58,398
>> And he was a professional cornhole

5610
02:27:58,159 --> 02:27:59,840
player.

5611
02:27:58,398 --> 02:28:01,199
>> He was number one cornhole.

5612
02:27:59,840 --> 02:28:02,639
>> No. Was he a bag?

5613
02:28:01,200 --> 02:28:03,840
>> Here's a video of him [laughter] again.

5614
02:28:02,639 --> 02:28:04,799
There's a video of him CLIMBING A

5615
02:28:03,840 --> 02:28:05,760
LADDER.

5616
02:28:04,799 --> 02:28:06,879
>> CLIMBING A LADDER.

5617
02:28:05,760 --> 02:28:08,239
>> YEAH, I'LL show you that after this.

5618
02:28:06,879 --> 02:28:09,279
>> He's getting passed around in prison

5619
02:28:08,239 --> 02:28:10,639
like a cornhole bag.

5620
02:28:09,280 --> 02:28:12,239
>> Juan on suspicion of shooting and

5621
02:28:10,639 --> 02:28:13,199
killing a pastor in his car during an

5622
02:28:12,239 --> 02:28:14,079
argument.

5623
02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:16,159
>> Look at this badass.

5624
02:28:14,079 --> 02:28:17,840
>> Oh, he can shoot guns. Shoot. Well,

5625
02:28:16,159 --> 02:28:18,239
>> you got to hand it to him.

5626
02:28:17,840 --> 02:28:20,079
>> Well,

5627
02:28:18,239 --> 02:28:21,439
>> okay. [snorts] Maybe if you

5628
02:28:20,079 --> 02:28:23,439
>> leg to stand on there, Mark.

5629
02:28:21,439 --> 02:28:26,079
>> Less [laughter] limbs, less movement.

5630
02:28:23,439 --> 02:28:27,040
>> Less less limbs. It's not this endless.

5631
02:28:26,079 --> 02:28:28,559
>> It's more stable.

5632
02:28:27,040 --> 02:28:30,479
>> I went out on a limb.

5633
02:28:28,559 --> 02:28:31,760
>> Oh, you son of a [ __ ]

5634
02:28:30,478 --> 02:28:32,959
>> There's his cornhole strategy.

5635
02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:33,680
>> He's unbelievable.

5636
02:28:32,959 --> 02:28:35,759
>> He's really good.

5637
02:28:33,680 --> 02:28:36,559
>> Look at this. HE'S JUST SINKING THEM.

5638
02:28:35,760 --> 02:28:38,079
>> CRAZY.

5639
02:28:36,559 --> 02:28:40,639
>> BAGS.

5640
02:28:38,079 --> 02:28:42,959
>> And now he's in jail. Poor guy. He could

5641
02:28:40,639 --> 02:28:44,719
have been a hero of our generation.

5642
02:28:42,959 --> 02:28:48,159
>> Um, so did he

5643
02:28:44,719 --> 02:28:50,079
>> kill the guy for a reason? Sure.

5644
02:28:48,159 --> 02:28:52,000
>> Lost his limbs, bacterial infection at

5645
02:28:50,079 --> 02:28:54,079
10 years old, demonstrating shooting.

5646
02:28:52,000 --> 02:28:56,719
So, what is the story?

5647
02:28:54,079 --> 02:28:58,079
>> Accused of shooting a guy during a

5648
02:28:56,719 --> 02:28:59,840
driving argument.

5649
02:28:58,079 --> 02:29:01,120
>> He he wanted the two guys in the car to

5650
02:28:59,840 --> 02:29:03,472
help him get rid of the body. They

5651
02:29:01,120 --> 02:29:04,720
refused. And then he dropped them

5652
02:29:03,472 --> 02:29:06,079
[laughter] out of the car. Went and

5653
02:29:04,719 --> 02:29:08,239
dropped the body somewhere. Someone

5654
02:29:06,079 --> 02:29:09,760
found the body and then they came after.

5655
02:29:08,239 --> 02:29:11,680
>> [ __ ] That'd be tough to dig a hole.

5656
02:29:09,760 --> 02:29:13,280
>> Bro, the way I think he died

5657
02:29:11,680 --> 02:29:15,120
astonishing.

5658
02:29:13,280 --> 02:29:16,720
>> Ari leaves like a ghost in the night.

5659
02:29:15,120 --> 02:29:17,040
>> Well, he's old. They got a piss every 10

5660
02:29:16,719 --> 02:29:18,079
minutes.

5661
02:29:17,040 --> 02:29:20,720
>> More than him.

5662
02:29:18,079 --> 02:29:23,680
>> He drinks prune juice. [laughter]

5663
02:29:20,719 --> 02:29:26,559
>> Goes right through you.

5664
02:29:23,680 --> 02:29:28,398
>> So, uh, so is an argument. He just shot

5665
02:29:26,559 --> 02:29:29,920
the guy. It would, you think it would

5666
02:29:28,398 --> 02:29:31,599
take so long for him to pull out the

5667
02:29:29,920 --> 02:29:32,000
gun, you would just smack it out of his

5668
02:29:31,600 --> 02:29:33,760
stub.

5669
02:29:32,000 --> 02:29:34,799
>> You'd think, but I think when that guy

5670
02:29:33,760 --> 02:29:36,398
comes up to you, you're like, what are

5671
02:29:34,799 --> 02:29:37,519
you going to do? You're not scared. So,

5672
02:29:36,398 --> 02:29:39,199
the guy's got all the time in the world.

5673
02:29:37,520 --> 02:29:39,760
>> I see a gun. I'd be so scared if I saw

5674
02:29:39,200 --> 02:29:41,280
that guy.

5675
02:29:39,760 --> 02:29:41,760
>> Climb a hunting blind with a rifle on

5676
02:29:41,280 --> 02:29:43,520
his back.

5677
02:29:41,760 --> 02:29:45,520
>> Look at this psycho.

5678
02:29:43,520 --> 02:29:47,120
>> Oh, wow. God, he's like a slug. Very

5679
02:29:45,520 --> 02:29:49,979
capable.

5680
02:29:47,120 --> 02:29:50,399
>> Toe jam. Tow jam and Earl. Toe jam and

5681
02:29:49,978 --> 02:29:52,000
[laughter] Earl.

5682
02:29:50,398 --> 02:29:53,760
>> What a pull.

5683
02:29:52,000 --> 02:29:55,040
>> Wow. I mean, you got to hand the guy for

5684
02:29:53,760 --> 02:29:56,318
just being independent.

5685
02:29:55,040 --> 02:29:57,600
>> Yeah. I mean, we're being mean to him. I

5686
02:29:56,318 --> 02:29:58,879
want to make sure he's a murderer before

5687
02:29:57,600 --> 02:30:00,079
I make fun of him for being

5688
02:29:58,879 --> 02:30:00,799
>> Maybe the guy in the back seat was a

5689
02:30:00,079 --> 02:30:02,559
real disabled.

5690
02:30:00,799 --> 02:30:03,039
>> He's definitely a murderer.

5691
02:30:02,559 --> 02:30:05,199
>> He's in jail.

5692
02:30:03,040 --> 02:30:06,720
>> I wonder he's in jail right now.

5693
02:30:05,200 --> 02:30:09,120
>> You better believe it.

5694
02:30:06,719 --> 02:30:10,318
>> Huh? Found a nearby yard.

5695
02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:11,200
>> That's who you want as your bunk mate.

5696
02:30:10,318 --> 02:30:12,478
He's not ready.

5697
02:30:11,200 --> 02:30:14,640
>> Dead at the scene. He was tracked to

5698
02:30:12,478 --> 02:30:16,478
Virginia hospital and arrested set to be

5699
02:30:14,639 --> 02:30:16,879
he was in a hospital. Why was he in a

5700
02:30:16,478 --> 02:30:18,239
hospital?

5701
02:30:16,879 --> 02:30:20,239
>> Maryland.

5702
02:30:18,239 --> 02:30:21,359
>> Well, did they get in a fight?

5703
02:30:20,239 --> 02:30:22,239
>> Yeah. Witnesses said they got

5704
02:30:21,359 --> 02:30:24,000
>> so rarely in the news.

5705
02:30:22,239 --> 02:30:25,199
>> So the guy punched him and he had to go

5706
02:30:24,000 --> 02:30:26,879
to the hospital.

5707
02:30:25,200 --> 02:30:29,200
>> So he was he was tracked to a hospital.

5708
02:30:26,879 --> 02:30:30,879
So the guy who he shot was the guy

5709
02:30:29,200 --> 02:30:32,000
punching him.

5710
02:30:30,879 --> 02:30:32,239
>> Sounds about right. You know what I'm

5711
02:30:32,000 --> 02:30:34,159
saying?

5712
02:30:32,239 --> 02:30:35,840
>> If you're punching a guy with no arms

5713
02:30:34,159 --> 02:30:37,039
and no legs, he's got to do something to

5714
02:30:35,840 --> 02:30:37,600
fight back.

5715
02:30:37,040 --> 02:30:39,760
>> Shoot you.

5716
02:30:37,600 --> 02:30:40,159
>> But that's what's weird. It's like it

5717
02:30:39,760 --> 02:30:41,840
says that

5718
02:30:40,159 --> 02:30:43,840
>> he looks so happy. But it say if it says

5719
02:30:41,840 --> 02:30:45,680
he went to a hospital, like why did he

5720
02:30:43,840 --> 02:30:46,398
have to go to a hospital? [laughter]

5721
02:30:45,680 --> 02:30:47,200
>> Mad ride.

5722
02:30:46,398 --> 02:30:47,840
>> Mad rifle.

5723
02:30:47,200 --> 02:30:49,920
>> Mad rifle.

5724
02:30:47,840 --> 02:30:51,120
>> That's what they say.

5725
02:30:49,920 --> 02:30:52,478
>> Riding high in April.

5726
02:30:51,120 --> 02:30:53,600
>> Yeah. It says officer tracked him in the

5727
02:30:52,478 --> 02:30:55,039
hospital. That's all it says.

5728
02:30:53,600 --> 02:30:56,720
>> Yeah, but why was he in the hospital?

5729
02:30:55,040 --> 02:30:58,720
So, did they get in a fist fight and he

5730
02:30:56,719 --> 02:30:59,438
pulled the gun

5731
02:30:58,719 --> 02:31:01,920
beating his ass?

5732
02:30:59,439 --> 02:31:03,200
>> [ __ ] Let's get him to a hospital.

5733
02:31:01,920 --> 02:31:04,398
>> Probably fine. They were like, "Holy

5734
02:31:03,200 --> 02:31:06,720
[ __ ] take him to an ER."

5735
02:31:04,398 --> 02:31:08,079
>> But it's a weird situation. If he was at

5736
02:31:06,719 --> 02:31:08,639
a hospital, like, why was he at a

5737
02:31:08,079 --> 02:31:10,559
hospital?

5738
02:31:08,639 --> 02:31:11,760
>> Yeah.

5739
02:31:10,559 --> 02:31:12,879
We don't know the whole story.

5740
02:31:11,760 --> 02:31:14,478
>> I don't know.

5741
02:31:12,879 --> 02:31:16,239
>> Anyway, he can the part I read.

5742
02:31:14,478 --> 02:31:18,318
>> He plays a mean cornhole. Ask

5743
02:31:16,239 --> 02:31:20,639
>> them to pull the car out of the or pull

5744
02:31:18,318 --> 02:31:22,079
the body out of the car. They said no.

5745
02:31:20,639 --> 02:31:23,519
They got out of the car instead and he

5746
02:31:22,079 --> 02:31:24,000
drove off with the body still in the

5747
02:31:23,520 --> 02:31:24,640
car.

5748
02:31:24,000 --> 02:31:25,760
>> Oh boy.

5749
02:31:24,639 --> 02:31:27,439
>> How's he going to get him out of the

5750
02:31:25,760 --> 02:31:28,159
car? He's got no arms. Damn. Is that

5751
02:31:27,439 --> 02:31:28,880
Bieber in the middle?

5752
02:31:28,159 --> 02:31:30,478
>> It's Bieber.

5753
02:31:28,879 --> 02:31:31,519
>> Oh, I thought it was the same crime. I

5754
02:31:30,478 --> 02:31:32,879
was like, wait.

5755
02:31:31,520 --> 02:31:33,200
>> Celebrity. What did Bieber get arrested

5756
02:31:32,879 --> 02:31:34,959
for?

5757
02:31:33,200 --> 02:31:36,479
>> By the way, go back up. Look how dashing

5758
02:31:34,959 --> 02:31:37,759
Bieber is in his mug shot.

5759
02:31:36,478 --> 02:31:39,840
>> Did Bieber get arrested for looking

5760
02:31:37,760 --> 02:31:41,680
cute? Perfectly straight teeth.

5761
02:31:39,840 --> 02:31:43,120
>> Lowan's not bad either.

5762
02:31:41,680 --> 02:31:43,600
>> Lowan's not bad there.

5763
02:31:43,120 --> 02:31:44,560
>> Rules, dude.

5764
02:31:43,600 --> 02:31:45,680
>> Lowan's hot again.

5765
02:31:44,559 --> 02:31:46,398
>> I co-starred in a movie.

5766
02:31:45,680 --> 02:31:47,359
>> She's back.

5767
02:31:46,398 --> 02:31:48,799
>> Oh, good. Low.

5768
02:31:47,359 --> 02:31:50,079
>> You co-starred in a movie with Lohan.

5769
02:31:48,799 --> 02:31:51,358
>> Yeah. Worst movie of all time.

5770
02:31:50,079 --> 02:31:53,600
>> Who was that?

5771
02:31:51,359 --> 02:31:55,920
>> Inappropriate comedy star directed by

5772
02:31:53,600 --> 02:31:57,600
the Shamwell guy.

5773
02:31:55,920 --> 02:31:59,520
>> Low. You're in that

5774
02:31:57,600 --> 02:32:00,559
>> Lohan. We had an Academy Award winner.

5775
02:31:59,520 --> 02:32:01,200
ADRIEN BRODY.

5776
02:32:00,559 --> 02:32:02,239
>> WHAT?

5777
02:32:01,200 --> 02:32:04,240
>> WHAT?

5778
02:32:02,239 --> 02:32:05,439
>> Adrien Brody. The pianist.

5779
02:32:04,239 --> 02:32:07,680
>> Uh, who's the chick who got drunk

5780
02:32:05,439 --> 02:32:09,359
driving? Who was in the Avatar? Boom.

5781
02:32:07,680 --> 02:32:09,680
That one at the end. Rodriguez.

5782
02:32:09,359 --> 02:32:11,120
>> What?

5783
02:32:09,680 --> 02:32:12,398
>> Oh, I don't know. She got a DUI.

5784
02:32:11,120 --> 02:32:13,680
>> Rob Schneider's in that.

5785
02:32:12,398 --> 02:32:15,519
>> Oh, but everybody.

5786
02:32:13,680 --> 02:32:17,120
>> Who's the middle lady with the

5787
02:32:15,520 --> 02:32:19,600
>> Is that really the worst movie ever?

5788
02:32:17,120 --> 02:32:20,880
>> It's on It was on Rotten Tomatoes as the

5789
02:32:19,600 --> 02:32:22,720
worst movie of all time. And for a while

5790
02:32:20,879 --> 02:32:24,478
it had zero.

5791
02:32:22,719 --> 02:32:24,719
>> How did Adrian Brody get roped into

5792
02:32:24,478 --> 02:32:26,079
that?

5793
02:32:24,719 --> 02:32:27,199
>> How? Yeah. What happened to him? Did he

5794
02:32:26,079 --> 02:32:29,280
get roped into that?

5795
02:32:27,200 --> 02:32:31,280
>> He was on a downturn of his career. He

5796
02:32:29,280 --> 02:32:32,720
came back. He was on a down swing.

5797
02:32:31,280 --> 02:32:33,439
>> You know what's crazy about Brody? He's

5798
02:32:32,719 --> 02:32:34,639
banging Harvey.

5799
02:32:33,439 --> 02:32:37,359
>> Wait, am I in there? Oh, you know who

5800
02:32:34,639 --> 02:32:39,840
else in there? Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Uh,

5801
02:32:37,359 --> 02:32:40,880
uh, Theo Vaughn, mountain climber. All

5802
02:32:39,840 --> 02:32:43,200
right. Wow.

5803
02:32:40,879 --> 02:32:43,599
>> Ari Shafir. There we go. The amazing

5804
02:32:43,200 --> 02:32:46,479
racist

5805
02:32:43,600 --> 02:32:47,600
>> with some writing. Uh, Christina Paziski

5806
02:32:46,478 --> 02:32:48,879
did some writing on this.

5807
02:32:47,600 --> 02:32:51,520
>> Okay. How about

5808
02:32:48,879 --> 02:32:52,959
>> Dante as the racist assistant.

5809
02:32:51,520 --> 02:32:54,079
>> Rob Schneider is JD.

5810
02:32:52,959 --> 02:32:58,019
>> That's when I was offering black people

5811
02:32:54,079 --> 02:32:58,020
a free trip back to Africa. [laughter]

5812
02:32:58,719 --> 02:33:01,920
>> You really did it, man.

5813
02:32:59,920 --> 02:33:03,760
>> You really went for it back then.

5814
02:33:01,920 --> 02:33:04,719
>> So, when you got the script, did you

5815
02:33:03,760 --> 02:33:06,800
realize it was going to be that bad?

5816
02:33:04,719 --> 02:33:08,239
There was no script. Vince came to me

5817
02:33:06,799 --> 02:33:09,679
was like, "Hey, those amazing races you

5818
02:33:08,239 --> 02:33:11,520
did, can we make more of those?" And I'm

5819
02:33:09,680 --> 02:33:12,639
like, "I don't own them." And he goes,

5820
02:33:11,520 --> 02:33:13,840
"Can we make new ones?" And I was like,

5821
02:33:12,639 --> 02:33:17,614
"Yeah, if you want to."

5822
02:33:13,840 --> 02:33:18,639
>> Hey, it earned 172K

5823
02:33:17,614 --> 02:33:23,719
[laughter]

5824
02:33:18,639 --> 02:33:23,719
>> for a $725. It's over.

5825
02:33:24,398 --> 02:33:27,279
>> All these like pictures of one person in

5826
02:33:26,559 --> 02:33:29,119
the theater.

5827
02:33:27,280 --> 02:33:32,560
>> I like how it says inappropriate, but

5828
02:33:29,120 --> 02:33:34,479
for some reason AP was about apps.

5829
02:33:32,559 --> 02:33:36,079
>> Dude, it was all about apps. There's a

5830
02:33:34,478 --> 02:33:36,478
whole backstory line. None of it made

5831
02:33:36,079 --> 02:33:37,760
any sense.

5832
02:33:36,478 --> 02:33:38,398
>> Like dating apps.

5833
02:33:37,760 --> 02:33:39,760
>> Yeah.

5834
02:33:38,398 --> 02:33:40,318
>> But wait, what year was this?

5835
02:33:39,760 --> 02:33:41,120
>> Oh, okay.

5836
02:33:40,318 --> 02:33:44,159
>> It's a good question.

5837
02:33:41,120 --> 02:33:44,800
>> 2013. I remember I saw this by myself.

5838
02:33:44,159 --> 02:33:46,000
>> 2013.

5839
02:33:44,799 --> 02:33:48,318
>> It was getting a match. It was a

5840
02:33:46,000 --> 02:33:50,000
>> big 625. [laughter]

5841
02:33:48,318 --> 02:33:51,359
>> Dude, this movie was so fun.

5842
02:33:50,000 --> 02:33:52,799
>> I've never heard of this in my life.

5843
02:33:51,359 --> 02:33:54,720
>> We went to the border and I was doing a

5844
02:33:52,799 --> 02:33:56,079
setup scene and some people were [ __ ]

5845
02:33:54,719 --> 02:33:58,398
running and crossing.

5846
02:33:56,079 --> 02:33:59,920
>> But it's so crazy. Like Adrien Broer is

5847
02:33:58,398 --> 02:34:02,719
a [ __ ] legit actor.

5848
02:33:59,920 --> 02:34:04,799
>> He was he was down and then back up.

5849
02:34:02,719 --> 02:34:05,039
They gave him who gets why did he go

5850
02:34:04,799 --> 02:34:06,879
down

5851
02:34:05,040 --> 02:34:08,080
>> do a movie with you

5852
02:34:06,879 --> 02:34:10,959
>> well he was in a separate scene he was

5853
02:34:08,079 --> 02:34:12,318
in dirt flirty Harry

5854
02:34:10,959 --> 02:34:14,559
>> Flirty Harry

5855
02:34:12,318 --> 02:34:17,439
>> flirty Harry so but why

5856
02:34:14,559 --> 02:34:17,840
>> what the [ __ ] is going on

5857
02:34:17,439 --> 02:34:19,040
guys

5858
02:34:17,840 --> 02:34:20,478
>> he went to jail

5859
02:34:19,040 --> 02:34:23,280
>> Theo

5860
02:34:20,478 --> 02:34:24,398
>> oh my god look at [laughter]

5861
02:34:23,280 --> 02:34:25,680
>> Wow.

5862
02:34:24,398 --> 02:34:27,279
>> Oh my god. Bro, we should have a

5863
02:34:25,680 --> 02:34:28,079
screening of this on the next Protect

5864
02:34:27,280 --> 02:34:29,120
Our Parks.

5865
02:34:28,079 --> 02:34:31,439
>> I would love to see this.

5866
02:34:29,120 --> 02:34:34,319
>> Let's Let's watch it and talk. Bro, this

5867
02:34:31,439 --> 02:34:35,120
looks so bad.

5868
02:34:34,318 --> 02:34:36,639
>> It's so bad.

5869
02:34:35,120 --> 02:34:37,359
>> Who's the girl? The girl with the the

5870
02:34:36,639 --> 02:34:38,159
brunette right there.

5871
02:34:37,359 --> 02:34:40,000
>> Rodriguez.

5872
02:34:38,159 --> 02:34:42,239
>> Oh, the girl from Aliens.

5873
02:34:40,000 --> 02:34:43,600
>> Isn't she in Aliens, too?

5874
02:34:42,239 --> 02:34:44,879
>> I don't Maybe.

5875
02:34:43,600 --> 02:34:46,800
>> See if she's in Aliens.

5876
02:34:44,879 --> 02:34:48,879
>> She's Vin Diesel's lady.

5877
02:34:46,799 --> 02:34:49,920
>> That's crazy. They got her in this.

5878
02:34:48,879 --> 02:34:50,719
>> Yeah. Kids in cages

5879
02:34:49,920 --> 02:34:52,960
>> getting arrested.

5880
02:34:50,719 --> 02:34:55,039
>> How does this How does this Shamwow guy

5881
02:34:52,959 --> 02:34:57,519
talk everybody into this?

5882
02:34:55,040 --> 02:34:58,479
>> Money, bro. GS gave me advice. He was

5883
02:34:57,520 --> 02:34:59,760
like, "Hey, do you want me to do this

5884
02:34:58,478 --> 02:35:02,079
thing?" I think he goes Ari every once

5885
02:34:59,760 --> 02:35:03,520
in a while. So people in H [laughter]

5886
02:35:02,079 --> 02:35:04,719
>> Oh, there he is.

5887
02:35:03,520 --> 02:35:06,479
>> Shane, you can't laugh at this.

5888
02:35:04,719 --> 02:35:09,119
>> Young Ari,

5889
02:35:06,478 --> 02:35:10,398
>> should I send this one out? Uh,

5890
02:35:09,120 --> 02:35:12,319
>> I will say, [laughter]

5891
02:35:10,398 --> 02:35:12,959
so like you guys were making dog [ __ ]

5892
02:35:12,318 --> 02:35:13,439
like this.

5893
02:35:12,959 --> 02:35:15,438
>> Yeah.

5894
02:35:13,439 --> 02:35:16,318
>> And then I was like, cuz I wasn't really

5895
02:35:15,439 --> 02:35:16,720
around for that.

5896
02:35:16,318 --> 02:35:18,239
>> Yeah.

5897
02:35:16,719 --> 02:35:20,398
>> And then it's like, man, I can't believe

5898
02:35:18,239 --> 02:35:21,439
cancel culture exists. It's like, oh,

5899
02:35:20,398 --> 02:35:22,318
now I get it.

5900
02:35:21,439 --> 02:35:24,688
>> Yeah.

5901
02:35:22,318 --> 02:35:25,199
>> Like, put an end to this horseshit.

5902
02:35:24,688 --> 02:35:26,639
[laughter]

5903
02:35:25,200 --> 02:35:30,760
>> That's so bad.

5904
02:35:26,639 --> 02:35:30,760
>> 2000. with the lit

5905
02:35:31,120 --> 02:35:35,120
inspire everybody. [laughter]

5906
02:35:33,680 --> 02:35:36,159
>> 2013.

5907
02:35:35,120 --> 02:35:36,479
>> Yeah.

5908
02:35:36,159 --> 02:35:37,840
>> Wow.

5909
02:35:36,478 --> 02:35:39,920
>> Those Amazing Races videos were probably

5910
02:35:37,840 --> 02:35:42,398
like 2005, six, seven.

5911
02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:44,079
>> Yeah. Five, I think. Cuz it was before I

5912
02:35:42,398 --> 02:35:46,559
think those videos were before the whole

5913
02:35:44,079 --> 02:35:48,318
Mensia thing at the store.

5914
02:35:46,559 --> 02:35:49,920
>> That's right. Because he was like, "Why

5915
02:35:48,318 --> 02:35:51,199
do Who are you to say anything about

5916
02:35:49,920 --> 02:35:51,840
racial jokes?" Somebody like, "Amazing

5917
02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:53,680
racist."

5918
02:35:51,840 --> 02:35:55,520
>> Yeah. [laughter]

5919
02:35:53,680 --> 02:35:57,920
>> Before that. Yeah.

5920
02:35:55,520 --> 02:36:00,000
>> Wow. Oh, that's crazy. They got Adrien

5921
02:35:57,920 --> 02:36:01,439
Brody because

5922
02:36:00,000 --> 02:36:03,600
>> he's probably paid money to try to get

5923
02:36:01,439 --> 02:36:04,318
that released like deleted.

5924
02:36:03,600 --> 02:36:05,359
>> I've never heard of it.

5925
02:36:04,318 --> 02:36:06,079
>> No one even knows about it.

5926
02:36:05,359 --> 02:36:07,600
>> They do now.

5927
02:36:06,079 --> 02:36:08,799
>> They do now. That's right. You have a

5928
02:36:07,600 --> 02:36:10,720
million platform.

5929
02:36:08,799 --> 02:36:11,599
>> People are currently listening.

5930
02:36:10,719 --> 02:36:13,039
>> Yeah. You guys [laughter] are actually

5931
02:36:11,600 --> 02:36:15,200
going to make a [ __ ] ton of money on

5932
02:36:13,040 --> 02:36:19,200
that movie.

5933
02:36:15,200 --> 02:36:20,479
>> Oh yeah. Tony

5934
02:36:19,200 --> 02:36:22,000
got caught biting that hook. No, the

5935
02:36:20,478 --> 02:36:23,840
hooker was biting his tongue and he had

5936
02:36:22,000 --> 02:36:24,478
to like get off my [ __ ] tongue and he

5937
02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:26,880
was like

5938
02:36:24,478 --> 02:36:27,519
>> like I he did something like

5939
02:36:26,879 --> 02:36:28,639
arrested.

5940
02:36:27,520 --> 02:36:29,760
>> That's not so bad.

5941
02:36:28,639 --> 02:36:30,398
>> What was he doing with his tongue? She

5942
02:36:29,760 --> 02:36:30,800
bit it.

5943
02:36:30,398 --> 02:36:32,000
>> He was

5944
02:36:30,799 --> 02:36:33,358
>> Why would you have your tongue involved

5945
02:36:32,000 --> 02:36:34,000
in a hooker at all?

5946
02:36:33,359 --> 02:36:35,120
>> What's happening?

5947
02:36:34,000 --> 02:36:36,159
>> Yeah, you don't kiss a hooker.

5948
02:36:35,120 --> 02:36:36,880
>> What do you do if you're drunk?

5949
02:36:36,159 --> 02:36:37,359
>> Passionately.

5950
02:36:36,879 --> 02:36:37,839
>> Yeah.

5951
02:36:37,359 --> 02:36:39,120
>> Let's go.

5952
02:36:37,840 --> 02:36:41,920
>> You pay for just kisses.

5953
02:36:39,120 --> 02:36:43,439
>> Let's go. I wish you were my girlfriend.

5954
02:36:41,920 --> 02:36:45,200
>> We knew a guy We knew a guy at the

5955
02:36:43,439 --> 02:36:46,880
comedy store who would pay extra. I'm

5956
02:36:45,200 --> 02:36:50,079
not going to say who, but but uh who

5957
02:36:46,879 --> 02:36:52,318
would pay extra to [ __ ] to go down on

5958
02:36:50,079 --> 02:36:55,840
hookers um

5959
02:36:52,318 --> 02:36:57,039
>> without uh Really? Yes. to go down.

5960
02:36:55,840 --> 02:36:57,840
>> You don't know him.

5961
02:36:57,040 --> 02:37:01,200
>> Wow.

5962
02:36:57,840 --> 02:37:02,960
>> He would pay for that

5963
02:37:01,200 --> 02:37:03,680
[ __ ] dumb man.

5964
02:37:02,959 --> 02:37:05,519
>> He's the funniest.

5965
02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:06,720
>> He would be open about it. He's like,

5966
02:37:05,520 --> 02:37:08,800
"Nah, they won't let you."

5967
02:37:06,719 --> 02:37:09,438
>> Wow. Guy is running for Congress.

5968
02:37:08,799 --> 02:37:11,599
>> I'll vote for it.

5969
02:37:09,439 --> 02:37:13,600
>> Make America grow some balls again.

5970
02:37:11,600 --> 02:37:14,000
>> Like here, it's like Cedar Park.

5971
02:37:13,600 --> 02:37:14,479
>> What?

5972
02:37:14,000 --> 02:37:16,000
>> Yeah.

5973
02:37:14,478 --> 02:37:17,119
>> What is his first nine bills in

5974
02:37:16,000 --> 02:37:18,318
Congress?

5975
02:37:17,120 --> 02:37:20,319
>> With a headset.

5976
02:37:18,318 --> 02:37:20,879
>> No tax on social security. That's

5977
02:37:20,318 --> 02:37:21,359
reasonable.

5978
02:37:20,879 --> 02:37:22,959
>> Great.

5979
02:37:21,359 --> 02:37:23,840
>> Parental class view.

5980
02:37:22,959 --> 02:37:26,000
>> Don't know what that What does that

5981
02:37:23,840 --> 02:37:27,840
mean? Ring cameras to protect our homes.

5982
02:37:26,000 --> 02:37:28,398
We do not Oh, in classes.

5983
02:37:27,840 --> 02:37:30,159
>> Woke buster.

5984
02:37:28,398 --> 02:37:34,000
>> Oh, ring cameras in classes. That's not

5985
02:37:30,159 --> 02:37:35,680
a bad idea. NX on X. Pornography on Oh,

5986
02:37:34,000 --> 02:37:37,120
boo.

5987
02:37:35,680 --> 02:37:38,559
>> It sounds like this guy wants to jerk

5988
02:37:37,120 --> 02:37:40,160
off the kids [laughter]

5989
02:37:38,559 --> 02:37:41,760
>> and he's pretending to be a congressman

5990
02:37:40,159 --> 02:37:42,398
to go, we should set up cameras in

5991
02:37:41,760 --> 02:37:43,520
schools.

5992
02:37:42,398 --> 02:37:44,559
>> Healthy screen act.

5993
02:37:43,520 --> 02:37:45,200
>> I like number five.

5994
02:37:44,559 --> 02:37:47,199
>> Cowboy code.

5995
02:37:45,200 --> 02:37:49,200
>> Has to be a human at customer service.

5996
02:37:47,200 --> 02:37:53,200
>> I like [laughter] that. That's annoying

5997
02:37:49,200 --> 02:37:54,079
like agent. AGENT. YEAH, that'll ruin

5998
02:37:53,200 --> 02:37:56,479
India.

5999
02:37:54,079 --> 02:37:57,359
>> Oh, interesting. Children need to pray.

6000
02:37:56,478 --> 02:37:58,879
Oh, come on.

6001
02:37:57,359 --> 02:37:59,439
>> Lot of kids stuff coming out of this

6002
02:37:58,879 --> 02:38:01,519
guy.

6003
02:37:59,439 --> 02:38:02,398
>> Yeah. Does he have children?

6004
02:38:01,520 --> 02:38:03,600
>> Cowboy codes for kids.

6005
02:38:02,398 --> 02:38:05,039
>> We'll find out if he actually has

6006
02:38:03,600 --> 02:38:06,479
children.

6007
02:38:05,040 --> 02:38:09,280
>> Let's find out the Shamwell guy.

6008
02:38:06,478 --> 02:38:12,000
>> We got here.

6009
02:38:09,280 --> 02:38:14,334
>> He sent me a Shamwell jacket.

6010
02:38:12,000 --> 02:38:15,600
>> Did you wear out of Shamwell?

6011
02:38:14,334 --> 02:38:17,359
[clears throat]

6012
02:38:15,600 --> 02:38:18,640
He is a charming fellow.

6013
02:38:17,359 --> 02:38:21,439
>> He must be great when it rains out and

6014
02:38:18,639 --> 02:38:22,799
that thing weighs 80 lbs. [laughter]

6015
02:38:21,439 --> 02:38:25,470
wear that for the roast.

6016
02:38:22,799 --> 02:38:26,318
>> I go, great. Now I weigh 375 lbs.

6017
02:38:25,469 --> 02:38:28,639
[laughter]

6018
02:38:26,318 --> 02:38:30,398
>> Wait, find out if that guy has a family.

6019
02:38:28,639 --> 02:38:31,358
>> His story is actually kind of odd that

6020
02:38:30,398 --> 02:38:32,799
he's concentrating so much.

6021
02:38:31,359 --> 02:38:34,640
>> He would just sell [ __ ] in Atlantic City

6022
02:38:32,799 --> 02:38:36,239
like on the streets. Boardwalk and he

6023
02:38:34,639 --> 02:38:37,840
was just great at it. And he goes, I'll

6024
02:38:36,239 --> 02:38:39,760
take out like Byron Allen like late

6025
02:38:37,840 --> 02:38:40,318
night spots and just sell to more

6026
02:38:39,760 --> 02:38:42,159
people.

6027
02:38:40,318 --> 02:38:43,840
>> He must have made so much money. Great

6028
02:38:42,159 --> 02:38:46,079
money. Shamwow was nice. I'll tell you,

6029
02:38:43,840 --> 02:38:48,559
I got a good Shamwow story. One time I

6030
02:38:46,079 --> 02:38:50,478
was staying at my buddy's house and uh I

6031
02:38:48,559 --> 02:38:52,398
stood up in the middle of the night. I

6032
02:38:50,478 --> 02:38:53,920
was He gave me his bed, so I was in

6033
02:38:52,398 --> 02:38:56,239
that, but his roommate was in the other

6034
02:38:53,920 --> 02:38:58,478
bed. It was in college, and I just stood

6035
02:38:56,239 --> 02:38:59,680
up and pissed on the other guy's bed

6036
02:38:58,478 --> 02:39:00,398
while he was in it.

6037
02:38:59,680 --> 02:39:02,318
>> Oh, damn.

6038
02:39:00,398 --> 02:39:03,760
>> And then in the morning, I got a

6039
02:39:02,318 --> 02:39:04,559
shamwow. [laughter]

6040
02:39:03,760 --> 02:39:06,559
>> Soaked it all up.

6041
02:39:04,559 --> 02:39:07,920
>> He just pressed it against this guy.

6042
02:39:06,559 --> 02:39:09,439
>> Is that what it does? It soaks.

6043
02:39:07,920 --> 02:39:11,439
>> Yeah. Soaks really well.

6044
02:39:09,439 --> 02:39:12,800
>> It's a shammy cloth. A shammy cloth is a

6045
02:39:11,439 --> 02:39:13,359
thing they used to wash cars with

6046
02:39:12,799 --> 02:39:14,799
forever.

6047
02:39:13,359 --> 02:39:16,720
>> He said he said he went to seven

6048
02:39:14,799 --> 02:39:18,318
companies in Korea. He goes, "Send me

6049
02:39:16,719 --> 02:39:19,760
each one." He goes, "This one's the best

6050
02:39:18,318 --> 02:39:20,079
one." or I put my name on that and run

6051
02:39:19,760 --> 02:39:22,079
them out.

6052
02:39:20,079 --> 02:39:24,079
>> So, is it like a synthetic version of a

6053
02:39:22,079 --> 02:39:26,079
shammy cloth? Cuz a shammy cloth is like

6054
02:39:24,079 --> 02:39:27,439
an animal skin cloth that you use to

6055
02:39:26,079 --> 02:39:28,239
clean cars with.

6056
02:39:27,439 --> 02:39:29,920
>> No, I do.

6057
02:39:28,239 --> 02:39:31,439
>> Yeah. Shammy cloth is like you wash the

6058
02:39:29,920 --> 02:39:33,680
car and then the car has all this water

6059
02:39:31,439 --> 02:39:35,359
on it. You use the shammy cloth first

6060
02:39:33,680 --> 02:39:36,800
and then you polish it with like

6061
02:39:35,359 --> 02:39:38,800
microfiber cloths.

6062
02:39:36,799 --> 02:39:41,438
>> That's what it is actually. Uh yeah,

6063
02:39:38,799 --> 02:39:43,119
it's very absorbent. So, I use I like

6064
02:39:41,439 --> 02:39:45,439
the shammy thing. Yeah,

6065
02:39:43,120 --> 02:39:47,520
>> you bring them up. Reminds me of Yeah,

6066
02:39:45,439 --> 02:39:48,720
>> I used to do that. I used to work at a

6067
02:39:47,520 --> 02:39:50,239
car wash for the studio.

6068
02:39:48,719 --> 02:39:51,358
>> I used to work in an auto auction in a

6069
02:39:50,239 --> 02:39:52,239
dealership in a garage.

6070
02:39:51,359 --> 02:39:52,559
>> Oh, there you go. I used to do it all

6071
02:39:52,239 --> 02:39:54,549
the time.

6072
02:39:52,559 --> 02:39:54,719
>> Which is why tires is so good.

6073
02:39:54,549 --> 02:39:56,318
[laughter]

6074
02:39:54,719 --> 02:39:56,959
>> Insider knowledge for sure.

6075
02:39:56,318 --> 02:39:58,639
>> You're right. What you know,

6076
02:39:56,959 --> 02:40:01,039
>> bro. You need a muscle car.

6077
02:39:58,639 --> 02:40:03,439
>> You need a muscle car, Shane. I

6078
02:40:01,040 --> 02:40:04,560
>> Hey, Shane, you know this purchase made

6079
02:40:03,439 --> 02:40:05,600
>> doing it wrong.

6080
02:40:04,559 --> 02:40:06,639
>> No, no, no, he's not doing it wrong.

6081
02:40:05,600 --> 02:40:08,318
>> I'm happy with that one. That's the

6082
02:40:06,639 --> 02:40:10,559
one's great. But how about also How

6083
02:40:08,318 --> 02:40:12,879
about also you get like a modern muscle

6084
02:40:10,559 --> 02:40:15,359
car that works really well. Do you know

6085
02:40:12,879 --> 02:40:17,759
Do you know about Revology Mustangs?

6086
02:40:15,359 --> 02:40:20,159
Have you ever seen my 68 Mustang? Yes.

6087
02:40:17,760 --> 02:40:21,920
>> My bullet Mustangs rocks, right? There's

6088
02:40:20,159 --> 02:40:25,359
a company, this company, Revology.

6089
02:40:21,920 --> 02:40:26,799
They're the [ __ ] They make a brand new

6090
02:40:25,359 --> 02:40:28,559
1969.

6091
02:40:26,799 --> 02:40:30,079
>> That's what I wanted.

6092
02:40:28,559 --> 02:40:30,478
>> I wanted I wanted an old You know what I

6093
02:40:30,079 --> 02:40:32,159
wanted?

6094
02:40:30,478 --> 02:40:33,920
>> Look at that. This is Revology. What do

6095
02:40:32,159 --> 02:40:36,879
>> you mean brand new?

6096
02:40:33,920 --> 02:40:39,439
>> So, this is No, it's a The guy Tom

6097
02:40:36,879 --> 02:40:40,159
Scarpello. He worked at Ford. He made

6098
02:40:39,439 --> 02:40:41,200
the Ford GT.

6099
02:40:40,159 --> 02:40:42,478
>> Can you imagine me getting out of that

6100
02:40:41,200 --> 02:40:44,880
in [ __ ] gym shorts?

6101
02:40:42,478 --> 02:40:45,760
>> Me. I do it all the time. You look cool.

6102
02:40:44,879 --> 02:40:47,839
I I would look

6103
02:40:45,760 --> 02:40:49,280
>> You look cool. YOU LOOK LIKE A [ __ ]

6104
02:40:47,840 --> 02:40:51,200
AMERICAN.

6105
02:40:49,280 --> 02:40:53,680
>> YOU DO LOOK AMERICAN. You look American.

6106
02:40:51,200 --> 02:40:55,359
So that's what I have. I have that car.

6107
02:40:53,680 --> 02:40:57,760
I have that car on the left. [laughter]

6108
02:40:55,359 --> 02:40:58,559
>> I have that car on the left.

6109
02:40:57,760 --> 02:41:00,478
>> I have um

6110
02:40:58,559 --> 02:41:03,519
>> What? You have that one? The the blue.

6111
02:41:00,478 --> 02:41:04,879
>> I have the Well, mine is actually green

6112
02:41:03,520 --> 02:41:07,280
like Steve McQueen's.

6113
02:41:04,879 --> 02:41:08,879
>> I have a green one 68. But but point is

6114
02:41:07,280 --> 02:41:11,840
he makes the new one which is even

6115
02:41:08,879 --> 02:41:13,519
cooler looking. The 69. The six. Go to

6116
02:41:11,840 --> 02:41:16,318
models, Jamie. 67 is the one.

6117
02:41:13,520 --> 02:41:18,479
>> Go to models. And this is a half.

6118
02:41:16,318 --> 02:41:20,239
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. The new 69 is

6119
02:41:18,478 --> 02:41:22,079
the [ __ ] That one. The boss. The boss

6120
02:41:20,239 --> 02:41:24,159
429. Click on that.

6121
02:41:22,079 --> 02:41:26,159
>> So, it's just a old body with a new car.

6122
02:41:24,159 --> 02:41:26,879
>> Ex. But it's not an old body. It's a

6123
02:41:26,159 --> 02:41:28,959
brand new.

6124
02:41:26,879 --> 02:41:31,839
>> So, he makes the metal version. Yes.

6125
02:41:28,959 --> 02:41:33,839
It's a factory. It's a full factory, but

6126
02:41:31,840 --> 02:41:36,239
it's completely reliable.

6127
02:41:33,840 --> 02:41:37,920
>> I can't drive that. Jordan ones.

6128
02:41:36,239 --> 02:41:40,079
>> I will force you at gunpoint to drive

6129
02:41:37,920 --> 02:41:40,559
that. You need one of those. You need a

6130
02:41:40,079 --> 02:41:42,959
black one.

6131
02:41:40,559 --> 02:41:44,398
>> No, I need a 97 Land Cruiser.

6132
02:41:42,959 --> 02:41:46,000
>> Oh, that's a 95.

6133
02:41:44,398 --> 02:41:46,318
>> Oh, you do? That's what That's what I

6134
02:41:46,000 --> 02:41:49,359
was

6135
02:41:46,318 --> 02:41:49,680
>> I have a 95 with my car charged Corvette

6136
02:41:49,359 --> 02:41:51,200
engine

6137
02:41:49,680 --> 02:41:52,880
>> and I need a new car. I couldn't wait

6138
02:41:51,200 --> 02:41:55,520
long enough to get one. What you got is

6139
02:41:52,879 --> 02:41:56,719
perfect. What you got is Buick Regal.

6140
02:41:55,520 --> 02:41:58,800
>> You want to tell people what you got?

6141
02:41:56,719 --> 02:42:02,398
>> You need a Leber. Don't tell me what you

6142
02:41:58,799 --> 02:42:02,959
got. But what you got So that's what I

6143
02:42:02,398 --> 02:42:04,079
real car.

6144
02:42:02,959 --> 02:42:07,358
>> I love those.

6145
02:42:04,079 --> 02:42:09,200
>> Jamie, pull up mine. I have a 1995 that

6146
02:42:07,359 --> 02:42:10,960
TLC made me and I had to put a

6147
02:42:09,200 --> 02:42:13,520
supercharged Corvette engine in it and

6148
02:42:10,959 --> 02:42:15,519
then I had Culvin Automotive change the

6149
02:42:13,520 --> 02:42:17,120
supercharger jack it up to 800

6150
02:42:15,520 --> 02:42:18,880
horsepower.

6151
02:42:17,120 --> 02:42:20,960
>> It's got dual exhaust now. Oh, it's a

6152
02:42:18,879 --> 02:42:22,159
total apocalypse car. It's got a gun

6153
02:42:20,959 --> 02:42:23,039
safe in it. It's got everything.

6154
02:42:22,159 --> 02:42:24,719
>> Who's the nerd?

6155
02:42:23,040 --> 02:42:26,880
>> That's my friend Jonathan Ward who

6156
02:42:24,719 --> 02:42:27,438
[ __ ] built the car for me. He's the

6157
02:42:26,879 --> 02:42:29,119
man.

6158
02:42:27,439 --> 02:42:30,800
>> Now Jamie, call the 20 [laughter] Call

6159
02:42:29,120 --> 02:42:31,760
the 2017 Toyota Corolla.

6160
02:42:30,799 --> 02:42:34,639
>> That guy needs a wedge.

6161
02:42:31,760 --> 02:42:36,398
>> But you need you need a 69 boss. That's

6162
02:42:34,639 --> 02:42:37,519
what you need. 69.

6163
02:42:36,398 --> 02:42:39,439
>> Oh, you got the winch.

6164
02:42:37,520 --> 02:42:41,760
>> Yeah. Oh, it's got everything. Well, I

6165
02:42:39,439 --> 02:42:43,280
got this when I was worried that Well, I

6166
02:42:41,760 --> 02:42:44,639
had a family and I was worried that at

6167
02:42:43,280 --> 02:42:45,920
one point in time, LA was going to

6168
02:42:44,639 --> 02:42:47,119
experience an apocalypse and I had to be

6169
02:42:45,920 --> 02:42:49,600
able to drive somewhere where there's no

6170
02:42:47,120 --> 02:42:51,359
roads. So, I got an extra large gas tank

6171
02:42:49,600 --> 02:42:53,680
on that thing.

6172
02:42:51,359 --> 02:42:55,600
>> I have steel bumpers all around, rock

6173
02:42:53,680 --> 02:42:57,520
sliders on the side. I wanted to make it

6174
02:42:55,600 --> 02:42:58,479
so I could just go run over protest.

6175
02:42:57,520 --> 02:43:00,640
>> I can't wait to get away.

6176
02:42:58,478 --> 02:43:02,159
>> I can't wait to die at the gates in

6177
02:43:00,639 --> 02:43:02,478
front of your house when the apocalypse

6178
02:43:02,159 --> 02:43:03,600
happens.

6179
02:43:02,478 --> 02:43:04,239
>> You're not going to die. I can't wait

6180
02:43:03,600 --> 02:43:06,000
for

6181
02:43:04,239 --> 02:43:08,478
>> let

6182
02:43:06,000 --> 02:43:10,879
I'm going to let you in. Come on, dog.

6183
02:43:08,478 --> 02:43:12,079
Please, please, come in. How dare you

6184
02:43:10,879 --> 02:43:13,438
save [laughter] me?

6185
02:43:12,079 --> 02:43:14,318
>> You're parked there like do not get out

6186
02:43:13,439 --> 02:43:16,000
of your car.

6187
02:43:14,318 --> 02:43:17,519
>> By then, we'll be at the ranch. We'll

6188
02:43:16,000 --> 02:43:19,359
have the ranch. We'll have the ranch

6189
02:43:17,520 --> 02:43:21,040
fully operational by now. But between

6190
02:43:19,359 --> 02:43:23,120
then, now and then, you need a [ __ ]

6191
02:43:21,040 --> 02:43:25,200
Mustang. You need a boss, brother.

6192
02:43:23,120 --> 02:43:26,560
>> Is it Mustang the only one they make?

6193
02:43:25,200 --> 02:43:27,280
>> Can we get like an old Porsche? Can I

6194
02:43:26,559 --> 02:43:28,639
get an old

6195
02:43:27,280 --> 02:43:29,840
>> Well, there's plenty of cont.

6196
02:43:28,639 --> 02:43:32,159
>> I'm too big for an old Porsche.

6197
02:43:29,840 --> 02:43:35,120
>> You're too big for a Porsche. Land

6198
02:43:32,159 --> 02:43:38,799
Cruiser is another company called RSR

6199
02:43:35,120 --> 02:43:40,880
Recreations. They make a 911. It you can

6200
02:43:38,799 --> 02:43:43,802
get it with no [ __ ] AC, no nothing.

6201
02:43:40,879 --> 02:43:45,599
It only weighs 2,000 lbs.

6202
02:43:43,802 --> 02:43:46,799
[laughter]

6203
02:43:45,600 --> 02:43:48,000
>> Dancing shoes.

6204
02:43:46,799 --> 02:43:50,719
>> I knew about it on 910.

6205
02:43:48,000 --> 02:43:53,359
>> Dancing Israelis.

6206
02:43:50,719 --> 02:43:55,599
>> Don't Google Dancing Israelis. Whatever

6207
02:43:53,359 --> 02:43:57,040
you do, don't read into that story.

6208
02:43:55,600 --> 02:43:59,040
You'll go, "Hey, what?

6209
02:43:57,040 --> 02:44:00,640
>> Wait a second.

6210
02:43:59,040 --> 02:44:02,000
Apac.

6211
02:44:00,639 --> 02:44:03,119
>> Okay, back. All right, there's there's

6212
02:44:02,000 --> 02:44:04,959
my [ __ ] platform.

6213
02:44:03,120 --> 02:44:08,000
>> Okay, what about Let's get rid of AP

6214
02:44:04,959 --> 02:44:08,639
pack. Let's get rid all those [ __ ]

6215
02:44:08,000 --> 02:44:10,000
lobbies.

6216
02:44:08,639 --> 02:44:11,119
>> Yeah, all lobbies.

6217
02:44:10,000 --> 02:44:13,200
>> The ones that are convenient.

6218
02:44:11,120 --> 02:44:14,880
>> You need a muscle car.

6219
02:44:13,200 --> 02:44:19,439
>> If you don't want to get that, how about

6220
02:44:14,879 --> 02:44:21,920
a new muscle car? How about a Shelby?

6221
02:44:19,439 --> 02:44:23,439
>> A Shelby Super Snake R.

6222
02:44:21,920 --> 02:44:25,040
>> Brother, I'm never driving that,

6223
02:44:23,439 --> 02:44:26,318
brother. I bet you should.

6224
02:44:25,040 --> 02:44:28,800
>> You need one car.

6225
02:44:26,318 --> 02:44:30,478
>> You need No. What? You need one car.

6226
02:44:28,799 --> 02:44:31,920
>> I need one car. I have a pretty small

6227
02:44:30,478 --> 02:44:33,679
house in a tiny garage.

6228
02:44:31,920 --> 02:44:35,200
>> What are you a communist? [laughter]

6229
02:44:33,680 --> 02:44:38,398
>> You need to get a new house. First of

6230
02:44:35,200 --> 02:44:40,479
all, you need to do your [ __ ]

6231
02:44:38,398 --> 02:44:42,559
>> baller now. So, you need a new Look at

6232
02:44:40,478 --> 02:44:43,199
that. That's a Shelby Super Snake. He

6233
02:44:42,559 --> 02:44:44,478
can't drive that.

6234
02:44:43,200 --> 02:44:47,120
>> You know what that would look like? Me

6235
02:44:44,478 --> 02:44:48,000
getting out or bringing I got Look, I'm

6236
02:44:47,120 --> 02:44:50,240
not going to get hard.

6237
02:44:48,000 --> 02:44:51,840
>> 850 [ __ ] horsepower. That's

6238
02:44:50,239 --> 02:44:52,799
>> going to be great to pull into a parking

6239
02:44:51,840 --> 02:44:55,520
lot.

6240
02:44:52,799 --> 02:44:57,759
>> Shut up, Ari.

6241
02:44:55,520 --> 02:44:59,783
>> Shut up. I was telling Ari back when Ari

6242
02:44:57,760 --> 02:45:01,680
started making money. I go, Ari, please

6243
02:44:59,783 --> 02:45:03,439
[laughter] get a nice car. Please just

6244
02:45:01,680 --> 02:45:04,000
get a nice car. How about a Cadillac

6245
02:45:03,439 --> 02:45:04,800
Blackwing?

6246
02:45:04,000 --> 02:45:08,478
>> 2022.

6247
02:45:04,799 --> 02:45:09,840
>> How about one of these? How about a CT5V

6248
02:45:08,478 --> 02:45:10,959
Blackwing? How about that?

6249
02:45:09,840 --> 02:45:11,439
>> Can't have a Caddy.

6250
02:45:10,959 --> 02:45:14,159
>> Come on.

6251
02:45:11,439 --> 02:45:16,318
>> I agree. If I saw someone [ __ ] my

6252
02:45:14,159 --> 02:45:18,239
dad's car,

6253
02:45:16,318 --> 02:45:22,079
that is not your dad's car. That's a

6254
02:45:18,239 --> 02:45:22,799
black. That thing has almost 700. Very

6255
02:45:22,079 --> 02:45:23,600
cord.

6256
02:45:22,799 --> 02:45:25,599
>> Very reliable.

6257
02:45:23,600 --> 02:45:26,318
>> You can solder the [ __ ] hood shut for

6258
02:45:25,600 --> 02:45:28,079
5 years.

6259
02:45:26,318 --> 02:45:29,359
>> Why would you do that, Ari? You have You

6260
02:45:28,079 --> 02:45:31,200
have money, too, Ari. You drive me

6261
02:45:29,359 --> 02:45:33,359
crazy. I was trying to get him to buy a

6262
02:45:31,200 --> 02:45:34,960
BMW M3 in like 2008.

6263
02:45:33,359 --> 02:45:36,000
>> Oo, that'd be nice. I love a BMW.

6264
02:45:34,959 --> 02:45:37,199
>> Why didn't you do it?

6265
02:45:36,000 --> 02:45:40,079
>> Because I had to put all my money to

6266
02:45:37,200 --> 02:45:40,640
this goddamn storytelling show. I put my

6267
02:45:40,079 --> 02:45:42,239
money into that.

6268
02:45:40,639 --> 02:45:42,639
>> Yeah, but you made it back already. You

6269
02:45:42,239 --> 02:45:43,840
made it back.

6270
02:45:42,639 --> 02:45:45,439
>> You spent more money. Yeah, I did make

6271
02:45:43,840 --> 02:45:46,079
the budget back. The end available right

6272
02:45:45,439 --> 02:45:48,960
now.

6273
02:45:46,079 --> 02:45:50,559
>> I've tried for years, maybe decades, to

6274
02:45:48,959 --> 02:45:50,879
try to talk you into buying a nice car.

6275
02:45:50,559 --> 02:45:52,000
Yeah,

6276
02:45:50,879 --> 02:45:53,599
>> he can't. Look at that hat.

6277
02:45:52,000 --> 02:45:53,920
>> It's New York. You can't have a nice car

6278
02:45:53,600 --> 02:45:55,359
anymore.

6279
02:45:53,920 --> 02:45:56,960
>> Yeah, you can't have a nice car.

6280
02:45:55,359 --> 02:45:58,479
>> You got enough money to have a house

6281
02:45:56,959 --> 02:46:00,318
other places.

6282
02:45:58,478 --> 02:46:01,760
>> You should get a house out here.

6283
02:46:00,318 --> 02:46:03,119
>> Get a house out here with a garage and

6284
02:46:01,760 --> 02:46:03,680
keep some nice cars in it so you could

6285
02:46:03,120 --> 02:46:05,760
[ __ ] roll.

6286
02:46:03,680 --> 02:46:07,760
>> Do you have enough money for that?

6287
02:46:05,760 --> 02:46:09,200
>> You spent all your money in.

6288
02:46:07,760 --> 02:46:10,079
>> I'll give you the [ __ ] money. Tell me

6289
02:46:09,200 --> 02:46:11,520
what car you want to buy.

6290
02:46:10,079 --> 02:46:12,079
>> Hold on a second. You buying houses?

6291
02:46:11,520 --> 02:46:13,680
>> Lamborghini.

6292
02:46:12,079 --> 02:46:13,920
>> I'm buying him [laughter] a car, not a

6293
02:46:13,680 --> 02:46:15,200
house.

6294
02:46:13,920 --> 02:46:16,879
>> I'm still waiting to get a watch.

6295
02:46:15,200 --> 02:46:17,680
>> I held out. He said watch. I'm like I'll

6296
02:46:16,879 --> 02:46:19,278
hold out for car.

6297
02:46:17,680 --> 02:46:21,680
>> He gave you a watch. You wear it. You

6298
02:46:19,279 --> 02:46:22,960
wear that piece of [ __ ] It's a Rolex.

6299
02:46:21,680 --> 02:46:24,159
>> I would buy you a watch if you'd wear

6300
02:46:22,959 --> 02:46:24,719
it. If I bought you a watch, will you

6301
02:46:24,159 --> 02:46:25,520
wear it?

6302
02:46:24,719 --> 02:46:26,398
>> Sure.

6303
02:46:25,520 --> 02:46:26,960
>> How many times?

6304
02:46:26,398 --> 02:46:27,920
>> Every day.

6305
02:46:26,959 --> 02:46:29,199
>> I'm thinking the same.

6306
02:46:27,920 --> 02:46:30,639
>> I shower with this.

6307
02:46:29,200 --> 02:46:31,040
>> Right. But if I bought you a real watch,

6308
02:46:30,639 --> 02:46:33,439
would you

6309
02:46:31,040 --> 02:46:34,479
>> I mean, Rolex, one of those astronaut

6310
02:46:33,439 --> 02:46:36,159
[ __ ]

6311
02:46:34,478 --> 02:46:37,358
>> Rolex.

6312
02:46:36,159 --> 02:46:39,840
Yeah. But I don't want to I don't want

6313
02:46:37,359 --> 02:46:40,960
to protect our parks. I'm going to get

6314
02:46:39,840 --> 02:46:42,478
you a Speed Master.

6315
02:46:40,959 --> 02:46:42,719
>> Hold on. Omega's Can I tell you what he

6316
02:46:42,478 --> 02:46:43,840
wants?

6317
02:46:42,719 --> 02:46:45,519
>> Sham was a Speed Master.

6318
02:46:43,840 --> 02:46:47,279
>> He wants that size watch, not a bulky

6319
02:46:45,520 --> 02:46:49,120
one. He wants a thinner watch.

6320
02:46:47,279 --> 02:46:52,079
>> All right. Listen. I like a small watch.

6321
02:46:49,120 --> 02:46:54,240
>> This is not too big. This is a a Rolex,

6322
02:46:52,079 --> 02:46:56,239
but it's on a but it's on a a rubber

6323
02:46:54,239 --> 02:46:58,398
strap. It's a little understated.

6324
02:46:56,239 --> 02:46:59,119
>> Ghock.

6325
02:46:58,398 --> 02:47:00,318
Would you wear that?

6326
02:46:59,120 --> 02:47:00,960
>> Indiglow.

6327
02:47:00,318 --> 02:47:03,199
>> Would you wear that?

6328
02:47:00,959 --> 02:47:05,119
>> I like a a metal band. But yeah, it's a

6329
02:47:03,200 --> 02:47:06,960
good looking watch.

6330
02:47:05,120 --> 02:47:09,920
>> What did What did Louis get you?

6331
02:47:06,959 --> 02:47:10,799
>> He got me the uh Oyster face or what do

6332
02:47:09,920 --> 02:47:12,559
you call it? Okay.

6333
02:47:10,799 --> 02:47:13,759
>> It's really nice and it's inscribed in

6334
02:47:12,559 --> 02:47:14,398
the back. Thanks for working with me,

6335
02:47:13,760 --> 02:47:15,359
LC.

6336
02:47:14,398 --> 02:47:17,358
>> You don't even wear it.

6337
02:47:15,359 --> 02:47:19,920
>> I It's on my shelf. It's propped up.

6338
02:47:17,359 --> 02:47:20,479
Okay. So, if I buy you an Omega, you're

6339
02:47:19,920 --> 02:47:21,760
gonna wear it.

6340
02:47:20,478 --> 02:47:23,199
>> Hell yeah.

6341
02:47:21,760 --> 02:47:24,398
>> No, you don't have to buy me an Omega.

6342
02:47:23,200 --> 02:47:26,479
Just [ __ ] around. It's over.

6343
02:47:24,398 --> 02:47:28,318
>> Norman. Norman, you're gonna love this.

6344
02:47:26,478 --> 02:47:31,119
>> Eat gave me the coolest thing that I

6345
02:47:28,318 --> 02:47:34,879
have, which was Nor McDonald's

6346
02:47:31,120 --> 02:47:37,439
>> cup on the late night with Letterman.

6347
02:47:34,879 --> 02:47:40,959
>> The actual mug from the late night.

6348
02:47:37,439 --> 02:47:42,639
>> Gave me this pull that from uh Norm

6349
02:47:40,959 --> 02:47:43,599
doing uh

6350
02:47:42,639 --> 02:47:45,119
>> talk show. Oh, letter.

6351
02:47:43,600 --> 02:47:45,760
>> So, he had that. He brought it home.

6352
02:47:45,120 --> 02:47:48,160
That's cool.

6353
02:47:45,760 --> 02:47:48,398
>> Wow. Oh, that's a great one. Best gift I

6354
02:47:48,159 --> 02:47:51,439
got.

6355
02:47:48,398 --> 02:47:52,239
>> That's I would protect that.

6356
02:47:51,439 --> 02:47:53,600
Break that.

6357
02:47:52,239 --> 02:47:54,719
>> Imagine if a chick comes over your house

6358
02:47:53,600 --> 02:47:56,239
and drops that.

6359
02:47:54,719 --> 02:47:56,478
>> Can I have a cup of tea? I would punch

6360
02:47:56,239 --> 02:47:57,199
it.

6361
02:47:56,478 --> 02:47:58,639
>> Whoopsies.

6362
02:47:57,200 --> 02:48:00,079
>> Oh, I protect it. It's on my mantle.

6363
02:47:58,639 --> 02:48:00,639
It's in the middle of It's above my

6364
02:48:00,079 --> 02:48:01,680
face.

6365
02:48:00,639 --> 02:48:03,519
>> That's great.

6366
02:48:01,680 --> 02:48:04,000
>> I put like ring ropes around it to

6367
02:48:03,520 --> 02:48:04,720
cushion it.

6368
02:48:04,000 --> 02:48:05,520
>> Yeah, I probably should.

6369
02:48:04,719 --> 02:48:07,679
>> Mickey Man.

6370
02:48:05,520 --> 02:48:09,439
>> Yeah, Mickey [laughter] M.

6371
02:48:07,680 --> 02:48:10,239
>> That's a That's a good one.

6372
02:48:09,439 --> 02:48:11,840
>> That's the best one.

6373
02:48:10,239 --> 02:48:13,199
>> Those Rodney notes are great.

6374
02:48:11,840 --> 02:48:14,960
>> Oh my god. Isn't that amazing in the

6375
02:48:13,200 --> 02:48:17,200
green room? those handwritten Rodney

6376
02:48:14,959 --> 02:48:19,438
notes from his Tonight Show special.

6377
02:48:17,200 --> 02:48:20,960
>> Whitney got us those. Rodney's wife

6378
02:48:19,439 --> 02:48:22,159
donated. She found out about the club.

6379
02:48:20,959 --> 02:48:23,199
She knew we were doing it and she

6380
02:48:22,159 --> 02:48:25,119
donated it to us.

6381
02:48:23,200 --> 02:48:27,359
>> Wow. Very cool. So, we had them all

6382
02:48:25,120 --> 02:48:29,200
framed in there. It's amazing. And you

6383
02:48:27,359 --> 02:48:31,680
get to read them and you see how like

6384
02:48:29,200 --> 02:48:34,000
would like make the punchlines bold and

6385
02:48:31,680 --> 02:48:34,639
all the notes then bold punchline.

6386
02:48:34,000 --> 02:48:36,239
>> Oh yeah.

6387
02:48:34,639 --> 02:48:38,159
>> It's cool. Just it's like the feeling

6388
02:48:36,239 --> 02:48:38,799
the spirit of like jokew writing is in

6389
02:48:38,159 --> 02:48:41,039
that room.

6390
02:48:38,799 --> 02:48:42,879
>> He was he was a drug addict

6391
02:48:41,040 --> 02:48:44,240
>> allegedly. No, I was

6392
02:48:42,879 --> 02:48:45,278
>> the coolest thing about Robbie was that

6393
02:48:44,239 --> 02:48:47,279
when weed was illegal,

6394
02:48:45,279 --> 02:48:48,319
>> he enjoyed drugs. I don't know if he was

6395
02:48:47,279 --> 02:48:50,319
a drug addict.

6396
02:48:48,318 --> 02:48:51,680
>> When weed was illegal and cops would

6397
02:48:50,318 --> 02:48:52,959
come into a club he was in, he was just

6398
02:48:51,680 --> 02:48:54,318
smoking weed. He would just go up to him

6399
02:48:52,959 --> 02:48:56,318
like, "Hello, officer. How you doing?"

6400
02:48:54,318 --> 02:48:57,359
Just holding. He knew he was immune. No

6401
02:48:56,318 --> 02:48:58,799
one's going to touch him.

6402
02:48:57,359 --> 02:49:00,559
>> I told you guys when I worked as a

6403
02:48:58,799 --> 02:49:01,840
security guard, when I got to see Rodney

6404
02:49:00,559 --> 02:49:02,239
perform, when I worked as a security

6405
02:49:01,840 --> 02:49:03,840
guard.

6406
02:49:02,239 --> 02:49:05,439
>> Whoa.

6407
02:49:03,840 --> 02:49:07,040
Beat up a guy with a walkie-talkie.

6408
02:49:05,439 --> 02:49:09,342
>> No, I didn't beat him up. No, that was

6409
02:49:07,040 --> 02:49:10,479
Alleycat. That was my boss. Alley

6410
02:49:09,342 --> 02:49:11,840
[laughter]

6411
02:49:10,478 --> 02:49:13,199
first day.

6412
02:49:11,840 --> 02:49:15,040
>> That was the first thing I heard you

6413
02:49:13,200 --> 02:49:16,720
say. That was I was like, damn, Joe's

6414
02:49:15,040 --> 02:49:18,080
old [laughter]

6415
02:49:16,719 --> 02:49:18,799
boy. He was like, "No, that was my boy,

6416
02:49:18,079 --> 02:49:20,799
Alicat."

6417
02:49:18,799 --> 02:49:21,519
>> That was the boss. Alley Cat was the

6418
02:49:20,799 --> 02:49:23,679
boss.

6419
02:49:21,520 --> 02:49:27,200
>> So, what happened was uh one of the guys

6420
02:49:23,680 --> 02:49:28,960
from my Taekwondo gym got uh hired to be

6421
02:49:27,200 --> 02:49:30,640
security and they were like, "Bro, it's

6422
02:49:28,959 --> 02:49:32,478
like 50 bucks an hour. It's really cool.

6423
02:49:30,639 --> 02:49:34,239
You get to see concerts." So, we all

6424
02:49:32,478 --> 02:49:37,199
went and I got to see Rodney there.

6425
02:49:34,239 --> 02:49:38,639
Rodney was backstage with nothing on but

6426
02:49:37,200 --> 02:49:40,880
a bathrobe.

6427
02:49:38,639 --> 02:49:42,398
>> He was completely naked. No, I didn't

6428
02:49:40,879 --> 02:49:44,079
see that. I saw him walking around with

6429
02:49:42,398 --> 02:49:46,879
slippers and a bathrobe and then he went

6430
02:49:44,079 --> 02:49:48,398
on stage with nothing but a bathrobe.

6431
02:49:46,879 --> 02:49:50,318
>> Bathrobe naked underneath it.

6432
02:49:48,398 --> 02:49:51,920
>> Went on stage that way.

6433
02:49:50,318 --> 02:49:56,000
>> 1986.

6434
02:49:51,920 --> 02:49:58,559
Okay. And [ __ ] destroyed. I was 19. I

6435
02:49:56,000 --> 02:50:00,000
was mesmerized. And back then I wasn't

6436
02:49:58,559 --> 02:50:02,000
even thinking about doing comedy. I was

6437
02:50:00,000 --> 02:50:03,760
just fighting and I was enjoying it. And

6438
02:50:02,000 --> 02:50:05,760
I was like, "This is this guy's so

6439
02:50:03,760 --> 02:50:08,639
free." I remember thinking that like

6440
02:50:05,760 --> 02:50:10,719
this guy's on stage with a I mean

6441
02:50:08,639 --> 02:50:12,959
destroying.

6442
02:50:10,719 --> 02:50:14,879
I got no respect. No respect at all. And

6443
02:50:12,959 --> 02:50:17,679
the [ __ ] place is going nuts. He was

6444
02:50:14,879 --> 02:50:20,239
killing punchline after punchline after

6445
02:50:17,680 --> 02:50:20,479
punchline. I was 19. I mean, I was blown

6446
02:50:20,239 --> 02:50:21,520
away.

6447
02:50:20,478 --> 02:50:23,519
>> Wow. And you were working?

6448
02:50:21,520 --> 02:50:25,279
>> I was working. I was a security guard.

6449
02:50:23,520 --> 02:50:27,120
>> That's a good gig. Got to see the shows.

6450
02:50:25,279 --> 02:50:28,399
Well, that was also the job that I quit

6451
02:50:27,120 --> 02:50:30,160
when, you know, the whole thing with

6452
02:50:28,398 --> 02:50:31,920
happened with co where Neil Young pulled

6453
02:50:30,159 --> 02:50:33,279
his music off Spotify cuz I was giving

6454
02:50:31,920 --> 02:50:34,478
out vaccine misinformation.

6455
02:50:33,279 --> 02:50:35,520
>> Wait, is that until he couldn't get it

6456
02:50:34,478 --> 02:50:37,358
played elsewhere?

6457
02:50:35,520 --> 02:50:39,279
>> Yeah, it was not real. He didn't even

6458
02:50:37,359 --> 02:50:41,600
own his music. It's all [ __ ] But

6459
02:50:39,279 --> 02:50:42,880
anyway, I I didn't [ __ ] on him at the

6460
02:50:41,600 --> 02:50:45,279
time, even though he's trying to ruin my

6461
02:50:42,879 --> 02:50:46,799
life because I was a Neil Young fan. And

6462
02:50:45,279 --> 02:50:48,640
I told the story about how when I was a

6463
02:50:46,799 --> 02:50:50,559
security guard, the last day on the job

6464
02:50:48,639 --> 02:50:52,478
was a Neil Young concert cuz a riot

6465
02:50:50,559 --> 02:50:54,159
broke out. And a riot broke out and I

6466
02:50:52,478 --> 02:50:56,398
was like, I'm not fighting for 50 bucks

6467
02:50:54,159 --> 02:50:58,159
an hour. I [ __ ] zipped up my hoodie

6468
02:50:56,398 --> 02:51:01,199
and I just walked out and I never even

6469
02:50:58,159 --> 02:51:03,119
got my last check. It was cold out and

6470
02:51:01,200 --> 02:51:05,200
Great Woods in Mansfield has a whole

6471
02:51:03,120 --> 02:51:07,920
lawn. It's an amphitheater. So the the

6472
02:51:05,200 --> 02:51:09,680
the front part that's all seated has a

6473
02:51:07,920 --> 02:51:11,359
cover over it and then the back part's a

6474
02:51:09,680 --> 02:51:13,040
lawn and it was a little cold out. So

6475
02:51:11,359 --> 02:51:15,439
these [ __ ] animals at the Neil Young

6476
02:51:13,040 --> 02:51:17,359
concert started lighting bonfires and so

6477
02:51:15,439 --> 02:51:19,040
the security guys had to come over and

6478
02:51:17,359 --> 02:51:21,120
tell him, "Hey, put out the fires." And

6479
02:51:19,040 --> 02:51:22,399
drunk guys were like, "Fuck you." And my

6480
02:51:21,120 --> 02:51:23,600
friend Larry punched some guy and

6481
02:51:22,398 --> 02:51:24,719
Larry's like the nicest guy in the

6482
02:51:23,600 --> 02:51:27,120
world. I'm like, "Oh my god, we're

6483
02:51:24,719 --> 02:51:28,799
having a war." And so the fight started

6484
02:51:27,120 --> 02:51:30,160
breaking up. And as soon as like my

6485
02:51:28,799 --> 02:51:32,132
friends were safe and we were I'm like,

6486
02:51:30,159 --> 02:51:33,920
"Let's get the [ __ ] out of here." I put

6487
02:51:32,132 --> 02:51:35,680
[laughter] on my hoodie and I just quit.

6488
02:51:33,920 --> 02:51:37,120
I just I'm like I'm not fighting these

6489
02:51:35,680 --> 02:51:38,398
[ __ ] people. And that was my last day

6490
02:51:37,120 --> 02:51:40,319
on the job as a security guard.

6491
02:51:38,398 --> 02:51:42,239
>> Bonfires and fist fighting at a [ __ ]

6492
02:51:40,318 --> 02:51:45,799
Neil Young.

6493
02:51:42,239 --> 02:51:45,799
It's so crazy

6494
02:51:45,888 --> 02:51:49,679
[laughter]

6495
02:51:47,359 --> 02:51:51,760
10 taekwond do black belts including

6496
02:51:49,680 --> 02:51:53,120
like national level competitors that

6497
02:51:51,760 --> 02:51:54,880
were all security guards. They were just

6498
02:51:53,120 --> 02:51:56,800
waiting to kick somebody into house and

6499
02:51:54,879 --> 02:51:59,119
Neil Young fans.

6500
02:51:56,799 --> 02:52:02,559
>> We never I mean Joe

6501
02:51:59,120 --> 02:52:04,884
>> D Roa one guy. Okay, let's hear this.

6502
02:52:02,559 --> 02:52:05,600
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

6503
02:52:04,884 --> 02:52:08,478
[laughter]

6504
02:52:05,600 --> 02:52:10,318
All right. Go.

6505
02:52:08,478 --> 02:52:12,000
>> Uh, hold on. Where's the volume?

6506
02:52:10,318 --> 02:52:14,239
>> I don't know. There's no sound before.

6507
02:52:12,000 --> 02:52:15,279
>> I remember that was his co time, huh?

6508
02:52:14,239 --> 02:52:17,840
>> I remember you'd wear that.

6509
02:52:15,279 --> 02:52:19,840
>> Oh my gosh. [ __ ]

6510
02:52:17,840 --> 02:52:21,040
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, I was like,

6511
02:52:19,840 --> 02:52:22,639
I'll add the song.

6512
02:52:21,040 --> 02:52:23,879
>> What's the with the glasses?

6513
02:52:22,639 --> 02:52:24,719
>> I don't know. I was doing something.

6514
02:52:23,879 --> 02:52:25,439
[clears throat]

6515
02:52:24,719 --> 02:52:26,559
Oh my god.

6516
02:52:25,439 --> 02:52:28,079
>> This is brutal.

6517
02:52:26,559 --> 02:52:31,793
>> I forgot that was my best part is I

6518
02:52:28,079 --> 02:52:31,793
said, I'll add the music. [laughter]

6519
02:52:32,719 --> 02:52:37,519
This is like a hostage video.

6520
02:52:36,079 --> 02:52:39,599
>> Please turn this off.

6521
02:52:37,520 --> 02:52:41,618
>> This is horrific.

6522
02:52:39,599 --> 02:52:41,618
[screaming]

6523
02:52:42,719 --> 02:52:45,358
>> I love the roast.

6524
02:52:44,000 --> 02:52:49,680
>> WHERE DID YOU GO?

6525
02:52:45,359 --> 02:52:52,043
>> OH MAN, HE TOOK IT SO SERIOUS.

6526
02:52:49,680 --> 02:52:53,439
>> That's not as fun as Rodney naked.

6527
02:52:52,043 --> 02:52:55,039
[laughter]

6528
02:52:53,439 --> 02:52:55,840
>> God damn Shane, you killed me.

6529
02:52:55,040 --> 02:52:57,439
>> Tough.

6530
02:52:55,840 --> 02:52:59,359
>> I did not enjoy that at all.

6531
02:52:57,439 --> 02:53:01,120
>> That was bad. I'll turn it. Did you see

6532
02:52:59,359 --> 02:53:03,600
the Scientology speedruns that were

6533
02:53:01,120 --> 02:53:05,600
going around that week or two? Kids are

6534
02:53:03,600 --> 02:53:07,200
breaking into Scientology places all

6535
02:53:05,600 --> 02:53:09,040
over the country, mostly LA.

6536
02:53:07,200 --> 02:53:10,640
>> They're breaking into them. Why

6537
02:53:09,040 --> 02:53:12,399
>> they're called speedruns?

6538
02:53:10,639 --> 02:53:14,079
>> Speeduns. No, let me see this.

6539
02:53:12,398 --> 02:53:15,760
>> They're trying to get as deep as they

6540
02:53:14,079 --> 02:53:19,680
can possibly get into a Scientology

6541
02:53:15,760 --> 02:53:21,279
building removed all the door secret.

6542
02:53:19,680 --> 02:53:21,680
>> Speeduns.

6543
02:53:21,279 --> 02:53:24,319
>> Wow.

6544
02:53:21,680 --> 02:53:26,559
>> That guy at the White House corresponds.

6545
02:53:24,318 --> 02:53:27,600
>> Yeah. So cold.

6546
02:53:26,559 --> 02:53:29,379
>> Oh, you want to play games?

6547
02:53:27,600 --> 02:53:30,318
>> No, I don't.

6548
02:53:29,379 --> 02:53:31,839
[laughter]

6549
02:53:30,318 --> 02:53:32,398
Wow.

6550
02:53:31,840 --> 02:53:34,159
>> Damn.

6551
02:53:32,398 --> 02:53:36,959
>> Speed runs is such a great way to go

6552
02:53:34,159 --> 02:53:38,799
through something. Just run as fast as

6553
02:53:36,959 --> 02:53:40,559
>> they'll kill you. Those guys are right

6554
02:53:38,799 --> 02:53:42,639
now that they've like uh they've taken

6555
02:53:40,559 --> 02:53:43,119
the the handles off the doors on the

6556
02:53:42,639 --> 02:53:44,719
outside.

6557
02:53:43,120 --> 02:53:46,880
>> I went [laughter]

6558
02:53:44,719 --> 02:53:49,599
>> I went me and Natasha went to a to a

6559
02:53:46,879 --> 02:53:51,519
Scientology once on Vine. Yeah. And and

6560
02:53:49,600 --> 02:53:52,479
I was they kind of got me a little. They

6561
02:53:51,520 --> 02:53:53,760
were like, "Can we get some information

6562
02:53:52,478 --> 02:53:54,799
for you?" I'm like, "I mean my home

6563
02:53:53,760 --> 02:53:56,398
address if you want." And she was like,

6564
02:53:54,799 --> 02:53:58,159
"What the [ __ ] are you doing?" And I'm

6565
02:53:56,398 --> 02:54:00,398
like, "I don't know. They're getting me.

6566
02:53:58,159 --> 02:54:02,000
The book they saw was it's good for ages

6567
02:54:00,398 --> 02:54:03,760
8 to 8. Wow.

6568
02:54:02,000 --> 02:54:05,920
>> So this kid just ran through.

6569
02:54:03,760 --> 02:54:06,398
>> Yeah. So they're just busting through

6570
02:54:05,920 --> 02:54:08,639
noise.

6571
02:54:06,398 --> 02:54:10,000
>> Maybe whites are coming back as much as

6572
02:54:08,639 --> 02:54:11,920
they can in like 10 seconds. They're not

6573
02:54:10,000 --> 02:54:13,359
really doing anything other than just

6574
02:54:11,920 --> 02:54:14,960
>> all these other people behind them. Are

6575
02:54:13,359 --> 02:54:16,000
they Scientologists or these just all

6576
02:54:14,959 --> 02:54:16,799
the kids?

6577
02:54:16,000 --> 02:54:18,318
>> The kids running.

6578
02:54:16,799 --> 02:54:18,959
>> So there's more than one kid. There's

6579
02:54:18,318 --> 02:54:20,079
multiple kids.

6580
02:54:18,959 --> 02:54:21,039
>> 30 of them.

6581
02:54:20,079 --> 02:54:22,239
>> Some will get through.

6582
02:54:21,040 --> 02:54:23,279
>> Oh, look how deep they're going.

6583
02:54:22,239 --> 02:54:24,639
>> Yeah, they're just trying to like What's

6584
02:54:23,279 --> 02:54:26,399
inside? What are you guys hiding?

6585
02:54:24,639 --> 02:54:27,519
>> I love these guys. No one really has

6586
02:54:26,398 --> 02:54:28,159
ever seen inside those buildings.

6587
02:54:27,520 --> 02:54:28,960
>> They're having fun.

6588
02:54:28,159 --> 02:54:30,478
>> Oh, how weird.

6589
02:54:28,959 --> 02:54:32,639
>> They just run out the exit.

6590
02:54:30,478 --> 02:54:34,398
>> Well, they're like the second biggest

6591
02:54:32,639 --> 02:54:34,639
real estate holders in Los Angeles, I

6592
02:54:34,398 --> 02:54:35,439
think.

6593
02:54:34,639 --> 02:54:37,039
>> Yeah, they're crazy.

6594
02:54:35,439 --> 02:54:38,880
>> Oh my god, look at this guy trying.

6595
02:54:37,040 --> 02:54:40,640
>> I think it's like China and then

6596
02:54:38,879 --> 02:54:41,679
Scientology raid with Jesus. They're

6597
02:54:40,639 --> 02:54:42,398
trying to open the door.

6598
02:54:41,680 --> 02:54:43,200
>> Oh, I love it.

6599
02:54:42,398 --> 02:54:44,639
>> Oh, this is

6600
02:54:43,200 --> 02:54:46,720
>> Dude, it's over. They got you.

6601
02:54:44,639 --> 02:54:48,000
>> They deserve this. Those guys are [ __ ]

6602
02:54:46,719 --> 02:54:48,719
I mean, look at the inside though, too.

6603
02:54:48,000 --> 02:54:50,559
I've never seen

6604
02:54:48,719 --> 02:54:51,278
>> Scientology has a voting block in Los

6605
02:54:50,559 --> 02:54:52,318
Angeles.

6606
02:54:51,279 --> 02:54:53,040
>> Pretty cool inside.

6607
02:54:52,318 --> 02:54:53,840
>> It's like a museum.

6608
02:54:53,040 --> 02:54:56,560
>> Look at that.

6609
02:54:53,840 --> 02:54:58,000
>> Wow. I want to go in there. Wow. Yeah.

6610
02:54:56,559 --> 02:54:59,278
Kind of want to take you take a photo

6611
02:54:58,000 --> 02:54:59,840
outside their building, they'll they'll

6612
02:54:59,279 --> 02:55:01,840
tackle you.

6613
02:54:59,840 --> 02:55:03,359
>> Well, I remember during the '9s, a lot

6614
02:55:01,840 --> 02:55:04,639
of people were thinking about joining

6615
02:55:03,359 --> 02:55:07,520
Scientology because it was really good

6616
02:55:04,639 --> 02:55:09,840
for your career. They had acting class

6617
02:55:07,520 --> 02:55:10,239
some

6618
02:55:09,840 --> 02:55:13,120
West,

6619
02:55:10,239 --> 02:55:14,959
>> Tom Cruz, Talon was in an acting class

6620
02:55:13,120 --> 02:55:16,800
with a Scientology guy.

6621
02:55:14,959 --> 02:55:18,398
>> And I remember he was like telling me

6622
02:55:16,799 --> 02:55:20,000
that like a lot of these Scientologists,

6623
02:55:18,398 --> 02:55:22,159
they like get really far in acting

6624
02:55:20,000 --> 02:55:24,000
because like you get connected,

6625
02:55:22,159 --> 02:55:26,959
>> right? Damn, they just recorded

6626
02:55:24,000 --> 02:55:28,398
Scientology run. [laughter]

6627
02:55:26,959 --> 02:55:30,398
>> Just started recently. I think like this

6628
02:55:28,398 --> 02:55:32,478
month. Good for them.

6629
02:55:30,398 --> 02:55:34,000
>> Look at this guy moving. Look at this

6630
02:55:32,478 --> 02:55:34,959
guy with the [ __ ] suits trying to

6631
02:55:34,000 --> 02:55:36,478
stop him. [laughter]

6632
02:55:34,959 --> 02:55:36,799
>> Put a hand out as if that's going to do

6633
02:55:36,478 --> 02:55:38,398
it.

6634
02:55:36,799 --> 02:55:40,559
>> Very unenthusiastic.

6635
02:55:38,398 --> 02:55:41,920
>> Hey, did you guys see the fat principal

6636
02:55:40,559 --> 02:55:42,559
who stopped the school shooting?

6637
02:55:41,920 --> 02:55:44,719
>> Yeah,

6638
02:55:42,559 --> 02:55:46,639
>> that was amazing.

6639
02:55:44,719 --> 02:55:48,239
>> I think it was in Virginia. He got shot.

6640
02:55:46,639 --> 02:55:49,920
The guy came into the building with a

6641
02:55:48,239 --> 02:55:52,398
gun and this [ __ ] principal just

6642
02:55:49,920 --> 02:55:54,079
rushes him, grabs him, tackles him,

6643
02:55:52,398 --> 02:55:54,719
holds on the gun. He got shot in the leg

6644
02:55:54,079 --> 02:55:56,639
apparently.

6645
02:55:54,719 --> 02:55:58,559
>> Badass.

6646
02:55:56,639 --> 02:56:01,199
And then he went into a party. It was

6647
02:55:58,559 --> 02:56:03,039
like the Yeah, it was the prom like a

6648
02:56:01,200 --> 02:56:03,520
week later and everybody went crazy and

6649
02:56:03,040 --> 02:56:05,439
cheered.

6650
02:56:03,520 --> 02:56:07,680
>> He became very emotional.

6651
02:56:05,439 --> 02:56:09,439
>> Very emotional. He stopped 20 deaths.

6652
02:56:07,680 --> 02:56:10,880
>> Yeah. I mean, stopped it in its tracks

6653
02:56:09,439 --> 02:56:11,439
as the guy came in through the front

6654
02:56:10,879 --> 02:56:13,199
door.

6655
02:56:11,439 --> 02:56:14,398
>> You do have one moment where like you

6656
02:56:13,200 --> 02:56:16,800
see it, you realize, and you're like,

6657
02:56:14,398 --> 02:56:18,478
"Let's go." school principal injured in

6658
02:56:16,799 --> 02:56:19,119
school shooting. Shooter identified as

6659
02:56:18,478 --> 02:56:19,840
former student.

6660
02:56:19,120 --> 02:56:20,479
>> This is in Oklahoma.

6661
02:56:19,840 --> 02:56:22,079
>> Former student

6662
02:56:20,478 --> 02:56:22,639
>> Oklahoma. That's where it is.

6663
02:56:22,079 --> 02:56:23,039
>> Coin.

6664
02:56:22,639 --> 02:56:25,119
>> Yeah.

6665
02:56:23,040 --> 02:56:26,800
>> Wow. Look at the guy. That's the guy.

6666
02:56:25,120 --> 02:56:29,200
>> But if you watch the video, the guy

6667
02:56:26,799 --> 02:56:31,679
[ __ ] literally threw himself on the

6668
02:56:29,200 --> 02:56:32,800
guy with the gun. Completely heroic.

6669
02:56:31,680 --> 02:56:34,479
>> Show me his face again, dude. That's a

6670
02:56:32,799 --> 02:56:34,959
guy who loves bruskies.

6671
02:56:34,478 --> 02:56:36,639
>> Oh yeah.

6672
02:56:34,959 --> 02:56:38,398
>> Oh yeah.

6673
02:56:36,639 --> 02:56:39,199
Give me a barbecue.

6674
02:56:38,398 --> 02:56:41,039
>> This [ __ ] weirdo.

6675
02:56:39,200 --> 02:56:41,680
>> Oh, he's probably not worried about his

6676
02:56:41,040 --> 02:56:43,120
death.

6677
02:56:41,680 --> 02:56:45,040
>> Hey Mark, I can't even drink that yet.

6678
02:56:43,120 --> 02:56:47,847
worry about. You know what I'm saying?

6679
02:56:45,040 --> 02:56:48,240
He's ready to go to Val. He's a Viking.

6680
02:56:47,846 --> 02:56:50,000
[laughter]

6681
02:56:48,239 --> 02:56:52,079
>> That's an American Viking, dude. You get

6682
02:56:50,000 --> 02:56:54,398
fed [ __ ] you drink beers, you go [ __ ]

6683
02:56:52,079 --> 02:56:54,879
it. I've been waiting for somebody,

6684
02:56:54,398 --> 02:56:57,119
brother.

6685
02:56:54,879 --> 02:56:58,559
>> He's a hero. Godamn it.

6686
02:56:57,120 --> 02:57:00,880
>> Didn't Cash Patel say that about

6687
02:56:58,559 --> 02:57:03,199
somebody? See you about Charlie Kirk.

6688
02:57:00,879 --> 02:57:04,398
The corniest [ __ ] [ __ ] ever.

6689
02:57:03,200 --> 02:57:05,760
>> That's a rough one.

6690
02:57:04,398 --> 02:57:08,239
>> Your watch is over. We'll see you in

6691
02:57:05,760 --> 02:57:11,520
Valhalla, brother. Shut up. I was

6692
02:57:08,239 --> 02:57:15,119
watching a video on what a 30 odd six

6693
02:57:11,520 --> 02:57:17,760
round actually would do to a neck.

6694
02:57:15,120 --> 02:57:20,079
>> Yeah. They showed like what the actual

6695
02:57:17,760 --> 02:57:21,760
rifle round would do to a person's neck

6696
02:57:20,079 --> 02:57:23,200
versus like what you saw from Charlie

6697
02:57:21,760 --> 02:57:25,120
Kirk. There's a lot of people that don't

6698
02:57:23,200 --> 02:57:26,880
think it was really that guy on the roof

6699
02:57:25,120 --> 02:57:28,880
that shot him. That was something else.

6700
02:57:26,879 --> 02:57:30,639
Some people think it was a microphone.

6701
02:57:28,879 --> 02:57:31,920
>> But I the problem with the Yeah, the

6702
02:57:30,639 --> 02:57:33,439
microphone shot him in the neck like

6703
02:57:31,920 --> 02:57:35,120
there was some sort of an implemented

6704
02:57:33,439 --> 02:57:36,559
destruction device. Oh,

6705
02:57:35,120 --> 02:57:38,000
>> the problem I have with that is you

6706
02:57:36,559 --> 02:57:39,600
don't see any fire coming off of the

6707
02:57:38,000 --> 02:57:40,719
microphone. Like if a microphone is

6708
02:57:39,600 --> 02:57:42,880
going to kill you, it's going to shoot

6709
02:57:40,719 --> 02:57:44,959
you somehow or another. It's got to be

6710
02:57:42,879 --> 02:57:46,559
an explosive charge and then you'll see

6711
02:57:44,959 --> 02:57:48,559
a flash and then something will

6712
02:57:46,559 --> 02:57:50,719
projectile from that into your neck.

6713
02:57:48,559 --> 02:57:52,478
>> You say a microphone in the Yeah,

6714
02:57:50,719 --> 02:57:53,760
somebody shot him, right? Somebody shot

6715
02:57:52,478 --> 02:57:54,959
him. If a rifle shoots your neck,

6716
02:57:53,760 --> 02:57:56,639
wouldn't it go far away?

6717
02:57:54,959 --> 02:57:59,039
>> You would imagine it would. And in these

6718
02:57:56,639 --> 02:58:00,719
videos that I saw, it like shows massive

6719
02:57:59,040 --> 02:58:02,720
destruction. So what they're using is

6720
02:58:00,719 --> 02:58:04,559
ballistic gel. And so they have like a

6721
02:58:02,719 --> 02:58:06,559
fake neck and a fake head and like a

6722
02:58:04,559 --> 02:58:09,519
spine. They show ballistic gel what it

6723
02:58:06,559 --> 02:58:12,559
looks like. And it just blows the neck

6724
02:58:09,520 --> 02:58:15,279
completely apart. It's just splatter, a

6725
02:58:12,559 --> 02:58:17,359
giant opening wound cuz this tissue is

6726
02:58:15,279 --> 02:58:19,680
very soft. I mean, this is not durable

6727
02:58:17,359 --> 02:58:20,640
tissue. And he got shot and it was not

6728
02:58:19,680 --> 02:58:22,398
even an exit hole.

6729
02:58:20,639 --> 02:58:26,079
>> Did they catch the guy

6730
02:58:22,398 --> 02:58:27,760
>> supposedly? You know that you

6731
02:58:26,079 --> 02:58:28,959
guys are so

6732
02:58:27,760 --> 02:58:30,000
>> I remember at a bar in Guatemala

6733
02:58:28,959 --> 02:58:31,278
someone's like who's Charlie Kirk? I'm

6734
02:58:30,000 --> 02:58:33,359
like, I think he makes I think he makes

6735
02:58:31,279 --> 02:58:34,800
fun of college kids.

6736
02:58:33,359 --> 02:58:35,439
>> You're right about that. That's not

6737
02:58:34,799 --> 02:58:37,840
wrong.

6738
02:58:35,439 --> 02:58:39,439
>> And then I was like, why? Like, I think

6739
02:58:37,840 --> 02:58:42,000
he got killed. And I was like, oh,

6740
02:58:39,439 --> 02:58:42,880
>> bro, there's many many many many layers

6741
02:58:42,000 --> 02:58:43,840
to that story.

6742
02:58:42,879 --> 02:58:46,159
>> Pass the weed.

6743
02:58:43,840 --> 02:58:48,398
>> And his wife

6744
02:58:46,159 --> 02:58:49,119
outdoor bar like Yeah. Anyway, bro, that

6745
02:58:48,398 --> 02:58:51,039
over

6746
02:58:49,120 --> 02:58:52,960
>> pass the weed. So, yeah,

6747
02:58:51,040 --> 02:58:54,240
>> this many levels.

6748
02:58:52,959 --> 02:58:56,079
>> I don't mean to come down on you, but

6749
02:58:54,239 --> 02:58:57,840
that's weed.

6750
02:58:56,079 --> 02:58:58,239
>> Oh, man. I don't even know. Pass the

6751
02:58:57,840 --> 02:58:59,680
weed,

6752
02:58:58,239 --> 02:59:01,359
>> dude. I was looking for weed and the

6753
02:58:59,680 --> 02:59:02,159
time was smoking. I'm like I'm looking

6754
02:59:01,359 --> 02:59:03,200
for that weed

6755
02:59:02,159 --> 02:59:03,920
>> in Guatemala.

6756
02:59:03,200 --> 02:59:05,359
>> Yeah. At a bar.

6757
02:59:03,920 --> 02:59:06,318
>> What is the legality of weed in

6758
02:59:05,359 --> 02:59:10,880
Guatemala?

6759
02:59:06,318 --> 02:59:12,799
>> Same as like 5 years ago here. Like do

6760
02:59:10,879 --> 02:59:15,039
>> Oh, you can get arrested though.

6761
02:59:12,799 --> 02:59:16,559
>> And you wind up in a Guatemalan jail.

6762
02:59:15,040 --> 02:59:18,000
Imagine if we had to bail you out like

6763
02:59:16,559 --> 02:59:18,639
[ __ ]

6764
02:59:18,000 --> 02:59:19,840
>> You wouldn't even know.

6765
02:59:18,639 --> 02:59:20,799
>> We would never bail you out.

6766
02:59:19,840 --> 02:59:21,279
>> I would.

6767
02:59:20,799 --> 02:59:24,000
>> I'd go there.

6768
02:59:21,279 --> 02:59:26,239
>> I can sit there for a little Guatemala

6769
02:59:24,000 --> 02:59:27,520
>> 100%. [laughter] 100%.

6770
02:59:26,239 --> 02:59:28,959
>> Yeah. Yeah, if he was in jail in

6771
02:59:27,520 --> 02:59:30,319
Guatemala, 100% we get him out.

6772
02:59:28,959 --> 02:59:31,199
>> No, that'd be fun though to let him sit

6773
02:59:30,318 --> 02:59:31,519
for a few days.

6774
02:59:31,200 --> 02:59:33,840
>> Yeah,

6775
02:59:31,520 --> 02:59:35,359
>> he needs to learn his lessons.

6776
02:59:33,840 --> 02:59:36,960
>> Of course I'm going to get weed. I'm the

6777
02:59:35,359 --> 02:59:38,159
guy who gets weed. The lesson is keep

6778
02:59:36,959 --> 02:59:39,599
getting weed, man.

6779
02:59:38,159 --> 02:59:40,959
>> We'd have to go get him.

6780
02:59:39,600 --> 02:59:42,000
>> I'd make you guys come with me.

6781
02:59:40,959 --> 02:59:43,839
>> We'd have to film [laughter] it.

6782
02:59:42,000 --> 02:59:46,478
>> Yeah. Protect our parts from

6783
02:59:43,840 --> 02:59:48,318
>> from a [ __ ] national park in whoever

6784
02:59:46,478 --> 02:59:51,039
filmed your [ __ ] that whole run that

6785
02:59:48,318 --> 02:59:52,318
you did that guy. He'll put some witty

6786
02:59:51,040 --> 02:59:54,240
quotes three.

6787
02:59:52,318 --> 02:59:56,239
>> Get him in there. Get Ari in there.

6788
02:59:54,239 --> 02:59:58,879
>> Look at this. state of emergency because

6789
02:59:56,239 --> 03:00:00,639
>> gang prisons prison riots and the gangs.

6790
02:59:58,879 --> 03:00:02,000
You'd be in that gang getting [ __ ]

6791
03:00:00,639 --> 03:00:03,760
>> Good to get you back in the camps.

6792
03:00:02,000 --> 03:00:04,799
>> I can't have you in there, Ari getting

6793
03:00:03,760 --> 03:00:05,920
[ __ ] by these Guatemalans.

6794
03:00:04,799 --> 03:00:07,519
>> Dude, those guys who gave me weed who

6795
03:00:05,920 --> 03:00:08,559
told me about Charlie Kirk, he they were

6796
03:00:07,520 --> 03:00:10,159
like, "What do you think about Trump?"

6797
03:00:08,559 --> 03:00:11,920
I'm like, "I I don't really know." And

6798
03:00:10,159 --> 03:00:13,359
then I figured out how to turn it away

6799
03:00:11,920 --> 03:00:16,000
from that conversation. I go, "How how's

6800
03:00:13,359 --> 03:00:18,239
your guy?" And they go, "OUR GUY SUCKS.

6801
03:00:16,000 --> 03:00:19,840
HE'S SO CROOKED." MADURO. Our guy. No,

6802
03:00:18,239 --> 03:00:20,959
it was somebody in Guatemala.

6803
03:00:19,840 --> 03:00:22,719
>> Oh, sorry. Wrong country.

6804
03:00:20,959 --> 03:00:24,559
>> You just turn it on their guy. They love

6805
03:00:22,719 --> 03:00:27,920
talking about it. [laughter] Yeah, I'm

6806
03:00:24,559 --> 03:00:29,519
far away. Like, he's crooked. He takes

6807
03:00:27,920 --> 03:00:30,398
money from corporations. I'm like,

6808
03:00:29,520 --> 03:00:31,680
"Yeah, we do that."

6809
03:00:30,398 --> 03:00:33,680
>> Boo.

6810
03:00:31,680 --> 03:00:34,720
>> Better than El Salvador. That place is

6811
03:00:33,680 --> 03:00:36,079
even crazier.

6812
03:00:34,719 --> 03:00:38,719
>> No. What they rules?

6813
03:00:36,079 --> 03:00:39,600
>> They stopped all

6814
03:00:38,719 --> 03:00:42,239
ton of gangs.

6815
03:00:39,600 --> 03:00:43,439
>> They threw them all giant prisons and

6816
03:00:42,239 --> 03:00:45,199
stopped all the crime.

6817
03:00:43,439 --> 03:00:46,479
>> They drove them out, killed the rest.

6818
03:00:45,200 --> 03:00:49,120
>> Can we do that?

6819
03:00:46,478 --> 03:00:49,840
>> Their crime dropped off

6820
03:00:49,120 --> 03:00:50,560
here, Mark.

6821
03:00:49,840 --> 03:00:52,318
>> I guess [laughter] so.

6822
03:00:50,559 --> 03:00:54,000
>> No, that guy is a hero to everyone

6823
03:00:52,318 --> 03:00:54,639
there. They all love him.

6824
03:00:54,000 --> 03:00:56,159
>> Look at this.

6825
03:00:54,639 --> 03:00:57,519
>> Agreed.

6826
03:00:56,159 --> 03:00:58,719
>> Everyone who was there loves him.

6827
03:00:57,520 --> 03:00:59,680
Everyone who came in later was like,

6828
03:00:58,719 --> 03:01:01,278
"Oh, so

6829
03:00:59,680 --> 03:01:02,398
>> that's El Salvador's prison. We should

6830
03:01:01,279 --> 03:01:03,439
do that to our civilians."

6831
03:01:02,398 --> 03:01:05,199
>> Look at the guy in the back. He's kind

6832
03:01:03,439 --> 03:01:06,079
of fat.

6833
03:01:05,200 --> 03:01:07,520
>> Well, couple chunks.

6834
03:01:06,079 --> 03:01:08,639
>> I bet there's a few guys in there that

6835
03:01:07,520 --> 03:01:11,040
don't belong.

6836
03:01:08,639 --> 03:01:12,639
>> Uh, no. There's a story here that anyone

6837
03:01:11,040 --> 03:01:14,560
with a tattoo get arrested. And they're

6838
03:01:12,639 --> 03:01:16,239
like, "No, no, it's anyone with a tattoo

6839
03:01:14,559 --> 03:01:18,000
of a cop you've killed with his badge

6840
03:01:16,239 --> 03:01:19,199
number. You get arrested."

6841
03:01:18,000 --> 03:01:20,478
>> All the Nate Diaz's.

6842
03:01:19,200 --> 03:01:22,640
>> All Nate Diaz.

6843
03:01:20,478 --> 03:01:23,199
>> Yeah, they do look like Nate.

6844
03:01:22,639 --> 03:01:24,318
Nate,

6845
03:01:23,200 --> 03:01:25,520
>> they're all going to stand up and go.

6846
03:01:24,318 --> 03:01:26,478
What's up?

6847
03:01:25,520 --> 03:01:28,479
>> You got their country back.

6848
03:01:26,478 --> 03:01:29,119
>> Damn. The tattoo guys are see cleaning

6849
03:01:28,478 --> 03:01:31,199
up out there.

6850
03:01:29,120 --> 03:01:33,040
>> Wait, wait. Let's see if we can see

6851
03:01:31,200 --> 03:01:34,720
tattoos. When you tattoo your face up

6852
03:01:33,040 --> 03:01:35,040
like that, that you are not [ __ ]

6853
03:01:34,719 --> 03:01:36,799
around.

6854
03:01:35,040 --> 03:01:38,319
>> So, a lot of the face tattoos are loved

6855
03:01:36,799 --> 03:01:39,438
ones they've raped.

6856
03:01:38,318 --> 03:01:41,199
>> No.

6857
03:01:39,439 --> 03:01:41,600
>> You get extra No, I didn't just make it

6858
03:01:41,200 --> 03:01:44,000
up.

6859
03:01:41,600 --> 03:01:45,040
>> You get extra points for raping a mom, a

6860
03:01:44,000 --> 03:01:45,840
sister, an aunt.

6861
03:01:45,040 --> 03:01:47,520
>> Your own mom.

6862
03:01:45,840 --> 03:01:48,639
>> Yeah, buddy.

6863
03:01:47,520 --> 03:01:50,319
>> This can't This

6864
03:01:48,639 --> 03:01:51,439
>> It wasn't a great situation. Where are

6865
03:01:50,318 --> 03:01:53,199
you coming up with this?

6866
03:01:51,439 --> 03:01:53,760
>> Talking to El Salvadorans.

6867
03:01:53,200 --> 03:01:54,800
>> Oh my god.

6868
03:01:53,760 --> 03:01:56,000
>> In El Salvador,

6869
03:01:54,799 --> 03:01:56,639
>> I think your Spanish was a little

6870
03:01:56,000 --> 03:01:58,000
broken.

6871
03:01:56,639 --> 03:02:00,799
>> They had a soccer game.

6872
03:01:58,000 --> 03:02:02,879
>> That's non-existent.

6873
03:02:00,799 --> 03:02:06,679
>> Oh yeah, they had a soccer game. Say

6874
03:02:02,879 --> 03:02:06,679
something. Order pizza.

6875
03:02:06,959 --> 03:02:10,079
Una pizza. Poor F.

6876
03:02:08,559 --> 03:02:11,359
>> Oh, come on. That was [laughter] Yoko

6877
03:02:10,079 --> 03:02:13,760
Taco Bell with pizza.

6878
03:02:11,359 --> 03:02:15,680
>> They had a soccer game they play in the

6879
03:02:13,760 --> 03:02:17,359
four town where they cut babies out of a

6880
03:02:15,680 --> 03:02:20,639
woman and play soccer with it.

6881
03:02:17,359 --> 03:02:24,079
>> Oh my god. Hey, make soccer interesting.

6882
03:02:20,639 --> 03:02:25,519
>> Their their gangs are trained by us, but

6883
03:02:24,079 --> 03:02:26,639
uh pretty strong,

6884
03:02:25,520 --> 03:02:28,079
>> so they get rid of it.

6885
03:02:26,639 --> 03:02:29,760
>> Well, they what they did was nuts,

6886
03:02:28,079 --> 03:02:31,680
though. They like just made these giant

6887
03:02:29,760 --> 03:02:33,439
super prisons and just put everybody in

6888
03:02:31,680 --> 03:02:34,559
there. And the crime dropped off a

6889
03:02:33,439 --> 03:02:35,359
cliff.

6890
03:02:34,559 --> 03:02:37,600
>> Damn.

6891
03:02:35,359 --> 03:02:40,000
>> I went to Independence Day parade there.

6892
03:02:37,600 --> 03:02:41,680
It was wild how much everybody is like,

6893
03:02:40,000 --> 03:02:43,200
"What are you doing here? This is wild.

6894
03:02:41,680 --> 03:02:44,318
Our guy is the best."

6895
03:02:43,200 --> 03:02:46,000
>> It's the only country where they're

6896
03:02:44,318 --> 03:02:47,359
like, "We love our guy."

6897
03:02:46,000 --> 03:02:49,439
>> Everyone else, we hate our guy. They

6898
03:02:47,359 --> 03:02:51,520
love their

6899
03:02:49,439 --> 03:02:54,559
Nicaragua.

6900
03:02:51,520 --> 03:02:56,239
>> They wouldn't let Ari into Nicaragua.

6901
03:02:54,559 --> 03:02:57,519
>> They love that guy.

6902
03:02:56,239 --> 03:02:59,039
>> They love that guy. There was the first

6903
03:02:57,520 --> 03:03:00,960
time they could they could go out in

6904
03:02:59,040 --> 03:03:01,200
public and like and like and like do

6905
03:03:00,959 --> 03:03:03,039
anything.

6906
03:03:01,200 --> 03:03:03,680
>> What's his name? What's the name of the

6907
03:03:03,040 --> 03:03:06,479
Lel?

6908
03:03:03,680 --> 03:03:08,239
>> He's half half Arab. They don't care

6909
03:03:06,478 --> 03:03:08,799
what kind of

6910
03:03:08,239 --> 03:03:10,318
>> I don't know.

6911
03:03:08,799 --> 03:03:10,879
>> The good kind,

6912
03:03:10,318 --> 03:03:12,000
>> is there?

6913
03:03:10,879 --> 03:03:14,239
>> Not Palestinian. No.

6914
03:03:12,000 --> 03:03:14,639
>> No. No. No. I just mean it.

6915
03:03:14,239 --> 03:03:15,279
>> Wow.

6916
03:03:14,639 --> 03:03:15,760
>> Is it Jewish?

6917
03:03:15,279 --> 03:03:18,239
>> I bet.

6918
03:03:15,760 --> 03:03:19,760
>> No. No. not supported. The the the claim

6919
03:03:18,239 --> 03:03:21,680
that specific face tattoos in El

6920
03:03:19,760 --> 03:03:22,960
Salvador mark someone is being raped who

6921
03:03:21,680 --> 03:03:24,639
has raped a family member is not

6922
03:03:22,959 --> 03:03:26,745
supported by credible evidence. By the

6923
03:03:24,639 --> 03:03:27,039
way, what credible evidence do you get?

6924
03:03:26,745 --> 03:03:29,039
[clears throat]

6925
03:03:27,040 --> 03:03:30,720
>> Talked to so many people there. So,

6926
03:03:29,040 --> 03:03:31,359
disagree with this.

6927
03:03:30,719 --> 03:03:33,679
>> Uh

6928
03:03:31,359 --> 03:03:35,200
>> it's hard to know because like how many

6929
03:03:33,680 --> 03:03:37,120
people are documenting this stuff in

6930
03:03:35,200 --> 03:03:38,000
like peer-reviewed papers?

6931
03:03:37,120 --> 03:03:40,560
>> You know what I mean? Like what is

6932
03:03:38,000 --> 03:03:42,079
Perpexity drawing from?

6933
03:03:40,559 --> 03:03:43,039
>> Yeah. People on the streets are like

6934
03:03:42,079 --> 03:03:44,799
this is what happens.

6935
03:03:43,040 --> 03:03:47,040
>> Yeah. Well, I'm sure a lot of it did

6936
03:03:44,799 --> 03:03:48,799
happen. I'm sure a lot of it h you know

6937
03:03:47,040 --> 03:03:50,399
I there was a guy that used to be the

6938
03:03:48,799 --> 03:03:52,239
[ __ ] door man at the improv and he

6939
03:03:50,398 --> 03:03:54,159
showed me this cartel video of this guy

6940
03:03:52,239 --> 03:03:56,159
getting eaten by a pitbull

6941
03:03:54,159 --> 03:03:58,318
>> and it still haunts my dreams.

6942
03:03:56,159 --> 03:04:01,760
>> The guy was he was tied up arms and legs

6943
03:03:58,318 --> 03:04:03,600
and the pit bull was eating HIS DICK.

6944
03:04:01,760 --> 03:04:05,600
>> THE PIT bull was just completely locked

6945
03:04:03,600 --> 03:04:06,559
on this guy's crotch and this guy was

6946
03:04:05,600 --> 03:04:07,520
screaming.

6947
03:04:06,559 --> 03:04:08,879
>> Michael Dick.

6948
03:04:07,520 --> 03:04:10,399
>> And he goes, "Hey man, check this out.

6949
03:04:08,879 --> 03:04:11,759
This my friend sent me this from the

6950
03:04:10,398 --> 03:04:13,599
cartel." And I'm like, "Why are you

6951
03:04:11,760 --> 03:04:15,279
showing me this? I have to go do on

6952
03:04:13,600 --> 03:04:16,479
stage for 20 minutes.

6953
03:04:15,279 --> 03:04:18,079
>> Oh man.

6954
03:04:16,478 --> 03:04:19,599
>> Damn. [laughter]

6955
03:04:18,079 --> 03:04:21,840
>> I was trying to do the sound. I couldn't

6956
03:04:19,600 --> 03:04:24,000
do it in my head. I was thinking about

6957
03:04:21,840 --> 03:04:26,239
doing it. I couldn't think of it.

6958
03:04:24,000 --> 03:04:30,239
>> What was

6959
03:04:26,239 --> 03:04:32,239
doing sound? That was damn good. Michael

6960
03:04:30,239 --> 03:04:33,520
>> just this giant headed pitbull was

6961
03:04:32,239 --> 03:04:34,799
locked on this guy's dick and he was

6962
03:04:33,520 --> 03:04:36,560
screaming and I've never forgot it.

6963
03:04:34,799 --> 03:04:38,639
>> Well, it's it's Yeah. The internet hit

6964
03:04:36,559 --> 03:04:40,239
us at different ages like that cuz I got

6965
03:04:38,639 --> 03:04:40,799
hit with those when I was young.

6966
03:04:40,239 --> 03:04:42,719
>> You're right.

6967
03:04:40,799 --> 03:04:43,358
>> And I was like, "That's enough." Yeah,

6968
03:04:42,719 --> 03:04:44,639
they're not fun.

6969
03:04:43,359 --> 03:04:46,079
>> But if I was an adult and somebody

6970
03:04:44,639 --> 03:04:47,519
showed me something horrific like that,

6971
03:04:46,079 --> 03:04:50,079
that does stick with you.

6972
03:04:47,520 --> 03:04:51,760
>> Me and Sigura, we have a text chain. Me

6973
03:04:50,079 --> 03:04:53,279
and Sigur, it's the worst [ __ ] that

6974
03:04:51,760 --> 03:04:54,639
either one of us find on the internet.

6975
03:04:53,279 --> 03:04:55,680
>> They don't really toss those around

6976
03:04:54,639 --> 03:04:56,559
anymore.

6977
03:04:55,680 --> 03:04:58,000
>> Cartel videos.

6978
03:04:56,559 --> 03:05:00,318
>> Yeah, this was You got to find those.

6979
03:04:58,000 --> 03:05:03,520
>> This was someone who was a cop sent it

6980
03:05:00,318 --> 03:05:05,359
to this guy and then this guy showed me.

6981
03:05:03,520 --> 03:05:06,399
>> God, the [ __ ] cops must see.

6982
03:05:05,359 --> 03:05:06,960
>> Oh, right.

6983
03:05:06,398 --> 03:05:08,239
>> Tough.

6984
03:05:06,959 --> 03:05:09,679
>> They need the IBA game.

6985
03:05:08,239 --> 03:05:12,159
>> They got a high suicide.

6986
03:05:09,680 --> 03:05:14,000
>> Oh, very high. Very high. They all first

6987
03:05:12,159 --> 03:05:15,760
responders, they all have much higher

6988
03:05:14,000 --> 03:05:17,840
suicide rates in general population.

6989
03:05:15,760 --> 03:05:18,559
That's not normal to see that much

6990
03:05:17,840 --> 03:05:19,760
damage.

6991
03:05:18,559 --> 03:05:21,359
>> Imagine you're a guy who just shows up

6992
03:05:19,760 --> 03:05:22,880
at car accidents every day.

6993
03:05:21,359 --> 03:05:25,439
>> Every day you see one, you're like, I

6994
03:05:22,879 --> 03:05:28,000
got to go to therapy. You see a family a

6995
03:05:25,439 --> 03:05:29,040
legs and splatter and dead babies and

6996
03:05:28,000 --> 03:05:30,079
[ __ ] moms.

6997
03:05:29,040 --> 03:05:31,439
>> Have somebody go, "Am I going to be

6998
03:05:30,079 --> 03:05:33,359
okay?" And you're like, you look at his

6999
03:05:31,439 --> 03:05:34,800
arm and leg over there and you're like,

7000
03:05:33,359 --> 03:05:36,479
>> "Yeah."

7001
03:05:34,799 --> 03:05:37,119
>> And people hate you on top of that.

7002
03:05:36,478 --> 03:05:38,959
>> That's true.

7003
03:05:37,120 --> 03:05:41,439
>> That sucks. You can't you can't win,

7004
03:05:38,959 --> 03:05:41,919
>> especially cops. But first responders,

7005
03:05:41,439 --> 03:05:43,600
people don't.

7006
03:05:41,920 --> 03:05:44,000
>> Nobody really hates ambulance drivers.

7007
03:05:43,600 --> 03:05:45,120
>> No.

7008
03:05:44,000 --> 03:05:46,959
>> No. Or firemen.

7009
03:05:45,120 --> 03:05:48,560
>> They're firemen. Yeah.

7010
03:05:46,959 --> 03:05:49,039
>> Well, that's crooked.

7011
03:05:48,559 --> 03:05:52,359
>> What?

7012
03:05:49,040 --> 03:05:52,359
>> They're not.

7013
03:05:52,959 --> 03:05:54,639
>> What?

7014
03:05:53,359 --> 03:05:57,200
>> Boys, we got to wrap this up.

7015
03:05:54,639 --> 03:06:00,159
>> I don't think we just started.

7016
03:05:57,200 --> 03:06:01,359
>> We just started. We're just going drunk.

7017
03:06:00,159 --> 03:06:02,639
>> You're not going anywhere, brother.

7018
03:06:01,359 --> 03:06:04,159
You're going to bong another beer.

7019
03:06:02,639 --> 03:06:04,478
>> I got to do a thing soon. What do you

7020
03:06:04,159 --> 03:06:06,879
have to do?

7021
03:06:04,478 --> 03:06:08,000
>> I got to do a thing on my

7022
03:06:06,879 --> 03:06:08,478
do your kids

7023
03:06:08,000 --> 03:06:10,000
>> tonight.

7024
03:06:08,478 --> 03:06:12,398
>> Yeah. Yeah, I got to go to a thing.

7025
03:06:10,000 --> 03:06:13,840
>> Ra drunk for this. You can bong one more

7026
03:06:12,398 --> 03:06:15,840
and then that's it.

7027
03:06:13,840 --> 03:06:17,680
>> What do you got? A class. Uh, play

7028
03:06:15,840 --> 03:06:18,559
>> a thing. I got to go to a thing.

7029
03:06:17,680 --> 03:06:19,439
>> Show and tell.

7030
03:06:18,559 --> 03:06:20,000
>> You can bong a beer.

7031
03:06:19,439 --> 03:06:22,639
>> PTA.

7032
03:06:20,000 --> 03:06:24,398
>> I can't I can't not a beer before.

7033
03:06:22,639 --> 03:06:25,519
>> I got to [laughter] I got to be out of

7034
03:06:24,398 --> 03:06:26,239
here in a little bit.

7035
03:06:25,520 --> 03:06:27,600
>> Talent show.

7036
03:06:26,239 --> 03:06:29,359
>> I got to the bathroom one more time, but

7037
03:06:27,600 --> 03:06:30,640
we're not ending here.

7038
03:06:29,359 --> 03:06:31,600
>> How many times you gone to the bathroom?

7039
03:06:30,639 --> 03:06:34,719
You dirty on three.

7040
03:06:31,600 --> 03:06:36,318
>> I've gone once, you [ __ ] dirty

7041
03:06:34,719 --> 03:06:38,159
competition with you. Yeah, you drew

7042
03:06:36,318 --> 03:06:39,519
sipping a [ __ ] bullseye. I haven't

7043
03:06:38,159 --> 03:06:41,760
even seen you refill that thing.

7044
03:06:39,520 --> 03:06:43,439
>> I I make the noise every time.

7045
03:06:41,760 --> 03:06:44,398
>> Twice. [laughter] It's true. Twice.

7046
03:06:43,439 --> 03:06:47,359
Twice.

7047
03:06:44,398 --> 03:06:48,639
>> I remember the noise twice.

7048
03:06:47,359 --> 03:06:50,960
>> So nice to be back, boys.

7049
03:06:48,639 --> 03:06:51,119
>> It is. This is so fun. It is good to be

7050
03:06:50,959 --> 03:06:52,959
back.

7051
03:06:51,120 --> 03:06:53,600
>> I want to speak out. This might be the

7052
03:06:52,959 --> 03:06:54,639
best one.

7053
03:06:53,600 --> 03:06:56,318
>> We missed you, dude.

7054
03:06:54,639 --> 03:06:57,760
>> It was weird not knowing where you were.

7055
03:06:56,318 --> 03:06:58,239
It was very uncomfortable. I didn't like

7056
03:06:57,760 --> 03:07:00,934
it.

7057
03:06:58,239 --> 03:07:01,920
>> Sorry. I was completely fine with it,

7058
03:07:00,933 --> 03:07:03,599
[laughter]

7059
03:07:01,920 --> 03:07:05,520
>> dude. When I texted you when I was back,

7060
03:07:03,600 --> 03:07:07,920
you're like, "Who is this?" I was like,

7061
03:07:05,520 --> 03:07:08,960
"Hey, it's the Jew." I say very specific

7062
03:07:07,920 --> 03:07:09,920
things like, "Who is this?" Like, "You

7063
03:07:08,959 --> 03:07:10,879
know who the [ __ ] it is." And you're

7064
03:07:09,920 --> 03:07:13,439
like, "Yes, motherfucker."

7065
03:07:10,879 --> 03:07:15,199
>> Well, I still get a million getting text

7066
03:07:13,439 --> 03:07:16,880
messages from an unknown number that

7067
03:07:15,200 --> 03:07:17,680
like new things about me. I'm like, "Who

7068
03:07:16,879 --> 03:07:18,398
the [ __ ] is this?"

7069
03:07:17,680 --> 03:07:20,159
>> Yes, you did that.

7070
03:07:18,398 --> 03:07:22,079
>> But I've been meaning to change my phone

7071
03:07:20,159 --> 03:07:23,920
number for so long. Like, every time a

7072
03:07:22,079 --> 03:07:25,120
new one comes like, "Oh, [ __ ] this.

7073
03:07:23,920 --> 03:07:26,239
>> I got the same one since."

7074
03:07:25,120 --> 03:07:29,120
>> Oh, here we go.

7075
03:07:26,239 --> 03:07:32,439
>> Here we go. [screaming]

7076
03:07:29,120 --> 03:07:32,439
>> Oh, tits.

7077
03:07:32,879 --> 03:07:37,679
>> This is Moscow [ __ ]

7078
03:07:35,120 --> 03:07:38,960
>> No. This is this is Florida.

7079
03:07:37,680 --> 03:07:39,520
>> Oakland Coliseum.

7080
03:07:38,959 --> 03:07:40,639
>> Oakland.

7081
03:07:39,520 --> 03:07:41,439
>> Oak. Wow.

7082
03:07:40,639 --> 03:07:45,239
>> Oakland was light.

7083
03:07:41,439 --> 03:07:45,239
>> This is where the Raiders played.

7084
03:07:47,120 --> 03:07:50,240
>> I will never get tired of this song.

7085
03:07:49,279 --> 03:07:54,000
>> Wow.

7086
03:07:50,239 --> 03:07:55,600
>> I'll never get tired of this song.

7087
03:07:54,000 --> 03:07:55,920
>> We can't go out on this cuz they can't

7088
03:07:55,600 --> 03:07:59,229
hear it.

7089
03:07:55,920 --> 03:07:59,840
>> We got a following one.

7090
03:07:59,228 --> 03:08:01,039
[cough]

7091
03:07:59,840 --> 03:08:01,600
>> Wait, they actually they're not allowed

7092
03:08:01,040 --> 03:08:02,399
to hear this?

7093
03:08:01,600 --> 03:08:04,399
>> I don't know. Right.

7094
03:08:02,398 --> 03:08:06,879
>> Sometimes they'll see what happens. But

7095
03:08:04,398 --> 03:08:07,920
yeah, that's that's a hell of a tune.

7096
03:08:06,879 --> 03:08:09,358
>> Let's get Jo one.

7097
03:08:07,920 --> 03:08:10,000
>> I went to see them recently and the

7098
03:08:09,359 --> 03:08:10,640
whole game.

7099
03:08:10,000 --> 03:08:13,760
>> Really?

7100
03:08:10,639 --> 03:08:15,039
>> Yeah. But it's like it's so many people

7101
03:08:13,760 --> 03:08:16,260
are dead.

7102
03:08:15,040 --> 03:08:16,880
>> It's not the same band. You got to see

7103
03:08:16,260 --> 03:08:18,000
[clears throat] them when they're all

7104
03:08:16,879 --> 03:08:20,478
there. It's like

7105
03:08:18,000 --> 03:08:23,120
>> Yeah. It's It's like It's a tribute band

7106
03:08:20,478 --> 03:08:25,278
a little bit, but they did great. It was

7107
03:08:23,120 --> 03:08:26,960
It was still the great songs, but part

7108
03:08:25,279 --> 03:08:28,319
of you is like, "Ah, I wish the real

7109
03:08:26,959 --> 03:08:30,398
guys were alive." It's like if you went

7110
03:08:28,318 --> 03:08:30,879
to see a a Hendrickx tribute band, you

7111
03:08:30,398 --> 03:08:32,239
just get sad.

7112
03:08:30,879 --> 03:08:34,000
>> Tribute band.

7113
03:08:32,239 --> 03:08:34,478
>> Yeah. They just get sad like a missed

7114
03:08:34,000 --> 03:08:36,478
Hendricks.

7115
03:08:34,478 --> 03:08:37,519
>> I don't want to see Le Zepp again.

7116
03:08:36,478 --> 03:08:40,398
>> Well, you know what's weird is like

7117
03:08:37,520 --> 03:08:41,920
Jouri they have like Ste that guy Steve,

7118
03:08:40,398 --> 03:08:42,318
what is his name? The lead singer of

7119
03:08:41,920 --> 03:08:43,840
Journey.

7120
03:08:42,318 --> 03:08:45,600
>> Steve, what was Steve Perry?

7121
03:08:43,840 --> 03:08:47,359
>> Steve Perry. He's still alive

7122
03:08:45,600 --> 03:08:48,399
>> and he doesn't sing for Journey anymore.

7123
03:08:47,359 --> 03:08:49,520
There's another guy who sings for

7124
03:08:48,398 --> 03:08:50,959
Journey. He's like a Filipino.

7125
03:08:49,520 --> 03:08:53,040
>> You can replace drummer. You can play

7126
03:08:50,959 --> 03:08:53,358
guitars. You cannot replace lead singer.

7127
03:08:53,040 --> 03:08:53,920
>> Right.

7128
03:08:53,359 --> 03:08:54,640
>> No way.

7129
03:08:53,920 --> 03:08:56,079
>> Exactly.

7130
03:08:54,639 --> 03:08:56,879
>> Need a front man.

7131
03:08:56,079 --> 03:08:58,799
>> Jameson.

7132
03:08:56,879 --> 03:08:59,119
>> Although I saw a foreigner

7133
03:08:58,799 --> 03:09:00,318
>> really

7134
03:08:59,120 --> 03:09:02,560
>> with the new guy.

7135
03:09:00,318 --> 03:09:05,439
>> How was it? I was so excited.

7136
03:09:02,559 --> 03:09:06,799
>> Yeah. To see June Hero Live. I saw that,

7137
03:09:05,439 --> 03:09:09,920
>> bro. I saw

7138
03:09:06,799 --> 03:09:11,759
>> Foreigner Sticks and Death Leopard. I

7139
03:09:09,920 --> 03:09:13,760
was there for Foreigner. And then I

7140
03:09:11,760 --> 03:09:14,398
worked in a factory the next day at 4:00

7141
03:09:13,760 --> 03:09:15,200
a.m.

7142
03:09:14,398 --> 03:09:16,478
>> Damn. That

7143
03:09:15,200 --> 03:09:18,880
>> [ __ ] sucked.

7144
03:09:16,478 --> 03:09:19,199
>> What kind of factory were you making? No

7145
03:09:18,879 --> 03:09:21,438
way.

7146
03:09:19,200 --> 03:09:23,760
>> I shoveled glue into a machine for 12

7147
03:09:21,439 --> 03:09:24,800
hours the next day. [laughter]

7148
03:09:23,760 --> 03:09:26,000
>> Glue.

7149
03:09:24,799 --> 03:09:27,438
>> Glue ice cream.

7150
03:09:26,000 --> 03:09:28,639
>> Throw up. Yeah, we were making the

7151
03:09:27,439 --> 03:09:29,200
packaging.

7152
03:09:28,639 --> 03:09:31,119
>> Glue.

7153
03:09:29,200 --> 03:09:31,520
>> We made the packaging. Wow, that's

7154
03:09:31,120 --> 03:09:32,640
crazy.

7155
03:09:31,520 --> 03:09:33,359
>> Did you get free ice cream?

7156
03:09:32,639 --> 03:09:36,171
>> That's crazy.

7157
03:09:33,359 --> 03:09:36,640
>> Uh, you could stick your hand in the ice

7158
03:09:36,171 --> 03:09:38,000
[laughter] cream.

7159
03:09:36,639 --> 03:09:40,000
>> We don't make ice cream you love. We

7160
03:09:38,000 --> 03:09:41,439
make the pocket ice cream.

7161
03:09:40,000 --> 03:09:42,719
>> Glue it into a machine. Sounds like

7162
03:09:41,439 --> 03:09:45,120
[ __ ] a sex doll.

7163
03:09:42,719 --> 03:09:46,959
>> It was Yeah, a lot of glue.

7164
03:09:45,120 --> 03:09:48,560
>> All right. When When do you decide when

7165
03:09:46,959 --> 03:09:50,719
you're going to do these walkabouts?

7166
03:09:48,559 --> 03:09:53,278
Like, how far out?

7167
03:09:50,719 --> 03:09:54,959
>> Well, in advance. Probably like a year.

7168
03:09:53,279 --> 03:09:56,000
>> So, like how much time between now and

7169
03:09:54,959 --> 03:09:57,039
the next walkabout?

7170
03:09:56,000 --> 03:09:58,478
>> No plans for the next one.

7171
03:09:57,040 --> 03:10:01,600
>> You've done Asia, you've done South

7172
03:09:58,478 --> 03:10:01,840
America. Go. Russ, no interest in

7173
03:10:01,600 --> 03:10:03,120
Russia.

7174
03:10:01,840 --> 03:10:04,990
>> Yeah, go to

7175
03:10:03,120 --> 03:10:06,960
>> Go get arrested, [ __ ] Africa

7176
03:10:04,990 --> 03:10:10,239
[laughter] would be cool.

7177
03:10:06,959 --> 03:10:12,000
>> Yeah, do it, [ __ ]

7178
03:10:10,239 --> 03:10:15,520
>> Go to Ghana.

7179
03:10:12,000 --> 03:10:16,398
>> Go to Ghana. Go to Go to [ __ ] Gaza.

7180
03:10:15,520 --> 03:10:17,040
>> I don't know where it'd [snorts] be

7181
03:10:16,398 --> 03:10:17,680
next.

7182
03:10:17,040 --> 03:10:19,600
>> I dare you.

7183
03:10:17,680 --> 03:10:22,000
>> Gaza's got no good coffee shops.

7184
03:10:19,600 --> 03:10:23,520
>> Not anymore. They're They're roasting.

7185
03:10:22,000 --> 03:10:24,478
>> But [laughter] they do. They do. You

7186
03:10:23,520 --> 03:10:26,399
did. They definitely did.

7187
03:10:24,478 --> 03:10:29,599
>> Jesus Christ.

7188
03:10:26,398 --> 03:10:32,559
>> Off the cuff. Off the cuff. You son of a

7189
03:10:29,600 --> 03:10:32,880
[ __ ] Uh yeah, I don't know where else

7190
03:10:32,559 --> 03:10:33,760
could you go.

7191
03:10:32,879 --> 03:10:34,719
>> Yeah, where you've done everything.

7192
03:10:33,760 --> 03:10:35,760
>> I want to go back to Asia. There's more

7193
03:10:34,719 --> 03:10:37,599
of Asia.

7194
03:10:35,760 --> 03:10:38,318
>> Philippines. I know. I really want to go

7195
03:10:37,600 --> 03:10:40,559
to Philippines.

7196
03:10:38,318 --> 03:10:41,359
>> Bombshell sex araxment suit against

7197
03:10:40,559 --> 03:10:43,359
who's that guy?

7198
03:10:41,359 --> 03:10:46,318
>> Lorna video has nothing to do with

7199
03:10:43,359 --> 03:10:48,720
>> JP Morgan branded complete fabrication

7200
03:10:46,318 --> 03:10:49,439
as John Doe unmasked. What is What is

7201
03:10:48,719 --> 03:10:50,559
this? You're showing us

7202
03:10:49,439 --> 03:10:52,159
>> story about earlier today.

7203
03:10:50,559 --> 03:10:53,039
>> Oh, with the lady. That's the guy who

7204
03:10:52,159 --> 03:10:54,079
made it.

7205
03:10:53,040 --> 03:10:54,880
>> Yeah,

7206
03:10:54,079 --> 03:10:57,279
>> that's the guy.

7207
03:10:54,879 --> 03:11:00,318
>> That's the guy. This is the guy who

7208
03:10:57,279 --> 03:11:03,040
worked. I knew it was fabricated to

7209
03:11:00,318 --> 03:11:04,559
>> everything is fabricated

7210
03:11:03,040 --> 03:11:05,359
fabricated.

7211
03:11:04,559 --> 03:11:06,239
>> Let me see the guy.

7212
03:11:05,359 --> 03:11:08,239
>> So what is this?

7213
03:11:06,239 --> 03:11:11,359
>> Show again. Show the girl

7214
03:11:08,239 --> 03:11:12,639
>> Indian Jared Fogle.

7215
03:11:11,359 --> 03:11:14,318
>> Think of her being like

7216
03:11:12,639 --> 03:11:15,920
>> not bad wood.

7217
03:11:14,318 --> 03:11:17,278
>> But imagine her. She's walking around

7218
03:11:15,920 --> 03:11:18,559
and everybody thinks that she said those

7219
03:11:17,279 --> 03:11:20,000
horrible things and talked about her

7220
03:11:18,559 --> 03:11:20,559
tits like they're cannons.

7221
03:11:20,000 --> 03:11:22,478
>> Cannon.

7222
03:11:20,559 --> 03:11:24,559
>> I'm so sorry you're embarrassed about

7223
03:11:22,478 --> 03:11:26,239
your bush. I'm embarrassed.

7224
03:11:24,559 --> 03:11:29,760
>> So this guy just made it all up.

7225
03:11:26,239 --> 03:11:32,879
>> Yeah. Look at it. The alleged face man.

7226
03:11:29,760 --> 03:11:33,920
>> He's got a [ __ ] name. Leno knows

7227
03:11:32,879 --> 03:11:35,119
>> he does.

7228
03:11:33,920 --> 03:11:37,200
>> Have you seen this? Have you heard about

7229
03:11:35,120 --> 03:11:38,000
>> now? Deleted court [laughter] papers.

7230
03:11:37,200 --> 03:11:39,200
>> The cannons.

7231
03:11:38,000 --> 03:11:42,799
>> Ah, he fell down a hill.

7232
03:11:39,200 --> 03:11:44,720
>> Whoa. Even turned up unannounced at R's

7233
03:11:42,799 --> 03:11:47,679
apartment and forced him to have sex.

7234
03:11:44,719 --> 03:11:48,719
Oh, that was the that was the lie.

7235
03:11:47,680 --> 03:11:50,159
>> The lie.

7236
03:11:48,719 --> 03:11:50,959
>> Well, good for her. She's been

7237
03:11:50,159 --> 03:11:52,639
exonerated.

7238
03:11:50,959 --> 03:11:54,478
>> Lady got to force you to have sex.

7239
03:11:52,639 --> 03:11:56,239
>> She categorically denies the

7240
03:11:54,478 --> 03:11:57,679
allegations. She never engaged in any

7241
03:11:56,239 --> 03:11:59,279
inappropriate conduct with this

7242
03:11:57,680 --> 03:12:01,600
individual of any kind and has never

7243
03:11:59,279 --> 03:12:03,520
been to the loca location where the

7244
03:12:01,600 --> 03:12:05,600
alleged sexual assault supposedly took

7245
03:12:03,520 --> 03:12:06,079
place. It's not sexual assault if a

7246
03:12:05,600 --> 03:12:07,279
girl.

7247
03:12:06,079 --> 03:12:08,478
>> Yeah. What do you forced you?

7248
03:12:07,279 --> 03:12:11,040
>> Like what are we talking about?

7249
03:12:08,478 --> 03:12:12,879
>> Come on. Just said come on 20 times in a

7250
03:12:11,040 --> 03:12:14,880
row. Sexually assault the guy.

7251
03:12:12,879 --> 03:12:17,199
>> I lost my virginity to a hooker when I

7252
03:12:14,879 --> 03:12:19,438
was 16. She was probably 50. It was the

7253
03:12:17,200 --> 03:12:21,600
best night of my life. I'm a survivor.

7254
03:12:19,439 --> 03:12:22,318
>> Oh man, look at they're posting pretty

7255
03:12:21,600 --> 03:12:23,920
pictures.

7256
03:12:22,318 --> 03:12:25,439
>> What about Winona Ryder? You heard about

7257
03:12:23,920 --> 03:12:27,520
her and Jamira?

7258
03:12:25,439 --> 03:12:28,880
>> What? No, she dating Jamquai and her

7259
03:12:27,520 --> 03:12:30,560
used to [ __ ] and he said I couldn't keep

7260
03:12:28,879 --> 03:12:30,959
up with her. She wanted to bang so much.

7261
03:12:30,559 --> 03:12:32,079
>> Wow.

7262
03:12:30,959 --> 03:12:33,919
>> It was like annoying.

7263
03:12:32,079 --> 03:12:35,279
>> Jamar Quai is making a comeback.

7264
03:12:33,920 --> 03:12:36,398
>> Unbelievable.

7265
03:12:35,279 --> 03:12:36,640
>> After that story.

7266
03:12:36,398 --> 03:12:40,478
>> Yeah,

7267
03:12:36,639 --> 03:12:41,920
>> I know. Huge. He said she had huge tits

7268
03:12:40,478 --> 03:12:43,760
and it was a problem. They were bigger

7269
03:12:41,920 --> 03:12:44,318
than they looked. But pull it up, J Mo.

7270
03:12:43,760 --> 03:12:45,680
I tripped.

7271
03:12:44,318 --> 03:12:46,398
>> I trained for that. You got to work out.

7272
03:12:45,680 --> 03:12:48,000
You got to go. Hey,

7273
03:12:46,398 --> 03:12:48,719
>> you got to be prepared for that level of

7274
03:12:48,000 --> 03:12:49,840
the game.

7275
03:12:48,719 --> 03:12:51,599
>> Yeah. [laughter]

7276
03:12:49,840 --> 03:12:53,600
>> He wasn't ready. The lights were too

7277
03:12:51,600 --> 03:12:55,439
bright. But how crazy is that with Nona

7278
03:12:53,600 --> 03:12:56,880
Ryder? Like imagine kicking her out of

7279
03:12:55,439 --> 03:12:58,318
bed like you want to [ __ ] too much.

7280
03:12:56,879 --> 03:13:01,519
>> And this is like 30 years ago.

7281
03:12:58,318 --> 03:13:03,119
>> Think about it. Go to Jamur Cry.

7282
03:13:01,520 --> 03:13:03,439
>> Jamie, delete that. Jamie.

7283
03:13:03,120 --> 03:13:04,720
>> Nope.

7284
03:13:03,439 --> 03:13:05,200
>> No. Keep [laughter] it in.

7285
03:13:04,719 --> 03:13:07,039
>> Keep it in.

7286
03:13:05,200 --> 03:13:10,358
>> It was actually good. But you're just

7287
03:13:07,040 --> 03:13:11,600
It's your liability is the issue.

7288
03:13:10,358 --> 03:13:13,040
[laughter]

7289
03:13:11,600 --> 03:13:15,840
>> It was a really good joke. If I said it,

7290
03:13:13,040 --> 03:13:17,680
we'd all be going

7291
03:13:15,840 --> 03:13:19,040
quiet. Such a weird name. What was his

7292
03:13:17,680 --> 03:13:19,600
big song? He had that one really good

7293
03:13:19,040 --> 03:13:22,240
song.

7294
03:13:19,600 --> 03:13:23,760
>> Virtual Insanity.

7295
03:13:22,239 --> 03:13:25,920
sick ass music video where he was

7296
03:13:23,760 --> 03:13:26,800
dancing dancing really cool. Yeah.

7297
03:13:25,920 --> 03:13:28,238
>> No, Jamar.

7298
03:13:26,799 --> 03:13:29,920
>> Yeah, that one. What was the song?

7299
03:13:28,238 --> 03:13:31,520
>> Oh, huge mommy milkers is what he said

7300
03:13:29,920 --> 03:13:32,719
about her tits. There's a bunch of memes

7301
03:13:31,520 --> 03:13:33,200
going around. So, the story.

7302
03:13:32,719 --> 03:13:34,559
>> No thanks.

7303
03:13:33,200 --> 03:13:35,760
>> Are we sure that this is true though?

7304
03:13:34,559 --> 03:13:36,639
Did he really say this?

7305
03:13:35,760 --> 03:13:38,159
>> There it is.

7306
03:13:36,639 --> 03:13:39,840
>> Mommy, what's a mommy milker?

7307
03:13:38,159 --> 03:13:41,279
>> The memes about the shocking viral

7308
03:13:39,840 --> 03:13:43,120
story. Look how hot she was.

7309
03:13:41,279 --> 03:13:44,880
>> She was very

7310
03:13:43,120 --> 03:13:46,000
>> She was hot and she liked to shoplift.

7311
03:13:44,879 --> 03:13:46,879
She's your kind of girl, Nor.

7312
03:13:46,000 --> 03:13:48,559
>> Oh, yeah. Big fan.

7313
03:13:46,879 --> 03:13:49,759
>> You guys shoplift together?

7314
03:13:48,559 --> 03:13:51,840
>> Oh, yeah. I'll show her some [snorts]

7315
03:13:49,760 --> 03:13:53,680
strange things. Wow.

7316
03:13:51,840 --> 03:13:55,279
Her boobs are too big and she wanted to

7317
03:13:53,680 --> 03:13:56,639
have sex all the Why do they have to

7318
03:13:55,279 --> 03:13:57,600
cross out sex?

7319
03:13:56,639 --> 03:13:59,358
>> What happened to America?

7320
03:13:57,600 --> 03:14:01,279
>> It's an algorithm thing. It's just like

7321
03:13:59,359 --> 03:14:03,680
things don't get suppressed. I know.

7322
03:14:01,279 --> 03:14:04,319
>> But are too big. Well, it's everything.

7323
03:14:03,680 --> 03:14:06,159
>> What does that mean?

7324
03:14:04,318 --> 03:14:08,799
>> You know, in uh on Tik Tok, you can't

7325
03:14:06,159 --> 03:14:11,039
use a juice box emoji. That's right.

7326
03:14:08,799 --> 03:14:11,438
>> People using it for the juice.

7327
03:14:11,040 --> 03:14:12,880
>> Yes.

7328
03:14:11,439 --> 03:14:15,680
>> But we love juice boxes.

7329
03:14:12,879 --> 03:14:17,519
>> Yeah. But they they don't

7330
03:14:15,680 --> 03:14:19,600
talk about free juice box, buddy. Jews

7331
03:14:17,520 --> 03:14:20,880
are all about that. But now the Jews own

7332
03:14:19,600 --> 03:14:21,760
Tik Tok.

7333
03:14:20,879 --> 03:14:22,159
>> That's right.

7334
03:14:21,760 --> 03:14:23,520
>> Really?

7335
03:14:22,159 --> 03:14:24,559
>> I think. Did it go through?

7336
03:14:23,520 --> 03:14:26,238
>> Yeah. What's that guy's name?

7337
03:14:24,559 --> 03:14:28,639
>> They took it from China and sold it to

7338
03:14:26,238 --> 03:14:29,840
>> They purchased it at a reasonable rate.

7339
03:14:28,639 --> 03:14:32,000
>> Ellison.

7340
03:14:29,840 --> 03:14:33,040
>> Yeah, Ellison's Jewish.

7341
03:14:32,000 --> 03:14:35,439
>> You got to see that face.

7342
03:14:33,040 --> 03:14:39,439
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Larson mug. It

7343
03:14:35,439 --> 03:14:39,840
looks like his mantle. [laughter]

7344
03:14:39,439 --> 03:14:41,760
[gasps]

7345
03:14:39,840 --> 03:14:43,600
>> Yeah. I think Well, it's like they own

7346
03:14:41,760 --> 03:14:44,318
Tik Tok now and I think they're trying

7347
03:14:43,600 --> 03:14:45,359
to own

7348
03:14:44,318 --> 03:14:48,559
>> the weather.

7349
03:14:45,359 --> 03:14:51,040
>> ABC. hate the weather. That was that

7350
03:14:48,559 --> 03:14:53,039
thing true about Iran that like they

7351
03:14:51,040 --> 03:14:54,319
they shot down some weather station and

7352
03:14:53,040 --> 03:14:56,239
then all a sudden started raining LIKE

7353
03:14:54,318 --> 03:14:57,760
CRAZY IN IRAN.

7354
03:14:56,238 --> 03:15:00,000
>> BUT THEN I READ that that's horseshit

7355
03:14:57,760 --> 03:15:00,880
and that they have the same amount of

7356
03:15:00,000 --> 03:15:02,398
rain every year.

7357
03:15:00,879 --> 03:15:04,478
>> So that's the thing. You can't buy into

7358
03:15:02,398 --> 03:15:06,238
all those. Those are conspiracies

7359
03:15:04,478 --> 03:15:07,119
created by

7360
03:15:06,238 --> 03:15:08,398
>> you guys are hilarious.

7361
03:15:07,120 --> 03:15:10,560
>> They go you guys are dumb as [ __ ]

7362
03:15:08,398 --> 03:15:12,398
You'll believe we created the weather.

7363
03:15:10,559 --> 03:15:15,039
And then when you say that control it,

7364
03:15:12,398 --> 03:15:17,439
of course, but then you go, but you

7365
03:15:15,040 --> 03:15:19,279
definitely bombed kids

7366
03:15:17,439 --> 03:15:20,238
>> and that's not a conspiracy,

7367
03:15:19,279 --> 03:15:20,800
>> right?

7368
03:15:20,238 --> 03:15:22,000
>> But also

7369
03:15:20,799 --> 03:15:24,000
>> they bombed everybody.

7370
03:15:22,000 --> 03:15:25,600
>> The US to the Jerusalem Post has

7371
03:15:24,000 --> 03:15:26,398
>> bombed way more children. It

7372
03:15:25,600 --> 03:15:28,880
>> was stolen, right?

7373
03:15:26,398 --> 03:15:30,799
>> What do you mean? The United States

7374
03:15:28,879 --> 03:15:31,599
>> has killed way more children than what

7375
03:15:30,799 --> 03:15:34,079
you're talking about.

7376
03:15:31,600 --> 03:15:35,760
>> Oh, but can we do this the way you guys

7377
03:15:34,079 --> 03:15:36,478
The way you guys did where it was uh

7378
03:15:35,760 --> 03:15:37,840
Look at this story.

7379
03:15:36,478 --> 03:15:39,599
>> Yeah, you guys. I don't know.

7380
03:15:37,840 --> 03:15:41,680
>> Well, you're you're going against the

7381
03:15:39,600 --> 03:15:42,880
US. Look at this story. As fighting

7382
03:15:41,680 --> 03:15:44,479
escalated, air corridors were

7383
03:15:42,879 --> 03:15:46,478
restricted, social media posts alleged

7384
03:15:44,478 --> 03:15:48,559
that cloud seeding aircraft used by the

7385
03:15:46,478 --> 03:15:51,119
US and its allies have been grounded,

7386
03:15:48,559 --> 03:15:53,278
causing stolen rains to return.

7387
03:15:51,120 --> 03:15:54,720
>> So, we've been stealing rains from Iran

7388
03:15:53,279 --> 03:15:56,880
for a long time.

7389
03:15:54,719 --> 03:15:58,799
>> Wow. Look at that. Look how dope that

7390
03:15:56,879 --> 03:16:00,079
building is. Look at that building.

7391
03:15:58,799 --> 03:16:00,639
>> Is that an Iranian building?

7392
03:16:00,079 --> 03:16:03,120
>> Looks like it.

7393
03:16:00,639 --> 03:16:06,000
>> That building is dope as [ __ ]

7394
03:16:03,120 --> 03:16:07,120
>> We should make a tag. When When I buy a

7395
03:16:06,000 --> 03:16:09,200
ranch, [laughter]

7396
03:16:07,120 --> 03:16:11,040
>> when I buy a ranch, we should cause that

7397
03:16:09,200 --> 03:16:11,760
make that our podcast studio.

7398
03:16:11,040 --> 03:16:13,439
>> I don't know. Don't

7399
03:16:11,760 --> 03:16:14,478
>> make it look just like that.

7400
03:16:13,439 --> 03:16:16,720
>> I'm not sure you want that.

7401
03:16:14,478 --> 03:16:18,318
>> AI is going to detect it.

7402
03:16:16,719 --> 03:16:20,799
>> See what it says on the outside.

7403
03:16:18,318 --> 03:16:22,079
>> Maybe it says something cool.

7404
03:16:20,799 --> 03:16:23,039
>> [ __ ] [laughter] yeah.

7405
03:16:22,079 --> 03:16:24,079
>> In Arabic. [ __ ]

7406
03:16:23,040 --> 03:16:26,080
>> It says America.

7407
03:16:24,079 --> 03:16:27,840
>> America. [ __ ] yeah. In Arabic.

7408
03:16:26,079 --> 03:16:28,318
>> The Arabic writing is dope as [ __ ]

7409
03:16:27,840 --> 03:16:29,359
though.

7410
03:16:28,318 --> 03:16:30,879
>> They invented. It looks cool.

7411
03:16:29,359 --> 03:16:31,840
>> It looks pretty slick. They invented

7412
03:16:30,879 --> 03:16:33,278
writing. Where'd you hear that?

7413
03:16:31,840 --> 03:16:34,559
>> Well, numbers, I should say.

7414
03:16:33,279 --> 03:16:35,120
>> I thought that's great. They came up

7415
03:16:34,559 --> 03:16:35,920
with numbers.

7416
03:16:35,120 --> 03:16:37,600
>> What did Greek do?

7417
03:16:35,920 --> 03:16:38,879
>> Give them that. But look, thanks, guys.

7418
03:16:37,600 --> 03:16:39,760
What a great episode we had.

7419
03:16:38,879 --> 03:16:42,580
>> We had a good time.

7420
03:16:39,760 --> 03:16:42,719
>> Hey, should we get dinner? I'm starving.

7421
03:16:42,581 --> 03:16:44,719
[laughter]

7422
03:16:42,719 --> 03:16:47,679
>> Fun time, boys. Uh

7423
03:16:44,719 --> 03:16:49,119
>> oh jeez. Next one. Two months. Let's do

7424
03:16:47,680 --> 03:16:50,238
two [laughter] months. Let's keep them

7425
03:16:49,120 --> 03:16:51,120
regular.

7426
03:16:50,238 --> 03:16:52,639
>> Two months.

7427
03:16:51,120 --> 03:16:52,960
>> Come on. We can do [laughter] two

7428
03:16:52,639 --> 03:16:54,639
months.

7429
03:16:52,959 --> 03:16:56,398
>> Come on. We're in May right now. Is it

7430
03:16:54,639 --> 03:16:57,278
May yet? It's close.

7431
03:16:56,398 --> 03:16:59,119
>> Tomorrow is first.

7432
03:16:57,279 --> 03:17:01,200
>> Tomorrow's May. Yeah. Today when this

7433
03:16:59,120 --> 03:17:03,920
comes out, it's May 1st. These guys go a

7434
03:17:01,200 --> 03:17:04,800
lot of editing for JMO.

7435
03:17:03,920 --> 03:17:07,120
Just the end part.

7436
03:17:04,799 --> 03:17:09,199
>> Speaking of the end, new story available

7437
03:17:07,120 --> 03:17:09,920
at.com right now. Starring Shane Gillis

7438
03:17:09,200 --> 03:17:12,560
and Mark Norman.

7439
03:17:09,920 --> 03:17:13,760
>> Available at reshafir.com.

7440
03:17:12,559 --> 03:17:14,639
There it is. The end.

7441
03:17:13,760 --> 03:17:16,960
>> Look at all those people. Look how

7442
03:17:14,639 --> 03:17:18,478
terrible. Look at you. Handsome son of a

7443
03:17:16,959 --> 03:17:19,519
[ __ ] You look like you belong in that

7444
03:17:18,478 --> 03:17:21,278
period of time.

7445
03:17:19,520 --> 03:17:23,600
>> I wish. I got I got a Netflix special

7446
03:17:21,279 --> 03:17:25,439
out. Check it out. Let's bump it back up

7447
03:17:23,600 --> 03:17:28,640
and uh Tuesday stories. We might be

7448
03:17:25,439 --> 03:17:30,479
drunk. Praise Allah. Jews kill Jesus.

7449
03:17:28,639 --> 03:17:31,199
Uh, tires, new season. When's the new

7450
03:17:30,478 --> 03:17:33,278
season coming out?

7451
03:17:31,200 --> 03:17:34,479
>> Uh, I don't know if I'm allowed to say.

7452
03:17:33,279 --> 03:17:34,720
Should be around August.

7453
03:17:34,478 --> 03:17:35,599
>> Okay.

7454
03:17:34,719 --> 03:17:37,438
>> Okay. Yeah.

7455
03:17:35,600 --> 03:17:38,559
>> Oh, yeah.

7456
03:17:37,439 --> 03:17:40,398
>> Love you guys.

7457
03:17:38,559 --> 03:17:41,600
>> Love you guys. Shout out to everybody

7458
03:17:40,398 --> 03:17:44,150
out there listening.

7459
03:17:41,600 --> 03:17:46,171
>> Parks are safe. Chihuahua.

7460
03:17:44,150 --> 03:17:46,171
[music]

7461
03:17:53,977 --> 03:17:55,996
>> [music]