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dog driving a
car a damn
it morning Brian I'm afraid you ran a
red light your license please I swear
Joe the light was still gray when I went
through it mhm are you aware this is
expired what Brian step out of the
vehicle why why what what's going on
well the law is clear I have to
confiscate your license and you're going
to have to walk home can't you at least
give me a ride no can do Amigo all right
I guess I'll just call an
Uber are you
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Brian all right class let's get started
Stewie what are you doing and why you
dress like that because I'm your
driver's headed instructor Brian your
what that's right I heard you lost your
license and I'm going to help you get it
back um okay
now we've got a lot to cover but first
let's watch a safety video designed to
terrorize you into being a responsible
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motorist come on kid with a bright
future I'll give you a no seat belt car
ride after this teen keger party I don't
know I'm going to Harvard Yale tomorrow
I'd hate to lose it all because of
making poor choices a come on man I just
had a couple of alcohol beers and I'm
his girlfriend friend cuz he has great
genitals and I'm impressed with Reckless
Behavior so I'm going to reward him with
my mouth while he's driving now let's
smoke a marijuana cigarette while I'm
speeding because of a dare hey careful
I'd hate for you to be unresponsive to
my pleasuring while you're driving
because of intoxication Stewie is this
about anything but oral stuff while
you're driving it's about all facets of
driving safety yes I'm going to fast
forward l no waste I'm a grizzled seenit
all veteran cop and I'm shaking my head
at the senseless waste sir we've done
our police tests the driver was being
mouth pleased at the moment of
impact all right Brian let's begin great
let's do it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
stop de Merit what the hell where are
your hands Brian uh on the steering
wheel 10 and
two all right commence
ipd Brian ipd what ipd identify predict
decide execute you've got to constantly
be iping everything in your target Zone
I I I don't I don't know what you're
saying ipy identify predict yeah you
said that but it doesn't mean anything I
that uh it's a child with a ball very
good identify now predict predict what I
yeah you keep saying that like it's a
word those four letters don't make a
word it it's not helping me remember
anything oh now you've got an oncoming
vehicle pay attention to your 4 to 6
second Zone what what is that 4 to 6
second empty the car Brian empty the car
what does that mean now check your
gauges with one eye while keeping your
other eye on the road my eyes go in the
same direction what's your tire pressure
I I can't I don't I'm in the car stop
demerit Stewie I know how to drive I've
been driving for
years ever hear of ipy
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Jackass so how'd we do did you pass your
driver's test uh yeah yeah I think so
you brought up IP as a matter of fact I
did he was impressed no he had no idea
what I was talking about he tried to
Google it on his phone and ended up
spilling hot coffee on his balls I took
him to the ER and he said he'd pass me
if I picked him up in an hour so it did
work well congratulations you're getting
your license back I know it's great now
I'll be able to go to those dog parties
again
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giggity giggity giggy goo stick around