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[00:06] dog driving a
[00:09] car a damn
[00:13] it morning Brian I'm afraid you ran a
[00:16] red light your license please I swear
[00:19] Joe the light was still gray when I went
[00:20] through it mhm are you aware this is
[00:23] expired what Brian step out of the
[00:25] vehicle why why what what's going on
[00:27] well the law is clear I have to
[00:29] confiscate your license and you're going
[00:30] to have to walk home can't you at least
[00:32] give me a ride no can do Amigo all right
[00:35] I guess I'll just call an
[00:41] Uber are you
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[00:47] Brian all right class let's get started
[00:49] Stewie what are you doing and why you
[00:51] dress like that because I'm your
[00:52] driver's headed instructor Brian your
[00:54] what that's right I heard you lost your
[00:56] license and I'm going to help you get it
[00:58] back um okay
[01:00] now we've got a lot to cover but first
[01:02] let's watch a safety video designed to
[01:04] terrorize you into being a responsible
[01:08] [Applause]
[01:11] motorist come on kid with a bright
[01:14] future I'll give you a no seat belt car
[01:17] ride after this teen keger party I don't
[01:20] know I'm going to Harvard Yale tomorrow
[01:22] I'd hate to lose it all because of
[01:24] making poor choices a come on man I just
[01:26] had a couple of alcohol beers and I'm
[01:29] his girlfriend friend cuz he has great
[01:31] genitals and I'm impressed with Reckless
[01:33] Behavior so I'm going to reward him with
[01:35] my mouth while he's driving now let's
[01:37] smoke a marijuana cigarette while I'm
[01:40] speeding because of a dare hey careful
[01:43] I'd hate for you to be unresponsive to
[01:45] my pleasuring while you're driving
[01:46] because of intoxication Stewie is this
[01:48] about anything but oral stuff while
[01:50] you're driving it's about all facets of
[01:52] driving safety yes I'm going to fast
[01:58] forward l no waste I'm a grizzled seenit
[02:02] all veteran cop and I'm shaking my head
[02:04] at the senseless waste sir we've done
[02:06] our police tests the driver was being
[02:08] mouth pleased at the moment of
[02:13] impact all right Brian let's begin great
[02:16] let's do it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
[02:18] stop de Merit what the hell where are
[02:21] your hands Brian uh on the steering
[02:23] wheel 10 and
[02:26] two all right commence
[02:31] ipd Brian ipd what ipd identify predict
[02:35] decide execute you've got to constantly
[02:37] be iping everything in your target Zone
[02:40] I I I don't I don't know what you're
[02:41] saying ipy identify predict yeah you
[02:44] said that but it doesn't mean anything I
[02:45] that uh it's a child with a ball very
[02:48] good identify now predict predict what I
[02:52] yeah you keep saying that like it's a
[02:53] word those four letters don't make a
[02:55] word it it's not helping me remember
[02:57] anything oh now you've got an oncoming
[02:58] vehicle pay attention to your 4 to 6
[03:00] second Zone what what is that 4 to 6
[03:02] second empty the car Brian empty the car
[03:04] what does that mean now check your
[03:06] gauges with one eye while keeping your
[03:08] other eye on the road my eyes go in the
[03:09] same direction what's your tire pressure
[03:11] I I can't I don't I'm in the car stop
[03:14] demerit Stewie I know how to drive I've
[03:16] been driving for
[03:18] years ever hear of ipy
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[03:27] Jackass so how'd we do did you pass your
[03:30] driver's test uh yeah yeah I think so
[03:32] you brought up IP as a matter of fact I
[03:34] did he was impressed no he had no idea
[03:37] what I was talking about he tried to
[03:38] Google it on his phone and ended up
[03:39] spilling hot coffee on his balls I took
[03:41] him to the ER and he said he'd pass me
[03:43] if I picked him up in an hour so it did
[03:45] work well congratulations you're getting
[03:48] your license back I know it's great now
[03:50] I'll be able to go to those dog parties
[03:52] again
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[04:11] giggity giggity giggy goo stick around