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but say what you want about America land

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of the free home of the brave we got

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some dumbass floating

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around this country dumb ass

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you

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know now obviously that doesn't include

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this audience I understand that you seem

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intelligent and perceptive but the rest

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of them holy jumping

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dumber than a second coat of

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paint and this ain't just ranting and

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Raven this ain't just blowing off steam

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I got little evidence to support my

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claim it just seems to me seems to me

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that only a really low IQ population

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could have taken this beautiful

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continent This Magnificent American

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landscape that we

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inherited well actually we stole it from

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the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it

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was nice when we stole it it looked

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pretty good it was

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pristine Paradise have you seen it

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lately have you taken a good look at it

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lately is embarrassing only a

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nation of unenlightened half wits could

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have taken this beautiful place and

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turned it into what it is today a

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shopping mall a big shopping

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mall you know

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that that's all you got that's all

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you've got here folks mile after mile of

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mall after Mall many many malls major

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malls and mini malls they put the mini

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malls in between the major malls and in

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between the mini malls they put put the

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mini Marts and in between the mini Mars

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you got the car lots gas stations

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muffler shops laundr mats cheap hotels

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fast food joints strip clubs and dirty

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bookstores America the beautiful one big

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transcontinental commercial Cesspool and

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how did the people feel about all this

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how do the people feel about living in a

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coast to coast shopping mall well they

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think it's just

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Dandy they think it is cool as can be

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cuz Americans love the mall they love

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them allall that's where they get to

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satisfy their two most prominent

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addictions at the same time shopping and

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eating millions of semiconscious

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Americans dayf today shuffling through

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the malls shopping and eating especially

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eating Americans love to eat they are

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they are fatally attracted to the slow

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death of fast food hot dogs corn dogs

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triple bacon cheeseburgers deep fried

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butter dipped in pork fat and cheese

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whiz mayonnaise soak barbecue mozzarella

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Patty melts Americans will eat anything

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anything anything if you were selling

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sauted raccoons on the

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stick Americans would buy them and eat

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them especially if you dipped them in

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butter and put a little salsa on

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them this country is Big Time Pig time

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forget the bald eagle you know what the

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national emblem of this country ought to

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be a big bowl of macaroni and cheese a

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big bowl cuz everything in this country

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is king size king size extra large in

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super jumbo especially the

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people have you seen some some of the

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people in this country have you taken a

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good look at some of these big fat

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walking around big fat

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oh my God huge piles of

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redundant

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protoplasm lumbering through the malls

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like a fleet of Interstate buses the

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people in this country are immense

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massive bellies monstrous thighs and big

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fat

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asses and if you stand there for a

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minute and you look at one of them you

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look at one of them you you you begin to

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wonder how does this woman take a

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how does she

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and even more frightening how does

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she wipe her

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ass can she even locate her

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she must require

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assistance are paramedics trained in

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this

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field and standing right next to her of

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course with a plate full of nachos and a

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mouthful of Pie as her clueless

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husband Joe sixpack

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with his monstrous swollen beer belly

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hanging dangerously out over his Bel

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beer belt buckle this guy ain't seen his

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dick since the Nixon

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Administration and if you stand there

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and you look at the two of them you

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begin to wonder to

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yourself do these people

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is this man actually capable of

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this woman it doesn't seem

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structurally

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possible that these two people could

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achieve

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penetration maybe they're in that cir do

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so play or

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something telling you the people in this

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country are every half every every one

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of them is 50 lbs overweight they are

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gargantuan and in the summertime God

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help

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us in the summertime they all want to

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wear short pants Jesus Lord protector of

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all that is good and holy deliver me

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from fat people in short pants they all

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got short pants big bellies fat thighs

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and dumb kids short pants big bellies

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fat thighs and dumb kids every one of

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them's got two dumbass kids with them

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and the whole family is wearing t-shirts

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and every one of them's got the same

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t-shirt I'm with

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stupid apparently in this country the

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stupids are an extended family and

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besides wearing them t-shirts everyone

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in the family's got on a backpack they

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got a backpack strapped to their back so

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they can carry around lots of stupid

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and the reason they got to carry

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their stupid strapped to their

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backs is because their hands must remain

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free at all times to hold

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food and to get that food up to the

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mouth where it gets shov in with all the

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rest of the disgusting they ate

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that

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day

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and another reason for the backpacks is

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these people are going to buy even more

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stupid they ain't got enough stupid

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at home they just had a stupid

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sale they going to buy more they're

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going to go out in the parking lot and

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stuff this stuff into the big fat ugly

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oversized

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SUV that's got plenty of room in it

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plenty of room in it for stupid and

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lots of room left over for these big fat

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ugly to get them home

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stopping of course for jelly roll and

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fried

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dough these people these people are

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efficient professional compulsive

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consumers it's their civic duty

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consumption it's the new National

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Pastime baseball it's consumption

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the only true lasting American value

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that's left buying things buying things

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people spending money they don't have on

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things they don't need money they don't

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have on things they don't need so they

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can max out their credit cards and spend

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the rest of their lives paying 18%

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interest on something to cost

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$1250 and they didn't like it when they

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got it home anyway not too bright folks

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not too bright but if you talk

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to one of them about this if you isolate

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one of them you sit them down rationally

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you talk to them about the low iq's and

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the dumb Behavior and the bad decisions

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right away they start talking about

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education that's the big answer to

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everything education they said we need

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more money for Education we need more

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more books more teachers more classrooms

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more schools we need more testing for

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the kids you say to them well you know

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we've tried all of that and the kids

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still can't pass the test ah don't you

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worry about that we're going to lower

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the passing grades and that's what they

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do in a lot of these schools now they

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lower the passing grades so more kids

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can pass more kids pass the school looks

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good everybody's happy the IQ of the

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country slips another two or three

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points and pretty soon all you'll need

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to get into college is a

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pencil got a pencil get the in

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there it's

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physics then everyone wonders why 17

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other countries graduate more scientists

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than we do education politicians know

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that word they use it on you politicians

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have traditionally hidden behind three

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things the flag the Bible and children

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No Child Left Behind No Child Left

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Behind oh really well it wasn't long ago

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you were talking about giving kids a

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Head Start Head Start left behind

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someone's losing ground

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here but there's a reason there's a

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reason there's a reason for this there's

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a reason education sucks and it's the

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same reason that it will never ever ever

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be fixed it's never going to get any

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better don't look for it be happy with

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what you got because the owners of this

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country don't want that I'm talking

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about the real owners now the real

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owners the big wealthy business interest

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that control things and make all the

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important decisions forget the

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politicians the politicians are put

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there to give you the idea that you have

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freedom of choice you don't you have no

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choice you have owners they own you they

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own everything they own all the

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important land they own and control the

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corporations they've long since bought

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and paid for the Senate the Congress the

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state houses the City Halls they got the

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judges in their back pockets and they

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own all the big media companies so they

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control just about all of the news and

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information you get to hear they got you

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by the balls they they spend billions of

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dollars every year lobbying lobbying to

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get what they want well we know what

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they want they want more for themselves

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and less for everybody else but I'll

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tell you what they don't want they don't

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want a population of citizens capable of

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critical thinking they don't want

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well-informed well-educated people

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capable of critical thinking they not

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interested in that that doesn't help

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them that's against their interest

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that's right they don't want people who

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are smart enough to sit around the

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kitchen table and figure out how badly

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they're getting by a system that

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threw them overboard 30 years

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ago they don't want that you know what

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they want they want obedient workers

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obedient workers people who are just

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smart enough to run the machines and do

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the paperwork and just dumb enough to

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passively accept all these increasingly

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shittier jobs with the lower pay the

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longer hours the reduced benefits the

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end of overtime and the vanishing

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pension that disappears the minute you

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go to collect it and now they're coming

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for your Social Security money they want

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your retirement money they want

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it back so they can give it to their

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criminal friends on Wall Street and you

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know something they'll get it they'll

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get it all from you sooner or later cuz

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they own this place it's a big

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club and you ain't in

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it you and I are not in the big club by

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the way it's the same big Club they used

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to beat you over the head with all day

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long when they tell you what to believe

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all day long beating you over the head

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in their media telling you what to

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believe what to think and what to buy

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the table is tilted folks the game is

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rigged and nobody seems to notice nobody

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seems to care good honest hardworking

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people white collar Blue Collar doesn't

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matter what color shirt you have on good

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honest hardworking people continue these

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are people of modest means continue to

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elect these rich who don't

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give a about them they don't give a

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about you they don't give a

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about you they don't care about you at

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all at all at

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all man you

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know and nobody seems to notice nobody

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seems to care that's what the owners

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count on the fact that Americans will

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probably remain willfully ignorant of

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the big red white and blue dick that's

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being jammed up their every day

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because the owners of this country know

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the truth it's called The American Dream

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cuz you have to be asleep to believe it