now there's one thing you might have
noticed I don't complain
about
politicians everybody complains about
politicians everybody says they suck
yeah well where do people think these
politicians come from they don't fall
out of the sky they don't pass through a
membrane from another reality they come
from American parents and American
families American Homes American schools
American churches American businesses
and American universities and they're
elected by American citizens this is the
best we can do folks this is what we
have to offer it's what our system
produces garbage in garbage out if you
have selfish ignorant citizens if you
have selfish ignorant citizens you're
going to get selfish ignorant leaders
and term limits ain't going to do you
any good you're just going to wind up
with a brand new bunch of selfish
ignorant Americans so maybe maybe maybe
it's not the politicians who suck maybe
something else sucks around here like
the public
yeah the public sucks there's a nice
campaign slogan for somebody the public
sucks [ __ ] hope [ __ ]
hope because if it's really just the
fault of these politicians then where
are all the other bright people of
conscience where are all the bright
honest intelligent Americans ready to
step in and save the nation and lead the
way we don't have people like that in
this country everybody's at the mall
scratching his ass picking his nose
taking his credit card out of his fanny
pack and buying a pair of sneakers with
lights in
them so I have solve this little
political dilemma for myself in a very
simple way on Election Day I stay home I
don't vote [ __ ] them [ __ ] them I don't
vote two reasons two reasons I don't
vote first of all it's meaningless this
country was bought and sold and paid for
a long time ago the [ __ ] they Shuffle
around every four years
doesn't mean a [ __ ]
thing and secondly I don't vote cuz I
believe if you vote you have no right to
complain people like to twist that
around I know they say they say well if
you don't vote you have no right to
complain but where's the logic in that
if you vote and you elect dishonest
incompetent people and they get into
office and screw everything up well you
are responsible for what they have done
you caused the problem you voted them in
you have no right to complain I on the
other
hand who did not vote who did not vote
who in fact did not even leave the house
on Election
Day am in no way responsible for what
these people have done and have every
right to complain as loud as I want
about the mess you created that I had
nothing to do with so I know that a
little later on this year you're going
to have another one of those really
swell presidential elections that you
like so much you'll enjoy yourselves
it'll be a lot of fun I'm sure as soon
as the election is over your country
will improve move immediately as for me
I'll be home on that day doing
essentially the same thing as you the
only difference is when I get finished
masturbating I'm going to have a little
something to show for it folks thank you
very much but if you talk to one of them
about this if you isolate one of them
you sit them down rationally you talk to
them about the low IQs and the dumb
Behavior and the bad decisions right
away they start talking about education
that's the big answer to everything
education they said we need more money
for Education we need more more books
more teachers more classrooms more
schools we need more testing for the
kids you say to them well you know we've
tried all of that and the kids still
can't pass the test ah don't you worry
about that we're going to lower the
passing grades and that's what they do
in a lot of these schools now they lower
the passing grades so more kids can pass
more kids pass the school looks good
everybody's happy the IQ of the country
slips another two or three points and
pretty soon all you'll need to get into
college is a [ __ ]
pencil got a pencil get the [ __ ] in
there it's
physics then everyone wonders why 17
other countries graduate more scientists
than we do education politicians know
that word they use it on you politicians
have traditionally hidden behind three
things the flag the Bible and children
No Child Left Behind No Child Left
Behind oh really well it wasn't long ago
you were talking about giving kids a
Head Start Head Start left behind
someone's losing [ __ ] ground
here but there's a reason there's a
reason there's a reason for this is a
reason education sucks and it's the same
reason that it will never ever ever be
fixed it's never going to get any better
don't look for it be happy with what you
got because the owners of this country
don't want that I'm talking about the
real owners now the real owners the big
wealthy business interest that control
things and make all the important
decisions forget the politicians the
politicians are put there to give you
the idea that you have freedom of choice
you don't you have no choice you have
owners they own you they own everything
they own all the important land they own
and control the corporations they've
long since bought and paid for the
Senate the Congress the state houses the
City Halls they got the judges in their
back pockets and they own all the big
media companies so they control just
about all of the news and information
you get to hear they got you by the
balls they they spend billions of
dollars every year lobbying lobbying to
get what they want well we know what
they want they want more for themselves
and less for everybody else but I'll
tell you what they don't want they don't
want a popular ation of citizens capable
of critical thinking they don't want
well-informed well educated people
capable of critical thinking they're not
interested in that that doesn't help
them that's against their interest
that's right they don't want people who
are smart enough to sit around the
kitchen table and figure out how badly
they're getting [ __ ] by a system that
threw them overboard 30 [ __ ] years
ago they don't want that you know what
they want they want obedient workers
obedient workers people who are just
smart enough to run the machines and do
the paperwork and just dumb enough to to
passively accept all these increasingly
shittier jobs with the lower pay the
longer hours the reduced benefits the
end of overtime and the vanishing
pension that disappears the minute you
go to collect it and now they're coming
for your Social Security money they want
your [ __ ] retirement money they want
it back so they can give it to their
criminal friends on Wall Street and you
know something they'll get it they'll
get it all from you sooner or later cuz
they own this [ __ ] place it's a big
club and you ain't in
it you and I are not in the big club by
the way it's the same big Club they used
to beat you over the head with all day
long when they tell you what to believe
all day long beating you over the head
in their media telling you what to
believe what to think and what to buy
the table is tilted folks the game is
rigged and nobody seems to notice nobody
seems to care good honest hardworking
people white collar Blue Collar doesn't
matter what color shirt you have on good
honest hardworking people continue these
are people of modest means continue to
elect these rich suckers who don't give
a [ __ ] about them they don't give a [ __ ]
about you they don't give a [ __ ] about
you they don't care about you at all at
all at
all man you
know and nobody seems to notice nobody
seems to care that's what the owners
count on the fact that Americans will
probably remain willfully ignorant of
the big red white and blue dick that's
being jammed up their [ __ ] every day
because the owners of this country know
the truth it's called called The
American Dream cuz you have to be asleep
to believe it
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