[00:00] but say what you want about America land
[00:02] of the free home of the brave we got
[00:04] some dumbass floating
[00:06] around this country dumb ass
[00:08] you
[00:11] know now obviously that doesn't include
[00:14] this audience I understand that you seem
[00:16] intelligent and perceptive but the rest
[00:18] of them holy jumping
[00:21] dumber than a second coat of
[00:25] paint and this ain't just ranting and
[00:28] Raven this ain't just blowing off steam
[00:29] I got little evidence to support my
[00:31] claim it just seems to me seems to me
[00:35] that only a really low IQ population
[00:38] could have taken this beautiful
[00:40] continent This Magnificent American
[00:42] landscape that we
[00:44] inherited well actually we stole it from
[00:46] the Mexicans and the Indians but hey it
[00:49] was nice when we stole it it looked
[00:52] pretty good it was
[00:54] pristine Paradise have you seen it
[00:57] lately have you taken a good look at it
[01:00] lately is embarrassing only a
[01:03] nation of unenlightened half wits could
[01:06] have taken this beautiful place and
[01:08] turned it into what it is today a
[01:10] shopping mall a big shopping
[01:14] mall you know
[01:17] that that's all you got that's all
[01:19] you've got here folks mile after mile of
[01:22] mall after Mall many many malls major
[01:25] malls and mini malls they put the mini
[01:27] malls in between the major malls and in
[01:28] between the mini malls they put put the
[01:30] mini Marts and in between the mini Mars
[01:31] you got the car lots gas stations
[01:33] muffler shops laundr mats cheap hotels
[01:36] fast food joints strip clubs and dirty
[01:38] bookstores America the beautiful one big
[01:40] transcontinental commercial Cesspool and
[01:43] how did the people feel about all this
[01:44] how do the people feel about living in a
[01:46] coast to coast shopping mall well they
[01:48] think it's just
[01:51] Dandy they think it is cool as can be
[01:54] cuz Americans love the mall they love
[01:57] them allall that's where they get to
[01:58] satisfy their two most prominent
[02:00] addictions at the same time shopping and
[02:04] eating millions of semiconscious
[02:06] Americans dayf today shuffling through
[02:09] the malls shopping and eating especially
[02:12] eating Americans love to eat they are
[02:14] they are fatally attracted to the slow
[02:16] death of fast food hot dogs corn dogs
[02:19] triple bacon cheeseburgers deep fried
[02:21] butter dipped in pork fat and cheese
[02:22] whiz mayonnaise soak barbecue mozzarella
[02:24] Patty melts Americans will eat anything
[02:26] anything anything if you were selling
[02:29] sauted raccoons on the
[02:32] stick Americans would buy them and eat
[02:35] them especially if you dipped them in
[02:37] butter and put a little salsa on
[02:39] them this country is Big Time Pig time
[02:43] forget the bald eagle you know what the
[02:45] national emblem of this country ought to
[02:46] be a big bowl of macaroni and cheese a
[02:50] big bowl cuz everything in this country
[02:51] is king size king size extra large in
[02:54] super jumbo especially the
[02:57] people have you seen some some of the
[03:00] people in this country have you taken a
[03:02] good look at some of these big fat
[03:04] walking around big fat
[03:09] oh my God huge piles of
[03:12] redundant
[03:14] protoplasm lumbering through the malls
[03:16] like a fleet of Interstate buses the
[03:19] people in this country are immense
[03:21] massive bellies monstrous thighs and big
[03:23] fat
[03:25] asses and if you stand there for a
[03:27] minute and you look at one of them you
[03:29] look at one of them you you you begin to
[03:31] wonder how does this woman take a
[03:36] how does she
[03:38] and even more frightening how does
[03:40] she wipe her
[03:42] ass can she even locate her
[03:45] she must require
[03:48] assistance are paramedics trained in
[03:51] this
[03:52] field and standing right next to her of
[03:54] course with a plate full of nachos and a
[03:56] mouthful of Pie as her clueless
[03:58] husband Joe sixpack
[04:00] with his monstrous swollen beer belly
[04:02] hanging dangerously out over his Bel
[04:03] beer belt buckle this guy ain't seen his
[04:05] dick since the Nixon
[04:08] Administration and if you stand there
[04:10] and you look at the two of them you
[04:11] begin to wonder to
[04:13] yourself do these people
[04:16] is this man actually capable of
[04:19] this woman it doesn't seem
[04:22] structurally
[04:23] possible that these two people could
[04:25] achieve
[04:27] penetration maybe they're in that cir do
[04:29] so play or
[04:31] something telling you the people in this
[04:34] country are every half every every one
[04:37] of them is 50 lbs overweight they are
[04:39] gargantuan and in the summertime God
[04:41] help
[04:42] us in the summertime they all want to
[04:45] wear short pants Jesus Lord protector of
[04:49] all that is good and holy deliver me
[04:51] from fat people in short pants they all
[04:54] got short pants big bellies fat thighs
[04:56] and dumb kids short pants big bellies
[04:58] fat thighs and dumb kids every one of
[05:00] them's got two dumbass kids with them
[05:02] and the whole family is wearing t-shirts
[05:03] and every one of them's got the same
[05:05] t-shirt I'm with
[05:07] stupid apparently in this country the
[05:09] stupids are an extended family and
[05:12] besides wearing them t-shirts everyone
[05:13] in the family's got on a backpack they
[05:15] got a backpack strapped to their back so
[05:17] they can carry around lots of stupid
[05:19] and the reason they got to carry
[05:21] their stupid strapped to their
[05:22] backs is because their hands must remain
[05:24] free at all times to hold
[05:26] food and to get that food up to the
[05:28] mouth where it gets shov in with all the
[05:30] rest of the disgusting they ate
[05:32] that
[05:33] day
[05:35] and another reason for the backpacks is
[05:38] these people are going to buy even more
[05:40] stupid they ain't got enough stupid
[05:42] at home they just had a stupid
[05:44] sale they going to buy more they're
[05:46] going to go out in the parking lot and
[05:47] stuff this stuff into the big fat ugly
[05:49] oversized
[05:51] SUV that's got plenty of room in it
[05:53] plenty of room in it for stupid and
[05:55] lots of room left over for these big fat
[05:56] ugly to get them home
[05:59] stopping of course for jelly roll and
[06:01] fried
[06:02] dough these people these people are
[06:04] efficient professional compulsive
[06:06] consumers it's their civic duty
[06:09] consumption it's the new National
[06:11] Pastime baseball it's consumption
[06:14] the only true lasting American value
[06:16] that's left buying things buying things
[06:20] people spending money they don't have on
[06:22] things they don't need money they don't
[06:23] have on things they don't need so they
[06:25] can max out their credit cards and spend
[06:27] the rest of their lives paying 18%
[06:28] interest on something to cost
[06:30] $1250 and they didn't like it when they
[06:32] got it home anyway not too bright folks
[06:35] not too bright but if you talk
[06:37] to one of them about this if you isolate
[06:38] one of them you sit them down rationally
[06:39] you talk to them about the low iq's and
[06:42] the dumb Behavior and the bad decisions
[06:44] right away they start talking about
[06:45] education that's the big answer to
[06:46] everything education they said we need
[06:48] more money for Education we need more
[06:50] more books more teachers more classrooms
[06:52] more schools we need more testing for
[06:54] the kids you say to them well you know
[06:56] we've tried all of that and the kids
[06:57] still can't pass the test ah don't you
[07:00] worry about that we're going to lower
[07:01] the passing grades and that's what they
[07:03] do in a lot of these schools now they
[07:04] lower the passing grades so more kids
[07:05] can pass more kids pass the school looks
[07:08] good everybody's happy the IQ of the
[07:09] country slips another two or three
[07:10] points and pretty soon all you'll need
[07:12] to get into college is a
[07:15] pencil got a pencil get the in
[07:17] there it's
[07:18] physics then everyone wonders why 17
[07:20] other countries graduate more scientists
[07:22] than we do education politicians know
[07:25] that word they use it on you politicians
[07:27] have traditionally hidden behind three
[07:29] things the flag the Bible and children
[07:33] No Child Left Behind No Child Left
[07:35] Behind oh really well it wasn't long ago
[07:37] you were talking about giving kids a
[07:38] Head Start Head Start left behind
[07:41] someone's losing ground
[07:44] here but there's a reason there's a
[07:46] reason there's a reason for this there's
[07:48] a reason education sucks and it's the
[07:50] same reason that it will never ever ever
[07:53] be fixed it's never going to get any
[07:54] better don't look for it be happy with
[07:57] what you got because the owners of this
[08:00] country don't want that I'm talking
[08:02] about the real owners now the real
[08:04] owners the big wealthy business interest
[08:07] that control things and make all the
[08:08] important decisions forget the
[08:10] politicians the politicians are put
[08:12] there to give you the idea that you have
[08:13] freedom of choice you don't you have no
[08:17] choice you have owners they own you they
[08:20] own everything they own all the
[08:22] important land they own and control the
[08:25] corporations they've long since bought
[08:26] and paid for the Senate the Congress the
[08:28] state houses the City Halls they got the
[08:29] judges in their back pockets and they
[08:31] own all the big media companies so they
[08:33] control just about all of the news and
[08:35] information you get to hear they got you
[08:37] by the balls they they spend billions of
[08:39] dollars every year lobbying lobbying to
[08:43] get what they want well we know what
[08:46] they want they want more for themselves
[08:48] and less for everybody else but I'll
[08:50] tell you what they don't want they don't
[08:52] want a population of citizens capable of
[08:54] critical thinking they don't want
[08:55] well-informed well-educated people
[08:58] capable of critical thinking they not
[08:59] interested in that that doesn't help
[09:01] them that's against their interest
[09:03] that's right they don't want people who
[09:06] are smart enough to sit around the
[09:07] kitchen table and figure out how badly
[09:08] they're getting by a system that
[09:10] threw them overboard 30 years
[09:11] ago they don't want that you know what
[09:13] they want they want obedient workers
[09:16] obedient workers people who are just
[09:19] smart enough to run the machines and do
[09:20] the paperwork and just dumb enough to
[09:23] passively accept all these increasingly
[09:25] shittier jobs with the lower pay the
[09:27] longer hours the reduced benefits the
[09:29] end of overtime and the vanishing
[09:30] pension that disappears the minute you
[09:32] go to collect it and now they're coming
[09:34] for your Social Security money they want
[09:36] your retirement money they want
[09:38] it back so they can give it to their
[09:41] criminal friends on Wall Street and you
[09:43] know something they'll get it they'll
[09:44] get it all from you sooner or later cuz
[09:46] they own this place it's a big
[09:49] club and you ain't in
[09:51] it you and I are not in the big club by
[09:56] the way it's the same big Club they used
[09:57] to beat you over the head with all day
[09:58] long when they tell you what to believe
[10:00] all day long beating you over the head
[10:01] in their media telling you what to
[10:03] believe what to think and what to buy
[10:05] the table is tilted folks the game is
[10:07] rigged and nobody seems to notice nobody
[10:10] seems to care good honest hardworking
[10:13] people white collar Blue Collar doesn't
[10:15] matter what color shirt you have on good
[10:17] honest hardworking people continue these
[10:19] are people of modest means continue to
[10:21] elect these rich who don't
[10:23] give a about them they don't give a
[10:25] about you they don't give a
[10:27] about you they don't care about you at
[10:30] all at all at
[10:32] all man you
[10:36] know and nobody seems to notice nobody
[10:39] seems to care that's what the owners
[10:40] count on the fact that Americans will
[10:42] probably remain willfully ignorant of
[10:45] the big red white and blue dick that's
[10:46] being jammed up their every day
[10:49] because the owners of this country know
[10:51] the truth it's called The American Dream
[10:54] cuz you have to be asleep to believe it