[00:00] now there's one thing you might have
[00:01] noticed I don't complain
[00:03] about
[00:05] politicians everybody complains about
[00:08] politicians everybody says they suck
[00:11] yeah well where do people think these
[00:12] politicians come from they don't fall
[00:14] out of the sky they don't pass through a
[00:16] membrane from another reality they come
[00:19] from American parents and American
[00:21] families American Homes American schools
[00:23] American churches American businesses
[00:24] and American universities and they're
[00:26] elected by American citizens this is the
[00:29] best we can do folks this is what we
[00:32] have to offer it's what our system
[00:34] produces garbage in garbage out if you
[00:39] have selfish ignorant citizens if you
[00:42] have selfish ignorant citizens you're
[00:44] going to get selfish ignorant leaders
[00:45] and term limits ain't going to do you
[00:47] any good you're just going to wind up
[00:48] with a brand new bunch of selfish
[00:50] ignorant Americans so maybe maybe maybe
[00:53] it's not the politicians who suck maybe
[00:56] something else sucks around here like
[00:59] the public
[01:01] yeah the public sucks there's a nice
[01:03] campaign slogan for somebody the public
[01:07] sucks [ __ ] hope [ __ ]
[01:10] hope because if it's really just the
[01:12] fault of these politicians then where
[01:14] are all the other bright people of
[01:16] conscience where are all the bright
[01:18] honest intelligent Americans ready to
[01:20] step in and save the nation and lead the
[01:22] way we don't have people like that in
[01:24] this country everybody's at the mall
[01:27] scratching his ass picking his nose
[01:29] taking his credit card out of his fanny
[01:31] pack and buying a pair of sneakers with
[01:33] lights in
[01:36] them so I have solve this little
[01:38] political dilemma for myself in a very
[01:40] simple way on Election Day I stay home I
[01:44] don't vote [ __ ] them [ __ ] them I don't
[01:47] vote two reasons two reasons I don't
[01:50] vote first of all it's meaningless this
[01:53] country was bought and sold and paid for
[01:55] a long time ago the [ __ ] they Shuffle
[01:56] around every four years
[02:00] doesn't mean a [ __ ]
[02:02] thing and secondly I don't vote cuz I
[02:05] believe if you vote you have no right to
[02:08] complain people like to twist that
[02:10] around I know they say they say well if
[02:13] you don't vote you have no right to
[02:14] complain but where's the logic in that
[02:16] if you vote and you elect dishonest
[02:19] incompetent people and they get into
[02:20] office and screw everything up well you
[02:22] are responsible for what they have done
[02:24] you caused the problem you voted them in
[02:26] you have no right to complain I on the
[02:30] other
[02:31] hand who did not vote who did not vote
[02:35] who in fact did not even leave the house
[02:39] on Election
[02:40] Day am in no way responsible for what
[02:43] these people have done and have every
[02:44] right to complain as loud as I want
[02:45] about the mess you created that I had
[02:47] nothing to do with so I know that a
[02:50] little later on this year you're going
[02:51] to have another one of those really
[02:52] swell presidential elections that you
[02:54] like so much you'll enjoy yourselves
[02:56] it'll be a lot of fun I'm sure as soon
[02:57] as the election is over your country
[02:59] will improve move immediately as for me
[03:01] I'll be home on that day doing
[03:03] essentially the same thing as you the
[03:05] only difference is when I get finished
[03:07] masturbating I'm going to have a little
[03:09] something to show for it folks thank you
[03:12] very much but if you talk to one of them
[03:14] about this if you isolate one of them
[03:15] you sit them down rationally you talk to
[03:17] them about the low IQs and the dumb
[03:19] Behavior and the bad decisions right
[03:21] away they start talking about education
[03:22] that's the big answer to everything
[03:24] education they said we need more money
[03:25] for Education we need more more books
[03:27] more teachers more classrooms more
[03:29] schools we need more testing for the
[03:31] kids you say to them well you know we've
[03:33] tried all of that and the kids still
[03:34] can't pass the test ah don't you worry
[03:36] about that we're going to lower the
[03:37] passing grades and that's what they do
[03:40] in a lot of these schools now they lower
[03:41] the passing grades so more kids can pass
[03:43] more kids pass the school looks good
[03:45] everybody's happy the IQ of the country
[03:46] slips another two or three points and
[03:48] pretty soon all you'll need to get into
[03:49] college is a [ __ ]
[03:51] pencil got a pencil get the [ __ ] in
[03:54] there it's
[03:55] physics then everyone wonders why 17
[03:57] other countries graduate more scientists
[03:59] than we do education politicians know
[04:02] that word they use it on you politicians
[04:04] have traditionally hidden behind three
[04:06] things the flag the Bible and children
[04:09] No Child Left Behind No Child Left
[04:12] Behind oh really well it wasn't long ago
[04:14] you were talking about giving kids a
[04:15] Head Start Head Start left behind
[04:18] someone's losing [ __ ] ground
[04:20] here but there's a reason there's a
[04:22] reason there's a reason for this is a
[04:25] reason education sucks and it's the same
[04:27] reason that it will never ever ever be
[04:30] fixed it's never going to get any better
[04:32] don't look for it be happy with what you
[04:34] got because the owners of this country
[04:37] don't want that I'm talking about the
[04:39] real owners now the real owners the big
[04:42] wealthy business interest that control
[04:44] things and make all the important
[04:45] decisions forget the politicians the
[04:48] politicians are put there to give you
[04:49] the idea that you have freedom of choice
[04:52] you don't you have no choice you have
[04:55] owners they own you they own everything
[04:58] they own all the important land they own
[05:01] and control the corporations they've
[05:02] long since bought and paid for the
[05:04] Senate the Congress the state houses the
[05:05] City Halls they got the judges in their
[05:07] back pockets and they own all the big
[05:09] media companies so they control just
[05:10] about all of the news and information
[05:12] you get to hear they got you by the
[05:14] balls they they spend billions of
[05:16] dollars every year lobbying lobbying to
[05:20] get what they want well we know what
[05:23] they want they want more for themselves
[05:25] and less for everybody else but I'll
[05:27] tell you what they don't want they don't
[05:28] want a popular ation of citizens capable
[05:31] of critical thinking they don't want
[05:32] well-informed well educated people
[05:34] capable of critical thinking they're not
[05:36] interested in that that doesn't help
[05:38] them that's against their interest
[05:40] that's right they don't want people who
[05:43] are smart enough to sit around the
[05:44] kitchen table and figure out how badly
[05:45] they're getting [ __ ] by a system that
[05:46] threw them overboard 30 [ __ ] years
[05:48] ago they don't want that you know what
[05:50] they want they want obedient workers
[05:53] obedient workers people who are just
[05:55] smart enough to run the machines and do
[05:57] the paperwork and just dumb enough to to
[05:59] passively accept all these increasingly
[06:01] shittier jobs with the lower pay the
[06:03] longer hours the reduced benefits the
[06:05] end of overtime and the vanishing
[06:07] pension that disappears the minute you
[06:09] go to collect it and now they're coming
[06:11] for your Social Security money they want
[06:13] your [ __ ] retirement money they want
[06:15] it back so they can give it to their
[06:17] criminal friends on Wall Street and you
[06:19] know something they'll get it they'll
[06:21] get it all from you sooner or later cuz
[06:23] they own this [ __ ] place it's a big
[06:26] club and you ain't in
[06:28] it you and I are not in the big club by
[06:32] the way it's the same big Club they used
[06:34] to beat you over the head with all day
[06:35] long when they tell you what to believe
[06:37] all day long beating you over the head
[06:38] in their media telling you what to
[06:39] believe what to think and what to buy
[06:42] the table is tilted folks the game is
[06:44] rigged and nobody seems to notice nobody
[06:47] seems to care good honest hardworking
[06:50] people white collar Blue Collar doesn't
[06:51] matter what color shirt you have on good
[06:53] honest hardworking people continue these
[06:56] are people of modest means continue to
[06:58] elect these rich suckers who don't give
[07:00] a [ __ ] about them they don't give a [ __ ]
[07:02] about you they don't give a [ __ ] about
[07:04] you they don't care about you at all at
[07:07] all at
[07:09] all man you
[07:13] know and nobody seems to notice nobody
[07:15] seems to care that's what the owners
[07:17] count on the fact that Americans will
[07:19] probably remain willfully ignorant of
[07:21] the big red white and blue dick that's
[07:23] being jammed up their [ __ ] every day
[07:26] because the owners of this country know
[07:28] the truth it's called called The
[07:29] American Dream cuz you have to be asleep
[07:32] to believe it
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