WEBVTT

00:00:00.799 --> 00:00:03.960
now there's one thing you might have

00:00:01.879 --> 00:00:05.719
noticed I don't complain

00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:08.800
about

00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:11.039
politicians everybody complains about

00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:12.559
politicians everybody says they suck

00:00:11.039 --> 00:00:14.479
yeah well where do people think these

00:00:12.558 --> 00:00:16.960
politicians come from they don't fall

00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:19.640
out of the sky they don't pass through a

00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:21.240
membrane from another reality they come

00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:23.080
from American parents and American

00:00:21.239 --> 00:00:24.598
families American Homes American schools

00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:26.278
American churches American businesses

00:00:24.599 --> 00:00:29.278
and American universities and they're

00:00:26.278 --> 00:00:32.479
elected by American citizens this is the

00:00:29.278 --> 00:00:34.799
best we can do folks this is what we

00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:39.159
have to offer it's what our system

00:00:34.799 --> 00:00:42.519
produces garbage in garbage out if you

00:00:39.159 --> 00:00:44.159
have selfish ignorant citizens if you

00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:45.960
have selfish ignorant citizens you're

00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:47.119
going to get selfish ignorant leaders

00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:48.320
and term limits ain't going to do you

00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:50.000
any good you're just going to wind up

00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:53.359
with a brand new bunch of selfish

00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:56.480
ignorant Americans so maybe maybe maybe

00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:59.399
it's not the politicians who suck maybe

00:00:56.479 --> 00:01:01.279
something else sucks around here like

00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:03.679
the public

00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:07.000
yeah the public sucks there's a nice

00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:10.759
campaign slogan for somebody the public

00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:12.920
sucks [ __ ] hope [ __ ]

00:01:10.759 --> 00:01:14.640
hope because if it's really just the

00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:16.640
fault of these politicians then where

00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:18.519
are all the other bright people of

00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:20.200
conscience where are all the bright

00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:22.478
honest intelligent Americans ready to

00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:24.799
step in and save the nation and lead the

00:01:22.478 --> 00:01:27.959
way we don't have people like that in

00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:29.920
this country everybody's at the mall

00:01:27.959 --> 00:01:31.559
scratching his ass picking his nose

00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:33.399
taking his credit card out of his fanny

00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:36.079
pack and buying a pair of sneakers with

00:01:33.399 --> 00:01:36.079
lights in

00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:40.438
them so I have solve this little

00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:44.399
political dilemma for myself in a very

00:01:40.438 --> 00:01:47.758
simple way on Election Day I stay home I

00:01:44.399 --> 00:01:50.519
don't vote [ __ ] them [ __ ] them I don't

00:01:47.759 --> 00:01:53.159
vote two reasons two reasons I don't

00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:55.039
vote first of all it's meaningless this

00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:56.920
country was bought and sold and paid for

00:01:55.040 --> 00:02:00.640
a long time ago the [ __ ] they Shuffle

00:01:56.920 --> 00:02:02.560
around every four years

00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:05.200
doesn't mean a [ __ ]

00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:08.560
thing and secondly I don't vote cuz I

00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:10.598
believe if you vote you have no right to

00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:13.000
complain people like to twist that

00:02:10.598 --> 00:02:14.238
around I know they say they say well if

00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:16.479
you don't vote you have no right to

00:02:14.239 --> 00:02:19.280
complain but where's the logic in that

00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:20.719
if you vote and you elect dishonest

00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:22.400
incompetent people and they get into

00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:24.439
office and screw everything up well you

00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:26.400
are responsible for what they have done

00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:30.000
you caused the problem you voted them in

00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:31.280
you have no right to complain I on the

00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:35.639
other

00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:39.439
hand who did not vote who did not vote

00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:40.878
who in fact did not even leave the house

00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:43.239
on Election

00:02:40.878 --> 00:02:44.318
Day am in no way responsible for what

00:02:43.239 --> 00:02:45.560
these people have done and have every

00:02:44.318 --> 00:02:47.158
right to complain as loud as I want

00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:50.080
about the mess you created that I had

00:02:47.158 --> 00:02:51.158
nothing to do with so I know that a

00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:52.519
little later on this year you're going

00:02:51.158 --> 00:02:54.560
to have another one of those really

00:02:52.519 --> 00:02:56.239
swell presidential elections that you

00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:57.959
like so much you'll enjoy yourselves

00:02:56.239 --> 00:02:59.319
it'll be a lot of fun I'm sure as soon

00:02:57.959 --> 00:03:01.759
as the election is over your country

00:02:59.318 --> 00:03:03.158
will improve move immediately as for me

00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:05.158
I'll be home on that day doing

00:03:03.158 --> 00:03:07.239
essentially the same thing as you the

00:03:05.158 --> 00:03:09.120
only difference is when I get finished

00:03:07.239 --> 00:03:12.158
masturbating I'm going to have a little

00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:14.439
something to show for it folks thank you

00:03:12.158 --> 00:03:15.598
very much but if you talk to one of them

00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:17.158
about this if you isolate one of them

00:03:15.598 --> 00:03:19.238
you sit them down rationally you talk to

00:03:17.158 --> 00:03:21.000
them about the low IQs and the dumb

00:03:19.239 --> 00:03:22.640
Behavior and the bad decisions right

00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:24.000
away they start talking about education

00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:25.679
that's the big answer to everything

00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:27.639
education they said we need more money

00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:29.080
for Education we need more more books

00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:31.079
more teachers more classrooms more

00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:33.000
schools we need more testing for the

00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:34.680
kids you say to them well you know we've

00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:36.919
tried all of that and the kids still

00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:37.959
can't pass the test ah don't you worry

00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:40.199
about that we're going to lower the

00:03:37.959 --> 00:03:41.479
passing grades and that's what they do

00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:43.318
in a lot of these schools now they lower

00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:45.000
the passing grades so more kids can pass

00:03:43.318 --> 00:03:46.518
more kids pass the school looks good

00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:48.239
everybody's happy the IQ of the country

00:03:46.519 --> 00:03:49.879
slips another two or three points and

00:03:48.239 --> 00:03:51.920
pretty soon all you'll need to get into

00:03:49.878 --> 00:03:54.120
college is a [ __ ]

00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:55.039
pencil got a pencil get the [ __ ] in

00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:57.560
there it's

00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:59.359
physics then everyone wonders why 17

00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:02.560
other countries graduate more scientists

00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:04.720
than we do education politicians know

00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:06.640
that word they use it on you politicians

00:04:04.719 --> 00:04:09.759
have traditionally hidden behind three

00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:12.279
things the flag the Bible and children

00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:14.438
No Child Left Behind No Child Left

00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:15.719
Behind oh really well it wasn't long ago

00:04:14.438 --> 00:04:18.040
you were talking about giving kids a

00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:20.759
Head Start Head Start left behind

00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:22.960
someone's losing [ __ ] ground

00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:25.080
here but there's a reason there's a

00:04:22.959 --> 00:04:27.399
reason there's a reason for this is a

00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:30.120
reason education sucks and it's the same

00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:32.239
reason that it will never ever ever be

00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:34.360
fixed it's never going to get any better

00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:37.240
don't look for it be happy with what you

00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:39.360
got because the owners of this country

00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:42.280
don't want that I'm talking about the

00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:44.479
real owners now the real owners the big

00:04:42.279 --> 00:04:45.918
wealthy business interest that control

00:04:44.478 --> 00:04:48.359
things and make all the important

00:04:45.918 --> 00:04:49.680
decisions forget the politicians the

00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:52.038
politicians are put there to give you

00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:55.079
the idea that you have freedom of choice

00:04:52.038 --> 00:04:58.918
you don't you have no choice you have

00:04:55.079 --> 00:05:01.240
owners they own you they own everything

00:04:58.918 --> 00:05:02.918
they own all the important land they own

00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:04.199
and control the corporations they've

00:05:02.918 --> 00:05:05.799
long since bought and paid for the

00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:07.240
Senate the Congress the state houses the

00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:09.079
City Halls they got the judges in their

00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:10.840
back pockets and they own all the big

00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:12.359
media companies so they control just

00:05:10.839 --> 00:05:14.319
about all of the news and information

00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:16.560
you get to hear they got you by the

00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:20.560
balls they they spend billions of

00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:23.439
dollars every year lobbying lobbying to

00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:25.319
get what they want well we know what

00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:27.079
they want they want more for themselves

00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:28.919
and less for everybody else but I'll

00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:31.240
tell you what they don't want they don't

00:05:28.918 --> 00:05:32.519
want a popular ation of citizens capable

00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:34.918
of critical thinking they don't want

00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:36.318
well-informed well educated people

00:05:34.918 --> 00:05:38.079
capable of critical thinking they're not

00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:40.479
interested in that that doesn't help

00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:43.038
them that's against their interest

00:05:40.478 --> 00:05:44.199
that's right they don't want people who

00:05:43.038 --> 00:05:45.680
are smart enough to sit around the

00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:46.919
kitchen table and figure out how badly

00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:48.478
they're getting [ __ ] by a system that

00:05:46.918 --> 00:05:50.359
threw them overboard 30 [ __ ] years

00:05:48.478 --> 00:05:53.439
ago they don't want that you know what

00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:55.960
they want they want obedient workers

00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:57.680
obedient workers people who are just

00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:59.799
smart enough to run the machines and do

00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:01.959
the paperwork and just dumb enough to to

00:05:59.800 --> 00:06:03.960
passively accept all these increasingly

00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:05.758
shittier jobs with the lower pay the

00:06:03.959 --> 00:06:07.680
longer hours the reduced benefits the

00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:09.000
end of overtime and the vanishing

00:06:07.680 --> 00:06:11.160
pension that disappears the minute you

00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:13.560
go to collect it and now they're coming

00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:15.639
for your Social Security money they want

00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:17.959
your [ __ ] retirement money they want

00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:19.960
it back so they can give it to their

00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:21.399
criminal friends on Wall Street and you

00:06:19.959 --> 00:06:23.399
know something they'll get it they'll

00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:26.000
get it all from you sooner or later cuz

00:06:23.399 --> 00:06:28.279
they own this [ __ ] place it's a big

00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:32.800
club and you ain't in

00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:34.038
it you and I are not in the big club by

00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:35.478
the way it's the same big Club they used

00:06:34.038 --> 00:06:37.318
to beat you over the head with all day

00:06:35.478 --> 00:06:38.598
long when they tell you what to believe

00:06:37.319 --> 00:06:39.800
all day long beating you over the head

00:06:38.598 --> 00:06:42.159
in their media telling you what to

00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:44.280
believe what to think and what to buy

00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:47.680
the table is tilted folks the game is

00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:50.318
rigged and nobody seems to notice nobody

00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:51.879
seems to care good honest hardworking

00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:53.800
people white collar Blue Collar doesn't

00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:56.000
matter what color shirt you have on good

00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:58.280
honest hardworking people continue these

00:06:56.000 --> 00:07:00.598
are people of modest means continue to

00:06:58.279 --> 00:07:02.638
elect these rich suckers who don't give

00:07:00.598 --> 00:07:04.478
a [ __ ] about them they don't give a [ __ ]

00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:07.720
about you they don't give a [ __ ] about

00:07:04.478 --> 00:07:09.399
you they don't care about you at all at

00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:13.000
all at

00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:15.918
all man you

00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:17.680
know and nobody seems to notice nobody

00:07:15.918 --> 00:07:19.560
seems to care that's what the owners

00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:21.959
count on the fact that Americans will

00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:23.639
probably remain willfully ignorant of

00:07:21.959 --> 00:07:26.439
the big red white and blue dick that's

00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:28.199
being jammed up their [ __ ] every day

00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:29.879
because the owners of this country know

00:07:28.199 --> 00:07:32.439
the truth it's called called The

00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:35.960
American Dream cuz you have to be asleep

00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:35.959
to believe it

00:07:52.750 --> 00:07:59.918
[Music]

00:07:58.850 --> 00:08:02.919
[Applause]

00:07:59.918 --> 00:08:02.918
a

00:08:03.899 --> 00:08:06.959
[Music]

00:08:07.029 --> 00:08:10.059
[Applause]